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UFC On FX: Guillard Vs. Miller - Live Results And Play-By-Play For Fuel Undercard

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Photo by Josh Hedges/Zuffa LLC/Zuffa LLC via Getty Images

As with every major show, Bloody Elbow will be here to bring you live results, play by play and commentary for UFC on FX: Guillard vs. Miller. Our live coverage will start with the Fuel TV prelim broadcast (6 p.m. ET) and through the FX main card broadcast (9 p.m. ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.

This post will cover live results and thoughts for the undercard on Fuel.

In the main bout of the undercard, Jorge Rivera and Eric Schafer will meet in a middleweight bout with both men looking to get back in the win column. Kamal Shalorus meets the debuting Habib Nurmagomedov in a lightweight bout. Charlie Brenneman looks to bounce back from a loss in his last bout when he faces Daniel Roberts. Lightweights Fabricio Camoes and Tom Hayden also meet on the undercard. The broadcast is rounded out with a featherweight bout between Daniel Pineda and Pat Schilling as well as a bantamweight fight featuring Joseph Sandoval and Nick Denis.

Our main card coverage can be read here.

Make sure to come back during the event and share your thoughts as the event goes down.

The Fuel broadcast has started, first fight up shortly.

Nick Denis vs. Joseph Sandoval - Round 1 - Denis throwing hand quickly. Denis landing solid and now they clinch and Denis throws hard elbows in the clinch. Elbow after elbow and Sandoval goes stiff and is out cold. Wow! Nick Denis wins by KO (elbows), 0:22 round 1.

Daniel Pineda vs. Pat Schilling - Round 1 - They trade hard leg kicks at the same time and both lose their balance a little. Pineda with a nice leg kick after a pair of missed punches. Right hand by Schilling glances off the chin of Pineda. Pineda firing hard shots and he has Schilling hurt briefly. Schilling tries to clinch, gets taken down and Pineda jumps to mount. Punches force Schilling to give up his back and Pineda is drilling him. Pineda locks in a choke as Schilling tries to stand up and Pat has no choice but to tap. Daniel Pineda wins by submission (rear naked choke), 1:37 round 1.

Fabricio Camoes vs. Tom Hayden - Round 1 - Leg kick by Hayden. Jab by Hayden is timed well as he sidesteps the takedown attempt by Camoes. Big right hand by Hayden lands hard. Hayden takes the back standing and takes him down and now Camoes is trying to take an arm. Hayden gets up without being in any trouble. Camoes misses a head kick. Knee lands for Camoes and Hayden takes him down, lands an elbow and stands back up. Camoes ducks a head kick attempt, tries for a takedown, Hayden gets on top in the scramble. Omaplata attempt by Camoes and Hayden pulls out but Camoes catches his leg and takes him down to get on top. Nice strikes by Camoes and he ends up on the back of Hayden, looking for the choke. The choke finally gets locked in and Hayden has to tap out. Fabricio Camoes wins by submission (rear naked choke), 4:03 round 1.

Charlie Brenneman vs. Daniel Roberts - Round 1 - Right hand by Brenneman and Roberts drills him and hurts him. Brenneman with a big double leg and gets the fight to the ground. Brenneman to side control and Roberts is looking to control his head and regain guard. Brenneman is in the half guard of Roberts, trying to pass. Now working with some punches before jumping to side control. Brenneman gets the arm trapped in a crucifix. Roberts finally manages to get his arm free after getting hit by several shots (many to the back of the head). Brenneman keeps trying to get to mount but is being blocked at every turn. Brenneman mixing knees to the body in to his punches to the head. Roberts manages to get full guard back. 10-9 round for Brenneman.

Round 2 - Roberts threw a head kick that was blocked, then another kick which Brenneman caught and used to get a takedown. Roberts tried to catch a choke but couldn't. Brenneman passed to side control with relative ease and trapped an arm for the crucifix again. Brenneman able to do a little damage before Roberts manages to escape and get the guard back. They're restarted on the feet. Brenneman drives right in trying to get the takedown. Roberts defending and landing a lot of soft elbows. In a scramble Roberts manages to get a series of submission attempts, looking for the inverted triangle as the round ends. Still a 10-9 Brenneman round.

Round 3 - Right hand by Brenneman and he follows that in to a clinch and gets the takedown right into side control. Brenneman landing knees to the body now. Brenneman working from side control while Herb Dean barks "let's work!" at him over and over. Not sure what that's about. As soon as Roberts is able to regain guard, Herb stands them up. Brenneman defends the shot from Roberts and gets a takedown. Working with punches and control and as he passes, Roberts tries to lock in a kimura with Brenneman in side control and the round ends. 10-9 Brenneman again but I know one judge will give it to Roberts.

Official scorecards: 30-27, 30-27, 29-28. Charlie Brenneman wins by unanimous decision.

Kamal Shalorus vs. Habib Nurmagomedov - Round 1 - We're going with Kamal and Habib here to make things easy on me. Kamal is walking forward and stalking and he lands a left hand before they tangle up. Kamal with a few knees to the body before they get to distance. Kamal just misses with a wild right hand. Head kick by Kamal is blocked. Habib doesn't exactly look comfortable here. Neither guy is really landing. Habib with a right hand that knocks Kamal flat. He follows up with nasty ground and pound but Kamal is surviving ably here. Kamal manages to get to his feet after eating a lot of shots there. He's throwing power shots at Habib but isn't landing. Both guys with arm punches as they've gassed a bit. Another big shot from Habib lands, Kamal fires back. 10-9 round for Habib Nurmagomedov.

Round 2 - Leg kick from Kamal. Habib is able to get the takedown against the cage. He's trying to do some work but can't land anything and they're stood up. Shot by Habib and he gets the takedown again. Pass to side control now. Another stand-up after more non-action on the ground. 10-9 Nurmagomedov.

Round 3 -Kamal is chasing again, he's not cutting off the cage by using angles, he's just following and not landing anything. Kamal with a single leg attempt and can't get the takedown. They arm punch at each other. Kamal with an arm in guillotine attempt but Habib pops his head free and is on top here. Habib passes quickly and manages to lock in a rear naked choke and get the submission win. Habib Nurmagomedov wins by submission (rear naked choke), 3:08 round 3.

Jorge Rivera vs. Eric Schafer - Round 1 - Rivera misses with a right hand and Schafer tries to clinch up with him. Now Schafer powers through a takedown attempt and Rivera is trying to use the fence to stay standing. Schafer gets the takedown completed and is trying to pass immediately. Rivera has him in half guard. Rivera manages to get back to his feet but Schafer still has him pinned against the cage. Schafer manages to get the takedown again. Rivera is trying to sweep or find some way off bottom but he's getting hit a bit now. Schafer just working the slow ground and pound but Rivera manages to sweep late in the round. Omoplata attempt by Schafer at the end of the round. 10-9 Schafer.

Round 2 - Schafer looking for the takedown right away and he has Rivera into the cage. He can't get it and Rivera jumps on top and is throwing punches. Rivera landing and Schafer just covering up here. Rivera throwing punches and Schafer isn't doing much so Herb Dean has to jump in and stop it. Jorge Rivera wins by TKO (punches), round 2.

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JUST BLEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guillard vs Miller Full Fight Video

 

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/2810064/UFX1_600X300_JPG_large.jpg

 

I wish I had Fuel. I really wanna watch the prelims.

Do you think Justin watches them on his TV?

I also have my Twitter account in my signature.

If I’m getting the not-so-subtle hint right then I think you should check your e-mail right about …. now.

Good. I didn't feel like doing it. Fuck your team.
would it be possible to assist me in this endeavor as well?
I think your twitter handle is wrong in your sig. I'm following @TimBernier31

I’m fairly certain you’re not this guy.

I think you're right

That’s a picture of your performance tonight.

Well, shiiiiit.

I’ll see myself out.

Yeah I have a full tank of Fuel at home but I'm stuck in front of my computer at work.

So I’m in a similar predicament.

Stuck at work...

Guess I’ll have to read about the fights :(

/firstworldproblems
Does anyone here get fuel?

I mean, really?

I do, indirectly, through a web site.
me!!

And this is one hell of a start!!

Holy shit!!

The ffights are today??? How did I miss that

WAR INEPT!!!!!!!!!

Looks like Schilling/Pineda is the hot bout

I changed my pick last second to Pineda which I will probably end up hating myself for

Dammit I hate when they change hot bouts at the last minute
I wish these were still on facebook

because there is a zero percent chance that im ever wasting my money on Feul TV, ever.

il just catch it on Megavideo………wait…..

All the people who stored shit on there that wasn’t copyright infringing should sue them in small-claims court. If you’re going to whine that people are stealing your property by distributing it across the web, then you should be held accountable for destroying other people’s property in the process of shutting down a site like that. But I’m sure they’ll just be able to claim it was seized under an investigation or some other cop-out to avoid liability.

I dont get how they have a case anyway

Megavideo didnt do any of it, their users did. and if a company complained they took the stuff down.

if your punishing Megavideo for this, i dont get how you dont punish BP for manslaughter and distruction of private property.

He’s saying that the gov’t authority that took down the site should be liable for all of the legitimate user data.

And I think he was saying he didn't understand how the gov't could punish the web site rather than the users.
It'd never work

The government can’t be held liable for enforcing the law against the company (assuming this is a valid enforcement measure) and the site won’t be held liable for being shut down by government action (beyond whatever penalties that will be assessed against them as a result of the government action).

Going to be doing play-by-play over on Gals Guide, for those interested in popping in there for a few! Going to be a good card, folks. Pretty excited.

Hello BE.

Lets Mutherfukers!

Is UFC gonna stream the prelims by any chance??
Does anyone know how I can watch these prelims in Australia??
You get Fuel TV there?
I do get Fuel but it's a different version than you get. Its not on.

I’m pretty sure you can watch them on UFC.tv if you’re outside the US.

YES!!!!! Thank you sooo much!
So

1 minute before the picking deadline around 10 guys were stuck at less than 100% completed picks. These included (from memory) Shotokanman at 77%, Robert Cowan at 60%, 5-8 guys at 90%, Subbevil at 0% (shocker!!) and most notably, member of 3rd ranked Filipino Reccing Machines, nitecastle at 0%.

If Playground is to be believed then the 10 remaining Filipinos must produce to stay in the top 3.

You are so on top of everything (if you use that compliment to spring board into a sexual comeback I will never forgive you)

I noticed that too, that tons of guys were at 90%

Was there a rearrangement to the card recently or something?

The Camoes fight got added yesterday or the day before right? That could be the reason.

Yup

It’s the Camoes fight. I checked the event stats for our camp and that was the fight that a handful of guys hadn’t picked.

I think nitecastle missed picks last season also

that dirty rotten scoundrel!!!

Goddammit Nitecastle!

I’m going to have to do better than my ever so poor 35 from the last event now.

i believe ufc.tv will show them

LOL Hot Bout

As usually, the hot bout was changed at the last minute to something stupid:

Pat “Thrilling” Scilling vs Daniel “The Pit” Pineda

(who and who?)

If you'd been a member of INEPT

You would’ve been warned that the change was imminent – and notified when the change took place.

But you’re not, so I hope you picked Schilling the can crusher.

Nope. Picked the other one.
I think 73% of the BECW camp did

At first it was a 45/55 split but I think a lot of people read about how Schilling has beat 5 opponents with a combined record of 14-31, including guys who are 0-1 and 0-7.

Blame the PG users as a whole for being split most evenly among that fight between nobodies.

Kinda makes sense, really.

I'm sporting a Denis/Morecraft/Rivera parlay

That could win be $10k on playground.

Or those your picks as well or just for betting purposes? (cause I picks those guys to win)

I've got a $2400 Rivera/Shalorus/Pineda parlay

And $1000 straight up on Papazian, mainly to compensate for the fact that I didn’t have the balls to pick him.

Fuck I always, ALWAYS, forget to make bets on there.
Me too, I always think of it during or after an event and always forget about it when I make my picks.
I said fuck it on the parley and went psycho with this

Event Parlay Wager on C. Morecraft, D. Roberts, J. Papazian Potential Earnings: $46,801
Potential Loss: $200

LOL

God…Wandy needs to retire.

I nearly shit my seat @ HP Pavilion when he started firing off those knees

Schilling Pineda is the Hot Bout? Dammit. I was totally clueless about it and wasn’t very happy with my pick, if I had known it was the Hot Bout I’d have gone with Pineda. Too late now though!!

Pineda is gonna punish can crusher Schilling.

Nice to see they edited Rogan bitching about the stoppage

They showin that on fuel right now?
yeah

Anybody think that Rogan just protested the stoppage because he’s a fan of Le? Cung’s “single leg attempt” was nothing but Cung trying to hold on for dear life.

Probably

But it was Wanderlei Goddamn Fucking Silva. If anybody deserves Rogan’s fanboy bullshit it is him.

Evidently the proper way to dive for a single leg is to faceplant while throwing your arms at someone’s balls.

That's how I do it.
If anyone in the US doesn't have Fuel

And wants to watch the prelims, I may or may not be able to help you out. Send me an e-mail on emildinho at the mail that is g.

If you’re outside the US, log on to UFC.tv for the prelims.

So… the prelims start in about 15 minutes right?

I have to say, other than my Jim Miller pick, I’m not very confident about the rest of the fights

I changed my mind 10 times about that fight.
Had the same pick since the beginning of the week.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Miller goes for a standing arm triangle on Melvin and actually succeeds with it this time around.

I’m confident in picking against Neer, mostly because I hate Josh Neer.

Ned Stark’s Bastards in the house, winter is coming, even if it’s 60+ degrees in my neck of the woods.

I hate you. It’s 20 degrees in Illinois.

Where abouts in IL?

Bloomington/Normal. Home of ISU.

Bloomington was the one area I've rarely visited.

Lived in Decatur, been to Springfield, Champaign, Danville, Chicago, etc numerous times, but Bloomington, not so much.

I just moved here about seven months ago. It’s a nice place. Not much crime, usually pretty quiet, and cheaper living than most other big cities here in IL.

Oh, fuck you, it's snowing here.

And my Lancer came with the worst tires known to man.

It's 78 degrees here

and I feel like I’m freezing my balls off

Its been mid 70s all week here.

I’ve been walking around campus in shorts and a t-shirt in the middle of fuckin January.

Here in the North

Its about 1 degree Celsius. Great stuff.

Come on NSB!

Up here in da nord it's

-6.2 deg FARENHEIT

Who is ready for the Jon Anik Era?!

I liked Joe and Goldie.

Who’s with Anik then? Please don’t tell me Bonnar.

Kenny Florini.

That shall work out nicely, then.
Not sure but i think Florian.
I'm ready to judge him as hard as I judge Goldie

Fact: I didn’t go to UFC on FX because of Jon Anik making his announcing debut. I told him that on Twitter, he replied, said that it meant a lot and hopefully I made the right call.

That’s my dawg.

It was stange hearing him at the wiegh ins.

I was reading through the Youtube video comments. Some (dumb) fans were bitching about no Rogan, others were hardcore fans and loved Anik, and in the middle, were people who thought he was a professional new voice that went well with the Fox brand.

I think he’s the right dude for the job.

What up people! Prepare yourself for my imminent return to stardom. You shall all suffer.

Shit NO!! RYSN is about to take this muther over!

Yeah, you’ve really intimidated us so far with your dominance!

Just because we suck, does not mean we can't talk shit.

As long as the duck of MountClaire is your captain, you will continue to fail miserably.

what a jerk

Sorry! I have to keep that “joke” going.

