Please join Bloody Elbow tonight for a live discussion thread of Pro Elite 3 featuring The Ultimate Fighter season 3 winner Kendall Grove vs. the one-and-only Ikuhisa Minowa aka Minowaman. The card airs on HDNet beginning at 10 p.m. ET.
The card also features the semifinals of the Pro Elite heavyweight grand prix with Jake Heun vs. Richard Odoms and Cody Griffin vs. Ryan Martinez.
Also Sara McMann, the female Olympic medalist in wrestling faces former Smackgirl champion Hitomi Akano.
Fight card and results after the jump.
Enjoy the fights
Fight Card:
Middleweight: Kendall Grove Defeats Ikuhisa Minowa by unanimous decision (30-27 x3).
Women's Bantamweight: Sara McMann def. Hitomi Akano by unanimous decision (30-27 x3).
Heavyweight Grand Prix Semifinal: Richard Odoms def. Jake Heun via submission (rear naked choke) at 1:56 of round two.
Heavyweight Grand Prix Semifinal: Cody Griffin vs. Ryan Martinez def. Cody Griffin via unanimous decision.
Heavyweight: Pat Cummins def. Tasi Edwards via submission (arm triangle) 4:01 of round one.
Middleweight: Brent Schermerhorn def. Kaleo Gambill via knockout at 0:45 of round one.
Preliminary Card
Featherweight: Steven Saito def. Toby Misech via TKO at 1:53 of round one
Light Heavyweight: Tatsuya Mizuno def. Ilima Maiava via submission (arm triangle) at 1:47 of round two
Welterweight: Collin Masanas vs. Bryson Kamako via submission (rear naked choke) at 2:07 of round one
Welterweight: Sean Rush def. Jaymes Schulte via submisison (rear naked choke) at 2:37 of round one
Lightweight: Ray Cooper def. Kyle Foyle via TKO at 2:07 of round one
Bantamweight: Keli'i Valencia def Zach Close via submission (triangle) at 2:00 of round two
165 lbs. Catchweight: Sebastian Mariconda def. Dan Ige via submission (armbar) at 1:12 of round one
0 recs | 1044 comments
Why not? I’ve got nothing better to do tonite.
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
The only fight that really interests me is the Sara McMann vs Hitomi Akano fight. I remember in McMann’s last fight in ProElite, she pretty much did a Rock Bottom on her opponent.
chrisbboy82 - January 21, 2012
For any Dream fans here, Tatsuya Mizuno won his fight on the prelim
by arm choke in round two, Ilima Maiava supposedly gave him a good fight
mikedh - January 21, 2012
I see way too many hw fights up there, and not very good ones. I remember the last card.
Jeremy Couturier - January 21, 2012
Say what you will… that poster is amazing.
thirdparty - January 21, 2012
Yes it is.
Jeremy Couturier - January 21, 2012
the car is slightly confusing though
UK MMA MAN - January 21, 2012
I don't have HDNet so I can't watch this fight
and I am mad about that.
If you know a way to cure my anger my twitter handle is @IRodC
IRodC - January 21, 2012
If you are rooting for Kendall Grove, may whatever divine being that exists have mercy on your soul.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Fuck that, no mercy for those bastards
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Yes. If you don’t like Minowaman, you are not my friend.
Horselover Fat - January 21, 2012
I agree with Tunaghost
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Shh.. don’t blow my cover!
Horselover Fat - January 21, 2012
TEAM DAGGER
SHOULD DIE
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Video of the weigh-ins from yesterday, with Lenne Hardt doing the screaming: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_27GordFVC0
Horselover Fat - January 21, 2012
The hug was pretty great.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Yeah, with the fat heavyweights? That was pretty funny, good response by the guy to laugh and hug him instead of pushing etc.
Horselover Fat - January 21, 2012
Always like those kind of guys. I never like a guy to come in there with a mean streak where he wants to actually kill the dude, although it is entertaining sometimes to have that kind of rivalry.
Also, I dislike Kendall Grove. Quite a lot.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
I like Grove kinda
I hope he gets sub’d or ko’d tonight though.
Tats16 - January 21, 2012
Well, I guess I’d have to say I like both sorts. I love Nick Diaz but I like Pat Barry too. Different types of entertaining.
I don’t have any real opinion on Da Spyder.. he’s alright, decent enough fighter, scrappy. I didn’t watch that TUF season he was on though so I don’t know too much about that. I’ll definitely be cheering for Minowa though of course!
Horselover Fat - January 21, 2012
Sent you an email
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Has Minowaman always gone by “The Punk” as well? I would have thought they’d made more out him being SUPER HULK CHAMPION MINOWAAAAAAMAAAAAAN on the promo material.
ihateemo - January 21, 2012
*Hluk
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
REC
Even though you stole my tagline.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Beat me to it, dick.
/Triple Threat 4E
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
I think in the beginning of his career, he was known as Ikuhisa “The Punk” Minowa. It’s only the last few years he’s become MINOWAMAN!
Horselover Fat - January 21, 2012
Yup, count me in, fellas.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
I like this fella. We make pretty crass jokes and it is quite a good time.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Agreed!
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Anyone knowledgeable enough on JMMA to give some insight on when Dream will put together another event? I know ONE FC is coming up soon.
Also, Mirko Cro Cop vs. Ray Sefo in K-1 in March in Croatia. That is gonna be awesome.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
So stoked for Cro Cop and Sefo. They’re ancient, but it should still be totally badass.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
FIXED
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
How
Can you see my junk right now? Is my team captain developing psychic powers?
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
Cro Cop + Ray Sefo + Kickboxing = Boner
Also, I am watching you at all times.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
That's fair
Goddamnit I love kickboxing.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
This is about correct. I love it.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
I’m also semi pumped.. but at the same time, I really hope this is the retirement fight for both of them.
Horselover Fat - January 21, 2012
Especially Mirko. He hasn’t looked good in a fight in three years.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
There was a report somewhere that he fought Nelson with a torn bicep
That’s badass
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
No denying his badassery
But you have to think it’s time to hang ’em up.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
I refuse to think anything
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Eh, he would have knocked out Roy Nelson had Nelson not be the proud owner of a titanium chin that is reenforced by concrete.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
I didn’t see the fight, did he look good?
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
Better than the usual UFC Cro Cop/
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Not exactly a ringing endorsement.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
Well, the fact that he has three straight KO losses isn’t helping matters either. He was great in his pride, but those days are long gone. No need to abuse his body and brain further.
Horselover Fat - January 21, 2012
prime*
Horselover Fat - January 21, 2012
He can’t be hurting for money at this point… one more big payday and call it good.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
yeah
They are a good machup for sure……both are washed up and old just yhe way i like them
Aramaki23 - January 21, 2012 via mobile
Nothing quite yet. Dream signing a deal with ProElite is encouraging though.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
I believe they are working with ONE FC as well.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Fuck TW for not having HDNet
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Dare I Say....
BE Night Crew….?
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
I'VE NEVER BEEN PART OF ONE THIS SHOULD BE FUN
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
I need to be drunker for this..
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
I'll take "things women say to you just before last call" for $500, Alex.
pdl - January 21, 2012
Which is exactly why shots were invented
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Don’t talk about Hater’s mom like that.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Nah that's for the late night events.
This isn’t starting at 11pm pacific and won’t have a grueling intermission that claims 70% of us.
Rob Young - January 21, 2012 via mobile
That's what I'm saying.
Those days are…well….they’re…(runs off sobbing)
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
This might be a fucking nice announce team.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
True
But Hawaiian shirts may have been a mistake, especially for the Voice.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
The Voice can rock anything.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Pat Miletich???
I didn’t know he did HDNet fights!
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Love that Sherdog stream quality on my HDTV. Love it…
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
USA! USA! USA! USA!
Matthew Roth - January 21, 2012
LENNE HARDT!!!!
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
Now I see it. Awesome, what’s up you degenerates?
IRodC - January 21, 2012
Oh, white guys in flip-flops coming out to Eminem, don’t ever change.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Oh thank God for Lenne Hardt.
Best event ever.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Oh, except every single PRIDE event.
And every other MMA event ever. But otherwise…
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Considering
The last ProElite event was one of the worst things I’ve ever subjected myself to, my hopes aren’t high.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
Yeah, it was awful and I almost killed myself afterward.
But Lenne Hardt!!!
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
She does make up for a host of other flaws.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
My review was the best.
Matthew Roth - January 21, 2012
ProElite has a "bled" corner? SWEET!
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
SCHERRRRRRRRRRRRRMERRRRRRRRRHORRRRRRRRRRRRRN
IRodC - January 21, 2012
I’ll go with Schermerhorn.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
I met Lenne Hardt a few years back, had a fanboy moment, and asked her to announce my name. She did.
My life is better than yours forever.
pdl - January 21, 2012
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Matthew Roth - January 21, 2012
She seems absolutely lovely on Twitter.
This does not surprise me and only makes me happy.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
die in a fire
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
you piece of shit
19Miles - January 22, 2012
Chris Leben’s Gym. Sounds legit…
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
“Chris Leben’s Gym”?
That’s the actual name of it?
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Does Leben have enough going on above the neck to come up with a name?
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
Announced as 'Chris Leben's Gym'
Is that what it’s called?
Matthew Roth - January 21, 2012
Better than saying "heavybag in the corner of a liquor store"
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
That’s quality, my friend.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Not quite as quality as a heavy bag on Coleman’s porch.
MicahtheCynic - January 21, 2012
We can only hope
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
WAR TEAM CHRIS LEBEN’S GYM!
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
zHe fell funny
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
My favorite semi-vague reference
ruined by you using Z scroller.
pdl - January 21, 2012
Z scroll is king.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
The power of z only increases the awesomeness of anything
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Man is dead.
