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MFC 32 Bitter Rivals: Results And Live Discussion

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Hello and welcome back to another MMA card courtesy of the fine folks at HDNet. Tonight's offering is Maximum Fighting Championship 32: Bitter Rivals. The card was expected to be headlined by Antonio McKee defending his MFC lightweight belt against Brian Cobb. However, in the past twenty four hours, McKee has been stripped of his title after coming in an insane seven pounds overweight. Mark Pavelich was on Bloody Elbow radio and stated that no matter the outcome, McKee will be released from the promotion. Pavelich went on to state that if Cobb is not victorious, he too will be released from the promotion after coming in overweight as well.

The card is now headlined by a five-round non-title fight between Wilson Gouveia and Dwayne Lewis. Pavelich called it a superfight. I'm not sure about that but it will be a fun fight for sure.

Join us at 10:00 PM ET/7:00 PM PT for a discussion of MFC 32 only on HDNet.

NOTE: DO NOT TURN THIS INTO ANOTHER PROELITE THREAD. I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THAT KINDA THING AGAIN.

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Watching the last episode of Inside MMA

Did Kenny Rice just say that Chael Sonnen helps put fannies in seats? Strange way of putting it.

Trannys....... He said Trannys

DIane Sawyer, Whoopi Goldberg, Oprah Winfrey. Fuck, Marry, Kill…….go

I’m game. Fuck Sawyer, Marry Winfrey (as long as there is no prenup), and without question kill Goldberg in the most painful way possible.

What happened with the proelite thread?

What happened in the proelite thread?

I missed it.

I was in Nashville for the ProElite thread

What happened? I’m curious but don’t want to read through 1000 comments

Both guys overweight in his promotions title fight, and both out the door afterwards. Mark’s running a real professional ship over there.

It can be yours for the cool fee of $2m!

I was going to get blind drunk and watch Hidamari Sketch

but let’s watch MFC instead

Roth

lets talk prowrestling in this bitch

prowrestling is a crime
no you are

gasp!

HEEL TURN

ladder match let’s go tough guy big man

see how you can handle this

Those dudes should just get a room.
Jim Ross says

“BAH GOD, BAH GOD, BAH GOD!!!”
“STOP THAT! STOP THE DAMN MATCH!!”

"He's not just trying to hurt the man - he's out to end his career!"
I'm a criminal!

You god damn right…

here to ask about the proelite thread
Hey

Whats this about a proelite thread?

In a nutshell, fellas

Because it was a ProElite card, and there wasn’t a whole heck of a lot going on, AND it was late, AND because it was a late a lot of us were hammered, it kind of went off the rails and took a decidedly sexual turn towards stories/advice/guy talk, etc…

However, at some point, and I didn’t see it myself, Nate dropped by because apparently there was some date rape talk. Again, I didn’t see it, and I was pretty involved in the talk. Someone must have slipped in something under the radar (of course it only takes a couple to ruin it for everyone).

Regardless, the boss didn’t care for it.

BV did you take Nate up on his offer from that thread. That thread was full of hilarity, but did take an interesting turn to say the least.

Flattered that you remembered!

No, I don’t wanna bother the guy. I have logged a lot of stuff on this site, and I’m still embroiled in this life-consuming project I’ve taken on that will hopefully get me where I need to be.

How is the top 100 coming along anyway?
I'm dying alive.

That being said, we’re probably looking at a Top-200 or 150 now.

Yikes

Any idea how long it’ll take you?

Still on schedule.

January 31/Feb 1.

BTW, thanks for remembering! Makes this hellish course all worth it.

fight the good fight brother we are on pins and needles waiting

LETS MOTHERFUKERS
GSP IS EXPOSED
BLAME KID NATE

I love Triumph
I'm looking forward to it man.
So basically

Let’s not turn this into a date rape thread? Man you guys ruin everything when I’m gone.

I saw a guy talking about having had a bunch of sex (lies) with a bunch of chicks (lies), but I never notice anything about guys actively discussing date rape.
Yeah, Una was there.

I dunno, maybe someone told Nate some shit was going on to shut us up, but regardless, it definitely did go off the rails and probably wasn’t what they wanted to project.

As far as I remember, there was no date rape talk

Just general debauchery

You're probably the one that reported the fun to Nate then

Fucking Red Coat! Or is that TC?

Just trollin through this thread now, I was out at a hockey game again.

(Which is where I was during the PE thread too, coincidentally, and I commented mobiley, fuckin hilarious.) But yes, I am the FRC.

I’m as guilty of that as anyone. I’ll take the heat for helping the thread take a less-than-gentlemanly turn (BV in a drunken thread about head? BAH!), but I don’t remember it getting as bad as date-rape, but Nate specifically said that’s what it was.

Did he? I just remember him telling us to not turn it into a locker room.

And I was as guilty as anyone there for sure.

It may have been wrong, but that was such a fun thread.

It certainly was.

That and Tachi Palace 10 are neck and neck.

Tachi Palace 10: The Birth of Cabbage
CIRCLE OF DEATH!
I was a lil disappointed I couldn't get "Kimo" to stick as a moniker for Burke
Yeah I missed it totally so I have no clue

There are people on here in live threads telling other people to check their email every 5 minutes casue they sent a new pic of the girl they are with. It is all weird.

