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UFC On Fox 2: Live Results And Play-By-Play For Fuel TV Undercard

UFC on FOX 2 Poster by Anton Tabuena

UFC on FOX 2 Poster by Anton Tabuena

As with every major show, Bloody Elbow will be here to bring you live results, play by play and commentary for UFC on Fox 2. Our live coverage will start with the Fuel TV prelim broadcast (5 p.m. ET) and through the Fox main card broadcast (8 p.m. ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.

This post will cover live results and thoughts for the undercard on Fuel.

The featured bout of the undercard sees Evan Dunham square off with Nik Lentz in a lightweight bout with both men needing a win or risking being cut from the UFC. Talented heavyweights Mike Russow and Jon Olav Einemo meet in what should be an interesting fight. Two featherweight battles will also be featured on the tellecast as George Roop faces Cub Swanson and Charles Oliveira squares off with Eric Wisely. Lightweights Michael Johnson and Shane Roller will also meet on Fuel. Rounding out the card is what is sure to be a brawl between heavyweights Joey Beltran and Lavar Johnson.

Make sure to come back during the event and share your thoughts as the event goes down.

The Fuel broadcast is live.

Joey Beltran vs. Lavar Johnson - Round 1 - Beltran refuses to touch hands, Johnson digs to his body and Beltran falls to the mat. Beltran is able to get up quickly though and they're fighting in the clinch against the cage. Knee to the body by Johnson. They finally separate and Johnson lands a jab. Leg kick by Johnson. Johnson working a stiff jab and another leg kick and Beltran is forced to try for a takedown. Beltran is getting busted up badly here. Johnson is just working jabs and straight rights. Johnson just keeps working the jab and Beltran is trying to make something happen. Beltran finally gets in with a left hand. Now Beltran lands a combo but Johnson with a jab and an upper cut. Huge series of uppercuts by Johnson and Beltran slumps and is only being held up because Johnson is keeping him up with uppercuts. Beltran is out cold. Lavar Johnson wins by KO (punches), 4:24 of round 1.

Michael Johnson vs. Shane Roller - Round 1 - Johnson with a left hand early, Roller is trying to close distance. Johnson looking much lighter on his feet here and throwing straighter punches than usual. Roller's first takedown attempt didn't get it to the ground and Johnson with a nice combination. Both men land left hooks. Roller shoots and Johnson stuffs it with ease. They work up against the clinch with Roller looking like he was going to go for a guillotine. Nice elbow on the exit by Johnson. Johnson is flurrying nicely and Roller is trying to answer. Roller pushes into the clinch again and Johnson turns him. Roller keeps trying to wrap up a guillotine when he is pushed against the cage but can't get it locked in. Another great sprawl by Johnson. Flying knee by Johnson at the end of the round. 10-9 Johnson.

Round 2 - Johnson landing some punches early and now pushing Roller into the cage. Left hand by Roller gets in. Good right hand by Roller. Roller looking a bit more confident now after landing a few punches. Roller working for the takedown very hard and ends up resorting to pulling guard. Nothing much done on the ground and Roller stands up. Roller landing some very nice punches here. Right elbow by Johnson in the clinch and they separate. Nice left hands and a big follow-up combination that may have just won the round for Johnson. Roller trying like hell for a takedown and can't get it. 10-9 Johnson.

Round 3 - Nice combination by Johnson and he caps it off with a leg kick. Roller pushes in for a takedown and takes Johnson's back. He is teeing off with punches but is landing to the back of the head A LOT. Herb Dean stops the fight to tell him that another shot to the back of the head will force him to take action. Roller starts elbowing to the side of the head and Johnson yells about the back of the head. Roller now just trying for the choke. Roller lets go of the body triangle finally and Johnson is on top. Johnson stands up and tries to flurry but lands a low blow. They exchange big shots and the round ends. 10-9 Roller makes it 29-28 Johnson on my card.

Official Scorecards: 29-28 across the board. Michael Johnson wins by unanimous decision.

Charles Oliveira vs. Eric Wisely - Round 1 - Leg kick by Oliveira. Wisely is moving a lot but eating leg kicks. Oliveira catches a kick from Wisely and takes him down. Oliverira is landing some nice shots here. Wisely avoids a heel hook but Oliveira just locks his leg in a leg triangle and pulls him backward putting incredible pressure on his knee and forcing the submission. That was slick. Charles Oliveira wins by submission (calf slicer?), 1:43 of round 1.

Cub Swanson vs. George Roop - Round 1 - Cub comes out looking a bit wild as is predictable. Roop using the front kick early. Roop goes too high on the head kick. Swanson doesn't look to have a plan to get inside the reach of Roop. Swanson suddenly does get inside and lands a big flurry of shots that hurts Roop. Roop firing back now and Swanson holding him against the cage. Roop with a big kick to the body and flurry of punches that force Swanson to retreat. Right hand by Cub. Swanson defends a takedown attempt with a powerful hip toass and he's in Roop's guard. Swanson stands back up. Head kick by Roop is blocked. Right hand by Roop. Swanson catche a leg kick to get the takedown. 10-9 Roop in my eyes.

Round 2 - Similar exchanges with Roop landing at distance. Leg kick by Swanson. Swanson going back to the leg kicks. Big shot by Swanson drops Roop and as Roop tries to grab a leg to defend the right is stopped. That was a huge right hand by Swanson that started it out. Cub Swanson wins by TKO, 2:22 round 2.

Jon Olav Einemo vs. Mike Russow - Round 1 - Russow pushes forward and gets a quick takedown. Einemo gets full guard. THey're back to standing fairly quickly. Russow with a few punches to close distance quickly. Knee to the body in the clinch by Einemo. Big right hand by Einemo. Russow keeps pushing forward for the clinch. Russow with another takedown. Elbow from inside Einemo's half guard. Einemo with a few punches off his back. Russow defending until the final seconds when Einemo sweeps him to full mount but the horn stops him. 10-9 Russow.

Round 2 - Einemo with a nice counter and then Russow takes him down. Elbow to the body by Russow. Einemo looking to control an arm. Einemo tries for a triangle. Russow just staying on top and doing enough to not get stood up. Elbow by Russow. Einemo is bleeding badly from the nose and Einemo is tired. 10-9 Russow.

Round 3 - Einemo trying to counter and land knees. Russow with a takedown attempt and he can't get it. Big riht by Einemo and a hard knee. Another big knee. Russow with a takedown and Einemo almost has a triangle but Russow slides out before it gets locked in. Russow trying to get to side control. Einemo almost gets the back but can't and he's still exhausted. They're stood up and Einemo lands a big knee to the body and another big knee to the head and Russow just takes him down. Pretty clear clean sweep for Russow.

Official Scorecards: 29-28, 29-28 and 30-27. Mike Russow wins by unanimous decision.

Evan Dunham vs. Nik Lentz - Round 1 - Dunham walking forward and throws a head kick that is blicked. Lentz pushes forward and Dunham stings him with a combo. Lentz with a takedown, Dunham tries to stand up and Lentz tries to catch the head but can't. Dunham with a nice punch. Dunham is working combinations and looking good so far. Looping left lands for Lentz. They're trading and Dunham is tagging him. Lentz with a takedown, Dunham stands up and Lentz is trying for a guillotine but can't get it. Lentz with a body kick but gets hit with a punch. Dunham landing hard short elbows. Dunham tags him a few more times and gets a takedown. 10-9 Dunham.

Round 2 - Dunham with a takedown early and was in side control before Lentz managed to scramble back to guard. Good grappling exchange but Dunham remained on top. Lentz with a nice series of punches as they stand up. Two hard punches by Dunham and a leg kick in return. Now they're both trading hard punches. Big right hand by Dunham and he gets a takedown into the guard of Lentz. Dunham goes for a choke and it's a weird angle but he had it deep enough to threaten. Dunham gives it up and lands an elbow. Dunham landing a series of strikes. Big punch by Dunham and Lentz manages to stand. Knee by Dunham. Big left by Dunham. Lentz pushing forward. Lentz's eye is in bad shape. 10-9 Dunham.

The doctors stop the fight due to a very bad cut by Lentz's eye. Evan Dunham wins by TKO (doctor stoppage), 5:00 of round 2.

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Does anyone know if there is a chance some of these get shown on fox? I don’t get fuel and I’m wondering if I should follow along live but I don’t want fights that I might potentially see get spoiled.

Yeah if the main card fights end early they will show some of the prelims

Highly likely every fight goes the distance

So no.

I don't get Fuel in my area, but last time I was able to watch the fights on a spanish channel.

It was “FoxDe” (I assume Fox Deportes).

Yup

They’re showing the prelims this time as well.

I think you mean:

Si. Están mostrando los preliminares

Hm, I'll need to check that out...
You had me excited for a second

But I don’t that channel either.

Fertitta Brothers got personal information leaked by JoshTheGod

Obviously can’t link it but this time they got their IP addresses, too.

Undercard picks

Dunham
Roller
JOE!!!!
Beltran
Oliveira
Roop
Camozzi

Full agreement

Other than JOE, but I might still change that one.

Same for me. I'm rooting for JOE though.

Same here! War JOE

In other BE Civil War news

Subbevil hasn’t made his picks (shocker!!) and nitecastle looks all set to repeat last week’s no-pick performance.

big announcement coming soon about how we'll be handling this
Colour me intrigued

We might have to develop an actual ruleset to sort out situations like Rollo’s, although I’ve wholeheartedly agreed on your reasons subbing Rollo for Ak.Death but keeping Subbevil in the game.

It's bullshit

Same rules should apply to everyone. We deserve to have Subbevil’s zero count every week just like other teams should be subject to. But I guess there are exceptions for people that seem like nice guys,

It’s got nothing to do with nice guys. You should keep Subbevil’s 0 score because that was the reason why he got picked late in the draft (nobody knew if he was reliable), whereas Rollo was derailed by real life shenanigans. If Rollo had just stopped making picks (which he nearly did by only picking Aldo at UFC 142) and not said anything, I would’ve wanted him to stay in the game.

I think I agree with Paulo Filho’s Shrink that there should be a mid-season re-draft where teams should be able to replace non-pickers, though.

I think I agree with Paulo Filho’s Shrink that there should be a mid-season re-draft where teams should be able to replace non-pickers, though.

that’s basically what we’re gonna do.

really?

so when people take initiative and send emails saying that there are extenuating circumstances in life that are going to make it impossible to be relied upon and opt out, they should be treated the same as dudes who just don’t pick or reply to emails yet still regularly comment on the site? I agree that the same rules should apply to everyone, but there are situations that arise that don’t fit neatly into the lines of rigid rules which is why I’m going to make an accommodation. but to act like those situations are the same is idiotic.

Whatever man

You can call me an idiot all you want. It doesn’t change the fact that there are different rules for different teams. Life sucks sometimes. I’ve accepted it and will now move on. No big deal.

There are different rules for different situations, not for different teams.

To play devil's advocate...

One of the main things about how I picked my team was trying to guys from my team last season, since they all proved to be reliable with making picks, since we were all under the impression that we were stuck with our initial roster for the duration of the season. That’s why I thought we decided on 11-man rosters, and only 10 scores counting. But oh well.

Oh, I agree

I trawled through all the rookies’ comments on BE in the hopes of getting an idea of whether they seemed intelligent and/or reliable. I decided against switching draft places with krcampbell (he was third, I was ninth) because that would’ve meant getting a late last-round pick.

If one of your guys became unable to make his picks due to extenuating and/or unexpected circumstances it wouldn’t be because they weren’t reliable, it would be because other shit happened. That’s a significant distinction in my mind.

I didn't call you an idiot.

I said something you said was idiotic. Different rules per circumstance =/= different rules for different teams. You must be a Sith with the way you can’t seem to see shades of grey.

And for something that is no big deal, you sure bitch about it a lot.

(waits for Joben to complain that you just called him a bitch)

Oh fuck off
Hah, I'm sorry

Mostly because it wasn’t even funny.

I laughed. On the inside.
I thought it was funny.
It's not a big deal now

I’ve done my bitching and tried to make a point. I probably failed at making a clear point but put my objection out there. Now I’m moving on because I starting to feel crazy fighting over a fantasy league when there is no money on the line.

It's not crazy complaining/fighting over it

If it is then that would make me look even more pathetic with the amount of time I spend doing the stats …

The War is a failure...

if it’s not making you crazy.

e4xample of the kind of crazy I'm talking about:

giving a shit about the Camozzi-Jacoby fight.

This

So many times this. Although I care less about that one than most other opening fights as much people likely have Camozzi by UD. Jeff Hougland – Donny Walker comes to mind as a particularly weird fight to be wildly enthralled by because of the CW implications.