My former captain…I stunk last event as well, best of luck tonight and hopefully you step it up this week…not as much as myself though

Haha. Thanks, you too!

Let’s have some real talk here, I’ve had two events where I didn’t suck with my picks. Compared to other captains, I’m far from the worst. Can I get odds on me crashing and burning tonight?

As long as you're not doing worse than me, there's always that.

Let’s ruin some special nights, motherfuckers.

MUTHERFUKERS!

How are people still making this mistake?!

We need to ruin at least one fucking night.
I'm so fucking ready for tonight.

Absolutely, I agree.

Well guys

I am going to be training Muay Thai, won’t be able to watch this event with you guys.

Oh fuck me, it is Jay Glazer.

Glazer?

wtf

I know.

I was expecting Anik.

Fuel gets Glazer Bonnar

and FX gets Anik Florian.

Here's a link to the prelims on UFC.tv for all you non-US bastards

http://www.ufc.tv/ufc/event/prelims/1100

You bad motherfucker
Bonnar says clean technique

Then show Rivera throwing some sloppy punches

I think Anik and Florian are still doing commentary.. Bonnar and Glazer are just here to try and ruin everything between fights.

They’re doing the best they can to ruin it before it even started.

Not even they. I just highly dislike Glazer.

They sure as hell ruined the weigh-ins yesterday. I hope we don’t have to hear too much of them.

Jorge Rivera is going to retire after tonight. FUCK!

Last fighter to fight with his foot out the door, Brock Lesnar.

Is it too late to change my prediction on playground?

Cut from different clothes my friend

I agree 100%, I’m not nearly as worried as I would be with a lot of other fighters.

And before that, Chris Lytle.

*as far as pre-fight retirement announcements go

Rivera is certainly more Lytle than Lesnar.

He was fun to watch.

Let’s go Rivera go out blazing baby!!!

Shit. He’s making me regret picking him on playground now.

Rivera’s last fight? I know who to root for. War Conquistador!

Bonnar may be somewhat knowledgeable...

But he doesn’t have a face or voice for TV. At all.

HE RAN UP THE WALL LIKE A NINJA!

Better on commentary imo.

I’m sure Luke Thomas would agree with me here, but Daniel Roberts is nubs.

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! ANIK! ANIK! ANIK!

really excited for Jon Anik

He sounded really good from what I’ve heard.

Jay Glazer though? man….

About to play Skyrim in windowed mode if I have to hear these two much longer...
Jay Glazer is odd but huzzah Anik and Florian
And now we wait
Anyone else like the Resident Evil movies?

I don’t know why, but I dig them and was glad to see the new one is coming out this year — anyone know how they’re gonna explain Michelle Rodriguez’s character being back?

She was too hot to let go.

Jon Anik is shaking his mic…a lot.

He’s geeked out big time.

LOOK AT THAT LOGO!

We...

are now officially Inglourious.

I’ll probably be rocking it on Twitter, it’s just so epic.

Look at Anik’s mic, shaking like mad.

Haha yeah I noticed that too

doesn't look like he was nervous shaking

looked like it was just being held loosely

He's nervous!

Anik seems like he’s still a huge fan first, unlike Goldberg, who acts like it’s old hat.

Anik even does the creepy stare better than Goldie
WAR DENIS!

First round KO. COME ON!

Oh awesome, Denis was that dude that got smashed by Sandro.

looks like he's holding a shake weight lol

I picked Nick Denis by decision

Is Sandoval trying to be Hardy?

Wow. My last name is Denis and I’ve got a bachelor’s in biology. I feel so close to this guy.

i think it is you dude

GSP is him?

Nick Denis is Me
god dammit i couldn't type fast enough

you beat me

Don't I fucking wish :/
Nick Deh-Knee is ME

I missed the chance to say it earlier so

Fuck Jay Glazer. Dude gives me the f’ing creeps

He’s a major step backward.

He’s definitely going to become a new Goldie very fast

Three feet tall, five feet wide and has weird eyes. They couldn’t have found someone else?

he is as tall as Jose Aldo and as wide as Tony Siragusa
Don't forget that shiny sweaty bald head.

The wrong head nod and he’ll burn your retinas.

I hope he doesnt try to sell me the perfect punch

War Anik!
War Kenny Florian!

War Melvin!

He gettin’ faded.

No one’s fadin’ Anik, man.

I’m already Diggin Anik over Goldie big time

its because he isn;t yelling

And I’m sure his sentence structure is far less awkward.

less awkward his sentence structure is

Anik did good, besides shaking. Should be good once he gets off camera.

Wow Rivera is retiring after his fight.

Yeah he's been debating it for awhile....

I think that’s why he’s fighting Schafer, so he can get a win on his way out.

yah, he gave kind of an emotional interview today in junkie radio and dropped the that this was his last fight. He said he would have retired after his last one if he had won. He just wants to go out on a win.

Hope he can get it,both for my picks and because I like the guy. He's been fun to watch.

I like this intro. Until the other extreme sports came on.

this dude is really trying hard to be like hardy
12 minutes in and it's a bore fest.
Wonderfulspam

I love you, cap’n.

And that's a rec

Off Topic – I think JDS is going to murder Overeem. Can’t explain why, because stylistically he shouldn’t.

might it be because he is a heavyweight with dynamite in his hands and pistons in place of his shoulders?
RUINING YOU SPECIAL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

virtually identical! take a shot.

So great that Anik is onboard, he’ll shape up quickly.

Rivera is going to retire after tonight

Nick you better win

1st rd KO!

Come on Denis, first round KO!

no

I hope he Fitch’s the shit out of mini Hardy.

I’ll settle for that though

STANDING ELBOWS!!!!!!

ITS GOING TO BE A GOOD NIGHT

HOLY BALLSACK!

OOOOO that was nice ooooo

fucking elbows man

Holy!

Elbows are coming into vogue guys.

We’re gonna see more of that

We're actually working on a "Future Evolutions" series

And standing elbows will be the first entry.

Would knees to the body qualify for that?
*on the ground*

GSP and Bones are good examples.

Oh yeah, definitely

Weird, because that’s another strong feeling I have. There’s too much of a divide with Pride and unified rules whereas I think there are many in between techniques (GSP’s axe kick on Mayhem, Franklin’s knees on Dewees, etc.)

Some of the more exotic kicks will get some love too.

Knees to the body on the ground?

Great example. Even Bisping used them to finish off Miller.

They might join RNC’s as the most often used fight finishing technique when a rocked fighter goes to the ground….

I wouldn’t go that far.. it’s still far more logical to keep punching them in the head (or find a submission)

I'd say almost as much as we saw in Pride

Which wasn’t very often I’d assume? Or what are you saying?

I agree in principle, it should be utilized more often, but I don’t see it becoming a huge fight finisher.

I'm saying "in between"

I agree punches and RNCs will always be the go-to moves. We won’t see knees to the body that much but a lot more often than now.

And because of the rules they won’t be big finishers but are devastating and will lead to stoppages or at least position changes.

Okay, yeah, definitely agree on that. Good way to completely take the fight out of a man, I reckon. You can create a huge amount of damage from a position as say GSP / Serra.

Just sent you an email

A brief one, because I’m watching the fights and finishing my rankings.

damn would I love to be involved in that!

Fake/half takedowns to striking is another one that I think is gonna start happening all the time.

Picture the finish of Edgar/Maynard 3

Randleman / Cro-cop

I love Bones' version

Of faking the low single and throwing the spinning back elbow.

Damn son.

+7

Me too maybe Zachary will stop hating me now :P

wait...

I mean i got 11? Haha

Da Knee wit Da Elbow

I’ve never really seen that before. Awesome.

Neer did something similar in his last fight, didn't he?

What a beast, it took longer for him to put his hat on than KO Sandoval.

Jesus, those elbows made me hard.

That’s right out of my playbook.

the violence boner playbook
I've been teaching my toddler how to do throw those elbows.
that was sexy
11 POINTZ FOR ME!!!!!!!!
YES!
nice sig hahah
Gotta thank MDH for that.

I refuse to call him Earl Montclair.

As shitty as his actual name is, at least he didn’t have 3 other people in each class growing up with the same name, like I did.

Unless of course he's secretly 80 years old. Earl would be a bit more appropriate then.
LOL
the 80 year olds i play Hearts with dont really love MMA I am pretty special

I still don’t think that is his actual name. Think “Dallas Winston”

Hooooooly SHIZZ
nice start

put me down for 11

Holy shit dude just got owned!
11 points by the way.

11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a fucking KO

I have HUGE hopes for Denis. Glad he fulfilled them tonight. This kid is going to be great.

Now that's the way to start a new partnership.

Fox and UFC both have to like that shit.

DAMN!

Impressive! Gotta love elbow KO’s.

Anik barely had time to say anything!

war diaz (but condit is awesome too)

"where you at Georges"

Somewhere being a better fighter than you, Nick.

Ninja of love just killed him with kindness

Kindness being the name of his right elbow

11 pts Bitches!
Also, if anyone wants to do a quick cheers ---

Just got my first semester grades back for law school.

3.64 GPA. Top 15% of my class.

I am throwing a few back for myself tonight. Y’all should join in. I’d buy y’all beers if you guys were out here!

Save our gov't!
If the government pays me well, I will!
WHAT I CANT SEE, WTF!!!????

I need a gif of that, Like..Asap

I've got the final picks of 5 INEPTs

And we got three 11’s and two 7’s. THANK YOU NICK!

sry for apprently not picking nything for rivera schafer could of sworn I had rivera by dec

So many 11’s and 7’s.

I grabbed only 5 :(

So is it 11 points for a first round KO?

Yup.
Fuck to the yes!

Now Pineda better get a damn first round sub.

Or 2nd round TKO.

:)
Fucking hot bout…

Beautiful elbows from Denis. His boxing looked very sharp as well. I’m definitely looking forward to seeing him again.

Denis is a killer, man

He’s going to be great.

Anik doing post fight too??

Anike = Joe Rogan, less yelling, less 10th planet BJJ. Less weed too.

Don’t forget less Diamond MMA.

Who will protect our balls if Joe is not here!?!?!?

Certainly not Cheick Kongo.

I thought Florini was gonna do post fight

Just can’t get enough of him.

Sandoval is probably getting cut after that.
safe statement
I am the definition of safe.
GSP?

Is that you?

And Jon Anik is immediately better at post fight interviews

Jon Anik, will you be my boyfriend? No Homo.

That man is living my dream life.

For those guys wondering, SOPA got shelved.

Eric Cantor is a little shit, but he ended up coming out against the bill...

…due to all the pressure from the people.

Isn't PIPA being discussed in a few days though?

No. It got shelved too.

Here be a link, courtesy of the site I write for.

http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/2012/01/breaking-sopa-postponed/

Awesome...

Postponed isn’t as nice as dropped completely, but after seeing the aftermath of the blackout, I’m pretty confident we’ll be fine.

Now to get rid of that bullshit part of the NDAA bill…

it will get lost in a pile of steamy bullshit for years

i hope

Either that or essentially get re-written until it makes sense.

NDAA is quite terrible as well

PIPA is being delayed.

Or what Micah said.

I’m guessing everyone is getting 22 points for this fight.

Praying Schilling “the can crusher” gets smashed.

Now I guess we have 20 minutes before the next fight.

Back to watching x-files episodes.

MMAPlayground had a streak of two or three events where they had the fights listed in the same order as they were happening. Back to normal now.

That was the easiest play-by-play ever, next to a Tyron Woodley fight.

Who just won 11 points?? This guy!!!

WOOOHOOOOOOOOOO

me too!

A little bit of a measured take on Anik. He’s obviously nervous, and not refined, but for his first official UFC announcing gig, he’s absolutely great.

Pineda by submission?
Pineda by decision here.

I think this is going to be a good fight. Schilling crushed a bunch of cans, but he did it very quickly.

This UFC 143 preview is basically ripping open my wallet and taking my money.

hopefully they keep that style and not RAWR KO KO KO RAWR style
seriously man

seriously

Got Pineda by 2nd round TKO. Schilling didn’t crush just cans. He went to the dump and stepped on cans that were already crushed. His strength of record makes Michigan blush.

same pick here….lets go

I have a TKO in the first.
Well I see I picked a popular prediction.
i may be late here but are anik and florian commentating all these fights or just on Facebook?

I see Fuel TV is doing a little bit of branding, very well done too. That Fuel promo was good.

Another off topic bit: Should we start a BE Fight Camp in Undisputed 3? I may make a fanpost about it.

I tried to do it for UFC 2010, but I loathed that fucking game with a bitter passion. I can safely say, that won’t be an issue with UFC 3, and I’ll be on board for sure.

I remember people trying that for 2010, but it was for Xbox and I have a PS3. I haven’t even decided whether I’ll buy this one, although I did for the last two.

Just checked.

This is the hot bout. Thought that was Ludwig/Neer.

Woulda been funny if Anik said “everything else is virtually identical”

Schilling is Brett Rogers’ teammate. Immediate fuck him.

Nice big bellow from the guy behind Schilling.

[pause]

The Pit? As in Armpit?

like the Buffalo Bill pit

It puts the lotion in its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Someone is getting DQ'd in this fight!
Lolo

His cornerman’s war cry was hilarious.

WAR CRY!!!!!!!!!!u392r8f2iufh2
fight stopped due to strike to the front of the face
Shit Pineda going for KO

BACK OF THE HEAD!!!

that is a rock solid mount

ko him! don’t sub him

i was screaming the same thing dammit

WOW thats a wrap son

destruction!

damn..14 points still

7 more for me -- that's 14.
oops, 14.

So that’s 21 through 2.

14 more for you, hot bout.

Some damn great fight tonight.

*fights

Evidently I’m Brazilian tonight. I’m ready for fight.

Florian and Anik doin a great job
Who woulda thunk

play-by-play could actually be play-by-play?

It sounds like the crowd’s audio is dimmed compared to the commentary.

Bonus points all over the fucking place.

22 points!

33 overall!!!!!

Damn...

Picked the wrong round.

Well, shit, only +10.

2nd round KO was not a good pick.

better than my Pineda by UD pick.

not sure what the fuck I was thinking.

Well, same result, point wise.

I’ve already beat my whole 141 card…. Andddd im 8 points away from 142. Man I’ve sucked so far… Here’s to turning it around tonight.

I was ranked 9th after this season and have plummeted to the bottom.

At least you have the rookie excuse.

Dammit!

Only 7pts. Shouldn’t have pussied out of my original pick.

14

It’s the hot bout

Ah so!

That means I’m at 25. FUCK YEAH!

ill take the 10 pointz

Well… shit

PAY ME MY MONEY!!!!!!!
IT'S ALL OVER

….oh wait

5 better than 0

10 better than 5!
yep you guys are right!!!

my fight companion snapshot is old

I have a feeling this may be a really high scoring event
Shit I had a TKO.

I’ll take the 14 pts.

Same here

Fullcircle and kingofthedogs had SUB-1 though!

you picked his picks though.... dont sell yourself short
We're both at 25 if I remember your picks correctly?
Correct

17 for Luke, 25 for us, 29 for fullcircle and 33 for kingofthedogs.

2/2 and I'm bringing up the rear?

That bodes well.

21
Hey

Can you list your picks, please? I’ve got a spreadsheet set up (surprise, surprise) that automatically calculates our scores as I type in the winner/round/method.

miller – sub1
ludwig – ud
morecraft – tko1 …. leave me alone
kamal – tko2
rivera – tko1
brenneman – ud
denis – tko1
easton – ud
pineda – tko2
camoes – sub2

Civil War captains. Take notice.

