A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
CLAY GUIDA
"I better leak this out before someone else can. Haha blast from the past prom 99" -Clay Guida
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Matt Roth
RANDOM TWIDBITS
"Who you guys and girls want me to fight?????" -Tito Ortiz, Brandon Vera. Enough of this talk about trying to rematch Chuck or Forrest.
"@ufc I'm looking forward for the submission of the Year! lol thanks for the nickname Captain Heelhook is off the hook!" -Rousimar Palhares
"i am clearly not cut out to be a UFC fighter... i sobbed for 45 minutes during the movie "warrior"." -Daniel Tosh
"Doing a neurological exam for my fight. Wish me luck as I try to fool the doc that I'm normal!" -Duane Ludwig
"Don't worry I wont plan my speeches any more for after my fights, ill just wing it. Im a bad joke teller. Sorry @ufc @joerogan" -Jacob Volkmann
TWICTURES
"@mark_munoz is going to domin8 @UFC_Undisputed 3 online, witnessed gr8ness in virtual Octagon" -UFC Undisputed
"From Tilted Kilt Roselle IL last night. W @IzzyStyle last day of 2011 go set some goals !" -Clay Guida
"Great thing about call in radio interviews Jordan doesn't have to do his hair lol" -Jordan Mein
"Maybe I should change my fight name to "Ronda anaconda" lol" -Ronda Rousey
"Iphone Photoshop is fun! Here's a pic on the "vibrant color" setting" -Ronda Rousey
"On stage with fatboy slim on the last day of #holyship on half moon cay island" -Ronda Rousey
"Excellent." -Dan Hardy
TWIDEOS!
"Hear who @GrayMaynard thinks will win the main & co-main this weekend" -UFC, such personality!
"Burt Watson brings you this important message about Brazil" -UFC
COOKING CLASS WITH MIGUEL TORRES & MIKE DOLCE
"Watch Throwin Down in the Kitchen as I explain and show how to make Costillas de Puerco en Chile de tomatillo (port spare ribs with tomatillo chile sauce). Beef ribs may be used as a substitute for those who do not eat pork." -Miguel Torres, I prefer the chili found in the Philippines, (siling labuyo) but that seems like an interesting dish too.
"Vitor Belfort's Road to UFC Rio" -UFC, Mike Dolce shows us how to cook the East Coast Breakfast Toast.
SURFING LESSONS IN BRAZIL
"Fight Week and... Surf Class! Me and @AriannyCeleste ;)" -Paula Sack, the Brazilian UFC correspondent.
"The surfer JDS in action!" -Paula Sack
"Surfing today with the @ufc and Surfing Favela school! Dont ever trust a guy who smiles like this...... Seriously!" -Gray Maynard
WAIT, THERE'S MORE TWICTURES
"#friskyfriday happy Friday!" -Arianny Celeste
""My shirt says it all..keepin it classy" -Arianny Celeste
"Happy Hump Day!!! Dancin Candid ;)" -Natasha Wicks
"Sem palavras para agradecer tantas msgs e carinho! Pra vcs todo o meu amor! ;)" -Paula Sack
FORREST GRIFFIN
"My new year resolution: get the rest of me as ripped as my penis" -Forrest Griffin
"I have a severe case of beard envy. It's a real thing look it up" -Forrest Griffin
"I have decided I will only follow @ForrestGriffin when he lets me wear the exact outfit from his last book cover. #TomFollowForrest" -Tom Lawlor
"Your such a pussy just being around you raises my estrogen" -Forrest Griffin
"Everytime you talk I want to apologize to my ears." -Forrest Griffin
"Whenever I lose weight I can always find it in the bottom of a bag of cookies" -Forrest Griffin
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Forrest's Twitter account:
Zachary Kater - January 11, 2012
I always feel so dirty after reading any of Forrest's Tweets. I must stop
burglekutt - January 11, 2012
Every time I find myself reading Forrest's tweets:
Pyrgz Krum - January 11, 2012
Haters be learners
Honda with that next level double snake-charming maneuver
dajulzta - January 11, 2012 via Android app
She can charm my snake any day?
thirdparty - January 11, 2012
Finally!
You’re on the right track, not bad
:)
dajulzta - January 11, 2012 via Android app
Haz Wicks, Honda, and Paula Sack?