Camozzi submission. I'm brave (stupid).
INEPT have

1x Jacoby TKO-1
1x Jacoby UD
1x Camozzi TKO-2
8x Camozzi UD

It's the new coaches of TUF, isn't it.
is that the equivalent of missing weight in becw

Worse

It's more akin to Diaz missing two pressers
It's like making a surprise joke on twitter
For anyone who lives in the tri-state area and has Time Warner...

due to their dropping MSG, Time Warner is providing the tier that Fuel’s on for free- just found out today, so if you didn’t think you had it before, check it out, you probably have it now.

Are there still facebook fights?

what time?

I think all of the prelims will be on Fuel

even though wikipedia says there is one facebook prelim

The Bedford - Gagnon fight got nixed

Meaning the three hour timeslot on Fuel is big enough for all prelims to be aired.

PLEASE NO SPOILERS IN THIS FOR THE ONGOING KICKBOXING EVENT.

I’m trying to avoid everything on here except for the UFC live threads since I won’t be watching the It’s Showtime event until later tonight… Thank you.

THIS x1000000
Why aren't you guys watching live?

It’s been a good time so far.

I know it's cheap

But I’ve been busy doing other shit today and didn’t want to shell out $10 on half an event.

Yeah.. I didn't pay anything and I don't get HDNet..
Man, you're missing out on top-notch programming like "Art Mann Presents" and "Get Out!"
Not sure if serious

But Art Mann presents is TV gold.

It’s definitely one of the better shows on there. And I watch Drinking Made Easy sometimes. They kinda remind me of Insomniac.

They also show a lot of good fight cards from smaller promotions

Definitely. And they have really good presentation for the combat sports as well.
Fair enough

I just figured that with 5 hours of UFC fights I’d save the It’s Showtime fights for a less eventful day where I actually have time to watch all the fights.

That's fair.

You’ll enjoy them for sure.

I'm doing the whole marathon just finished It's showtime.
I'm also busy doing other shit today, but I have mine recording at the moment.
BTW

Don’t forget to get your fantasy bets in on MMA Playground! I know I almost always forget them.

I got a Maia/Davis/Roop parlay
I didn't feel confident about any of the underdogs

So I made a boring Camozzi/Roller/Sonnen parlay and put the rest of my monies on Camozzi straight up.

Sadly most of my parlay crashes are a result of not picking an underdog

Lost almost half of my money on Stout/Tavares.

that is an awful parlay...
Yes it is. I'm confident in Maia and Roop only.
shouldn't be so confident in Maia.
I picked Maia, but it's the pick I'm least confident in... That or my Russow pick.
i missed the great odds on maia

im vex sonnnn

Agreed.

I try to have one guy in my parlays that have more than a 30% chance of losing in my mind. EX. JDS/Peralta/Poirier, Peralta was the only one that had more than 30.

4640 on Roop.

250 on each of Davis, Bisping, Maia and Lavar, and a parlay on Roller, Roop, and JOE worth 3500 paying 16129.

Thanks, just finally made mine for the first time this season.
Bisping has almost no chance of winning, but I'm rooting for him

Actually it’s a win-win scenario, either Sonnen vs. Silva II happens or Michael Bisping gets knocked out in his next fight.

So

Who is the ONE guy on MMA PG who picked Bisping? Is it the same guy who was the lone Massenzio picker?

I'm the only one who picked Bisping?
My fight camp -> Event stats -> UFC on Fox 2 picks overview

Says so.

I didn't really pick Bisping.

I figured there’d be more than one person though. Surprising. I think it’ll be competitive for a while.

Normally I wouldn't believe you

But taking your scores this season into account ……………. I think you can understand if I was fooled for a moment.

I don't have crazybones to copy off of this season.
He's actually been a bit of a bust

Not so much compared to his draft position but compared to his scores last season which were way beyond ridiculous. He scored like 17 points more than the average player per event.

I know its early door

But not picking Crazybones as my first round pick deserves some sort of kudos award

I was told cammozi / jacoby is on facebook, is this true or not? I see nothing on the ufcs facebook about it

Even though Wiki says it is, I don't think so.
As mentioned above

Only room for 7 prelims on Fuel, so one had to go on Facebook. When the Bedford – Gagnon fight was nixed the need for Facebook disappeared along with the bout.

oh okay thanks!

so does the fuel tv broadcast start at 2 or 1:30? mmajunkie says the latter and it says the former here, i just don’t want to miss a fight.

I've only heard about

2pm. Maybe they have a pre-fight show?

also my picks are
Rashad
chael
maia
dunham
einemo
roop
oliveira
roller
beltran
cammozi

Finally set up a playground account, same exact picks with the exception of Maia..I dunno why I picked Weidman, just have a feeling about him.

I definitely think it could go either way, for sure. close fight

So is there any way of watching the prelims outwith the US? Specifically, in the UK. I’ve had a look online and it doesn’t seem to be being streamed on their website which sucks. Bit disappointed about that.

UFC.tv

As usual for prelims.

Ahh, OK, excellent. I was being confused by the “Due to broadcast restrictions this program may not be available in your area.” message

Reply fail. My bad

Question for the non-Americans.

DW just tweeted that they are live on fuel, but there is no stream until the top of the hour at UFC.tv. Will we miss any fights?

I tried looking up Fuel TV's schedule

But they tell me that the post-fight show is currently airing and that the time is currently 4am CET … would be nice to know what’s going on.

Now he just tweeted that he made a mistake and it isn't until the top of the hour.

Damn Dana…

Take out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rubdown!

Badr Hari just laid a whooping on Saki, for those interested.

Looking forward to him being somewhat average in boxing

Hari vs. Tua! Book it!

SPOILER

DONT LOOK ZACH

God damn it.

Woops! All is fair in love and the BE Civil War.

I don't have fuel

are there any other ways to watch the prelims??

DON'T SPOIL THE IT'S SHOWTIME RESULTS, PLEASE!
Ahhh...one of the few times it doesn't suck to be a Dish Network man.

Hello Fuel, in all your standard definition glory!

THE GUY WHO SPOILED ITS SHOWTIME

Can pretty much get the hell out

I saw the spoiler post

But just barely managed to look away before I saw what it contained. I don’t like my odds of avoiding spoilers for 5 hours, though.

You’re gonna want to avoid Twitter too.

Not a problem

I’ll stay off anything that isn’t a live thread on BE.

Yeah, that was my plan... Didn't work out well.

ufc.TV just got blue smoke noise

OBEY

you ever see the family episode with subliminal moking messages in Lassie?

I'm getting asked to sign in. Wtf.
It can be a little funny like that

Try signing out and signing in again. I got blue smoke so it should work for you.

Got it working now :)

Thanks.

Man, I have butterflies for this card.

I want Rashad and Chael (and Maia to a lesser extent) to win so fucking badly.

Are you actually a Rashad fan, or just want to see Bones/Evans?
Both.

But even if you’re not a Hashad fan, you gotta have sympathy for The Ballad of Rashad over the last six months.

Hey guys-

my email is elliotmatheny@yahoo.com

If anyone wants to let me know of any alternate viewing methods for the prelims.

You've got mail

In about 1 minute.

Im waching mine from my VIP BOX

...

pretty sure there is a reason he wanted it by email

Am i the only one pulling for Bisping in here?

Not trolling

YOU GO TO HELL.

YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!

Actually quicker than expected!
If Sonnen loses

it might be because of his life- long nemesis-

The holy trinity?!
No, actually the evil council from Kung Pow- ENTER THE FIST!
Why don't you go jump that wall if you're so great?
I do think it would be funny.

And actually think Anderson vs. Bisping would be a good matchup

....

There is not a person in the world who matches up worse with Michael Bisping than Anderson Silva.

If he can survive Anderson's initial burst after being sized up,

then I would bet on Bisping at least having a gutsy performance.

I'm rooting for an asteroid
I actually think Bisping is a solid guy, if a little too emotional.

Probably because i’m a new fan. Didn’t catch TUF vs Hendo where he was apparently a huge douche.

Illegally kneeing Rivera than spitting at his corner?

Don't mind the spitting as much as others.

Rivera and the dude that got spit on put out those videos because they “wanted an angry Bisping”… Whatevs. I don’t know, maybe i just like him cause i’m a hipster freak and y’all like him.

Ah fuck, the lead-in to the prelims was the Machida-Couture fight :(

Awesome awesome KO

Can’t wait to see Machida fight again.

Once he wakes up, he’s gonna be pissed.

Hey!

No joking about that awful incident!

Who’s ready to mutherfukers?

Jay Glazer again? Fuck yeah!

Just finised My Neighbor Totoro, now I am having a serious case of Lets.

I just finished Sakuraba vs Royce Gracie, Pride GP 2000 Finals before this show started. Good times.

ROBOT CAGE FIGHTERS YAAA!

Reminds me of that Hugh Jackman movie I didn't see
Marabou Schweizer Nöt and Coca Cola.

Feeling like a kid again.

Apple pie and whisky

LIKE A BAWS

Not bad dude, not bad.
Now i'm feeling even more like a kid.

lol.

I want some rum ham.

I’M SORRY RUM HAM!

God damnit Zak!

Eating your drinks?! That is genius!

Schweizernöt is fucking awesome!

BOSS!

Easily the best one.

Only Mjölk Choklad comes close. You dudes have solid chocolate up there.

I hate all the weird yoghurt flavours and whatnot though.

Haha okay. If you ever go to Norway, make sure to check out “Walthers mandel”. It’s like schweizernöt except almonds. It’s almost better I tell ya, so good.

Will have to check that out sometime! :)
man

soo is this on sportsnet ONE? why can’t they just put it on sportsnet damnit. Sportsnet is showing skiing highlights right now, nobody wants to see that shit.

Because they want you to order SN1

You guys get the Camozzi result?

What?

Camozzi’s fight isn’t on Fuel. There was no way to watch it.

I was informed it will be, that there was no facebook fight because of Gagnon/Bedford gettin pulled.

By one of the guys on here, not like someone official.

why didnt they put it on Facebook?

Camozzi vs. Jacoby aired as a dark fight

It probably won’t make it to broadcast anyway because it went to round 3.

Shit still needs to start, if that's what you asked

wiki says Camozzi won by 3rd round guillotine

The hell :\
Ah well at least i picked right
Huh?!

That sucks.

Camozzi defeated Jacoby via submission (guillotine choke) at 1:08 of round 3.

Ugh Kenny Florian calling Dunham a kid.

C’mon son.

Beltran and Johnson leading off.

Nice.

The beginning of the UFC vs. Strikeforce Heavyweight war!

Got Dunham here!

XC represent

5 pts for me on the Camozzi fight

Should’ve been 7 but I changed my pick :(

5 for me too

Another 5 here too.

how many hours from now do the prelims start?

Does anyone remember that old UFC game for Dreamcast?
yes

someone posted a pic of the cover the other day

The only Sega thing I ever had was a game gear.
I had the Genesis

great console. Whenever the game wasn’t working, you just had to blow on it and voila! Fixed.

NES and SNES were the same way from what I remember.

I need to get a SNES emulator for my PC.

i recommend snes9x

was great when i used to emulate

Kevin Randleman was a beast
WTF?

Is this the first dark fight since they introduced the facebook fights?

I’m almost positive it is.

Yep.

That pisses me right the fuck off. 5 points pisses me off more.

Dark fights?

what is this 2009?

HOWDY EVERYONE!

BOOOOOOOO!

Don't pay attention

He’s saying BOOOOO RENT

That’s an easy rec all day.

AND HERE COME THE PRETZELS!

Brookhouse!

What the fuck was with Camozzi vs. Jacoby? A DARK MATCH?

really weird...

I have no clue why.

And mountaineers spoiled the Hari/Saki fight!!!
Another Bisping supporter.

Welcome!

If I'm nervous about tonight, I'm going to be apoplectic next week.

Yeah, I don’t think I’m prepared for Diaz/Condit.

I’ll take my 5 to start. Just happy to get that one right.

I think everyone will.

Who the fuck expected a Camozzi Sub?

Kater did

You know he was just like…fuck it. I’ll go with a submission!

Camozzi had a good share of subs on his record.
What round did you go with?
2nd. He took a little too long, apparently.
Damn, Kater...
What does that taste like?

Mediocrity and sadness.

Tastes like I just threw up a little.
VERY HEAVY HANDED
The way he said that made my teeth grind.
Beltran better get this shit
He better gas after the first round and coast to a decision.
Anyone else surprised

that the UFC pulled Lavar up after a 2 fight losing streak in Strikeforce? Seems kinda ass backwards to me

Heavyweights

are all getting brought in

I hope Shane Del Rosario comes back soon

One of my favorite rising heavyweights out there. Really hoping the car accident didn’t fuck his body up.

