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UFC 142: Aldo Vs. Mendes - Live Results And Play-By-Play For Undercard

UFC 142: Aldo vs. Mendes Poster by Anton Tabuena

UFC 142: Aldo vs. Mendes Poster by Anton Tabuena

As with every major show, Bloody Elbow will be here to bring you live results, play by play and commentary for UFC 142: Aldo vs. Mendes. Our live coverage will start with the singe fight being shown on Facebook, continuing through the FX TV prelim broadcast (8 p.m. ET) and finally through the pay-per-view broadcast (10 p.m. ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.

This post will cover live results and thoughts for the undercard.

The "headlining bout" on the undercard sees Thiago Tavares take on Sam Stout in a lightweight fight. Heavyweight Gabriel Gonzaga makes his return to the UFC against Ednaldo Oliviera on FX. Yuri Alcantara squares of with Michihiro Omigawa in a featherweight fight while lightweights Ricardo Funch and Mike Pyle fight on the FX opening bout. The lone Facebook fight sees Filipe Arantes and Antonio Carvalho step into the cage.

Make sure to come back during the event and share your thoughts as the event goes down.

Filipe Arantes won the opening bout by unanimous decision.

Ricardo Funch vs. Mike Pyle - Round 1 - Some feeling out early and a right hand lands for Funch. They trade knees to the body in the clinch. Big right hand by Pyle huts Funch, he follows up with a big knee to the face and Funch goes down. A few punches and it's all over. Mike Pyle wins by TKO (knee and punches), round 1.

Yuri Alcantara vs. Michihiro Omigawa - Round 1 - Knee to the body of Omigawa. Left hand by Alcantara now. Left hand by Alcantara knocks Omigawa backward. Omigawa with a left hand and a spinning backfist attempt that comes up short. Alcantara is getting in with straight punches using his reach. Another one-two combination for Alcantara lands. Spinning back elbow by Alcantara lands hard and Omigawa is hurt. He follows him to the ground and is pounding away from the back but Omigawa survives and turns into him to be on top. Omigawa not doing a lot from the top now. Alcantara with an armbar attempt out of nowhere but the round ends beore he can tap. 10-9 Alcantara.

Round 2 - Omigawa actually throw the left hand that was injured. Alcantara lands hard and hurts him again and now is on top on the ground. Omigawa is trying to hip his way out. Omigawa tried to take a leg and Alcantara moved to mount and then takes the back. After pounding away it looked like Alcantara had the choke locked in but Omigawa popped free again. Alcantara isn't doing a ton of damage but he's really controlling where the fight takes place this round. 10-9 Alcantara.

Round 3 - They're trading on the feet but Alcantara is landing on him. Maybe Omigawa's injured arm from the armbar has something to do with that. Alcantara with a head kick that is blocked. Omigawa lands a left and Alcantara fires back. Elbow in the clinch by Omigawa and then he gets a takedown. Omigawa on top here but not doing nearly enough given the situation. Now he postures up and lands a few punches. Omigawa is grinding away and it's a nice way to win a round, but not a fight when you're already clearly down 20-18 if not 20-17. They're stood up by the ref, Omigawa tries for a takedown, Alcantara keeps his balance and ends up in mount. 10-9 Omigawa I guess but clearly Alcantara's fight.

Official Scorecards: 30-27, 29-28, 30-27 Yuri Alcantara wins by unanimous decision.

Gabriel Gonzaga vs. Ednaldo Oliveira - Round 1 - Both men feint a little early but haven't pulled the triger for the first 40 seconds. Oliviera has shown a pawing jab a few times. Right hand by Oliviera lands. Gonzaga shoots and gets a takedown into side control. Elbow and now he spins and has the back. Oliviera stands up but Gonzaga trips him back to the ground. Knee to the body by Gonzaga. Now He transitions to the back and sinks in a deep rear naked choke. Oliviera taps and he just got trucked. Gabriel Gonzaga wins by submission (rear naked choke), 3:22 of round 1.

Thiago Tavares vs. Sam Stout - Round 1 - Tavares bouncing forard and throwing punches that miss. He pushes Stout into the cage and sweeps out the leg for the takedown. Stout is sitting up against the cage and trying to stand but Tavares is sticking tight to him. Stout manages to get up and bombs with a left hand before they get back to distance. Tavares gets into the clinch again and gets another takedown. Let hand by Tavares on the ground but Stout gets to his feet. Tavares picks him up and takes him right back down. Tavares isn't really doing anything here with the takedowns. Stout was briefly on top on the ground but they're back to standing. Right hand lands for Stout. Right hand lands for Tavares. Left hand by Tavares again. 10-9 Tavares.

Round 2 - Stout looking to land the right hand and he gets it in off the counter. Tavares finally gets inside and clinches against the cage but Stout gets out with ease before he gets taken down. Head kick by Tavares is blocked. Tavares keeps trying to get the takedowns but Stout is able to defend well this round. Not a lot of shots landing either way but Stout's combinations are winning the round for him. Tavares with a decent kick and a right hand that cut Stout. 10-9 round for Stout, but close.

Round 3 Right hand by Tavares gets in. Right hand by Tavares again but Stout lands a shot to the cup so they break briefly. Right hand by Stout and he stuffs a takedown attempt. It's hard to call this action given that it's a lot of feinting and pawing shots withut a lot landing. Right hand by Tavares and that's the punch that is winning him this round. Big right hand by Stout and another big right and an uppercut. Another uppercut. Stout won the round on that late round flurry as it was the best work of the round. 10-9 Stout makes it 29-28 Stout on my card.

Official Scorecards: Thiago Tavares wins by unanimous decision (scores not given)

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Comments

start with the singe fight

It is fixing to be a hot card.

…I’ll show myself out.

I want to take this opportunity

to thank Johnson for providing us with the enterainment that has ensued on this website over the last 2 days. Bravo

a million times yes.

Those Rumble threads are some of the funniest things I’ve ever read on this site.

read through the original weigh in thread again today

Quality

I don't contribute much, but at least I'm not a 12-year old.

But you were 12 at some point, no? are you saying you’re 11?

Will someone be a pal and do updates in the live thread for the Brady/Tebow game?
I will update football if anyone wants.
NO!

Football sucks D:

You're evil
Not evil

Colombian. I don’t even like soccer as much as I used too. Too much of an MMA head now.

I think I'm one of the very few people on here...

That watches everything from NBA to PGA to Tennis to MMA.

I've actually watched cockfighting

and enjoy most sports outside of MMA. Except Motorsports, I find those boring

I like some of the X-Games motorsports.

Like the rally races, and the high air dirtbike challenge. But yeah, not into NASCAR. Too-slow paced, as odd as that sounds for people traveling 200 mph.

Formula 1?
Don't like it either

It kinda drags for me. I know it takes skill but I don’t really care for it

I only watch it occasionally, but it can get very exciting at times.

Cockfighting is more exciting than MMA. No decisions.
WAY better

They actually fight in Rooster Coliseums (Cockliseums)

Not true. Some of them run like chickens.

I'm definitely one of them too.
I was gonna watch the event, but Rumble Johnson ate my knee.
I bet you don't have a debit card either.
LOL

I am watching it tonight.

I picked way too many underdogs tonight

You can still change them.. half an hour left.

I think I'm sticking with it

I got Etim and Tavarez winning and the amount of people picking the other way on Playground is kind of scary. Also, I’m one of the few idoits who bought int o the Mendes hype.

Tavarez?
Yeah

He is fighting tonight right?

Yeah, I think he was pointing out that it’s spelled Tavares

I'm not thaaaat much of a dick.
I had a weird brain fart. I blame the z instead of the s in the name.

Stout UD for me!

He’s fighting. He’s just gonna lose to Stout

Well fuck it

I just changed my pick. Thanks for the help dick.

that site is filled with idoits...

and morans.

You wouldn’t happen to be the one person in the BECW picking Massenzio to win, would you?

jesus.

that person is gonna get so much shit from their teammates.

Till he knocks out Paul Harris

guilty

Say whaaaaaaaaaat?

you can apologise to me later

Dude, if he wins, we will all bow down to you.

I think I’m one of the few who picked Palhares by decision, seems everyone thinks he’s ripping Massenzio’s leg off immediately.

I’m totally kidding btw. I have him by leg removal in the 2nd

Anyone know where UK viewers can watch all the prelims?

facebook then ufc.tv

UFC.tv

Facebook first of course, but you knew that.

Special nights will be ruined tonight

We shall all rally behind the great Earl Montclair to make you all very sad.

I am interested in the whole BECW thing, how do I join?

We're already filled up for the season...

Once season one ended we had sign-ups for the 2 weeks leading up to UFC 141. This is the 2nd of 10 events in the season.

I guess you can’t join during the season (although…wasn’t one team going to re-draft some?). But keep looking for a new draft in the fanposts after UFC on Fuel 2, Apr. 14th. I think that’s the last event for this season.

Thank you

sign up for an account on mmaplayground.com now and start making your pics so you can get used to it and build a track record.

I actually did that haha
F'ing subbevil seriously no shows on the picks again

Luke Thomas’ Beard is in huge trouble.

I was wondering if he was in the competition or if he was the dude who joined too late.

Guess that answers that question. Several people who aren’t 100% in picks made for the event either. They’re not on my team though, so I give no shits.

I don't even think he's been on since we drafted him
Haha!

What an ass. Must be a juggalo.

here

less of the juggalo bashing!

Why? Are you one of them bro?

No but he’s on my team. He’s actually a niceenough guy too

What? Who are you talking about?

I can’t remember who it was personally, I just remember Keith’s amazing comment in the draft thread digging up through Google that the same username was on an ICP forum or something.

Haha, yeah, that’s right. That was hilarious.

sethsmiley
I think he scored pretty high in the first event too

He gets flak for being a Juggalo but seems like a nice enough dude

Well why don’t you marry him then!

Juggalo wedding mutherfukers

It’s a good thing I haven’t started drinking yet, otherwise I couldn’t have resisted posting this image. You’ll have to click on the link

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/1/22/5eacb642-f298-41b9-abf9-66a7fce11c98.jpg

(it's a juggalo wedding cake)
Nothing says I love you...

Like bloody hatchets worked into the design of your wedding cake.

74

couldnt ask much more from a rook

Confused by the time zones

Does it start in an hour or two?

