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UFC On FX: Guillard Vs. Miller - Live Results And Play-By-Play For Main Card

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Photo by Josh Hedges/Zuffa LLC/Zuffa LLC via Getty Images

As with every major show, Bloody Elbow will be here to bring you live results, play by play and commentary for UFC on FX: Guillard vs. Miller. Our live coverage will start with the Fuel TV prelim broadcast (6 p.m. ET) and through the FX main card broadcast (9 p.m. ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.

This post will cover live results and thoughts for the main card on FX.

In the evening's main event, Melvin Guillard meets Jim Miller in a lightweight battle. Holder of the UFC's fastest knockout, Duane Ludwig, faces Josh Neer in a welterweight scrap. Bantamweights Mike Easton and Jared Papazian will meet on the FX broadcast. Opening up the main card action will be a heavyweight fight featuring Pat Barry and Christian Morecraft.

Our undercard coverage can be read here.

Make sure to come back during the event and share your thoughts as the event goes down.

The FX broadcast is live.

Pat Barry vs. Christian Morecraft - Round 1 - Morecraft throwing some slow punches early, but at least throign them straight and long. Barry throws a kick, Morecraft catches him, takes him down and is working toward his back. He's locking in a choke but the angle isn't good so he gives up and Barry manages to get back to standing. Hard jab by Barry. Leg kick by Barry. Morecraft charging in for a takedown against the cage and gets it. Right into mount again. Morecraft tried for an arm triangle. Barry gives up the back and Morecraft takes and arm but Barry gets through it and stands up. Huge left hook by Barry and Morecraft is down. Too slow on the stoppage as Barry lands several more hard shots to Morecraft and he's out cold. Pat Barry wins by KO (punches), Round 1.

Mike Easton vs. Jared Papazian - Round 1 - They clinch up and trade a bunch of punches in some sort of ugly recreation of Frye vs. Takayama. Easton pushes Papazian into the cage. Papazian with an elbow in the clinch and he turns Easton. Another elbow in the clinch, and another. Papazian turns him into the cage again. Easton turns him around. Papazian with a few punches and then turns him again. They trade leg kicks. Wild right hand by Papazian misses. Easton lands in a flurry, avoiding the return shots. Close round so far. Left hand gets in for Easton on the counter. Spinning back kick by Easton is blocked and he eats a punch. Left hand by Easton. Round ends with them flurrying in the clinch and Papazian getting the better of it. Good round but I'd give a slight edge to Easton.

Round 2 - Papazian with a nice combination right away. Leg kick by Easton. Nice combo by Papazian again. Easton with a left that gets in. Both guys having their moments this round again. Nice right hand by Papazian and a spinning back kick to the side. Easton pushing forward but Papazian turns him into the cage. Easton manages a trip takedown against the cage and lands a few left hands. Papazian manages to stand up fairly quickly. Easton with a knee to the body, one in return by Papazian and he gets out to distance again. Left hand by Easton and he gets another takedown 10-9 Easton.

Round 3 - Both guys landing shots early and Papazian gets the better of it. Brief break as Papazian took a shot to the cup but only for a few seconds. Easton trying to get a takedown and can't get it. Jab by Papazian. Hard left by Easton and Papazian takes it. Papazian is getting the better of it other than the left hook in the middle of the round. Papazian with a big uppercut and a lot of follow ups and the round ends. 10-9 Papazian but I have it 29-28 Easton.

Official Scorecards: 29-28, 30-27, 29-29 Mike Easton wins by majority decision.

Josh Neer vs. Duane Ludwig - Round 1 - They're trading shots and Ludwig lands and Neer's legs buckle. Neer clinches up and pushes him into the cage. Ludwig defending very well against the takedown and he lands a nice knee. Ludwing landing right hands and a knee to the body that hurts Neer. Neer lost his mouthpiece so they break. Right hand by Ludwig and a good body shot and a shot to the face. Left hand by Ludwig. Another gerat right hand and knees to the body. Ludwig is working him over. Neer manages to get the takedown finally. Neer locks in a deep guillotine and Ludwig goes out. That's a shame. Josh Neer wins by technical submission (guillotine choke), 3:04 round 1.

Melvin Guillard vs. Jim Miller - Round 1 - Guillard testing out s flying knees early. Miller gets caught and hurt badly. He's trying to hold on and get Melvin to the ground. Guillard is really tagging him. Miller appears to have recovered but Melvin was really hurting him there. Melvin misses the high kick. Miller pushes him into the cage. Melvin lands a right hand but Miller lands one in return. Flying knee by Guillard allows Miller to take him down. Miller quickly to mount, now takes the back. Melvin stands up but Miller is still on the back. Body triangle, rear naked choke, submission. Jim Miller wins by submission (rear naked choke), round 1.

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lets mutherfukers

use your imagination on the pic..too lazy to post one.

I pictured the water buffalo charge from the Batle at Kruger
The Battle of Kroger
enjoy the broadcast everyone!

about to head down to the arena for a night of “UFC” fights :)

Enjoy, brother!
I never saw a predictions post about this event, did I miss it?
yes.

two pages back.

I was going to ask if the prelims are available in Canada?

BUT I see they’re on Sportsnet One here in Canada!! SWEEEEEEEET!!!
I wonder if we’ll get Fuel TV up here some time soon…

Jon Anik

Is shaking the shit out of his mic.

Damn a masters in biochem? And he wants to be punched in the face for a living?

Was his nickname the ninja of love?
Holy Shit!

Nick Denis is a fucking badass!

That was crazy

Wow Elbows from the clinch!

I thought that maybe Kenflo might be the one interviewing the fighters but it’s kidna cool that Kenny is the one talking over the replays

Ummm whats up?

I remembered to switch comment sections! Fuck yeah!
I'm at 66 going into the main card

Main card picks:
Guillard (T)KO 1
Neer UD
Barry (T)KO 1

I got 28

Fucking hot bout

BAU vets holding it down in a big way. Good score dude.

Thanks, former cap'n

I wish you and your team the worst of luck

Think I'm at 42 points
I don't count my own shit, I have people for that.
The undercard is done

BRING ON THE OVERCARD

I know the UFC doesnt like to do winner vs loser

But if Guillard loses I want to see him vs. Barboza

would be fun

but I think its time Barboza fights someone to test his grappling.

Etim is a pretty high level grappler.

And he gave up when Barboza hit him with a beautiful sweep.

I should be whipped with a cat'o'9 tails

My score sucks. On the bright side, I had today off and I am on my way to getting TWISTED up. Maybe I’ll get frisky with the wife later but be too drunk to nut and then fall asleep. Good times.

This May Be The Post Of The Night
your score can't be worse than Unabomberman's
about the wife

pics/vid or it didnt/wont happen

so my dream of watching UFC & working out at the same time has been dashed by the gym closing at 730pm

_ ughhhhhhh

Do you like Jersey Shore?
the place? hell yeah

the show? its like a literal trainwreck. its funny to watch but it still isnt good

Two words.

Bow Flex.

isn't that supposed to be one word?

I picked Neer, but I want Bang to win.

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
I NEED A MINUTE TOO MYSELF
SO I CAN FAP AWAY
That song is not very fap worthy
I wish they'd end our suffering and pick a better song.
Anyone here get higher than 62 points so far?
66 in this bitch
Hopefully she's over 18 at least.
LOUD NOISES!!!!!

ANGRY LYRICS!!!!

What I wouldn’t give for a new intro..

THE PAIN IS FACED!

RIPPING ME INTO PIECES

IN TWO PEE CEZ

Where my People's Champs at?

sitting on 44. BRING. THE. PAIN.

46 all up in this bitch

Kamal/Kebab may have fucked us though

yeah.

but I think a lot of people had Shalarous

think it was like 11 outta 110 that had Kebab

But none of themwere us

I hope this song never goes away.

Seriously.

It brings the funny in live threads

That’s for sure

Isn't it kind of weird that ESPN picks up the FX broadcast overseas?
Not really

ESPN does nearly all American sports overseas.

Yes

Contract’s up this year though.

you know what month?

I've got an inkling it's September

Otherwise some time in the last quarter.

any chance they stop showing the events due to the conflict thats going on in Murica?

They've paid for the license, be stupid to stop shows they've already paid for

good enough. Premiere sports is a no go

I'd be shocked if they didn't end up on Sky

Which is basically our version of the Fox network

yeah it looked like it was headed that way when they showed TUF on sky. (They did right?)

They showed it on FX

didnt sky show like season 12 or something? The GSP/Kos season maybe?

They showed one season when ESPN didn't pick it up

I think ESPN decided not to show TUF 10 with Kimbo either. ESPN have been a pain with their UFC coverage, frankly.

yeah

Them not showing the Dan Hardy fight was ridiculous

There isn't really a conflict in America
So we're really still bringing the pain.
Not enough pieces yet.
IN TWO PIECES is not enough?

How many do you need!?

Its wierd hearing someone else on the mic

Instead of Goldie and Rogan

Goddamit, I thought we got rid of this shitfest tune
I asked Dana on Twitter

He didn’t respond. I have to think that this is his favorite song, or something. Being that he’s always angry, it would make sense.

I did the same thing. I think it’s time for a Twitter movement. They’re capable of far better.

They can't be capable of worse

They could do dubstep with Cher doing lyrics and it would be better.

I asked him if it was free green laser pointer night at the HSBC arena during the last event, and he didn’t respond to it either. He just clearly hates his fans.

He really only responds to people that call him names

So maybe that’s the way to go about it. I have gotten responses from Shane Carwin and Chris Coghlan (Marlins CF) for calling them out on Twitter. Carwin even blocked me :)

"Melvin's a really explosive guy"

Could you tell that from the first glance, Florian?

I'm kinda regretting my Miller pick.

I’m kinda leaning towards Guillard now.

Come on, Barry.

Same.

I got money on Barry when he was the underdog.

did morecraft just troll-face the camera?

josh neer employs the iowa slap
I've hated Morecraft since I first saw him

For being fat and having his last name on his stomach. Add the fact that I love Barry to that equation and I’m hoping for a nice first round KO for Barry.

HOW THE FUCK WE DOIN, BOYS!

Just in from dinner in time.

Not sure who I’m pulling for bigger, Barry or Jim.

How could anyone root against Barry?

He’s like a giant teddy bear.

Plus

He likes singing along to 60’s songs with his bromance partner Cro Cop!

WAR BARRY! WAR HULK! WAR BANG! WAR MILLER!

same picks, goddamnit Barry please KO him.

I didn't like renaults when they were petrol based

Definitely don;’t want an electric renault.

Im hoping morecraft kos barry out of the ufc finally

"He'll need to be crafty and more!"

That was some Goldie shit, Anik.

oh no

Has he been watching Mauro? “crafty and more?” ugh.

Heard that and my shoulders sagged. Awful

I like Anik too but his voiceover sounds a little sleepy as well. Hope his energy is better during the play-by-play

Morecraft's got some monster nipples.
deli pepperoni

You could put his nipples on a brooklyn style pizza.

i hate Morecrafts face

more then CB Dolloway

thats a toss up!