Yeah,wasn't a guy I expected.
prolly needed to finish out the contract

Probably better to use him for a fight or two and then cut him than just cut him to begin with. Adds some bulk to the division, if only for a short while.

Yeah, confused the hell outta me.

I guess Griggs is a lock to get in then.

Isn't he already

Scheduled for a fight?

Yes, he's scheduled can't remember against who though.
Travis Browne
Well

that was for the montreal card, not sure what is happening now

Excellent.

Got a soft spot for those chops!

I like how Beltran’s punches all look exactly the same. He only knows how to throw comically wide hooks.

I am not a joey beltran fan

dude sucks. Seems like his one skill is being really really really ridiculously tough.

he's the mick foley of mma

garbage brawling and absorbing crazy punishment

but without the cuddly persona

Dude is pretty cuddly. Really nice guy.

in that case

but without the severed ear

I got a picture with Mick Foley

when I was a kid. Was cool.

He sleeps

hanging from a meat hook.

Low level gatekeeper

He’s necessary

Yeah, I hate him too

How could you hate Joey Beltran?

It’s like hating Bonnar or Barry.

Its easier to hate Bonnar. Fun too

He’s just too damn sloppy. Like, really bad at MMA

god that beltran rosa fight still gives me nightmares...

what a horrible horrible fight

The gall!

That fight was entertaining sloppy as its best.

Not to sound bitchy, but they could’ve easily shown the Camozzi fight. They’re only going to show 6 fights over the course of 3 hours.

yep

facebook that shit up

That Tapout commercial is hilarious. Esp. the part at the very end when the guy jumps guard for some reason

I’m here ladies. And for the guys in the kickboxing thread, I wasn’t there because my stream turned to total ass motherfucking shit and then my room mate went total bitch mode on me so I had to deal with that. So I’m back now.

You and Chris already moved in together?

I don't even recognize your SN and already you bitch at me about this fuckin shit.

I love this community.

Your bromance is legendary.

I wish I could experience a love so pure.

You hand isn't good enough?

And neither is my internet connection

Hahahaha... So it begins.
does ufc.tv not work in the US??

Nope, you need to watch it on FUEL

balls... thats frustrating.

thanks for the info

or, you know, other places

I’m sorry, but I don’t understand the Beltran hate. You gotta let yourself go and appreciate some sloppy brawls with the other fights you get.

That, and his mustache is pretty good.

I can’t help it, when fights get TOO ugly I don’t enjoy them as much

Unless Mark Hunt is fighting..

Yeah, sloppy fights can be fun but there's a limit.
ATT.: Guys who just finished watching It's Showtime

NO SPOILERS, PLEASE!

Beltran’s mustache will give me nightmares.

he looks like a giant hispanic siamese cat

I had a very similar moustache for Movember. It was delightful, to say the least.

Beltran looking lean

TKO rnd 2

Someone is getting KTFO

Hopefully it isn’t Beltran

Wow, Johnson is way bigger
Yeah almost makes me doubt picking Beltran lol

30lbs at weigh in right?

Beltran lost weight

Beltran lost 20 lbs

By switching from fast food to brown rice.

you can hear buffer announcing in the background

Goodnight Lavar. You have the lamest nickname. You know you are hiding something!

big johnson is great

Joey is going straight at Big Johnson!

Was that a slip

the illegal stream i have is better than the legal one

i blame anonymous

and dana

happened me last week

but ufc.tv is really sharp tonight

ufc.tv is my legal one

quality apparently depends on your connection speed at the time

mine sucks

you can switch the quality down so it at least plays constantly

never had a problem with it not playing constantly

i just whine about it getting grainy

was hd when it started

you have it full screen? Sometimes that helps

i switch back and forth

usually sorts itself out after a while though

thanks

i figure they will try to hijack the stream or take it down at some point

Joey looks about as lethargic as possible.

By The Way

I still shake my head at Lavar’s nickname. It reminds me of those Big Johnson t-shirts from the 90’s… which are still around! No kidding.

Two slabs of meat rolling around the back of a dusty truck.
Wow

Has Beltran ever looked so helpless?

Just about every fight. That’s part of his charm.

Beltran is getting pwned.. told you he sucks!

Beltran is fighting like shit

wtf is wrong with Beltran. Looks terribler than usual

Barry vs. Beltran was described as a "great fight" by Mike Goldberg

Lord. Well, nothing for me.

"Utilizing kicks, we could see from Johnson."
this actually was said

fuck I picked Beltran by decision

Fuck, I had Lavar KO1 this morning and switched to Beltran UD.

Dude. You've got to be fucking kicking yourself right now.
I'm pissed.

But I did have 250 on Lavar, so I made 500 bucks.

Did the same thing.

Those uppercuts kept him standing

He got mad and beat his ass!
Damn. Something seemed wrong with Joey from the start.

Maybe the weight loss? Trying to get down to LHW could be hurting him.

but he changed his diet. Its not like he was having a massive weight cut?

I doubt it. Lavar was just way too big, and used his length well.
i felt the same

he didn’t look the same

Late late late late late stoppage
God damnit!

Why didn’t anyone talk about the damn size difference!?

that was a weird ko
How many picked Johnson?
me tko in second
I picked him by decision

I thought he’d batter Beltran, but didn’t think he could put him away

i didnt, just lost money
Well, shit.

Once he heals up, we need Shane Del Rosario in the UFC asap.

7
Do it for the team!
I got the jacoby fight wrong though.

So I have 7 through 2 fights.

Camozzi defeated Jacoby via submission (guillotine choke) at 1:08 of round 3.

Yaayyy.. I got 5...
Zero points for a lot of people

Vicious KO.

Barry vs. Levar?

Yes!

Holy shit Yes!

Joey "the punching bag" Beltran

yikes

Both guys looked awful
Well my first bad pick, fuck.
Beltran walls into traffic for fun
good fight i guess

this is probably the least excited i have been for a ufc fight in a long time

wait

you’re not excited for the hammerfist of DOOM?

OH GOD

i forgot that was happening tonight. ughhhhh

Nothing for me

this will be a terrible event.

Johnson looked like he was getting tired there, for a second.

And then BOOM. Lavar dunked him.

"WHERE YOU AT CARLOS"
Pretty sure i just lost my #1contender fight on junkie fantasy.

Fucking Beltran.

well that was surprising
Hey ladies

ready to get kicked square in the box by Ruining Your Special Night?

STRIKEFORCE HW NEVER DIE!
Funny thing is

Lavar was on a 2 fight losing streak in SF. Del Rosario is a beast, but Shawn Jordan is a certified journeyman.

Jordan is the definition of mediocrity.

That’s why I switched to Beltran.

Never have I ever been as excited for a fight as I am for Condit/Diaz.

I have this weird feeling Diaz is going to eat him up.

I have this weird feeling that if you keep fading Condit Imma fish slap you.
I have a weird feeling

the fight is going to suck somehow. I know it sounds insane, but its just a feeling.

How about NO DAMMIT NO NO.
Possibly

But both fighters usually end up in crazy scraps. And with Diaz being impulsive, I just don’t see it being boring

not so much the fighters making it suck

Cause they bring it every time, but like a terrible reffing decision ruins the fight and everyone is sad.

no way...

neither of them ever fucks around

WAR SONNNN

Camozzi defeated Jacoby via submission (guillotine choke) at 1:08 of round 3.

Maybe with another first round finish, we can see that fight.

Are Dwayne Johnson and Lavar Johnson related? If not they should be

Or Brad Johnson
Not to mention Anthony "Bigger" Johnson
5 for me.
The entire INEPT team

Got 5 points for the Beltran – Johnson fight, thanks to Luke Nelson. We got 9×5 for Camozzi winning but this could be a rough event for us …

I hated picking that event, plenty of tight fights.
I really need roller to pull this off.
BVANDDIETPEPSI

Y U NO INTERESTED IN WAT I DRINK?!

Main card, my man!

But.. What if people are already drinking.. Nope. I’ll wait. It’s okay.

Or at least a couple fights in.

Don’t you fuck me, Shane Roller!

Time to cut Beltran? He’s lost 3 / 4. Then again he does WAR!

He goes WAR?

War is backing up and looking awful?

he may have french roots
I say you let him cut to 205 and try his luck there.
fights like beltran

can only exist in the UFC at crappyweight i mean heavyweight

Quite frankly, Beltran will be undersized and outclassed at 205 as well,

but he might serve as a low level gate keeper.

Haha.. he will fail miserably
He will have to fight better fighters.

Better stay at HW.

The HW's are getting better, though.

And BIGGER on average, as well.

I still think he would have more success at HW. Who knows though.

I’m just an armchair expert.

Joe Rogan, that's the first time Beltran has been KO'ed period

So no shit it’s the first time it happened in the UFC.

And now Beltran has lost 4 of 5 in the UFC.

but rolleeeeees
and Rosa
And Tim Hague!
I beat Tim Hague once
*off

you’re disgusting

yes

but i never went as far as beating off tim hague

cheick kongo on the other hand

So you just fondled Hague’s balls with your one hand and beat off Kongo with your other hand?

pterodactyl with kendall grove as well
certainly not

kongo requires ones full attention

but enough about that

i was going through hard times

Nah, he’s 3-4 in the UFC

But yes he is 1-4 in his last five I guess, misread

Shane Roller went to OKST

:/

I was sure he wrestled at OKST.

I was thrown off when they said Towson or whatever.

i think they said hofstra

i believe that is where weidman went.

Hey, You're Right

Usually, I’m fine with Goldberg and Rogan but what a bad mistake on Mike’s part. I don’t know how he confused Hofstra with Oklahoma State.

Move of the Fight

Keep it or get rid of it?

I’m not sure if it’s necessary. I guess we’ll have to see it applied to more fights.

I thought it said "Move on the Night"

and was super confused cuz it was the first fight of the night

I'm for it as long as they're replaying sweet action in slow motion.
Get rid of all this nonsense.

Just let them call the damn action without all these rules and restrictions.

I don't think it's much of a restriction,

it’s all about that advertising money.

Restriction for the guys in the truck and the commentators.

They can’t just produce it like they feel we would enjoy it the most. You can show awesome replays without having a special move kinda feature.

This is what going mainstream entails

I don't think it's THAT much of a restriction,

but I get what you’re talking about. I don’t think it will keep the UFC from showing a bunch of sweet slo- mo replays.

Hopefully not!

I’ve never wanted to watch anything less in my life than Danny and the Dingo…and this is the first commercial of it I’ve ever seen.

Alright Roller, get my parlay going strong.

Already not having a good night. Blargh.

BECW will ruin everyone shave years off their lives
Lets go Johnson by SD!
Dis right here why I din't pick you, fool.
I regret it so bad right now
Roller UD was a lock pick, I thought.
UD?

I have him by SUB-1. Don’t think this one lasts very long.

That's fair.

I don’t like Roller’s jits though, seems like he only uses power subs (from what I remember) and those should be the easiest for Mike to defend.

Sub is more likely to me.
I think he taps him.

Johnson has shoddy sub D.

They have 30 total fights between them

And 4 of those went to a decision. Roller has only won by decision once.

Stats nerd. Quit making me look so bad.

that was my opinion

God damnit. My night just got worse.

Does everyone else love the overhead cam as much as I do?

It's super dope.

Goose egg through 2

Goddamn

Wait!?

We have MMA robots now?

AWESOME!!!!

Roller by sub

Michael Johnson should stick to the 200m.

Shane Roller

Judge’s decision

Unanimous/majority decision

Why did I pick Johnson tko round 2?

He’ll probably be gassed by then. bah

I guess this is gonna be a low scoring event

Johnson is going to ruin a lot of nights with his UD win
Loving

having prelims free and early enough to comfortably watch live in the UK!

Edward FA'A'A'A'LOLOLOLOTO

Never stops being funny to me.

tbh i like having the fox nfl music that whatever that big band crap was

I look forward to the day when 5-minute commercials go away.

Too many commercials
I was gonna ask you guys

Should I open a BECW twitter account?

That’s not a bad idea.

What would you tweet?
picutres of his balls

Eric Prindle style

Changes in hot bouts

If fights get cancelled and or added.

Or all around fuckery

I'd follow only if there was all around fuckery.
how many people have played the ufc 3 demo?

jon jones’ elbows feel like cheat codes.

Brandon Vera feels the same.

They’re basically cheat codes in real life too.

I get my ass kicked by rampage spamming hooks in pride on ultimate.

i want to play pride mode but i cant because both of them just spam redic punches

they feel like all the assholes online that nobody likes playing against.

I love how the Diaz-Condit promo

makes it look like Diaz knocked Daley out cold across the cage

Shane Roller eithers wins by sub or gets TKO'd

Remember, Roller got dropped and TKO’d by Ben Freaking Henderson.

please get tko’d. I need points!

It was so dope when he walked out to Natural Born Killaz against Sass.