I apologize, she was a last resort.

That was me and Filt
Yeah it was weird but that's what guys do now, I guess

I would probably be a jerkoff too if I grew up in the Facebook age

Kepp trying, you'll get there
Where?
A level of assholery you previously thought unattainable.
I'm not the braggin

about sending pictures of chicks to some dude I met on the internet like you.

Nothing is unattainable

Who's braggin about it?
You
When? You're confused Joben
Confused is a nice way of putting it

I’m gonna start talking about the fights now. I was just playing.

You wanna see jerkoffs?

Ok….figuratively…

High school kids these days. Holy fuck. I’m 26, no young buck, but no geez, and these douches need a knee in the solar plexes collectively.

A Bas LiverKick would do

But shit the tradeoff is that they probably have BJJ as an elective in gym class.

It was up for like maybe five seconds.

Thisredcabbage deleted that shit FAST.

thisredcabbage is the best form of the Cabbage meme to date
Looks like I left the ProElite thread way too early.

lol

My wife watches this wedding show with this gay guy named David Tutera & everytime I see him I think of Mark Pavelich…need a side by side meme of these 2

If Mandingo is cut win or lose.

Where does he go? Bellator?

Or does he hedge his bets on his reality show?

If I was the presiding president of Bellator I wouldn’t even consider hiring McKee. He’s… so… boring…

And niw you can add unprofessional...

Wonder what it’s like to fight knowing your getting fired…

I thought Alpha's don't need motivation to fight.

He has nowhere to go from here. MFC was his only employer.

Alpha or not...do you give it your all or phone it in?
He lays on him for 3 rounds.

And cashes his check.

Business as usual I guess
But, But, But

I thought a win is a win GSP.

Hey Antonio...

It was all good just a week ago…

Alright dickheads...let's do this
That's what she said...
I'm so pissed I missed this ProElite thread now.

Your note added so much hype to it.

You should hate yourself for that

Such a shame, Zach. Hater is too professional now, we might be recruiting for a new member of the Triple Threat.

what happened in the thread...?
Awesomeness
lol

You ever notice how fat girls seem to g…(tackled by Kid Nate)

Fat girls convo was golden.
hey shut yo mouth before i grapple you to a 30-30 draw!!!

Also, guys Spartacus Season 3 premiere tonight.

It's been on Starz online.

I watched it and was a little dissappointed in the new Spartacus. Not the same feel. Just my opinion.

Hard for it to be the same without Whitfield, but I'm still excited about it
I was out of the loop on Spartacus.

Spent last week watching season 1 on Netflix and got hooked. Now I need to watch the prequel. Heard good things. Xena still has it.

Season 1 is without a doubt the best

The sequel definitely has some legit badassery tho

just started...
NO, YOU JUST STARTED!
that makes no sense

I meant the broadcast dude. :P

YOUR FACE MAKES NO SENSE!
I know

that’s what your mom said

Not bad. Not great, but you're learning.

That makes too much sense. The goal is to make as little sense as possible. Welcome to BE :)

WELCOME TO YOUR FACE
and yours

Ehhh...you'll get there.
I'm on Godzilla Binge

been reliving my childhood love of Toho monster movies

I spend all my time on mania

I write a bunch of previews and predictions for events most of the time….

I just saw this was the only game in town to discuss this event though…

Well that's unfortunate.

Do you hate fun? For fuck’s sake, we were warned because the last thread devolved into atrociousness.

I like writing and I'm pretty good with predictions

7 for 10, 9 for 10, 9 for 10 the last 3 UFC events…

I’ll get some drink in me now…

It’s just what I do. I’m sorry :)

I apologize for what I did to the punchbowl during the pro-elite card.

I suggest you all get yourself tested and visit an Vespa mechanic just in case.

As long as it's curable with antibiotics.

No hard feelings.

Already done, luckily I'm clean

Dhiego Lima bandwagon now boarding

I don't know the card well enough to make any predictions...
Are all presumably mediocre cards gonna carry the pro elite disclaimer.

My favorite thing about the proelite thread was how we were all cheering for Minowaman, and at the end we announced our absurd scores for Minowa (30-19?). When the scores were announced, everybody played along (cries of ROBBERY, etc.). Really made me smile.

Absurd?

Minowa won that fight 37-3

By then, that thread was Thunderdome.

Would that make you the Master-Blaster? :D :P

I was with you until Blaster.

Any chance in hell Gouveia makes it 5 rounds?
Is there any reason for me to watch this card? Aside from the free fights retort?
Bored on a Friday night is reason enough for me

What’s your alternative? Keep being hairless?

Um, what?

You’re without any facial hair, Zachary, is what I’m saying.

I'm actually getting closer and closer to resembling Jesus these days.

Looking like a hobo doesn’t exactly make me eager to post new photos though.

Better than looking like Balloon Boy, you long-haired freak.

/Loves the ZK.

When I had short hair, people said I looked like Michael Cera.

I can’t win.

Did you just call Jesus a hobo?
Nah, he just supposedly looked like one.
That's racist.
not really

it’s free MMA, it’s either this, watch Boogey man with a capt. and coke, or keep playing the UFC 3 demo….

Future BECW research, of course!

Have you made your picks, good sir?