Picking machine right here!

I like your enthusiasm

From sig betting with Horselover to spamming the UFC 142 results recap to insulting anyone and everyone in your path.

Thanks, bro!

Can’t fucking help it. I’m on such a high right now. 33 fucking points!

I think.

11 points for a first round sub and hot bout means double that, right?

I don’t even like sig bets, never done it before.. but this motherfucker insulted my pride and honor, so I had to do it.

It's mutherfuker. Fucking get it right.

Where you at so far, homie?

None of your business, cowboy! You and me have a date at the end of the season, until then you better watch yourself.

Ahhh. Let me try and translate this.

“I’m not doing anywhere as good as you.”

You better step your game up, homie!

You’re awfully cocky for a PG noob. We have the whole season left. I’m going to fade you worse than what psychoblack did yesterday.

Psychoblack can't fade shit, homie.

How’s it feel getting rocked by a PG noob?

Beginners luck! I ain’t even scared. My inevitable victory will be even more sweeter when I come from behind in the end and crush your ass.

Talk about foreplay...
You dick.

You beat me to it.

I dick.

You vajayjay.

2/2...17 points.
I don't know why I keep putting round 2 for every finish

21 points all together.

Just stopped doing that for this event.

Pretty happy about it so far.

did Anik get lost?

God, Jon Anik. You’re the man.

Anik is just sooo goood!

Marry me!!!

Early indications are

Good!

29 thru 2.

nice

im at 19

I hate you.
Dude

For a minute there I thought that u were ying to my yang. Our falls from grace have been epic. However, it appears that it is actually only u that sux!
Haha!

8 fights left. :)
Touché
Wow!

Pineda bringing the truth!

Anik just sounds like someone i want to listen to

whatup gangstasss?

sup

finished my exams and changed a tire by myself. Getting my drink on for a boss like day

exams? It's the start of the semester isn't it?

What are you studying??

He's not American, I don't believe.

He may go all year round.
/IgnorantUSATalk

Oirish if I'm not mistaken
I need a chart to tell who's who.

Old BE Handles/Real Names/Current location.
Though once typing that, it seems quite stalkerish.

you guys are correct

We do exams after our holiday break

Anik impressed
Gaaaaaaaaaaad...I'm sucking so hard just about now...
Yo Una

Can you list your picks, please? I’ve got a spreadsheet set up that automatically calculates our scores as I type in the winner/round/method.

I don’t even know how to do that…

Just type them out!

I don’t know how is code for I’m too lazy to do that, at least for me.

thats what she said?

DON'T YOU KICK ME WHILE I'M DOWN, MADAFAKA!!!!!!!!!!!

“Smiling ear to ear, as you might expect, ladies and gentlemen, Daniel Pineda!” – Jon Anik, not fucking yelling to the crowd, classy as fuck.

meh i like it when joe yells like that

not saying i don’t like anik but joe’s cool

Anik >>>>>>>>>>>>> Goldie

Kenny >>>> Rogan

I really think so. Anik is very eager and smooth in his commentary and Kenny is quite intelligent and is likely more informed than Rogan. They’re a great combo.

Smooth?

He has had his fair share of fuck ups, weird sentence phrasing and awkward pauses already.

He's nervous, this is new to him

Goldie’s been at this for years and he’s nowhere near as fluid and natural

Goldie also does it all the time

Even the quality of Mir’s commentary suffered from doing WEC on a consistent basis.

So they even out

and Anik’s still better

I don't know

Anik seems very awkward.

21 pointz for the shittiest captain in the game suckas
I thought Keith was firmly holding that shitty title.

Tied with you, captain!

oh no what is stephan bonnar doing here
why the fuck

is glazer back on…

and why did he say Pat Denis?
These young guys are hungry! And they Bring it!

And uh!

I think I'm already at more points than I earned for 142
BROCKLE SNAR!!!!!
I made an observation...

More and more people are using Vale Tudo style shorts…

aka SPANDEX

First comes spandex, then comes the banana hammock rebellion

Hallman’s sexy and he knows it!

lol glazer looking to the right due to the delay..

Don’t care about the interview. Black Dahlia Murder time.

Well it’s happened, Helwani is the UFC interview guy. I’m guessing by the end of the year, Helwani will be doing backstage interviews during PPVs.

let's hope he no longer wins any wards for "journalist of the year"

as he no longer is a journalist.

This is no different than his job for Versus. If he was interviewing people backstage after the WEC fights, nobody would be complaining.

to be honest i've never seen him as journalist

and i don’t know why he’s labeled as one.

what is he? mma interviewer?

He does write some stuff at MMAFighting.. nothing groundbreaking, and I wouldn’t call him a great writer as such. He’s good at interviewing people, I’ll give him that, but he’s not nearly as awesome as his fans seems to think

Why not?

Whether it is a credit to him or not, he always seems to capture crazy ass moments on camera.

Well I just.. don’t get me wrong, I watch most of his interviews, and listen to the MMA Hour every week (well, I fastforward between the interesting parts). It’s just that he sometimes annoys me, like he always wants to insert himself into the narrative, he always gets pissy when someone dislikes him. Also he has some stupid opinions, like he doesn’t want to allow knees on the ground. He said that Matt Mitrione will be HW champ one year from now.. stuff like that. And his fucking fans always call into the show and ask him for his picks for upcoming fights, which is annoying as hell.

Good points

Yeah, not wanted knees to the head of a grounded opponent is pretty stupid.

As far as his interviews go though, he captures some great stuff. The Mayhem Miller interview (don’t be scared homie), the Nick Diaz interview (where he threatens to slap him), and the numerous Rampage interviews are all great stuff.

Yeah, agreed. Don’t forget the Arlovski one, haha. I guess I’m just sort of a grumpy whiny fellow. I do like his interviews but his personality and opinions do sometimes really annoy me. That’s why I’ve learned to just skip between the interviews on the MMA Hour so I don’t have to hear his chatter with fans and general talk with his colleagues and stuff. To each their own though.

I understand what you mean

But I didn’t know that he wasn’t in favor of knees to a grounded opponent. I have to thank you, because that is just ridiculous.

He mentioned it on the MMA Hour, I guess a few months back. I think it was a fan calling in asking him about it, and he said he didn’t want to see it. Don’t remember exactly why.

Maybe he didn’t want to see more finishes in MMA? Or maybe he thought that giving fighters more wrestling based fighters more tools for victory was a bad idea? Or maybe he didn’t want to see tired wrestlers punished for sloppy shots during the later rounds?

Either way, I don’t see why. It’s not like it is a skill-less technique like an eye poke or a dick kick. We allow it on the feet, why not on the ground? Makes no sense.

I think it has something to do with image.

It sends a bad signal to people that don’t know anything, which is pretty much all of them.

But they'll air Wanderlei Silva blasting some japanese dude in the head on Fuel TV with them?

From a sporting perspective, it makes no sense. From an entertainment perspective, it makes no sense.

I'm all for knees on the ground.

Wanderlei blasting japanese dudes doesn’t have the UFC logo plastered over it though.

True

But those best of Pride shows are designed to get channel surfers to watch the sport and eventually tune into the UFC.

I think he thinks that it’s too “brutal” and “dangerous”. Which I agree I don’t think makes any sense. As I said though I don’t remember exactly what he said about it. It’s just a really weird opinion to have for a hardcore MMA fan, in my opinion. Don’t get it. I’ve seen folks even around here say the same thing though.. Chris Groves comes to mind.

But these same people don't mind Bones carving threw peoples heads with his elbows

It confounds me.

Yeah. I’m guessing they haven’t watched too much PRIDE or J-MMA in general. If you did, how could you come away with anything else than love for soccerkicks and ground knees?

I've been working on a fanpost about it

But it’s not finished yet.

Lets just say there were a lot of things wrong with PRIDE, but the rules were soooo right.

Okay, cool. Yeah, I loved that ruleset. Also just the general production values and epic feel to it all. Plus just Japan in general!

I've switched from the MMA Hour to the JBS.

When i was a casual i really digged Helwani, but i’ve grown to dislike him more and more. I’ll still catch some of the MMA hour parts, especially when high profile fighters are on, or Fowlkes. Or that media roundtable, i’m down with that.

the JBS is pretty awesome

As far as in depth discussion goes.

What is JBS ?

Junior Boss Santos

The Jordan Breen Show.

Airs tuesdays and thursdays at 9pm scandi-time. On Sherdog.

Ah, right.. yeah, maybe I’ll check it out. The guy looks like a uber douche though.

Forget how he looks

He goes deep with his knowledge.

You can also catch it on podcast

LOL

True. He really knows his stuff though, my favourite MMA show by far.

Okay, I’ll give it a try!

Being a journalist, I can’t blame him. Do what pays.

Biochemistry and punching ppl in the face. A FUCKING SCIENTIST.

Man I hope that Ariel doesn't have to just do 60 second interviews

The best part of his pre and post fight interviews is that he gets them for extended periods of time…

I hope he shaves that damn beard

he looks like he just got done working on his car

Ariel Helwani = Our Bovine Public?
hahaha

he wishes. I got mad car skills

stop diabolically hating on the beard
Glazer is the weakest link right now
its his comfort zone
And yet

he’s still better than Goldie

Wow. Maybe I should take my sig down.

I only wish I could be that fucking bad ass.

step yo game up
You're right. Fuck it.

I’m going to get back into MMA and get into the UFC all while going to med school! FUCK YEAH!

that is the Nick Denis in you talking!!!

Liam Neeson is a boss.

who wouldnt want to see liam neeson vs nature
Looks like Miguel Torres Mike McDonald for the Atlanta show

according to chippata twitter

fitting punishment for lame rape jokes

A bigger joke is McDonald’s brother.

Ronald?

[sad trombone sound]

McDonald is no joke

But I dont know if hes ready

That will be badass
As long as Miguel keeps the rapin' jokes to himself.

he’s really really bad man

Who is ready for UFC Primetime after this?!

Did you see the Dana White Vlog for this card?

Clip of him telling Nate Diaz that the first “act” (6 minutes) of PrimeTime is fucking awesome….

Can’t wait for this!!

aka the carlos conduit show since diaz will be a no show

I'll set the over/under on Diaz bleeps to 50.
I think this will actually show a different side of Nick.

Not sure why but I suspect they are going to go against the whole

“Stockton Thug” persona that he has

he has other stuff than that?

oh yeah… they must be focusing on the disrespectful, marble mouthed pothead persona

Yeah....

“Vegan Triathalete”

probably the best foot they can put forward

I didn’t even know this was tonight. Amazing.

Anyone pick Hayden?
camoes sub in 2nd
I've got first round sub for camoes.

round 2 sub here

Camoes by sub in the 2nd here also.

The hot bout change fucked me up

After two fights (though including the hot bout)

The 6 INEPTs I’m keeping track of have scored 150 points. This is definitely going to be a high-scoring event.

NERD!
SWEDE!
Always a good counter!

Brothercountry my ass…

Indeed

Did you end up getting tickets for UFC Sweden, btw? I decided against it – couldn’t find anyone to make the trip with.

Same here. And wasn't fast enough anyways.

Bit of a bummer, sick card for Europe.

Yeah

I bet it’s the best European card for at least two years unless there’s another European market they want to make a splash in.

Probably. Would have loved to be there.

By the way, what do you do for the main cards? Stay up and find a way to watch online? Or download day after?

I think I’ve stayed up 3 or 4 times in total, I watch the day after on DVR’d Canal+ / download.

Ahh much like me.

Don’t have Canal + though :(

Canal+ airs the UFC?

You’re in Denmark right? Didn’t know they were still in MMA. They used to air pride here but stopped a few years ago.

Same in Sweden, and Norway and possibly somewhere more I think.

It was a shame, really. They used to air UFC on basic cable (TV4 Sport) here in Sweden, but then fucking expensive premium Canal+ bought the right instead. Horrible.

I'd estimate that less than 10% of Danes have Canal+.

UFC should have picked another network. Sell it to Viasat for crying out loud.

Yeah, if you want to ensure the growth of the sport and promotion, going on an expensive premium channel that very few have is not a good choice. That was a sad day for MMA fandom in our country, IMHO. Then again they do re-play the events a week after on that TV4 Sport I mentioned, also air TUF there with a weeks delay, and sometimes Unleashed in the middle of the night. So there is some content there for casuals, but hardcores like you and me won’t wait a week to see it.

You've got it better than us mate...

And it sounds like you’ve got it shit tbh!

Haha. Yeah

I mean I guess I could pay for Canal+, but then I’d have to get a digital TV box, and the channel.. I’d be looking at like 300 SEK a month, just for UFC live on tv. Not worth it when I can watch it live or download on the old computer.

Yeah, i feel exactly the same.

I still live with my parents too, so i’d have to teach them new technology which is always a nightmare.

TV4 sport = Canal9 in Denmark

They do WEC Wreckcage, Unleashed, TUF, replays of PPV’s, etc.

Ahh i didn't know that actually.
I don't have that channel either though.

Fml lol.

We got it with a week delay on RTL9.

and a free live stream on dailymotion.

I really fucking hope they do Paris.

They’ve made all PPV Free here recently through daylimotion and included it in a poll about where they sould go next. By the way I’m going to a Wanderlei seminar next week. All that gives me hope. Not sure how they do since MMA is illegal here but that looks good to me.

Holy shit. I’m tracking my entire team’s score as well, but 6 guys pulling that number is pretty sick.

And before someone says I’m micromanaging, it saves me a shit load of time, and is easy as hell with a spreadsheet.

You were the one that gave me the idea

It’s kind of meaningless when I’ve only got 6 out of 11 scores tallied but whatever.

It took me 15 minutes to set up the spreadsheet and fill in the data which is time well spent considering how awesome it is to see the scores as the event goes on.

This commentor is terrible
Dude with Boner i mean
Bonnar isn't doing too hot either.

If they’re going to continue to have this team of Glazer/someone, I’d like it to be Mir.

I'd dig that.

Went for R1 sub

2 for 2 boys

but I’ve tarnished my ranking with the last two events so I’m due

This ad is better with metal.

What song is that?

Currently I’m listening to Black Dahlia Murder’s “Ritual” Album. The first track was playing.

Gurgel student

So he will stand and bang?

"Those who can't do, teach"

I’m in the motherfucking house with a cool 17, had Pineda by UD (plus 4000 PG dollaz) and Denis KO2.

Anik is hazardous

Slick as a motherfuck

This is approaching Gruden levels of analogies.
THIS GUY Jon Anik

I call him The Bill Murray Kingpin Quote because he is on a gravy train with biscuit wheels tonight!

Hayden was choked out by Dollar and Camoes is coming off of a win over Escudero. I just don’t see how Camoes loses.

Neither does 10/11 of my team!

you jinxed it...
Please.

Camoes lasted over 25 minutes with the Spider. You can’t jinx Hayden into a win here.

The bookmakers agree.

Let’s keep the finishes going.

As I just got here: How has Anik been? I’ve like KenFlo every time he’s been on.

Great, besides being nervous in front of the camera.

Nervous, but very good.

That's what I expected.

Fuck yeah. How would an Anik/Rogan team do in your estimation.

Not as well as an Anik and Kenny team.

I agree, but would have to hear it first. Anik’s style will go great with any fighter commentator or Rogan though.

Kenny is just much better than Rogan

Knows so much more about MMA. I would much rather have him or Bonnar than Rogan.

I'd prefer 3 dudes in the booth.

Anik, Rogan, then Florian or Mir. Florian makes sense since his fighting career is undetermined at the moment.