What is this shit?!

At the event

UFC just played a 143 commercial in Spanish or Portuguese. Wtf.

There should be a rule against betting favorites coming out to Eye of the Tiger.

Michael Johnson is ever-improving

With his 1-2 UFC record and that 1 win coming against Falalalalalalalalaoto.

can't get much worse

must be improving i guess

The ring girls getting ready

Arianny tweeted this: http://distilleryimage5.instagram.com/93c506ac49f411e1a87612313804ec91_7.jpg

brittany is obscured by horse
Instagram is the stupidest fucking thing.
Im surprised more people dont think the same thing

How funny would it be if there was a line on the counter.

Seriously Shane Roller? Get him down.

how about no

get ko’d, son!

Wrestlefuck him to a UD, Roller!
Johnson seems smaller than I remember.

Yes, Johnson. Disappoint everyone.

This is all nonsense because very soon Johnson will get a case of the tireds

Fucking Roller. God.

Roller is slow.

I think its just that Johnson is very athletic..and explosive.

What gives you that idea?

Roller needs to quit telegraphing his shots. Stephen Hawkings could stuff that shit.

Shane Roller has plenty of Plan B available, Joe. Because he really loves to fuck me.

I hate the term "Blackzillians"
y u no like it?
I just hate when people try to define things by race.

Would a gym with just white people and Asians be the CaucAsians?

Yus that is correct
Not a term, but a team/camp
Its a term

they are all at Imperial Athletics

Blackzillians is actually a species

Explosivus Athleticus

Apparently they have a natural predator in the Rearus nudius chokus

Johnson has some shitty footwork

Shane Roller has more power, Goldberg? Piss off. Rogan even called bullshit.

The name “Johnson” is officially ruined for the night. Blame my juvenile humor.

Roller has terrible MMA takedowns

Johnson fighting well

If this is going to be Goldie tonight

I am going to kill myself

he actually called something right there
Utilizing kicks, we could see from Johnson.
easy round for MJ

please don’t gas

Wow, MJ just dominating
Holy crap, Goldberg actually made a great point!
I don't know what I will do if he starts making sense
didn't hear

what was it

Roller kept leaving his head low, leading to knees
I'm on Subo levels of awfulness this season...
me too dude
psh

you’re always on that level.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
ARE YOU FROM THE FUTURE WHERE SOMETHING EXCITING HAPPENS
Just the fact that Johnson is getting the upper hand is messing up my pick
Has Roller ever had a good start in his UFC career?

He seems to have big problems getting started.

Didn't he crush Tavares in like two minutes?
Nope that was rnd 3

and he was losing

Wow.

Remembered that fight way wrong then hahahaha.

Wasn't Tavares beating him silly for like three rounds until Roller blew his head off?
10-9 Johnson now gas and get subbed.
USA TODAY MMA @usatmma
“This isn’t the WWF” a fan here in Chicago shouts for some reason while Johnson, Roller clinch against cage.

Lololol

It was krcampbell.
someone tell Luke Thomas to be quiet

Michael Johnson’s footwork and movement is annoying me

that stupid side step to his right could be easily timed

Michael Johnson is annoying me.

man, if roller has to try to pull guard that is embarassing

bro, you are an all american wrestler.

He won´t..

i dont think so either

but goldie is announcing it like he has bet on roller via triangle.

Well, Goldie is stupid

Roller’s shorts make it look like he’s wearing a fanny pack.

Lol I totally see it
"he might be slowing down"

we hear this every Michael Johnson fight.

he is using up all of his explosiveness
Wow this crowd is stupid

pretty quick to boo

i hate michael johnson

and this fight

war asteroid impact

Oh no. This crowd sounds shit. They're booing during the clinch.

TRIANGLE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TRIANGLE. ARMBAR. PLEASE.

Fuq. I can't believe Joey lost.

He got Mexicutioned by an older guy. Crap.

Beltran isn't really that good

you shouldn’t be surprised lol.

I'm surpruised he got KO'd by I-got-shot Lavar Johnson.
Lavar Johnson has a lot of power

Beltran is the type of fighter who likes to get into brawls.

This seemed like a gimme fight to Johnson to me.

I thought he was gonna Homer Simpson his way to victory.
I need to start watching the weigh ins

If I saw them in a stare down I would have definitely changed my pick to Johnson. He looked huge compared to Beltran.

submission incoming

Mikey gonna tap??

Shit!

Imagine this crowd during a Sonnen wrestlefuck, followed up by another 25 minute wrestlefuck.

I don’t think we’ll have to imagine it at all. We’ll get to experience it.

Its Bisping though

everyone will cheer.

after Weidman wrestlefucks Maia

….He pulls guard and then gets back to his feet?

Exactly what I was thinking.

Double you tee fuck Shane.

Okay Roller keep going
I just got home

did I miss anything good? This fight looks boring so far.

If you like sloppy, untalented HWs, you missed a helluva fight.
Lavar had a nice KO of Beltran
I'm enjoying it. I guess a lot of people here aren't because they care more about their picks.

Chicago want the KO raaaaaawr!

Do this guys know you can kick in this sport?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

your wrestling sucks bro.

10-9 Johnson. 20-18 Johnson.
Fuck yes. Fuck yes.

FUCK YES.

ONE MORE FUCKING ROUND, ANTHONY!

roller reminds me of a bank clerk who happened to walk into a cage fight

God damnit. This is painful.

I'm Glad Then

this was the time I chose to have dinner and thus not be able to watch any prelim action. Missing a crap fight is always fine with me.

Man. Johnson is landing basic video game combos all night
roller needs to pause the game and look up how to go for a takedown
Johnson probably stole it at the end of the round
I wouldn't mind if the UFC cut Roller if he lost
it would be three losses in a row

i would expect it tbh

Menace 2-0 :(

especially since peer pressure made me change my original pick which was Johnson UD

I hope you fail. HARD.

And I will deliciously mock you.

Roller is killing me.
I'll call the police for you

NOOOOOOO HOLD ON MJ

PLEASE. GOD DAMNIT. YES. YES!

Hahahah fucking Michael Johnson
I'll take roller by anything at this point.
COME ON ROLLER!!!!

BACK OF HEAD LOL

WTF HERB DEAN. YOU MIGHT HAVE ROBBED ME.

wtf? If herb just cost me 7?

seriously, take points jesus
What the fuck is this shitshow.
He almost pulled a Palhares!

dont DQ him i picked Roller

There are SO MANY shots in the back of the head
Herb is talking him through punching
WHO GOT DQ'D??
Nobody.

Roller almost did for shots to the back of the head.

nobody

roller got warned for spamming punches to the back of the head

no one

Roller got warned

Dude…did Roller just try to fishhook him?

michael johnson gettin faded

Good call from Herb, no reason for anyone to complain.

unless they’re losing virtual points. then this is an outrage!

if you warn him like 4 times you take a point or dq him

ufc.tv stream died

WHAT THE FUCK

anonymous trollin'
We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

anon doing work

didn't last, was cutting in and out but now it's stable

also i heard they have over 9000 penises and they’re all out raping children

phew, this wasn’t just happening to me then. Was a bit annoying.

Roller is lucky he wasn't DQed
he should have lost a point after that, he was warned like 3 times
I don't see a fight clock, anyone else have this issue?
DID JOHNSON LOSE???
Nope.

Roller thought he won but Herb was just warning him because he kept hitting the back of the head.

Blackzillians have terrible sub defense.
Just sub him already and give me my 5pts!

Why does no one train neck cranks, oh my god.

I hate you, Herb Dean. Robbed me.

If all MMA fights were one round, Michael Johnson and Denis Kang would be Top-5 P4P.

If they were two minutes, then Phil Baroni would be champ.

I would follow that sport.

Kang really has done the best other than Wand, obviously, against Bisping at 185.
Yeah, that's the fight were Bisping went out and got woken up. Asked his corner how the fight got to the ground. They told him he got knocked the fuck out lol

has do bronx or jacoby fought yet?

jacoby did. It was dark. He lost by 3rd round guillotine

Jacoby got tapped.
yessss! this will save this round from being a 10-8
Who won the first two rounds?

I missed it.

MJ

No! 19-19!!!!
No!

I picked Johnson by UD.

Well. One of us gets 11 and one of us gets 0.
Or

we get a draw and everybody gets zero!

^This please rob johnson.
Roller robs me of 5 pts
That SD looks pretty good now

There’s always hope for the judges to rob Johnson.

This is a regional-level fight
I'm enjoying watching it
Come on Johnson

Unanimous Decision please.

Johnson kicks Johnson, so to speak
There has only been two fights so far

and we have already seen two Johnsons.

He should have said he couldn't continue.
Dammit Roller

This is not my fucking night.

Heh..was just watching a vid of Krav Maga

Hmm, wonder if that was 10-8 for Roller?

For me it was until he gave up the back control. But I think Johnson managed to get it back to 10-9 after that (10-9 Roller that is)

Think about those big punches and elbows Roller was landing from back mount, though.

I thought he was gonna stop MJ there for a second.

It was lookin that way, until Johnson got out of the body triangle.
That's an arguable point, but with the back of the head warning

and the last 2 mins, I’m going to say it’s doubtful.

Any chance Roller wins this?

It will be the difference between 0 and 11 for me.

YUS! YUS!

CTHULHU BLESS BORING UNANIMOUS DECISIONS!!!!!!!

I didn't think that was a boring fight at all

Goddammit

this is fucking bulllcraps

you used to be so diabolical...

What now, huh?

i know. it has all fallen apart.
I don't even recognize you, man!
Here's hoping the judges get this one wrong

wtf did he stop the fight for if he didnt take a point. That gives MJ a big advantage

Stream cut out during the whole herb interference.

Cliff’s notes anyone?

If not for the last minute of the third, it would've been a draw.
Was the Lavar Johnson KO anyone good?

just checking in now.

It was pretty sweet.
Yeah man, it was brutal.
Well I'll still have a total of 7 after this decision.

I’ll be at 10

I knew Beltran sucked but didn’t think Lavar was any better.

If they don't rob johnson I'll stay stuck at 5.
The judges have rendered their cision!

Anyone else pick Roop to beat Cubby the angryfaced Swanson tv dinner?

the only Good Swanson is Kristi Swanson, so yes.
You forgot Ron
I put a shit ton of money on Roop, yeah.

28-28
please
just for fun
please

To be honest, I think that was a draw.

Johnson took the first 2 rounds 10-9, but I think i’d give Roller a 10-8 for the 3’rd round.

I could go for that.
please please please rob johnson

Noone won that fight thats for sure

I won that fight.
yeaaaaaaaaaaa

Herb Dean scored this fight? The scores don’t reflect that.

That’s cool that even Herb had it 29-28.

Judge Herb Dean FTW!
Yeah, he did a good job in this fight.
So....about those WEC LWs

Bendo is going strong and so was Cerrone, but Kamal and Roller are just pitiful.

Did anyone think Kamal was good anyways?

My thoughts exactly.

Varner is spiralling downward, too

Yeaaaaaaaaah hilarious.

Herb Dean LOL
Herb Dean scored the fight?
22 points so far!
how???

I think some of you hack MMAplayground and change your scores.

Beltran sucks

and I didn’t know I picked Johnson until it was too late to change it.

I really just got lucky.

herb scored the fight correct
Herb Dean scored the fight?
WAT?

It was good scoring too

"Ladies and gentlemen"

“Herb Dean …….. and the rest of the judges scored this bout 29-28 …”

Well that's it for Roller.
zz

You’re right Mike. Frankie Edgar doesn’t have good movement at all.

he can do a backwards somersault after getting punched in the face, that’s practically gymnastics

3 Losses in a row and 4 bad preformeance in a row

Adios Roller

5 for me

Shit. Still at 5.

I got a bad feeling about tonight.

11 points...Yus!
Unabomberman and Luke Nelson are doing well

But the rest of INEPT sucks tonight.

Pay the man in Trident Layers

dammit!

what..pay him in gum?

Oh Johnson.

That was just dumb.

paid in gum?

whut?

Stupid fucking Trident Layers.

God damnit. Lame jokes in the Octagon. Planking now this. I’m pissed now!

dont forget volkmanns awful joke

Glassectomy, son.
What's worth than Jacob's jokes?

Socialists.

/Volkmannized

Why did Obama cross the road?
He didn’t, he was too busy ruining America’s economy.

/Volkmannized?

What did the chicken cross the road?

Because AMERICA

/Volkmannized

Why did ’MURIKA go bankrpt?
Because Socialist-Maoists-blackpanthers!

/Volkmannized

must you remind us

what a douche that man is

You know what else is lame?
Obama’s medicaid.

/Volkmannized

fuck off Michael Johnson

dude is angling for a trident layers sponsor?