More than Fitch?

Fitch has a murderface, son.
John Fitch has the face of a real mixed martial artist

None of those pretty boy pretentions.

That's an easily hatable face.
He's like CB Dolloway's terribly tattoo'd big brother...
"He'll need to be crafty and more to get past Pat Berry"

:l i thought we had something special Jon. then you go and pull that shit.

Sorry, man.

I’ll change it up

Pat Barry

if you lose and force us to watch Morecrafts celebration tongue shit I will hate you forever.

Eh, I like Morecraft because he's a big dude who goes for subs.

Hope he sticks around.

Morecraft's lost twice by Second round tko.

That’s where I’ve got Barry.

You still perfect on picks?
Lost Shalorus.

And Rivera won by second round tko. I had him at the third. :/ 62 points isn’t bad though.

That foot sweep they just showed against Cro Cop was beautiful.

How did Easton get so high on a UFC card?
Rogan gave him Trainwreck

that’s a great question, then again Ludwig/Neer is the co-main…

Those two are coming to rock.

Not too surprised about that.

Lot of hype behind him?
I'm amazed that Barry isn't higher based on his name recognition.

I figured they’d be the co-main just because they’re HWs and Barry’s a “fan favorite”

I know.

Especially since his last fight wasn’t very exciting. The only highlight was the KO.

Hype, plus a thin division, plus he was slated to fight Ken Stone, who’s entertaining.

Because they need contenders in the lighter weights, and you can’t have potential #1 contenders fighting on prelims?

If Bazzer doesn't look good in this, I don't know what UFC does with him

Other than like that he ‘WARS’

Morecraft seems like a real creep

That tongue wag scream creepy stalker.

Yo, what is with all the talk about fighters nipples tonight?

Guys. I mean. Come on.

Those Tapout kids are going to have to try real hard to not be assholes by the time they hit Jr High
They are already deadly weapons
Hey

Spike just played the commercial for UFC 143…what’s up with that? Do the still HAVE to play the UFC commercials for future events?

The real question is why the hell are you watching Spike now that the UFC is gone from it?

manswers is on tonight

*meh

I’m going back and forth. I was curious as to what Spike was playing during the FX event.

I hate how the UFC game is doing different DLC depending on where you preorder the game

Thats lame

That's why I'm not buying it

Especially given how prevalent some of those characters are

yeah Nick Diaz. Come on

Yeah

But unfortunately that’s a common trend these days when it comes to modern games and what unique goodies you can get from the particular place you order it at.

The games rarely offer something so important though.

I mean, isn’t Phil Davis DLC? How dumb.

Aldo/Hominick on Spike

Spike is trying REALLY hard to counter program lol…I’m tempted to say fuck Barry/Christian fight.

Here come the leg kicks!!!
Please Barry...

I don’t want to see another douchey, heavy metal celebration.

thank god

no “world of” from buffer

Pat Barry

Fight ends in round 2

KO / TKO

Same here!

how you doing dude?

With the Barry win,

51 I think.

nice. We’ve got some real solid scores so far

Morecraft looks like he dropped weight...could be bad for HD

but bring on the LEG KICKS!

Yeah he looks really solid
That is such a bad tattoo

l

Please Barry, I don't care how you win... Just win, for fuck's sake.
Holy SHIT Morecraft looks smaller

“As we get you ready (pause)….(Palmer walks by) for this heavyweight tilt”

god dammit pat
Well, he lost to Tim Hague before, so...

and its over lol..

PAT BARRY WITH THE BARELY ADEQUATE GROUND GAME!!!

Would you say it’s underrated?

Morecraft's skin is so floppy
Barry gets back to his feet?
too soon, nice escape

Dammit. I may have to head to work soon.

DAMNIT!
What?
I thought the armbar was all she wrote... Now I look silly.
Wheres Pat's evolved ground game?
Someone please tell me why I picked Pat Barry
Tell me, too, while you're at it

you like a leg kick?

TREMENDOUS IMPROVEMENT.

OH MY GOD HE LEARNED TO DO THINGS ON THE GROUND

This is actually a fun fight
FUCK!


I meant…FUCK YEAH!

well shit

nice work Pat

tremendous growth mutherfukers

cud Pat make 205? Hes so small

He could

He shouldn’t.

Pat's giving me a heart attack.
Morecraft has a nice muffin top goin

YYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

Yes!

7 points!

That was a late stoppage
And Somewhere...

The D.A. Neil Wagner is sad.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!

holy shit ground game ko pat barry!!!!!!
SON OF A BITCH!!!!!

THAT’S why I picked Pat Barry!!!!!!!

SEVEN points!!!!!

WHAT DID HE DO?
TKO
Fuckin' DESTROYED Morecraft with two right hands

That’s what he did.

WHAT?

YUS!!!!!!!!!

22 POINTS!….uh…I shut up, now…

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

11 POINTS

YUS! YUS! YUS! YUS!
Mothafuck to the yeah
THANK YOU PAT!

Get this guy even more jiu-jitsu training. He could be a fucking beast.

I was pleasantly surprised
WAAAAR BARRY!!!!!
AND BARRY STICKS AROUND!

Who’s mad now, bitches!

Why did the ref wait so long to stop it? Jesus
Herb was about to jump in (and should have) and stopped himself to let it go just a little longer.
I'll take seven.

how you doing? You know me and you have IDENTICAL records on PG up to this event?

Still?!?

Uh, JDH, our captain is a stalker.

yep

It would be okay if we were like 15-5 or something but were like 146-76 or something

I'm at

32 so far.

Wow

Barry has improved… it was against World of Morecraft but impressive

Comprido is Awesome!

WAAAARRRRRRRRRR BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
That first right hand when he hit the ground was a pretty damn evil punch
nice

escapes the armbar then tko’s him

BARRY I LOVE YOU.

Barry actually using his technical striking, and being aggressive without being crazy. Good improvement.

I picked Morecraft but I don't care

that was awesome

best 11 points ever

FUCK YOU PATRICK BARRY YOU GLORIOUS MAN!

WHY DIDN’T YOU WAIT FOR THE LEFT HOOK UNTIL THE SECOND ROUND!

Well, there is that

11 woulda been nice, but I’ll take 7 after the first 2 minutes of this fight

PAT BARRY IS THE FUTHERMUCKER!!!!

WOOHOOO!

BACK TO PERFECT PICKS!

7 more

51.

Also, that hook was fucking awesome. Pat really looked good. Twice in trouble on the ground.

woooooohoooo striking rocks, none of this so-called 'ground game'

Actually some decent escapes in there, although the cage played a part

69 points.

Highest I’ve ever been.

38

Lowest I’ve ever been.

49

Right in the middle of where I’ve ever been.

51

I’m satisfied so far.

58 points

After 3 wrong picks in a row.

Always good to see a Nawlins boy kick some ass.
About goddamned time HD

Brutal punches on the ground to force the stoppage, Gotta love that!

He defended subs!

TWICE!!!

Ill be honest when i say i thought it was over once Morecraft improved to mount the first time let alone the second but “HD” showed what he learnt at DeathClutch.

Im screaming at the top of my lungs while my girl is in the room talking to her mother, Safe to say she was not impressed.

God Damn that was great! WARHDBARRY!!!
World of Morecraft jus' got served

up by the Grease Machine Barry and HD finishes it up with the wonderful leg up mounting of the cage.

i guess BArry likes SWTOR

By the way, I told ALL of you it was gonna happen.

I wonder if he'll be in trouble for pushing Herb Dean
11 more.

65

You're so close to beating me.

This cannot fucking happen.

That was brutal

Poor Morecraft is getting cut on top of that too

Love your name btw, just finished Reapers Gale
Halfway through the last book, myself.

Phenomenal series.

LMAO @ the James Toney reference
james toney

will probably give him his black belt after that fight

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU I missed the Barry KO!!!
Pretty duck underneath before the counter.
Caught the replay and post fight, that duck and GnP was brutal

that wasfirst shot on the ground was ridic

This one is gonna suck for Morecraft. He’s gonna be kicking himself. Had his back twice and his arm dead to rights.

damn... morecraft is stull getting attention
That first right on the ground was brutal

Barry was still running when he threw that

James Toney BJJ coach. awesome

Still with the planking?
Why did Barry just plank?
Because, Awesome
Planking is played out

and not awesome.

Barry's awesome. Fact.
You just lost all my love for Planking
Barry is hilarious
planking?

bro is it 6 months ago? am i in a time warp?

HD Barry can go win loss forever, and won't get cut...he's too awesome!!!
Shoulda Tebow'd
So happy Tebow got Brady'd twice in one year.
Florian can't be left alone on the mic
SO much planking

How many are there now? There must be like 6.02*10^23

That's only one mole of planking

Let it continue haha

Avogadro was a planker
hope they keep Morecraft around for 1 more fight.

he rivals Big Timmy for the title of “Most fun to see get dropped”

Oh this absolutely.

Terry Etim is the new champ

Pat Barry's height actually helped him in this instance

Planking: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLfAtCbE_Jc

If that's not the one with the guy hitting the planker in the balls, I am disappoint.
I LOVE YOU PAT BARRY

so glad I was wrong about this fight. He actually did train BJJ!

I need more beer. :(
And I'm assuming 39 is kind of a sucky score for this part of the card
I got the same and yes

I had to get my own from the fridge.

I'm out of alcohol AND caffeine
Does anyone have an explanation for why Herb Dean let the guy's dome get crushed against the matt that many times?

Because it’s Christian Morecraft.

It's entertaining to watch Pat Barry bounce his head on the matt

Especially after coming back from some sub attempts

I want to see that finish slowed down and to a shitty tune.

Turns on the BEER MONSTER signal

7/7 on picks...64 points, and hopefully climbing.
6/7. 69 points.

Fucking bring it.

Jason Mayhem Miller's standup in UFC Undisputed 3

is way better than his standup.

Every time I saw Fitch KO'ed someone on a card during last year's, even I had to laugh a bit.

Ned Stark’s Bastards put some big points on the board after that one.

This was me during that fight. (I missed the first minute)

“This is over. This is over… Ahh fuck here comes the rear naked choke, this is over. FUCK. Damn that armbar is finishing him. This is over. Ooh hang on!” They stand. “Throw…throw…throw…throw…KILL HIM FUCKYES HD KILL HIM”

We are one in the same.

That's the thought process

of anyone with a soul.

I screamed so loud my neighbor upstairs asked me if everything was alright.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Planking may be out of date

But only Pat Barry can say he did it in the UFC Octagon. Without losing consciousness first.

SO is there a post fight press conference or just this post fight show thingy?
Ooooh shit

Dropped “debacle” on ’em

Your UFC debut…it’s gon’ be a debacle.

dreadful trash talk. Yet strangely enjoyable

Just got home from work

Greeted by Barry’s KO and a Steak and potatoes dinner.

Life is good.

I’m off to watch this at work, so I’ll check you guys later. It’s been fun!

