A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
ROUSEY SAYS CYBORG HAS A DICK
"Próxima vitima... Ronda!!! No mercy!!!" -Cris Cyborg, tweeted a photo of Gina Carano... which was actually photoshopped.
"@criscyborg you don't just have a dick, you are a dick for posting that picture of Gina, you cheater." -Ronda Rousey
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Matt Roth
JON JONES, RUNWAY MODEL
"Lol yes, and I got to do some modeling for the first time with a few world-class models, don't ask me how... @DaisyLowe and I before the runway" -Jon Jones, there's video too! Skip to the 1:30 mark.
IS THIS A BETTER MATCH UP?
"Munoz is injured and out of the FOX fight! Now it's Chael Sonnen vs Mike Bisping jan 28th and the winner will fight Anderson for the title." -Dana White
"Unfortunally my fight vs Bisping @ufconfox 2 is not gonna happen. I m very sad cause it would be a very important fight for me." -Demian Maia
"Ok. I'm fighting Jan 28th live on Fox against Demian Maia. Here we go! I was always a good crammer in school..." -Chris Weidman
"@demianmaia thank u for always stepping up no matter who is thrown at u!!!" -Dana White
"For those that r wondering. Injury on Fri sparring causing bone spurs to dislodged in my joint causing locking & pain. Surgery on Thursday... I'm ok, just a little down right now but I will be back soon." -Mark Munoz
TWICTURES
"Just signed my @ufc posters. 1st time I've been on a @ufc poster, pretty cool for me!" -Duane Ludwig
"Check out Cain Velasquez @cainmma at the 49ers game over the weekend" -UFC
""HAAAAAAAAAIRAIRAIRAIR"" -Pat Barry
RANDOM TWIDBITS
"Can't wait for @ufc Sweden card. Sure the girls are beautiful but I can't wait to stock up on those sweet & delicious little red fish." -Kenny Florian
"Your wrong about Jose Aldo @kennyflorian, he's a perfect example of when my jealously meets my envy" -Forrest Griffin
"It's pronounced "milk" not "melk". #KenFloPetPeeves" -Kenny Florian
"Damn I love the way I look! Smiled at a kid in the store and his mother ran over and grabbed him like he was about to fall off t grandcanyon" -Forrest Griffin
"Reread some of my last tweets and I'm pretty sure the English language is gonna press charges if I don't stop tweeting... In the future when you retweet me feel free to change the spelling and grammar enough so it makes sense" -Forrest Griffin
"Best advice my mom gave me today: "never read the bottom half of the Internet" #stuffmymomsays" -Ronda Rousey
"Special shout-out to the drunk girl at the sushi bar for stealing my lunch. I wasn't that hungry anyway. #stayclassyEnumclaw" -Jeff Hougland
WOULD YOU EVEN CLICK AFTER THE JUMP IF I DIDN'T INCLUDE THESE?
"Shooting in Malibu! ...Behind the scenes!" -Brittney Palmer
"Make art." -Brittney Palmer
"Chillin in my @syrupswimwear suit..no makeup on long hair,don't care!" -Arianny Celeste
"RT @NathanTimblin: @AriannyCeleste @chandellapowell picture 4!!!!!" -Arianny Celeste
"RT @NathanTimblin: @AriannyCeleste picture 6 in gallery 2!" -Arianny Celeste
"RT @mjl1973: @AriannyCeleste @chandellpowell - looking fierce in your shoot for Papparazo!!enjoy the fights" -Arianny Celeste
TWIDEO
"Where did Matt Hughes get this bag?" -Chael Sonnen
"You are nuts if you don’t enter this contest!!!" -Dana White
"UFC Rio backstage: (vid) SAMBA with @Jonnybones and @chandellapowell !" -Paula Sack
1 recs | 110 comments
Dana: You're nuts if you dont enter this competition
Either that or you don’t live in America
Our Bovine Public - January 18, 2012
This
IRodC - January 18, 2012
"If you don't live in America, you ARE nuts!"
