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UFC's Jacob Volkmann Put On Administrative Leave After President Obama Joke

Even if the UFC is more of a known entity today than it was five years ago, many of their lower and mid-level fighters still keep additional jobs to help pay the bills. Jacob Volkmann is one of those fighters, keeping up with a chiropractic business and a wrestling coach position at White Bear Lake High School in Minnesota.

He'll have a bit more free time on his hands as he revealed on Twitter that he's again been placed on administrative leave from the school following a joke he made about U.S. President Barack Obama at UFC 141.

Was put on administrative leave from coaching white bear lake high school wrestling for my joke. Unethical! @ufc
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Following his unanimous decision win over Efrain Escudero on the Facebook prelims, Volkmann told Joe Rogan that Obama needed a "glassectomy". Rogan asked what that was and was told, "It's where they remove the belly button and put a piece of glass in there so you can see what you're doing while your head's up your ass."

Volkmann famously was visited by the Secret Service after saying someone needed to "knock some sense into that idiot" (Obama) in a post UFC 125 interview with Ariel Helwani, a clip that made it on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. He was put on paid administrative leave by the school and was allowed back a week later after agreeing to abide by certain rules in the future. According to MMA Fighting, he makes $1800 per year for being a coach.

After losing his first two UFC fights, Volkmann (14-2) dropped to lightweight and is on a five fight win streak.

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Won't this guy ever learn to shut his mouth or at least chill on the Obama jokes that keeps getting him in hot water?!
So, in a purportedly free society and democracy in which you're perfectly at liberty to beat someone up in a cage, you approve of this type of arbitrary retribution for voicing political viewpoints?

He should be forced to take comedy lessons and re-pay everyone that bought the PPV $5 for suffering through his shit awful nonsense. Somebody call Chael and have him teach this guy how to troll.

I don't think he was on the PPV broadcast
Shit...............ummmm.....

DOESN’T MATTER!!!!

It was on Spike to be fair

He needs to figure out that an octogan or mms interview is not the appropriate forum to air out his political views.

1800 a year?

thats kind of low…

its just a local high school

and wrestling season only lasts so long. I think it is a cool thing that he does.

It's not low

It’s a part-time job doing youth coaching. Plenty of people do it for free. How much do you think the taxpayers of that school district should be paying Jacob Volkmann?

1800 is fairly standard for an assistant coach at a high school

I was the head coach of a high school lacrosse team here in Chicago, and I was only paid slightly more than that for 4 months of seasonal work.

Ron Swanson would never play Lacrosse

And he certainly wouldn’t take public money to teach kids to play it. You sir are an imposter.

Not unethical

Volkmann is a moron. Freedom of speech means you have the right to say what you want but don’t expect no repercussions. Especially when you work in a public school system.

And he said it on cable, the UFC doesn’t need unlikable personalities representing it

You don't make crappy jokes about the President in such a public setting

Damn…I’ll laugh at just about anything that’s funny…but his joke was just kind of dumb.

I mean, the only reason I could see people thinking it was funny at all is if they hate Obama and approve of anything that takes a shot at him.

Prettysure these guys showed up

Well, that's because they're busy not catching terrorists
Who cares?

Volkmann could l’n’p the lot of em before lunch and still have time to l’n’p some school kids after

This is Dana White's fault

I’m sure of it.

Jacob Volkmann.

The gift that keeps on giving!

People are talking about Jacob Volkmann

Crappy joke or not, Jacob Volkmann wins.

until Jacob Volkmann loses. Then, WE win!
I mean, you gotta give the guy some credit

He had a boring fight on the facebook prelim when absolutely no one was in the crowd, and hear we are, 7 days later, still talking about Jacob Volkmann.

Fair point.

“This just in: Darren Elkins demands copy of President Obama’s birth certificate in post fight interview.”

“Jon fitch says he’s not racist because he voted for Obama”

still haven’t heard anything positive about him…

credit for being on administrative leave?

you could also say that here we are 7 days later and we’re still talking about White Bear Lake wrestling. Or here we are 31 years later and we’re still talking about that old lady in the Where’s the Beef! commercial.