Working on em as we speak, so it looks like I’ll have em done earlier than normal (which is a few hours before the deadline). Decisions, decisions…

Thank you for reminding me gentlemen
You burn in hell.
That's rough coming from Jesus

I mean, how do you dispute that at the gates? That’s a horrible reference.

Obviously, Jesus was drunk

St. Peter’s got my back

Always a safe bet with me.

Good news: picks have been submitted in what might be a personal record for being early.

Bad news: I took Phil Davis.

Chris Cross (sp?)?????
Jump Jump!!!!

BAHAHAHAH

My gifs and pics are full of fail

No worries Professa!

“OH BABY! OH BABY! THE PROFESSA!”

And 1 Mixtape. Gangsta straight from Oregon

THE PROFESSA! MY GODSON!!
Lord have mercy on all our souls.
Yeah, I think he did the theme to Arthur
Well, since we have a decent audience here....

What’s everyone snacking and drinking?

Myself, I have some Wasabi Peas (the best bar snack ever, which has only ever been offered at the Hilton in Miami), and, of course, Black Velvet and Diet Pepsi.

U GIZE??

Miller time, as per usual
And now I'll wait for pdl to abuse me for my lack of taste
Just finished a box of cheez-its

What kind?

Original

Because I never ever ever see Hot and Spicy in stores

Original are the only ones that matter
I can't get into that White Cheddar crap

Original and spicy are for me.

I’m a spicy food maniac to the point where I accidentally took a squirt of Sri Racha hot sauce right into my eye

I'm pretty much the same, but I don't really get into the hot and spicy

They’re good, but not as good as the original

Duuuude.

There are literally a dozen types in my grocery store.

Grocery stores here are outrageously overpriced

I get my snacks at Grocery Outlet which is…well…an outlet store. I’d rather pay $1.79 for Cheez-its at GO than $3.99 at Safeway.

You just live in a horrible area.

I have Wegmans for my grocery store and Sheetz for my convienance store. I’m living the good (fat) life.

No kidding

I can’t even get good fast-food here and I eat cooked meals 99% of the time.

There’s a small burger shack down the highway where I live that people rave about and then you find out it’s $6.99 for a burger BEFORE fries and a drink. It’s either that or Dairy Queen’s burgers which are shit.

It wasn’t Five Guys, was it?

Redline

Local thing.

But Five Guys just opened up down the street. Right next to MOD Pizza, a teriyaki shop, and Subway.

Is Five Guys as good as everyone says? Still haven't made it out to one.
no

Its pretty good but its overpriced. better burgers to be had at their prices, especially since most of them are in big cities.

Haven't tried it

If there’s an overrated food chain out there, it’s Chipotle. Absolutely shit burritos.

WE. WILL. FIGHT.
It's an insult to Mexican food

Especially when I can get a better steak burrito at a comparable size for $1.99 with free fresh tortilla chips.

Dude, whatever.

Hater.

Name another place where I can get a 12 oz. margarita on the rocks (or blended!) for $3.75 at any time of day — that’s a fucking steal.

Chipotle makes decent wraps and good salads.

I wasn’t aware that they have burritos.

PREACH, BROTHER!

I hate shitpotle & their flavorless pretend Mexican food.

Five guys is tremendous.

Alas, I adore Chipotle.

I'm gonna have to give it a shot
YES

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY

Wegmans usually has Creez-its 2 for1

So fuck all those discount dollar stores

Garlic parmesan are the shit but leave horrible breath.

Almost as bad as cooler ranch doritos.

Cheddar & Sour Cream Ruffles

Will be my death of choice

Gotta add the french onion dip.
Ugh.

And people think my salt & vinegar chips with taco sauce and Tang is disgusting.

Mayo + Ketchup + Garlic

Greatness

I was disgusted by the time I read vinegar.
Ive been drinking Crown and Ginger since Nashville

Never drank Crown before and wasn’t a fan of Ginger Ale but man do those mix nicely. I’m bringing BAC to a new level.

Crown and Vanilla coke.

Surprisingly good.

they still sell vanilla coke?
In California they do.

Vanilla Dr. Pepper pretty good too.

Bacardi and Coke.....
Good move!

Crown is my favorite goddamned whiskey on the planet.

beer, but i dont get HDNet so i dont even know why im in here.

was more curious about the pro elite fiasco that I sadly missed, but sounds like the boys took disdainful behavior to a saddeningly new low.

Uhhhh, no.

“The boys” didn’t do shit. It was an isolated incident. The rest of us were just annoying if anything. Not offensive.

12" Ultimate Stuffed Crust pizza from Pizza Hut with pepperoni, bacon and sausage.

Atta boy.

That’s great hustle.

You must have...like...no other pizza joint where you live.

True, I’m always a fan of local pizza joints.

There was one local pizza joint

All pizzas $10.49 with unlimited toppings. It was the shit.

And then some Korean family bought the place and it quickly went out of business.

Went to a Cuban pizzeria the other day and damn I was impressed

I don’t even know where to start on that.

I was confused at first but after the first bite I just went with it

I am too for the most part but when it comes to watching sports I always prefer Pizza Hut for whatever reason.

Booze.

And don’t try and tell me booze ain’t food.

Do you know who you're speaking with?