Arca MMA - January 18, 2012
MERIKKUH
Jonathan. - January 18, 2012
Jones doing his little turn on the catwalk
When I first saw that picture I thought “Aw Jones is visiting a shelter for homeless youths.”
menckenstein - January 18, 2012
The Bones Jones Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too
I think I saw a flash of Blue Steel
tigerlee - January 18, 2012
Quite frankly
Rousey’s right. Cyborg’s an ass for shooping Fitch’s face onto Gina after that face.
Cory Braiterman - January 18, 2012
Yeah, very classless, especially after just being busted for steroids. The caption reads “Next victim.. Ronda! No mercy!”. Manborg needs to shut and go away for a while, not tweet shit like this.
Horselover Fat - January 18, 2012
In fairness
It probably wasn’t Guyborg who was doing the photoshopping
Our Bovine Public - January 18, 2012
Of course not, but even so.
Horselover Fat - January 18, 2012
LOL at the continued "Manborg" vs "Guyborg" struggle
Ahriman4891 - January 18, 2012
There is no struggle. Manborg was unanimously voted to be the more fitting and clever name. I’m not exactly sure why some misinformed dwerps continue to cling to that other version.
Horselover Fat - January 18, 2012
unanimously voted....
1 to every other person in the world
Cory Braiterman - January 18, 2012
I never let such minor details deter me when I have my mind set on something.
Horselover Fat - January 18, 2012
Guyborg is clearly superior because of the “guy” vs. “cy” sound similarities.
Patrick Tenney - January 18, 2012
That’s where you’re wrong, tin-man! I came up with Manborg, therefor it is superior. Also it’s funny to me because of the meaning of the word cyborg = a human with robotic parts (roughly). There for, if you take away the “cy” (cybernetics) from the borg, and instead put in human (man) it just basically becomes an ordinary human. Manborg. Which doesn’t mean anything at all. I find that amusing. Also I just like the sound of Manborg better.
Horselover Fat - January 18, 2012
But “guy” has all the same connotations but also the rhyme factor…
I mean, manborg is better than dudeborg or broborg… but Guyborg is superior.
Patrick Tenney - January 18, 2012
Oh shit I just had a waking nightmare:
Manbearguyborgpig.
Patrick Tenney - January 18, 2012
Patrick Tenney - January 18, 2012
Haha. Well, I certainly understand why most of you seem to think that, I get the rhyme factor. I vehemently disagree though.
Horselover Fat - January 18, 2012
Manborg is dumb.
Guyborg is the only way to go.
Jonathan. - January 18, 2012
You're dumb!
I bet if it was you we’d be calling you Gayborg.
Horselover Fat - January 18, 2012
Manloveborg!
Jonathan. - January 18, 2012
That’s actually a pretty good suggestion
Horselover Fat - January 18, 2012
Agreed, Guyborg is better.
Kefka - January 18, 2012
Gentlemanborg was a distant third.
UncleMax - January 18, 2012
...
Sugel Mendoza - January 18, 2012
aww snap, y'all talkin bout Dudeborg?
The Hamburger Pimp - January 18, 2012 via mobile
Who is Manborg? Is that like Guyborg but with a worse nickname?
StevenGiles - January 18, 2012
If by worse you mean better, then yes.
Horselover Fat - January 18, 2012
How is it better?
It doesn’t even rhyme.
Jonathan. - January 18, 2012
I’ve already explained it several times. It’s just smarter and funnier in every way, rhyming be damned.
Horselover Fat - January 18, 2012
Guybot Mantoes
That is all.
EchoHead - January 18, 2012 via mobile
*borg damnit, borg!
EchoHead - January 18, 2012 via mobile
Are you talking of Broborg?
Firm1 - January 18, 2012
No Bjorn Borg
StevenGiles - January 18, 2012
Can’t we just call her Guyborg Mantos?
TLow - January 18, 2012
seriously WTF is Cyborg doing putting up shopped pics of people she beat when she’s taking man juice.
Robust23 - January 18, 2012
ronda really has the trash-talk gift
i’m impressed. if she stays in the fight game and keeps winning she could be a big breakout star.