A debacle!

well I say sir.

Damn, Easton is one intense dude

Bloodyelbow’s love child mike easton!!

easton is a scary dude

So I missed the prelims. Did Rivera get a good sendoff?

The crowd even chanted his name
He got me 7 points.
Wait, we're not on the same team.

Fuck you.

Dude...

You missed out. Yeah he did. “WHORE-HEY” chants after the fight.

Well hopefully they’ll show it again.

He got a little teary eyeeed
WHAT UP BV AND DP

yeah he did the crowd really got behind him

he didn’t get trucked the first round he just got smothered but showed brilliance twice

then he shook that single and pounced in the second round

I'm already over this triumphant music, still don't mind BRING THE PAIN
56 points

I got like every round wrong.

hmm… I’m enjoying these commercials so much, its just grrreat, but then occasionally some weird fighting shit comes on in between… wtf!?

How bad did Easton look like T.I in that debacle of a trash talk attempt?
That was... a debacle
The guys gonna give himself hemorrhoids with walkout's like that lol
sorry gals i was in the wrong thread

54 POINTS RUINING YOUR SPECIAL NIGHT

That's my thing. Swagger jacker.

I was in the wrong thread. Wow.

Hahahahaha, I'm so happy it wasn't me this time.
HEY!

DC Flag! I know who I’m rooting for.

The other guy, right?
DC FOREVER!
VA FOREVER SON

DC DOESNT EVEN HAVE SENATORS

Y'all don't even get part of the Potomac

Maryland, son!

Well, actually, I live in VA

so you know, WAR METROPLEX

We are slightly fucktarded.
But still less retarded than this fuckstain,
Oh shit purple shorts

I want Easton to win now

Hulk's really lost some weight since I last saw him
Ninja Roberts tweet
ninjaroberts Daniel Roberts
If ur mine is on other things that more important then fighting then u should’nt fight.
if ur mine am i yours?
Always and forever
truthfully though

hope everything is ok

What happened here?

I completely missed the prelims

Call him on his spelling. See what happens.

He was going to tweet something intellegent but his mind is on fighting
What does he mine? Ore? Gold?

maybe I shoulda picked Easton by ko instead of decision.

my thinking too
this guy is a little fucked in the head eh
Did anyone pick papapapazian?

I’d pick him out of my desire to see Easton lose for being so intense.

2 out of 107 who picked the fight in the BECW camp.

2 people.

Seriously. that’s all.

I put PG money on him, but picked HULK
Dude...

calm the fuck down

Oshizz busting out the Nog pose
lets go Easton

seems like a real personable guy, hopefully he catches a mark with the fans

easy "jackhammer"

you aren’t Junior Dos Santos.

Mike Easton

with the mean mug

They both look like they're trying to be so intense...

fail

What is this, Tekken?

with the pre fight dancin///

i love how easton is acting like he is going to stand and bang and not go for the takedown asap

Mike Easton needs mean mugging lessons

dont fuck this up mario

You’re DQ’d for that comment.

great ritual

from easton

MINI FRYE-TAKAYAMA

holy shit lol

jesus like don frye and shit

Mini Frye-Takayama

Holy hell, my cable just froze.
if you get fixed in 10 mins

you probably won’t miss much

It got scared from Easton yelling at it.

I feel like he's forcing that Hulk persona too much

Palhares just naturally turns green after wins.

WTF is that shitty tat?
I can only assume you're talking about Roth's surfing T-rex
WTF is that shitty dye job on his hair?
Now it's like I'm watcing two Randy Coutures

I want Papazian to vanish quickly i mean……in the third round

he gives me douchechills

I got Easton by UD, but he is so intense it’d be hilarious if he was KO’d

Worse ink

Papazian’s back or Morecraft’s front?

Melvin Costa's front

Nothing is worse than Morecraft’s wannabe Tupac tattoo

I'm guessing it's probably more inspired by Phil Anselmo of Pantera

http://archive.fashion156.com/i_uploads/20110325/Phil_Anselmo_2.jpg

Morecrafts by a country mile

Better question would have been Morecrafts front or Neers back lol

lol!

just noticed that the Hulk guy is sporting purple pants! I’d like to see a Wolverine or Batman mma persona next.

Pellegrino?
...

yeah I guess he’d work.

I just got that...

Wow he is trying to be the hulk….

The hell, Mario.
easton is not a fan of sponsors

Sponsors are not a fan of Mike Easton

“Mike, we feel that you’re a fighter we want to spo…”

“AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

He meanmugged them so hard they ran off

…to laugh in the bathroom

purple’s a sponser

One of the 3 ingredients of grape drink
i guess they had to pick somone up after hamill retired
good standing D by easton so far

blocking papazians big punches

Easton should be a flyweight
Yeah,

he’s got some beach muscle on him.

Yeah

I was thinking the same, but he did fight Dodson so I’m guessing he’ll drop when they make a 125 division.

Easton just keeps walking him down.

Instant 10-9 in judge’s eyes.

I think we're cruising to an Easton UD

Fingers crossed!

he def will just like the bebee decision

I've got Easton by decision

What are my chances?

The same as mine.

Think the KO is coming this round

Hopefully good.

That’s my pick.

looking good so far...

Papazian is no cup cake…we may have the FOTN here.

pretty good if the papa guy keeps just circling all day

they should just clinch all fight

Close round, but I'd give it to Eastman
10-9 Easton

need him to finish this round; should have picked a decision tho

I need that TKO this round Hulk.

easton for octagon control
Hooters food is a fucking culinary smusmorshion

I just spaced out at the titties

Eh,

they’re all plastic.

I prefer naturals over that boring shit, but when titties are on tv, you can’t help it. feels good man

10-9 Easton fucking close round though.
10-9 Easton easy

He was the only one that landed anything clean, Papazian’s punches look fancy but hit nothing but forearm and shoulder. Not to mention Easton walked him down the whole round so octagon control goes to him also imo.

What's up with this freezing/skipping shit?
Of course

The worse time I experienced this was during Rivera’s post-fight interview. Way to fuck up a man’s last fight farewell speech, Fuel.

You, too?
yep

Comcast?

Uh-oh...

I’ve got it recording out in the front room…

Nice left hook...

that totally missed.

If easton gets flash KOed

i’ll be mad for like 2 seconds then start laughing

Just went back and looked at a few of the BE Civil War posts, when does the next season start?

UFC sweden is the last event of this season I think

Thanks

I missed sign up and even though I pretty much mainly lurk except for the occasional live threads, I feel lonely making my picks in the regular BE camp.

I thought they closed the BE camp?

Yeah def keep making your picks then the captains for the next season will know your reliable

Then I’m even more Forever Alone than I thought!

lol

Keep an eye out for the posts cus even though were not supposed to be doing replacements we just had one this week

After 7 more events I think?
Join the camp on playground

make picks.
Get drafted for season 3.
????
Profit!

start making your picks on Playground now just to get the feel of it. you’ll be glad u did,

Sounds like fun...

Where do i sign up?

mmaplayground.com

Search for the BE Civil War camp.

except dont. Cus its only for the peeps in the comp

Im confused lol

So MMAplayground.com?

yeah make your picks on mmaplayground.com but the BE CW fight camp only has the people that are in the competition in it

All signed up and ready to rock for the next event, Cheers for the help fellas.

good work brosef. I’d advice joining tapology too. Just for the lols

I've been doing it for a 4 seasons so far

Just was completely oblivious to the drafting post unfortunately :(

oh jeez, you nust have been busy escaping a flood or something like that. it’s super intense so make sure u r around for the next draft.

You better be on a mobile device.

it’s a notepad and it’s pretty jacked up.

Work

So I come home and try and catch up on the internets but don’t usually pay as much attention to the Fan Posts.

I feel ya but a lot of the good times are in the fan posts. you’ll be laughing your ass off during the next draft.

did you make a pick on this fight?

Arlovski could learn from Papazian's footwork

as could Alves

Alves is a Muay Thai guy. I don’t think he’ll pick up agile boxing-style footwork anytime soon.

Mario is not having anything to do with these clinchs on the fence.
Cheeken boolsheet
damn mario

one boo and a break up?

Just like my last relationship

I appreciate your comments tonight

"This is great technique on the cage by these fighters..."

Mario separates them

Good, hopefully that secures this round.

nice sneaky knee there by Easton

He loves sneaky knees. He always throws them.

I hate this

I picked that guy who beat Kamal before changing it.

And now Barry looks competent.

...

Papazian is a blue belt… and he says he’s been fighting for 8 years?

he has a MT base, from what I've read
How did we know

This was gonna be a boring Easton win

I don’t think this is boring.

boring?

It might be because I’m crashing from that sick barry comeback and i finally found the real live thread so it’s sapping my attention

Really like how competitive this fight is
I thought this Easton guy was supposed to be a tank?

Go and fucking HULK SMASH SOMETHING MAN!

19-19 or 20-18 Easton?

Super close. I’m nervous because I have real money and MMAP bets on him.

Come on, Easton!

Lay n pray in the third!

10-9 Easton 20-18

chucked that “round stealing takedown” off like a BOSS

20-19 Easton

20-18 Easton.

Constantly stalking.

Easton,

Y U NO TKO PAPAZIAN IN 2

I never knew Easton as a finisher.
BUT?!?1

He finished Byron Bloodworth?

Ive got Easton up by 2 rounds so far...

Those 2 takedowns sealed the 2nd for me…

And i personally find this fight quite entertaining, Dunno what some people are talking about with the “boring” calls.

“He feels the pain every time, it diminishes his poower!”

Best corner speeches ever
20-18 Synthol Lesbian
Tapout is the worst
easton shrugged off that glove tap

class

RAAHHHHH HULK AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
20-18 Easton.

good close fight.

I enjoy Florian and Anik’s constant denigration of Anik.

nice one Kenny

“These guys are keeping such a crazy pace AND THEY ARE NOT EVEN BREATHING!!!!!”

someone should tell them to breath.

they’re zombies! It has begun.

THEY SHOULD FIGHT UNDER WATER
it is so refreshing to not have commentators screeming at me whenever the two fighters throw a few punches at the same time
OH! OH! HE'S HURT!
HES ROCKED

HE ROCKED ’EM

DIAMOND MMA

Oh wait Rogan isn’t here

So how did my boy morecraft do?

Got his ass knocked out.

In wonderful fashion.

He's now worse than Pat Barry

And was KOed for a third time.

real real bad

…after failing to secure two submissions.

I know…Barry hype train rolling

It’s like no matter how much Morecraft works out and loses fat, he will still have a waterbed for a belly

I noticed that also...

Truly weird, Its like he’s given birth lol

20-18

guy who is losing me points with this no finishing shit.

yamasucky loves breaking up the clinch

Ah shit

Mario was bout to unjustly dq another one.

I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT STEEL CUPS RIGHT NOW!

Wait, isn’t Florian the one who uses them according to Rogan?

i think it would be funnier if kenny just got angry that everyone else wasnt using the same type of cup as him.

Stop banging

Gimme some lay and pray. No finish pls.