First fight on Facebook in an hour and a half

Enough time for a quick nap then.

Yawn

That’ll be 1.30 AM for me. Wish they’d start earlier like they used to for a while last year.

America. Fuck yeah.

Please keep your racism down to chanting “USA! USA!” you minority-exploiting imperialist!

Yeah

Seems we’re in the same timezone then. Really sucks that they changed the time back to the later version. At least I have some energy drink to pour in my vodka.

I picked Vitor over Rumble

So I gotta slap maself anyway. The’ll keep me present and accounted for!

If you guys have nothing better to do...

Aldo vs. Brookins is free to watch on UFC.TV

nice

Totally forgot that Brookins landed the lateral drop. Then got obliterated by leg kicks. Also Mir is a great commentator

Stout/Gonzaga/Pyle parlay for me
Is there anyone not on the Belfort war wagon?

With the exception of psychoblack. Seeing Vitor on the second video blog hurt.

It’s hard not to be. Was Johnson not even dieting prior to the bout?

I'm still picking Rumble and really don't have any biased interest in the fight.

They both annoy me, honestly.

Did we ever name our team?

If not, might I suggest: LHW Replica Belts

paging montefisto

your pick is still at 90%. 13 minutes to go

After a couple month hiatus from betting, I'm returning.

Which is why I’m playing it relatively safe with nothing crazy here.

-Palhares/Silva/Pyle. Bet $14 to win $10.07

-Aldo/Barboza/Carvalho. Bet $8 to win $14

-Oliveira. Bet $3.15 to win $3.

-Johnson. Bet $2 to win $2.20.

If I convert on the first parlay listed is super safe. Basically just a failsafe if I miss my second parlay. I want to take it easy for a bit. If I can build up a bit of money I plan on winning big like I did at UFC 128 ($115) or 129 ($300).

So if you win everything

you get a free dinner!

Essentially,

yes.
http://okayface.com/okay-face.jpg

Memes and image macros are ruining BE!!!

I may not contribute, but at least I’m not 12

It doesn't bode well when your team is +3 in turnovers and you're only up 3 points.
Wrong tab. :)
I have nowhere else to go.

The quality of posters on the Titans blog really went downhill. I haven’t been there in a few months.

It's funny how big of a deal they made about the Saints momentum coming into this week.

Now they’re apparently playing like garbage.

Ned Stark's Bastards in the house.

Checking in mutherfukers. The competition is going to heat up tonight. Quite a few fights that hinge on a major factor or two, should see a bigger point spread this time.

Belfort/Johnson and Gonzaga/Oliveira (hot bout) are pretty huge. If anyone hits a huge upset (the 21 people who picked Mendes, 22 who picked Tavares, 27 who picked Arantes), they’ll be near the top of the board.

The one guy who picked Massenzio the 8 guys who picked Prater and the 3 who picked Ricardo “Tobias” Funch will be happier

Since none of those will happen, most of the camp doesn’t have to worry.

Am I the only one trying to figure out what to say when Rumble loses/wins?
I am a little bit confused.

seriously when is this gonna start ? im in germany Ufc`s facebook told me 7.30 pm ET but here it says 8 pm. ?? confused

7:30 eastern time in the US is the only FB fight

8PM Eastern is the FX broadcast then the PPV

To add to this,

50 minutes until the first and only Facebook prelim. One hour and 20 minutes until the rest of the prelims on FX or ufc.tv or whatever.

so the prelims are available on ufc.tv? hmm maybe I should pull an all nighter if it starts so soon. I’ll be repping the central euro timezone hard

I’m pretty sure they’re available to people outside of the US, yes.

Good evening

Guys n gals

Dana just posted this on his twitter explaining where everyone can watch the prelims. With one notable exception

http://twitter.com/#!/danawhite/status/158322575968186368/photo/1

Damn, didn't even mention the FB fight

Imeant there’s no mention of the UK

I think it means that if you’re in one of those countries mentioned, you’ll have to watch it on TV. For everyone else, it’s on UFC.tv – of course it would have been neat if he had actually written that last part though.

I'll check UFC.TV since I am not in the US according to the goddamn xbox app
you with a name change too?

There needs to be a chart explaining who is who because I can’t keep track.

Yep

Tho I was much more disappointed that we lost nottheface as an SN than I was about losing my own

Chris867-5309 right?
chris3.14159
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
Well...yeah, but I'm not the only one on a blog on a Saturday night, now am I

chris3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
4428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273
724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609

It’s kind of amusing how many sciencey people I know who’ve memorized Pi for fun.

Who is nottheface now, Mr. 81203?

He’s Russell Crow, apparently.

whats krcampbels team name again?

bcpjkell I think. He only made 6 picks
...

what did you think I asked?

Legit Lol
Whatever man
You're not nearly drunnk enough to start arguing with me

And either way you should wait for my drunken post- fight recap.

I'm gonna call into the show tonight

as Pyschoblack

I'm all over the place tonight

I’m already drunk and making no sense.

<3 drunken Joben. Whos up for some drinking games tonight?

I'm down
how about this

http://regretfulmorning.com/2008/10/the-all-new-ufc-drinking-game/
plus everything Paul Harris does something stupid sink your drink

I don't have the proper supplies for that game

I’ve only got beer

I’ll do your shots

Atta boy

Then I’m down

wheres spammy at?

I;m hittin the stella tonight

Nice! I usually drink those. Not tonight though :(

maybe I meant you

with your wife beater on?

Yep yep, that’s me. Always wear those at home. Well, at least since my neck began getting sore from t-shirt necks.. for some reason.

I dont know how to respond to this

Any drinking game I can think of would kill us all. For example: drink every time Rogan calls a near submission.

THIS ARM-IN GUILLOTINE IS TIGHT!!

We're The Voices in Paul Harris' Head

So this is our night, kinda ;)

Rewatched his Dan Miller fight. What a looper. Where abouts in the UK you from?

Not from the UK. Germany.

THIS IS INDEED OUR NIGHT

HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE

WIN WIN WIN WIN

This is actually what we will tell him tonight. Followed by CRANK! CRANK! CRANK! NOW EAT IT! YESSSSSSSS!

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

how’s the kingdom today?

Palhares new theme song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQWwO0vGu44

/RuiningBE

ROUSIMAR ALSO SUFFERS FROM IED

And is a third generation death fighter.

somewhere Luke Thomas's bear twinged in agony
LUKE HAS A BEAR?????

Luke has a bear>?

yes a sentient bear its how he gets his knowledge
Yeah

a black grizzly bear

I’m petitioning my captain for a team name change.

…Who is my captain?

inthepipes?

NO IT'S ME

CRAZYBONES IS ON MY TEAM…

…..

I actually forgot… did that guy get banned or something? Maybe we should mutiny.

We tried during UFC 141

He responded though.

They just plugged tonight's prelims

during the football game.

sure did
With his current hair, Mike Pyle looks a lot like Willem Dafoe.
They are dehydrated

Everyone looks like Willem Dafoe

Yeah, but Willem had that poofy hair in a few movies
THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
Such a good movie

The second one was terrible though

But the chick was hot
I've never watched all of the second one.

But most people seemed to think it was decent from what I heard. I’m afraid of tainting the awesomeness that was the original.

Its just bad dont waste your time

It is worth a watch

It’s not as bad as it could have been. But not that great.

it was beyond awful.

Off the top of my head, the only movie I’ll consider worse was Juno, and I walked out of that shit after 40 minutes.

I've seen way worse, really

Michael Cera bugs the shit out of me. Except in A.D. and Superbad, although I haven’t seen that movie since it was new.

I’m tired of actors/actresses who are the same in every single movie, and even act similar in real life. That’s not acting. That’s just being your annoying self.

Seth Rogens 15 minutes expired a long time ago

You should watch Scott Pilgrim, bro. It’s pretty good.

Yep, that's the one movie of his I haven't seen and hear great things about it.

Just never found a way to work it in. I’ve had the Moneyball movie on my computer for like a month now and still haven’t gotten around to watching it.

Scott Pilgrim and Nick and Norah are good shows. But yeah he is Michael Cera in all his fims

so bad.
Could have been way worse

Like Donnie Darko 2 worse.

Erm, S. Darko worse
never dared even trying that...
That is a movie that will make you appreciate the cinematic masterpiece of Boondock Saints II
For the first half of BS 2....

I was like “why’d they get this fat guy to play Sean Patrick Flannery’s character?”

Some of the casting decisions were poor

But the chick was hot

Yeah Clifton Collins playing a latino was a real poor idea

anyone ever seen House of the Dead?
Almost any Uwe Boll movie will do
he is

my idol

Dolph Lundgren should be your favorite actor you fake Swede
You will go to hell for that comment

But good for you I’m sure they’re showing his movies there!

Battlefield earth and Transformers 2 are the worst movies
Ecks versus Sever
Any of the Hector Echevaria (?) movies

You know…the ones with MMA-Stars proving they can’t act to save their lives.

This is one sequel I'll never even dream of watching.
I see a lot of decisions here

that means Cecil Peoples Champs gonna be #1

I always pick a lot of decisions of Playground

The decision rate in the UFC is over 50%. Can’t pass up on those odds to get an 11 pointer.

@MMAjunkieJohn :Judges being used at UFC 142 include Mark Collett, Howard Hughes, Marcos Rosales and Chris Watts.

Only name I recognize is Rosales, does it look like we’re in any danger off the bat judging wise?

I don't recognize them

I hope they are good

Howard Hughes will rule against any fighter making physical contact with another

Shit’s gross

That is a joke that needed to be made.
At least we know that he'll simply hate lay and pray
recd because i get it

Honestly, at this point, I think judges we haven’t heard of may be a good sign.

What's up beetches?

What doi you guys think the high score in the camp is gonna be tonight? I say ~75.

NOPE A BILLION

BY ME, YOU, AND OUR NINE TEAMMATES.

Mike Pyle's hair > John Danaher's hair
POOP > JONATHAN
I could see that

I smell like poop right now, though.

you sir...

are clearly not a golfer.

You are not a Willem Dafoe fan!
I sure am!

I’m not a derivative Dafoe fan.

What about a Byron Dafoe fan?

Gonna be brutal, for sure.

I forgot to change my pick to Gonzaga after seeing his opponents measly physique at the weigh-ins. FUCK!