Randy would work too as a 3rd man.
Would be good.

He’s been particularly good during the in-cage interviews after the fights.

I prefer Rogan to Florian.

i think they'd clash

not sure why

Awesome

If Anik did his job, Rogan wouldn’t have to compensate and do two jobs like he is now.

Only have 15 :(

Picked the right winners, not the right outcomes though.

Dude, I have 0.

I got 7. Feel like sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

WHY THE FLYING FUCK WOULD YOU PICK A GUY WHO’S NEVER BEATEN A .500 FIGHTER.

Bro.

Undefeated is undefeated.

Undefeated is Jason Reinhardts bitch.

Jason Reinhardt...

j...ust got unlucky. His record is amazing!

One more sarcasm font and that should be a banhammering.
Nope

Because I am one of the few who properly uses it.

KEEP THE STREAK ALIVE
Camoes is gonna eat this dude
I can tell already I won't like these fight nights on Fuel, FX, and FOX.

High production value, but way too much down time. It’s worse than the NFL as far as action per unit time goes, and that’s pretty sad.

Give it time...

….the first two fights were only 2 minutes of total fighting!

But I agree, the commercials and Glazer/Bonnar combo are grating.

I shoulda picked Camoes by sub. I picked him by decision

Me too.

SURVIVE HAYDEN!!

Same.

Imma feel like an ass soon I think.

I didnt pick @ Tapology at all. I done goofed.

same here man, got lazy :(
Ive got Jorge's boy via UD
a black belt versus a blue belt with wrestling , this is gonna be fun

Tommy Hayden

Fight ends in round 2

Submission / Tapout

I forgot why I didn't pick you, thanks for the reminder.
BJJ blue belt?

Has the UFC seen a guy that low a BJJ belt? I mean, I know some guys dont train in the Gi but the UFC put that as a plus for him. lol

I think Barboza is a blue

Pat Barry is a nothing belt

There are a good amount of blue belts in the UFC.

yeah?

I figured. But you dont really wanna advertise it as a plus for the fighter walking in. thaths all im jokin bout

I see what you mean.

Ultimately it doesn’t mean much, some of the great MMA grapplers are purple and brown belts and can tap out black belts.

Uh, Kurt fucking Pelligrino isn’t Anderson either, and he choked Camoes out.

you just compared Batman to Hayden?

Slap Yoself

rampagestare.gif

Nope.

Hayden looks like he has a third nipple.

WAR CAMOES!!
NEVA!
Who's got the vayjayjay now, homie?

anyone else watching on ufc.tv? Anyone elses sucking? Its possible my comouter is being shit though

mine has been running shitty thus far

switched to other means. Weird cus its usually solid

21 points so far

And I goofed. I have a Denis/Morecraft/Neer parlay.

I don’t have FUEL, so I’m currently watching The Replacements.

Great show.
I think you're joking

But it’s the movie…you know, Shane Falco.

I'm stealing your sarcastic thunder.

The jail scene with I Will Survive is one of the best scenes in movie history.

FOX DEPORTES
Nope.
get a better cable package

and/or be less poor.

Tuned in to ION i see
Whoa, I hear someone commentating who isn't Mike Goldberg

I think I’m actually getting a boner.

Whoa, I hear someone commentating who isn’t Mike Goldberg

Fixed

Damn, no misses yet but this is where my UD-and-pray tactics backfire

I just feel like debuting fighters are such an unknown quantity as far as getting it done with a stoppage when they step up from BarnFights XVII to the big show…

Fucking hell

I got the Fuel TV app on my phone and this shit won’t work.

Only works on Android from what I hear, I got it on my iPhone.
Got an Android

Says “connection error”, but like a snowboarder. It’s like “Harsh brah! No connection!”. I’ve tried 3G and WiFi, nothing. Fuck.

Shit man.

Good luck.

BTW

I dont get FUEL so im watchin on Fox Deportes.

Strange hearing spanish commentary

That was so sick.

SICK GROUND BATTLE!!!!!

Wow, Camoes finally got what he wanted.
Rosenthalmlet hayden go in and out about three times...

I’m loving Camoes right now.

Is there a place on playground that keeps updated scores for your picks?

Or do you have to keep track of it and add it up yourself?

And that looked painful.

Damn Camoes pulled him into his hooks.
Grown man strength

HES FUCKING TAPPING IDIOT
Sub this man! This round please!

GIMME ALL 11 POINTZ

I'll give it you

And take mine as well

looked like he tapped early

He tapped like three times.

Does that mean I get 15 points?

matched my total from last event….28

3rd tap's the charm
He tapped 3 times
Right? In and out od consciousness more than once too.
in the replay

looks like the first series of taps is out of pain. then he goes out for a sec and taps again when he comes to.

Bad call by Rosenthal

Holy shit, looked like he tapped about 10 times

Did the ref not pay attention?

Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...

Hayden could have beaten this dude.

3/3 on fighters, but failing on finish methods.

another 7 for me.

Ahh.

44 points feels good.

Fuck! He tapped on 3 seperate occasions
No mad I'm missing this

Haven’t missed a single prelim fight in like two years. Fucking Comcast..

Fuckin A. I keep getting the fighter right but can’t hit anything else. 20 points.

Hehe Josh Rosenthal

He really hates stopping fights early.

So I'm testing on Playground to see how good I would do if I was in the CW

Picked every fight correct so far, but picked every single finish method incorrectly.

2-3

5 points… 12 so far

FFFFFFFFFF

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT!!!!!

32 total after 3 fights.

44 here, homie.

impressive. Cus there’s only been three fights

11 points for Denis’ first round tko.
22 points for Pineda’s hot bout first round sub.
11 points for Camoes’ first round sub.

sorry I thought you said 4/4. Forgive me

It's all good.
One of them was the hot bout

22+11+11

Was pretty obvious he was tapping when he stopped defending the rnc with both hands and just kinds flailed around

What was Rosenthal doing?

Dude is normally a really good ref and on top of his shit. No idea what he was looking at.

He stopped it before the guy was unconscious, though.

Better than some.

Well, yeah

That’s obviously good. But he was just not on his game tonight.

I agree with Magaca below.

In a spot where you don’t know for sure, it’s better to do what he did then stop it and have it be controversial. Of course, that’s only if the guy is conscious. When refs can’t tell the difference between a tap and a convulsion, that worries me.

The problem is

He was not even looking at Hayden’s left arm. Not even looking at it. He tapped twice with that arm and Rosenthal ignored both of them.

He had to check for conciousness though.

Tough spot for a ref.

Didn't notice...

I just raved about Rosenthal in a Kim Winslow discussion so I don’t wanna flip-flop. I have no idea what you’re talking about!

Hayden was doing Sonnen-type taps. Confused the hell outta me.
It was weird.

I couldn’t tell if he tapping or just flailing his arms.

What you at Titan?

26

all 3 fights right but I picked 2 of them by decision

Good man, keep er consistent and we're good.
Yeah, I changed my Camoes pick.

I’m a moron.

22? Decent, I guess.
And why the hell did I reply to that?

5 points for that..bah

So, the show started at the top of the hour...

We’ve had 3 first round finishes in an hour. That’s less than 15 minutes of action per every 60. Christ.

God I hate quick finishes

This is so awful I just can’t handle it

Not my point.
Quick finishes on the prelims

means there will be some down time to cover to get to the ppv. Gotta space things out over the alotted time.

So what was your point?

this isnt ppv.

to get to the ppv
to get to FX my bad

the main card is ppv either is it?

my mistake, meant FX
Well Of Course

That sort of thing is par for the course for any station run by FOX.

Plus, it’s better than the amount of action we got in that one hour special in November…

As the broadcast is 3 hours I won’t complain too much about how things are spaced out. After all, the other fights might also go quick and there being no fights at the arena for like an hour plus certainly wouldn’t please the few thousand in attendance.

So Jon Anik hasn't even called a full round of fighting in the UFC

And 3 fights are finished

JON ANIK FINISHES FIGHTS!

JON ANIK WANTS BJ’S BELT!

Didn’t Kenny say something about killing BJ

Time to kill the master!

That’s right. “I consider BJ Penn a master, and it’s time to kill that master!” Hilarious.

I’ll make up my ground with morecraft

gah im picking right but not right enough
I'd be surprised if there are people that got any of these fights wrong so far

Pretty easy pickens, especially if you listened to me about Schilling when he got signed.

Ditto on Schilling.

im at like 24 points now..meh

INEPT MUTHERFUCKERS!!
alrite not bad. picked denis (by SD oops) and Pineda (by UD, more oops) and Camoes by sub, wrong roung tho

not too bad

Wel, damn, 3 fights and only 14 points

My score is gonna suck tonight.

INEPT scores so far

Sweet Scientist: 32
LukeNelson: 28
wonderfulspam: 36
Fullcircle: 34
kingofthedogs: 38
afrotikiman: 28
Unabomberman: 0?!

lol Una.

YOU SHUT UP!!

I’M SORRY IT’S FUNNY.

MJHNBGJF;MNJBGFHJ!!!!!!!!!!
Nice to see Unabomberman keeping that streak alive!
Wait...I think I hafta sit down for a bit...room is kinda spinning...

Not even gonna front here, that’s a legit set of scores. You know you can look up the rest of your team’s picks right?

I DID NOT KNOW THIS

Awesome, thanks! I’ll have the full scores up in a sec

Have fun with that, I’d do the same if I was in the lead. lol

So, what is that shit about Rosenthal not making monumental mistakes?

Dude only has to tap 3 times as he is fading in an out of consciousness…

He wasn't even looking at Hayden's left arm when it was tapping.

Just a bad job all around by him.

Well the fighter didn't go to sleep....

…so if he was tapping, he wasn’t in dire need.

I wouldn’t call it a bad job unless a fighter sustained harm he didn’t need to sustain….It looked like he was tapping, but he may not have been, Josh was looking right into his eyes….

It would have been a bad job if Camoes had let go, though, because of the tap.
I think it's worse than some of the slow stoppages we've seen lately

Because there is zero judgment call to be made with a submission. The guy is literally saying, “I give up, please make him stop choking me.”

Rosenthal is "good" because he's too relaxed in there and doesn't step in.

I keep telling, people he’s not some amazing ref. He’s good, but most of his notable moments are because he refuses to stop a fight before one guy is dead.

Unfortunately he is probably the best ref right now, even if he does make mistakes like that.

that is good though

because he gives the fighter time to come back and he’s rarely called out on early stoppages.

I don’t think there was anything wrong with that. When it’s just a choke it’s okay to keep it going until you see a definite tap, IMHO.

thing was he was slipping in unconsciousness and couldnt really give a hard tap.

whos with Anik?
Zoolander

I watched that movie for first time in a while today. Still funny.

KenFlo
ehhh not my cup of tea but hes alrite

would have preffered Mir

Bite your muthafuckin tongue.
A coke dealer to give that sparkling smile
I'm ruining special nights

Every option perfect so far.

atta boy

i got 32 so far

32 here too, coach!

who here actually drinks bud lite?

I drank the lime one once
Heard it was total shit
It is

tastes like juice

Eh

It’s a good summer drink to throw back a fucking ton of them and get wasted

Other than that, it’s swill.

Summer is my favorite beer season.

And there’s a million better than that one.

dont let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out
Or both vaginas if you're Hazel Jones.
i don't drink it

but i think something basically just like it comes out when i urinate

I do if it's on special at a bar.

Like $1.50 or $2.00. I’m a cheapskate.

I drink bud light

because its cheap and I am cheap. Its usually my ‘filler’ beer so the good stuff isnt drank too fast.

Im not particularly proud of it.

Not Me

I prefer other beers. I’m not an ale or stout drinker or anything, but Leinenkugel makes some nice brews and I’m fine drinking lagers and pilsners that are less mainstream.

And of course there’s PBR! I don’t mind drinking that, and I’m not a hipster so I don’t drink it for those reasons.

PBR isn't bad for a cheap beer.

A bar that I go to sometimes has 16oz. PBR for 2 bucks so I’ll usually roll with that. The best cheap beer though is Miller High Life.

Every underage American, it seems.
yur back, yur..back.

oh bonnar

lol @ Bonnar struggling with the whole “he finishes on your back” thing. That was unfortunately worded.

Bonnar has been awful.

Get Couture or Mir in there please.

ufc will never put couture in there after the contract crap.

to fight sure. but in no other capacity.

Not sure it's that bad.

Seemed to have a good relationship with Dana afterwards. They did the special walkout at 129 and everything.

i'm not saying it's bad.. just that the ufc are unlikely to feed him additional revenue streams...
If they think he is the best man for the job, i think he would do it.
They would*

1.16 AM, a little tired.

bonnar is simply..unfortunate
Probably a stupid question, but I'm new to playground.

If the winner is worth 5 points, the end time is 2 points and the ending details are 2 points, how is it that you can get 11 points per bout?

extra 2 for getting everything right
2 pt bonus for perfect pick
2 pt bonus for getting all 3
Extra 2 for not picking the asian fighter.
So they're showing the finishes over and over again due to the quick finishes

If the main card goes quick too we could see each of these finishes 4-5 times in one broadcast.

I'm Find With That

At least for now as I had to eat dinner so I only got in to see the final 30 seconds of the last fight. If they keep on showing them over and over, though…

i would rather listen to arianny talk about her new album than these two
she has an album?

I thought it was just that one song that she ripped off from someone else.

I dare you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUaXhgenIj8&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsearch_query%3Darianny%2Bceleste%2Bfight%2Bto%2Blove%2Bme%26oq%3Darianny%2Bceleste%2Bfight%2Bto%2Blove%2Bme%26aq%3Df%26aqi%3D%26aql%3D%26gs_sm%3De%26gs_upl%3D146l2001l0l2185l12l8l0l0l0l0l0l0ll0l0&has_verified=1

Well

At least the pictures in the video are nice… but the song itself… it’s somewhere between Tila Tequila’s one song and any song from Paris Hilton!

And believe it or not, one time I actually heard that Tila Tequila song on the radio!

if i was in the ufc this would be my walkout music
aaaooo o ao abdomine

Those backstage interviews are great if anyone wants to cut a prowrestling promo

Think of what Chael is cooking up for next week
What stations is this shit airing on internationally?
ufc.tv
Shit

I figured it might be airing on an actual station somewhere out there. I’m obviously restricted from ufc.tv streams in the US..

honestly

You might be better off not having to watch on ufc.tv mines was turrible so was forced to go illegal

I've been trying

All traditional avenues have failed thus far, but this is my first try at streaming Fuel.

you get one sorted?
Yes indeed

Finally.

When on ufc.tv

I find that I fall behind by 2-3minutes

"I'm only speaking from personal experience but for me it comes down to me"

The always graceful American Pyscho

Hey Tim Bernier, i don’t know if you found the fights, but I shot you an e-mail

Team Ruining Your Special Night, we gonna be able to post our results thus far?

Jay Glazer gained some weight

BROS VS SHOWS?!?!?!?

Stephan Bonnar talking about how he repeatedly got blasted in the face by Forrest.

“It’s just you and another man…locked in a cage…”

Stephan is having a bad night with these, and I think he knows it, and it’s really fucking him up.

What? Charlie Brenneman is relentless with his stand-up?
Relentless with his standup is Spaniard

Brenneman by UD here.

fuck yeah
I got a little crazy apparently, took him by TKO3.
feels like one of those nights
Will someone on my team help a brother out?

Also I’m three-for-three on picks at this point, with one 11 (sadly only 10 in the hot bout).

with (ahem) finding the fights.
You have a twitter handle? Or email?
You got twitter?