Clifford J - January 18, 2012
That explains the whole Chael thang
dajulzta - January 18, 2012 via Android app
I want to talk about Ronda Rousey because she's Ronda Rousey.
UncleMax - January 18, 2012 via Android app
The pictures of Arianny and Chandella are mild compared to the rest of the gallery. It’s full of Goddamn.
Probably the best advice I’ve heard in awhile. See Youtube comments for Black, religious, or Political videos for reference
Krimson - January 18, 2012
Yes indeed
that shoot was crazy.
LRaunThaDamaja - January 18, 2012
I am Mattyews.
MJB! - January 18, 2012
Chandella can certainly hold her own in Brazil
WARistotle - January 18, 2012
In a steeplechase?
menckenstein - January 18, 2012
No he was talking about her ass
LRaunThaDamaja - January 18, 2012
No he was talking about her horseface, not her donkey
tigerlee - January 18, 2012
"Horseface"
If I hold out a carrot do you think she would walk up and nibble it?
UncleMax - January 18, 2012
How do you think the Noguiera bros get her attention?
menckenstein - January 18, 2012
E-Mail?
SanFranpsycho - January 18, 2012
They were going to but then they saw her address was at "hotmail" and decided against associating with that kind of thing
menckenstein - January 18, 2012
Fuck
Yes
Not Hauser - January 18, 2012 via mobile
Took my brain a few tries to get it, but lol
UncleMax - January 18, 2012
im still trying but dont get it :(
PeopleWatching - January 18, 2012
for shame…
SentientAndroid - January 18, 2012
dang man...
“hot male”
drain - January 18, 2012
Dana's tweets are hilarious
He sounds like a 12-year-old girl.
crazybones - January 18, 2012
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!
mollcutpurse - January 18, 2012
he almost seems happy Munoz got hurt. Exclamation point is behind the wrong sentence.
drain - January 18, 2012
Everybody’s happy that Munoz got hurt. We got two better fights as a result of his injury.
Shnak - January 19, 2012
I am Dissappoint
That Paul Harris turned down the fight with Maia. Would’ve been great.
BKdroid - January 18, 2012
He hasn't finished digesting Massenzio's femur yet
menckenstein - January 18, 2012
He turned it down?
Must have missed that
UncleMax - January 18, 2012
Yeah
Dana Tweeted it. It was a lot to ask with such a short turn-around.
BKdroid - January 18, 2012
His passport expired or something like that.
StevenGiles - January 18, 2012
So Jones gets to hang out with Daisy Lowe
Another reason to hate him
Quick Ben - January 18, 2012
that first picture of Brittney...
ZOINKS!
Skoobs - January 18, 2012
I think I liked Arianny´s pic without make up
There I said it!
edtSD - January 18, 2012
Do what you do Jones!
I’m not his biggest fan, but I can’t knock the hustle, and what’s up with buddy directly after Jones? Is that hobo fashion!?
SentientAndroid - January 18, 2012
Look at that shopping cart
Pink wheels, neon blue and orange handlebar. So fucking chic.
crazybones - January 18, 2012
ikr!
it seems like “high end” fashion is just a person with a name doing whatever the fuck they want and people eat that shit up just because of the name.
Googley eyes Loubouton…$1600. Gtfo with that shit! I can go and buy a pair of heels from walmart, hit up the craft store and glue a bunch of googley eyes on the hills myself at a 100th of that price. I’m trying to get my gf to understand that spending hundreds on Gucci or Prada or whatever else is just fucking ridiculous…unless you’re just really balling like that I suppose.
SentientAndroid - January 18, 2012
what I don't get is that they actually think that buying these kinds of designer bags/shoes are attractive to guys.
Shit, a guy wouldn’t even know the difference between a louis vuitton bag and a normal bag that costs 20x cheaper. The only ones paying attention are their girl friends.
Anton Tabuena - January 18, 2012
This. So much this.
Patrick Tenney - January 18, 2012
*sigh
so true, so very, very true. I saw a really nice looking bag at Walmart the other day that I thought would look nice for my lady, she would probably really like it…until I told her where I got it from.