Matthew Roth - January 21, 2012
IRENE IS ASLEEP BECAUSE THE VOICE HAS WILLED IT SO
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
God damn he is stiff as a board
Rob Young - January 21, 2012 via mobile
HE FORGOT LIGHT AS A FEATHER THAT'S WHY HE LOST
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Woah stiff as me watching black swan
IRodC - January 21, 2012
He is astral traveling!
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Looks like I tuned in just in time
For the Big Kabosh!!!!
beerdo - January 21, 2012
That is it. I want to be on Team Chris Leben’s Gym.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
its a great name for next seasons be civil war
Tats16 - January 21, 2012
Did he really let him throw that same hook 3 times without doing anything to defend?
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Oh, regional MMA…
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
aand dubstep
Rob Young - January 21, 2012 via mobile
BV, drinking out of “Luke Irwin’s Living Room” is very impressed with that knockout.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
I've decided, the next PPV is being celebrated in style with Black Velvet and Diet Pepsi.
Awesome things will happen
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
A lot of shame, in my experience.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Good, I'll have a bunch of coworkers over
Should be entertaining for everyone
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Hello gents
JD checkin in
jdd1510 - January 21, 2012
Sup money.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
I knew you'd be in here! Hell yes
jdd1510 - January 21, 2012
Damned skippy!
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
One fight in and BV hasn't done his job.
So, what’s everybody eating/drinking tonight? I’ve got home made acai sangria and acai sangria soaked blueberries.
pdl - January 21, 2012
Chicken wings and lemon juice.
IRodC - January 21, 2012
Already had steak and potatoes for dinner
Following it up with Miller time
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
You owe a man card for Miller Time.
pdl - January 21, 2012
Cheap and gets the job done
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Nothing manlier than cheapness
IRodC - January 21, 2012
Not too mention the steak
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
True story
The “Dollar Tree” by my house sells dollar steaks.
No, I’ve never been that desperate.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Good beer is more than 3% by volume.
If you’re trying to get fucked up, get a bomber of Stone Old Guardian barleywine. It’s delicious and way more booze for your dollar.
pdl - January 21, 2012
When looking for cheapness
Always go for 40s
IRodC - January 21, 2012
22oz of 12abv beer = 2.64oz of alcohol and tastes great.
40oz x 03abv beer =1.2oz of alcohol and tastes like shit.
Real men drink real beer because it’s delicious and smart.
pdl - January 21, 2012
I'm hittin you up for beer selections before fight night next week.
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
leftover papa johns pizza
And 12 year old Suntory Hibiki whisky
Rob Young - January 21, 2012 via mobile
I'm at a hockey game
Cheeseburger and the bitch didn’t properly secure my lid so I’m drinking nothing.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
KILL THE BITCH I WILL MAKE YOU AN ALIBI
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
DONE THANKS BRO
“Sir, where were you when Bitch was killed in Saskatoon?”
“Chicago.. With Keith..”
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
I had Wendy's earlier and now I just made a smoothie.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Asiago Chicken Sandwich is the best thing they've come out with in decades.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Fact
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
99 cent chili > Everything
IRodC - January 21, 2012
Not when I have a Wegman's two blocks away
WITH ITS OWN CHILI ISLAND!
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
I had the W
It was pretty tasty! I am also partial to their caramel shakes.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
You motherfucker.
I didn’t think there would be enough of us here to conduct such a poll!
That being said, I’m having quite a white trash evening, sitting here with my two dogs, eating corn fritters, with, of course, Black Velvet and Diet Pepsi.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Hari vs Saki next Saturday is going to be fuckawesome
Rob Young - January 21, 2012 via mobile
I hope they show Manhoef.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
MANHOEF VS. SPONG! HOW IS THAT NOT AVAILABLE?!
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
That slipped my mind
That’s gonna be all kinds of awesome.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
Did was just see a Josh “Double Punch” Samman highlight?
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Seriously though...is it just me or do those gloves look hilariously big?
Matthew Roth - January 21, 2012
They have the password for Big Glove Mode
IRodC - January 21, 2012
I want big head mode
jdd1510 - January 21, 2012
Tito has it since birth
IRodC - January 21, 2012
Shane Carwin advertising Good4U, some kind of refueling energy drink?
Where can I not buy that?
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
he must not have been drinking it the night of 116
jdd1510 - January 21, 2012
Mobile rec
lol
Rob Young - January 21, 2012 via mobile
Good4U eradicates lactic acid
That was the least exciting commercial ever
IRodC - January 21, 2012
They sponsored him during his UFC career then got kicked out for conflicting with the Xyience exclusive deal.
He acted like a punk about it on Twitter for a long time when it was a perfectly legitimate call.
pdl - January 21, 2012
holy shit hawiian shirt schiavello
jdd1510 - January 21, 2012
lol @ this dude walking out to Matt & Kim
Rob Young - January 21, 2012 via mobile
thank goodness he ditched the blue pants from the weighin
UK MMA MAN - January 21, 2012
What did they say in relation to Cummins and Virginia Tech and Bisping?
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Prediction:
Tough looking Hawaiian gets KO’d again
Rob Young - January 21, 2012 via mobile
Don't all hawaiians look tough?
IRodC - January 21, 2012
Yeah
I’ll take the high-level wrestler who trains with a top-notch team for all the money, thanks.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
THIS IS HAPPENING AS WE SPEAK
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
fuck yes
p.s. add me: jdd1510
jdd1510 - January 21, 2012
What is this and why do I care?
MicahtheCynic - January 21, 2012
words with friends and you don't
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
It is Words With Friends, like Scrabble.
Look who my opponent is.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
How do you know Kevin Iole?
MicahtheCynic - January 21, 2012
He Tweeted his WWF ID earlier
And is accepting his ass kicking like a man.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
This is why I don’t give out my gamertag on the site I write for. Chances are there is someone who will beat me like I’m Joe Riggs fighting Matt Hughes.
MicahtheCynic - January 21, 2012
CAN YOU INTRODUCE ME TO MR IOLE SOMETIME PLEASE
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
AFTER THIS ASS WHOOPING I DON'T KNOW IF HIS AND MY NONEXISTANT FRIENDSHIP WILL SURVIVE
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
THAT’S FAIR
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
Hahhahahahaa
Iole getting owned
IRodC - January 21, 2012
I generally own everyone I play
The exception being the lovely KatGirl from Gals Guide – she’s awesome at this.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
You got Bertha'd?
IRodC - January 21, 2012
Bertha'd?
Elaborate please.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Burke gave her that name
IRodC - January 21, 2012
Now I know.
That is the least fitting nickname ever and I like it.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Burke gave katgirl the nickname Bertha
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Any time
I’ll missionary the shit out of you in that game
HitokiriX - January 21, 2012
Fuck yes, love a challenge!!
You’re welcome to challenge me.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
started
HitokiriX - January 21, 2012
I beat Bertha on the regular.
(She beats me more though)
Tim Burke - January 21, 2012
She's good!!
I know I’ll consistently get a good game out of her.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Yeah, she is really good. We started out even, 4 games a piece or so, then she rattled off like 10 wins in a row. She’s a machine.
Tim Burke - January 21, 2012
Never play Joseph Henle or Gilbert Yvel
Henle sucks and Yvel cheats.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
LOL
I think I’ve only played 4 or 5 people ever.
Tim Burke - January 21, 2012
I keep 8-9 games going at a time.
It’s hard to find a challenge, I just play constantly hoping to find a few good opponents.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
you should play my mother
she dominates like none other, her and my pops run thru jumbles / expert soduku like it’s nothing
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - January 22, 2012
Hahahahahaha
Matthew Roth - January 21, 2012
Dan Cormier and myself might play our next game for charity.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
I assume you're donation will go to the Luke Irwin Inebriation Fund?
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
The Human Fund
Money for People.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
How is "ow" a word
Rob Young - January 22, 2012 via mobile
Anyone put any money on those insane lines for Akano or Minowaman?
jdd1510 - January 21, 2012
Line on minowa?
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
I think they were both at +400 today
jdd1510 - January 21, 2012
damn.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
"fight style : stand up"
uh hunh?
verloc - January 21, 2012
That’s like saying Fight Style: Hit with Fists and Foot.
MicahtheCynic - January 21, 2012
"I hit, he go down"
verloc - January 21, 2012
- if he no go down I lose :(
verloc - January 21, 2012
Sounds like something Cabbage would say. Not you Roth. The other Cabbage.
MicahtheCynic - January 21, 2012
Headache maker?
IRodC - January 21, 2012
Yuji Shimada is the ref? Awesome.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
YUUUUUUUUUUJ!!!!!
Matthew Roth - January 21, 2012
Yeah, we don't need the Hawaiian history lesson
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Interesting, but
misplaced.
verloc - January 21, 2012
Exactly
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
I like to learn.
IRodC - January 21, 2012
I want Leben to barge into the scene hammered holding a coconut drink.
Is that too much to ask?
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Chris Leben is not a girl drink drunk
IRodC - January 21, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qq6onsqENc
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_H_sVNgvf4
IRodC - January 21, 2012
Never
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Chick behind me at the hockey game: “There’s this guy I know that only wears corduroy. Is there like, a way to get rid of him? Corduroy is gross.”
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
Tell her to sleep with him and he’ll have got what he wanted.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Zing!
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
What’s hockey?
MicahtheCynic - January 21, 2012
All the dicks.
Consume them.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Is hockey the thing where a bunch of guys skate around on a pond? Not enough punchy.