@IRodC

@punkrampant
and thanks
Done.

Give it a try, hopefully I got the handle right.

Sent
you guys are groovy
Always groovin.

Now give me half your score for the Civil War as payment.

If you don’t think about the english meaning of those words, it looks like the name of some Thai fighter.

I see no Twitter or E-mail account.
FUCKING HELP US HELP YOU MONTE

I hope Roberts get his shit kicked. He put Josh Coleman in a tweet in reference to Josh Clopton, I called him out on it, he followed me and DM’d me with a shit load of profanity then edited his tweet and called me out in a tweet. Fuckin jackass.

Daniel Roberts knows the BE rules! Don’t piss off the staff with corrections!

Fuck Daniel Roberts, I hope he gets assfucked.

That's kind of funny actually.

Super immature of him but I appreciate his over-the-top dickishness

Yeah, I felt like I was talking to a fifteen year old.

This is so full of fail right now

Glazer and Bonnar talking nonsense with Papa Roach in the background

Papa Roach sucks so bad.

LOSIN MY SIGHT

LOSIN MY MIND

Only decent beat they ever cooked.
I grew up on indie rock (thanks to an older cousin) yet I still liked that song as a kid.
It was simply a good beat.

If EMI can do it, so can they.

they are from central california

they cant help it

The fact that their terrible music survives to this day is just disappointing. Of all the “We’re at a fight!” music to play, they have to play that? For real? They could at least play up to date crap.

Wait

Emo music about hating life and wanting to commit suicide isn't "tough"?

I’d settle just for some ACTUAL metal, not this nu-metal garbage.

Iron Maiden?
fuck you
...the hell did I do?

Did they sue you for royalties?

you did nothing

I just hate Iron Maiden

You metal fans are so strange.
i am far more loyal to Ronnie James Dio
Damn, dude's dead and I never even knew who he was.

Some badass hair, he has though, Joe.

*had

Now I feel like a dick.

I’d like some Sepultura, personally.

they were my first concert with Pantera. awesome times

Weren’t concerts way more awesome before that whole Pantera thing?

yes indeed that was a sad ass day. I wasnt a huge fan of metal when i saw them (some of my friends were), but\ it was Pantera, sepultura, and biohazard in concert and it rocked. Far beyond driven days

Iron Maiden

Is pop music with a slight edge.

I hate metal.

I prefer music that’s actually melodic.

There's melodic metal

Runs a wide gamut.

Dragonforce?
To hell with these guys

They are just wanking with the guitars

Hahaha... I'm doing my best to insult everyone.
Maybe

Don’t listen to them. Lots of Swedish stuff has great melodies. I mean, I love the heaviest of the heavy shit, but there’s a lot of groovy shit, too.

Opeth? they’re Swedish I think.

Fuck yes

My favorite Swede band, in fact.

Used to love them when I listened to metal.. saw them live once, was a great show. TIGHT as fuck!

They were my first concert. I’m actually wearing an Opeth shirt right now.

Yeah, they're phenomenal musicians

I was let down by their last album, but they’ve got an amazing catalogue. Blackwater Park is right up there as my favorite album of all time.

Honestly

I think Heritage is there best record since Blackwater Park, but then I hate Watershed irrationally. They’ll never top Still Life in my eyes.

That's a new take

I think it’s their weakest effort. Which is not to say it’s a bad record, it’s just not one of their strongest in my mind. Blackwater Park is pure audio brilliance. Perfect album.

I’d agree, BP is perfection. So neat combination of pure and utter brutality, and more melodic parts. My favorite too

Dirge for November is so fucking beautiful

Couldn’t get enough of that song back in the day..

…oh no he didn’t.

A lot of metal actually has a lot in common with classical music from that perspective

That is how you separate the bad metal from the good. That said I like every genre of music, so maybe I’m wrong.

I totally agree, how about Disturbed?

bring on the nickelback

Don't understand why everyone hates Nickelback...
not everyone does

they have sold an asston of albums to soccer moms and people from the midwest. lots of people like them. i just find it bizarre that anyone does

All their songs sound the same.

They were the first band I saw in concert. (I didn't pay)

Flyleaf, one of their opening bands, was probably better.
I don’t know how to rate all this garbage.

Christ, Flyleaf?! Ugh. My ex wife liked them. They’re terrible.

Stone Sour also played. Didn't know it was the lead singer of Slipknot until months after.

I’m obviously not a great judge of this genre of music. I listen to Sigur Ros and Arcade Fire and shit.

Me and my friend made a remix of it taking the piss out of our other friend and his mother. So I love it

How? You put your mouth on her thing and sucked like hell?

Took my quite a while. But well done

I have a disturbing tendency to see filth in normal sentences. Especially when drinking.

me too

I get inexplicitly horny as well

Yes. We’re the same, you and me.

that we are my friend

That we are

My favourite fights involving these 2 guys are when they got ko’d.

helwani is better over a longer period of time. he's less good at playing the 45 second smiling idiot interviewer. they should spent more time with him and less with eyesglazingover and bobblehead
Jesus fuck, Bonnar always looks like he's exponentially more stoned than even Rogan.

I agree. I’d have him doing pre-fight interviews with main carders. Helwani gets the goods out of these guys, goods that would make me watch a helluva lot more than Glazer and Bonnar bumbling about.

even if the post fight interview went to long i trust that helwani could pull something funny\interesting out of it, he has that abilitiy
Good thing about FOX Deportes

they have a ‘post fight show’ after every fight instead of showing 20 minutes of commercials.

the commentators have been discussing upcoming stuff, and the fights they just called. Much better than sitting through 20 minutes of commercials til the guys get in the cage

dear jay glazer,

i dont give a damn what school subject these guys used to teach.

don't you get it the former spanish teacher is going to school the dude who speaks..something similar to spanish i guess?
You Know

I’d rather listen to Last Resort than the song they’re using now to advertise their station!

Nice to see UFC personalities dressed in something other than all black
Ninja by Ninja Choke, round 2
He's got bad gas.

If he’s gonna sub a guy as aggressive as Brenneman, i think it comes in the first.

Brenneman is about to wrestle the shit out of Roberts
I got a Pineta, Morecraft, Ninja parlay, $350 down for almost 9k
real, actual money, or PG money?
PG
ok...i was worried for your wallet
Thats 6 months worth of pocket money
Pulling for Brenneman

Seems really likeable in interviews and vlogs.

bad ass walkout music

Dr. Pepper is delicious

Stop it with the changes

There are not many things better than a cold can of Dr Pepper
By The Way

I can’t believe that this will be Ninja’s seventh fight in the UFC. It doesn’t seem possible. Then again, it’s easy to forget most of his fight given his opponents have included Greg Soto, Rich Attonito, and Mike Guymon. I’d be surprised if he beat Charlie.

Kinda worried I’ve overrated Brenamans wrestling

You haven’t.

Good

I’m hoping you personally responsible Kaleb

Daniel Roberts hasn't even beaten anyone in the top 25

Brenneman will wrestlehump him

There's something about NFL on FOX graphics making everything about this UFC broadcast look professional
Spaniard by UD!

Come on! 11 more!

Nothing against Brenneman, but this is a great piss break bout.

Its just a perfect time for me to drive home from work. the fight will still be going when I get there Im sure.

Come on Tramp Stamp Brenneman!

Charlie Brenneman

Judge’s decision

Unanimous/majority decision

Same here. Easy money.

Brennecision

It’s like a Fitchcision, but with Bob Ross hair.

I like how Anik almost dismisses the ringgirl and is more interested in providing MMA knowledge.
It's awesome.

She’s there for viewing, not for a biography.

anik doesnt care

he has probably already hit and quit that shit

Isn’t it refreshing?

I’ve heard “And the beautiful (insert name)!”

If Brenneman shits the bed here i am gonna shit the couch

This.

Surest bet on the card. Even though, for shits I put 100 on Roberts, Warcraft, and Papazian that pays 35000.

I'll shit in the sink

That should cover it.

as long as no one shits in the toilet we will be good
That's fuckin gross
seriously.

so stupid

15 seconds - Takedown

RELENTLESS STRIKING right, Bonnar?

Brenneman with a takedown … who could have imagined it?

Don't fucking fuck this up for me Charlie!
5 to the back of the head
the back of robert's head stretches all the way around to his ears
NO CHARLIE DON'T GET A FINISH NOW!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
don't worry

puños almohada

What the fuck is up with this arena and fights getting finished? It’s about to fuck up my Brenneman by UD pick!

what was the last event ion this arena?

The exact opposite actually

The never-ending Strikeforce disaster.

Shit.

I was thinking strictly UFC.

UFC 107

Penn/Sanchez

That murder...
Confession time:

I picked Sanchez.

me too

And Cheick Kongo

Even I didn’t do that.

I had a mancrush on Kongo. That phsyique(sp?) is just unreal

That's fair. To quote Seanbaby:
If Kongo was behind Lincoln when he signed the Emancipation Proclimation, the south would’ve had no problems with it.
lmao

Seanbaby is a boss

Haha.

I don’t know if I missed that article, or just forgot that line, but that’s amazing.

I'm like 90% sure it was him.

Anyway, it wasn’t me.

the first event I ever watched live. Good times

That Was Actually Memphis

not Nashville, where this show is at.

Don’t ask me how I knew off the top of my head where UFC 107 took place at!

Oh, shit, you're right.

I remember that, that was supposed to be Rampage/Rashad in Rampage’s hometown, right.

that was at the fedex forum not bridgestone

i was there. i bought a diego shirt and everything :(

I Thought It Was That Infamous Strikeforce Card

on CBS with all the decisions, so that comment confuses me.

What possesses a guy to get a tramp stamp

I can sort of see why girls do it.

because they want a semen target?
Take a little longer Charlie! TWO FUCKING ROUNDS LONGER!
i have nothing invested in your picks and hope this ends very soon.
We'll see, you twerp.
Wow. You might actually get one right here.
Curse about to be BROKEN, byeatches!
Not gonna save your parlay, though, homie.
DON'T YOU CRUSH MY DREAMS!
i've broken out my daniel roberts voodoo doll and i'm working it hard
Yes Brenneman. Please keep boring me to tears.

All the way to 11 pts

those are happy tears!
Taste the happy, Michael.
10 - 10 BVandDietPepsi
Just tuned in...

From the posts I’ve seen on here and twitter I guess Anik is hitting it out the park.

Did not say "mission control" when a dude got rubber guard

SHAME

Rogan is probably commentating at home and wants to interview Anik about his ‘mistakes’

at times his swagger is so epic and i feel like i'm watching a non latin tony montana

Charlie needs to work on his head kick defense

True, but Cesar’s fighters need to learn to stuff a damn takedown.

Jiu Jitsu!!!!

-Vitor's corner after KO'ing Wandy again.

Shoulder strike your way to victory Spaniard

So glad they changed the hot bout to a fight I got wrong :(
I really hope this isn't him trying an arm triangle
I was questioning that as well.
Roberts is horrible
The Spaniard.

Perfect example of how you should control on the ground. Work to improve positions, good strikes, etc etc. None of that Tyrone lay and pray bs.

Jesus fuck THIS.

Brenneman’s boring as fuck, but he’s a boring I can root for.

Jesus. Brenneman has zero ground and pound skills.

Fitch vs. Brenneman please.

Ultimate Cuddling Championship.

Does anyone think a stoppage from a crucifix position is ridiculous? It’s almost always pitter-patter shots, unless you’re Jon Jones.

Stevenson-Fisher

I felt bad for The King

just cus its hard to get out of it. Have to be intelligently defending themselves

What's the alternative?

Let a guy get punched in the face with no defense until the round ends?

Does Charlie still coach wrestling somewhere?

Seems like he still has the fundamentals that many MMA fighters lose every time. Perhaps, because he hasn’t seem to work on striking at all.

Charlie Brenneman via KO @ :04 of the first round
I wonder what shampoo Brenneman uses.

Oh wait nevermind a stand-up.

What is it with white guys who are good wrestlers having white boy afros? I had a ton at my highschool, and it’s a thing in MMA too…am I crazy? I’m crazy. Right?

Charlie should look to L'Oreal for sponsorship
Troy Palamalu is already the Pittsburg rep...charlie doesn't have a chance/.//
Come on ninja....SUBMMMMMEEEEEET HIM!!

Shit ain’t happenin.

Fuck!

Who took it?

Woo, Roberts almost started to worry me there.

that woulda been cool

What the fuck Charles, don’t scare me like that.

I got scared for a second

Charlie 2-0 but 1-1 is acceptable too

My entire team is about to get 11 points each, if yours isn’t, something is wrong with you.

YOU JUST JINXED IT

it’ll be split decision now and we’ll get 7 points

2-0

Roberts tried to make it exciting.

The only time Daniel Roberts was interesting was when John Howard punched his head through the canvas.

his anaconda choke on Guymon was pretty nice
I seriously don't even remember that fight

Was that UFC 119?

Brenneman with an early TD? NO FUCKING WAY
That was a nice transition!

Kimura sweep to armbar to back take to inverted triangle? Slick.

Roberts can’t seem to keep guard though…

Oh look, Charlie has top control
Herb Dean

STFU!

And dare I say he’s going for a crucifix again?

Third time in the crucifix

Roberts is an embarrassment.

Brilliant subs

fucktarded everything else

Also FUCK’S SAKE HERB WHAT IS WITH THE STANDUPS

Roberts trains cardio with Mark Hunt and Ben Rothwell.

despite training under Cesar Gracie, Ninja apparently dislikes weed and triatholons
Roberts is like a jellyfish that's washed up on a beach.

If Brenneman gets crucifix a third time, Roberts just needs to take about a year off and learn defense.

That was the 3rd time.

Hes IN SIDE CONTROL HERB

FUCK YOUR “LET’S WORK”

it is the most docile side control ever
terrible side control
I'm with this.

Come on Herb, you’re supposed to be the best.

Telling fighters to work when one is about to get the crucifix again is horrible.

lets be real

Charlie isnt doing much in the crucifix.

He’s in side control! Isn’t that a dominant position? What’s with the “let’s work” shit?

What do you mean "let's work", Herb?

He’s landing knees to the body.

Seriously. What more does he want?

Roberts proving once again....

….that having slick jiu jitsu submissions is worth nothing if you don’t have the basics down.

Learn how to escape side control, MMA fighters!!!

Position over submission
You'd think a Cesar Gracie guy would have that down??

Fuck your stand up Dean!

Looks like I picked a good fight to take a break for a smoke and refilling the glass. Who would have guessed, a boring Brennemann fight?

His transitions and passes are pretty entertaining to me.

Something tells me you probably wouldn’t like watching BJJ competitions at the higher levels.

Hehe. To be fair, I’ve not really watched more than 30 seconds total of this fight, so maybe I’m missing out. You’re right though, I’m definitely not a ground guy. Generally prefer technical striking if I can be picky

I'm the same.

I prefer technical striking(not GSP jabbing boredom bonanza)but good grappling displays can be really awesome. I think that especially in the first two rounds, where Roberts was still fresh were pretty entertaining, especially in the opening parts of the rounds, where there were scrambles. It did get a little tedious towards the end though.

Right, okay. Yeah, I definitely like good grappling wars too, not a Stand-N-Bang zombie in that way. Not a fan of the stereotypical wrestler holding someone down though, which I assumed was going to be this fight. But again I didn’t actually watch it, so I can’t pass any judgment.

