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Strikeforce: Rockhold vs. Jardine - Live Results and Play-By-Play for Showtime Extreme Undercard

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As with every major show, Bloody Elbow will be here to bring you live results, play by play and commentary for Strikeforce: Rockhold vs. Jardine. Our live coverage will start with the Showtime Extreme coverage of the undercard fights at 8 p.m. ET and continue through the main card on Showtime starting at 10 p.m. ET. so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.

This post will cover live results and thoughts for the undercard on Showtime Extreme.

Four fights are planned for the undercard broadcast including a welterweight bout between Nah-Shon Burrell taking on James Terry. Gian Villante squares off with Trevor Smith in a light heavyweight bout. Rounding out the undercard is a lightweight fight between Ricky Legere and Chris Spang as well as a 160 pound bout between Estevan Payan and Alonzo Martinez.

Make sure to come back during the event and share your thoughts as the event goes down.

Our main card coverage can be read here.

The broadcast has kicked off.

Estevan Payan vs. Alonzo Martinez - Round 1 - Martinez with a few low kicks and a knee that gets in to the body. Both men landing hard shots now. Martinez is landing really hard here for all the talking the Strikeforce announcers did about Payan dominating great fighters in the gym. Payan is starting to settle down and calm down with the wild punches and with technique comes success as he's starting to land. Payan took over in the later part of the round with straighter punches and less looping attempts to connect with a "bomb." 10-9 Payan after a rocky open.

Round 2 - A little more measured here early and now Payan with a great 1-2 combo that shoots the mouthpiece out of Martinez's mouth. Martinez is getting picked apart here. Payan's jab and straight right are landing with regularity. Jab lands and twists the head of Martinez. A big knee got in there for Payan also that round. 10-9 Payan.

Round 3 - Martinez is coming out hard trying to make something happen with leg kicks in this round. Left hook by Payan gets in and a body shot as well. Martinez goes to the body with a punch and a kick also. Big uppercut by Payan. Another right uppercut gets in. Payan is back to tagging Martinez after the opening minute. Martinez with two badly telegraphed takedown attempts and Payan just throws him off with ease. Great right uppercut to the body and a right hand to the head. 10-9 Payan for the sweep on my card.

Official Scorecards: 30-27 across all three scorecards. Estevan Payan wins by unanimous decision.

Ricky Legere vs. Chris Spang - Legere coming forward while Spang circles. Legere with a big takedown early. Spang tries for an armbar but Legere defends well. A few punches and a short elbow by Legere from on top. Legere passes to side control. Spang is eventually able to get to his feet and he lands a kick to the head so Legere pushes him into the cage. Spang jumps to pull guard with a guillotine and Legere almost tapped but the round ends. 10-9 Legere.

Round 2 - Spang opens up with a nice flurry and then a big knee but Legere uses it to get the takedown. Legere with some elbows and a hammerfist. Brief scramble but Legere remains on top in Spang's full guard. The referee stands them up and Spang lands a right hand. Spang with a spinning backfist that Legere ducks under and tries for the takedown. Spang defending but Legere pushes him into the cage, picks him up and takes him down. 10-9 Legere.

Round 3 - Right hand by Spang lands solid. Head kick is blocked by Legere. Big right by Spang. Spang with ill-advised kicks and he gets taken back down. Nothing much happens, they're stood up and Legere takes him back down. Spang gets back to his feet, lands a combo and Legere crumbles. Spang tries for a rear naked choke and Legere survives, gets on top and flurries as the fight ends. 10-9 Legere.

Official scorecards: 29-28 across the board, all for Ricky Legere.

Trevor Smith vs. Gian Villante - Round 1 - Villante ends up on top quickly, Smith gets up and eats a knee for his troubles. Smith with a kick to the body. Villante with a nice left hook. A few more shots by Villante as Smith tries to get his leg, Villante keeps landing hammerfists while Smith doesn't do anything so referee Kim Winslow calls an end to it. Gian Villante wins by TKO (punches), 1:05 of Round 1.

Nah-Shon Burrell vs. James Terry - Round 1 - Burrell with an overhand right and then Terry lands a low blow. Terry looks for a takedown after they trade on the feet for a bit. Terry manages to get the takedown. Terry tries to work a bit but Burrell stands up. Terry gets a single leg now and gets into full mount. Burrell just sits up and stand up...when mounted. A huge show of strength there. Terry tries to take the back off a takedown attempt. Terry with another takedown and he's winning this just through takedowns with nothing else. 10-9 Terry

Round 2 - Head kick by Terry is blocked. Uppercut and a left hand by Burrell. Big right hand by Terry really buzzed Burrell. Burrell needs to do something different here because he's not winning on the feet now either. Hard leg kick by Terry and then a nice right hand counter. Terry with a right hand in return. Burrell finding some success of the counter now. Terry with another takedown with about half a minute left. 10-9 Terry.