Easton has the least accurate punches since the Shalorus fight

This is fun

FOTN
I hope not.

it’s not bad, but its not setting my world on fire either.

This is the only one long enough that wasn’t complete domination I think

oh so far, its the best

though I liked seeing Barry do his thing. I just hope there’s something better coming.

agreed

the last two have potential

and I think the powers that be love sloppy kickboxing

A bit too much on Easton by the commentators though

Papazian landing some decent shots

Yeah, I thought so too. Definitely partial to Easton

According to the tattoo on Easton's right pec

he is sponsored by Walgreen’s

Pappazi is tired

and niether guy is getting finished. Easton just doesnt punch hard

What an excellent fight.

Bias for Easton is evident. Gives some props to Paparazzi

They just went on about how impressive he is in his UFC debut against Easton, who they admit is heavily hyped.

The announcers?

If anything, they were biased towards Pap in the first and second.

Papazian was hiting Easton

Yet they were calling just Eastons punches, even the ones that missed

Green compression shorts under purple fight shorts

Easton is the Hulk!

DEEEYUM

uppercut

Def last round papazian on volume of shots
29-29

Yeah, I said it.

I agree

There should be more 10-10s and 10-8s – have them fight a 4th round.

Really fun fight

Come on. Easton by UD.

I retract my previous statement

That was wars

Easton does not turn his knuckles on his hooks. It’s weird. It looks like he was slapping Papizan with his knuckles.

Papazian is after MTB's awful hair title

29-28 better be Hulk for 5 points

I don’t know why they kept saying Papazian was gassing. Easton was gassing more.

30-28 Easton

Fun fight.

Tiny Joe Silva is impressed.

Mike Easton is not ready for prime time.

No clue who won that one.
I'll give you a hint

It was the guy in the purple shorts

Papazian impressed me

he aight

no one ever takes a decision from easton! ask bebee

I have it at 29 each

But these judges aren’t that ballsy

Great Fight! could be an SD, which would sour my score.

Easton should get the win though

30-27

Should be another 5 points for me. Also, who is selling the notion that this is a tough fight to score?

Papanzian

however it’s spelled… I bet will win

I didn’t make a pick for EVERY fight, but I’m on 100% on point so far. Cmon easton UD

Split for hulk

You saying or is it official?
Easton by MD apparently.
I could see that happening, but I think it's 29-28 UD for him instead

Alright, I’m back. Pens game went into OT/SO.

Sounds like I missed an awesome scrap. Shit. How’d you guys score it?

2-1 Hulk but could go either way
Easton should have won those first two rounds.

That’s all I know for sure.

Great fight

Here’s hopin’ for a Hulk UD…

30-27 Easton.

very close fight wouldn’t argue with pretty much any score.

zI have no idea what my BECW score is
right?

Majority = UD?

I meant overall, I missed the entirety of the prelims. I think I got 7 on this tho
Yes!

11 more points!

80 points.

Sweet tits.

pretty awesome

could be heading for record territory, depending how the next two go.

102 still wouldnt beat JDH’s 105

ah my history is corrected

and it’s all moot, cause Melvin is unfadable

unless his opponent can do BJJ

They also have to be able to get him down

But…yeah

rly?

do you get Majority decisions lumped in with unanimous decisions?

Whotafck gave last round to easton?
majority decision...

was that an option on playground?

Same option as split.
It's unanimous/majority,

not majority/split.

Whatever, I had Easton by TKO.
Packaged with Unanimous
Papazian's corner wasn't even standing with him :(

29-29 was the correct score

29-29!

I don’t know who you are, judge, but I love you.

Majority decision – does that count as a split or a unanimous decision on PG?

It should be split… that’s two for Easton and a draw right? I wasn’t paying attention.

Unan/Maj are lumped together as an option on PG though, Split is by itself.

Unanimous, I just had to double check because it seems to make more sense to be with split.

Oh, you’re right. Playground is weird.

Unanimous

Give Papazian another shot in the UFC

Oh he'll get another shot. Damn what a fight!

I actually had him winning the 1st and 3rd, 3rd easy

59 points.

for who? you? no way.
just messin yer an awesom capt’n

Glad for the decision

But that 30-27 was BS

Ive picked all but one fight correctly
Get off the ground ALDO!
What does that do to playground scores?
What do you mean?
nothing. MD/UD is same
yeah 11 more points.

76 points, 5th perfect pick.

Easton is doo doo.

no you are

Well I don’t think he is do do but I don’t think he is anywhere near what he is hyped to be talent wise

sorry bit the hype vs the truth.

and I picked Beaston by UD.

yup!!! they will keep spoon feeding him

Hahaha gotta love Lloyd

He just never gives a fuck "good job, very good wants to leave "

So, me and everyone else on MMAPG get 11 for that?
UNANIMOUS = MAJORITY

On Playground

what a fight!!!!

oh, Neer is on next…..

More like Neer is OUT next

11 points 50 so far

Right there with you
Damn, I'm 5/5 on my fight picks on tapology

boom : http://www.tapology.com/ue/80558.png

i need to join one of your fruity clubs!

ill make you die and then shit your pants!!!!!!

Is that an invite to your noble gang?

or should i say

super adventure club?

I hope the judge who scored it 29-29 goes to hell

Goodbye to my 4th 11 point fight :(

you get 11 for unaminous dec

majority is same as unanimous on mmaplayground

Mike Easton

Judge’s decision

Unanimous/majority decision

So which 2 people picked papazian?
5 perfect picks and 80 points.

Who mad?

ME

furious in fact

Shit, bro.

What do you have so far?

Not me

88

I'm coming for you homie.

This isn’t fucking over.

WHO ARE YOU?
One bad mutherfuker.
+5 for me

59 total!

Tied, bitch!
does that mean we are each others bitches?
can't wait for them to open up 125 ooo so fun
Easton:

“We fought the night”

46. Better than my score for UFC 142.

Fucking Yamasaki.

NEER

do it,do it.

Well done on the avatar

Thanks Broseph.

I'm still partial to the BusFeeders, but I'm not saying I'm not biased either :p

Ned Stark’s Bastards, 622 points. Lots of good scores guys.

Is that with the eleventh man?

Yep. Without, we’re at 585.

Eerrr…that’d be “Nope” instead of yep. lol

well I’ve improved my score each time out, at least I’m predictable for a rook.

zWell, between HD and Easton I have 16 points

Awesome, someone’s doing worse than me.

My bad, I have more than that

I just have no idea what I scored for the prelims

Unabomberman is probably killing himself at the moment.
Not sure how PG will score the majority dec, but if it's a UD, I have my high score

75, still perfect 8/8 on picking fights

It's scored as UD, says it on your fight companion
nice...never noticed that before
INEPT scores

Sweet Scientist: 76
Luke Nelson: 67
wonderfulspam: 68
Fullcircle: 72
kingofthedogs: 74
afrotikiman: 57
Unabomberman: 29
FightingFighting: 56
Tim Bernier: 54
PDG27: 42
MaZZacare: 47
Total: 642 (613 minus low score)

642 - 47 does not equal 613.

I don’t think I follow.

642-29

Unabomberman…

Oh, I read it like it went highest to lowest. Duh.
I only picked one fight wrong

And my scores is average. So disappointed.

Son of a bitch we just cannot catch up to you guys.

Sorry former Captain.

INEPT is just a solid team.

I think I'm at 60.

65 for me. Woo.

nice dude

We might move out of the cellar!

fuck i hope so

i want to ruin a special night already!!!!

Wait.. they’re doing commercials for a game that comes out in November? Wtf?

could of went eather way I myself scored it 29-28 Papazian

This fight is going to be nuts
I could care less

about these 2 guys…

Could.. or couldn’t?

Rec’d to the heavens

he has a fucking tattoo of a dentist, jesus christ

Are you saying my Isaac Yankem D.D.S. ink is uncouth?

is it Corbin Bernsen?
How is Luke Thomas' Beard doing?

Who is our captain?

Resident Evil 6 isn't out until November and they're advertising it already

Not that it effects me, since I didn’t bother after RE4

I thought that was strange too.

RE6?

They have a new one, I didn’t think it was 6 yet. RE5 was/is great!

4 was better.

Idk

I liked them both. I got SOOOOO many hours out of RE5 co-op merc mode. Me and the gf still play it to this day.

Sounds like a killer gf.

5 was awful

2 is de best

Was just about to say that.
tha' fuck!?

Seriously? It was so much fun!

Yeah 2 was good though

I wouldn’t say it was the best :/

Well, it's changed a lot.

I guess it’s all in what type of game the person favors.

I'd prefer a straight Zombie survival game at this point

The crazy japanese mutant s&m monsters is too played out.

2 had A & B play throughs with two characters first

Huge leap forward in visuals from the first and had the best monsters (opinion)

And lol @ Anik for using "technical" for a white guy.

Figured that’d stop since Goldie isn’t doing the commentary tonight!

Neer UD

This fight will be bonkers

Damnit Neer, don’t bang it out with Ludwig. IT’S IN HIS FUCKING NAME. YOU CAN’T WIN THAT WAY.

y u standnbang with bangbang

Didn't Neer fight Guillard?
i want some bloody elbows from neer
does anyone know why Bang left the UFC after the Goulet fight?

Bang with a beard? I feel more confident now

It’s gonna help his face absorb punches

but he's no Johny Hendricks
I think I have 51 points

But Barry torpedoed my parlay :(

Barry brought my parlay back from the brink of death with that sub D =D

Parlay still in effect

but I do believe Melvin’s imminent fading is gonna sink it.

I'm having a little buyer's remorse on my boy the dentist.
This looks interesting

Chronicle = American Akira?

my thoughts, exactly
Chronicle

Emo looking kid gets super powers.

Still Emo

Exactly what I was thinking

Although Jesus fuck have you heard about the Americanized Akirabortion?

I’m almost positive that was recently canceled.

It was shut down a few days ago
It's in development hell now

With ghosbusters in hell

It's been shelved

To difficult to film with the limited budget available to them.

They can't make Akira with 90 million

How sad is it that was the reason and not simply how ridiculous it would be to remake it with Americans playing the parts.

...no

what the hell is that?

Andrew = Tetsuo
from Akira wiki

The 2012 film Chronicle (film) uses many plot elements and visuals to Akira. The most notable being a character named Andrew, who suffered from an inferiority complex and emotional abuse, destroying parts of a city with his abilities while wearing a hospital gown in the same fashion as Tetsuo did in Akira. Also the only character who is able to stop Andrew is his best friend, a plot point which mirrors the relationship between Kaneda and Tetsuo.

I need to re-watch Akira

the ending was weird. I can’t even remember how Tetsuo got his powers.

i severely wish we could have gotten a prospect fight here

MacDonald vs Ludwig would be nice

Goddmanit,

Chronicle looks good, but I know it will suck ass.

That was my reaction too. I think it’s very smart of studios to cash in on “realistic” movies right now.

8 fights, two decisions. Awesome card so far.

Awww man i wanna play!!!