5. I have 5 mofuckin points.

you gettin paid in gum son
I think most people are stuck at 5

I’ve got 1 pick right, Lavar but I picked by UD.. so that is how many points? I dunno.

5

5 dollar foot looongsssss

Dammit

First Johnson with the lame jokes, now you?!

I laughed more than I should admit about this.
I have 0

Unabomberman, you are free to mock me

Your face is ugly.

There, you have been mocked.

Well...

I just got fucked by a tag team of Johnsons. Can’t take any more of this…off to the gym.

Sweet 11 points for me. YUS!
i will take 7points there
good call dude

sorry i said you were dumb

I was like… How could you get 7 points? Then I realised.

Cool that Herb decided to hand his score card in too, LOL

Referred herb dean has called a stop to this contest...because the clock is at zero.

I liked how he smiled and patted herb on the back too as if to say “good job bro” after realising he’d fucked up. Funny stuff.

Did MJ look any good in the first two rounds?
good takedown defense
Not nearly as good as Joe and Mike made it sound he did.

Paid in gum? someones been taking PR lessons from volkmann

Anyone else noticed G-Sot is injured and the Gomi fight is off?

Off? I thought Gomi was fighting uh….Eiji Mitsuoka?

Yeah thats what I meant
Fucking Five

Da Bronx better come through

He better, he fucking better

You know who is gonna get me some points

NIK MOTHERFUCKING LENTZ

Please tell me you actually picked Lentz.

lol

Nik Lentz

Judge’s decision

Unanimous/majority decision

i did..

Oh sweet motherfuckin hell.

So glad I don’t have you two.

Anyone who spells Nik with 3 letters is guaranteed to win

Was there a facebook fight?

If so, what was the result?

No it was dark

Camozzi sub in the 3rd

wow i got lucky

swiched from Jacoby to Camozzi last minute

And it was dark

First one since they introduced FB prelims, we think.

Jacoby/Camozzi was dark, Camozzi tapped him in the third IIRC
nope

there was a dark match instead

cammozzi by guillotine rd 3

I think it was a dark match, not sure though.
Love the MJ statue
My explosive parlay is coming together

Johnson x2 and Evans

How much to get how much?
quite an athletic parlay there....

eric wisely looks like he took the josh neer course of not giving a fuck

I bet he wears sweatpants.

John Danaher wears sweatpants!

why do you think I left him?

Eric Wisely

Fight ends in round 2

KO / TKO

C"DB"O!!!!!!!!!!!!
C"DB"O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.

http://gringationcancun.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/rufio-11.png

i hated him

i was glad when he died

just a suggestion

When posting a link in a live thread please check the ‘open in a new tab’ box

I always right-click and choose that option just to be safe.
If Aloe Vera doesn't sub Wisely in the first, I'm going to flip shit.

thats what i picked too

I took KO1.

But SUB1 wouldn’t surprise me in the least.

I took sub, since he seems to like to sub wrestlers.

Lentz, Elkins, and Escudero.

I just think he can dictate where it takes place and he'd rather be on his feet than his back.

Surely Spike reached WAY more homes. I hate that I’m missing these…

and don't call me syrely :)
*surely, damn typo
You can buy the stream for 2 bucks on ufc.tv
Probably not if you're in the US without a proxy or something.
you probably can

it’s free outside the us

You couldn’t when it was on Spike. If it’s changed now, I’m sad I didn’t realize this before.

I wouldnt be trusting the ufc website with cc info right now

Whats a dark match?

not shown on television or the internet at all

Haven't had one of those

in years.

It's a pro wrestling term.
OUTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

I hope Johnny Ace beats the piss out of Punk tomorrow.

Just remember mountaineers...

you have to wean yourself off of wrestling by age 21, latest.

I will never say that again.
Rollee should have gotten DQ'd
he should have lost a point at least
I really don't think he was hitting the back of the head too much.

The “Mohawk” definition really limits the area that can be considered the back of the head.

I’m stoked for this movie.

Why would they pair that talentless douche with Denzel?

Why isn’t that a criminal act?

He makes movies awesome

Even with shitty co-stars

Awwww

Ryan Reynolds isn’t THAT bad. I mean, I prefer him to Taylor Lautner or Channing Tatum, that’s for damn sure.

Both Channing Tatum and Lautner seem iffy to me. But Tatum at the very least tries to act and is getting better over time. Lautner is too green and he annoys me.

You could always go for Channing Tatum lite in Chris Evans as well

Time to complete phase 1 of my

P. Davis, N. Lentz, E. Wisely parlay

that last choice was not a Wisely one
Thats really punny
Lol

I have wisely, Davis, bisping on pg

131

Wins

16154

Yeah $350 wins me $44,000
Did not know Cammozzi already fought and won....

16 pts.

Fuck I have to miss the rest of these

whatever. 27 points so far bitches.

He was out-techniqued against Cerrone and Miller, not outmuscled..

Also it was fucking stupid matchmaking

how's that

too much too soon?

Combination of being undersized and outclassed IMO

Well, yes. Mostly outclassed though

8 wins in the first round

you dont say?

Did you know that Aloe Vera has 8 wins in the first round? But did you ALSO know that he has 8 wins in the first round?

Come on, Aloe Vera.

First round sub for 11, then show the Camozzi fight. I’ve been spoiled by facebook. I need to see all the fights!

those guys love that song

Is there a reason Fuel is showing commercials for Fuel?

Pretty sure anyone watching already knows about Fuel unless they have a free preview or something this weekend

they are trying to build their network brand

alot of people watching fuel are new to the network.

Oliveira totally timed that crawl with his walk-out song.

Technical big guys? Miller?

Miller isnt that big a LW

cmon do bronx, get back on track here.

For some weird reason I picked Aloe Vera by UD.

you did not choose Wisely… badum psch

What you did there, I see it

Wisely is dancing like a butterfly

money in the bankkkkk

Calf Slicer!!!!!

What in the hell, lol. Amazing.

his ankle almost got Rosi Sexton’ed if anyone saw that Bodog Costa Rica fight

FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

CALF SLICE_AAAAA

Wow

27 pts.

Do Bronx!

Nailed it

gimme those 11.

thank you C"CB"O. I needed that.

Slicers, you fuckin slay me.

11 WOOOOOOO

this kid is unreal.

He leg triangle'd is knee!!!

Olive Oil!!

What?

You, get out, now.

what the shit was that

inverted kneebar?

Ugh.

I remember getting the calf slicer in practice. Dammit does it ever fucking hurt.

Only inverted heel hooks hurt more
I know.

I remember Romero vs. Freire in Bellator. That blood curdling scream that Romero let out from that inverted heel hook. I’ll never forget it.

38 points I mean.

Damn. Never seen that before.

NO ALOE VERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C"DB"O YOU FUCKERS!

WOW!

Can you say sub of the night?

better be

I mean…and he’s gonna have to come up with a name for it

after reading other comments

or not guess its a calf splicer

THAT'S A PAIN MOVE!
A lot of pain in that move
7 pts

Should’ve had 11 but changed my pick

is EINEMO vs RUSSOW next?

The stoppable force meets the moveable object.

The biggest non-paradox ever.

Nah, that should be the last of the prelims

THE TITANS MEETS THE GIANTS

Making them both seem normal size

No

At least according to its Wikipedia page, Cub Swanson vs. George Roop is next.

But really, I’m most excited for the comedy of Russow vs. Olaf and especially Dunham vs. the great Nik Lentz.

"WHERE YOU AT ROUSIMAR?"

11 for meeeee

I'll have to do with 5, I guess...

Yeah I saw the other guy has never been finished and picked UD too

Now Aloe Vera

has 9 fights in the first round. And that was a rather unique and cool way to get it. I didn’t even see the tap-out at first but on replay of course it was pretty obvious.

The guy was screaming in pain

I didn’t even notice what was happening until the replay.

z

anyone seen “times up”?

I saw in time

It was meh

i liked it

the girl was weirdly attractive

here comes the judo chop

That looked like it hurt.
Hot bout is going to make or break me

Got 16 through 4 fights and took Roop UD

Nah, I think most people have Roop UD
Well it will make or break all of us then
I changed it to

TKO-2 because Swanson is so wild.

We are on exactly the same level right now.
That was brilliant
Luke Nelson is killing it tonight

32 points already. I’m at 10 :(

How the hell do I watch these prelims???? I don’t have Fuel TV..

on sportsnet in Canada..

you could find them on the interwebs?

I tried, couldn’t find any links

that’s the only legal way.

Any non legal ways you know of?

Stare into your neighbors window…

E-mail me

at emildinho on the e-mail service provided by the fine folks from google.

zzz

Danny and The Dingo is a fun show

Oliveira-Hettes?

Too quick for Hettes imo
Oliveira - Roop
Oliveira v. Zombie?

I thought calf slicers were illegal.

in bjj competition maybe?
I found that out the hard way last year :(
ouch

makes you more bad ass though

you smashed him up so foul they had to dq you

you ruthless-ass rebel

fighting Jim Miller and Cerrone so early was a little rushed. glad hes back on track now.

yeah he was rushed and put against big strong dudes too

so that's a calf slicer?

that bad dude

always wondered what one looked like

aloe vera is back sonnn

only 23 for me so far

at least I actually got all my picks in.

That's actually pretty good

considering I have 12 and I think most people have 16

Sweet finish

Very nasty.

Oliveira used to have 8 wins in the first round and 8 wins in the first round

http://ssreporters.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/8winsfail.png

that was really funny

I’ll take my measly 5pts for 10.

God bless god
OUCH!!!

That is all

Sounds like he's rapping
Is it something you do regularly?

After the Miller fight he better had been drilling leglocks

I cant understand that raspy ass voiced translator
He says

MY NAME IS JOHN LAURINATIS AND I’M THE EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT OF TALENT RELATIONS

and interim general manager of monday night raw

“YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I’M GONNA SCREW PUNK!”

Judging by Earls score and my own, I dont know if any special nights are being ruined, again.

12 points

We’re ruining our own special nights

12 here as well
19 here
thanks for being so awesome
7 and a half if I stretch it out a little...

wait, what are you guys talking about?

im 14 if i measure starting at my b-hole
It's really customary to start from well inside the anal canal.
look if that is how you do it in the 'hood that is fine

we dont get down like that in middle class suburbia

I guess this is my event to blow up...
What's your score now?

I’m up to 38.

w00t

That’s a ridiculous score.

All luck

Didn’t care about Beltran vs. Johnson and picked Michael Johnson randomly.

9 wins in the first round now.

And 9 wins in the first round, too.

If this is called a calf-slicer, why doesn’t Joe identify it as such? He just said “leg lock”. What’s up jitz guys?

he said "a slice of the calf and a kneebar at the same time"

Yeah, I heard that at the end after the fight. Before that he didn’t really call it anything though, so I was curious

sounded like the info was being fed to him huh?

I’m not a grappler myself so I’m not going to question his knowledge. I was just wondering, because everyone here seemed to call it a “calf slicer”, and to be honest I’m not 100% certain what that move looks like

i've no idea either

but rogan sounded like he wasn’t sure

and never said calf slicer at any point

it sounded to me like he was getting stuff through in drips

the judo chop will clear everything up i suspect

Yeah, that is true

looks like another sotn bonus might be comming do bronx's way
So glad I got glued to the screen and saw that

that was awesome.

Met Charles once, in a Nog Brothers autograph session

Coolest kid ever.

The worst part about UFC cards every week is that I have to watch these awful movie commercials every week.

Better than Manswers and BMS.
Set the pvr then go smoke a bong. Problem solved
Chronicle

FUCK YOU Akira wannabes

I’ll take “inspired by Akira” movie over “shitting over the memory” Akira remake

Akira remake is dead

Studio wanted to make it for 90 million. Everyone in the project refused

i love hearing things like this

i don’t know akira from shit

but i love when people refuse to sell out like that

Not totally dead yet

Development hell

Along with Ghostbusters 3

Murray shit on the GB3 script without even reading it

If Dan Aykroyd got to make the movie they way he's been saying he wanted to

than that is for the best.

I take the videogame as the 3rd GB movie

I thought they were still shopping around for a director. Anyway, Chronicle doesn’t look to be bad.

live action Akira = worse idea in a long time

Got Roop by KO R1
Oliveira really isnt far from a title shot at 145
2 more wins
i want Oliveira vs. Korean Zombie

OOH THE VIOLENCE

i'd say 3 more

i think next they’ll try to let him knock off jung or something

I bet he gets Aldo'ed

by the end of the year.

He has 1 win in 4 fights

And just beat a UFC newcomer.

Calm down with the title talk.

its not that absurd conisdering the shallow division
but who is in front of him though?

hioki is really the only logical contender in line. after that is is incredibly thin.