He wins...until he faces a top 15 LW

Then he’ll end up looking like he did against Kampmann….totally outclassed.

I'm not so sure

Volkmann’s style is entirely based on being able to outwrestle and control his opponent. At WW he had a distinct size and strength disadvantage that limited him severely. He has out grappled several tough grapplers at LW, leading me to believe he could hang with most anyone in the division. Not saying he would win, but he’s like Guida, a tough fight no matter who you are.

They might as well set up Guida vs. Volkmann

See what happens.

Guida will tear his fucking head off
I think that'd be a fun fight

Good fight to get Guida back on track.

Suck it, wingnut.

Had he cracked that joke about W he’d be in Guantanamo, so life could be worse.

And...

The teachers union would have pinned a medal on him.

Bad jokes are unethical.

Poor delivery is worse.

OMG. communism/fascism going on here. Thought this was america?

This guy is so stupid

Why does he think anyone would want to hear his retard opinions on politics? He just says stuff like “Uhm, I think Obama is stupid, and his plans and laws are not good, you know.. I want to break his arm”. Not only is he stupid and trash, he’s also not funny. Like, at all. PLUS, his fights are boring as shit too! AAAAAH!!! God I hate this guy!

thank you

my sentiments exactly

He sucks anyway...

big fing whup…

Going to bring back this little chain of jokes from the Dream NYE thread.

“Just got my job back. They told me I couldn’t joke about Obama. I told them ’Murrica and freedom of the speech.”

/Volkmannized

His Jokes are not funny and awkward.

He is pauley Shore

All jokes aside, this is pretty messed up. Like fuck, are we in Canada?

I'm actually surprised the UFC didn't do anything.
Joe Rogan immediately mocked him in front of everyone watching

so at least there was that.

I think the UFC should fire him

Maybe he should take President Obama sensitivity classes and donate to Obama crises centres

For all the hate he gets I don’t think he deserves it, fighters are constantly making stupid jokes or statements yet he’s getting the most hate. His style isn’t great but betting on him to win makes his fights more enjoyable.

Well

he did say he wanted to mutilate Obama’s stomach on live tv. Not the smartest thing to do.

He also said in some interview afterwards (middleeasy?) that he wants to fight him, take him down and submit him with a painful submission, like a kimura or armbar and rip his arm off. Roughly that’s what he said.

whats scary is if Bush was still President and he said it about him there would be no problem

You really believe that?

Dixie Chicks are wondering what planet you live on.

Volkmann own's this thread.

We’re all his puppets and he is our puppet master.

Volkmann in ’12. Just so we can spend the next four years being uncomfortable every time someone puts a mic in front of him.

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This looks like some BDSM waiting to happen

I may have some type of sickness

Because this oddly makes me horny…

It’s called a fetish

Nothing wrong with that.

The actual episode creeped me the fuck out.

yeah, especially the opening

it was creepy as hell, but also sorta beautiful

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pcfz3zt2DDo

the big winners? those high school kids. they get LESS of this twat. we unfortunately get more of this tool because as fael proved, the world loves tools. now volkmann has more time to sign up as more pretend forum writers and defend his dumbshit actions and make more kindergarten political references.

thanks for stoppin by.
bah.

he’s probably a good wrestling coach who tells shitty jokes and has poor judgment regarding humor. but thanks for stopping by!

His joke

I can’t even remember what it was exactly… he coined some new term for having a glass window inserted into the bellybutton area so Obama, since his head is up his ass, could still see out or something, right?

It was not only unfunny, his delivery was horrible.

Then he was angry at Rogan for not laughing at his joke

Read the article.. the quote is right under the tweet

What?

You think I am gonna break my “headlines only” streak for this? I say thee nay!

Your choice, bro. Just trying to help you out!