I went with Gonzaga without seeing the weigh ins.

Don’t forget his performances. That’s even worst.

Plus the bit of disrespect from the other guy keeping his fist up near Gabriel's head like that

Gabriel better be motivated

the guy is all arms and legs.

his team is trying to get Olievera down to 205...

despite being 6’7". He’s gonna get lamped.

Really? Yeah, he looked pathetic last night. Still though, 228, not far away. Not going to have much strength at LHW though

if he gets rid of that spare tire...

he’s right there for 205.

He'd be the brazilian Stefan Struve of LHW

And why go to Jones-weight anyway? Who wants that?

well...

JDS is his teammate, so it’s not like HW’s better for him. It’s his team that’s trying to convince him, because they don’t think he’s strong enough to hang with the UFC’s heavies.

Same here
Yeah as soon as I saw that dude I knew all my parlays were fucked.

But Gonzaga tool this fight on short notice and was “retired”, so there’s that.

He did have a fight after retirement before this one iirc

Is tonight

The death of the gladiator intro?

Reply fail
If there's anything holy left in the world it will be

i’ll say a bit higher. 84…someone here has gotta get a lil lucky.

This… actually seems like an easy card to pick. The only ones I’m really unsure about are the Gonzaga fight and the Carvalho fight (because I don’t know who Carvalho and his opponent are).

I'm iffy about Etim/Barboza.

Had an Etim sub originally, switched it to a Barboza decision.

people are really high on Carvalho. I went with the crowd

seems like an appropriate comment coming from you. (username)

wanted to work it in there but couldnt find the right words

i didn’t research that one either and just went with the flow.

the hot bout the omigawa fight and Vitor Rumble will make the difference

you went with vitor and the other brazilian right?

Yep

Picked Vitor since before the weight thing and Asian man wont get no love, much less in Brazil against a Brazilian

Ruining your special night son!

lets go!

I CAN'T STOP EATING THESE COOKIES

If I die of cookie poisoning, I name JDH the captain of my team in death.

Make sure you get 100% of the possible picks in first!

Or stop eating!!111

My picks are in!

But these cookies are too good!!

if you’re too high you can just call the cops and they’ll help ya out.

I think I'm still high from Thursday

When my date smoked me up and had me walk through the cold and snow to see a movie.

sounds fun. hope you get to work in a couple smoke breaks tonight.

I live in the suburbs

That means I’m lame and depend on cute girls in the city to get me high.

I just ate 2 tablespoons...

of weed infused soybean oil. Shit’s bout to get wacky.

DON'T MAKE ANY PICKS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY

Don’t listen to anything you think in the next 3-5 hours.

BLUE SMOKE
At least the sound-loop is more bearable than it used to be
PLEASE STAND BY

Blue smoke

It is on.

We are gonna run a train on your teams and then sleep on em…. wait

UFC Prelims Live on Facebook will begin shortly.

This music makes me want to walk in slow motion

Or star in Silk Stalkings

So no more RAWR face the pain right?
We've evolved so much from the old SWOOSHING

I miss the old swooshing. RIP.

RIP terrible UFC music and sounds

Just opened my first beer, a Staropramen. This is going to be very interesting.. cheers gents!

Trying this

Guinness Black Lager..

It’s alright I suppose..

I’m an IPA kind of guy so most beers taste like water to me.

IT'S 2011

WONDER WHERE THE DURANGO HAS BEEN?

We got ads

more muscle!

less fat!

WE AAAARE LIVE (after this commercial break)

Why is Dexter selling a vehicle to me?

It's the perfect murder truck
So you're scared not to buy it
On the "people you may know" part of my Facebook

there’s a nerdy-looking guy in glasses named David Abbott. Which is Tank’s real name.

Well, there is some really shitty nu-metal going on still

That guy wears a cowboy hat…

FUCK HIM!

Fox music!
it's fucking with me!
TAKE DEEP BREATHS

YOU’LL BE OKAY

perfectly calm, dude.

Calmer than you are.

THE CAPS DON'T REPRESENT MY STATE OF MIND

I just have a hard time not holding the shift key.

Am I the only one who reads your comments while screaming in my head?
You are not
YOU STOLE MY OLD TAGLINE

NOW I AM YELLING

The caps have less to do with the tone of my voice and more the general lunacy and ridiculousness of the content.

Yeah, I was going to ask if that was Fox music, or NFL music or whatever
Fox Sports theme.

Let’s just hope they don’t break that fucking robot out…

I'd laugh at an MMA robot
How awesome would that be?
I've been dying to see Cletus (I think that's its name?) shadow box.
Can't be worse than Coleman
Word we get the NFL theme now
Is that supposed to be the look of the new production?

Not too different so far… waiting to see if gladiator-guy returns one last time

Woah. FOX Sports music

Ahhh. Cant see shit hat is this ?

^^

Fox music! We’re all official and shit!

They need to get their own theme music

NFL theme is weird, tone doesn’t fit.

Get your own theme UFC

His veins have veins
What show is that the theme to?
Just the FOX Sports theme
No, the first guy's walkout music.
************Question*************

how do you view the picks you made on playground when the event is live?

My Fight Companion

fight companion
Click My Fight Companion
Go to

My Fight Companion on the left side menu.

I usually print mine out.

You can print out a "fight companion."

http://www.mmaplayground.com/fight-companion.aspx

awesome, thanks to all of you fellas!

Does companion update after every fight?

It doesn't give a score

Just gives u a picks list to follow

you dont want to be at the business end of that beard

That hat is much less douche than Cerrone's hat
Does Cerrone's have Tapout on his?

That might be why.

I think the main reason is that it belongs to Cerrone
Arantes is like the lovechild of...

an Argentine gaucho and Cowboy Cerrone.

UFC.TV still say 6 hours for the prelims ?

what is going on here ? where can i watch anything ?

Facebook
...the fuck are you?
You know who I am
I do...

but it doesn’t mean I’m happy about it.

Duty calls, my friend
Doody calls.
What you did there, I see it.
Can`t see anything

Facebook doesn`t work for me and like i said UFC.TV still says 6 hours to go

First fight is on FB right now.. UFC.tv starts in 23 min

FUCK!

Gonna miss prelims cause girlfriend needs me to pick her drunk ass up from the restaurant! T’is the power of the vagina.

Just tell her to walk home
One of them wearing a cowboy-hat earlier!

Break up with her. You can’t miss a guy you’ve never heard of fighting a guy you’ve never heard of with a beard.

Or just re-enact the prelims on her later

lay and pray?

Stand and bang!

I was thinking north-south
Crazybones

You crazy

Don't they have cabs there?
Yes. But that's not good enough for her aparently.
PUT IT IN HER BUTT

Make this trip worth it.

Also good advice
tell her to call #Taxi...

then set up an air mattress in the living room.

Why do we have this shitty British ref?
hes alright

but hes no Kim Winslow

I get the odd feeling Brazil isn’t going to do as well this time around.

And its not going to be pretty.

Where the hell is Orcus when I need him?
Bragging

About Brazilian food somewhere

Love this crowd

they make the fights so much better.

There you are!

Kobe’s scored 130 in the past 3 games! Suck it!

Yeah, but who gives a shit about basketball?

Nobody.

Unless LeBron is losing.

He's lost 3 in a row

Just Sun Yue and I.
:(

C'mon the Battle of Los Angeles

Too much stuff on tonight with that game, the Pats/Broncos, and this.

Jon Fitch got KTFO

How about that Battle of Waterloo?

God damn you.
It'll be ok
yeah

and this is the first fight of the night

Round-stealing TD attempt in 20…19...
almost
Yeah, but more out of lucky circumstance

10-9 Carvalho

So far, going well…

Thank the lord the UFC preemptively banned vuvuzelas.

My wings with honey crack sauce just got here :)
My pick

Felipe Arantes
Judge’s decision
Split decision

If he can keep it on the feet he may pull it off

Get it to the ground again

Carvalho needs to take this to the ground again

Unnecessary risk

Portuguese is the best language to chant things in.

German is up there

Hahaha, oh UFC. The clock still says 1st.

Arantes looks tired. Carvalhos stand up is not good

So what is everyone eating tonight?

I have honey crack wings + honey crack and bacon fries and Fruit Punch G2 Gatorade

Just bashed some chinese food and now drinking beers
Chinese food or wings are the best UFC foods, IMO

I like wings because it feels so ’MURICAN!

Goddamn

That shit’s cray

Honey crack sauce is the greatest thing ever made

It’s like a mix of Sirocco, honey mustard, and some other delicious things

you're good

But you’re no BVandDiet Pepsi

I've eaten 2/3 of a container of chewy Chips Ahoy

I will follow it up with beer.

That's going to be some wicked vomit later.
VOMIT LOL

I AM A MAN

Rice, beans, fried chicken

and a couple of Busch

What the fuck is honey crack? Did they find a way to cook crack with honey?

Greatest thing ever

It’s like a mix of Sirocco, honey mustard, and some other delicious things

Domino’s most likely.

Tacos with homemade seasoning.

This batch came out good too.

Guinness Black Lager

Baked chicken with veggies

And some mid-grade MJ

And I'm an idiot.

I picked Arantes when I meant to pick Carvalho. I even put real money on Carvalho.

Can’t argue with you there

Carvalho…why u no takedown?
19-19

Cmon duck

19 all

But who cares? Shitty fight

Carvalhos grappling looked good in the first. Lets get back to that

Sometimes i think five 3 min rounds would make for more interesting fights

That’s how some amateur leagues do it. Trust me when I say it doesn’t work.

Has anyone said yet that Arantes looks a lot like Joe Lauzon?

why didnt his corner tell him to get it to the ground

Has anyone said yet that Arantes looks a lot like Joe Lauzon?

So, at least one judge has this 20-18 right?

why did you just pull guard.

fischer price: my first troll

So far, that guard-pull did nothing for him
Well shiiiiiiiiit.

Now Tyrone WOODLEY IT UP!

Well I lost this one
Is he not controling posture?
Damn it Carvalho!

Now I gotta hope for shitty judging, I guess…

A split for Carvalho wouldn't surprise me or really be a roberry
Nah...

…would still be shitty though, IMO.

it would be wrong

Fuck the fighters life!