It’s bad enough you don’t follow me on Twitter, now you’re questioning my booze diet?

Link and I'll follow.
NOOOOOOO....

……you’re too busy with Roth in a huuuuuuuuuuuuuggggeeeeee project to follow lil old me!.

It's the best project.
Are you gonna be the next guest post like Smoogy?

Well it’s a late dinner instead of a snack, does that count? Rice and A1 steak sauce!

Swordfighting?

Ok…

The ProElite thread got ugly

But we need something to get through an Antonio McKee fight. Like the time someone uploaded a picture with me in it, and it remains the only photo of me on the internet. Ever. That day….yesterday.

Missing in that sentence: Come up with stories to make it through an MFC card
The doc was cute
I love how bad regional cards are.
We're getting close to the WARGODZ anniversary

War Godz makes Moosin look like War on the Mainland!

If only Impact FC caught on.
In honesty the commentators were pretty good

Elvis Sinosic and someone else

Moosin had the 2010 Women's FOTY

Moosin was legit, as was Impact. Kang vs. Filho was awesome.

Alas, random moneymarked promotions, I love you.

Moneymarks are the best. Though wasn't the story with Impact that none of the fighters got paid?
I didn't hear that.

I thought after the first Impact show, they all got paid. Certainly Barnett would have mad a stink if he didn’t.

Some guys definitely got paid.

Can’t confirm all of them but some fighters got what they were owed.

Personally thought the knee was legal

took the impact with his chest, the force moved up his neck and into his head.

I agree

but the ref had a bad view most likely

Agreed

I’m not outraged, as some famous mma commentator said, “These things happen in MMA”

Cameraman getting just a bit too close to the action there

In UFC news

UFC on FX 3 happening May 15th, Tom Lawlor vs. Jason MacDonald booked for the card.

hmm
Oh yeah, and they booked it supposedly for Virginia

Where they held Diaz vs. Maynard.

Probably means Sadollah will be on this.

Where did you hear this?
MMA Junkie

http://mmajunkie.com/news/27121/ufc-targets-event-for-may-15-at-virginias-patriot-center-possibly-ufc-on-fx-3.mma

You just made me so happy
Wondering why they don't just announced that Diaz vs. Miller is the main event.

Saving the spot for heavier weights?

Eh? UFC on FX 3. Not FOX.
Oh, right.

Too many MMA events. All running together in my head.

That is awesome...I hope it's true.
Early on

I like MacDonald.

I got Lawlor but i need to do more research
I gots the athlete on that one
z

I give it to Haddad….

What the heck are you talking about??

Oh yeah, we’re watching a ‘fight’

yeah

meh, I shouldn’t be so negative, they did have the balls to get in there and fight. Just not my favourite, I guess.

hmmm

fair enough

Soo has anon And sky net taken over Zuffa/Forza yet?

Soon we will find out Cyborg really is a terminator and she was sent from the future to Save DW…

Ring closed out that last round really well

good point....
With the point deduction

who knows?

Is that Nick Rings brother?
Looking at how he's standing I'd say yes
can't find anything yet.... maybe

29 – 27 Dan Ring
28 – 28
29 – 27 Dan Ring

wat.

I'm just here to see how bad the McKee and Cobb fight is.

Twitter reminded me to come.

Well, great hustle, MBN.

UFC VETERANS!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS NOT SUBLIME!
Jamie Toney!

…who?

Pat Barry's BJJ coach.
I dunno

But I’m pretty sure he was an intricate part of Couture earning his black belt.

Bas rutten look on that lad
No eyebrows...does he has alopecia?
He got no hair!
me either

does this shock you?

Well he shaved his eyebrows.
oh damn

didn’t notice that….. he’s a guy from fringe then

Or a huge Whoopi fan.
HE'S AN ALPACA!
The night wouldn't be complete without an AD reference.
Nah, fedor's cousin
Can Wilson Gouveia ever be in a "superfight"?

Maybe he should fight Rumble since they have failed to make weight in multiple weight classes.

Does

does this guy have alopecia

That's my assumption...no eye brows
I got the bald guy
He's picking him apart right now
yup

I said that before the fight began lol

He's a white Charlie Villenueva!
:( Lost my stream.
195 Tourney:

Rumble-Gouveia

Lutter-Franklin

Belfort-Liddell

Wanderlei-Lombard

No Tanooki BJ Penn

No dice

His last name is Toney

GOOOOOOOOO

Voldemort’s stunt double

He almost tapped him with a north south

hhaahah

Shameless Twitter Whoring! I want Followers!

Just terrible
I have little-to-no shame.
Would you look at that

He certainly looks like he loves cake

HIIIIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FOLKS!
If that's a Rich Vos reference you are my friend forever
Yes and no.

I’m an Opie & Anthony diehard, and when they trash Vos (which is often), I adore those shows. So it’s a combination of that.

If you want some Vos, I should have gone “FIRSFFT OF AWL…”

And that I'm a fatty.

But cake? GAH! Pasta and whiskey, son!

Cake

of the Black velvet variety

Whiskey Cake?

Stay where you are. I’m en route.

You took a screenshot and uploaded to tinypic?