MicahtheCynic - January 21, 2012
To be fair it’s the only major non combat sport where fighting is allowed.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
It's like if they made lacross even more wussy by combining it with figure skating.
pdl - January 21, 2012
Lacrosse and MORE wussy doesn’t not compute. Please try again.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
I’m not sure, it’s either “hockey” or “ockey”, could be a soft h.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
Yogging.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
You win.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
What game are you at?
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Probably passed out drunk on his lap and woke up with nines across her cheek.
pdl - January 21, 2012
I didn't know britain had hockey
IRodC - January 21, 2012
Fuck.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
That is awesome!
She’s right.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
John Matua was a Hawaiian MMA pioneer.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
OH FUCK YES YMCA
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Who wins?
The voices in Palhares’ head
vs.
The voices in Paulo Filho’s head
jdd1510 - January 21, 2012
LOL I THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER
…Paul Harris.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
By kneebar
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Okay, rooting for Jon Madsen 2.0.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Coming out to the Village People?
Has to be a first, right?
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
BUT NOT THE LAST
Because it is awesome.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
If he Mayhem Miller’d it up and did the dance coming down the ramp, I would have loved it.
At weigh-ins yesterday, his opponent tried to get face to face with him and he just went in and hugged him.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
There was an unacceptable lack of dancing there.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
It's fun to stay at the...
IRodC - January 21, 2012
Ramada!
MicahtheCynic - January 21, 2012
They need to dowgrade that 'grand'
to petit prix
dribblebib - January 21, 2012
Decaf prix
MicahtheCynic - January 21, 2012
I just realized I’m wearing a baseball jersey at a hockey game.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
DON'T WORRY WE'RE STILL FRIENDS
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
No regrets, baseball’s still my number two sport.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
Shouldn't you watch cricket?
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
No.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
You're a disappointment to your contrymen
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
You’re a disappointment to Woody Allen.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
That’s only because I’m not a 16 year old chinese girl
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
ANNIE HALL I GET IT
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Hahahahahahahahha mobile rec
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
You call it baseball, I call it nap time.
Dear god. I probably can’t go back to Chicago for saying that.
MicahtheCynic - January 21, 2012
Best entrance music for two fighters. This is amazing.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Excuse me for being a buffoon, but what is this? It sounds like Zapp’s “More Bounce to the Ounce.”
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
I'm pretty sure you're right.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
G-Funk, bitches
jdd1510 - January 21, 2012
YMCA followed by Zapp
And fighting fatties.
Yup, we’re watching Bad MMA.
Rob Young - January 21, 2012 via mobile
Is that
A C-section scar on his belly?
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
That's smart, no need to ruin a perfectly good mangina with a baby.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
He needs to work on getting rid of that baby weight.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
probably got shot
see small scar beside it
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
That’s substantially less amusing than a male pregnancy.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
alot more likely though
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
Really?
I’m not sure.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
Just a guess
it seems like a big scar for something that might have been a routine surgery or operation
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
You’re probably right, but I’m sticking with male pregnancy.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
I applaud you for doing so
much better story there. kinda blows my theory outta the water
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
If you think it's bad, you're not drunk enough
And neither am I for that matter
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
And I thought I was the only person on earth who liked Zapp!
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
I like Zap Rowsdower.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Ryan Martinez will be in the UFC because Joey Beltran needs opponents.
Matthew Roth - January 21, 2012
And the ring girls boobies don't bounce enough
IRodC - January 21, 2012
They haven't made it to the big time yet
No money for implants.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
and he needs money to fill in all those tats.
verloc - January 21, 2012
I think this is the fight Bob Arum predicted when he criticized MMA…
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
So we get to see gay sex tonight?
Whew, FINALLY.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Well…they DID play The Village People.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
<3
I love bellator heavyweights lol
Aramaki23 - January 21, 2012 via mobile
Pictured: Two guys who shouldn't wear Vale Tudo trunks.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
I am wearing VT shorts right now. Again, while I drink acai sangria.
This has been the best day.
pdl - January 21, 2012
I want your day to be my day.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
If you’ve got it, flaunt it.
dribblebib - January 21, 2012
They’re sexy and they know it. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle…we’re gassed.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
That Griffin guy has only covered his face once the whole fight
IRodC - January 21, 2012
I don't think any strike to the body is having any effect with Martinez
shit’s like a kevlar fanny pack
jdd1510 - January 21, 2012
My man Cody Griffin looks like fat Fedor.
Matthew Roth - January 21, 2012
I thought that while I watched too…
“Something in the way he moves”…
verloc - January 21, 2012
10-9 Brodus Clay
IRodC - January 21, 2012
post fight party
@ the buffet bar
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
looks like that's where the pre-fight party was too
jdd1510 - January 21, 2012
And every party these guys have attended since childhood.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
You know it
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
"Cuts the pie up the center there"
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
An Associate’s in Social Work? How junior was that junior college?
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Yikes
They say a college degree isn’t worth as much these days, but damn.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
A hand me down degree im guessing
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
An Idiot Abroad Season 2 premieres here in the states tonight!
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Sklars!
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
It’s awesome.
Tim Burke - January 21, 2012
What is this show?
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
It follows the best show on television.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Wait, nevermind.
I thought this was the Archer post.
/morewhiskeyplz
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Take a double
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
What'd everyone think of the season premiere of Archer?
Matthew Roth - January 21, 2012
Awesome
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Hilarity incarnate
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
Relied a little too much on Burt Reynolds, but it’s a premiere, I get that. Gotta grab those ratings.
The best eps are with everyone in the office interacting.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
As much as it pains me to say it
This guy Martinez isn’t awful. Not good, exactly, but he’s not terrible.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
I know
he might have apple pie scent on his gloves
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
This is bad
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
These two should form a tag team to fight Kenny Garner and Maxim Grishin
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
M-1 VS PROELITE
THE BATTLE NOBODY WANTED TO SEE
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
I WANT TO SEE IT
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
MARTINEZ FOR ALL THE MONEY
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
Griffin is doing a Nick Diaz impression
Rob Young - January 21, 2012 via mobile
Which is tough to maintain without a Nick Diaz gas tank
Rob Young - January 21, 2012 via mobile
Not when he’s not throwing any combos. Then backing up any time he throws a shot.
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Quit waving your hands and use some footwork to cut off the cage
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Worse heavyweight paradigm?
Tentative jabbing for 5 mins
vs.
Both gassing inside of 1 min and gasping for air for the other 4 mins.
jdd1510 - January 21, 2012
Tentative jabbing
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
ladies and gentlemen
heavyweight mma
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
So, Joe Pa died. For those who didn’t know.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Is it official now?
Last I heard he was still going.
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Nope, passed about an hour or two ago?
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Good to know, I guess
I find myself lacking sympathy
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
I share that sentiment.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Thirded
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
So that happened.
pdl - January 21, 2012
if that had happened last year
he’d be revered. amazing how things change.
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
Yup
Now I can’t even feel bad
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
As of ten minutes ago
He was still alive.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
Is he? I keep getting conflicting stories!
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Yeah, he still is alive apparently. Carry on not giving a fuck, folks.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
ESPN
Says he’s in “serious condition”. I figure they’re on top of it.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
Bahahaha
Assuming ESPN knows shit about shit…
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Mike Tirico and Jon Gruden. A pervert and a buffoon. I digress.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Damn
second time ive heard that this hour.\ Child molester tainted his legacy and that sucks
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
Still alive.
Hence the #CBSSPORTSSAYS hashtag on Twitter.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Yep, just saw that. Welp, I don’t know which I give less fucks for. This fight or Joe Paterno.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Nope not dead according to Scott Paterno via Twitter
Rob Young - January 21, 2012 via mobile
Showboating without throwing a punch might influence the judges?
Man, MMA has shit judges
IRodC - January 21, 2012
Ni hao, Earth-clan.
Miss anything good?
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
Yeah, I'm kicking Kevin Iole's ass in Words With Friends
Otherwise, nothing.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Hell yeah
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
MOTORBOAT THAT AZZ
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
An entrance with YMCA
followed by manboob-a-rama
IRodC - January 21, 2012
Saw that.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
The current fight is absolutely terrible
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Also saw that.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
What does everyone watch while using HDNet cards as background noise?
Matthew Roth - January 21, 2012
the crepe i'm eating
nutella, banana and strawberry
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
The gf is watching Ghost Adventures
That show is worse than this fight.
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
lol
my girl is watching fucken prison wives… and i’ve been paying more attention to that than this match
HitokiriX - January 21, 2012
Right now?
Playing WWE 12
IRodC - January 21, 2012
On that note
I think the UFC alpha test is back up, so that’s what I’ll be doing after I get this good fight drunk going
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
When's the demo out?
IRodC - January 21, 2012
I think wednesday
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
Tuesday
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Grading 2011 fights. Almost done!
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Dude thats a hell of a task
Saw your earlier post on it and commend you for your work and dedication… #respect
Yes i pulled out a hashtag
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
BV deserves it for this one
Looking forward to it
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Thanks, fellas :)
We shall see.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
good luck
I’m sure it’ll be good
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
Listening to music
Watching the buffet brawl
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
Just got here
In time for some overweight heavyweights.
We All Hate Caleb - January 21, 2012 via mobile
Overweights?
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Aspiring superheavyweights?
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
McCorkleweights?
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Emmanuel Yarborough's fan club?
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
HE'S TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT GIVE HIM A BREAK
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
McCorkleweight is now exclusive to Bellator.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Rumbleweights
ala, eat what eva the hell u want.
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
please joe silva..dont call Martinez
mlzybaby - January 21, 2012
Even Cole Konrad thought that fight sucked.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
well...that fight sucked
Aramaki23 - January 21, 2012 via mobile
… Cole Konrad?
verloc - January 21, 2012
seeing how this isn't a rel fight and more of a ghetto live thread
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
LOL.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
This has to be green
jdd1510 - January 21, 2012
This is the funniest.