Give me my playground-points!

tied up at 1 round each

I decide top pull guard. Idiot

TOUCHDOWN NINERS

27 yard run by Alex Smith!

thanks for the update

Carvalho is too tired to mount offense at this point.

29-28 Arantes

Arantes by SD

11 for me?

Felipe Arantes
Judge’s decision
Split decision

should be a UD

29-28 cowboy dude

Alex SMITH! with a pop warneresque play
10-9 Arantes 29-28 same
Haha he's crying

How funny would it be if he actually lost the fight?

Pretty good fight! Should be 29-28 Arrantes

Arantes is gonna look stupid if he loses now

Arantes loses for backing up at the end.

TD is under review, but it will stand.

28 yard TD run by Alex freaking Smith

Saints will be up 30-24 if they hit the XP.

Should go for two, IMO.

Erm, Niners will be up

Not Saints

I picked Carvalho

simply because Arrantes was wearing a cowboy hat in his picture on PG

Good judging with no SD

STOOPID HAT

It's too curly
Dayumn

First round looked so promising. :(

Niners MISS the 2 point conversion

Up 29-24

That fucking hat...

Damn, that translator is HOTHOTHOT

Not really...
Unless you're shit hot at sweeps and escapes, don't pull guard in MMA
yep

unless your opponent is gassing like Mike Hunt in a marathon

I think people do that sometimes

because they’re tired. He didn’t do much once he pulled guard except for trying to pull rubber guard for like five seconds.

You really need to solidly work on an upper-body clinch game from guard

Relying on double wrist control is going to get your face caved in. Double-wrist should only be used to lead into getting yourself outside the pocket of their strikes or as a beginning to pummel for underhook or overhook control, followed promptly by hipping out to the side and driving your weight into them as best you can.

That’s just my opinion on MMA strategy from the guard though.

their is a of cowboys in brazil. ever seen pro bull riding?

Motherfucker just called out Jesus!

I heard it!

What time does the Patriots/Tebows game start?

half an hour i think
0-1 =(
Don't worry

only 20 people out of like 120 picked Arrantes.

0 fucking shit cannons of cock rods.

Pause
I like getting points. It's enjoyable.

Arantes also wins for world’s ugliest t shirt

why even bother having one fight on facebook?

Fx time slot

but why not have them all on ufc.tv? Cus they are showing the others on there anyway

Book too many fights. idk

WHY INTHEPIPES??? WHY?!!?!

Im ITP i need no explanation

YOU CANT JUST SELF ABBREVIATE YOURSELF! I WAITED MANY MONTHS TO BE APPOINTED OBP

Guess they can have seperate sponsors for FB and increase their social-media-reach like that

'Cause FX wouldn't take five, I guess

Because they couldn’t fit it on FX? Better FB than dark

Saints stopped at the 12 yard line

Need to go 88 yards in about 2:05

It's a good night for sports fans.
Is the fight over guys?

who won? All I’m seeing are fucking football updates…

THE WRONG GUY

Arantes, UD

sweet

in my case the right guy. thx

1st down Saints

2 minute warning. Saints @ own 22

Aldo is going to murder Mendes. Hard.

I think Aldo's going to do better than the Faber fight

so Aldo via leg amputation due to leg kicks.

11 points for me!

nice job not buying the canadian hype

Shitty-hair funch versus red-assed Mike Pyle. Gah.

Funch had normal hair at the weigh-in
More blue smoke

Guess there’s a lot of pre-fight stuff on FX going on that they’ll not show in the stream…yawn…

sooo

is this on sportsnet or no? Cause I’m watching some snowboarding crap now.

It's on FX in US

and I think Fuel in Canada or some shit.

apparently its on Sportsnet ONE

which I don’t have. Lame

It’s on Sportsnet One.

No more Nu-Metal. Thank god.

it will take a long time for me to get used to the fox sports music on a ufc show
This theme just feels wrong on anything else besides football

Felt weird as hell hearing it during the MLB playoffs….

agreed.

When I heard the Fox Sports guy talking about how they were going to start using it for all sports….weird.

it’s just been associated with football for so long.

Saints TD

Fuck

66 yard pass from Brees to Graham
Saints have to go for 2 here

Outweighing your opponent by a full weight class seems like a good deal for 20% purse

“A bunch of brilliant Brazilians”? I hate you, Mike Goldberg.

jimmy graham damn
UFC.tv finally live

mines isnt. oh there it is

TOUCHDOWN NEW ORLEANS JIM GRAHAM!!!
That dude is a special player.

The graphics are legit. This bodes well.

San Francisco employing the bend-but-break defensive strategy.

Come on Pyle

could they not get funch to look less rediculous?
I felt like I was listening to easy listening surfer music
Wow...FOX is having a sick night kf sports

I’ve got Pyle by submission, if I recall right. I’m already 1-0.

i second this motion
sign me up

Pyle by sub

I love that random cut-in of Gonzaga during Funch’s bit.

Just enough to scare the shit out of you.

Do not disappoint me Pyle

Or I will force-choke you!

Funch's hair makes Urijah's look classy.

49ers resembling the Indianapolis Colts with the defensive coverage, Joe.

Funch

Nice hair

Saints up by 3 now

1:38 left

funch looks like a toy you buy at a vietnamese dollar store
I picked Funch?

What the fuck?

you funched up
i picked vitor on accident its just as bad
Really?

AJ is hungry, after watching the video blog(DW) (no pun intended)

That's not half as bad

anyone else not like that they’re using the nfl music? Get your own shit

Fox Sports music

I dont think it;s exclusive to the NFL

what other sports does fox show? Baseball?

They also used the theme during the MLB playoffs.

nobodies watches those though so no one will care

it is more fox music then nfl music

but i would like them to have something different. it doesnt really fit imo

It's highly recognizable music. I think it's a good idea.
They play it for all fox sports

kyle reese is walking in

Is the UFC.tv feed shitty for anyone else? Bad quality and a bit choppy here, usually works like a charm.

no issues here

Looks a lot better after I closed the window and opened it again

Hooters commercials are legit

Mutha fucking Hammer time

Sorry but that FOX fanfare sucks

Maybe if you grow up with that it rocks but it sounds lame to me.

Sorry but that opinion sucks
:(

And I took so much time and deliberation to arrive at my well formulated conclusion. All for nothing.

Needs more drunken Summerall.
And Madden drawing nonsense on the telestrator while mumbling about a turducken.

Dude, nothing sucks compared to what we had. Seriously.

I liked it

At least the tale-of-the-tape-choir is still there!

I grew up with that

and I still think it sucks.

If you watch a lot of sports it doesn't suck

Also
Go fuck your mutha

Nah. She’s usually working the weights at this time. She hates it if you disturb her bench-press!!

God bless

I’ve never heard it before these last UFC broadcasts.. and I have to say, I already like it. It’s catchy!

1 & 10 SF on SF 15. 1:32 left 1 timeout

Trust hooters to give you decent wings but a good view.

Fox wwouldn't be able to delay the start of 142 until the end of the nfl game, would they?
Cause it seems like they are, can and should be
Smith -> Gore 12 yds. 1&10 at 32
funch lost his cap. oh wait they replaced it. smart.
the first prelim wasn't broadcast?

Are you living under a rock? First prelim was on Facebook.

I thought they'd stopped that

Motherfucker

Somebody said the event didn’t start til now

Every time I see Chad Mendes’ front flip, I remember how that was really the only positive thing I could say about him in the newspaper I cover MMA for.

Hat thief --- & recovery LOL
Smith -> Davis pass to the NO 10
I need to find another tv.

One for the event and then another one for the Lakers vs. Clipper game.

Theres football too I guess. 142 is not going to do good.

LOB CITY
I'm still bitter that they blocked the Laker trade

so i’m going to bet that at least one of them are going to get injured this season. Probably Griffin since everyone seems to hate him and try to foul him as hard as possible.

HUGE CATCH

Niners at the 27!!!

Holy shit this football game is great.

Holy fuck. What an amazing game.

Pyle looks weird with hair

and it’s a surprise he’s 36.

Smith -> Gore

Smith Spike. 3 & 3 with :14 left

TE battle.

Graham vs. Davis

i'm watching porn at the same time as the UFC does anyone want a play by play?
Sweatin to the oldies?
I feel like I may have fucked up by not watching this playoff.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW
TOUCHDOWN!?!?!?!

TOUCHDOWN 49’ers!!!!

I keep waiting, in jest, for a fighter to have a smaller hat underneath their walk-in hat in case it gets yoinked.

Thought Anik was doing commentary>?

UFC on FX shows not the undercards
Wow...nfl playoffs
TOUCHDOWN NINERS!!!

VERNON DAVIS!!!

You gotta be fucking kidding me!
I fucking can't tell who's who

they look like twins.

What a fucking catch, too!

Straight up trucked the Saint DB

So happy to see the Niners winning

Means when the Giants beat Green Bay tomorrow, we’ll have an easier game.

this
2007 all over again

Giants will beat the Pats in the Super Bowl

We can only pray
Pyle first round tko
and WAR WILLEM DAFOEEEEE
WOW

This crowd is just blatantly partisan.

Damn. Well, I picked Pyle, but not by KO.

so yea, funch doesnt belong in the ufc

Haha this crowd just didn’t give a shit for a non-Brazilian win.

Funch can't

take a punch.

Funch got punched!
Falconnnnn

paaawnnch/kneeee. Pyle dealt with him so cleanly. Excited to see who he gets next.

Pyle playing up the heel card with the crowd
STOP RUINING MMA
Go shake your cynical head somewhere else

Nice TKO for Pyle. Now back to football.

Putting the Quick in Quicksand

Didn’t expect him to be that fast…

damn, first fight already over?
Alex Smith coming through in the clutch?

Holy fuck…

Lol

nice Marines Keys to Victory

When Pyle is on, he's a very, very dangerous fighter.

Funch is kind of a gimmie fight…

not that I disagree with you though

I haven’t tuned into this yet because this niners game is fucking INSANE

pyle acting the dick

That was the most unexciting TKO ever for some reason

Funch kind of just gave up

and it looked like Pyle felt bad for him.

That and

there was no crowd reaction at all.

I bet they didn't know who just got knocked out

Funch and Pyle look like twins.

...

I can’t really say much because I said Phil Davis looks like a mix of B.o.B. and Kid Audi, but Finch and Pyle look nothing alike.