I feel so inadequate lol

On a side note, I hope Ludwig beats the tramp stamp off Neer’s drunk driving back.

hooters concept is kinda dumb

but the wings are indeed pretty good

I really love their medium sauce.

It’s honestly the perfect buffalo wing sauce. I mean, the rest of their sauces suck (like the other non-buffalo flavors). But when I’m in the mood for that medium sauce… not much better.

The buffalo chicken breast sandwich with Swiss cheese on it is top notch, too.

There's more than one sauce for buffalo wings?

I thought it was just… sauce.

Have you ever been to a Tilted Kilt?

Irish-themed. Waitresses dress sluttier than Hooters. They pretty much flirt with you to try and get a big tip. I went twice to watch UFC PPVs and it was just awkward. I just wanted to say "hey lady. I’m going to tip you five bucks on my 15 dollar order no matter what, leave me alone.

Saliva FTL

But it's on the Undisputed games, it must be awesome......
truf
That's right, I trane UFC, brah. With the UFC Traner.

Neer has a damn mean mug. He must be an honorary Diaz like they said. I need a Bang win to get to 70, but a UD would get me 76. I’d like that a lot better…

Bang UD takes me to 87

These next two fights should shake up the scores a bit. Let’s go Neer.

What's worse the last name tramp stamp on Neer or Belchers arm?
Belcher

easy

I have to agree, but NEER has to be a close second
at least he can cover it with a shirt

or some high waisted pantiloons

Belcher

get bonus awful points for being unique.

There is no topping that facial transplant zombie tattoo he has on his bicep... Apparently its Johnny Cash!
Damn Duane should've kept bombing him there
Bang wobbled him there...

Iv got real money on Bang. Lets

MUTHERFUKERS

its not 18K in an offshore bookie but I’m broke as fuck and need this

get yo bread Kimbo
Sorry brah

Looks like OBP Jnr is going without dinner this week

Bang letting his hands loose so far
Neer gets wobbled, clinches and tries TD

Gets kneed, spits out mouth piece.

BITCH MOVES BRO

Neer's chin and stupidity

Makes any fight with him impossible to predict.

Neer's face already looks like he's been hit by a bat
Neer is seriously in slow motion right now. Kind of funny considering the drunk speeding.

Bang is just lighting up Neer

Neer you're a bitch

A BITCH. A BIIIIIIITCHGH

Well, dammit.
Oh wow

he just his neck out there…

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
that sub was QUICK
W00t

5 is better than none.

I wanted bang to win but 5 points..better than nothing

I hate that shit

“It’s going to be a standup war. gets punked on feet, takes it to the ground to avoid shaming” :(

He just pulled a slick submission

What exactly are you complaining about?

I hate Josh Neer
That makes more sense

At least you can still make fun of that tat

Also he's Forrest Gump articulate
From my gf:

“So Neer has no personality whatsoever?”

thats accurate
Definitely that post fight was incredibly dull
I just did the double thumbs up with an approving nod while reading that and then responded "she's right" out loud

I’m buzzed

Well done sir, you need another beer
well fuck...

the perfect streak comes to an end…nice sub by neer though

Shit, he tapped him too early. Only 7 points.

Fuck! This! Shit!
neer vs barboza
weight classes
HOW DO THEY WORK???????
And Barboza would smash Neer, LW or not.
that's the point, he's a prick
both of those guys have fought multiple times at lightweight

It’s not impossible. But you are right in that I didn’t realize this was at WW.

/Had Neer via 1st round TKO

//team convinces him to switch to Ludwig
///continues to eat shit tonight

Ludwig gettin cut?
He's 2-1 in his last three, isn't he?
I have no idea, I just know he's been pretty hot and cold through his UFC tenure
He clowned Sadollah

And beat Oszipsszczscscap by split.

Hell no, he won his previous fight

Nah,

he’s looked great lately, and was doing good here before he got caught.

He was out quickly there, must have been deep
Dude, is he ok?
But when Jones dropped Machida, you thought it was bad ass, hmm ok...
I fucking hate Josh Neer.
93
TONIGHT@!!!!?!?!?!?!
Damn, you're killing it
Hate you right now.
Haha

Who do you have for the next one?

Holy shit

How is this I don’t even

God damn!!

Good restraint on my part. Almost bet on Ludwig, then really had second thoughts and didn’t bet on either. My streak would’ve gone to the shitter.. Awesome fight

JOSH NEER I HATE YOU
That was a ridiculously easy pick to make

Ludwig gets submitted….often.

wow 7 for 8 on fights tonight shitty round/way of victory picks btw. Picked Neer by KO/Tko

Pretty sure there’s been 9 fights tonight.

correction. (beer) 8 of 9. Thanks.

cut him

For ruining my night…

61 points

which is respectable even if my first round Melvin KO doesn’t pan out.

I’ll be at 80 points when Guillard ko’s Miller in the first round.

No, I'll be at 87 when Miller chokes him out in the first.
Wow!

Reem aint got shit on Liam Neeson, buddy is going heads up with a…wolf, or is it a bear?

INEPT

Got 12 points from Neer winning. Unfortunately, 7 of those points went to Unabomberman whose score likely won’t count.

How the hell did so few people pick him? Neer has a sick ground game.

I know

I thought it was nearly a coin toss with Neer having more paths to victory but Ludwig owning the standup.

i

i did not feel the ludwig love but having seen that i can understand why

We put up 20 not counting our lowest scorer who also got 5. The main event will make things interesting.

i hope im not the lowest scorer, it my best night so far.

“The throat specialist” Neer

*dirty thoughts
LOL

Josh “Throatfuck” Neer

Can we just fast-track Neer to a top contender so I can watch him get shitkicked?
Just have him fight Kongo so he can get dick kicked all fight long

Ned Stark’s Bastards were split right down the middle on Neer/Bang, Sadly, no one picked him to finish.

I know, I had to him for a ko/tko finish.

Oh, I should clarify, there were KO picks, none via sub though.

I knew he trained with the Diaz Bros but i just never put it together.

High Elbow Marcelotine is deadly

Quite why some fighters still train the traditional guillotine choke is beyond me.

Marcelotine? Explain, please.

Judo Chop Tomorrow?

I’d be all over that.

Marcelo Garcia basically came up with the high elbow version

Or at least developed it and popularised it for BJJ and Sub Grappling. It’s just a better choke to use than the standard guillotine. High Elbow and the Front Chancery / Prayer choke Jones used should be trained by everyone.

he went out QUICK

Judo Chop

Check out previous Judo Chops

Nate Diaz beat Marcus Davis with it, and I think another fighter – maybe CB Dolloway – has won with it.

I think both opponents went out too.

will do

Isnt it harder to finish with only one leg up onhis back?

It's all to do with the angle

The one leg high up on the back is to help prevent his arm coming up to try and defend (same reason the elbow is high, not only for the angle of the choke but to act as a block).

Didn't Nate also get Guillard with it?
I can't remember

Guillard just gets choked regardless a lot of the time.

I'm pretty sure it's the exact same choke
Could well be then
The Main Event is fantastic. I love it, despite them both hitting rough patches.

Miller sub round 1. Gotta watch out for that Guillar KO.

Yeah, thank your boxing coach LOL

is one of his sponsors really

Ammo to Go?

Cheaperthandirt for life
At least it aint booze

Least it’s not Condom Depot

or Extenze
It works! Ask Jimmy Johnson
Gill-o-tine

Fuckin’ goober

Guile-itine

Wow someone really says it like that?

aaagggh

Neer needs a good Fitching.

And Fitch needs a comeback fight

What’s with all the neer hate?

I would love this.
I think its something to do with DUIs

I dunno. I’m always happy to see him on a card. Dude brings it.

He's a drunk driver

And went 100 mph trying to dodge the cops.

That makes sense

I had never heard any of that

And all the bitching about getting roughed up
Drunk driving, Running from the cops then complaining about getting roughed up.

Tramp stamp, Goofy nickname… Need i say more?

Feed him to Fitch, Awesome idea.

Plus the whole begging a guy to bring it on when he’s fucking you up on the feet just so you can take him down.

Atleast he admitted it in his post fight...

Altho im not quite sure why he thanked his boxing coach lol

well for me its the way he complains about fighters taking him down and even during fights will talk to the ref to stand them up, goes on how no one can hang with his striking and then goes and does the same thing he gets pissed and talks shit about, I will never rememeber after the Eddie Alvarez fight how he went on that Eddie was afraid to stand with him and it was cheap he took him down and got his back for the sub

He must have been studying interviewing techniques with the Diaz boys.
61 pts

Only lost 3 fights tonight…and 2 of them I switched my pick last night. :(

Honorary Diaz

Down to the interview script

Gotdamnit

friends, who needs them?

Friends. How many of us have them?
I have 0

Saves me a fortune on birthdays and christmas

Me apparently

one of my friends just called and wants me to go to his apt to make sure that his door is locked because his roommate just moved out and left the key on the table…the only problem is that you can’t lock the door and leave without the key.

I told him after the UFC fight

I’m thinking about playing a prank on him. He has a nice flat screen at the crib >:D

I know a lot more about the UFC than I should. Does that make their entire roster my friend…or?

That dumb pig commercial

is god damn annoying

Thank you!

About time someone said that out loud.

My girlfriend and her family laugh at it every time

So I had to bitch about it somewhere, why not good ol BE?

Then the tapology babies take the being annoying up a notch

Err…what?

yknow. the fauxhawked tapout babies

Ohhh, you confused me. Tapology is a fight picking website, so I was lost.

I was talking about the commercial they keep playing?

Yeah yeah, I know the one. Gets old REAL fast.

hahahaha

I can’t believe I wrote “tapology babies”. i had a dumb

Final Bout

Jim Miller

Fight ends in round 3

Submission / Tapout

I got 4 perfect picks and 61 pts

What you got?

Think I'm at 65.
5 perfect picks 76 points.

If Miller can’t sub him in the first or second, I really don’t think he’ll get it in the third.

This

Guillard gets subbed in the first or not.

Ludwig blacked out faster than Josh Neer after a few drinks.
Of all the fighters to pick, they chose Carwin as a spokesperson?

Ok…

Carwin needs to buy groceries!
I thought Henry Rollins did the voiceover for that?
Street wise warrior, bro.

got to love Neer, When he fights someone with a wreslter or BBJ base he goes on after how they wanted noting to do with him and his stand up but then he does the same thing with a better technical striker, Rememeber how pissed he was Eddie took him down got his back and subbed him

Streetwise warrior!!!

Windswept deserts of Albuquerque…hahahaha. UFC’s really pulling out all the stops here.

"The fight neither man was looking for is now the biggest fight of their lives"

Diaz/Condit makes me so happy.

I don’t understand why anyone was disappointed that GSP/Diaz got cancelled. This is an infinitely more interesting and exciting fight.

And what I find even more exciting is the fallout after their fight occurs. Who wins, who do they defend against, if anyone? Do they win? Can they handle Georges? I can’t wait.