Matthew Roth - January 21, 2012
lmfao!!! I was hoping someone would do this!
mlzybaby - January 21, 2012
Too hilarious
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Not at the table, Carlos.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
HAHAHHAH
mlzybaby - January 21, 2012
He weighs in on his own performance
IRodC - January 21, 2012
that is awesome
Aramaki23 - January 21, 2012 via mobile
I opened safari with 13% left to see that. No regrets.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
Dammit you beat me by a minute
Rob Young - January 21, 2012
Assaulting the groinpython.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
Splintering the polished steel joystick
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
Bashing the candle and waxing the carrot.
pdl - January 21, 2012
MASTURBATING
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Disrobing the angelic pine.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
Field-stripping the meatrifle.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
Scorching the slick, smooth stop sign.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
Beating the champ
RECE ROCK - January 22, 2012 via mobile
Awesome!!!
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
you made me spit on my laptop you fucken asshole
HitokiriX - January 21, 2012
nearly got me mid drink
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
LOL
I am sorry but that is awesome.
mixedmartialmike - January 22, 2012
Ryan Martinez' PED of choice is the chicken nugget.
Matthew Roth - January 21, 2012
His first instinct after being KO’d was to fap.
Rob Young - January 21, 2012
SUBJECT LINE YA FAILBOAT
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
LOLOLOL
Aramaki23 - January 21, 2012 via mobile
Ha HA thats great – funny stuff you actually made me lol
Shocbomb - January 21, 2012
"Mama Bear" is a potentially bad-ass nickname
jdd1510 - January 21, 2012
if word gets out that she's a palin fan
i will root against fer 4life
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
Someone would think that was a MILF pornstar.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
Just draws more eyes to the sport.
Also, Rule 34: No Exceptions
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Can’t fade McMann. She boutta run through Akano.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
She's actually pretty cute.
Would.
Rob Young - January 21, 2012
Kendall Grove is a "modern day warrior"?
Well here’s hoping his story ends like another “Modern Day Warrior”.
…I don’t know if that’s more mean or obscure.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Lesnar reference
amirite?
Rob Young - January 21, 2012
Pro wrestler, yes.
Brock Lesnar, no.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
I thought he just bore witness to the fitness of the modern warrior
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
lol
Rob Young - January 21, 2012
...Bin Laden?
I wouldn’t mind seeing Minowaman going all Seal Team 6 on his ass.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
It's someone who literally used the nickname "Modern Day Warrior"
And came to a not so lovely end
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Mr. Kerry Von Erich!
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Honky Tonk TV
Aw yeah that’s awesome.
We All Hate Caleb - January 21, 2012 via mobile
Anytime I think of Honky Tonk, I think of Jeff Jarrett’s country music character.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
DON'T PISS ME OFF
IRodC - January 21, 2012
WHY NOT THE HONKY TONK MAN???
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
I loved Double J’s shtick! That’s J-E-Double F! J-A-Double R-E-Double T! That’s Double J, Jeff Jarrett!
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
BUT HE HAS HONKY TONK IN HIS NAME
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Jeff Jarrett hit Mae Young with a fucking guitar! Your argument is invalid!
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
I think of being shit faced in a dive bar
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
Why does McMann seem so boring? God damn. She could be marketable if she didn’t have the personality of a sleeping Jon Fitch.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Closing eyes
Ahhh. Pride flashbacks
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
opening eyes
aaaand they’re in a high school gymnasium
Rob Young - January 21, 2012
I know
but for that one moment. we were there again.
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
Lenne Hardt going in.
I hope somebody gets elbowed with elbows.
Brent Ducharme - January 21, 2012
boo
This fight is going to suck many dicks
Aramaki23 - January 21, 2012 via mobile
lenne hardt has been on point tonight
yelling hick accent for the dude from texas. quality shit
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
Besides the whole "BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLED CORNER!"
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
my favorite call of hers
Anderson “Spiderman” Silva
from Pride 21
jdd1510 - January 21, 2012
Declaring yourself the Kenny Powers of anything kinda defeats the purpose.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Yup
He’s basically saying he’ll throw away his career and start drinking too much.
Rob Young - January 21, 2012
hey guys
Pat Miletich made a joke….
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
I bet he smirked afterward.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
He'd be the only one
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
thatsthejoke.jpg
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
antijokechicken.jpg
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Bricks were shat.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
Legit lols
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
That dude in your avatar looks like a douche
and I think I fucked that slut he’s posing with.
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
I'm pretty sure all of that's true
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Christ
We do look wasted.
Or mentally disabled.
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
Maybe a bit of both?
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Clearly
A more than a little.
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
Legit lols.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
Damn
i missed Pats joke.
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
Lenne is absurd.
I love her a little.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
If he pisses excellence then he's Ricky Bobby, not Kenny Fucking Powers
Rob Young - January 21, 2012
I'd give the striking advantage to Odoms' titties
jdd1510 - January 21, 2012
Another heavyweight fight
Oh regional mma.
We All Hate Caleb - January 21, 2012 via mobile
Black Eagle had Jean Claude Van Damme in it. So rooting for Odems.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Jeremy Horn's Elite Performance
That sounds too fake to be a real gym. That sounds like a BECW team name.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
ALMOST as good as Chris Leben’s Gym.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
"the honey bear"?
fuck.
jdd1510 - January 21, 2012
well damn
HitokiriX - January 21, 2012
!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol nice throw
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
That there's a large colored fella.
Good to see he has a TKD ground game though.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
"colored"
Way to keep it classy PFP
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
In fairness
That’s what we call ourselves. The orientals say it, too.
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
Oh cool, I'm glad orientals is back now
It was a rough time without it
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Yeah
The mooselimbs and A-rabs were getting down about it.
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
I was feeling like going for the throwback.
Don’t ban me.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
Don't have to talk to me...
I think Roth can be bribed with ribs tho
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
WE ARE THE KNIGHTS OF NEE
NEE NEE NEE
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
The honey bear?
thought he was the last fight
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
nope
those two were just big fans of honey
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
ohhh.
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
Now I kinda want a cupcake.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Honey Bear dont care
yeah i went there
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
odoms has james toney levels of bjj
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
That's K-1 level BJJ
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
the sweet science of mma
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
Is Pat Barry his grappling coach?
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
Emmanuel Yarborough
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Kimbo
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
paul harris is sitting somewhere laughing his ass off at these two
or the voices in his head perhaps.
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
Do they get HDNet under the bridge where he lives?
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
Of course
It’s a classy bridge
IRodC - January 21, 2012
It's hard to say, but at any point it's a fair assessment to say Paul Harris is either laughing or destroying someones ability to walk.
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Or both
He’s legitimately terrifying
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
M-1 level grappling
IRodC - January 21, 2012
FOTY candidate!
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
what's the deal with fighters painting their toenails?
jdd1510 - January 21, 2012
NICK DIAZ?!
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Just an individuals thing, not neccesarily limited to fighters
a manly way to say i like getting my feet rubbed
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
Been bugging me for years.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Yeah
i dont get it either, my above response was the beast reason i could think of for a few years now. perhaps i will ask someone who dons the painted toenails.
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
You should have gone for a painted toe nails count in your 2011 fights post
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
That elite level of journalism
shit folks is dying to know, but don’t ask. Seriously Ariel hasn’t brought it up
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
Yeah, when u go for an arm bar,u want to have umm technique
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
Pat says it’s not good to go for a submission early. Rogan says they don’t try for submissions late because o sweat.
WHO DO I LISTEN TO?
IRodC - January 21, 2012
Submissions only in round 2.
Matthew Roth - January 21, 2012
^this
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
The voice in Paul Harris’ head tells him it is round 2 and tricks him everytime. That is why he is so confused.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Fact
In any other round, its considered slop and doesn’t count.
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
what the hell was that lol
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
Sometimes
low level fights can be hilariously awesome.
Scott Whitaker - January 21, 2012
What does that have to do with these two elite heavyweights?
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Richard Odoms, knocking on the door of the top 10
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
SEE ME!!!
Fabricio Werdum, SEE ME!!!
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
Odoms is now in the mix
IRodC - January 21, 2012
LOL
WTF LOLOLOLLO
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
Better than expected
Art_Wanderlei - January 21, 2012
the fuck
Tats16 - January 21, 2012
Why do guys go for chokes before they got the hooks in?
IRodC - January 21, 2012
desperation
and eagerness to get it done
HitokiriX - January 21, 2012
"Conditioning wins fights"
WHAT FIGHT ARE YOU WATCHING, PAT
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
U GON GET RAPED
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
hahahahaha
IRodC - January 21, 2012
Don't look now
But I think that post got you fired from HKL
Rob Young - January 21, 2012
wow....
that face he was making was crazy
HitokiriX - January 21, 2012
Kim Winslow thinks Yuji tried to separate them too fast
IRodC - January 21, 2012
WAR MINOWAMAN
Scott Whitaker - January 21, 2012
Kendall rocking the Shamrock beard!
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
I hope Kendall rocks a broken leg after this fight well.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
His limbs are dangerously long
But Minowaman is both fair and just and will give him a chance to tap.
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
damn
not a Mino fan are you?
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
I’m a Minowa fan. Which is why I want Grove to have his leg broken…just a little though.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
All sarcasrm on my part
know what u meant, just sayin damnnn mountaineer man hardcore
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
He meant
That Kendall gets his broken.
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
You misunderstood him
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
With the blank and distant Shamrock gaze
Art_Wanderlei - January 21, 2012
AKA
The Babalu
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
Nice
Art_Wanderlei - January 21, 2012
Can i order a gif of that finishing face?