Kid Cudi*

Stupid phone

the crowd being completely silent ttook away from it

They still are...
Funch should have put his kris Kross braids in maybe he woulda won
18 points so far...
That's good, I have 5...

That’s funched up

The Scorpion King 3? Really?

They made a 2nd one?
With Handy Couture.
Maybe Kimbo is a better actor than mixed martial artist
Shit

I switched to Pyle sub 1

Brees incomplete pass ends the game
Whoops, 3 seconds back on the clock

One last chance

Waiting for the announcement, Bellator-style
This thread is going to crash browsers quickly

Mike “Lego hair” Pyle

Pyle looks so fucking old lol.
straight outta the 80s
Game is officially over

Niners WIN

Ag great they're using that translator again drool

Why did Pyle switch to David Lee Roth voice?

Because Brazilians are loud when upset.
dayum.

Oh, well. +5 for the team.

LETS, INEPTs!

Brazil doesn’t love you back, Mike.

Pyle has the most awesome voice
This is what I'm gonna look like every single time

He’s talking about the hair?

free fear factor plug
Pyle is a strange dude
He was in a Van Damme movie, I think. What did you expect?
They really should do a UFC episode of Fear Factor.
bring lesnar back and put him against one of those arcade machines where you need to duck the robotic punching arm
He would do the barrel roll

from the Cain fight again.

I feel that

Forrest Griffin would win that.

He looks like a person who just doesn’t bathe at all

Pyle has the voice of a heavy smoker
They booed loud without even knowing wtf he was saying

crowd is badass in the worst way

I like it. Refreshing change.

Wow… this new music is not working.

Mike Pyle is how all international countries view America

He comes off and looks like a bit of a douche, but luckily I dislike Funch even more.

I think there current view is more like marines pissin on dead rag heads…

This Chronicle movie looks good, but the whole pg-13 thing makes me iffy.

Looks good? Really?

its looks very bad

I said that wrong. I like the concept because it’s an original plot for a superhero movie.

The Dark Knight was PG-13, dude.
The Dark Knight also

had Christian Bale and Heath Ledger though.

Wasn’t having Heath Ledger a knock until “The Dark Knight” ?

Not really

he won an Academy Award before the Dark Knight.

For Brokeback Mountain

That was not exactly what got the Batman-fanbase cheering methinks

hes good in Lords of dogtown

Not doubting that at all

Just saying when he was announced as the Joker the first reaction of the fans in the internetboards was “meh”

yeah cant say I cared. Not that I’m a batfan (see what I did there)

wanted to look the other way, couldn't

so yes.

Armbar…awesome!

That's because the MPAA is insane, and modern 13 year olds are desensitized.

That said, great flick.

There's exceptions, but most great movies are rated R.
There have been some good movies lately that were pg 13

a rated R movie that was good was Girl With a Dragon Tattoo. That was too fucked up to be a rated R movie though.

Too much rape porn.

I’ve yet to see it.

Watch it.

You will feel dirty afterwards.

It was good and she was trashy in an awesome way
Not really...
its starting to grow on me could be good i expect akira references
??

Every movie is PG-13.

Except for Girl with a Dragon Tattoo

i’m surprised that movie was able to get an R rating.

It was so fucking dark. After the movie all I could say was “that shit was fucked up”.

the rape scene was a bit much but the movie rocked. Much better than the Swedish version IMO

It was funny

because the people in front of us brought their little kids. Fucking terrible parents. lol

WHAT

Hahahahaha. How do you explain that rape scene and the dildo part to kids??

That's not even that bad

There were like 6 year olds when I watched Hangover 2. How do you explain the lady with a penis?

I brought my girlfriend. She didnt get the hint

That

you want her to shave her eyebrows? and then proceed to revenge rape you for raping her? lol

Not shave her eyebrows

Thats ridculous

I agree

The Swedish version was a bit closer to the books, but much more boring and the acting was not nearly as good (though Noomi Rapace was probably better than Rooney Mara).

agreed

Rapcace acted the part better but she was better written in the new one

Best Post-Fight speech evar!

Mike Pyle FTW!

wtf

that kid was like 4

Future champ!

1st-grade level striking, Joe.

8th grade level, you mean

God

Underrated again
Amazing

Every UFC crowd looks the same in closeup anywhere in the world. Aaah. MMA, the universal language of beer and violence.

i was just thinking they looked healthier than the average las vegas american audience. somehow less douchy.
I think you meant less fat

My dream if I ever have the camera on me at a UFC event, I’m going to re-enact that funny gif of those two guys throwing horrible straight punches. And that will then be my claim to fame on MMA blogs.

Can’t post the gif now obviously, but maybe you know which one.

Mark Coleman and Cody McKenzie?

No, it’s one of those crowd shots, it pans sideways over two guys throwing the most horrible looking punches ever out into the air

You should paint “Just Bleed” on your naked body as well and hold a joint to make it the ultimte homage to all that is good.

Yeah, well, I’m not going that far. Throwing horrible punches with my chin up in the air is easily done though

So, we sent the BROCKLESNAR sign to you for no reason now?

…wha?

kidding. Certainly you know of the glorious BROCKLESNAR sign. It should be in your video though.

Yeah, of course! Damn you for getting my hopes up.

Jim Miller is gonna choke Melvin out like nothing.
You fadin Guillard?
i dont get the ufc promo graphics

it looks like they have a cage on a baseball field.

as someone who works in broadcast graphics..from a technical level they look like somebody spent 2 hours on them. the 3d is crap.
Cmon Omigawa

You need this win bad

Kill the fox music
Reminds me of

a boss fight in Sonic

like JDS jumping up and hitting Big Country Robotnik in his fat belly.

Simply no pleasing you people.

My pick

Yuri Alcantra
Fight ends in round 2
KO / TKO

2 for 2 with 12 points so far.

Omigawa won't be finished

But he should lose a UD

Pyle’s voice is bizarre. Sounds like he’s trying to sing or something

He sounds like he is trying to be awesome

And he is awesome

Well that was one hell of a football game

what’s been happening in this neck o the woods?

Mike Pyle is David Lee Roth.

Fox music is boss.
Yeah...while it still feels weird to hear it in a non-football context...

it’s so much better than what we came from.

I'm sorry, what am I trusting Hooters for?
Placing big lucious titties with in your view
2.23am. anyone else here pulling the night shift?

Yes. and I gotta work 11 hrs tomorrow. 1.30 here

Trust the Originial

- Ohkay Hooters

Trust the original?

When all Hooters girls have fakes?

2012 was a shit movie.
so bad

hard to trust people who liked it

If someone ever tells me that they like that movie

They automatically get kicked in the nuts.

John Cusack and Oliver Platt

Your argument is invalid

Yeah, because Cusack and Platt have never been in shit movies....

Not only was there a high speed escape in a limo but also an RV fucking hollywood should just burn

Would anybody not watching football alert us when the next fight is about to start so we can switch over?

It would be greatly appreciated.

Wait, his nickname is Marijuana?!

You heard it too
Do what japanese fighters do in the UFC, Omigawa!

lose

what was with omigawas banner. it just had his twitter account
seems to be the least of his worries right now..
Wow. This dude looks awesome.
I'm loving the crowd chants. The are all kinds of fired up
Regretting my Omigawa pick.
it ain't over yet
I'm regretting picking a decision here
Damn

I am doing terrible on this event. What the fuck Omigawa?

JMMA IS DEAD
Probably

Hioki looked pretty bad in his first fight too.

Are you guys seeing the green laser pointers from the crowd being aimed at the non brazilian fighters?
Yeah, saw it on Carvalho too
Nope. Where?
Look closely at the non brazilians
Especially in their eyes

You guys all got sucked in by Omigawa again?

Hell no.

I’m making a point of not picking him.

I couldn't help myself

Not regretting my Alacantra pick at all.

Omigawa should just hug that guy
Alcantara looks fantastic
sucker knee'd!
that was the hardest way to get the fight to the ground

It’s kind of funny how much better Omigawa’s footwork is. And yet he can’t do anything to Alcantra.

The famed BJJ blackbelt at work
Didn't Omigawa tap?

I think Omigawa tapped twice.

No, the ref tapped
i thought i saw that as well

im not so sure now though

Omigawa is like Jesus

No tap. Let’s see round 2.

No tap but it may have snap
Wtf!??

He tapped as he was getting rolled …

No he did not
As soon as the armbar was applied it looked like a tap...
But then he started to roll right after so it was hard to see the motion of his arm.
he tapped

it looked like one because there was one

God damnit stop replaying that

My arm fucking hurts.

this dosen't look good for omigawa
no tap,

and my UD pick is still alive.

Not for long
Omigawa is a tough bastard

I might have a shot.

I hope you're right

cause I have the same pick

OK, KO this round for my 11

THis is like WARRIOR where he can only fight with one arm!

It's okay Takanori.
saw the lazer pointer
No tap

but theres no way that his arm isn’t damaged.

This fight continues?

WTF

Yeah,

definitely saw the laser pointer that time.

Omigawa is tough as nails, but damn
whoa. green lasers.
I know, that person needs to quit that

pretty sure theres more than one person

10-8?

i would say yes but there was some ground an pound from omigawa

Yes

Pretty textbook example IMO.

maybe

but not from the judges

this.

I’d score it 10-8.

round 2 is definately a 10-8

Omigawa is a honey badger

I would’ve killed for tappa-tappa-tappa

Damn I'm just killing it with my picks
I kind of want to see that movie Chronicle
IT DOES THE JUDO

or it loses the fight.

Omigawa is a warrior win or lose

Alcantara has poor finishing instincts

Omigawa is just insanely hard to finish

but he dropped him then didnt throw anything. Just kinda grabbed him

What a transition into mount
TKO 2nd round…go, go, go

I’d be mad that Alcantara isn’t doing more GnP if I didn’t pick him by decision.

Dude, Yuri. How did you let that one ago?

PUNCH HIM IN THE ARM!

There’s a pretty big delay on the UFC site for me, gotta stop reading the comments

refresh. or hit go live

I see it now, thanks

yeah i'm running a separate browser for the comments. had some pauses in the ufc.tv stream

I’m at least 5min behind everyone else

I believe we have a new contender

145 is really shaping up lately.

Nyyyyaaarrrggg my ear!
Fuck this.