Jung’s gotta be up there too

yea, i want zombie to get his shot

i want to see them fight, but i think the ufc will preserve jung so they have someone in line after aldo v. hioki.

Nunes as well. Plus if Roop looks good tonight he’s 2/3 away as well

noooooooooo

don’t rush him.

what was the guy called last week that kept talking shit and posting his score after every fight?

kreally
KREALLY WHERE YOU AT?
Somewhere being better than everyone else
Right here, homie.
16 points, yes?
Yeah.

Not my night. The MMA Gods have smiled upon Una for some reason.

He's got 21
Night's not over.

Roop’s gonna UD the fuck out of Swanson.

only 4 fights in. It could still turn around

Yeah, but still.

Who would’ve guessed Johnson would beat Roller?

not me. Especially not by decision

Are people really that down on Johnson

cause Roller ain’t looked like shit since entering the UFC outside of the Tavares ko.

I'm still high on that and the Varner Sub.
Hardly the gods smiling on him

Considering he picked every UFC 142 winner

For fucking real?

That damn Scouting report had me believing too much in Carvalho.

For real
Oh well.

As long as I’m ahead of or currently tied with Fat, I’m good.

forgive my ignorance..

what site are you all using for these picks?

WTF

Technical difficulties?!

Fucking anonymous.

Cant they stick to ruining the website in the middle of the week when nothing is going on?

Which is worse: Shitty dubstep or Shitty nu-metal?
Shitty dubstep

I liked nu metal when I was 10

what’s the difference between nu-metal and shitty nu-metal? HEYOOO

I don’t know. Dubstep probably? Nu-metal is pretty terrible as well though, can’t sell it short.

I love Dubstep

But this shit now!? Urgh!!!

No Bonnar

good

hell yeah

Hopefully they gave him Thiago Silva and he’s out traning somewhere

INEPT scores through four fights

Sweet Scientist: 10
Luke Nelson: 32
wonderfulspam: 10
Fullcircle: 16
kingofthedogs: 5
afrotikiman: 15
Unabomberman: 21
FightingFighting: 16
Tim Bernier: 12
PDG27: 7
MaZZacare: 12

th0se first two fuel fights where like karate chops to my left knee

painful as a mutherfuker

Cub with the Calgary Flames headphones, so hope he loses..

I like the flames

they took all our shitty players and gave us good ones.

nice flames headphones

Nice?

SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIT

Who you guys picking for the next one then?
Roop, despite the lingering memories of his horrible TUF run,

via not being Cub Swanson.

Cub Swanson is Jens Pulver's last WEC win
Don't jinx this for me man
Dude I'm on your side

Roop is on my parlay.

If anyone is bored inbetween fights

http://www.cracked.com/article_19654_6-painful-things-nobody-tells-you-about-fighting.html

You should never punch a man in the face

But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

I saw that earlier, hoping it was another SeanBaby

it’s not.

Seanbaby is hilarious

something like – “Wanderlei Silva looks like he was thrown into a minefield by his parents to be raised by explosions.” and “…hit him so hard that trainwrecks thought their daddy had come home.”

Dubstep is the future
im am ok with good dubstep

but so much of it is AWFUL

Palahniuk was right the future is more of a threat than a promise

I only like mild dubstep, the hardcore shit reminds me of transformers' sex
Only if this is America's future

I just saw this today. great movie

should be called drugstep because you’d have to be high on something to listen to it

it's ridiculous how much shit is called dubstep today.

Dubstep can be that high-paced, loud transformers shit or it can just be the sound of rain with the occasional drum hit over the course of eight minutes (james blake)

Between HDNet and Fuel I don't know what has shittier programming
fuel hdnet you at least get tits
I'm bummed that channel didn't exist when I was 12.
not for much longer

arent they going to a become an E network ripoff?

Yes

Unfortunately.

Spike
i actually like so of the shows on spike

am i a bad person?

Yes.
they have auction hunters, flip men, and all day star wars marathon

what is not to love?

I like Flip Men, pretty much it
Tell me this hot bout will work for me

my farts smell like poop

I laughed. Well done.

Uhhhhhh....

Que?

my cats breath smells like cat food.

My butt itches. I need wiping lessons.
He called the shit poop.
Kid Nate is on his way.
We have our SOTN.

Here comes the FOTN.

Damn, Swanson has the worst tottoos

That is terrible writing

“Wrong end of the Leonard Garcia fight” makes it seem like he lost.

I take it as a good thing
There is nothing but wind on the wrong end of a Garcia fight
Is Goldberg on drugs?

Does he always talk that slowly?

You doing good so far? You have to beat that cocky juggalo.

No, I’m off to my worst start.

Probably Lipitor

Danny and the Dingo?

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BJ AND THE BEAR REMAKE?

They’re remaking 21 Jump Street, so it can’t be far behind.

There’s a concept I can’t get enough of, a man and his monkey.

/Mallrats’d

TUF 8 Competitor is not an achievement to be proud of

My fantasy team is getting dick kicked with injuries
The Diaz/Condit promo kind of sucks
z

nbombs in paris is horrendous “music”

Whaaaaaaaaa............aaaaaaaaaaa..........ttttttttttt

?

its the shit

your taste is horrendous :)

Says someone who got ran off for supporting militant S.C. Michaelson posts.

Earl. That album is gold.

i just dont like that song
But have you ever listened to it

…ON WEED?

Did you ever try playing mini golf.. ON WEED?

Did you ever try weed...

ON METH?

That shit cray...

aint it jay?

IT IS PROVOCATIVE
Everytime Diaz says "I was supposed to fight GSP" in that promo

I think “yeah asshole and you fucked that up”. Although to be honest I think it’s worked out for the better.. we got more fights out of Diaz and more build-up as a result..before GSP wrestlefucks him

Cub Swanson balls so hard that I probably wouldn’t recognize him if he came up to me in public and said, “I lost to Jens Pulver.”

6'1 at 145...

Is he two-dimensional!?

Roop.

This is the hot bout. Don’t you fuck this up.

George

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

cub cant ball very hard, he would break his hands
I'm terrified of every fight by now. Except the Sonnen fight since only one person picked The Count.

Why does Cub not like Roop? Roop seems like a pretty cool guy.

Roop by spine snap.

Swanson looks like a stick insect.

Roop’s legs look bigger than Jon Jones

One thing Roop does well is use his length. Struve needs to take notes.

Roop almost screwed me.

wtf roop this is the hot bout. don’t fuck with me!

Cub’s mother is a BEAR!

He's going for that Leko buster over and over
You mean the Etim crusher
Well this is going to destroy my night

Roop was in my parlay and hot bout pick. Well, god damn.

Man, Roop is so awkward looking

but he definitely gets the job done. 10-9 Roop

@3amMMA Chris Nelson
In case you were wondering what happens on HDNet when MMA isn’t on, right now there’s a lady playing a fiddle upside down.
Wait...

The fiddle is upside down or she’s upside down? This could be interesting.

Alright gotta grab a quick bite so I can get back for the main card

Picked Johnson by KO and Oliveria by sub, and I had Johnson by decision until the staff talked me out of it. War CPC!

Sup guyssss

Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

yes.
10-9 Swanson

shit Roop sub 2 was a dumb as shit pick

also

10-9 Cub

My life just got fucked.

11!
wait, what?

Fuck I changed it to UD. Only 10 :(

well that was shit

now we have to deal with cub crying and mean mugging people and having a shitty interview

FUK THIS SHIT!
what happened?

just realized that this shit ain’t so easy?

Oh piss off.
you talked tons of shit, friend-o.

so just be a man and eat some.

I've been eating it all night.

FML

thats what she said
Ok. That's a rec.

“what business of yours is that friend-o?”

Your tears sustain me
Roop can't complain that was too early
SS you motherfucker
fuck.

I got goddamned Breened.

The mouth piece flying out was awesome tho i must admit

I am never listening to my team again. Yeah, I blame you all for this hot bout.
I can do shitty on my own.
I... I don't even know anymore.
mouthpiece flew into the top of the cage
i love it when the mouthpiece goes flying

Fucking ass! I’m so pissed I didn’t pick Swanson. I knew he was the better fighter

Hey Roop.. Generally you wanna keep the mouthpiece in
I knew I'd do shitty on this card

I dropped my toothbrush in the toilet this morning. IT WAS A SIGN

that looked like struve v, nelson
Cub just wrecked Roops shit
head up, mouth open

roop should probably start doing gay porn

Why's that?

Cause he like getting nailed?

and he had the perfect pose for a money shot
It probably pays better than the UFC does

oH!

false

gay porn pays in gum.

Note to self: Cancel that interview...
Get to blow bubbles

after blowing “Bubbles”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Reckon he lost a tooth or two there
Not prettier than Cub now, George!

FUCkCOCKshit

Still have 11 overall

Is it acceptable to now throw away my fight companion?

Time for seppuku
oke fuck this

Only 10 for that, shouldve took the RNC dammit!!!! 20 overall

Roop! There it is

(recycling joke)

ya know every roop fight Im like well he could work range move around a bit or he;ll just get blasted t death once someone gets in on him

Love the first replay and the spinning mouthguard

That’s going to be on highlight reels forever

that mouthpiece flew faster than coutures teeth

I think for the next card im going to just flip a coin to make my picks and then compare to how i did when i actually picked my own fights

I'm guessing no one picked Cub?
A little late

But I like the sound golf Do Bronx vs. Brandao

Brandao would get starched

Bronx is probably a better 145er than anyone not named Mendes or Aldo at this point.

Mike Vick is going to be at the fights tonight. I think someone told him it was Ultimate Fighting Canines and that a cub was fighting. He is going to be sad.

2/10
Generous

Well, that wouldn’t be the only thing I’m screwing the pooch on tonight. C’est la vie.

Boo this man!
INEPT through 5 fights

Sweet Scientist: 10
Luke Nelson: 32
wonderfulspam: 10
Fullcircle: 16
kingofthedogs: 5
afrotikiman: 25
Unabomberman: 21
FightingFighting: 16
Tim Bernier: 12
PDG27: 21
MaZZacare: 12

We fucking SUCK tonight.

Man, we're BAD.
Yup

I have a hunch we might not be in first place after this event ….

wel it wont be CPC taking your place

If I’m a reflection of BF, we ain’t takin shit.

looks like the special night ruiners are gonna make their move

LAWL

A bunch of ppl are sucking though

Yeah, we but the others don't seem to fair much better.
fuck we suck

but is everyone else have a super shit night

Go get me some points Lentz

I'm doing so bad tonight, that might just happen.

Time for some Lentz n Fence whose excited?

Is that next or is it Russow/JOE?

hmm forgot about that one, not sure

MOAR LIKE GEORGE POOP AMIRITE?
GEORGE "I CAN ONLY EAT" SOUP AMIRITE

He’s out of the loop now.

His pickers were duped.

Is it just me or is Jay Glazer getting fatter

He has "glaze" in his name.
So fuel gets the fighting robots?
I played the demo of Real Steel on 360

And it’s pretty much the UFC3 engine.

eh.

14 points extra isn’t bad

37 so far.

I'll bet that's damn high

good job

Loo NASCAR.

whos this guy

Damn race drivers are small. Are they culled from the jockey reject pile? Like, they’re just jockeys that can’t make weight?

they normalize the weight of the cars to compensate for driver size so that it isnt a factor.

i watch nascar, yes.. i know.

so why are most of them so small?

Tony Stewart eats all the food in the drivers meetings before the race.

Small guys like to overcompensate for small [euphemism for penis] with fast cars
is there anyone i would want to listen to less than kevin harvick?

also, a tapout polo? really? reeeeeeaaaaallllly kevin?

whos that ? Kevin Harvick?

NASCAR dude

yeah i just never thought id see him being interested in MMA haha weird

my thoughts exactly

in his golfshirt and funny accent.

Wow maybe show the Camozzi fight instead?

No one cares about naaaascar.

Who the fuck is this guy?
WTF

Go drive your car in a circle five hundred times.

So does Poop stick around? Or pink slipped?
Gatekeeper.

Hell, the bantamweights have two already.

At least they didnt get that douche Jimmy Johnson, so there’s that.

I think I havent hit a hot bout correctly during the whole season
I didn't hit one last season either
2 fights left with over an hour to kill?

WAR JOE

Anyone else get the feeling we're not going to get to see the Camozzi fight?
I'm not too concerned since I already know who won and how.

Also: it’s Chris Camozzi and Dustin Jacoby.

Still, I wanna see it for some reason.
WAR FAT POWAAAAA

Mike Russow by Judges Decision <—- make it so.

NO!

JOE by second round Sub.

you know the chicago fans are excited for russo.

:/

he’s going to fill the void that Oprah left.