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
Minowa’s already up! Fuck! I’m gonna be another half hour before I’m home!
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
Not if yo go 100 in a school zone
IRodC - January 21, 2012
That’s normally how I go through them though!!
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
Yup, survival of the fittest
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
I just noticed the OBP quote in your sig
Awesome
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
From the CW draft. I laughed so fucking hard.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
I knew I recognized it
But couldn’t remember the thread. The drafts are always classic
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
You need to be a captain next season. It’s so much funner as a captain.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
I work like 60+ hours a week
Mostly through the middle of the day. Between that and trying to be a contributor for HKL, there’s no way I can fit in captaining duties.
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
That draft was insane.
And probably the most fun I’ve ever had on the internet.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Same, I had a big ass grin on my face the whole time.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
Still got Akano-McMann
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
The girl fight is first, right?
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
When in doubt, turn your garage into a gym. It helped Drew Fick…oh nevermind.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Good of him to splurge on one of those brand new babies
Though a gently preowned baby would have been just as good at a fraction of the price.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Lol
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
I dont know bout that
Them baby daddys be cray cray
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
I prefer fixer upper babies.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
So Grove trains out of his garage now?
Tats16 - January 21, 2012
hammer house imo
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
LOL
Yes. Yes, he does.
Cause XC was killing his career,
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
Yup
Just holding him back
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Obviously
When’s the last time anyone from XC had a big win?
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
Kampmann’s last.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
Well there's Randy...wait
And K-sos..oh..and Maynard…but…..
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Vitor
and Alistair(kinda).
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
Forgot about both of them being at XC
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Kind of like BJ
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
Except poor
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
Ghetto BJ
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
I love ghetto BJ's
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
See my avatar for evidence
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
That's a high class BJ
She only swallows with a champagne chaser.
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
Now that's classy
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Classiest chick ever
Only goes without a rubber during her period.
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
And responsible too!
She’s a keeper…I mean at least until you get bored of her
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Can you explain the significance of this banter? It seems like a damn good story.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
From a thread a little while ago
Basically, I’m wasted in the picture.
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
Extremely wasted
And on your way to get more wasted
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Seriously
I don’t know how we got home.
She’s a great black out driver. Responsible lady.
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
So, you got wasted
Got the thumbs up from the stripper, then didn’t even have to risk the DUI? Just great work there Filt
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
I was on a roll
These days, she picks me up, we get drunk, go to her house and she drops me off in the morning.
its weirdly awesome.
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
not weird at all
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
That is pretty much the perfect relationship
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Perfect
If she pays for some drinks, she’s awesome
IRodC - January 21, 2012
I love any BJs
Except for fat BJ
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
I wanna give it a try
I hear good things.
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
I can't bring myself to even get a BJ from a fat chick
I am that big of a douche
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
I can confirm.
Lots of enthusiasm, familiarity with sticking large amounts of meat in mouth.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
Disagree
I’ve gotten bad head from fat girls before, it doesn’t guarantee anything.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Impossible
Was she recently fat? Still adjusting?
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
Legit LOL
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
Nope, she'd been dealing with body issues all her life. So you know...genuinely fat.
But it was bad. Very rough and toothy, that’s not how it works.
To be fair, I’ve had some positive experiences too. It’s just like with skinny ladies, anything is possible.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Oh Jesus toothy is the worst
Serious fucking chafing. I don’t drink anymore juuuuust for that.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
It's so bad!!!
I cringe thinking about it.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Girl had like some kinda snaggletooth or something.
Also, absolutely psychotic.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
That sounds familiar. Now I worry that we're dick cousins.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Shit you not, I was a rebound from an English dude.
It’s possible. Puerto rican with really bad hair?
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
Nope, super tall red head with a retainer.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Gah.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
Wow
Every rule has an exception, I guess. My deepest sympathies.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
Don't worry about me, I've had my share of positive experiences. Such as last night
Now she was a winner of a big girl.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
There we go!
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
Big girls are easy, that is truth.
Low self esteem means more self worth is based in sex. Advantage – ME!
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
There's nothing
Like exploiting a bad childhood for sexual gratification.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
You are right.
There is nothing like that in the world.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
You are the man. I had to send you a congratulatory tweet.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
All I have to say is that she better put out after what I paid for dinner.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Ah, the downside to fat chick BJs
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
THIS MAN IS MY HERO!
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
BROAD GENERALIZATION ABOUT GENERALLY BROAD BROADS.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
Broadus Clay.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
SOMBODY CALL MY MOMMA!
IRodC - January 21, 2012
Go for it
You’ll be impressed with the performance.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
GSP agrees.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
He really does
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
The best head is from a girl you’re seeing/fucking for about a month or two. She’s not in “relationship comfy” and still trying to impress, yet she knows what you like at this point.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
It goes two ways
Some girls suck it like a monster on the first night.
Other get a taste for it later.
But there’s a definitely a lot of truth to what you’re saying.
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
So true
Nothing better than the surprise awesome first bj from a new girl.
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Literally
One of my favorite things in life.
You never know what style and technique she’s gonna use.
Is she a hand or a throat girl? Does she work the balls? How will she react to a load in the grill?
These are the questions that matter most in life.
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
"Does she work the balls"
If she doesn’t, she’s not doing it right. Gotta coach that shit
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
When they do it without asking it's best
You gotta respect a girl with initiative
IRodC - January 21, 2012
Exactly
I don;t wanna have to ask.
When a girl start licking your balls without being prompted, it doesn’t get much better.
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
This is a basic truth of life
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
^Umm. Rec this
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
Most girls go crazy by month two, maybe its just me
Art_Wanderlei - January 21, 2012
Depends on how you approach it.
There’s really no need to rush it. There’s nothing to gain by first-time head. She doesn’t know what you like and you won’t feel comfortable pushing her limits.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
Always always something to gain from first-time head even if its terrible you can always end it with a White Dragon
Art_Wanderlei - January 21, 2012
It's been at date four for me lately. Sex comes by date two or three, insanity routinely after date four
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Sounds about right
Art_Wanderlei - January 21, 2012
One of the things that fucking sucks about being in law school is..
… to be at the top of the class like I am, you sacrifice your social life. I have not been laid since law school started last summer. FML.
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
I mean, I haven't even went out to a bar.
But now I pretty much guaranteed myself six figures for the rest of my life. And girls like money. So…
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
Don't all lawyers hire prostitutes?
IRodC - January 21, 2012
Probably.
I’ll be able to afford some mint ones once I’m making 160K.
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
By all means
go for it, I wish you success in your future endeavors
IRodC - January 21, 2012
And that is how Johnny Ace gets all the bitches to text him.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
I will represent all BE-ians.
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
Just put on a polo shirt and nice jeans
Spray on some Gio and hit the bar.
Say something funny like “I find breasts to be the most erotic part of a woman.”
You’re welcome.
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
I actually need to start staking out a mate.
Med school girls FTW.
All lawyers marry doctors. All doctors marry lawyers. Need to find a hot doctor.
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
Start flirting with a chick in class
Make a study date and put on a movie.
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Law school girls are not... that hot.
There is hot and law school hot.
Law school hot is about a 4.5 or so out of 10.
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
If it's been that long, you get an exception
/manrules
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Now that I am top 10% of the class...
…the girls are going to be diving on top of me to study with me. I am subtly dropping hints about my ranking for that reason alone.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
Well done
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
Get them from chickenheads
That’s slang, I’m good at it.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
I mean, shit.
He even has a low rent rip off of Silva’s nickname
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
And with a glass jaw
IRodC - January 21, 2012
And poor
Matthew Roth - January 21, 2012
And no jitz/
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
And not stand up
either, really
Scott Whitaker - January 21, 2012
or wrestling
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
Or power
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Or transitions
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
Did Grove use Tito as an excuse for losing? Thats just I dont even know
Art_Wanderlei - January 21, 2012
Dude
No one could give him the kind of training he’s getting right now.
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
An excuse?
Tito trained him well
IRodC - January 21, 2012
No he didnt, did he?
yeah, he did.
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
I was only half listening and wasnt sure
Art_Wanderlei - January 21, 2012
Checking in. Totally forgot about this card.
Glad to see I made it in time.
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
I feel like Hardi
Is going to have a horrible boxing career.
Him vs limbo though because.
We All Hate Caleb - January 21, 2012 via mobile
iPhone's rule
Kimbo*
We All Hate Caleb - January 21, 2012 via mobile
HITOMI AKANO LOOKS FUCKING PSYCHED
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Or like she needs a nap
One of the two
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
I think she just woke up from one.
Scott Whitaker - January 21, 2012
Two and a half fucks given!
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
is she high?
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
She looks way too cute for a monster
IRodC - January 21, 2012
Just cute enough for a Girlfight Monster tho
Rob Young - January 21, 2012
I think Hitomi is gonna fall asleep before she gets to the cage
Rob Young - January 21, 2012
Is it ever possible for a Japanese woman to look more than cute? I legitimately haven’t seen it. Then again, I’m not into the kind of entertainment Our Bovine Public is into.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Rampage begs to differ
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
Women and heavyweights are features prominently on regional cards.
Huh. I wonder why.
pdl - January 21, 2012
Because people love breasts
And both of those groups qualify.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Heyooooo
Rob Young - January 21, 2012
I want my Darrell Schoonover fight…
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
This isn't balenced
Ryu vs Dan level fighting.
We All Hate Caleb - January 21, 2012 via mobile
Who's as awesome as Dan in this fight?