(Insert table flip picture here)

At the beginning of the 2nd round you could clearly see it on Omigawas chest.

The fans have been dangerously pointing green lasers in the non Brazilian fighters faces.

saw it

Im all for rooting for your own nationality but come on….

yeah

its pretty fucked up

Try and do what you can to tweet Dana or whatever.

They’ve already had to pass laws because people were messing with pilots with green lasers. They’re very powerful and can absolutely cause blindness from even a short contact.

Five more minutes Omi
I hope Alcantara gasses himself out

Omigawa’s ear looks gross.

survive damn you!
I know, I need a decision here.
looks like we all do
When sonnen finally fights in brazil those lasers won't be green & they won't be coming from a pen either
Will still be aimed at his eyes though
20-17 Alcantara
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Thank the good lord that I switched my pick to Yuri at 5:00.

Alcantara is tired!

FUCK YES.

Holy fuck, Alcantara’s dead on his feet.

Alcantara's in power save mode
He can barely keep his arms up.

standby mode activated

Hopefully Omigawa shuts him down.
nah

Alcantara just needs to do some updates

I have a feeling that

he’s about to get BSOD.

omigawa should be pouncing on that shit
He looks gassed
oh man,

he is pretty gassed!!!

GO OMIGAWA!!

If Alcantara manages to lose this I will rage
He's winning the round
He also looks gassed enough to get caught
ARCHER SEASON PREMIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hell yes. I was waiting for Goldie to plug it.
You doing PBP over there?
Nope just an open thread tonight
Alcantara doesn't have anymore power in his punches

fucking go Omigawa! what the fuck.

Who said "new contender"?
FOR JAPAN OMIGAWA!

WIN THIS FOR JAPAN!

nice and easy

nobody get crazy. How about some nice inneffective guard work

never heard Joe say that a white fighter...

had to go “Kamikaze.”

No Blue mountain state ads?

but ads for archer?

The FX switch already pays off

Remember, Omigawa probably has a fucked up arm

Omigawa should be in full berserker mode now
He always fights at the exact same pace

And will lose because of it.

FUCK

SURVIVE FOR 90 SECONDS FUCK

Fuck you DOLPHIN!!!

Don’t you die on me now you Brazilian fuck!

Err, before that’s taken badly, all people are fucks to me right now, not just Brazilians.

Omigawa winning the fight now. Pride rules would have helped him win the fight here

pride rules always help the Japanese fighter win
Go for a submission damn it.

Omigawa’s corner = Japanese Keith Florian

best part of Florian's impending retirement...

the banishment of Keith.

his shrieky voice wont be missed

so irritating

KNEES KENNY!!!!!!!!!!

KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!

KEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNYYYYY!!!

I don't blame them there though

Omigawa needed to go for it and he didn’t

mercifully less annoying when you don't understand it
SWEET 11 points.
So

Omigawa needs exactly one arm to win a round, after taking a beating.

And Alcantara gassing...

but yeah…manly shit.

That's the kinda guy

you never want to fight in real life.

Finishing techniques are useless. Head kicks and arm bars don’t mean shit to him.

Horrible stand-up. Wow.
that was a pathetic round
Getting thrown into mount. Nice.
Too bad about the third round.
That music is really throwin me off.
doesn't fit
It does feel forced

They really couldn’t come up with a new one?

Why did nobody complain about this during the FOX show?

Everyone was all happy to hear it then. What the hell happened?

Because they’ve had so much time to get their own thing now

Hated it then, hate it now

Thought I’d give it a chance then.

the fox format wasn't broadcast internationally as far as i know
Ahhh, didn't think about that. That explains things.
i know i complained about it then

i just think the ufc should have its own identity on fox.

Now the A-team music is on again...

Liam Neeson vs. Wolves

Yes

Those wolves don’t stand a chance

If they let them go now, this will be the end of it. But if not: He will come after them, he will find them and he will kill them.

supposed to be awesome

It would be better if the wolves took his daughter. Then he could call them and tell them “I dont know who you are… but I will find you, and I will kill you”

GIVE HIM BACK HIS FAMILY!!
I was definitely sleeping on Alcantara

Gassed 3rd or not, very few have toyed with Omigawa like that.

Same

Then again, I have nowhere near the same dissection skills as your esteemed self.

Alright, up to 16

Justified ads

Also Yes

Justified is awesome
If I hated the first three episodes

Any chance I was very wrong because it got much better?

Not sure. I think it is very entertaining

This music is not getting any less ridiculous as the show goes on.

Would you rather have FACE THE PAIN IN FRONT OF ME I SEE THE IMAGE OF MYSELF!
that music makes me think

dana and joe silva are welding a forklift onto the front of a buldozer somewhere in the back

Ooohh stop
11 POINTS I WILL TAKE IT

I hope they beat down the guy with the laser

29-28 wtf
I thought Omigawa won the last round
Then again

I was barely paying attention.

Omigawa pretty much dominated the third.

Until like the last 5 seconds. Alcantara gassed hard.

even gassed alcantara was landing more power shots

plus I thought the takedown at the end stole the round

He reveresed postion

but he was held down for at least 3 minutes straight.

i thought i saw that

but I’ve been sexting with the hottest rich, insecure slut I’ve ever met.

I wanna thank Jesus.

Good for you... lucky

$5 says its a dude

I hope not

We’ve been fucking for a month.

post op

That would explain the six pack

and perfect tits. :P

Sorry, guys. Its too much to keep it to myself.

pics

or it didnt happen

I honestly would post them if I could
My email is in my profile

forward those bad boys Chris

Yeah you need to give me some of those, boi

Those types are proper nutcases

careful my man

still go for it though

Right

Like Filt doesn’t have nutcase experience

excellent point

a courtesy mention more than anything

Good call though

Arm’s length, my brotha. Arm’s length.

I’m like a dick slanging ninja. I’m in, I’m out and no one is ever really sure what happened.

Marijuana Alcantara?

Mari-ju-ana? Is that his nickname?

yep
And we thought would get watered down on FOX
sure as shit sounds like it
I thought that was a scuba diving flag for a moment
his nick name is marijuana?

Is his name marijuana?

Marajo

don’t know what it means

That’s what I heard…

WOWWW

who is this lady???

you didn't see the previous brazilian card?
she's all i can remember from it..
its Marajo, i think buffer mispronounced it
he mispronounced it for the LULz to the american crowd
Buffer is the new Goldie

Think he did it on a dare?

props to Omigawa

Dude is tough

Governor is there? Cool

Gonzaga is about to crush that
Does anyone else play FanDuel?
I don't even know what that is.

Daily fantasy sports. FOR CASHMONEY.

So two more fights in a hour and 10 min?

hot bout time bitches

Oh shit, Playground actually got the hot bout right for once. This is easily the toughest fight to call.

this is gonna decide if you get a good score or not
C'mon Gonzaga. Get back that gatekeeper status!
HOT BOUT!

WAR NAPAO

Hello team! How are we doing? I suck so far

You're pretty much always terrible
Congrats to both of you sell outs
I thank you sir
I'll be registering over there

As soon as I lose any sense of self-respect I have left.

Lucky for you, that’s not much.

You know I have mod powers over there right?

You’re already registered and I might have to warn you for that comment.

Hahaha

I wanted to say a comeback, but a genuinely laughed out loud.

Nice full name...SELLOUT.
What you tryin to say BV?

That I can’t get hired :(

Email roth or castillo

I’m sure you’d be a contributor in no time

5 points

best 1st round pick ever

5 points also

best captain ever

I got 2 for 3 one perfect.
I need Gonzaga to get Koed in the first
not happening.
We'll see about that very soon
Maynard's cornering Aldo?

Pretty cool

2-3 16 points

Huh Gray Maynard and Jose Aldo

I knew Gray was in Brazil, but I didn’t know they were working together

hes bouncing around. going to AKA next
Aldo trained with Maynard for a stint before this fight
Napao by sub 2; lets gooooooooooooo

So, how good is the rest of LTB doing? I’m 2-3 tonight so far.

2-3 16 points
3-3 17pts

Sounds like we’re doing solid.

Gabriel Gonzaga
Fight ends in round 2
KO / TKO

I went with Sub

i’m hoping that brief retirement made him remember he’s a black belt.

lol

manbearpigs don’t have long term memory

fuck.

that’s what I have. Confidence…lowering…..

Urge to kill.....RISING.....
Hmm...

Brazilian vs Brazilian now. How will the crowd know who to blind with laser pointers?

They just point them randomly in the air and turn it into a temporary rave.
fox sports microphones
it's the little things.
Grumble Johnson update

From Dana

Vitor just weighed-in at 205.6 and Rumble Johnson just weighed-in at 211.

So... fights off?

No. Rumble was at 205 at noon, which is when he was supposed to weigh in again.

No, Rumble was under 205 when they did the weigh in this morning
nah

he made 205 earlier today. This is just an update

No they already weighed in the 205 stipulation earlier

Johnson gained 7 pounds in like 4 hours.

isnt Rumble suposed to be 205????
The official weigh in for that was this morning
Rumble is a disgrace.

He’s just pathetic. Please cut him now.

Reverse this if the above is correct
They already weighed him earlier and he made it
I thought Rumble couldnt weigh in at more than 205?

or was that a one time deal. I know he made 205 earlier

It was just that he couldn't be at 205 this morning.
Everyone calm down

It was only for the weigh in this morning. They probably just weighed them for shits and giggles.

Surprised there is only a 6 pound difference, to be honest
To show it's not as bad of a size discrepancy as people think.
you calm down, buddy

Im just asking a question.

Also, its a shame this MW fight is now a legit LHW fight. Makes NO sense

its not MW its catchweight

Im saying in that they are both 205

Johnson was this morning, at least. might as well call it a LHW fight

Welcome to every fight in MMA. Jose Aldo ain’t gonna be anywhere close to 145 come fight time. Might as well say its for the Interim Welterweight title!

That would be kinda cool though. And GSP exposed of course.

youre missing the point

Im saying, they both weighed in at the LHW limit. Might as well just call it a LHW fight, not catchweight.

Also, Id like to point out it makes no sense as to why the fight is even going on, with the terrible condition Rumble was supposedly in yesterday.

We get the point

You’re just wrong. MWs weighing this much on fight night is not at all out of the ordinary

I realize this is common.