And what a large void it is.
war

russow hammerfist ofdoom

Russow vs. Chad Griggs for the UFC HW championship in 2013
So JDS just dies or something?
Griggs submits him while he's mesmerized by the muttonchops...
Mutton chops of heaven vs HAMMERFIST of doom
JOE by UD

BY THE POWER OF MEMITIM, MAKE IT SO

Dude!

Live Thread!

No subject line, either

he’s going to hell.

You gon get in shit!

Live post dum dum
NO GIFS IN LIVETHREAD

Also: SUBJECT LINE

Sorry.

Didn’t realize.

It ok

you’re banned

ENOUGH TALKING!

LETS MUTHERFUKERS ALREADY!

the old JOE? So…still an average MMA fighter?

Someone please fire Roop's striking coach. How Roop hasn't learned a lick of defense is beyond me.

He’s too tall. It’s impossible

Do you mean Shawn Tompkins?
Well obvously he's not his striking coach anymore

But Roop’s stand-up has regressed both offensively and defensively.

Yeah, i thought you meant that it always has been shitty

But about that regression, i don’t think it ever has been much better than what we saw today.

Maybe he's learned and he just sucks
why the fuck did i pick russow again

because the taste of frosted flakes brought out the tiger in you

JOE's best win was against James Thompson

Ha, the same could be said about Kimbo too. That’s a bummer.

Because he still has his left foot.
America fuck yeah
He's undefeated in the UFC

heh.

Hey all!

Who’s DRUNK!!??

Working on it.
My lawyer advises me not to answer that question.
waiting for the fox card.... then it's on

gonna go real heavy

Take a shot every time Rogan screams.
trying to kill me?
Not enough Boddington's in the fridge
i got some jose, belvedere, goose and bud light limes i'm willing to share

and some african shit..

Do you smoke the African shit

or just mix in a cocktail?

lol

mix it. it’s called safari, my girls mom sends it to her

How the fuck did goose and belvedere end up with bud light lime? Ugh.
that's why i named it last

lol

hows ur pick?
So bad right now.

I thought iwould be good at this game, not so much.

how many pointz?
Not sure.

Gotta go open my PG.

Who won the Camozzi fight?
Camozzi Round 3 Sub.

Full disclosure: due to an error on my part I have Russow round 1 submission as my pick. Ass.

ouchhhh

Total mistake. I was changing between JOE sub and Russow TKO and that shit happened. Oh well.

Maybe sub by punches?

Nah.. he’s a VIKING, dude! We don’t tap to strikes.

Russow by twister.

Totally feasible.

great pick

JOE is going to tap to the hammerfist of doom. submission due to strikes!

This livethread will implode like a dying star if that happens. It will be glorious.

Dominos needs to get here with my bacon pizza.
I love bacon, and I love pizza, but for some reason I'm not a fan of bacon pizza.
would you like me to call the plumber...

or the cardiologist?

It's my cheat day.

I get one day a week where I can eat whatever. Leave me alone!

does some nice CPCer want to offer me some (cough) suggestions

on how to catch the fuel fights? @punkrampant

danke.

Not a CPCer and don't have twitter, but email?
I gotta be honest

UFC merchandise looks as shitty as wal mart merchandise

maybe they share the same slave consortium for manufacturing purposes.

It’s more or less the same demographic.

Russow with a first round KO. make it so?

JOE! SOMEONE CHECK MEMITIM
he's busy

he’s at Evgeni Kogan’s watching the fights with M-1 and Scott Coker.

JOE better rip one of those small arms off.

So we have some random fat guy VS a mixed martial artist

Funny how bad Russow looks.

His diet of donuts and solving crimes does his physique no good.

Does Goldberg talk to Joe even when Joe's not there?

Yes.

WAR JOE!!!
Don't you mean WAR RUSSOW?

Fuck Russow. He’s a cop + he’s fat + he sucks. JOE is a Norwegian BADASS!

:/

You’ll lose out on points.

Well, I picked Russow. And I hate myself for it

Wasn't your fault.
Somehow my dad's fallen asleep.

How the fuck can you sleep through insane fights like these?

My roommate still hasn't waken up
Hope he's not a huge mma fan.

He’s missing out.

old people gonna old
Cuz they haven't been that insane?
They've been pretty fucking good.
Jon Jones fights crime and he is seen as a superhero

Mike Russow does it every day

It doesn’t count when you’re fat.

yeah but vigilantes are so hip and cool.

Mke Russow andPaulo Thiago..they need to have some sort of documentary mashup.

make them switch jobs for a week and Paulo will turn into a 250 pound fattie and Russow will have the 1000 yd stare and be 120 pounds lighter.

I'm imagine that Paulo doesn't even use guns.

He just jumps through windows and anaconda chokes drug lords all day.

My experience with law enforcement says otherwise.
It's Abu Dhabi Submission Grappling, Joe

Not all grappling is Jiu Jitsu.

JOE should call himself the Norwegian Lumberjack
He looks like a tree so it wouldnt be appropo
I like "Halffoot" better

When’s the new PG season start? I’ve been running solo for a while now.

34 pts. so far tonight, though.

After UFC Sweden, methinks

there may be an opportunity to join before then

keep your eyes peeled.

Don’t go to front page if you dot want K-1 results

Someone should please post a link to the main card thread so I don't have to look on the front page.

only if its disguised as an anton poster

preferably with an Anton poster hyperlink
What a shitty cover of Simple Man

And why doesn’t he get in shape?

its a great cover

and donuts

The UFC on Fuel commercials featuring fighters who will NEVER fight on Fuel.

there is always ufc unleashed episodes
Someone has told Bloberg to speak slower this evening.
Off topic from SBNation

Sidney Crosby may have fractured his C1 and C2 vertebrae — injuries reportedly missed initially http://sbn.to/xRWjqW

He’s fucked

Goddamn

How often is he injured?

He should just retire for a few years, come back in his mid to late 20s,

I'm already on it.

Actually, that might be good news.

oh shit

thats bery bad news

He better retire

He seems like a player who could die during his career.

Is he fighting tonight?

The broken vertebrae could be from last year.

As in, a calendar year ago. January 1, 2011.

how could they have missed that?

Long story short

The Pens doctors have been nothing but comically terrible on a number of players lately.

some docs need their licenses revoked

and sued for malpractice.

JOE has to be the angriest-looking submission grappler I’ve ever seen.

BTW

Just found the video for Manhoef/ Spong, if anyone is too impatient to wait til next Friday

im doing horribly i think i have 5 points total at this point

RUSSOW Y U TAKEDOWN?!?!?!

Russow with the waddling bear technique learned from the mean streets of Chi town

"Chai Town" if you are Jay Glazer

Or the mean streets of Kankakee where they are home to what I believe are 2 Panda Expresses.

sounds like heaven to me
Russow gassing already?

You can still gain 14 more pounds of fat!

Damn it Russow, be afraid
5 FUCKIN POINTS!!!

MDH gonna be maaaad.

errbody doin bad dude
Its 12 actually, forgot bout Olivera fight.
Russow fatter than before?

Russow vs Big Country after this

Russow is a honey badger, he gives 0 fucks

After Anik,

isn’t it amazing just how much play-by-play Goldie doesn’t call?

Rogan does his job for him.

seriously

he just says words kind of and points out celebs

Goldie is just a promotional tool, he hypes products and fighters.

I don't know a lot about JOE but..

For a grappler that beat Roger Gracie, has he always been this easy to take down?

Mike Russow

Fight ends in round 3

KO / TKO

10-9 Einemo, maybe 10-10

huh?

Will be Russow should be einemo.

how should it be Einemo?

Was controlling the ground game from his back, stand up about even.

Joe barely landed a single punch, got taken down several times and did nothing on the ground. No way he won the round

sprays elliot with water bottle

bad dog.. bad dog

has to be 10-9 Russow
Einemo sucking wind.

Did Russow get a good pop? Was shitting.

If JOE loses...

memitim better be Roth’s number 1 loser in his winners and losers piece…

Hulked out Carwin would have killed this poor guy.

mini-Carwin would kill him.

What the fuck are you doing Russow? You fucking boob.

i would say he is boobs
Winning in front of the hometown crowd like a boss.
Russow was promised a Chicago deep dish as a win bonus
Where is the Meat Wednesdays spirit?

Time to KO JOE, Russow.

I am of the same opinion.

Einemo fights like he wants to get cut from the UFC

So, like Struve?
There's Struve's next fight

He’s got Dave Herman in a month.

Struve fights like his chin owes him money.

he chin fucked his girlfirend while he was sleeping

Why is he there to begin with? Did they have to honor his Pride contract or something?

not sure, but he definitely doesnt seem to care

unleash the hammerfist!

UNLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
If Russow beats JOE

can JOE claim police brutality?

I mean Russow is using a lot of unnecessary force….

he isnt using too much force at this point...
God damnit

Fucking sweep him already

russow inspires me to loose belly fat

Russow just stalling here

Apparently ths is what a full camp does for Russow. From a STANDANDBANGer to a wrestlefucker.

This is painful.

I thought Russow would get tapped on a takedown. But if he wins, I’ll take the 5.

Off of a takedown* ugh.

I want all 11pts

GIMME THE KO NOW!!!

ill be up to 16 if russow gets the Udec

Einemo wont survive the third

fight of the night

Turk call from Goldie. Gaaaah

These are the laziest successful takedowns ive seen in a long time.

JOE needs some of that canned oxygen.

If Russow threw some fucking punches JOE would probably just give up cus he give no fucks

This fight is like Poochie driving to the fireworks factory.

Come on 3rd rd KO

OK, KO him this round, Russow.
when did the ufc sign cole konrad?
Russow just took a step forward

Goldie: TURK!!!!!

lay on him for 1 more round, i need all the points i can get

come on russow, another 5 minutes of this lazy shit to seal the deal.

I will finally be above 20 if Russow wins this match. But here comes a flying armbar.

Einemo is fucked here

DION PHANEUFFFF

And just in case anyone forgot, after this super exciting fight… Nik Lentz is next.

But he's fighting Dunham...so hopefully that'll be a good one.

nik lentz by decision!

JOE is fucked and so is my score

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

TUF 10 flashbacks

HWs sucking wind and moving slow

cue Houton Kimbo gif
wow.. JOE is shit
Am I actually rooting against a possible knee KO?

Fuck the BECW!

That's the one thing about betting games

Have you rooting against violent 1st round KOs

Holy crap, Weidman better UD the fuck out of Maia. I have 10 points so far.

Demian Maia

Fight ends in round 2

Submission / Tapout

I went with Maia UD

he hasn’t subbed anybody in years.

I think their striking will just lead to sloppy transitions

Pulling guard is so 90's MMA.

yeah its a terrible idea nowadays

fuck non high level heavyweights ugggg

As far as bad heavyeight fights go, this isn’t.

Eliminate the heavyweight division.

Apologies team, I am going fucking dreadful.

Somewhere Compustrike is off taking a smoke break.
im going to guess JOE is going to be released after this

I wish they would both be released.

russow is undefeated in UFC

wins against Duffee/Madsen and now JOE.

not too shabby lol

fucking punch him Russow you fat fuck. Not to bash though

DUFFEE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

J.O.E.'s MMA guard sucks

J.O.E.’s MMA guard sucks

Yeah, JOE was supposed to upset Shane Carwin..

He looked better on his feet

The Jiu Jitsu curse of bad takedown defense, conditioning and too willingly to go to a wrist control guard rears its ugly head.

How many fights until Russow gets a title shot?!?!

one hundred and fifteen

Shit, that made me laugh hard.

good thing the all star competition is on cause this fight sucks

Great fight IQ. Guy keeps taking me down. Keep taking foot off the ground to throw predictable knees.

Russow remains undefeated

in the UFC.

Hah.

Most impressive 11 fight win streak ever
Ughhhhh...

I give up :/

Well Damn
FUELTV FUEL TV .JohnEinemo won’t get off the floor. Get up & fight. #UFConFUELTV
that seems counterproductive

Didn’t love the fight but that was pretty lame tweet

Pretty surprised at the source of it.
Fuck who ever wrote that tweet.
That came from the FUELTV account?

Sounds like Rampage is posting on their account.

“Get up”
“Dont let him do that”

Where you at Memitim?! Where you at?

10-10. 30-28 Russow

give him Mir or Velasquez

Dont throw up Russow

Carwin aint got shit on JOE

Soooo many 5’s!!!!!!

I got 11 and basically doubled my score.

probably the best fight i’ve ever seen

Good bye JOE

Not sure you were ever here though.

Still at 11 points

heavyweights make me sad
I blame Fat Cop Russow

BE 30-24 Memitim

JOE>James Thompson>Hidehiko Yoshida> Mark Hunt > Wanderlei Silva > Ikuhisa Minowa > Sokoudjou > Joaquim Ferreira > Junior Dos Santos > SHANE CARWIN

I know the judges will disagree

But that was a draw in my opinion. Russow hardly landed any strikes at all. When they were standing, Einemo was creaming him with knees.