Round 3 - Terry circling around an Burrell is trying to stalk him. Burrell landing very hard shots now and they clinch against the cage. Burrell with some more big shots when they separate. Burrell with a right hand and now an uppercut. Big knee now. Burrell tagging him and Terry is basically running away. Right hand by Burrell hurts Terry badly and Burrell can't really follow up. Terry with an uppercut. Terry now with a shot, looking for a takedown in the last 30 seconds. Burrell gives it up chasing a guillotine from bad position. 10-9 Burrell makes it 29-28 Terry on my card.

Official scorecards: 29-28 Terry, 29-28 Burrell, 29-28 Burrell. Nah-Shon Burrell wins by split decision. ...wow

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Any undecard broadcast?

Hdnet?

Online FB?

Showtime Extreme. If you’re a Showtime subscriber (or are getting the Showtime free preview weekend) you have access to it.

NICE!!! FREE WEEKEND!
There are some good streams available online.

Dana tweeted Showtime was free tonight. If I had cable…

pretty sure its on the Showtime extreme, comes up as ShoEx on dishnet for me.

Let’s do this folks.

I’m handling results and play by play at Gals Guide. Going to try to talk to you guys. Should be fun.

If Jardine wins this tonight, I'll just die.

Poor Rockhold will be forever damned by losing to a so-called UFC washout.

it buries everyone who competed in the division after shields vacated the belt

Jardine always wins fights he shouldn’t.

that's so true

Ah, those braces..

Block rocking beats!

Is everyone in the other post or what?

I know I’m here.

Me as well.

I'm here until the undercard's over.

Usually, I go where the updates are.

Party of Pain!!!!!
they get rid of the entrance?
Jonathan goulet hair!!!
Shot in the head!
He's lucky it wasn't a larger bullet.

Would have spared us the hair.

Shit I don't get Sho Ex in HD

Oh well. It’s better than no undercard at all.

No Sho on dish network fml

fixed

I got Dish and am watching now

Showtime doesnt even come up on the guide

Anyone feel a sudden need to play checkers?

Ugh, why do people think wing tattoos on the back look cool?
Cause they can't see em
I got with this ridiculously hot chick who had them.

They suited her.

Shit, the US has troops in 175 countries? Did he just say that?

“Over 150” according to wikipedia. Great.

Does that include Marine embassy guards if no other troops are in the country?
Not sure

Check yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_military_deployments

The military of the United States is deployed in more than 150 countries around the world, with more than 205,118 of its 1,425,113 active-duty personnel serving outside the United States and its territories. Most of these overseas personnel are deployed in combat zones in the Middle east, as part of the War on Terror. Many of the remainder are located at installations activated during the Cold War, by which the US government sought to counter the Soviet Union in the aftermath of World War II.

U.S. personnel are seeing active combat in Afghanistan. Others are deployed as part of several peacekeeping missions, military attachés, or are part of embassy and consulate security.

The following are countries, listed by region, in which U.S. military personnel are deployed. The most current numbers are based on United States Department of Defense statistics from September 2011.1 These numbers do not include any military or civilian contractors, nor dependents. Countries with fewer than 50 U.S. personnel deployed are omitted.
Countries with fewer than 50 U.S. personnel deployed are omitted.

mother of christ. It’s a global empire.

Sure is! Let’s see how long it lasts, ha ha!

Also, fuck the hair guy. Douche.

Ugh not Kim Winslow..

Have they tested her for steroids?

Worst hair ever.
In

Flynn

Man, you can hear every connection.

This sounds sick!

Payan has good hands.

Mauro keeps forgetting to call the action. Hate that awkward silence.

It's better than main card mauro, who wont stfu...
Hands low, throw wild overhand rights.

Boxing!

finally some mma again

feels like last manpunching was last year!

THIS FUCKING VIOLENCE

10-8 Payan

Whoa!

Slow your roll there buddy!

Ok ok.. The bad tattoos may make it 10-9 instead.

Now you’re being reasonable.

10-9 Payan

Good fight

Payan looks fucking brutal. Liking this guy.

And apparently Payan is a short notice replacement!?

No, James Terry is the last minute replacement

And he’s fighting at 170 instead of 155 where he usually fights at.

Doosh hair looks like an amateur out there against Pie-man.

Wow. Fucking AMAZING boxing for MMA. Loving the jab and lead left-hook. Damn, damn, damn!

It helps that you can really hear those hits due to the absence of a crowd.

So, where's my props for saying we WERE going to beat Clemson!?

Dude, we brutalized them. So good.

The ACC is so bad, dude.

Hysterically bad. Most overrated league ever.

Martinez is getting a real beating.
This dude has a Roy Nelson chin.
Nebraska state champ wrestling don't mean SHIT
Does Martinez even have a corner? Payan's is dominating the sound scape.

And offering great advice.

The venue seems empty, I’ve heard more noise at a TUF exhibition fight

Probably more people there than at the SF prelims.

We need Bolo Yeung to go into the cage after and say

But Martinez no hit back

Easy clean sweep

God, BEAUTIFUL boxing. At least for MMA.