Yes. Is there a better way?
This man wins! And he gets RTs! BAWHAHAHA!
You, sir, have reached a new low....or high...I'm not sure which yet

Really, I’m just trying to keep this abysmal card interesting.

i can't stand looking at this fat redneck.

dude has fat rolling over his trunks, has a farmers tan, and sports some of the shitiest chest hair I’ve ever seen. hope mini kane kos this dude.

Wonderful reversal at the end of the round. Nothing quite as disheartening as having your own momentum turned against you

Well, I enjoyed the first fight with you guys, good night BE family..
This fight

is ASS

It's your constant optimism that make people love you, smoogy
understatement of the century.
personally i'm enjoying it
You enjoy ass

Nothing wrong with that

How could that be?

Both fighters were on your prospect list!

Can't fade the Ghost man.
5 minutes.

then i go listen Nick Diaz mumble.

Just curious,

What happened in the ProElite thread?

Someone died.
A building exploded.

It was brutal.

It was sad. Someone couldn't scroll up in the current thread and they looked really dumb.
Who was that?
Some douche...
Sounds like it.
Someone didn't know about using Z to browse comments
Sounds like someone abused the "shift-a" command
This fight blows

So to keep it MMA related, I just finished watching Ultimate Knockouts 8, which I got from the library. Great stuff.

I watched Nelson vs Schaub in full and didn’t even remember how badly Nelson was kicking Schaub’s ass.

People still use libraries? I thought that's just where the homeless (Jesus look-alikes) slept...
I have slept in my campus library before. I have also been mistaken for being homeless. So...
Same has happened to me
In warmer weather, I barefoot arouund campus.

I was reading on a bench in the quad when a rep from MTV was picking up people to be on camera for promos. He gets to me, sees my scraggly facial hair, long ponytail, baggy shorts, old t-shirt, and probably that I’m reading, and passes me up for a buxom blond & her hunk. I’ve rarely been that proud.

You have better stories than me

I’ve just been called a bum for sleeping on the cold library floor before a night class

Dude, that used to be the only place to GET any MMA tapes.

Somehow, they’re always registered.

They got Ultimate KOs 8, Best of 2010, and Ultimate Heavyweights

It’s sort of amusing that the same things people went through vast efforts to see, I completely fast-tracked when I jumped on the train late back in 2006, thanks to the Internet. I watched everything from UFC 1 to 70 or so in a few weeks, and it almost became a chore by the end.

Same here.

In 2005, I didn’t know how to get old MMA tapes, so I went around to the local libraries and Suncoast DVD stores to watch old UFC fights. If it wasn’t for YouTube, I’d have never seen Pride or DEEP or Jewels or Shooto or Pancrase.

Once I was caught up with UFC events I tried to watch the entire Pride collection...

But the first ones were so damn long and drawn out, I barely got past Wandy’s debut. I don’t mention it much here because I know how much I’d offend the fanboys. I’ve seen the majority of the top fights from the promotion one way or another since though.

The Jesus look-alikes still sleep here

Alas however there is no stereotypical “hot librarian” where I go.

I've been playing Force Unleashed lately. My dude is ridiculously strong.
Force Unleashed?

Or Force Unleashed 2?

Unleashed. Picked it up for $10
Nice.

And that’s about what it’s worth. I did some Q/A for the devs on Force Unleashed 2.

Canonically, it always baffled me how Starkiller could do all this ridiculous shit with the Force. Like, stuff that was WAY overpowered for the Star Wars Universe. In the sequel, he’s literally pulling fucking Star Destroyers out of orbit.

He did it in Unleashed as well

Like he’s I guess stronger than Vader? Which is ridiculous.

Star Wars is so grossly overrated.

Hate hate hate!

According to Pat

Tpney hits so hard the other guy has amnesia

id rather watch the credits of kungfu panda

then this fight.

Good lord Toney is obliterating Jackson now

condit is much improved but i highly doubt he has more power then Daley.

Daley has so much power

it adds 5 extra pounds to the scale

Spirited final push by Jackson there, but he was kinda sorta outclassed by Toney

Well my stream cut out on me

Clearly fitting.

I have HDNet and I'm not even watching it or recording it.
It's Kenny Rice

That LIAR

George Lucas is Bad People
I still can't understand how

Fatass Glazer can be the spokesperson for anything fit. Shouldn’t you have to show that a product actually works before you endorse it? I thought that was an actual law.

Drinking Made Easy sounds like a TV show I should be hosting.
They want people on camera

It’s not a show you could host from behind the screens.

BV has a face for radio?
Am I the only one who's actually watched that show on numerous occasions?

It reminds me of the simple days when Dave Attell roamed the streets of random cities inebriated.

Zane's earlier shows were better,, before McKenna joined it.

They’re going to Charleston, so that means airplane bottles, and Folly Beach.

Maybe the mellow mushroom and palmetto brewing co.

Should be good.

Well yeah before the fight starts

Am I the only one that thinks Mike Pierce is gonna beat Koscheck?

He is a member of Internet Top Team, of course he’ll win

Mike Pierce has good power, and while Koscheck is a good offensive striker his defence can be porous. I think Pierce can make a TKO happen.

Alright kids, gonna head out. Gotta still work on my project.

Gah.