Then I don't understand your complaint, aside from Rumble being approved to fight.

And that is up to him and his docs

but we don't usually see it made public
Sonnen came out directly to say he was ~207 for the Silva fight
Yes it does

That’s how weight cutting works

He made it when he should have

lets go gabriel

one of my favorite fighters

GO SQUIDWARD
SHIT JUST GOT SERIAL

Oliveira vs. Buentello in the battleo of people who look like my uncles

Gonzaga could use a set of clippers…

Buffalo Wild Wings>Hooters.

you dont go to hooters for the food
Wing Stop>Both of those

if we’re just talking about wings

I used to agree

But no longer agree

Hooters original wing sauce is better than anything BWW has. But if you want non-Buffalo wings (like BWW’s AMAZING Asian Zing wings) it’s better.

This fella Gonzaga is fighting looks way too small to not be taken down by Gonzaga. Gonzaga also had a tune up fight, and this dude hasn’t fought anyone of real value. Veteran pick FTW.

Gonzaga loves his stand up too much

I think he’ll be alright, we’ll see tho.

fuck

Just realised I picked him by tko

i have heard that his camp thinks he could make 205 which says alot considering how tall he is. he really needs to do something. he is skinny.

Gonzaga, please remember: You are not a kickboxer

that is all

But he got that headkick years ago
These new graphics are just such an improvement

They still have the same “ah hah ha haa” background music to the tale of the tape though

Gonzaga is getting an arm here

YOUR NAME IS STILL FUCKING WITH MY HEAD
Earl the pearl
Yup, you convinced in the predictions post
Playground says this fight is 50/50

But I appear to be the only one the didn’t pick Gonzaga

I didn't.

I’m regretting it a bit now, though.

Broncos TD off the Brady INT

McGahee run.

14-7 NE.

And Gonzaga is going to grab something and twist it. Bad.

Is Tebow sucking? That’s what I care about most.

He's already fumbled (resulting in a TD)

But his receivers are pretty bad.

Jesus will get his back in the 4th
He Cro copped Cro cop ...
Have a feeling mr Gonzaga is here to collect a paycheque again

Why? I mean, it’s short notice, but it’s not like he’s out of shape or looks like he’s not taking this seriously.

OH SHIT IT'S THE HOT BOUT

TIME TO PANIC

gonzaga will take this by a hair

y chest

MEAN FACE MEAN FACE MEAN FACE
Tan Dan representing

too bad JDS can’t go in there for him.

Napao looking intense

Oliveira does so not look like a HW

Have to cheer for Gonzaga. Can’t help but to like the dude. Nice chest hair too!

Gonzaga needs to win or my score wont be counted in this event
is squidward the first guy in the ufc to have a longer reach than bones?
Yes
Finally

Someone else who can completely dominate a division with his unfair, freakish apelike reach.

Totally looks like that. HW is screwed.

I missed his reach, but Bones had the highest at 84.5

Oliveira really needs some Overeem weight training tips

Gonzaga knows that he can use strikes other than right hands, right?

Stop boxing the boxer!111

Fucking shit, Gabe, about time. Guys like Gurgel and Gonzaga are so fucking frustrating.

Gurgel has a legit excuse

Namely Imanari

Gurgel wouldn't even crack the top 15 in the UFC Lw division if he used his Jiu Jitsu

He’s not even Top-15 in Strikeforce when he doesn’t.

Gurgel

isn’t half as talented on the ground though. Gonzaga has a legit pedigree against the world’s best. Gurgel got submitted by Cole Miller.

omg gonzaga using his ground skills

It's getting seeeeeriiialllllll
Fuck there goes any points on the hot bout

Gonzaga is def subbin this dude…

and it happens
he folded him up like a deckchair
alright

I’ll take the 10

What a joke of a fight

FUCK YEAH MANBEARFIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!`

WARRRRR MANBEARPIGGGGG
5 for the win
No 5. its the hot bout

Fuck. THAT dude would have beaten Schaub.

I had him by sub, but not so quick.

FUCKING HOT BOUT

14 Points for Ruining Your Special Night!

fuck yeah hot bout
I'm going to have a bad season.

Ditto

awesome celebreation

14 points
3-4 30 points so far

Nice!

Great to see Gonzaga back with a win! And especially utilizing his ground game.

I hate life

that was really disappointing
I feel really weird thinking that Chronicle might be pretty good

I want to see it.

thath little blurb once Gabe won was terribly pre-recorded

10 for me. 15 so far, I suck so bad

Me too

this is looking bad

its okay kids i just got a total of 19. we can do it

Sittin pretty at 30

Prepare to be fed to the bus

chill winston

You know how much the scores can change on the main card

I'm not worried

but the fact that pretty much everyone probably picked Palhares, Stout, Barboza, and Silva is going to make it hard to gain some ground.

as long as you get your calls right you’ll end up with a decent score. Plus I picked Etim so there’s a freebie

zzz

Awwww YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

14 POINTS FOR LUKE THOMAS' BEARD!
Civil War aside

Very VERY fucking happy for Napao here. Love that dude

Fuck this
Joe just said,

“OHH YEAHHH! Nice and deep!”

14 for that fight

but only 19 so far. It hasn’t been a good night.

ednaldo is a horrible heavyweight

needs to get in shape and drop to 205. looked silly and too small for anything else………………so far these fights are putting me to sleep and it seems like the commentary is being phoned in

Needs to drop a weightclass, get in shape and get a ground game…sooooo, retirement.

Commentary hasn't been good, i agree

i’m usually ok with it

Dont think its been as bad as the last few events

haven't minded the last few events

Think they’re just tired from so many events and so much travelling

I would just like to point out that Oliveria was going to be the number 1 pick on BE scouting report if he didnt get signed by the UFC

Had to be for 205, though
nope

HW

That actually makes more sense since HW is such a disgustingly shallow division
yeah its dreadful

If you are a semi decent HW you are in one of the big organisations

Most good HW have already been snatched up, but there are no good up and comers yet

I'll reserve judgement

its his first UFC fight and he had a damn tough draw for his debut.

true

Gabs a tough fight when hes on point

My score shouldn't be counted but

We have a scumbag on our team that doesn’t make picks

put me in coach

subbevil again?
yup
I'll replace that mofo!

said the same thing last time that guy shit the bed with his picks

I know...

but we said people wouldn’t get booted for missing picks… we’ll see. I’ll keep you in mind for sure.

So which one of these tap out kids will be the one to beat Jones bones eight years from now
10 points for me

26 so far.

UFC needs to be making NEW HW stars not making fights with old half retired fighters

if this guy hada won they could have build him as a star but he lost. Not the UFC’s fault

Exactly. You cant just "make" stars

You need to put prospects against established gatekeepers like Gonzaga – who have at least a modicum of name value – and if they swim, then they’re on their way to becoming stars. If they lose, well, if you can’t beat Gonzaga there’s a good chance you aren’t long for the UFC anyway.

I’ll take those 14pts.
Now I’m at 19.
Goddamn Omigawa!

MANBEARPIIIIIIIIG

WAR GONZAGA! I love this guy.

Damn homie, you know something’s fucked up if I’m the highest score on my team. It’s a 30 though, so that’s not an insult.

Mr. Gonzaga like a Bawwss
so happy for Gonzaga

The guys seems to be real nice

5 for 5 in my picks

And 37 pts.

Last up is Stout to beat Tavares

5-5 27 for me
I have no idea why I didn't pick Pyle by stoppage
Isn't this the 5th fight?

Being bilingual is awesome. So is Gabe

I don’t think there’s any amount of yelling Dana & joe can do to make me buy this card…

they will still try

:(

it's not free on fox?
If you got one of the free passes
cheeky bastards
Well I'm not having such a triumphant score this time around

Should not have bet against manbearpig

were you able to complete your picks dude?

Mine is complete but won’t count. 15 pts so far.

yes, sort of

I somehow forgot to pick the Stout fight. I think I’m at 16 right now.

Sadly, I may miss the Stout fight. Gotta go to work.

Turning tricks again, are we?

stripping?
Damn Straight.

Actually no. I work at a hotel.

Turning tricks again, are we?
so Horselover was right? :)

The way things are going the ride to work may be more exciting

Sam Stout
Fight ends in round 2
KO / TKO

I have the same thing...
I got it in the first
Hands of Decision

by decision

THey are stone now you fucker!

STONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just pretend that fight never happened

I don't want to see this fight again...
Oh God, they are showing this fight
For the record, everyone: TheFilt is legit

updates profile with email address

I want pictures!
Seriously though email them to me lol
Thank you

Sent a few more

Got the second one

Very nice….and perky

In all honesty

She talks about “our kids” and thinks that I would “be a great dad.”

So I’m almost worried. But damn, dat ass.

Make sure she doesn't poke holes in your condoms

The only good thing i’ve learned from BMS.

If I could pick one random slut to knock up

This would be the one.

That's true love, people
I can't verify the quality of "dat ass"

Dem titties however were worth the investment

Dat ass has been confirmed

Some flowery description please

There's plenty of porn on the interwebs for you
The total package

I couldn’t believe it either.

We met at a bar, got way too drunk, went to a strip club and then drove to her huge house(that she owns) in the hills.

We’ve had a strange FWB thing ever since.

ayvee1o3 at gmail

lol. You guys have me curious.

did I miss out on something cool?

Filt with his usual filtiness

I called “pics or it didn’t happen”

does he have a smoking hot model girlfriend or something?

That's me
Jon Jones is gonna be soooooooooooooooooooooo mad at u!
She got to me first.
This made me laugh way more than it should have.
If the pics he's posted on here are real, he's not lying
Arantes again?!?!

jesus

I think Gonzaga could do well again in the UFC if he fought smart even half the time. He has pretty decent power and is very tough, and then if he actually uses his BJJ he could be very dangerous again I think. And he’s pretty solid at 250 so he won’t get muscled about

agreed

Although he always seemed a bit doughy to me

Definitely going to miss the Stout fight.

Looks like its going to be lowest PPV ever

you're kinda a downer bro
but that really doesnt matter

this is a card in rio, headlined by a rising star in aldo and an established celebrity in belfort on the biggest network in brazil. this card is all about brazil, the ppv numbers arent really that big of a deal and dont reflect the true impact of the card.