Nah

You could give one of the rounds a draw, maybe, but Russow gets a majority decision (judges will give him a UD)

Heavyweight snoozefest

30-27 Russow.

DAMMIT LENTZ DONT LET ME DOWN

29-28 for the pilsbury dough boy
Dunham, destroy this hobbit!
please dunham!!!!
INEPT through 6 fights

Sweet Scientist: 15
Luke Nelson: 32
wonderfulspam: 15
Fullcircle: 21
kingofthedogs: 16
afrotikiman: 30
Unabomberman: 32
FightingFighting: 21
Tim Bernier: 12
PDG27: 21
MaZZacare: 12

I fucking suck. Now excuse me, I’m gonna go smoke myself paranoid

These hilariously bad scores are probably some of the best in the camp.

I'll go do that too. looks like we'll go down together anyway.
I'm doing awful too.

It’s not as much fun when you’re getting your ass kicked.

5pts for 15. This is not a good look.

Even Kimbo could beat JOE

now you’re just talking crazy.

It is all about JOE. His ADCC grappling credentials are gonna get him the belt!

I hope that’s a joke.

MEMM-III---TIMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
Yes mike rogan is right just get your short on

Haha Rogan! “That’s alright Russow get your shirt on”

i hope they keep Einemo for one more. give him Beltran in a loser leaves
Beltran will ruin him

book it, Silva

why?
Russow is just a excitement killer

similar to the way Roy Broughton fights.

he will gobble up bad / average wrestlers

Give Russow to Cain. Problem solved.

Give him JDS. Get him out of my sight

I LOVE YOU GUYS!

WOOO!

that made me lol

I like Lentz' nickname.

I was going to change my pick after hearing how focused Russow was for this fight. But I still didn’t want to see him win. Now decision this chump, Mr Dunham.

UFC on Fuel

In which we learn of “Thrillbillies.” UFC really in the back country now.

Let's go Carnie
its funny how people will cheer a fighter winning a boring decision..

just because hes from their hometown

If I was 16, I’d love all the Fuel programming.

ANTE UP!!!!
One of the all-time favourites

I thought they only played lame music.

Lentz loses

drops to featherweight.

Lentz loses.

Probably gets cut.

oreally?

He'll be 0-2 and 1 NC in his last three.

Plus, he’s rarely exciting.

Dunham by UD

book it Dano

I think you mean 2nd round TKO

Razor thin decision my ass

Bocek vs. Lentz was a clear as day Bocek win

just thinking that. It was hot bout too IIRC

Lentz is going all in SCV RUSH

11 points, Nik Lentz is gonna save me

i like how they imply that lentz won all those fights by crushing guillotine
Wanna make easy money? Bet on JOE to beat __________
royce gracie?

Jason Renhardt

no no wait

Ken shamrock!

rolles gracie

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Off-topic...

What do people think of that “The Last Of Us” game? Or does anyone even know what I’m talking about?

Dunham better not dissapoint

Dunham is going to style on him

I picked Nik so one of us is screwed

Great picture of Oliveira's calf slicer by Ester Linn

http://www.mmafighting.com/photos/ufc-on-fox-2-fight-night-photos-0/

Brutal as hell.

I love Ester Linn
Wincing looking at it.
tapping to that bullshit?

what a pussy

i do that in yoga

tapping to a nice stretch??? pfft

When he doesnt fight like a dick, Lentz has a pretty exciting skillset and temperament.

Let's hope Lentz remembers the guard in MMA causes you to lose fights
What bullshit music is this he's coming out to?

that band that is responsible for 90% of awful music on radio stations

Everything before and including bloodsugarsexmagic...

was pretty dope. The Navarro years were a disgrace.

Red Hot Chili Peppers – Can’t Stop

he wants people to toss pizza slices at him

He can’t stop he’s addicted to the shindig or something.

Dunham's coming out to Red Hot Chili Peppers
man taking Cheyenne pepper as a supplement is fun.

Dudes that white shouldn’t get tattoos.

that’s racissstttt

That’s what I usually think when super black guys get really black tattoos

Dunham via Lentz and Fence

There’s the fight. Lentz can get a takedown, everyone should go take a shit.

Lentz is on?

Im already bored as it is….

here comes the first 10-9 two more to follow

Joe is right

Lentz has not been terribly boring recently.

maybe if he got a fake belt and insulted people in interviews he would be more exciting in fights

I enjoyed Aloe Vera destroying his livelihood

never forgive. never forget.

Lentz is getting tagged a bit on the way in.

The scar tissue should be an improvement
the golden gopher?
Minnesota Golden Gophers
zz

Rogan and Goldie completely ignoring Dunham landing at will while Lentz is coming in

yeah dunhams gonna tko him

must be a fight in the crowd

they should show that

Letz last couple fights have been pretty fun

This one make three.

This is actually pretty damn good.

Jeez, Dunham just cannot fight well in the first round.

“Right hand stuffed by Evan Dunham”

Come on Dunham!

Two more rounds.

Fun round

10-10

Lentz gets hit often.

Matt Bishop, who is at the event:

mbish86 Matt Bishop
Fans booing that the video on the jumbotron went out. Cheer when it comes back on. #UFConFOX

ohh i figured it was someone breaking up a fight in the stands

Good work on this one, Joe Silva.

Very close but 10-9 Dunham

FUCK!

Whew, OK, Letang finished fastest skater backwards without cracking his skull.

after what happened to taylor hall id wear my helmet at all times on the rink now

Iginla does now during warmups. 15 years in the NHL without.

Finally on track with one. Another two rounds like that Evan.

Remember when Dunham was the future at LW?

It seems like it was yesterday..

I still think he can be a force

Sorry to confuse. Im not saying hes doing poorly and I think he can be an upper level LW eventually. Im just saying remember when he had a massive hype train behind him. He’s controlling Lentz in every area right now.

yeah he was unfairly hyped imo. He beat Escudero and people went crazy. But hes still young and has a lot to offer in teh division

Dunham's gonna Lentz Lentz!

MInd blown!

This is a fun fight
I love grapplefests like this.
which was the hot bout?

swanson/roop

First time I picked for Roop and I got fucked.

This is an awesome fight

Uh…Lentz looks a lot slower, Joe. What the hell.

Haha Joe. Shut up. Lentz tried to get up and Dunham got him back down again. That is all that happened.

Big fan of this fight
me too!
Yeah this is a fantastic fight.

Loving this.

What is up with Goldie and Rogan hanging off of the teet of Nik Lentz…?

nothing new

They choose one fighter and just completelky ignore the other quite a lot

"Nice leg kick there by Lentz"

As Dunham smashes a piston left through his face.

Even if it was literally a piston, I think we’d hear the same thing.

We should have a pre card poll for who joe rogan is gonna be biased towards.

I have a feeling he’s gonna be riding Phil Davis’ nuts later

He'll be riding Bisping's nuts
Lentz probably has the worst striking defense at 155

Stefan Struve’s Boxing Defense DVD for only $2.99.

Lentz is all kinds of fucked up

If Lentz makes it to minute 15

huge respect.

if the doctors dont stop it

Hard to believe this is a Nik Lentz fight.
10-9 Dunham. 20-18 Dunham.

War both of these guys

FOTN candidate?
So far it's the FOTN
yeah

Its been the best so far

Y'all gotta give Lentz a lot of credit for being much more aggressive

20-19 Dunham

damn hot bout

I’m having a good card except for stupid cub swanson

They may have to call it

Lentz has a FUCKED UP left eye.

Probably over. his eye is not opening

10-9 Dunham

20-18 Dunham

bad cut

wouldnt be surprised if they stopped the fight

Nyaaarrrg me eye!

Good fight though, too bad.

That eye is horrific
Awesome fight so far

20-18 dunham

Dammit!

Only 5.

Lentz is going to make a living off a FOTN checks.

Wouldn’t be surprised with a doctor stoppage now

Joe Rogan said “manimal”

Nik Lentz is exciting when he gets his ass kicked

hes like Guida. GUIDA/LENTZ NEXT

did he get stabbed?

holy crap

Gross

Awesome fight. FOTN so far.

he has a vagina where his eye is supposed to be
Eyegina
is it bad that my... friend has an erection after seeing that?

he’s very confused and curious right now. Pls answer guys….

Stopped

FOTN anyway

agreed...so far at least

Fuck another 5….yippee

Good fight, fair stoppage

Sugar Ray Leonard said no more.

Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn
That was nasty.

maybe now we can see the camozzi fight

Time to paint the canvas.
32 coach...was gonna hang my head in shame, but it might not be too bad, since I missed the hot bout.
I think I have 28, missing the hot bout as well.
I got 11 points!

And more than doubled my score.

26 points for me. I’m happy with this mediocrity because it seems like everyone else is on the same level.

I'm at 11

Still more than subbevil though

38 for me

feels shitty though.

I’m sure theres a couple ppl killing it.

That is DISGUSTING!

Couldn’t you let it go to a decision. Motherfucker.

He blinks

and it just flaps in the breeze……

fuck! i needed a unanimous decision!!!! FUCK!!!!!
i finally earn points yay 17 pts huzzah
So do we get Joe vs Dana Shoutfest for 15min?
LOUD NOISES
OUTSTANDING FIGHT

And a great stoppage (even though I had Dunham UD)

Picked Dunham by 2nd round TKO

Does that give me 11pts?

A solid 16 points so far.

z

See you at the other post

Respect for both guys. To the skills competition for 20 minutes!

that eye is rocked

ITS DEEP

He just might finish it!

oh he got out. In retrospect it wasnt even really close

THIS IS IMPORTANT

How do I find out what Seth Smiley’s score is?

click his account then choose this event in the drop down box.

I wonder if Lentz is going to get another chance in the UFC?

Absolutely.

Why wouldn’t he?

0-2 and 1 NC in his last three.
at least hes not boring anymore

plus hes a solid test for anyone.

I guess.

I wouldn’t mind seeing him again.

He should. Losing to Dunham in a FOTN isn't cut-worthy to me.
hope so

lentz was only boring in like two fights

ok boys- off to eat some acid. please disregard any bizarre posts from me over the next 12 or so hours. Have a good night, and good luck to my teammates, may the rest of you fail as badly as I have so far.

Have a good time, JDH.

LOL

This should be good

a very sad 21 points so far

I was hoping to get drafted high in season 2 of the BECW. I could use a hefty signing bonus

INEPT through 7

Sweet Scientist: 20
Luke Nelson: 39
wonderfulspam: 20
Fullcircle: 26
kingofthedogs: 21
afrotikiman: 35
Unabomberman: 37
FightingFighting: 26
Tim Bernier: 19
PDG27: 26
MaZZacare: 17

Good job Luke, Afro and Una. Sorry, I’m a terrible captain tonight.

Looked like Kenny Florian was sitting next to Charlie Runkle then.

well cut me up.

Good fight.

my picks are horrible

I got cbdo camozzi dunham for a total of 15pts! my apologies cpc….

TO THE FOX CARD!!!!!!!
fox in HD
Damn you Joe SIlva

making me switch me picks. FFFFFFFFFFF Competitive fights for my BE CW Score

Undercard – 16 :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

whens the Cammozi fight?

NEVER

what happened to it?

It was unaired

but who won?

Camozzi 3rd round sub

amend my score to 29 then coach

i think you just took the lead in our team

not sure

It was going to be on FB then one of the other fights got scrapped so they thought they’d b able to fit them all on Fuel then didnt show it for some reason. Camozzi won by 3rd round sub

ok so i have 26 points which fight was scrapped?
ummm

Jonny Bedford and… someone Gagnon?

that got scrapped. couple days ago
Riveting interview from Helwani there...

Boring interview with a boring fighter.

“some people have been saying ‘f*ck the police’, what do you think about that?”

Glazer and Florian are only for FUEL, right? The FOX side has a different panel?

yes thanks gods
also my score is horrible.

5. I have 5 points. Welp.

insert fail gif if this weren’t the live thread here.

I can’t believe how poorly everyone seems to be doing.

I ain’t doing half bad meself. Only two complete busts so far.

Oh wonderful. I’d hate to have to see his bulging face any longer.

Faber speaks well -- good guy to give air time to
So clean cut and well spoken

He seems like one of the good ones.

Those were some pretty awesome prelim fights

I hope the main card doesn’t go down the opposite path…

JINX!

We’re doomed!!

He's praying Rashad wins

it’s a done deal

johnny john boneing jones?

Uuuuhhh what’s your name george

Rashads my boy

But he aint an All American

He’s an almost All American

Jon nervous on the mic?
woooo hooo its starts

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