God i hope Condit puts Diaz to sleep.....

I would literally scream myself horse with joy.

holyfuckyes. Countdown should be awesomme

Co-signed

one of my favorite bookings in recent memory.

Gah, I adore UFC Primetime. It’s so amazing.

Diaz and Condit two of the UFC's biggest stars?

They fucking ought to be.

Screaming time!?!?!?
its not a PPV
I was quickly disappointed when I realized it.
what the hell...

diaz didn’t say where you at carlos

that some bs ufc editing
that is some genious ufc editing

“DON’T BE SCARED” shitty audio editing “carlos”

was thinking the same

You have NOT been in the fight game since 19 years old.
the Boxercise game
Naw dog

He was 15-2 as an amateur and got mixed up with gangsters. BOXERCISE gangsters.

Dana walked into the wrong neighborhood wearin the wrong headband and leg warmer colors

Jazzercise doesn’t qualify?

“Amazing human being”….Nick Diaz?

Surprisingly, he is a nice guy. Just not when the camera’s on him.

I recall Bas Rutten saying that he’s quite amazing to talk to.

Im sure Bas meant that he's sunny to listen to when he talks

If Nick Diaz is an amazing human being, then that makes Mike Whitehead an average human being…

Which makes Joe Son “mixed-up”.

Amazing doesn’t necessarily mean “good”

a·maz·ing
adjective
causing great surprise or sudden wonder.

Dana looks like he's gonna puke. It's not even live...
Good night of fights tonight.
yeah

pretty solid card really.

Another bad on paper...

Awesome live fairy tale card.

Yeah. Most of them utterly pointless in the grand scheme of things, but it’s been entertaining.

*ahem

Guillard is about to take Miller to school. Guillard made a mistake in his last fight, but 2012 is his year. He’s about to run through everybody this year, yall can fade all you want!

just had to put that out there since I don’t think Psycho is going to make this comment thread.

Dana seems disappointed that it was a conversation and not a yelling match

Can we just all agree that Anik is the fucking UBER Goldie. He’s going to bring respectability to this shit. Professional from NE(!)

I dare say

that Anik is unfadeable.

He even has the sports analyst voice

I feel some fade coming on.

Sorry, but the whole, I came from a rough neighborhood and made something of myself doesn’t hold weight for me when your method of rising above is being a fucking fighter.

Yeah

why’s that?

I stick by my statement, but I don't feel like elaborating on it.

Suffice it to say, given his background I imagine he participated in a street fight or two in his day.

It just sounds like you're hating

Guy makes a fairly good living doing being an athlete. How is that not making something of yourself?

Coming from nothing and all that is one of those media-infused “role model” stories. Are fighters role models for kids? Let’s not sugar-coat the sport. It’s dudes trying to beat the shit out of each other. I’m not going to accept that as some glamorous heartfelt story of overcoming hardships. Yeah, I learned how to not do drugs (ha) or get involved with the gangs in my neighborhood by taking up fighting as a career… Ok?

So being a boxer or a mixed martial artists isn't a respectable career

You can be a fighter and be a great person. Why shouldn’t a guy who trains dedicates himself to something more than most people dedicate to anything in their life, and is trying to learn from his mistakes and achieve greatness be a role model?

If you really have lived in a rough neighborhood and are still judgement to that degree, I have to question whether or not you took away the proper lessons from your experiences.

*judgemental*
I could really go on about this a lot more...

But it’s not really the place. And I don’t feel like writing a fanpost that eventually finds some weird logic that determines I’m racist. I know how the Internet works.

I did grow up in the shittiest part of town, in a shitty city, in a shitty state, though… And I’d never try to use that as some excuse or achievement for where I’m at today.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Guillard does not have a face for close up HD...
Excellent broadcast

Even the plugs in-between fights are UFC-based and not some bullshit comedy show…although they can promote Archer.

Commence fading..T-Minus.1…2….3

I almost forgot he got suspended for cocaine

lols

“Right about the time I had my 70th fight, I started using drugs”

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Half a bottle of gin and a generous helping of whisky in, I just realised I’m fucking hammered.

'Sup.
I envy you americans...

Its 1pm here, Far too early for that kind of craziness lol

It's 4:30 for Spam and me.
My cocopops are still digesting...

I dont feel like spraying my lounge with their chocolatey goodness just yet lol

I'm high as fuck right now.
I envy you also...

Stupid drug tests and employment lol

Drug tests on the job? What do you do?
Railroads...

High risk, Regular drug tests and 3k a week so ill kick the herb for that.

3K A WEEK?!?! THE FUCK

3K a week damn right you're dropping the weed.
3K Australian... Just to clarify.

The mines in Perth is where you wanna be tho i hear, 5k a week and they fly you in and out.

/goes for high 5

/misses

I’m getting there. Diet+alcohol=getting drunker much quicker than usual.

Ton of herbz with kief on top, I am having some good times

Jim Miller represents what's good about MURICA
I'm pumped

Where’s ( . Y . ) ? I think he and I have a sigbet

I like both of these guys...

But i want Guillard to win purely because he interests me more in the title picture, Miller has already lost to the champ, #1 contender and the guy right behind Bendo in Gray.

Huh. You make a solid point there with Miller’s losses, I hadn’t considered that.

I hold no illusions that Guillard could be champion with his mental deficiencies

But he definitely holds more interest for me considering the dominant fashion in which Miller has lost to those 3 guys.

UFC has stepped up their promo game. I like it.

and Miller wins the walkout battle

hands down

THERE’S A BATHROOM ON THE RIGHT!

Anik is the shit. Fuck Goldie.

I thought I’d miss Rogan, but no. Anik/Florian is great for their lack of “what the fuck are you talking about?” moments.

Yeah, Anik/Florian has done more than their part tonight.

Really nice being able to hear actual play by play.

Not a fan of Florian

Anik/Rogan would be awesome for me.

THIS

I’m not a big Rogan fan, but he’s way, way, way better than Florian.

If only there was more of a difference in their voices, but I definitely love them.

Ok, I'm just gonna say it

I don’t much care for Jim Miller. And no I don’t know why. WAR MELVIN!

Me neither. I know he's a good fighter, but he's kind of unspectacular

Were done. I fucking Love Jim Miller

Fuck the Eagles!!! CCR!!!

This makes me want to break out my old creedence tapes

PLAY SOME TULL!
Dude,

I started up a Jethro Tull Pandora station today.

get the fuck outta my cab!

/but seriously

CCR > The Eagles

That was a great promo much better than the 20 second i'm going to go in there and impose my will shit we usually see
Isn't his brother Dan Miller?

Dan Miller kinda…sucks.

no he doesn't

He just takes too many fights above his level.

won a B level title in the IFL

fights hard but he just isnt top level caliber. he has had a good career very Jorge Riveraesque

NO!

Dan Miller is – if possible – even more awesome than Jim Miller.

See his strength of schedule
Dan's a solid gatekeeper
boo this man

even in a live thread

lol lol

what the fuck ever man, the guy isn’t special at all.

An exception should be made in this case
Dan fought Demian Maia, Michael Bisping, Nate Marquardt, and Chael Sonnen

DUDE

But

did he record any wins against those guys?

all of them

at the same time!

lulz

pics or it didn’t happen!

He lost to three title fighters and a guy who’s fighting for the #1 contender and he sucks?

C’mon son.

He's not a top MW, but that doesn't mean he sucks.
Dan Miller ends up against fighters that might be or have proven to be using PEDs

The ones I can name without making certain lawyers twitch is Chael Sonnen and Nate Marquardt for their TRT use.

you’re going to feel bad for saying that once you know his story.

Jim "THE GINGERBEARD MAN" Miller

Lets gooooooooooo

Most underrated fighter in the world right there, kids.
Very cerebral is Jim Miller

Bit of a Goldie moment for Anik – maybe he thinks thats how things are done here

I think some of the goldberg ju-ju has rubbed off on anik.
"Very cerebral fighter is Jim Miller"

Prediction: Guillard is going to become a junkie after his fight career is over

Prediction: Guillard is going to become a junkie BEFORE his fight career is over.

I see Melvin becoming a classic crack head.. I hope that’s not racist though, the man did test positive for cocaine before

"Very cerebral fighter is Jim Miller" NO ANIK NO DON'T TALK LIKE GOLDIE!
QUICKSAND!

He’ll turn into Goldie in a moment.

So, I took a chance tonight, and picked Guillard by KO, round one. I need it.

If SOPA somehow regains popularity, I want this to be my last internet statement:

I FUCKING LOVE JON ANIK AND I FUCKING LOVE JOHN FOGERTY.

I saw John Fogerty live

And it was glorious! He did a one-minute tapping intro (as in the guitar technique, not tapdancing)

God damnit. GOD DAMNIT. I LOVE JOHN FOGERTY. I LOVE JON ANIK! wefwefjweifjnp. Ugh.

JOHN MUTHERFOGERTY
I love when people actually choose good music for their walk-out song.

So rare.

Miller coming back out to Bad Moon Rising

Better chance of winning now

Whew. Close call. Looks like I made it home just in time to see Melvin’s Win Streak start.

If/when Melvin loses does that mean I can lump him in with Anthony Johnson

As stupidly talented fighters who clearly don’t have the right head to ever contend for a UFC title? Only difference is Melvin makes weight.

Yes.

Athletic+explosive will always lump them together though.

Depends on how he loses

I have a feeling Jim is just going to schoolhim. Nothing to do with Melvins mental issues

I kind of want Guillard to win so I can test a theory

I think he only lisps after he wins a fight.

I'll bite

Which theory is that?

?

?

yeah

my bad. I can only read bold text after a couple beers.

I liked Kenny on MMA Live

And I really like the dude in general, but he sounds like he’s struggling tonight

It's his first time

doing live commentating, isn’t it?

Florian? No, third, I think.

UFC 83
UFC 134
TUF 11 Finale

He commentated at 134. Rogan couldn’t make it to Rio.

And I know he's been 3rd man in the booth before
He has.

I can’t remember the event though.

He also sounds too much like Anik. Mir is a good option.

Love Mir as a commentator
Unless Torres is fighting.

Agreed. I was disappointed when he was replaced in the WEC.

I wonder if he’s done any unaired commentary like Anik did to prepare for tonight? If not, this might be Florian’s 4th or 5th time commentating a night of fights after his time in the WEC.

I thought I read that they were working Anik out with a bunch of different people over the last several months. I figure Kenny must have got a little work in too. I’d like to see him succeed, but he’s stumbling. Bas? I’d like to hear Miletich out there too.

Guillard should have come out to Sisqo

No one can pull of techno music except the Axe murderer.
Or Shogun.

I always fistpump to Wand and Shogun’s walkouts

feels good man

What is this suckfailmusic

It’s like someone took a shit and sculpted it into a deadmau5 sculpture

Jon Anik just comes off as someone who can talk about MMA intelligently

As opposed to Goldie.

It sucks because Goldie is cool off camera. I don’t get it. He turns into robot mode on-mic.