I'm still anticipating it... Go do yo thang.
Leland got a shout out!
Different list I think
YEAH DID YOU HEAR THAT! BE GOT ONE AS WELL!!! HAHAHHAHAHA
SUP ROTH!

major medical

Sup dawg!
POSTED! Watching the card now!

are you stoked for Chæl fight?

Man you have no idea. I'm a Chael Sonnen fan!
the true champion

also dude I shat a brick when voice threw you guys that shoutout I heard #2 and since the heavyweight prospects was just posted I ran to that thread!

Dude How do you feel about Rashad v. Davis?

Rashad has hands and half decent wrestling

but Phil Davis is cut from different cloth, and is a more technical less explosive wrestler type

either way I’m jazzed

wow too much dude going on in hindsight

sorry

P.S Mike Russow SMASH

I feel alot of people sleep on him, when his record is undercover awesome

Hairflames?

I want him to lose

They make him go faster.

Like hotwheels and monster trucks.

And Guy Fieri
Like Corrales on a bike
side note

i like the sound mix for this event, good balance of crowd and in-ring

Ther's a commercial on FX of Jon Jones kicking a kid

Wooooooooooo James Toney’s son won.

wat are you for real Toneys son fought?

how did he look??

Could he stop the double? Did he have hands?

he was albino
....

really?

nah just white

regular white. not albino. also not james toney’s son.

sarcasm dude

sarcasm

the ref is pretty vocal

I rike

he is at it again, man I'm digging this now

clear concise orders

WHAT UP FOLKS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ UP IN THIS MUH

Where you at folks, did I miss much joining late?

Nah, just 1 fight I think.
two fights

but they weren’t great…. neither is the this one… Lima is overmatched

hrmh Yeah he looks like he could have slick JJ but this wrestling is overpowering him

they need like… a second layer of ropes

and bigger thingys in the middle that keep them from spreading apart

or a cage

or a really big paraboloid type surface

like a bowl

you mean like that pit ? from that failed pit fighting deally?

YAMMA Pit Fightin’

You best remember that name!

When you are a highly touted prospect

You should not lose to Nathan Coy.

Lima's footspeed is awful. So lethargic.
Voice said that he was told by Lima he had a cold a couple days ago

or something

I don’t buy it!

he came out looking pretty fired up

but just like hit a wall or something

Is Lima’s right hand broken or somthing?

He just looks tired to me.
He's going chest to chest and winning this fight
CHEST TO CHEST BABY

now if only he had lunchbox sized fists to rain down

Say it with your chest.
Also, why do they use a ring in MCF

Is it an anti-UFC thing or can they not afford the cage?

They’ve used a cage before.

I guess they feel the ring is better.

could be the current location / municipality doesn't allow cages but allows rings

ala parts of Ausland

Don't know

I actually like both, Rings add an interesting strategy to fights

No other promotion manages to bore me quite as consistently as MFC does.

even the Dreaded Tachi Palace circle of doom?

Yeah, I’d rather watch the circle than Antonio McKee.

Nathan Coy: AKA the guy who clearly beat Tyron Woodley
Woodley says he is moving up cause he missed weight

hahah Told Mark Pavelich he isn’t getting into this head

wow I didn’t know he botched a title shot

Are you saying Mckee looks like Woodley

You racist racist

They're equally boring as shit
FU SS

Just a bit quicker than me

hahah you guys are ruthless
As long as we team up to kick people's asses in the Civil War we're cool
yup
Subbevil hasn't made his picks yet

The useless POS.

They're styles are equal
erm McKee

was reading and posting and listening to the interview at the same time __
Must have grabbed that Woodley

Antonio McKee giving a shout out to Mark Pavelich!
If the talent pool is so shallow,

outside the UFC, why cut the two fighters in your title fight. I get the whole making a point but. Why cut your nose to spite your face?

Pavelich doesn't like his face can't you tell with all that Botox
McKee never fought for the fans
I just read Roth's little note

What happened with proelite?

It went south after people had spontaneous bro down

talking about sex and stuff and then it went into date rape territory or I don’t even know…

which is weird cause I remember posting in that thread as I watched the card

or so I thought

it’s a bermuda triangle effect or something

no one gives a straight answer

I don’t know either

Here's a straight answer.

That means the answer likes women.

Lol

That is as straight as it gets

Go up about 355 comments
is that what that up button is for?

oh also via mobile why aren’t you passing out mobile rec’s like candy?

I'm all out of bubble gum...
I'm here to kick ass
interesting it took a second for the via mobile to update

files that tidbit away

Go nuts
Everone comes out to songs I always hear

Is this being held in a Canadian Strip Club?

it's too large a venue...
I thought they only played nickel back in Canadian strip joints?
They used to

but opening a dance with the lyrics “How the hell’d we wind up like this? Why weren’t we able to see the signs that we missed?” was all too poignant for strippers.

So now they play Anne Murray's greatest hits?

better than rita mcneil :D

Actually it's Gordon Lightfoot's greatest hits
lol@knowing the lyrics
What's the exchange rate?

Can we get 2 dances for our 1 american dollar?

Yesterday our dollar was worth more than yours

but now you guys are ahead again by one tenth of one cent.

Canadian strippers are still worth twice as much as American strippers.

Twice as many AIDS
you don't doing anything like that with them

if you catch AIDS from a stripper you’re doing it wrong.

or oh so riiiight
American right
Here in montreal

at least three times, maybe more.