Damon O. - January 11, 2012
Say what you will about that Ray-J character but he clearly has had more then his share of putang pie
RECE ROCK - January 11, 2012
Still doesn't change the fact that he will always be known as "Brandy's little brother"
Plus he’s part of Floyd Mayweather’s “posse” so he’s classified as a clown on principle.
Damon O. - January 11, 2012
or the guy from Kim Kardashian's sex tape
I think that trump’s Brandy’s little brother
RashadsLeftNipple - January 11, 2012
Meh, she's alright but she's not real
Damon O. - January 11, 2012
She does have a big ol' behind
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RashadsLeftNipple - January 11, 2012
i love you damon lol only you can bring a jay-z circa 2000 quote into the new 2012 and on a mma site at that
Mac Marley - January 11, 2012
There's some brown stuff on the tip of your nose...
eww and what’s that white stuff on your chin?
RECE ROCK - January 11, 2012
I think you're just fed up
Cause he got a little cheddar and his records moving out the store.
discoandherpes - January 11, 2012
lol...
Nah he had a hot line, I made it a hot song.
RECE ROCK - January 11, 2012
yep...he banged a few more semi celebs & celebs that most men wouldn't pass up on...
then add in the few hundred groupies/ reality show hoes… makes for one happy member… well as long as said member isn’t itchy or burning.
RECE ROCK - January 11, 2012
Yeah
say what you will about Ray J, but I’m sure the groupies that he has hit + the random “girlfriends” along with Kardashian (I don’t care, that ass is absurd), I’m sure his lil’ man is quite happy.
I also think of JT as having had a LOT of prime lady meat. Just from celebs that we KNOW about his list runs like this: Spears (when she was in her prime), Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel :/ and these are just women that we know about! Dude, DUDE he has hit the trinity that is Cameron, Scarlett AND Jessica Biel! Even if I was a hater, I’d have no choice but to salute that shit.
SentientAndroid - January 11, 2012
yeah i just caught up on justin’s lady friends he has to go in the hall of fame of having bad chicks
Mac Marley - January 11, 2012
Spears in her PRIME is enough to keep a man mentally happy for years... not to mention he probably took her virginity.
Jessica Biel when she takes her clothes off in that Adam Sandler movie… godbless.
Scarlett Johansson… jesus all day every day doesn’t matter what movie.
And when there movie came out he was linked to Mila Kunis… been thinking about that poon since that 70’s show… GodBless.
Salute indeed SentientAndroid … Timberlake is a fucking pioneer.
RECE ROCK - January 11, 2012
Ah hell
forgot all about Mila! She was so damn bad in FWB. Damn JT, my love has now started to turn into hate.
SentientAndroid - January 11, 2012
I dont understand
What does Ray-j have to do with a picture of Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose?
OneFitchTwoFitchRedFitchBlueFitch - January 11, 2012 via mobile
Fuck dat guy
Krimson - January 11, 2012
does natasha
have a job
Pete Libertine - January 11, 2012
yes she has
being my imaginary girlfriend
the guy with the big nose - January 11, 2012
Um
Being hot?
Damon O. - January 11, 2012
If she doesn't I can think of 2 jobs I'd pay her for
menckenstein - January 11, 2012
Modeling?
Horselover Fat - January 11, 2012
The Titled Kilt looks like a nice family restaurant
menckenstein - January 11, 2012
http://www.bikinissportsbarandgrill.com/
Damon O. - January 11, 2012
it's nice
Went to that particular tilted kilt to pregame for my bachelor party. Good looking ladies for sure. So yeah, fun for the whole family.
Violent Newt - January 11, 2012
they actually do have a kid's menu there...
I took my son there a month or so ago he’s only ten…they gave us what must have been the bottom rung waitress when she came to the table and asked what we wanted my son asked if we could have a different waitress /facepalm
Chris WhiteDynamite Bielanski - January 11, 2012
Dude your son is awesome
Kids are so brutally honest, I love it.
menckenstein - January 11, 2012
I kind of think that Forrest's ears should be apologizing to his head
for the way they look.
Ikuhisa Quinoa - January 11, 2012
just in case people are forgetting
DAT ASS
the guy with the big nose - January 11, 2012
Making Wednesday better
one twit at a time. Thanks Ms. Wicks. Not a bad Friday either, Ms. Celeste
Cory Braiterman - January 11, 2012
There is not a shot in blue perfect hell that Palhares wrote that. Also “Captain Heelhook” sounds dumb. Tree Stump is his damn nickname and will stay that way until I learn how to say “The Hulk” in Portuguese. That or his nickname should be “Lenny”, none of this Captain Heelhook crap.