He is an idiot. He wanted to get attention - He got it

I said in the live thread that night that it probably isn’t a good thing to get on a mic and talk about how he wants to cut the presidents stomach open. If it was at least funny then maybe I’d have more sympathy.

He's unlikeable, awkward, boring and uncharismatic

and his fights are sleep-inducing

There is no upside with this guy

I told that joke the other day at my gun club meeting and one guy almost choked on his tobaccy he laughed so hard. Heeeeelarious. I said, “You been volkmannized, son!” and he spit his chaw half way crosst the room!

And then he told you have a "purty mouth"?
Kids need to learn ...

… to follow the rules.

They’ll need to know that in college, in the military, in the workplace, etc.

Question the rules, argue about the rules, whatever. But if you don’t follow them, there are consequences. If the school doesn’t set an example with Volkmann, what are they supposed to learn?

I’m sorry — this post wasn’t funny. But neither is Volkmann. Really, when you get right down it, his complaint is about how Obamacare affects his chiropractor business. As if Obama sat down and said, “You know, insuring everyone would be nice. But that’s my second priority. What I really want to do with this landmark legislation — my very first priority as president — is to screw the chiropractors.”

So three cheers for Volkmann. He’s the Rosa Parks of … his own take on how insurers should handle his business.

This is unbelievable.

Political comentary or political satire is a key part of American politics. He basically said the president has his head up his ass. So What? I voted for Obama and will do so again even though I think he is a mediocre president, But expressing your political opinion OUTSIDE of your job should not be punishable. IF he was doing this to his students at school thats one thing. But you cant punish someone for some political opinion they said outside of work.

It would be like if your job fired you for registering for a member of a different political party than your boss. Or if you got disciplined at work for donating to a political campaign your boss doesn’t like. Thats illegal and un-American.

Dude agreed to the rules, he pays the price for breaking them.

So expressing your political opinion can be against “the rules” in the United States now? What country are we in?

you can express your opinion without saying the President has his head up his ass. Especially if you work at a school and have a very large public platform.

Yes you can, but if you are not saying anything illegal how is it okay for the empolyer to regulate your political speech. What if he ended a sentence with a preposition in his political speech, could the reprimand him for that too? Political speech in an offensive manner is still political speech.

if he was an english teacher i’m sure they would.

He isn’t, he’s a wrestling coach who said he would stop making public, moronic comments about the President, he didn’t.

What is moronic about saying the President has his head up his ass? Its a common figure of speech.

It’s a pretty silly figure of speech, especially for someone who works at a school, especially who has already been told, and agreed to stop making ridiculous, public, comments.

And if you dont think every politician in Washington DC has their heads up their asses, then you dont live in the real world.

they probably do, doesn’t mean a teacher is going to get away with saying it on TV.

I’m a journalist. I can’t have yard signs or bumper stickers endorsing candidates. Part of the job.

And when your first attempt at political commentary draws Secret Service attention, your employer has every right to say, “Hey, knock it off.”

Hell yes it can, if your employer says you can’t and you agree to it.

That part depends on the state. Some states have different rules and laws. I know in Illinois, Chicago, specifically, certain unions won’t let you have political bumper stickers except for the ones they endorse. I was told about that during the 2004 campaign. You could only endorse candidate A, and cover your hardhat with that particular sticker, but not candidate b. You would be reprimanded and or sent off the job. But hey, no politics on here, unless you support candidate A, and saying anything about candidate b will get you reprimanded and or sent odd the site.

Unions arn't employers.

I come from a non union part of the country, and my wife just explained THAT to me. DAMN, I am having a rough day. But, learning is FUN!

Sorry, bakuto, sometimes I just don’t understand certain things and need explanation. I would never work for a union, personally, but hey, today is my dumbass day, we all have them.

Wasnt trying to be an ass about it. But I’m pretty sure the laws are different. I just cant believe the number of people on here thinking it is okay for an employer to punish an employee for a political opinion.