I just don't get how someone can be in the UFC with shitty wrestling.
He has to improve for it to be shitty
British fighters?
they came up through the British circuit?
ridiculous stand ups
Your name here is an actual Dark Angel reference??
Yup
It was a good show. Too bad it got canned in its second season.
this

But Jessica Alba is hot as balls

I used to watch Flipper back in the day only because of teenage Jessica Alba.. totally worth it.

Clarification: when I was equally young

Idle Hands got me. BRA AND PANTIES FTW

Yeah. Still though, there was a lot of bikini in Flipper. Pretty awesome.

She is the basis for my password

I think you’ve just inspired me to finally set an avatar.

Agreed.

You never have enough Jessica Alba.

Is it just me or does KenFlo barely talk?

anik and kenny's voices are a little too similar

I’ve given up on trying to tell the difference

hahaha I also noticed this
I prefer it that way.
But they also sound somewhat alike, too.
That's a good thing

He’s the color commentator. He’s supposed to explain techniques, it’s what happens in all other sports. We are just used to Rogan doing PbP+Color because Goldie is fucking awful.

Yeah, the color guy should NEVER dominate the commentary. Ever.

Just shows you how good Anik is.

I think we’re just used to Rogan who has to talk extra because goldy has no clue what is going on in the fight.

This fight was so predictable, even Jeremy Couturier picked a unanimous decision. (Jeremy likes split decisions.)

Charlie Brenneman doesn't care about your standups.

Shit’s hitting the floor in 4 seconds later anyway.

Why even bother standing them up?

Just end the fight and give him his UD already

That wasn’t really as close as it appeared.

Yep, once he got out of the guard I stopped worrying

Seriously, 4 minutes of domination is not negated by 1 minute of defended submissions.

No doubt in my mind. Brenneman by UD.

Well, way to go Ninja.
3-4 23 points

FUCKING HOT BOUT

Roberts wins this under Pride rules
Not really, no.

Unless it’s the judges for Ricco/Big Nog.

LOL.
glad someone didnt take it as serious

That woulda been funny

That is a crazy amount of hair on Chaz.

wow that was almost disaster

Well, that was fuckin boring

The CW has made these things bearable.
Won't work

No leg control, Charlie could have rolled through. Could have kept it, maybe.. Probably not enough time, either way.

Why the hell did I take a TKO.

7 to make it… 39?

If you didn't just pick up 11 points

slap yoself

Come on judges, fuck Charles over. Win me 9000 fake bucks
If Brenneman gets the UD

Sweet Scientist: 43
Luke Nelson: 39
wonderfulspam: 47
Fullcircle: 45
kingofthedogs: 49
afrotikiman: 39
Unabomberman: 11
FightingFighting: 27
Tim Bernier: 31
PDG27: 25
MaZZacare: 31
Total: 387

Wow....king of the dogs is awesome today

and in general. Isnt he leading the camp?

he didn't even pick himself.

Spam made his picks.

una on the board!!!!

Unaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now the question is whether you stay at 11 or not.

Ned Stark’s Bastards aren’t far behind, 361.

Almost everyone has a higher score than me.

(you know who the “almost” is)

Not last!

Keep it going louder, me!

I'm so disappointed.

But our team is rocking it.

Time to gloat

I picked my own as well as kingofthedogs’ fights (he’s busy doing dirty deeds for the Peruvian gov’t).

49 and 47 thankyouverrrrrymuch!

That sounds like CHEATING to me
It\s WANKING, the INEPT way.
That sounds like CHEATING to me

Surely there has to be some sort of allowance for that sort of thing, when the team member is:

busy doing dirty deeds for the Peruvian gov’t
Hopefully that will sorta offset my suckiness.
nice work

BTW is your profile pic a Partick Thistle badge?

That is correct!
boss

I’m a livi man myself

Bah, fuckin’ plastic team. I guess it must be fun to support a club where you know all 47 fans by name.

lol yeah its a sentimental support more than an actual.. following them or keeping up with their resukts kinda support

Looks like I already have my excuse if my team does worse than you.
3-4 21 points

Sorry capn.

4 of 4 everything correct. 55 points!

Ass.
Score, Horselover?
Better than last time!

Somewhere in the 30’s, not sure exactly

Be happy, homie.

You don’t have to waste time thinking of a new sig and pic for me. You don’t have to strain your little swede brain at the end of the season.

I’m just luring you into a false sense of security. I will make you eat every word you’ve uttered. Believe it, son. I will not play nice when I choose your sig / pic.

Oh, wow.

I’m so fucking scared.

Which team are you, you silly bastard.
Didn't join playground till after the draft.

I’m a rogue soldier, homie.

Oh shit

And I was suffering here…

Either way man, excellent job

Thanks.

How many points you have so far?

23

The last minute change of the hot bout fucked up where I took a chance with Schilling. Couldn’t change it before the event

Shit. I want to be on your team next year.
Next Year!?

I thought the next CW started after UFC on FUEL in Sweden?

Next season is what I meant to say, no worries.
11 points! woohoo!
4 fights in 1 hour and 50 minutes

A fight every 27.5 minutes, so far. Will be more like 1 fight per half hour after the interview and commercials, etc…

Nice honest assessment of himself
Well I'm going to head out

Be back in time for the Easton fight. Later folks.

GO LUKE THOMAS’ BEARD!

Ninja??? Wrestling credentials??? WTF Anik??
Wow that was a refreshing interview

He wasnt kissing his own ass.

the fight was Fitchish, the interview, not so much.
I like the second part

Im just glad when asked ‘wheres does this put you in the WW div’ he didnt say something stupid like I wanna fight the best in the WW division in my next fight.

He knows he needs to improve and isnt afraid to admit it. Which is nice for a change.

i want a jon anik fathead for my room wall

GOD DAMNIT! Fuck snow, seriously.

Truth.

It was -45 C here yesterday.

For reals? That is some hardcore cold right there.

No shit. Where do you live, TC? Antarctica?

Saskatchewan.

It’s fucking hell.

Just in case anyone cares.

I got frostbite on my fucking face walking 500 feet from my class back to residence.

We’ve had a very mild winter so far, hovering around the 0 mark.. -8 C right now though. Middle of Sweden.

Very nice. It’d been very mild up till this week, chilling at a nice -5 for the most part. Now it’s been below -20 for five days and counting.

78 degrees here in TX!
I hate you.

I’m actually thinking of moving to Texas after school, I have some people in Austin and some in Corpus. Where you at?

San Antonio

Austin is a cool place. My brother goes to UT so I head up there every couple months. I’ll probably end up living there someday.

I spent two weeks in San Antonio last February, kick ass city. Totally loved it.

Well, That Sucks

But I do have to say that your avatar is pretty awesome.

I take zero cred. All Lbo's work right there.
Charlie could've finished that fight like 6 times

if he didn’t hit like a baby koala bear.

43 points for me thus far,

zzz

43!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Habib Nurmagomedov

Judge’s decision

Unanimous/majority decision

4/4

41. Already better than last weeks shitkakke.

Really? Last week was that good?
Khabib Nurmagomedov

That’s a name I’ve been waiting to hear Bonnar try to say. I mean, I imagine he’d struggle with Shalrous’s name too. Hopefully he doesn’t let me down and he’ll totally mangle it multiple times.

Anik just nailed it

Like a cheap hooker

This should be a great fight.
I think so

Khabib is talented, if unpolished, and I’ve always really liked Kamal. Too bad he’s so old, he could have really been something if he was able to start out in the sport earlier in life.

Old?

How do you know what age he is?

We don't know exactly

But he’s older for the fight game, yes.

yeah tats what I was referring to. I find the whole thing endlessly amusing

I actually wrote a Fan Post on him.

He’s not 37. He’s about 5-10 years younger than that. He does not know his true age. The birth certificate he has is that of his dead older brother.

I'm familiar with this

But I don’t agree that he is 5-10 years younger. He’s 34-38.

He claims that there was a pretty big difference between his brother and himself

His brother was a fair bit older than him when he was killed.

I guess it's possible

But I find it hard to believe it’s a matter of so many years, you know? Eight years? He says he’s 29 or 30.

Dunno.

IIRC, he says his brother was killed in the uprising when he was a little kid. Either way, I wish the UFC would mention it. It’s a fascinating story.

You'd think they would

Did you catch what they listed for his age before the fight? I don’t know if they even showed..

They listed him at 39.

Think Rogan mentioned it before. Probably the Miller fight

And yes, I realize he says he's younger

So did Fausto Carmona.

Kamal by UD
Same...

Who’s all backing Habib?

Me....and the crickets
Catch vs Sambo up next

Which means it’ll be a Kickboxing fight.

It's Shalorus so

Sloppy kickboxing

And cock shot boxing.
That's hopefully improved under Anthony Hardonk

He looked good on the pads from the video I saw the other day.

Already doing better than last week.

anybody else notice the sound sample they’re using in the diaz\condit promo that sounds like a freight train roaring through a stockton railyard knocking school buses and vagrants asunder

Would Nick and Nate count as vagrants

I’m so sick of waking up in Stockton railyards.

4/4

39 pointaroos. Let’s hope my main card doesn’t spectacularly fall apart.

nice

Maintain the flame

I got Shalorus

but curious about Nurmaburqadurkadurkamuhammedjihad

Only got ya 25 so far cap'n

I have failed in my duties…

Dude, he's nailing these names!
I'm seriously impressed right now.

The first time I heard it, I thought his last name was his full name. Anik is impressive.

Awesome crowd!

i heard no boos till now ? Anik is awesome too would love to hear im with rogan.
However i am drunk i wish you guys a good night/evening/morning however where you are :)

It's all Joben being awesome.
The fuck ?!

of course i mean whereever :D

Whats with the wig?

I could’ve gotten zero points, but if I heard Jon Anik’s lovely voice, it would have been all okay.

I actually liked the Brenneman fight we had just now.
Good grappling

Not much punches though

Well now i'm pulling for Shalorous. Love this version of that song.

Seemed like a cool cat in the MMANytt feature as well.

whats the song called?
Won't back down.

Johnny Cash version.

who sang it originally do you know>? Eminem and Pink have a song called that but I’m 87% certain its not the same…

Can't remember to be honest. Google it.
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

I think?

Y'all know if Goldie were calling the fights...

…he’d just resort to calling Khabib “The Russian”

I’m 2-2 so far

didn’t know much about Camoes coming in but he has some real nice jiujitsu

Kamal has not been very active of late...2 fights in the last 2 years...

True, but I’d want a break after Jim Miller used my head as target practice.

I'm glad this wasn't the hot bout.

It’s a known unknown versus an unknown unknown.

This guy used to fight off wolves with a long stick.

Why? They were trying to “eath my sheeps”.

Did Khabib walk out to Johnny Cash?
I think that was Shalorus, no?
Shalorus coming out to Cash

Rooting for him.

He looks like a guy who should be coming out to bad techno

So JC instead is awesome

Kamal v. THE RUSSIAN.
I'm kicking myself for not picking shalorus by tko.

I’ve got him by decision.

lol @ Buffer stumbling over the name
Which song is this by Cash?
Won't back down.

He didn’t write it though.

It's a cover of Tom Petty's "I won't back down"

Wicked song.

over/under on the first USA chant?

Neither of these guys are ’Murican.

You say that like it matters.
Neither of the people that usually do that realize it
I'm expecting chants of USSR! USSR! USSR!

‘Muricans don’t know the Cold War ended.

Was that a good pronounciation?

Perfect, I believe.

I picked Shalarous, for some reason.. will definitely be cheering for Nurmagomedov though

Khamal has good wrestling and decent power in his hands, but a more technically refined fighter should beat him every time.

Battle of the Birth Certificates
Thanks for the interesting factoids Anik, thanks that they don't end in "..NOW IN 3D!"
I could really go for a kebab right now
All right, I'm off from work to head home.

enjoy the rest of the undercard, I’ll be over in the main card thread when it kicks off.

Nurmagowhatchamacalit is having a hard time finding range.

Kamal is gonna knock this dude out

I can see it already

THE FUCK WAS THAT JUMPING MONGOLIAN CHOP?
No, Kamal, take it eeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasy.
That fucking muay thai "Heeeeey!"

BV is cringing, wherever he is.

after that jump.....

REEEEAAAL nervous

Khabib is missing by a lot

His range is bad.
hahahahaha....jumping karate chop!!!!
and there go the nerves
RUH ROH

He’s got subs, too, y’all..

WHAT'S HAPPENING??

Kamal got rocked, Khabib on top

Khabib is incredibly inaccurate.

Did not see that coming
That punch was NUTS
he got a little too excited and his accuracy went to shit
scratch that. he's just plain inaccurate.
and lol @ them resorting to calling him "The Russian"
Khaal is on queer street after that

stand and bang

Khabib is being dumb

He’s gonna gas out.

Signature Kamal HAYMAKERRRRRRRRRRRS
Uh oh

“Very fluent is Nurmanghesvojgmg on the ground”

FUCK YEAH

SLOPPY KICKBOXIN

Kamal’s specialty.

GODDAMNIT YOU FUCKWIT KAMAAL

DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE

I read that as die in a fucking tire and laughed really hard.
What in the fuck is going on?

Very slick on the ground is Khabib, Joe.

I heard that too
khabib looked weird and akward then BOOOM!!

these guys are winging their punches

Those last punches in the round were ugly
What an awesome round, hahahha
WHEW

Khabib needs a breather.

Best striking I have seen in a while. Nice and tight.

get leonard garcia in the cage with one of these guys!

THE RUSSIAN is going to gas out.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Moar +0 points?

STAND AND WANG

STAND AND WANG
STAND AND WANG
STAND AND WANG
STAND AND WANG

kamal tko his ass this round

Wow. These dude's are going to gas soon.
I wonder how many punches actually landed in that round.

I’m pretty sure Khabib managed to go in the negatives when it came to ground strikes.

Just take these next two rounds Kamal.

10-9 Nurmag! Lots of big swings here.

How is this Russian guy undefeated?

serious here… He’s pretty terrible

look at his opposition

to wiki i go

you might need Sherdog. That how bad they are

last few fights

28-25
0-1
4-4
1-4
0-3
12-10
4-2
7-9

opponents records

He's no Pat Schilling with opponent records, though.
He's like 13

Give him a break. He’s really unpolished, but he’s got good grappling and decent power on his unrefined striking.

BACK PUNCH

Highly underrated maneuver.

Now stay gassed, russian.

That’s almost the same uppercut Miller used on Shalorus

Dana on FB;
The human windmill!!!!
Kamal vs garcia

do it dana

I'd like to put a head of lettuce between those two

Three punches would land over the course of 15 minutes.

lets throw Riddle in there for a Triple Threat Match

I’d cry laughing at Shalorus/Garcia.

I'd laugh crying
i cry when I have sex

oh sorry. thats not what I meant to type

Did I miss any good undercard fights?

Or did I make the right choice in going to school?

bad move dude
Damn, and damn me for picking tko for the hot bout instead of sub

2 first round finishes. And Charlie Brenaman

Impressive taking down Shamal
God damnit Kamal

I’ve never not been disappointed by you.

THIS.

Can’t believe I used this cuntflap in my parley

He just took down Kamal WTF?

Come the FUCK ON Kamal!

Kamal was looking a lot better than..whats his face..too before that punch. damn

THE RUSSIAN hits very hard.
DAMN YOU KAMAL, WTF!!

45 second full guard stand up rule in effect!

THIS is why I hate having to make a pick between the #1 kazhakstani prospect and a fighter whose own birthday is unknown

"When was the last time we've seen Shalorus outwrestled, Jon?"

“Uh, the last time I’ve seen Shalorus?”