Goldie needs to stick around to do ads and fan Q&A’s…other than that, Anik needs to be the man.

It must suck to be the marketing plug guy, because you end up coming off as an ass all the time

poor goldie

Even when he’s not doing ads, he sucks.

thats not his job though. Hes supposed to be play by play comentator

Goldie just kind of talks, and keeps talking, and spurts out buzzwords and phrases.

Don't you want to hear what a fighter's favorite color is?

or how about the summer job he got when he was 15?

he comes off as someone who could talk about a number of things intelligently.

he actually feels like a real commentator. he could do almost any sport. goldie just isnt good as a commentator.

Honestly

Florian isn’t as impressive as Anik on the mic

I like that they’re unobtrusive. I can watch the fight without constantly going “…the fuck?” when Rogan says something weird.

Can Mir PLEASE commentate Torres’ fight at 145? Please?

You want to hear him moan everytime Torres does something good?

Oh this. Just for good ol times.

hope whiteboy jock takes a loss

channeling psychoblack

What’s Melvin’s walkout song?

Bleep bloop bloop

by DJ HOOcares

Who was favored in this fight?

Guillars has won 46 fights??
THIS NO GOLDIE IS KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

TEEP!
IT IS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OVER
PLAY THE UFC DRINKING GAME
TRAVIS LUTTER IS MICHAEL JORDAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shit, he really said that about Lutter??
yeah
Shit...I have no words for it...

“Travis Lutter is the Michael Jordan of BJJ”, right?

Yes.

Goldberg: “He’s like the Michael Jordan of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu!”
Rogan: “No he’s not”

Michael jordanesque in his grapping skills, is Travis lutter Joe.
You.

I love you.

MELVIN GUILLARD LOOKS LIKE A MINI-KEVIN RANDLEMAN. SO EXPLOSIVE AND ATHLETIC!

LIL EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cmon Melvin, I need these points

Tennecity athletic commission?

Why 3 rounds?

It’s a main event

Miller 1st round submission says my head.

Guillard 1st round TKO/KO says my heart.

Opposite here

WAR MILLER

And the head reigns supreme
Youn Assassin FTW.
I meant Young, of course.
SUPER JIM MILLER ULTRA FINISH ATTACK GO

When will Melvin just be “the assassin”

When he street-fights Houston Alexander for it.

that doesn’t stop the many pitbulls of the world

Many black people age gloriously
Damn

Buffer completely mispronounced Guillard’s last name…

WORST TIME EVER TO HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM…FUUUUUUUUUU

On the floor, dude.

At what point does Melvin have to stop being The Young Assassin, and Urijah the California Kid?

I picked Guillard, but want Miller

For the record

Guillard's finna wreck shop play boi

run tell dat!

booya

Sweet Sassy Molassey.

dont shoot that puck in my pooper!!!!

Take out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rubdown!

Oooooo HES ROCKED

Wheres ROgan when u need him?

"Showing a lot of heart is Miller"
Damnit Jim

Be Fedor

Miller won’t be faded.

Explosive... athletic...
melvin is levitating during td attempts

whoo miller takedown boys

Miller just eating knees

SUCK IT MELVIN!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

yes yes yes

YEAH BABY PERFECT NIGHT FO ME

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
FUCK YES

I LOVE YOU JAMES MILLER

YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FUCK YES!

Gimme 7

MILLER IS A FUCKING BEAST

FUCKING RIGHT MILLER FUCKING RIGHT

As I was saying.

Most underrated fighter in the world.

FUCK YOU PSYCHOBLACK

SLAP YO SELF

He just keeps getting faded.
Dammit, I should've known Guillard couldn't go a round without giving up his neck.

7 pionts

fuck me running

Melvin looked great

Someone put da young assassin on suicide watch tonight plz :(

and take psychoblack with him

young assassin assassinates himself?

GuillardCEPTION!

SICK BJJ. Miller Time.

FADED BEEEEEYOOOOOTCH

JIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMM MILchik .zdfLLLLLLLLLLER MOTHERFUKERSSKH2Jwqb

Ahahahhahahahahahahaha

i switched my pick from guillard to miller today too

err other way around

Uh oh…. Good thing they have instant replay

Jim Miller you are my hero!
me too

No fighter has me more emotionally involved than Jim Miller

Guillard can eat a dick for those flying knees. Are you fucking kidding me.

DAMMIT, MELVIN

This is why I picked Miller by sub in Rd 2

So how good is Benson Henderson?

Crazy how he outgrappled this guy so easily.

Super impressive.

He was sick!

Hopefully we’ll get a good idea of how good he is come February.

Benson really got my respect with that fight.
Bendo's made huge leaps

but I’m still leaning towards Edgar.

I can't wait for that fight. I think it'll be a 5 round war.
I'm even more excited for Edgar/Bendo than Diaz/Condit
To be fair, I wouldn't say that he out grappled

He was just able to survive/tolerate the submissions attempt. He still got caught in them a fuckload of times.

As awesome as Miller is at submitting guys in MMA, no one should try to submit Bendo. That guy is a freak when it comes to that.

I'm not taking that away from Bendo

I’m just don’t think that wading through sub attempts is the same as out grappling somebody.

I don't remember much striking in that fight, maybe I'm forgetting it.

Bendo found the advantageous grappling positions after Miller’s failed sub attempts and ended each round in top control from what I remembered. I could be wrong though.

True. Maybe I just think of grappling from a weird perspective or something.

I can’t help but feel that Bendo being subbed is inevitable, because he just walks right into them.

By whom? If Miller and Boecek can’t do it.. not a huge amount of top level BJJ players at LW

I'm sure it has to be a high level

Henderson just walks into sub attempts, so he might just get unlucky.

Nah.. the man has rubber limbs and breathes through his skin. Not going to happen.

good enough to be the next lightweight champ
I really hope so, Jesus post-fight interviews aside.
Jim Mutherfukin Miller

That was beautiful

Well

he did power himself out of an arm triangle attempt…

FUUUUUUUUUUUCKYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JIM MILLER!
87 mutherfuckin points.

Chael Sonnen thinks Guillard needs to work on his sub defense.

haha, i hate your timing

Melvin Guillard

the Chael Sonnen of the lightweight division

I think Melvin was fighting with an injury. There’s got to be an explanation for this.

excuse for what?

he looked great and then got choked out

Yeah, he has a brain fart just about every fight
He lacks basic RNC defense

and defensive grappling?

Even Pat Barry

Has made improvements in his ground game.

Miller's lost to Bendo, Maynard, and Edgar

Guillard’s not at that level.

Melvin was doing great but the fucking jumping knees..youd think they’d tell him not to do that vs a high lvl grappler.

This

fucking this! That damn 3rd or 4th flying knee led to the take down. Melvin should be a little more poised with his strikes. Maybe he should stick to boxing and only throw knees and shit in the clinch.

57

Awesome end.

Melvin seriously hasn't learned a thing

He is 155 Rumble after all

at least he can make weight

If he was rumble he’d be a MW

Oh c'mon

he didn’t walk up and offer the guy his neck. Miller is pretty good at this BJJ business. That was hardly a brainfart.

Trying a flying knee 500 times and leaving your feet against a powerful and serious BJJ player

Is stupid.

He made Miller's teeth click with one of those knees

he can’t just abandon his style. Miller is just a good fighter.

Sure he can

He would’ve won if he hadn’t thrown those knees.

You don't know that

So stop acting like you do.

Melvin is the best fighter in the world, seemingly poised to take up the world by storm, but his neck always has other plans...
HIDE THE CHAIRS! GUILLARD GOT SUBBED!
In the first round.

Again.

It’s as if he’s programmed for it.

85 points!

Not the best, but still better than most of y’all bitches.

Shut the fuck up
You just mad, homie.

You scared of my skills.

Nah, but if you're gonna brag about a high score then go all out and do it

don’t put up disclaimers.

I will. This is my third time doing playground.

You’re looking at one bad S.O.B.

87 bitch.
Sweet Scientist

YOU ABSOLUTELY ROCK!

Whatever.

Two points doesn’t mean shit to me. I’ll get you next weekend.

oh yeah, solid 64 for the Bastards. Best showing yet.

Blackzillians have gotten OWNED lately

Poor psychoblack

THE CONSERVATIVE SANDWICH-HEAVY PORTFOLIO PAYS OFF FOR THE HUNGRY INVESTOR
odds on melvin going on a bender

I AM SLAPPING MYSELF OUT OF JOY

How predictable...

And thats why you should never bet with your heart lol

This just makes Bendo look even more awesome

because Miller was ALL over him and Bendo survived.

Yes! Didn't pick Miller, but YES!
That whole back take was boner fuel
recd for boner fuel

FADED. fucking faded.

End the night at 74 points

Decent but I was sure I’d do better.

I'm gonna look forward to Bendo invoking his Sampson powers on Miller

again.

54 for me tonight, not too bad.

But my hot bout curse continues.

Guillard probably has some of the worst fight IQ in the sport

NINE submission losses via choke.

No, but seriously

They need to keep a close look at Melvin after this, it’s gonna be like 10 times worse than his post-Lauzon loss sobbing freakout

( . Y. ) WHERE YOU AT? I GOT YOUR SIG READY
Bring it on, my man.

I can take it.

*might not enjoy it, though…

Here you go

“Save a life – ”http://danieljamesmillerfoundation.wordpress.com/how-to-donate/" target="_blank">http://danieljamesmillerfoundation.wordpress.com/how-to-donate/ "

damn what does Guillard do from here?

He just can’t get to the next level.

Hmmm....

Cerrone?

Used to be Jackson homies

but with that over, maybe they’d be up for it. I love that fight.

51,

best of my career.

DAMNIT GUILLARD STOP DOING DUMB SHIT IN FIGHTS VS HIGH LVL GRAPPLERS

A lowly 56 for me

Im saving the highscores for later

its decent. You wont be bottom anyway

Shit, I think I scored 30+, or something...

Gaaaaaaaaad……..

LOL!

Waiting for your roasting in the BECW post.

Guillard should seriously consider a move to a camp like Cesar Gracie

His BJJ is the only thing holding him back.

hahahaha “Danny boy”

SHOUTOUT TO BABY DANNY

BOOYA MILLER FAMILY FOREVER

Do you think psychoblack jumped off a building? Yes or yes?

I feel bad for him.

He should really jump on the Bones train just for damage control.

INEPT

Sweet Scientist: 87
Luke Nelson: 78
wonderfulspam: 79
Fullcircle: 83
kingofthedogs: 81
afrotikiman: 68
Unabomberman: 36
FightingFighting: 63
Tim Bernier: 65
PDG27: 53
MaZZacare: 57
Total: 750
Total (minus Una): 714

I don't remember Sweet Scientist.

Who’d he used to be?

He's tokitok on PG

But Sweet Scientist here. Doesn’t post a lot but posted plenty in this and the previous thread.

I'm kind of new as a poster, long time reader though.

Guess the Civil War was the motivation I needed to start posting.