IRodC - January 21, 2012
No one
I should of Sao Shawn but no one played alpha III
We All Hate Caleb - January 21, 2012 via mobile
Really iPhone
Awesome
We All Hate Caleb - January 21, 2012 via mobile
Should have gone with an Android.
MicahtheCynic - January 21, 2012
Don't like android's
My girlfriend has one and it’s the slowest thing on the planet.
We All Hate Caleb - January 21, 2012 via mobile
She needs a better one then
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
This.
My Charge approves. Unless it needs to be plugged back in.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
all droids are not created equal
LG’s suck especially IMO.
HitokiriX - January 21, 2012
My outdated Android outperforms the most recent iPhone.
Current Android based phones smoke it. Some Windows phones do too, like the HTC Titan II.
pdl - January 21, 2012
X2 for the win
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Yep
My Liberty ROM shits on Apples’s software.
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
No one
I should of Said Shawn but no one played alpha III
We All Hate Caleb - January 21, 2012 via mobile
I love the fucktarded stats.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
Where's limestone college?
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
YOU ESS AY
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
DAT ASS HEY!
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
I thought that's what i heard for just a second
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
I concur.
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
You Ess Aye!
Pyrgz Krum - January 21, 2012
ROCK BOTTOM
ROCK BOTTOM
ROCK BOTTOM
ROCK BOTTOM
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
GOOD LAWRD, GOOD LAWRD!
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
BAH GAWD!!!
IRodC - January 21, 2012
BAH GAWD!
MicahtheCynic - January 21, 2012
AS GAWD AS MAH WITNESS
SHE BROKE HER IN HALF
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
As with every Rock Bottom performed since 1999, Akano kicked out.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Too bad The People’s Elbow is illegal under ProElite rules.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
I’ve read more about blow jobs than MMA on here. I feel like Sidney fuckin Fife.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
BLOW JOBS ARE FUN
TO GET
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
At least this is not Bloody Blow Jobs
That would be painful
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
fit
More legit lols. This is the best live thread ever and I’m not even watching.
T.C. Engel - January 21, 2012 via iPhone app
Top ten easily.
Although now we know why there’s not more chicks on here.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
They are terrified of our ravaging manliness.
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
You mean deviance?
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Same thing.
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
Whatever, they'd get tons of great, completely uncreepy attention.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
We're watching overweight heavyweights and mid-level WMMA on a Saturday night
I think that may have more to do with it
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
But there are womenz on now!
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
I learned that BE members have terrible standards.
Find a skinny chick with a tattoo on the inside of her wrist. She has daddy issues and an eating disorder and really needs some attention and will get weird for it.
pdl - January 21, 2012
Face piercings
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
A smoker
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
FUUUUUCK THAT.
Last time I hooked up with a smoker it took me like a month to get the smell out of my hoodie.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
I can't do cigarettes
The last two I’ve been with are super potheads and that is fully acceptable.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Sacrifices
Do you want the head or not?!
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
DO YOU WANT TO BE A FUCKING RECIPIENT OF ORAL SEX?
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
I'll pass.
Enthusiastic girlfriend, likes MMA, makes more than me, madly in love with me. I can be picky.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 21, 2012
Ok
That’s acceptable.
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
Girls that smoke pot usually good to go, cigarettes uh just trash usually
Art_Wanderlei - January 21, 2012
Depends on where you are
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
One man's trash...
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
Another mans nicotine pump and dump?
Art_Wanderlei - January 21, 2012
Heard chicks talking about aperture and the f-stop on their cameras.
You know they are freaks in the bedroom.
pdl - January 21, 2012
The classic
Roommates late night at the grocery store.
Can we say twofer?
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
Sex flow chart
Does she have a vagina?
Yes → Proceed
No → REASSESS
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Emergency chart.
If she does not have a vagina:
Are they Yoshihiro Akiyama? If so, yes.
If they are anyone else? Reassess.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
Have you heard about the British broad with two wizard sleeves? Yeah TWO
Art_Wanderlei - January 21, 2012
PLEASE NO
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
I just learned about that today
on cagepotato
Tats16 - January 21, 2012
Do I even want to know what this is about?
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Yes you do
Art_Wanderlei - January 21, 2012
Whaaaaaaa?
Patrick Wyman - January 21, 2012
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/01/nooooooooooooo
Art_Wanderlei - January 21, 2012
Ohhhh, she's cute!
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
Favorite quote from the artice “She didn’t even save one vagina for marriage? What a whore”
Art_Wanderlei - January 22, 2012
Hahahahaha
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
not the best gif
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
The second angle=yussssss.
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
His eyes are fucking terrifying.
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
I know
i ordered this gif after the finish and here it is, thank you Cory
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
dat knee
not supposed to bend that way
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
So I guess what we're trying to say....
….is that thick girls give good head, but so do thin girls if you find the right ones because they’re trying to fight the notion that they’re stuck up like their roommates/friends.
BVandDietPepsi - January 21, 2012
This thread is fucking out of hand.
And I kinda love it.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
If by "out of hand" you mean awesome
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
That's what I said.
krcampbell - January 21, 2012
umm
little outta pocket maybe, not out of hand. Not for Gals Guide either though.
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
Man...I gotta read through this thread.
Matthew Roth - January 21, 2012
I have a feeling there will be a fair amount of comment deletion when you do
Chris Hall - January 21, 2012
Might as well just delete the entire thread.
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
The other thing we are trying to say is that Myspace needs to become popular again.
Facebook does not work the same way.
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
Valid points made
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
I miss Myspace so much.
Tom was a genius.
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
is that Megumi in her corner?
Tats16 - January 21, 2012
This Live Thread is outta hand.
Guys can we stop talking about BJs?
Matthew Roth - January 21, 2012
Done.
IRodC - January 21, 2012
not like anyone's gonna read this when its over
better hear than some article
Cory Braiterman - January 21, 2012
Man. Come on.
Matthew Roth - January 21, 2012
Pprceiate that gif of pscyo choker face
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
stop slamming this poor asian girl
Tats16 - January 21, 2012
This might open up a whole other can of worms.
mountaineers101 - January 21, 2012
yeah
realized that after I posted it.
Tats16 - January 21, 2012
ohhh noooo
Harley hooper - January 21, 2012
"fight of the night no doubt about it"
shudderverloc - January 21, 2012
There was a fight?
TheFilt - January 21, 2012
if the fight had been better
there would have been less BJ talk. Honestly I don’t know who wins here.
verloc - January 22, 2012
BE
TheFilt - January 22, 2012
This fight is why I think sometimes wrestling gets a bad rap. Slams are awesome, and wrestlers are the bestest at them
IRodC - January 21, 2012
McMann looks pretty good
Raw, but I think she’s got a decent future.
Jonathan. - January 21, 2012
True
She’s a little old, though, so I don’t know how much progress we can expect.
Patrick Wyman - January 22, 2012
Miletitch looks like 75% of tourists
IRodC - January 22, 2012
Hes from Iowa
hes a tourist everywhere
Harley hooper - January 22, 2012
14 boring minutes longer than a Rousy fight
Harley hooper - January 22, 2012
Come on
there were some kickass slams
IRodC - January 22, 2012
yeah, ill give it up
they were more entertaining than alot of heavyweights
Harley hooper - January 22, 2012
And not as hot.
I like McMann, though.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
from the waist down
i fucken love her
HitokiriX - January 22, 2012
She's the definition of law school hot.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
LOL
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
Now you see what I'm working with.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
If it's been more than 6 months, it doesn't matter
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
All I know is Girls Gone Wild will be on campus soon.
I will be there.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
Perfect
Sit back and look for the girl that’s disappointed she didn’t get on tape. That’s your girl.
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
LoL
headin down dark roads again
Harley hooper - January 22, 2012
That girl has the saddest story ever.
Hopefully she’s doing much better now.
Unabomberman - January 22, 2012
Don't make me feel like an asshole 0-man.
Not cool.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
Sorry. It's just that she got served a pretty raw deal, that girl.
Unabomberman - January 22, 2012
lol
Pat looking like a creepy tourist
Cory Braiterman - January 22, 2012
Badr Hari. God damn.
mountaineers101 - January 22, 2012
So, what I've found from girls that have a tongue ring
I keed!
MINOWAMAN!
(Also, they are fucking terrible and rely too much on their piercing. No clue what they’re doing.)
BVandDietPepsi - January 22, 2012
LOL.
mountaineers101 - January 22, 2012
Somehow I've never experienced the tongue ring...
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
Don't.
Girls don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.
Twice, I’ve had a urethra “incident”.
Only one girl has gotten it right.
BVandDietPepsi - January 22, 2012
I officially beware the tongue ring
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
It's a total crutch
Patrick Wyman - January 22, 2012
SO I heard crocop is fighting
When is this kick boxing match?
We All Hate Caleb - January 22, 2012
March, I think
Patrick Wyman - January 22, 2012
That was a really awkward segment.
Matthew Roth - January 22, 2012
Whenever the Voice faps on the air it's awkward.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
Hey, speaking of awkward I dated this
[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 22, 2012
We'd better get an OY OY OY from the crowd.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 22, 2012
WAR MINOWA
mikedh - January 22, 2012
The Super HLUK CHAMPION!
Matthew Roth - January 22, 2012
The real GOAT
TheFilt - January 22, 2012
YUS
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
greeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Cory Braiterman - January 22, 2012
If you’re not rooting for Minowa, then it’s Seppuku time.
MicahtheCynic - January 22, 2012
The only thing this thread has made me realize: HDNet Fights get less fun each time and I really need to get my ass to college.
mountaineers101 - January 22, 2012
Come to law school with me.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
WVU always seemed irresponsible enough where I could just live there and they wouldn’t notice and I’d just dorm with random people. Seems legit!
mountaineers101 - January 22, 2012
I could see that.