Shalorus gonna lose.

Kinda missed the Tom Hayden/Camoes fight on playground. Was I the only one because I looked at my pics last night to double check things and managed to miss it.

Shalorus should like, try to stand up sometime.

also, unabomber — stop cheering for kamal, you’re gonna jinx him for the rest of us

0_0...I picked Kamal, too...

GO, THE RUSSIAN!!!!!

nice, thanks for the reverse hex :) haha watch him come out and KA-MAUL that guy now (i don’t have a working stream at the moment so I’m just going by ppls reactions)

Also I thought Shalorus wrestled?

I think that punch took whatever wrestling he had.

Another stand-up. Wow.
WHAT IS WITH THE GODDAMN STANDUPS
Mario is now officially worse than mazza

Dammit, Kamal!

5 more minutes for 11 more points

Use the sands of time prince of persia!

Is it just me or does it look like Khabib is just making shit up in there?

Pretty sure Magahahetc. was just beating up SHalorus then when Yamasaki stood that up.

Hardonk!>!?!?!?!?! look at those long locks!!!!

I certainly didn’t recognize him. What a heartthrob.

Damn, Kamal has no idea what round it is.
LOL he doesn't know what round it is!
cmon Habib

finish him here and get me 11!

"this is the last one?"

WHAT THE FUCK KAMAL.

Kamal, you need to punch him in the head until he stops moving for Christ’s sake.

WIN, RUSSIAN, WIN!!
He asked like 5 times if it was the last round lol
In Russia, fights win you.
i think he thinks its a championship fight
Like his mom when she was asked to fill in the birthdate on his birth certificate.
Habib kinda looks like an angry Joe Stevenson
Like a non weird Kitaoka?
The amount of times he had to ask what round it is

is unsettling.

Lay and pray, please

I’ll take 5 points for a knockout, Kamal. C’mon pull one off!

Hardonk has Skrillex hair.
THE RUSSIAN may pull it out.

Extra wide punches for the last round.

Come on Russian dude

i’ll remember your name if you decision Kamal.

Chandella and Arriany look like mops next to Brittany.
they should replace horsedella and arriany with mirrors to show us more angles of palmer.

My usual line on Shalorus is that “he isn’t very good and won’t amount for anything.” But instead of checking out the UFC debutants record on Sherdog I just blindly picked Shalorus thinking they were throwing him a softball.

Poo.

This SHOULD be a softball

Kahbib looks pretty bad out there. But since that punch hes been good

WIN, RUSSIAN, WIN!!!!!!

I JINX YOU!!!

Good, lay and pray pls.

THat was a power mount

THE RUSSIAN has won!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO, RUSSIAN, WIN THIS THING!!
He finished from there??

Shades of Crocop/HD.

I think Kebob just wanted it to be over.

I had Nurmagomedov by sub!! in yo faces

Damn.

My first loss of the night.

NO!

cost me 6 points mf

The way Anik talks through a submission is so much better than hearing Joe scream “IT’S DEEP, IT’S DEEP!”

Was that Anik or Florian?

Damn that dude is an animal

Thoughts on Jon Anik so far?

He looks coked out as hell

love him

pair him with Mir and its perfect

Excellent addition to the team

Very refreshing.

FUCK

I needed a decision. I hate you Russian guy. I will never remember your name now.

What the fuck? WOW

Don’t crown him yet but that as impressive

Fuck my last minute fight pick change

KOBA! KOBA! KOBA!

Da fugg?

Not quite a rear-naked choke, more of a side underwear choke?

Not loving the commentators here.

They are hyping up Nurmagomedov too much. You call that technical striking Kenny? We both know that you know better. Generally they are too positive on the fighters, even the ones that suck. Hopefully growing pains.

SCREW

WHOEVER TOLD ME TO CHOOSE KAMAL BY FIRST ROUND KO
I had Nurmafbengkng by third round sub prior to that.

He turned into that on purpsoe

What a fucking loser. He totally gave that choke up to get the fight over with.

Snowden?

I don't get the snowden reference

He said the same thing about Alvarez’s loss.

He wrote a piece on Eddie Alverez quitting during the Michael Chandler fight

I’m ok with it.

…take that Snowden.

Picked Russian guy to win by decision too?
Anyone watching this with justin?

I’d like to join

I'm watching on a spanish channel because i don't get Fuel.

A fight w/o Goldie is refreshing

Well gents. With that, I’m out for the night, good luck to Feeders of Buses, fuck INEPT, that is all..

This kid could be good
Just needs to tighten up his striking and takedowns.

He proved everyone who said he wasn’t going anywhere because he was a can crusher wrong.

takedowns were good I thought

I feel like someone with a better guillotine would probably choke him out with those takedowns

I may be wrong though, who knows.

Im going purely on the basis that he took down Shalares who is supposed to be a great wrestler

You're right

I completely forgot about that fact. I guess I’m too used to these explosive ass takedowns, they’re clouding my judgement!

That punch that dropped Kamal in the first changed everything

Kamal was surviving the fight after that punch and he never fully recovered.

true

didnt seem like he hit him that hard but right on the chin

if the punch didnt land Kamal may have decisioned him
Habib looked terrible those first 3 minutes

but once he landed that punch he dominated.

i was just saying how he’s just retreating and throwing nothing when that happened.. fuckin nuts

INEPTs total score for the Shalorus-Nurma fight

5 points. Oh lord!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
The good thing is

Only 17 out of 110 picked him.

Sorry if I talked anyone out of picking him, guys.
Did Buffer bail on the last name?
he skipped the last 8 syllables

hahahaha “nurmEEEEgohlblah”

The Eagle? no man.
Lil' Eagle soars again!!

hes no Ed Belfour.

the Eagle is a 'Murican nickname
The Dagestani Mountain Goat
I'm liking Anik
What the fuck ever.

I’ll take this. 5 more fights. War Rivera!

Russian is such a badass language...
This is gonna be one long fucking night...
Even though Rivera has been nothing but disappointing lately

i still have him winning :S

I picked otherguy by youngness.

He better not fuck shit up even worse for me…

3-5 23 points
YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED

Kidding, kidding. You’re my very own Vernon Gholston.

Fucking fuckity hot bout
This translator speaks fluent English

One of the best translators I’ve heard in the Octagon.

Khabib needs a sweater

a glorious sweater of absolute victory?

I need more beer

Five fights, 25 points. Ugh.

Buffer pulled a Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness.

“Klatuu, verata….ASDFSFERG!”

Hahaha. “I got it, I got it! I know your damn words, alright? "

Ruining Your Special Night SCORE CHECK

43

37? or something like that

thanks guys for talking me into picking kamal

Has Habib always fought at 155? Looks like he could make 145
@jordanbreen: It’s really weird hearing lucid post-fight interviews at a UFC.

So I switched it up and changed my pick from Rivera to Schafer last night. Going with the idea that Rivera is shot.

Ned Stark’s Bastards…we put ten points on the board after that last fight. Apparently, that’s not surprising judging from what everyone else is saying.

Dude, Jon Anik has to be on coke

He’s so fidgety and has these hilarious tics. He like wobbles the mic every time he gets amped

This will be the last time I pick against a newbie without reviewing tape on them.
Rivera is retiring after this fight

I’m guessing he’s going all out

I think he's going to knock Schafer the fuck out.
I got him by decision

Schafer is good at surviving

going all out or coming in injured

covers both bases

I hope so.

It could also mean he’s retiring before he loses and gets cut, but I hope it’s the former.

glazer and bonnar bringing strikeforce to the ufc

I have this bad feeling that he’s gonna go all out then gas bad. Would be the most anti-climactic retirement fight ever

bonnar’s arm movements are gif

  • a gif

fuck off formatting

no gifs in live threads anyways
I'm not quite sure what he was attempting.
Neither am I.
neither am..

….. hey… wait a minute…..

Rivera by epic retirement KO I hope

Nice to go out on a win

Khabib faded…? So, he faded himself? How does one do that?

Guillard will show you a little later.

We need psychoblack in here for reference.

No Bonnar the story of the fight is Kamal getting outwrestled

Nothing personal against Jorge in his retirement fight, but he better get KTFO'd in the first...
Prepare for another goose egg
Dude. That's fucked up... He's got like 13 kids to feed.
Perhaps he should quit being catholic.
Shit, wikipedia made me feel like an ass for that.

I wasn’t aware two of his children had died… Poor guy, that’s more than anyone should have to deal with.

I'm so confused

Im hoping for a Chris Lytle style retirement rather than a Randy/Chuck retirement

Are you high?
I'm high on fail right now. Need Jorge to bet KTFO'd. Bad.
Jesus fuck, I was gonna draft you?

Did you pick Barry by gogoplata too? Jesus fucking fuck.

Don't root for Schafer

Your score is so terrible you better hope the rest of us do well since your score likely won’t count anyway ….

(jesus, I’m a terrible captain – sorry!)

this is actually code for Rivera KO R1 — power of the jinx!

Lex Mcmahon?

He is either into pro-wrestling or is a pornstar

Or he’s a pronstar.

El Conquistador needs to ride into the sunset in style

I wonder if he feels like the Latino version of an Uncle Tom with that nickname
Really sucks bad.

he fucking better

Schafer with the most disinterested look on his face

Is 27 points at this point good or bad?
better than 11, mein freund...
Better than my 23
Hm, I picked a UD for Rivera...

I instantly regret that upon seeing it. He’s probably either gonna finish it in the 1st or get beat by submision/decision.

What were the facebook prelims are so much nicer on UFC.tv. I approve of the changes.

War Jorge, look at the people he has fought

Brandon Lee Hinkle
Travis Fulton
David Loiseau
“Lightning” Lee Murray
Rich Franklin
Spider Silva
Superman Hallman
Chris Leben
Terry Martin
Kendall Grove
Martin Kampmann
Nate Quarry
Mike Bisping
Costa Phillipou

now thats a gauntlet, nothing but respect for El Conquistador. now go out there and get a R2 TkO

stop reading my mind, sir!
love the civil war ending to that
Spider? No shit? I need to look at his record again.

Crazy list of names, even if he lost to a good share of them.

find a Spider-Rivera gif

crazy stuff. Rivera latches on a Thai clinch and Silva just lets him tee off with uppercuts and big punches and doesnt even blink

here it is

http://i40.tinypic.com/10scc9y.gif

Damn. I can’t believe I’ve never seen that fight. Anyone who’ll take those shots from Rivera and not flinch is just ungodly.

He actually nods and grins at him. Anderson is insane.

Good point. I’m not a fan of the guy but he deserves respect.

someone should tell the UFC that

the blue/red smoky noise is annoying as fuck unless its before the fights start

ONE - Swedish House Mafia

great song

grow some hair anik, the mini dana look doesn't work

So a Hot Bout gets you how many more points?

Double what you would normally.
Double the points you normally get
Think its double what you would normally get

So is it double what I usually get?

Double whatever Unabomberman gets

But since he’ll get zero, it’s not worth anything.

Hopefully both of these guys retire after this fight
Rivera has said he will.
Yes

But Red needs a good headkick KO to send him packing along with him. They can take a trip together to Boca.

Excellent walkout song!

The Heavy – How you like me now?

Always thought that would be a kickass song to walk out to.
No sure which is more ego-defalting

Watching my fight companion numbers or watching my 14-year-old daughter set up a new PC with Win 7 and Ubuntu as a dual-boot system with no help from me, because she knows more than I do.

Kids these days…

Neeeeerrrrrddds!

insert Ogre gif

The Chick on Fox Sports ES doing the broadcast is smoking hot.
you mean spanish braodcast?

if so, yes. yes she is

Holy Shit, River is retiring after this...win or lose

Please go out on a win

Rivera....Dana Tweeted it
They've mentioned it

About 52 times on Fuel as well.

and make it a TKO in the second, thanks.

So I think I’ve got 32 points, even though I missed the Camoes fight.

How’s everyone else?

I hate dubstep

But I really like this song.

whats the name of it? its not coming to me
I can't remember who it is

song’s called “Cracks”

Nothing but respect for Jorge

I respect his ability to score a second round TKO.

I don't

I respect his 1st round ko abilities though.

so do i as it turns out
Never knew about his Daughter

Sad stuff.

Yeah, very sad. She was only 17 or something. Tragic.
Finish your career on a high note, Jorge,

Say….a second round TKO??

Unfortunately the answer is first round submission for Eric Schafer.

2nd round sub is even righter

Too ADD to check...

Did BV & Diet Pepsi to a drink and food check? If so…

Yuengling and, well, Yuengling. OK, Gen. Tso’s Chicken, no broccoli. More chicken that way.

I always assumed you were a duck man.

I'm no cannibal

Gin & lemon soda & gin. Food is for pussies.

12-pack of assorted belgian beers

And dim-sum.

Chicken Rice and water

Fried dumplings and coffee. Always coffee.
I got some General Tso's as well. Good shit.
Lebanese food and a Stone Smoked Porter at the moment

Got a bunch of craft beers, as always, though..

I just can't do craft/microbrew/flavored beers

I live an hour from Dogfish Head, and went there a month ago with buddies. Didn’t like anything my friends ordered. Ended up doing screwdrivers at the next place we went to.

Nothing like a gay bar crawl in December as a straight guy. The tranny Santa at the 2nd place could actually sing karaoke pretty well.

What type of beer do you like?
Basically, American piss water

I don’t actually like beer, it’s just a cheaper way to get drunk

You don't like Dogfish Head?

GTFO

I don't want beer to taste like anything

Let alone pumpkins or whatever

Flavored beers??

One of these things just don’t belong. But anyways.. I know a lot of folks who said they couldn’t do the assertive craft brew thing, and now they all drink the same shit I do. 21A, Stone, Surly, Lucky Bucket, Fulton, Deschuttes, Odell, etc, etc, etc. I mean.. You’ve really gotta give it a shot. There’s something for everyone if you LIKE beer. If you don’t like beer, don’t drink beer. But people who say they prefer Miller Lite don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. (Yes, I realize that makes me sound like a snob, but I don’t really give a shit)

Yeah, don't give a shit

People like my friends who drink Miller Lite can get fucked in their nose.

Fair enough

My friends just slowly gravitated toward the shit I was drinking, and it turned out, for them, that it was with reason. Now most of them brew, which is ahead of the curve for me. I’m not even starting until the Spring, and I’ve got a buddy whose making seriously good shit like a year in. I love it.

I just wanna get drunk cheap and quick

IS THAT SO BAD???

If it's quick you're looking for, you're doing it wrong

Cheap? Okay, but you didn’t say that at first. And, quite honestly, you can get buzzed off of two bombers of the shit I’m drinking right now better than you would a 12er of the swill Anheiser is pumping down people’s throat.

You seriously overestimate my tolerance for alcohol
Jorge Rivera.

Don’t you fuck this up for me.

i had a rivera 1st round ko before i even knew he was retiring

If you wanted a first round KO to go out on you’d probably want to fight Eric Schafer.

Jorge has fought well in Nashville before, he’ll do it again.

Schafer has strangely pronounced nipples. Just sayin

too much pre-fight tweaking
those nips could cut glass

dang

what?

he keeps getting taken down!

fuckin' wrestling

how does it work?

Not the way Jorge's doing it
WHIZZER!!!!!! Woo hoo!

Love me a well-timed whizzer

Stream died

Hate not having fuel

Facebook, dude. Always good quality
I need another beer

SOMEONE GET ME ANOTHER BEER?!

And drop some by my place, too!

(DONT)

Like you could drink it all yourself

I just need 6!!!!