SentientAndroid - January 18, 2012
they don't get that shit to impress guys
they get it to show off to other girls.
drain - January 18, 2012
Pat Barrys attempts at humour are the sort of thing i’d pretend to laugh at to his face, but on the comments section of ’How’s tatse my tweet’ i’d say i don’t think i’ve ever seen a more unfunny guy in my life.
sheikybaby - January 18, 2012
agree, it just seems so forced
keyboardwarrior - January 18, 2012
I’d agree if it wasn’t for that epic vid with Crocop. I’ll take 100 unfunny moments for another gem like that.
paythefighters - January 18, 2012
And training for Struve video. The EEP! is classic. I still watch it now and then for a quick laugh.
BKdroid - January 18, 2012
Chael is up there in terms of being unfunny.
Probably worse than Barry.
Jonathan. - January 18, 2012
yeps
SentientAndroid - January 18, 2012
Hughes
is a 2x ww champ, not 9x ww champ.
SentientAndroid - January 18, 2012
he’s talking about fights he won when the title was on the line…he won 9 of those.
tigerlee - January 18, 2012
Yeah I know
but it sounds kinda weird to me.
SentientAndroid - January 18, 2012
9 times is a better measure though. I always thought it was weird to brag about how many times you won the title because if you just held onto the damn thing you would have a lower number.
MasonA - January 18, 2012
lol, that’s a good point. Jon Jones 1x LHW champion!
tigerlee - January 18, 2012
That second picture's not photoshopped
it’s just on steroids.
Machiel Van - January 18, 2012
I can't tell how much is air brushed
But Arianny looks like she’s been doin some squats for once
dgonz - January 18, 2012
Lunges would be my bet, serious lunging.
Patrick Tenney - January 18, 2012
is lunging the same thing as blowing?
drain - January 18, 2012
no it's a thrusting motion
UncleMax - January 18, 2012 via Android app
what are the odds that Rashad makes fun of Jon Jones' modeling in the pre fight hype for their fight?
darkotto23 - January 18, 2012
Chances are pretty good
menckenstein - January 18, 2012
OMG Pat Barry!
He posted a picture of his hair! Hilarious, funniest man alive
Marquis Brown - January 18, 2012
A certain RWJ song comes to mind haha
dajulzta - January 18, 2012 via Android app
Gina Carano's eye courtesy of Jon Fitch
This is where it’s from:
jason18 - January 18, 2012
I was excited about the UFC contest...
until I remembered that I live in NY. Damn it all!
kreally - January 18, 2012
This just in! Jon Jones relinquishes LHW belt to pursue his true passion in life.
Warbreezy - January 18, 2012
Which is clearly “being a giant douche”.
Don’t blame me, I voted Turd Sandwich.
Patrick Tenney - January 18, 2012
Gina had been one of the least judgmental of Cyborg and the bitch goes and pulls a move like this
suddenly I feel a whole lot better about Rousey insulting her
Robust23 - January 18, 2012
Same.
Jonathan. - January 18, 2012
Even without the roids, it would be like GSP gloating about how bad he beat up the smaller BJ, and then exaggerating it even more. With them, and Gina’s class, it’s got to take the cake as the douchiest thing I’ve ever seen a MMA fighter do outside the ring.
Chael couldn’t look more like a dick if he tried.
paythefighters - January 18, 2012
I really hope he reads this
and accepts your challenge.
Andy Anderson - January 18, 2012
What a bitch
Especially after Gina was so classy with her response about the situation.
MaximumWatermelon - January 18, 2012
Pure class!
Pure class on Guyborgs part! Way to win back the fans by posting a fake pic of a woman that you beat while you were a man.
MadNachos - January 18, 2012
are you saying she can change sex whenever she wants to?
BIGNAT - January 18, 2012
I want the next Chris Brown video to feature Guyborg.
mollcutpurse - January 18, 2012
Damn! Matt Hughes stole my idea for an mma-inspired fitness gym
…it looks a lot less stupid in my head…
Sean in Vancouver - January 19, 2012
Wow, seems like there’s a lot of fake/paid comments going on here.
Poindexter - February 18, 2012
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