I mean, people are drunk enough that they’d forget if you were a roomate or not.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
I can also rock a mean beard. Just not nearly as big as the mascot is. I can be the Mini Mountaineer.
mountaineers101 - January 22, 2012
Hah, his beard is solid. I had one about as big prior to winter break. Finally shaved it off for interviews.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
Speaking of solid beards and men who get a lot (I’m sure), Deniz fucking Kilicli!
mountaineers101 - January 22, 2012
I approve of it.
I was so glad we beat Marshall the other night.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
I just found his Twitter. It is so unintentionally funny. He also apparently wants to the see Pacquiao-Mayweather, so I’m a bigger fan.
mountaineers101 - January 22, 2012
Better to just get an apt
And the chicks will love that you’re not taking them back to a dorm room
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
This is the most clownshoes thread I have ever been a part of on BE.
We should all be shot and killed.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
Did you see the civil war draft?
IRodC - January 22, 2012
No, because I wasn't there for it.
I want to be on a team but I missed it again. Fucking lame.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
WAR TEAM DAGGER! WAR KENDALL GROVE!
lok jk.
pdl - January 22, 2012
Even you can't be THAT drunk
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
I'm not.
But I did make a recipe of the aforementioned acai sangria meant for 4-6 people and I’m on the last glass of it. So keep that in mind.
pdl - January 22, 2012
The next time I actually have an entire fight day off
I’m going drink for drink with you just to see at what point I die
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
Ahahaha, I'm down. We can do an HKL liveblog of it.
I warn you though, all I had to eat before I started drinking was a Costco sample of frozen chicken fried rice. This will not end pretty.
pdl - January 22, 2012
Awesome
I’m gonna have to push sales one week so I can earn a Saturday off. Or make up some BS excuse, either way, it must happen
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
War Grove
Harley hooper - January 22, 2012
Mrs. Grove?
Welcome to the boards!
BVandDietPepsi - January 22, 2012
Yes
waitin for a good one. Nice to meet you all.
Im a little over the hill but still law school hot!
Harley hooper - January 22, 2012
What are the in-laws cooking this weekend?
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
Awww shit
we had home made tacos with killer colombian pico de gallo, but the fanily party is tomorrow. #49ers
Harley hooper - January 22, 2012
I heard you invented the rimjob.
BVandDietPepsi - January 22, 2012
Just a rumor
It was really tyrone woodley
Harley hooper - January 22, 2012
Law school hot really takes a big nose-dive after 28 or 29.
You might be post-law school hot. Which is not hot.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
Shit
Errybody know pussy stay\ wetty wetty after thirty
Harley hooper - January 22, 2012
OUT! GET OUT FOUL DEMON!
MicahtheCynic - January 22, 2012
CABBAGE
BAN THIS DICKBISCUIT
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 22, 2012
OH SHIT
WAR MINOWA
We All Hate Caleb - January 22, 2012
WAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR MINOWAMAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unabomberman - January 22, 2012
baller intro music
jdd1510 - January 22, 2012
I'm ridin round and i'm gettin it
Harley hooper - January 22, 2012
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unabomberman - January 22, 2012
It’s beautiful
Afrotikiman - January 22, 2012 via mobile
Lenne Hardt rofl
god i love you crazy lady
Cory Braiterman - January 22, 2012
WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 22, 2012
WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
IRodC - January 22, 2012
are they actually going crazy?
doesn’t sound like it.
Tats16 - January 22, 2012
they should be though
Tats16 - January 22, 2012
COULD HE BREAK GROVE'S LEG!?
I KINDA HOPE HE DOES!
krcampbell - January 22, 2012
Lot of leg to break there
Patrick Wyman - January 22, 2012
MINOWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAMAN
Patrick Wyman - January 22, 2012
TAPORSNAP TAPORSNAP TAPORSNAP TAPORSNAP TAPORSNAP TAPORSNAP TAPORSNAP TAPORSNAP
BVandDietPepsi - January 22, 2012
SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
Minowa and Palhares
Starting with each of them having the other’s leg.
We All Hate Caleb - January 22, 2012
World explodes.
Tim Bernier - January 22, 2012
Not before tapping out to such an unnatural occurence.
Unabomberman - January 22, 2012
And it's just Minowa, Palhares and that female ref left to repopulate the earth.
Humanity would inherit some savage style.
verloc - January 22, 2012
And a bad case of hemophilia along with some growing retardation, but never mind that...
Unabomberman - January 22, 2012
7 weeks of training in his garage. Sounds rough.
Tats16 - January 22, 2012
I did that once. It’s called unemployment.
MicahtheCynic - January 22, 2012
Seriously though, Kendall Grove is a terrible matchup for Minowa.
He’s a middleweight.
pdl - January 22, 2012
Nice
TheFilt - January 22, 2012
SUPER HLUK CHAMP NO LOSE!
Unabomberman - January 22, 2012
Minowaman vs Jon Jones imo
Tats16 - January 22, 2012
Still bigger than Minowa.
MicahtheCynic - January 22, 2012
Bigger than the SUperHLuk champion?
TheFilt - January 22, 2012
Honanulu. Nice mr announcer.
Tim Bernier - January 22, 2012
MINOWAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
IRodC - January 22, 2012
Style:
PUROWRESU
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 22, 2012
CHEER FOR HIM YOU BASTARDS!
3 people clapping makes me sad
verloc - January 22, 2012
I guess it is in hawaii
verloc - January 22, 2012
KID NATE IS ABOUT TO BAN ALL OF YOU IDIOTS
CUT THE SHIT WITH THE DATE RAPE CHATTER. THIS ISN’T A LOCKER ROOM OR A FRAT HOUSE.
THANKS
Kid Nate - January 22, 2012
3000 posts into the evening
hi, nice to meet ya
Cory Braiterman - January 22, 2012
For the record
That was the one topic I did not touch. Please don’t ban me.
And if you do, I want Bertha to take over as captain.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 22, 2012
Well, shit, if I knew THAT was the reason I couldn’t land a writing job…..
BVandDietPepsi - January 22, 2012
have you applied?
you’ve got the goods, write more posts.
Kid Nate - January 22, 2012
yeah
you’re writing is gettin betta and betta
Harley hooper - January 22, 2012
BV's writing is actually getting more beta
When it should be getting more alpha
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
You're dead to me
/TirpleThreatNeverDie
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
DON'T BE SO BETA.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
Beta=greek talk betta=hood lingo
Harley hooper - January 22, 2012
YES
YWICS FRONTPAGED PLEASE GOD YES.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 22, 2012
Holy shit, Nate replied.
(dries off palms)
Well, umm…you see, sir, I’m kinda (coughs, wheezes, grabs inhaler), kinda working on a big project, so I haven’t had time for my weekly (inhale, wheeze), things.
Hopefully (brushes off brow), you see what I’ll come up with (flopsweat), and that’ll be enough, sir….
BVandDietPepsi - January 22, 2012
The truly sad thing is that when I try to write professional emails, that’s pretty dead-on to how I feel.
Minus the asthma. But + lots of anxiety.
BVandDietPepsi - January 22, 2012
I have trouble writing anything without sounding overly professional
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
You should probably not type about your flopsweat and breathing issues
THAT COULD BE HURTING THINGS
krcampbell - January 22, 2012
Man up, BV.
Just think — I’ll be interviewing with international law firms soon. Talk about pressure.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
it's a blog about cage fighting
settle down.
Kid Nate - January 22, 2012
NO YOU SETTLE DOWN!
/self-sabotage
BVandDietPepsi - January 22, 2012
well played
Kid Nate - January 22, 2012
Hey, I got to Gals Guide. So with my lack of writing talent, you should definitely be on staff!
mountaineers101 - January 22, 2012
Sorry, Nate.
Didn’t see any rape talk, but I get the hint and I’m done.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
thanks
Kid Nate - January 22, 2012
No problem.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
Sorry, bro
no jokin bout that hear; but point heeded
Harley hooper - January 22, 2012
<3
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
No offense intended
Patrick Wyman - January 22, 2012
toucha groves
HitokiriX - January 22, 2012
Minowa’s hanging in there despite the 37-inch reach disadvantage.
BVandDietPepsi - January 22, 2012
Only 37?
krcampbell - January 22, 2012
GO FOR THE BARREL ROLL!
verloc - January 22, 2012
YYYYYYEEESSSSSS
verloc - January 22, 2012
minowa looks naked without his shoes
Cory Braiterman - January 22, 2012
It's like when Samson had his hair cut.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
they see me rollin
Cory Braiterman - January 22, 2012
Minowa
doesn’t like this cage
We All Hate Caleb - January 22, 2012
I’M HOME
T.C. Engel - January 22, 2012
I'M GLAD YOU MADE IT HOME SAFELY BEST FRIEND
krcampbell - January 22, 2012
I AM AS WELL.
T.C. Engel - January 22, 2012
WHY ALL THE CAPS?
Unabomberman - January 22, 2012
It's how best friends talk.
YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND
krcampbell - January 22, 2012
WE'RE BEST FRIENDS, WE DO WHAT WE WANT BITCH
T.C. Engel - January 22, 2012
No need to be mean, you fucking fucks...
Unabomberman - January 22, 2012
QUIT TRYING TO KILL OUR FRIENDSHIP. WE ARE STARTING A HANGOVER ESQUE TRIP TO LAS VEGAS FOR A WEEKEND WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN THERE ARE TWO SPOTS STILL OPEN
T.C. Engel - January 22, 2012
AND I AM THE ASIAN ONE
OH WAIT, I FORGOT HE’S NOT IN THE GROUP.
krcampbell - January 22, 2012
FUCK IT WE'RE MAKING OUR OWN VERSION THAT INVOLVES THE ASIAN.