Patrick Tenney - January 11, 2012
Yup
I was thinking the same thing. Not a chance he wrote that. Tree Stump don’t type “lol” for nothing.
NickRingp4pGOAT - January 11, 2012
oooh so paul harris cant learn english that fast ?
Mac Marley - January 11, 2012
This is how Paul Harris spells "LOL"
Damon O. - January 11, 2012
Good one!
VeeisAnimated - January 11, 2012
Fucking brute!
SentientAndroid - January 11, 2012
Rousimar “Literally a Creature of Nightmare” Palhares
Tedd Welch - January 11, 2012
Paul Harris gettin faded
lmaginary Enemy - January 11, 2012
lol in Tree Stump means Lops OFF Legs.
Eenie Meenie Einemo - January 11, 2012
El Hulk
thirdparty - January 11, 2012
Vitor: "Sorry i sound like this after Anderson kicked me in the face"
….. mmmm blueberries
elmojo - January 11, 2012
Hey Anton
Those are just cayenne peppers, bud..
Charles Awad - January 11, 2012
siling labuyo?
nope, those are different.
Anton Tabuena - January 11, 2012
Same genus, grown in different soil. Bhut jolokia, for instance, is a ghost pepper, of which there are many, but grown in a particular soil. I mean, I get it, I’m sure you prefer your native peppers, but they’re the same genus. When I’m in Lebanon the same pepper is called flifle harra. I grow cayenne peppers from a strain that are much hotter than what you’ll find in the super market (rivaling those I find overseas). Whose to say how hot Miguel’s actually are?
Charles Awad - January 11, 2012
I didn't know you're that serious about your peppers...
Not really sure about those details, but I think there’s a slight difference from the Cayenne peppers I’ve tried in the US than the labuyo here, and I prefer how it tastes too… Or maybe it’s just me?
Anton Tabuena - January 11, 2012
Of course they're different, because of the soil and conditions
Buuut.. How do you know Miguel’s aren’t better? Haha (yes, I’m also confident that yours are better than what he likely bought at a grocer)
Buuut.. How do you know Miguel’s aren’t better? Haha (yes, I’m also confident that yours are better than what he likely bought at a grocer)Yeah, my favorite things to grow are peppers and herbs and I fucking LOVE the versatility and flavors of different hot peppers (and hot food, obviously). Also, one of my clients here in Minnesota is infamous for their Ghost Wings Challenge (the sauce of which is made with bhut jolokia), so that drove me to get more scientific about chili genera, and how environments can effect the outcome of the pepper’s growth. Cool stuff.
Charles Awad - January 11, 2012
Friend of mine fed me a ghost pepper. …the asshole
thirdparty - January 11, 2012
Ouch
Whole? You poor bastard.
Charles Awad - January 11, 2012
No, he cooked it in some food then gave it to me. Solution: milk, salt, repeat. Repeat. Repeat.
thirdparty - January 13, 2012
not sure if it's better...
I just really like those Labuyo’s compared to the generic ones I’ve tried in the US, which I’m probably (unfairly) lumping those ones he used on that generic category as well. haha :)
Anton Tabuena - January 11, 2012
You do seem to know what's up
I’m looking for a pepper that has a kick similar to jalapeño, maybe even serrano, but with a nice hint of sweetness. I’d like to make a salsa of even mix it with beans, etc., know what I mean?
dajulzta - January 11, 2012 via Android app
just spent 2:24 listening to gray maynard speak
its been fun BE, but i have to go jump off a building now.
gspmademegay - January 11, 2012
You'll land on top of my corpse.
IKiIIed007 - January 11, 2012
I warned you...
sort of.
Anton Tabuena - January 11, 2012
Clay Guida/Tilted Kilt photographer...
It’s called red-eye reduction, ever heard of it?!?
beeran - January 11, 2012
there all werewolves...
RECE ROCK - January 11, 2012
Arianny has a handfull of DAT ASS in that first pic
lol
FLOJO - January 11, 2012
- Arianny
I’ve seen your shirt, and I can read is “TITS”. Just like every other shirt you wear.
nannerb - January 11, 2012
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