Time to watch some football
This is not the fight anyone wants to see again
Looks like Luke Thomas in there
3:13 AM…I'm tapping out

G’night bitches.

WAR Voices of Paul Harris!

Does pato mean duck in portugese too?

Brady is driving on the Tebows again

I hate both these teams.
i just want the Tebow thing to stop

they cut away for the spike

My butt hurts right now....it HURTS!
Did you get Tebowed?
I picked Gonzaga to get trucked.

Mr. Collasos told me about this shit…he must be cheating, and using some kind of magic 8-ball…

I demand an investigation…

That's what she said
TOUCHDOWN GRNOKOWSKI

21-7 NE

My postseason fantasy team is looking real good

Patriots 21
Tebows 7

God is good :)
There was, I swear to god

a commercial for Jesus on the Pats game just now.

Preaching to the choir they are, Joe
Any chance that Tebow just comes out and says Jesus didn't love him enough in this game?
nah

but that would be tremendous

If Jesus really loved me....

only after brady throws for 666 yards.

Tell me when the replay is over

was this fight any good?

Decent. Good, not great

what the hell was that?

WTF was that shit?

Get your religious pandering off my tv, please

Focus on the Family just ran an ad on CBS
It's ok tebow only uses the power of the lord in the 4 th qtr
This guy won't let them fight again
Smile

God loves you

I smiled when I realized God isnt real
excuse i need to visit the bathroom to take a tebow
this is not a bad fight
just as I write that, here come the shoulder strikes.

Anybody want to be my second Facebook friend? Chris90210 is getting on my nerves. My name is Agent Tunaghost

TC is gonna have a fit if he finds out you guys are FB friends

He is a jealous guy and you’re moving in on his territory

He is moving to England?
Well fuck your mother, you pinko commie bastard

I wish Ashton Kutcher would try to feed a carrot to a bus

Is he still married to Demi Moore?

nah man he shitcanned that bag of bones
She has a sweet bush
i still never looked at that picture

I would rather watch 1 Guy 1 Jar

I don't know what this is

And I will never google it

Good decision...
synopsis

guy shoves jar up his b-hole

loud crack

blood

blood

blood

fin

Why would you tell me that??
its a pretty accurate synopsis
I meant, that I didn't want to read that shit
You get the last two
Yup

Bite that ass, homie

I do

And I shall.

are you gonna make me go to ratemygf.com for my fix?

compared to what examples everyone else is giving,

thank me that I didnt describe the worse ones.

u mad about spoilerz?
welcome to the internet
and hey....

I kept it pretty G rated…. If you ignore the words

Its okay. Its no 2 guys 1 stump. Or 4 girls fingerpaint

Those are no Mr. Hands
Shit scarred for life....for LIFE, dog!!

thats no kids in a sandbox

Better than 3 girls, 1 dog, 8 dwarves, 1 horse, 1 fire extinguisher, and 1 first aid kit?
LOL. I couldn't help myself

But it should be pretty high on the list of things to “Never Google”

the jar or the hedge?
blue waffle anyone?
dirty waffle?
The only good kind of waffle.
its not that bad. its food i swear

lolololololololololol

Don't do it guys
I regret the day....
53 years ago, yeah.
Tebow just lost 10 yards on 2 straight sacks
teehee

sacks

Does Chad Mendes eyes creep anyone else out? It’s like they’re way too dark for being such a light skinned guy. Looks like he’s a godless reaper of souls.

He doesn't reap souls

He wrestles them for 3 rounds

Makes me think of a marsupial

awww cute. Soul Reaper

Stout looks like a douche

REAL FIGHTS ARE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

after commercials

Hands of decision
STONE, in round 3
atta boy Rutager
I would call you out on your real name.....

But I can not remember it.

lool
The funniest part to me, is that you've posted under your real name before
Hands of paper mache
Sam Stout - Win one for my parlay, but more importantly do it for Shawn Tompkins
Got Tavares for the upset here

anyone with me?

I put some wagers on it but picked Stout for the points

Taking Tompkins’s death “out on Tavares”.

In short supply is my logic and tact, Joe.

TOUCHDOWN DEION BRANCH!

God has his work cut out for him tonight

Nah he's in brazil with Vitor
same story then

:)

Somebody pray for the Broncos.
Tavares is excited..
Michael Phelps eating a giant sub.

He must be high as shit.

With that Lung capacity

Those bong hits must be magical

mini Vitor will win this

what football team jersey is he wearing? Looks like a bit West Brom’s in England

Florianopolis? Are you kidding me?

There is a good chance that I won't break 30 points

Plus I took Mendes. I am starting to hate the CW. I’m not ordering the PPV because I am too upset about the “hot Bout”

Is it me or does the crowd seem much, MUCH deader than they were at 134?

seems like it

They were pumped for arantes, just kinda lost it after

Its like 1 a.m.
YOU'RE LIKE 1 AM!

Well, more time to pregame, methinks.

It's still pretty early

And 134 had some more popular fighters throughout the card

they came back too soon

should have stayed away for like 3 years

pity Paulo Thiago got injured

The place erupted for Thiago

That shit was ridiculous

thats what you get for being a SWAT in Brazil

i wonder how they will react when aldo shows up with flamengo jersey

are flamengo popular?

Most popular soccer club in Brazil

and its a rio de janeiro club
yeah paulo thiago

Woodley Style for the win

really didnt think Tavares would be able to get the TD

10-9 Mini Phenom

Tavares 10-9

Muahhahahaa

One down

Goddamit, tavares! SUB HIM THIS ROUND!!
Not gonna happen
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't have any room to talk

I had stout by decision

Well at least you got me to change my pick
Stout is hopeless

Tavares is doing the exact same gameplan as the Spencer Fisher fight.

GRONKOWSKI TD

35-7 New England

those tds are fun on twitter

35-7 Patriots

5 td passes in the first half for Brady

Brady is the first QB to throw for 5 TDs in a postseason half
he should go for 10 in the game

he’ll go for it.

Stout needs to pick it up to get this round

I wanna see FX do more with that ticket. Prelim results, upcoming UFC events, backstage news, etc…

So a chain-link android

Instead of a football robot?

Excellent.

Cmon sammy! Work,tha body!
20-18 Mini Phenom
damn this fight

they’re both moving soooooo slow

Sam needs to stop him I think

well this fight sucks

Tavares is as boring as shit to watch

Unless he is paired with exciting guys like Tyson Griffin or Matt Wiman, and then he loses those.

stouts usually exciting though

“There are those that dedicate themselves to a life of honor….and then there is Anthony Johnson”.

Usually commercials related th Anthony Johnson end with

I’m loving it

That’s excellent.

"winning this fight"

huh?

20-18 Tavares but that round was close

bias 10-9 stout

19-19

Wouldn’t call that intentional.

CAUGHT IN THE PENINSULA SOUTH OF THE EQUATOR.

Mauro says that line waaay too often.

In fact I was rewatching some Pride fight earlier, and he used that line back then too..

I'd like Mauro more as a commentator if he just never spoke

I don’t get what happened to the guy, He wasn’t nearly as excitable in Pride. Like something big would actually have to happen for him to lose his shit

Yeah, getting that excited is cool

When a fight deserves it.

Because Pride fights were scripted.

/Chael’d

There's a Goodridge fight that they dubbed over for the DVD

And Mauro gives up a spoiler

You know what’s also scripted?
Obama’s support.

/Volkmannized

Well...so much for Tebow Time cutting into my UFC enjoyment

Translation: OW MY TAINT

his pants were ripped earlier, Joe. I have been staring at his crotch all fight…..err

Thai steel cup reference

Finish your drinks fellas

STEEL CUP

everyone drink

Wow, he really built up that DiamondMMA reference.

he got there eventually

Does Rogan get paid for these promos?

Nah

he just loves ball protection

Probably friends with them or something.

BAH GAWD! THAT’S DIAMOND MMA’S MUSIC!

Thats...THats GOTTA BE A THAI STEEL CUP KING!!!!!

You should always go for at least one nut shot per fight since you are never penalized and it gives you an advantage

stout with great body work
i wouldn't call it great

hes not putting anything into it, it looks more like hes tiring to rub his belly than punch him

If only he didn't hit as strong as Martin Kampmann...
Your'e killin me Stout.

Stout just cant get off in this fight

*sigh*

Stout is soundly losing this fight.

good last 30 seconds, but what a meaningless fight

29-28 Tavares

God, I know you are not in denver right now, give the fight to Stout

And parlay busted and perfect pick night busted

My oh my has Canadian MMA suffered a bad last two months

WHY SOO LATE SAM!!??
what happened i nodded off

Why dont fighters fight like they have nothing to lose in the third?

split coming up
I'm going to pretend that I would have picked Stout

if I somehow remembered to pick that fight.

did you not get my email about you being on 90%?

I got the initial e-mail, when I hadn't picked a bunch of fights

then I picked all of them, but I somehow overlooked Stout-Tavares. My score still counts right?

Gotta love that home cookin'

FUCK!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Not how I’d have wanted it but at least Tavares won…

Damn, I just realized

Tavares was at +245.

Home decision.

The judges aren’t Brazilian.

the fans are

The people holding the knives are too...
I don't think so

the judges got it right.

Just think apart from a few big shots and leg kicks, he got out kickboxed in those last 2 rounds and stuffed enough takedowns to take the decision

stout to take the decision after outkickboxing tavares that is

Woooooo

paydayyyyyyy

Really? Everyone didn’t have that 29-28 Tavares?

2nd round was very close

1st for tavares 3rd for stout

1st is a great example for a 10-10.
It was clear

Maybe even 30-27 before that thing at the end

Sowho is buying this PPV??
Didn't hear the scores

what were they

Didnt say it
making his move to rumbleweight for the 200th time
Hope you picked all Brazillians in decisions.
My score is awful. Just awful.
Wasn't that foretold?
No scores? I smell a fix.
Wow, no screaming Dana and Joe

Something wonderful has happened here

Alright, UFC, let’s see this intro.

I got 30 points so far

Oh shit thread change

I’m gonna sit on you and break you vitor

Fuck this intro I’m done.

FACE THE PAIN?????

SSREPORTERS YOU SAID NO MORE!!!

woooo love the old intro here-too generic sportsy on fx

as everyone has now left and I’m the only one left, b4 I change I’m calling everyone else out-sumo rules.

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