T.C. Engel - January 22, 2012
INSERT WITTICISM HERE
THIS WILL BE HILARIOUS
krcampbell - January 22, 2012
YUS
T.C. Engel - January 22, 2012
CAN I BE ZACH GALAFINAKIS?
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
YESYESYES. I FEEL AS IF MOSTDIABOLICALEARL NEEDS IN.
T.C. Engel - January 22, 2012
YOU MEAN LORD MONTCLAIR THE HATER?
ACCEPT
krcampbell - January 22, 2012
DOES WANT THE HATING LORD OF MONTCLAIRING.
T.C. Engel - January 22, 2012
HE CAN BE THE SURBURNED GUY ON THE ROOF
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
THAT'S ALWAYS HOW I PICTURED HIM ANYWASY.
ONLY MORE BEARDED
T.C. Engel - January 22, 2012
Only Rutager knows the truth
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
Can't. I'm one of them folks the Arisonans refer to as criminaliens, and don't even drink.
But do get hammered for me.
Unabomberman - January 22, 2012
*Arizonans*
Unabomberman - January 22, 2012
STILL COME IT'LL BE FUN
T.C. Engel - January 22, 2012
I don't even have my visa. It would be illegal. The border patrol would get you guys in trouble.
And deported to Colombia, if any of you guys happen to have a strange name and be black.
Unabomberman - January 22, 2012
THAT'S ALL OF US
T.C. Engel - January 22, 2012
BIG TROUBLE, DUDE.
Unabomberman - January 22, 2012
you can drive
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
ah, now i remember why grove isn't in the ufc
Cory Braiterman - January 22, 2012
minowa 10-7
mikedh - January 22, 2012
what he said
Tats16 - January 22, 2012
Hluk-9 Minowa
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 22, 2012
I dig your new scoring system?
Unabomberman - January 22, 2012
I scored this round 10-mullet Grove.
Paulo Filho's Psychiatrist - January 22, 2012
Is the Grove fight on yet?
I love me some Kendall Grove fadin.
SSreporters - January 22, 2012
yes
Tats16 - January 22, 2012
And apparently, if Sherdog is to be trusted, are pretty even as of now.
Unabomberman - January 22, 2012
Grove
Hasn’t been KO’d yet? :-O
taptomyarmbar - January 22, 2012
Minowa has some dirty feet.
krcampbell - January 22, 2012
WACIST!
Unabomberman - January 22, 2012
Is that a racist thing? Because his feet are basically covered with dirt and I think I see a bandaid.
krcampbell - January 22, 2012
What? of course not.
See that ‘W’ ?
Unabomberman - January 22, 2012
OH RIGHT
I thought you just had a lisp.
krcampbell - January 22, 2012
Minowa will not submit to your crappy subs!
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
grove has his back.
verloc - January 22, 2012
WAT?
Unabomberman - January 22, 2012
grove finished the round on minowa's back.
not great.
verloc - January 22, 2012
Do it for Japan Minowa
We All Hate Caleb - January 22, 2012
Dammit Grove
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
So I was just sitting here watching the fights with my girl, and somehow all I thought to say was “All my friends live in the internet.”
T.C. Engel - January 22, 2012
That’s nothing to be ashamed of….right?
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
Suer as hell hope not, otherwise I'm fucked.
T.C. Engel - January 22, 2012
19-19
Tats16 - January 22, 2012
heresy
IRodC - January 22, 2012
20-14 Minowa
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
yes
Aramaki23 - January 22, 2012
this, right here,
is a man who knows what he likes.
verloc - January 22, 2012
how did Grove win the first round? at best it was a draw. not much happened at all, but minowaman had top control for final 2 mins
Tats16 - January 22, 2012
best advice
“jump upside-down”
jdd1510 - January 22, 2012
Guess American cans are too hard for Minowa to crush
Rob Young - January 22, 2012
gtfo!
Tats16 - January 22, 2012
In his defence
One of Groves’ arms is bigger than his whole wingspan
taptomyarmbar - January 22, 2012
How…dare you?
Unabomberman - January 22, 2012
Minowa isn't popular because he's a great fighter.
Minowa is popular because he’s a great Minowa.
verloc - January 22, 2012
AMERICAN STEEL
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
Ban Him
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
HATH THOU NO SOUL
T.C. Engel - January 22, 2012
If I was a mmafighter
I’d walk out to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uU6U-8LP1DY
We All Hate Caleb - January 22, 2012
Really liking this gigantic round cage
If I was a fighter, that would be my preference.
TheFilt - January 22, 2012
if grove just weighed 200 more pounds
this fight would be over
Aramaki23 - January 22, 2012
So they don't work for finishes
In Kendall’s garage?
TheFilt - January 22, 2012
Seriously
This is ridiculous, he’s had his back for most of the fight.
Patrick Wyman - January 22, 2012
This is just making me upset
Will get my revenge in MvC3
We All Hate Caleb - January 22, 2012
Minowa is completely controlling Grove on his back.
10-8 for the SUPER HLUK champ.
pdl - January 22, 2012
Remember Kendall Grove vs. Ed Herman? Sick fight with sick grappling?
Well Herman is slowly bringing his way back into at least gatekeeper level. Grove bitched and moaned his way out of the UFC….in addition to having a chin made of glass.
GO MINOWA!
SSreporters - January 22, 2012
That round was a lot closer.
30-22 Minowa
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
10-7
10-7
10-8
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
30-19 Minowa
SSreporters - January 22, 2012
You are more generous than I am.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
Any one have the UFC Alpha test?
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
I am the alpha test
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
For reals tho, I'm jumping on there right after this?
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
Demo comesout tuesday
Hoping it has online
We All Hate Caleb - January 22, 2012
Demo doesn't have online
They did an online alpha test tho
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
is it still possible to get the alpha?
or was it limited time thing.
Tats16 - January 22, 2012
limited
We All Hate Caleb - January 22, 2012
You need the beta test. Not the alpha test.
OHSHIT
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
Does that mean we have to...uh...take you.
’Cause that sounds sticky and uncomfortable to me.
Unabomberman - January 22, 2012
You love me.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
minowa would have increased his chances of winning just by throwing overhand rights and lefts like a windmill
Cory Braiterman - January 22, 2012
Garcia 30-27
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
thinking the same thing, his whole game plan should of been target Groves glass jaw
Shocbomb - January 22, 2012
35-30 Minowa
IRodC - January 22, 2012
FUCKING BULLSHIT
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
ROBBERY!
IRodC - January 22, 2012
This is the worst night of my life.
T.C. Engel - January 22, 2012
SAD FACE
krcampbell - January 22, 2012
It’s alright friend. I am okay.
T.C. Engel - January 22, 2012 via iPhone app
30-27?? Grove is the new Garcia.
verloc - January 22, 2012
WOW WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aramaki23 - January 22, 2012
Terrible decision
Just awful work by the judges here tonight.
Patrick Wyman - January 22, 2012
"I'm a bitch"
C’mon Kendall I hate you but don’t be so hard on yourself
IRodC - January 22, 2012
He's just being honest.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
FUCKING ROBBERY!
Unabomberman - January 22, 2012
oh god adventure time in my mma? your gonna make me lose it
Mac Marley - January 22, 2012
Zakalou?
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
Robbery
SSreporters - January 22, 2012
Eff you Grove for effing up the Tombstone quote
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
Among other things...
TheFilt - January 22, 2012
Well, it's been fun
Good evening, gents.
Patrick Wyman - January 22, 2012
BYE TEAMMATE!
XOXO
krcampbell - January 22, 2012
Oh captain my captain
Patrick Wyman - January 22, 2012
OUR FEARFUL TRIP IS DONE????
krcampbell - January 22, 2012
We should all commit seppuku for this loss of our hero.
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
It's the only thing that makes sense.
krcampbell - January 22, 2012
I will miss you all!
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
Already done
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
kthxdie
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
loljk
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
Good night gentlemen
IRodC - January 22, 2012
THERE needs to be a bloodyelbow radio fro this card
Aramaki23 - January 22, 2012
I can only wonder what will be left of this thread when I refresh….
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
I HOPE THE MASTURBATING GIF IS STILL HERE
…Yeah, I’m leaving.
krcampbell - January 22, 2012
It's all still there
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
No it's not, things are missing.
krcampbell - January 22, 2012
Creepy
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
What I’ve always wanted was a post-event thread.
A cool-down lounge, if you will.
BVandDietPepsi - January 22, 2012
BE needs a chat room
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
IRC
We All Hate Caleb - January 22, 2012
Someone needs to make a BE IRC chat room
Jonathan. - January 22, 2012
FanPost it
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
Nate is knocking on my door with a rather large pistol….meh, guess I should answer.
BVandDietPepsi - January 22, 2012
Nate just needs a hug
Chris Hall - January 22, 2012
Yus
T.C. Engel - January 22, 2012 via iPhone app
3rd pro elite and there 3rd lack luster card
Shocbomb - January 22, 2012
You were expecting quality?
IRodC - January 22, 2012
no actually
Shocbomb - January 22, 2012
I just don’t get TJ Thompsons plan, UFc wash outs, 2 HW fights, and a Jap pro wrestler, he should very much consider chaning his model to signing young talent / prospects. I just don’t see why he or anyone who works for pro elite would think this model of a show would catch on or be any different then all the others
Shocbomb - January 22, 2012
Peace out folks.
mountaineers101 - January 22, 2012
Congratulations to Mr. Grove
and the rest of tonight’s winners.
mixedmartialmike - January 22, 2012
A pride fan was at the event.
via fightlinker
UncleMax - January 23, 2012
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