This is true. God bless the women of Montreal.

Cause you have to pay 3 times more for the same puss?

Nah I’ll take grade A US snatch priced perfect.

Is there sex in the champagne room in Canada
Let's stop it right here

Remember the reminder at the bottom of the post

Never seen video of your opponent?

You’re going to lose

What's with the midget?
Hey Hey, easy

little people is the correct term I believe.

I hate PC

the guys new nickname is Gimi, maybe Samwise….

I take Samwise for the win.
I thought he had the RNC
It was close

plus he had one of his arms trapped.

yeah

that’s why I thought it was over, he just couldn’t get his own arm free

He really does look like 2 weight classes smaller

like he belongs at 145 or 155.. not 170

wow he rope walked on his back hahah
Joseph Sandoval cut from the UFC

2 fights – 1:39 total. Awful.

yeah

doesn’t surprise me after his performances. I said back to shark fights with him before the event even happened. I knew he was gonna get smashed… just didn’t think it would last 22 seconds…

He should fight Jason Reinhardt.

call the red cross he has a donation to make

didn’t he mean blood source or a blood bank or something?

c’mon voice

Call the ambalamps

Thank goodness for free medical up north
zing

also tell that to BROCKLESNAR

He no likey...

He said the mayo clinic sounded more appetizing for him reminds him of sandwiches

Sweet armbar

he was leaking and still got it

ahahahahahaha

that was awesome

I like that

Damn
GOODNIGHT IRENE
Absolutely
umm his daughter is on his shoulders

for the hand raising

With gashes in his head

Hey baby get on my shoulders and look at my wounds. This actually might be in a strip club.

I like it. Reminds me how rare it is to see someone submit a guy off his back in the UFC

But when it does happen, they remain the UFC MW champion
I stopped watching

Something exciting happen?

yeah, sweet armbar with a good transition
very clutch, and he was busted open earlier and looked like was just getting worked
he's got blood on his daughter
ya I was like WTF

also that means she is AT THE EVENT being like 5 or 6 years old watching daddy tee off / get teed off on

Daddy what happen?

Shit just got real baby

at a lot of local events here

they are all ages…. the 50/50 raffle last weekend had a kid who was the son of one of the female fighters pick the numbers… but she wasn’t covered in blood… the announcer told her he’s gonna call her the Ax Murderer because she blitzed like Wandy used to and just kept throwing punches…. random yeah….

oh that was a great out-of-nowhere armbar

Yeah it was awesome

It really came out of nowhere considering their positioning

Sidenote

CNN is reporting on Dana’s tiff with Anonymous

Christ... He better put this shit to bed.
Why?

At this point the whole media will talk about how they abused the President of a company that creates jobs in the US. They should milk this story and hope they get hacked again.

That will work in Danas favor
CONSPIRACY!!!!!!
Cool

Wonder if they’ll address…you know…the US Attorney General getting DOXed, too. Even if they made that shit up that should be reported.

Reporting it works against you cause

you should hope this thing just goes away instead of laughing at Dana

At least report it separately. They supposedly DOXed him last Friday

I hope they just don’t pull some shit on the FOX broadcast on Saturday and hack it so that we can only hear Goldberg’s voice the entire broadcast saying “TEEP and TURK”.

But that is what you want

You want them to take down the man in their way. So what if we lose out on fights. I hope they take down the whole FOX broadcast just so I can watch you support them on Sunday.

Believe me I'm a pro-Anon guy

And I’d support them even if they actively damaged their business. I’d just be pissed if I missed out on the fights, but this is a highly unlikely scenario.

Wouldn't the 3 awesome fights tomorrow

Be considered collateral damage?

So McKee vs. Cobb is up next, right?

I am so pumped for Mandingo.

No

Gouveia now

Wait no...

Mandingo is up now

Title shot in May… enough time to recuperate from a blown knee?

Antonio McKee > Luciano Azevedo > Jose Aldo

Antonio McKee > Jose Aldo

MMATH

How does it work?

Honky Tonk TV?

I honestly think I can pitch the shittiest TV show, and it would be picked up by HD Net

Better be cheap, because they save the shittiest shows for primetime network

Like Criminal Minds

I've seen shittier shows
Temptation Island

Was gritty drama

Watch a Mexican or Colombian telenovela

It is the worst type of television ever invented.

I hate Mexican novelas

But Colombian!? Watch “El Cartel” and tell me its the worst television ever. Hell, American soap operas are the worst in my opinion.

HDNet show check list:
[ ] Alcohol
[ ] Sleazebag host
[ ] Women who crave attention at any cost
[ ] No effort in production or editings

Winner and loser leaves town match

I’m psyched!!!