No offense taken, call me out anytime I’m wrong on here! Better to be corrected and then be able to be right later on than to keep being wrong and continually looking stupid! No hate here, nothing but love…

political opinion != talking about wanting to mutilate the president’s stomach as well as breaking his limbs

That part depends on the state. Some states have different rules and laws. I know in Illinois, Chicago, specifically, certain unions won’t let you have political bumper stickers except for the ones they endorse. I was told about that during the 2004 campaign. You could only endorse candidate A, and cover your hardhat with that particular sticker, but not candidate b. You would be reprimanded and or sent off the job. But hey, no politics on here, unless you support candidate A, and saying anything about candidate b will get you reprimanded.

Being wrong like me will make you look ill informed, right Irod? At least I’m big enough to say it.

"and will do so again even though I think he is a mediocre president"

You are what’s wrong with politics, muchacho

Mobile rec for truth on here!

this

I will not discuss my specific political beliefs, as it will add nothing to the conversation and is against the rules of BE, but if you are going to vote, please make an effort to educate yourself, and vote for someone you truly feel will do the best job. If no candidate is going to do a good job in your opinion, then write in a vote. But please, do not vote for a candidate in any election just because they have a tie you like, they are in the party that your parents, grandparents and great grandparents voted for, or “sound like they are smart”, or the many other ridiculous reasons I have heard from people across the entire political spectrum. Put in some effort to do your civic duty to be an INFORMED voter. If you do not have the time to do so, or are unwilling to do so, then leave the voting up to others. Also, please abstain from making bad jokes about politics in post-fight speeches, regardless of if you are conservative, liberal, Republican, Democrat, communist, fascist, Labour or Torrie, or Green Party. (I forget all of the Canadian Parties. Haven’t seen CTV, CityTV, or CBC since I have left WNY.)

funny how he told Karyn Bryant in one of his last post-fight interviews that he was instructed not to mention the name of the school he coaches for. oh well.

I heard the post fight interview.

There was no joke.

the bad thing is

that the guy was not funny at all.. so the question is… was he supposed to be?
With a FOX deal and stuff its a wonder he is not sacked right from the UFC indeed.

He should have been banned from high school wrestling coaching or any field involving children for looking way too much like a creepy child molester

"-ectomy" means removel, so they would be removing a piece of glass, not inserting one.

Isn’t he supposed to be a doctor?

Chiropractor

Someone who can cure cancer by making back adjustments. So, no.

Which basically gets to the heart of the matter — Volkmann’s upset that whoever wrote the part of the massive legislation (which was certainly not Obama himself) dealing with chiropractors doesn’t seem to view chiropractors the way Volkmann wants.

in my country which is democratic

its not allowed to make jokes on the height (smallness) of our president . There was a documentary which many says was made up in Russia with some criminals and the reporter has jokingly asked one man for how much he would kill the president of Hungary- it has become a big big scandal :)

This is what you get when a runaway legal system scares everyone into silence because you might get sued crosses with normal, non-political guys cracking jokes.
- Nobody gets better off of his leave.
- The kids end up worse.
- Obama doesn’t even know who Jacob Volkmann is. If he did he would not care about the joke. Having jokes made about you comes with being human. Having jokes made about you on TV comes with being the president.

But no, lets all pretend we hate jokes. Let’s all pretend we have some sort of hollywood-fictional high morality instead. Let’s pretend Obama never said ‘I said not now mom, I’m in the goddamned can!’

The first time he did it he was told by the school not to make remarks like that again, he did it anyway and got punished by the school for it. If you shit on your desk and your boss tell you not to shit on your desk, are you gonna shit on your desk again because this is America?

+1

he had to of atleast had an idea that there would be backlash, but any pr is good pr to some ppl

He was put on paid administrative leave by the school and was allowed back a week later after agreeing to abide by certain rules in the future.

So… Nothing happened?

He didn’t work for a week and still got paid

He just got some free holiday and people are moaning

That was the first time he did it, sometime last year. Now it’s a new situation.

When are white people going to catch a break?

I don’t think people realize how tough it is to be a white male living in America in 2011.

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