Even though we messed up in the Shalorus fight

We did fucking awesome tonight, most of all thanks to you. INEPT NEVER DIE!

INEPT better draft me next season.

Or they will fucking die.

I don't think

Teams will be allowed to carry over to the next season. If INEPT win I might be able to captain a new squad but then I think I might just pick the same team again. Although going on current form, I might replace Unabomberman with you ……. (j/k Una, you killed it at UFC 142)

Your team would be raped and pillaged like the K-1 crew.
Meh.

I tied with Una for 142 and beat him by 9 points at 141. Cut him.

Yeah we fucking killed it tonight.

Well in that case, Welcome to BE, bro! Glad to have you here.

All Guillard needs to learn

is two one one. Two on one.

I need to join on this civil war

man i feel like a pimp tonight

You need to start picking the early prelims as well …

haha i know spam

I didn’t do my research well enough this time around, still happy with the outcomes :B

Tell me about it

Talk about feeling left out lol

no offence at all

But lots of people did great on this card. Need to be doing it on a regular basis

Just stoked because I’m semi new to predictions :)

not taking anything away from you. Or at least I dont mean to. Congrats its an awesome score. Better than I’ve ever got anyway

submissions ftw!!!
Melvin threw those flying knees like way too recklessly.

He threw them with no setup, and threw them half half-heartedly at that. Guillard needs to step into a boxing gym and train all of his striking there for at least a year, because his striking technically sucks regardless of the power he packs.

His boxing and footwork blend brilliantly

He needs to do some things less haphazardly though. If you’re fighting a submission genius, don’t fly into a takedown.

His recklessness brings down the overall quality of his standup, especially on the defensive side.

He leaves way too many openings for his opponents, the elite guys, to capitalize on. His last three losses were directly the result of him throwing careless strikes against guys he should have out matched. Guillard’s problem is not his TD, it’s not using his striking as efficiently has he possibly can against high level opponents.

Power and speed is great to have, but if you don’t use it wisely, it will lull you into a false sense of security against a supposedly inferior athlete who is highly skilled.

72 pts tonight

If I wasn’t so damn hesitant I would’ve had 86 easily. :(

78

would have been around 90 if I didn’t pick second round stoppages for almost all the fights.

I picked 2nd round for Neer

Didn’t think he’d get it that quick

I picked Ludwig for some reason
show the rivera fight

you heartless retards

Who is Rufio fighting here?

Ninja of love.
THE NINJA OF LOVE
elbow violence is so beautiful
Damn!

he went beast mode!

I've never seen a 1-2 connect so easily

Ninja of Love is awesome.

Hopefully they show Rivera

KOTN – Barry
FOTN – Easton-Papazian
SOTN – Gingerbeard Man

Ryan and Denzel!?

Cools!

Well, even though the card was weaker than the majority of Spike Fight Nights

UFC on FX feels a lot more classy and prestigious.

It was more entertaining than the majority of Spike Fight Nights

too though.

It's the Anik factor
seriously this

this was the first event in awhile where i wasnt annoyed by the commentary.

Rogan and Barney Rubble are burned out

I hope the rest they get between numbered events will benefit their commentary going forward, but I think Goldie might be a lost cause.

HOLY FUCK

I remembered that there was the 20 second knockout, but fucking hell that was vicious. Definitely hellbows.

does anybody else think those elbows were a little back-O-da-headish?
I couldn't tell from that angle

It looked horribly painful though

The one that dropped him was on the temple
It looked to me like on at least one of them.

that the forearm hit the temple, while the elbow kind of came around the back. I’m not saying that it should have any effect on the outcome, just that I thought it was interesting.

I think two were on the ear

And the third or whichever one dropped him was more on the temple.

Nope
Definitely nope

And I thought the Silva DQ was defensible.

I think Paul Daley won a fight in similar fashion

Jordan Mein vs Male Manborg

Those were absolutely vicious.

Yeah, it was pretty great.

Which male manborg?

The totally 100% male male male male male man-man-man-borg.

Ivan Menjivar against Charlie Valencia

it was just one elbow though.

To the face...

The crack his nose made was sickening.

I remember they had the super slow mo cam on that fight

it looked even worse in slow motion.

Great Night for AMA

It's been a great night for

the American Music Awards?

>:D

I'm from Reddit

Ask Me Anything

80% finish rate. Awesome night.

I missed the decisions

I’m pretty sure I didn’t miss on much though. I kinda don’t like Easton for some reason. Not sure why though.

That was a FOTN candidate though

Really nice back and forth action (that’s what she said).

you aint kiddin

3-0. Jersey represent

Sigh

Good main event. I think if Guillard didn’t go with that flying knee he could’ve won. This is another step, and Guillard needs to take small steps. I think his future is still bright.

So you picked Guillard? Thank fuck – you would’ve made 100+ if you’d picked Miller, right?

If i picked Miller

My minimum would’ve been 98

Alright, so apparently everybody else was right about Miller

choking the shit out of Melvin. Sorry team. 61 points to finish things out.

i honestly hope they feed fat grapplers to Barry for the rest of his career, it would never get old
Holy shit Florian cut the hyperbole

Barry KOing Morecraft was reminiscent of a Joe Frazier left hook?

Didn't he say

Mike Tyson?

He used both, and they're equally bullshit

But damn that KO was nasty. Herb took a little bit too long to stop that.

Both

And Travis Lutter is the Michael Jordan of BJJ

Yeah I think he said he slipped like Tyson

I think that one of the TECHNICAL ARTICLES (can’t recall which one) highlighted how Tyson changed his stance with that punch

In his defense

that rising, lunging left hook did look awfully Tyson-ish.

Anik putting in the effort

to pronounce “Denis” with a nicely French balance of syllabic emphasis

He's good with names

Miller vs. Clay or Gray?

Miller vs. Dunham after Evan kills Lentz

That’s a step back or a step sideways, methinks. Miller needs to fight high contenders.

Evan Dunham is a contender in my book

Even though Guillard killed him. Dunham clearly beat Sherk no matter what the judges say and is a good matchup for Jim.

But who?

I like Diaz v. Lauzon/Pettis winner for next contender, personally. Who’s else is really rising up the ranks right now?

Miller has a better resume than any of them. Lauzon/Pettis winner is still at least two wins away from a shot.

I'm not as sure

Lauzon would be on a 5 fight streak and his quality of competition has been going up. Pettis looked good against stephens, but you’re definitely right about him not getting a shot too soon.

Diaz has looked great since his return to LW and ending Cerrone’s streak is a big win.

Now Miller-Diaz might be something.

THIS

That would be ridiculous.

What's Maynard's deal?

is he injured?

Hasn't updated his blog since October so who knows

Wasn’t maynard just training with aldo?

Great call

Forgot about that

oh roight

I wonder why he doesn’t have a fight scheduled.

Because he just got rich franklined except he was the challenger
Clay and Gray need to fight each other first

Miller vs. Dunham seems to be the fight to make.

What a fucking night!

Amazing card with only two decisions. Is there going to be a Primetime discussion?

I certainly hope so.

Is there going to be a Primetime stream? I need something to justify staying up (it’s 5am).

BE Radio for the lols

Oh shit!

Forgot you were english. I’m not sure.

I'M NOT ENGLISH

I hate you now.

Wait. I saw the Northern English captain thing and lost my mind.

What are you?

DANISH MUTHERFUKER
Mmm... Danishes....
I'm with this guy.

Fucking delicious.

Calm your Dane dick, mutherfuker.

You don’t want to piss me off.

This was one of the best UFC cards I've ever seen

Even though I hate Josh Neer

Miller/Diaz?

In the words of Rener Gracie,

daaaaaaang.

winner gets a shot or faces winner of Pettis/Lauzon

Joe Silva just starched his trousers at the thought
Oh I'm liking how you're thinking

that’d be a fucking brutal fight.

seriously

too much awesome

how did the team do BTW
checking now

Everyone seemed to be around th 50-60 mark. Violent newt got 70something though

I know our score but I'm not posting it here for suspense and all that jazz.
yeah kinda loses the suspence if we know the score after each fight lol
Looks like there won't be a separate primetime discussion.

Who wants to carry on the discussion here?

Diaz has a sambo coach?

Whoa

If anyone outside the US needs a Primetime stream

I just found one. E-mail me at emildinho at the mail that is g.

Actually

All those guys that e-mailed me earlier – it’s the same link I already sent you.

And then there are those who don't have babies.

And live their lives not having to spend shit on anyone but themselves and getting to do whatever the fuck they want. That’s what I want.

Is Carlos related to Gary Condit?
Is Condit using

The Matt Hughes bag?

All right I can't stay up anymore

My dog snoring is making me sleepy. Like white noise. NEXT TIME GUYS.

Justified

whats it about and should I watch it?

A badass U.S. Marshall and a messed up town.

I fell off, but its pretty good

worth watching?

Think our score total is 717 and Imaginary Enemy scored lowest with 50

definitely worth watching

Timothy Oliphant is great. Check out the first season.

damn, it's almost all condit

i guess nick diaz didn’t offer too much camera time again..

I'm taking Diaz by sub at some point in the fight.
Hahaha

Nick with a baby mullet

I love that fucking photo.

I’m actually starting to like Diaz again.

Is anyone interested in the total team scores after UFC on FX?
Sure man.
This might be totally wrong due to alcohol

But for what it’s worth:
INEPT 1877
Cecil People’s Champs 1773
The Filipino Reccing Machines 1761
The Voices In Paul Harris’ Head 1753
Bus Feeders 1745
Ned Stark’s Bastards 1722
Brock Lesnar’s Cruelty-Free Pest Control 1699
Trainyard Sleepers 1664
Ruining Your Special Night 1620
Luke Thomas’ Beard 1578

Subbevil really fucked the beard up.

I really wish I could’ve replaced him.

Well so much for that suspense thing.
Yeah, sorry about that

But It’s nearly 6am here and I’m gonna sleep till like forever tomorrow so I figured the earlier the better.

Nope.

More interested in individual scores. I think I might be in the Top 5, even If I’m not in the game.

what was your score again?

85 points tonight.

209 over the last three events.

you’d be 4th place. Congrats dude

You'd be top 5

1.93
2.87
2.87
4.83
5.82

Fucking sweet.
With 209 you'd be tied for fifth over the whole season.
Shit.

I fucking want in next season. If I don’t get drafted I’ll make my own team and run rampant on this game.

Keep picking like that and you'll surely be drafted pretty quick next season.
Hahaha yes

“At my old school there were a lot of one kind of people, and at my new school there were a different kind of people. I learned a lot.. About people”

oh nick diaz

i bet that justin kid got his ass beat
You guys won't fucking believe this.

Barry vs. Morecraft got fight of the night and Nick Denis got KO of the night.

Barry definitely should have had KOTN.
Don't get me wrong.

I’m glad Denis got an extra 45K.

That doesn't bother me.

You could make a case that Barry-Morecraft was FOTN and I’m glad for Denis. that just surprises me.

Yeah, it does.

I hope Easton and Papazian at least get an extra, if smaller, bonus.

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