HAHHAHAHAHAH

ROUGH

Also I like that if you want to touch gloves do so now and come out fighting

a cure for insomnia is Mckee

good one voice

Also nice spinning kick knockdown chest deally

had his back standing

now a double leg

THRU THE ROPES HITTING HIM

He just walked slowly into a takedown while McKee was grounded
He may be old, but he's still athletic and explosive.
good shot
nice pass to bad he lost the hand fight

we could have had suplex #2

thanks voice “McKee showing more kick that a chorus line”

Cobb with footstomps in the last 10 seconds
voice and other slapdick have it 10-9 McKee

and they are both talking about how he is looking exciting for once

and they have some mainstream pop techno that is clearly bitten from rave music 6-8 years ago as the round interlude break

and the ref told them good job when the start the 2nd round, hilarious

McKee 10-9 easy
McKee is shot and tired

All that matters now is how tired his opponent is. He is ready to take his MMA death

Antonio McKee is starting to WAR
Wow Cobb is not very athletic....

he looks so uncoordinated

Cobb is the same guy who got knocked the F out by Terry Etim, I think.

His hands are down and chin is up. Go headhunting Cobb

COBB IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS
IF YOU WANNA CROWN HIM THEN CROWN HIS ASS BUT HE IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS!

AND WE LET HIM OFF THE HOOK!

Roth bro I pestered you with more questions

see above

my bad dawg...been playing video games.
which vidya game

MS word? the latest BE article no doubt sounds like a fun game ^__~
SFIII 3rd Strike?

Naw...Star Wars: Force Unleashed.
mckee got this

his boring as f*ck but knows how to win

good 2 see pav grow a pair

and fire somebody

CHEST TO CHEST SON!
20-18 McKee

but…. I think crazy….. Cobb is gonna win by submission

mandicko got this

Magnificent beard on that small john ruiz lookalike

It's only fitting the only UFC fight for McKee was against Jacob Volkmann

Instant snooze.

mckee made volkmann relevant
That's the sad fact of the night

Why do these guys give up great positions?

voltron tries too hard
oh my god

how do you not finish a fucking RNC from there? I mean come on… he had his back half the damn round!!!

Antonio McKee makes Jon Fitch seem as exciting as NIck Diaz

That was truly painful to watch.

the last round worst of all

how the hell do you have someones back for an entire 3rd round and not finish the choke?

He has 12 wins by submission!!!!! McKee is 41 years old and was gassed as hell!

I got to make my playground picks now

I’m taking a bunch of underdogs so let’s hope Subbevil picks.

New Rule: No one with the username starting with "Sub" can play on BE Civil War

Subo and now Subbevil

Who cares. It is all for fun.

Except when I want to win, which I do. Why did other teams get a fresh player when one of their draft picks didn’t make picks? Why? I’ll tell you why. I’ts all about who you know. I’ve rolled with you the first 2 seasons. Hopefully a 3rd but it isn’t fair how some teams get better treatment than others.

We have a guy that hasn’t made picks yet but we have no choice. Another team has already been given an alternate (which weren’t supposed to exist). I put up decent numbers and am calling bullshit.

They’re playing “Time to Say Goodbye” for McKee…..

So Gouvia is the ME?
Wilson Gouveia is ME!
Anonymous just asked Dana White to chat with them

tinychat.com/crappyairbags

The chat is a total trainwreck, though.

That'll end well
Wilson Gouveia...SUPER FIGHT!

troll guy

girl…. is cute?

looks kinda drugged out
Perfect then
troll guy

girl.. fucking nasty. cmon sonn.

White trash supa star

Who doesn’t have Marvin Eastman as a key win?

thants how you like em

thats sicko man each his own i guess

naaaaa

I didn’t notice the druggie eyes until after posting that

I really hope he doenst learn how to reply

last serious chick I dated has a degree in engineering

Never been into druggies truth be told….

Lindsay Lohan would still get it Demi too

Man

This fight is SUPER

Wilson looks his usual self.shit as fuck that is. i heard he’s hated on pretty hard by Brazilians cuz he apparently doesn’t train very hard, bitches alot, and doesn’t cut weight.

His back tattoo is so bad

It looks like a kids coloring book.

Makes Tim Sylvias look like art

and cobbs tattoos were...?

some of the most white-trashy scrabble I’ve ever seen.plus he had some colorful tramp stamp thing.i cried a little.

Who gives a fuck about Cobb

I’m commenting on Lewis’s terrible tattoos

relax,

i was adding that the card featured multiple shameful displays of “body art”

I will not relax

I’m smashing green and blue crayons into a big mess right now. I’m then going to put that mess on my back with needles just to spite you.

it'll probably come out better then Dwyane's.
Wilson Gouveia blows
he's doing decent tonight
sorta looked like he tapped.
Someone stop this abortion
MFC stands for "Miserable F*cking Combats"
My strategy was to never get back to the UFC
Wilson Gouveia vs Dwayne Lewis >>> Jon Jones vs Anderson Silva

WHAT A SUPER FIGHT

I thought Wilson looked decent tonight

nothing special, but he looked decent.

Even with a win

You usually look like shit in the MFC

why did we all watch if all we're gonna do is hate on the fighters? :P
It kills some time

Before the real fights tomorrow?

agreed he looked decent

against a shell manager that is. so take that however you please. Wilson was 6-4 in the ufc against not bad competition.

I hope this isn’t too late. And I’m having a hell of a time finding anything on this fight. But Saki vs. Hari starts at 3 AM EST if I’m correct. Night Crew????

Its 3PM EST on HDnet

PM!? DAMMIT ALL TO HELL.

Yeah fo sure

I had forgotten about it until now, but i checked the channel guide and it says that’s live. Would’ve been a nice reason to drink a few more..oh well

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