I'll make you a deal

If you get mine from the fridge… I’ll let you give it to me

See, I need a beer run

what you drink up there in…duckville?

Yuengling

My new fave “doesn’t taste like a damn thing” beer.

you muricans and your crazy shit. On that note.. I’m planning on making some homemade 4locos during the week

I am not typical of my redneck people when it comes to beer
Yuengling is perfectly acceptable

You obviously like a lager style beer. Even craft brew companies make those, though they’re too weak for my tastes. Lucky Bucket makes a good lager.

And now I have some direction on craft beers

Thank you, dear sir/madam.

Haha

You seriously don’t realize I’m a dude by now?

I never make assumptions

and I’m too damn ADD to go look upthread

Crap, it doesn’t seem like Schafer can submit him this round.

Fuck these boo birds

KTFO HIM SCHAEFER!

Shafer strikes as if this fight is taking place in a pool of molasses

Dear rednecks,

SHUT UP.

and feel free to apply this to the rest of your lives as well rednecks
What? I have to be a mute now?

sorry man. its the rules.

Jon Anik can do this all himself

I forget Kenny’s even a part of this until he speaks

I think someone like Rogan would be nice because they’re so different, but still good. I think Rogan can shine more than he has recently with Anik in the booth.

Damn it rivera, y u reverse at the very last seconds of the round

its ok

I’ll settle for 7 point 2nd round ko.

Right there with ya
Rivera looks old and tired and slow.

Now don’t gas Eric.

Here comes my 2nd round sub bitchez!

Rivera's ground game has come a long way since being triangled by Lee Murray
YES KILL HIM JORGE

DO IT DO IT

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Damn, dude.

Bad night for you.

Shafer is done bros

KILL THIS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!

the fuck was that hahaha

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'll take that 5.
Going out on a win

Fucking beautiful. Thanks for all the good fights Jorge!

WTF happened to red?
11 MOAR POINTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
YES!

7 points, baby! 62 overall! My heart is pounding right now.

This is my worst performance on Playground ever

Sorry guys. Maybe the main card will be better.

WHORE-HEY WHORE-HEY WHORE-HEY WHORE-HEY WHORE-HEY WHORE-HEY

11 mu fukin points!!! NICE! JORGE!
I love the crowd yelling his name
I'll gladly take that 5
YYYYYYYYUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssss!!!!!!!
Goddamnit Eric.

Fuck it ain’t even mad JAR WORGE

Nice chant
rednecks weren't all bad
good point!

sorry rednecks!

Duck, you are permitted to resume speaking
absolutely

chat it up sir

SEVEN POINTS! SEVEN POINTS!

Cry your eyes out, Jorge. You deserve it.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—-

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This is, like, abnormally BAD...
I'm with you

What team are you on again?

INEPT.
Thank god

If both of us were on the same team that would be terrible for our teammates.

Couldn't tell by your sig, or anything.
Classic Unabomber
I can't even come back with snippy remarks.

I’m totally helpless unless I suddenly start stacking elevens every time…

YES! Always great to see a guy retiring with a win. WAR RIVERA!

yep

seems like a nice guy to boot

Balls. Changed it from second round Rivera TKO.

Good for you Jorge
Is his tattoo the daughter that died?
yay for Jorge!

54 points for me. Plus 11!

i fucking picked it! 2nd round TKO
The crowd gave Rivera a moment chanting his name

Very nice of them

11 points yeah! thanks Jorge wish you all the best!
I can tell who has a stream and who is watching Fuel based on the delayed comments
Schafer pulled a Hardy
this is what strikers should do when they stop a takedown

don’t let them back up, get on top and pound their ass

You're talking about porn, right?

I will never pick you again Eric. You just disappoint.

I was thinking the same thing about rivera before the fight, i am pleasantly surprised.

sry brah

I’m guessing you won’t have to anyway. Dude is 1-4 in his last five! Bye bye Red.

He seriously faded as soon as the second round started.

Damn, I like that Fuel promo

Everybody on INEPT picked Rivera

Except Unabomberman! Sweet Scientist and Fullcircle picked up 11.

Scores through 6 fights:
Sweet Scientist: 54
Luke Nelson: 49
wonderfulspam: 52
Fullcircle: 56
kingofthedogs: 56
afrotikiman: 46
Unabomberman: 11
FightingFighting: 34
Tim Bernier: 38
PDG27: 30
MaZZacare: 31
Total: 457 (446 minus Una)

446 beats my teams whole score for the last event

Oddly enough, I'm kinda glad. You guys, and the gh0st dog, don't need me this time.
You guys should cut Unabomberman
Except

He got every UFC 142 fight right.

Even a blind Unabomberamn finds a nut.

Mother fuck. Ned Stark’s Bastards coming in at 436. Still in the chase though.

436

Is that your total score or the score with your lowest score removed?

i really hope they get to show this on FX

he deserves it

Jorge Rivera : “eh fuck it that was fun , i’m officially un-retired”

thanks for the fights Rivera!

I'm really sad to see Jorge leaving

Great that he’s going out with a win, though.

YYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyep!!!
And then he has to go and ruin it.

Patriots fan? Ugh.

all they do is win and win and win.

No matter what?

how many rings does your team have and Eli too? Oh yeah…

Until Sunday

It’s Friday, Friday, gotta be PURPLE FRIDAY!!!

He’s from boston. Oh, and pats taking the superbowl this year so umad

Eli - Brady Rematch

lets goooooooooo

The first match was Griffin Rua 1…. I think you get the picture

Anik drops the Pats..booya!

Good decision by Rivera to call it quits! Nice to see him go out on a win.

Well done, Jorge.

I prefer my Jorge

Medium-rare.

You’d think that a Nashville crowd would be kinda shitty, but the crowd is good tonight. Nearly got into a fist fight back at the Ultimate Fight Night show that was there. Drunk rednecks are the worst when it comes to fights.

Mr. Montclair, you got our scores? If you don’t wanna share them here, email me perhaps?

Don’t worry.. 99% certain you’ll end up last like usual

Now that the prelims are done

I wanna say I LOVE YOU JON ANIK

I’m curious to know how our team is doing. Then again, I can’t view my own damn picks.

Guy Mezger was just in a knife fight and got his hand FUCKED UP.

Come again?

That's

what she said?

Mezger stopped a mugging and the dude pulled a knife on him

Guy ruined the guy’s body and had to go get his hand stitched up.

If this picture shows up, sorry guys. I'm a noob. Don't ban me, please ):

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/408582_258648050872234_146491048754602_608188_1442924748_n.jpg

WARNING: GRAPHIC. FYI.

No worries. That’s a nasty cut though.

Jesus Christ.

It looks like he can’t even use his thumb!

He also destroyed the attacker
The PRIDE judges scored it a draw, though
From Bas Rutten
@BasRuttenMMA: So Guy had the cut, this is what “the other guy” had: Broken eye socket,Broken orbital bone,Separated shoulder,3 broken ribs,Broken wrist
Mezger was always the baddest dude at Lion's Den
The fuck he get attacked for??
Stopped a mugging/possible attempted rape
Saw that on the UG

He WRECKED the attacker.

So ....

Nearly 3am here. Stay up, get more wasted and watch the rest of the fights or go to bed and get a good nights sleep and catch up on the action tomorrow?

Good.

No need to watch my trainwreck.

Sleep well, bud.

i'm staying up

fuckit

I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see this post. Is this what the civil war has come to? back in my day….

Im in for the long haul including BE radio then watching the new episode of Archer

Stay up, you pussy

(english version of pussy, that is)

FUCK ALL OF YOU

I just poured myself a huge helping of gin. FACE THE PAIN!

gonna go grab a beer.
Already high as fuck might as well be drunk.
That's the spirit

I’m all out of weed :(

i LOVE ufc on FX

imma go hit the treadmill at the College ave Gym and watch UFC at the same time. peace out

p.s. Miller gonna ruin Melvins special night insert coke joke here

ATHLETIC AND EXPLOSIVE

YESSSS haqhaha

anyone switching off when bonnar and glazer are on. then suddenly helwani shows up and i wake up.
My wife was listening to Bonnar talk and goes

“Yeah he’s creeping me out, if we’re watching this there’s no sex tonight.”

Anyone here higher than 62?
There's a scale for how high you are?

How is everyone’s main card looking? Melvin getting faded in the first.

Melvin will wait until the second to get faded
Which second? the 47th one of the first round?
Miller sub2

Bang UD
Barry TKO2
Easton UD

So...

Easton UD? Check
Barry TKO2? Check
Bang UD? Check

We’re rise or fall together, cap’n.

I am sad to see the end of Pat Barry tonight

But I’m happy to potentially get 13 points off of it.

me too

it is my only sense of comfort

LOL

the guy thats putting up my stream just tried to type a message and had to delete it like 50 times. Anyone watching the same one?

You mean you stream…on FX? Right? Rightttt?

yeah course. And Fuel too… or whatever

IN TO PEECEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goddamnit, I thought we were getting rid of that song
how hard is it to find a dramatic track that inspires awe in the abilities of the fighters, rather than a tailgate in the deep south?
Christian Morecraft has the most unattractive upper body on any human ever

and his job involves being watched by millions and being shirtless at the same time

Cole Konrad
at least you can motorboat Cole
You can motorboat ANYWHERE on Cole
I motorboated Cole's thumb once.

oh ya

and you can’t forget chris tuchsherhehrherherer

Christian Morecraft makes me smile when I look at my physique.

the shitty last-name belly tattoo trying too hard to look like tupac’s thug life tattoo makes me even feel better about myself as well

needs more bullet letters
Kenny Florian wearing eye makeup?
He's on TV. Of course he is

He’d look like a ghost if he didn’t.

NFL ON FOX THEME

WOOOOOAAAAA

WAR SLOPPY LOW-LEVEL HEAVYWEIGHTS!
mmmmmmm

Maria Sharapova

WAR “WORLD OF” MORECRAFT!

Jon Anik, u so punny.

Holy shit that was bad Anik

Never do that again

barry’s ’gon rape

Oh dear

“He’ll need to be crafty and more”??!?!!??!?

The worst part is that might not be the most horrid thing he’ll say this evening

giant areolas

Carlos Condit?
he does too?
He gots puffies
ok

that is enough male fighter nipple talk for me

Sorta related

Lily Thai’s nipples. Am I the only one disturbed by them?

They call ’em pepperoni nipples around these parts

Morecraft by submission.. run and tell that, homeboy

I was tempted

But decided that there is not one single part of me that is capable of rooting for Morecraft.

not even the (small) part of you that is a winner?
Nah

My dick definitely can’t root for Morecraft.

more of an ass man than a tit man i see

Oh, I’ll definitely be rooting for Barry. Just don’t let it affect my picks.

What in the fuck is that hair?!

Giant Cung Le?

I don't ever want to see Morecraft's tongue again.
Ground and pound until he leaves a limb out there

My 4 year old goes “…mom do they die out there?”

Tell her yes. And then she’ll go away!

or you find out you have the next Ronda Rousey

win win

yes dear,

“He’s gonna leave a limb out there, then he’ll literally tear his arm off and beat him over the head with it, MK style. "

I'm getting deja vu

The past couple Barry fights, I’m spamming the live thread with “BARRYS GON FUCK SHIT UP” then I look totally stupid

BARRYS GON RAPE

I bet the last 300 I have in my PG account on Morecraft.

Barry via

left hand. Wordddd.

Morecraft looks in much better shape

Morecraft looks in much better shape

See ya Pat. : \

HD is gonna get finished Louisiana fast.

Morecraft’s belly is like a water bed

god damn it pat barry

GOOD JOB PAT!!!!!!!!!!

i’m afraid that’s not the last time he’ll get taken down

a kickboxer. with legs like a sausage dog's.
Solely relying on the playa haters ball

to tell me what is happening in this fight. C’mon Barry!

Cut them both and be done with it

WHAT THE FUCK IS PAT BARRY DOING!?!?!?!?!!!!1111

unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!
tell me it's good

please

Haha high level submission defense

Ok Kenny, we heard you wince from here when you said that

His sub defense has gotten vastly better, now knock this punny suck out

Wow

Good job Pat.

WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HAhaha F BOMB

noice

I have never been so happy to be wrong in my entire life

I went with barry again after constant disappointment on my gut alone

fucking elated

YEEEEEEEEEEEES BARRY
Herb wanted Morecraft to die

OH SNAP SON, gif that celebration

damn right on this

There goes the last on my PG money. Motherfuck.

youll get more from your picks
INEPT

Sweet Scientist: 65
Luke Nelson: 56
wonderfulspam: 63
Fullcircle: 67
kingofthedogs: 63
afrotikiman: 46
Unabomberman: 18
FightingFighting: 45
Tim Bernier: 49
PDG27: 37
MaZZacare: 36
Total: 545 (527 minus low score)

I feel so happy right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I gotta say

Really, REALLY impressed with Barry’s poise during the grappling exchanges. That’s the sort of fight he would have lost 5 out of 5 times previously.

And that’s why I was expecting Barry to lose just now TWICE during that fight. Such a quick change of momentum

Dude just about gave me a heart attack.
Ruining Your Special Night

where do we stand?

i gots 54

Happy learned how to putt.....UH OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That was like Mark Hunt attempting a sub, Barry has ground game YAYYYYYY!!!!

I fucking love Pat Barry,

Shit like this is why.

Hahaha, pat barry keepin it real

cut him for the plank
Pat Barry's body is inhabited by Elvis

Pat Barry is my mma man crush

gotta love that man

Minus the planking.

ill allow it

the cage pose far outweighed that

Planked on Anik’s shoe.

Some of the nastiest G'n'P I've seen in a long time

There’s nothing like arcing bombs thrown at an unconscious opponent.

Decimating that “Barry has 0 killer instinct” argument with 1 devastatingly unnecessary flying punch

"I dont hit hard. I hit scary"
That was fucking nasty!

loved it.

At least he didn’t do that stupid ass shuffle

i thought he was gonna pose in his tighty whiteys
But he should have made

The production team play the techno viking song if he won during the post-fight interview, so he can strip to his tighty whiteys and do the dance right after knocking Morecraft out

aight Beaston, prove me right.

It doesn't really matter who wins

Only 2 guys picked Papazian. The only thing that matters – if Easton wins – is what method/round you picked.

i just heard an "is it all over"

gross.

Easton by decision. Do it.

I have easton by decision

and i don’t know why

BLINK MOTHERFUCKER BLINK!!!!

ooh, just checked my tapology

And I guess I had Barry by KO, but in round one as well! Bahaha, that is all

I heard having scary fucking eyeballs

Increases motor reflexes

"your ufc debut is going to be a...debacle" lol
Mike Easton spent have his training camp watching the Crazy Eyes scene from The New Guy
Grading the commentary

Anik: 4/5
- Slightly nervous, slightly punny. Seems to be a little uneducated (especially when it comes to grappling) still but very, very, very fluid and very impressive considering it’s his debut.

Florian: 2½/5
- Pretty much the same as UFC 134 – not as good as Rogan when it comes to grappling play-by-play, a bit stiff.

Glazer: 0/5
- I want to punch him in the face

Bonnar: 1/5
- Not very good at all

ill give Kenny a 3
Same.

Anik was a solid 5 until nerves hit him near the end of the prelims.

Wait.. we're in the wrong thread. FUCK!

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/1/20/2721404/ufc-on-fx-guillard-vs-miller-live-fx-results#comments

LOL
Oh my god

I was just thinking “this barry fight is kinda dead with the comments”

we are noobs

c ya there lads

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