He and Tony Ferguson both have some really nice boxing.

I enjoy some El Cucuy boxing.

I am very pleased to see really good boxing technique in MMA.

Very nice, being able to hear the strikes land. Nice when it’s two guys who only want to bang.

If you have Showtime Extreme

Isn’t it highly unlikely to not have Showtime as well?

I'd say 100% unlikely
I can't imagine

Showtime having any package that doesn’t include regular Showtime

These polls are so pointless.
Manager of UFC gym?

He better be good!

He's the Bad Boy of Inland Empire, foolio.

Of course he’s good.

Uber Figureskating Cyborgs?
"Skateboarding made me tough."

Kicking 2400lb bulls in the nuts and then headbutting them when they charged me made me tough.

Well, at least it's not Da Kizz
WAR Chris the Kiss!

Sweden represent!

"I'm sexy and I know it."

Just like Nils Widlund at Dynamite.

Spang is gon’ kill him

nevermind the "kill" thing

I still will take him to win though.

Who is this fat can ref?
I want Spang to lose now just because of his song choice.

I could give a fuck if the Reem was in the video for it.

The rooster came out fast.

Every time I feel compelled to bitch about Mauro I’m going to take a shot of vodka.

Should we call the ambulance now? Or give it 10 more min?

Have 911 on speed dial

Alcohol poisoning is a bitch

Which means we should call an ambulance over to your location

By the time the main cars starts.

Damn beaten lol
I'm an EMT

I'll help him.

Possibly the best use of the night for the sarcasm font.

I’ll be fine, I only have a liter.

Not about the amount

It’s about how quickly you take it.

Or how you take it

I would not recommend injecting it into your neck, for example.

My sister in law snorted tequila once

and lives in a cabin in kentucky

That sounds like something someone from Kentucky would do.

I caught it out of the corner of my eye just before i took the childs bike off of the home made ramp attempting to clear the burning mattress

Hahaha!

that all really happened
in kentucky
It really does make a lot of sense

From knowing some people from Kentucky, that sounds like an average Friday night.

i was there for ten years....that was a tueasday
Wild and Wonderful Kentucky

So that was a shot there.

I am loving Pat getting sassy with his job though.

I know I couldn’t last 5 minutes with Mauro, so I can’t blame him.

I choose to take your comment out of context. You’re freaky.

On his bbBACK
HE WAS GOING TO TAP

:: Just as his head is popping out ::

Are you a mind reader, Jonathan?
Stop doing stupid shit, Spang

Stay on your damn feet

I want Legere to lose just for his fucking hair.

Is it much worse than Spang's product uped hair?
Not everyone can have natural, gorgeous hair like Rockhold, my friend.
Not everyone can have a natural, red mohawk like a woodpecker, my friend.
Haha.

Well played my friend

And for him being boring as fuck

Good Fitch impression.

Hopefully Spang can do a good Johny Hendricks impression.
It's a bit too late for that

Looks like he’s doing a Thiago Alves impression.

Just hope he does any impression that can knock this guy out.

He keeps just doing retarded things, though, so I don’t think it’ll happen.

Bad Fitch impression.

Fitch woulda never risked a slam like that. He might strain himself.

Will it really behoove him, MAURO?
Stop doing such STUPID SHIT Spang!

Mauro says “stanza” instead of round too often

Way too often

Mauro opens his mouth too often

My mom is watching this. New fan, started with WEC.

Her: “Who the fuck are these morons and why do they not stop talking ever?”

What’s your mom doing Friday night?

Bappity boopie?

Bopity peppy!

That’s wrestling

That’s wrestling right there

That’s some good wrestling

wrestlewrestlewrestlewrestle

wrasslewrasslewrassle

fitchfitchfitch
Wrestle! Wrestle! Wrestle!
WRESUWRESUWRESU

MUDA MUDA MUDA WRRRYYYYYYYYY

desudesudesu

wat

JUST BAWX, BABY!
That sounds like Christopher Walken in his corner!
No, it sounds like Don Cheadle doing a bad pimp impression.

It was an inside trip, but whatever

TD Defense Skill: 0. Chance of Winning Fight: 1%
No takedown defense coupled with a very low fight IQ = losing to a guy with an ugly pink/red mohawk.
booooooooooooo

Such an epic fight!

epic?

Jeez that word’s lost it’s luster. I hereby sentence you to 5 hours of listening to The Eagles “Long Run” album on repeat.

Legere deserves the win. But Strikeforce undercards aren’t the place where safe takedown/top control games make your career

A bit late, but Mauro needs to stop calling EVERYTHING an Uchi Mata

Mo doesn’t know the difference between an Uchi Mata, an O Goroshi, and an Ah! Megami-sama.

Why didn't Legere come out to

Alice in Chain’s “Rooster”?

Here comes the Rooster

and he aint gonna die

He also ain't gonna finish

Wow Spang is like Gustafsson pre-Davis loss in a lot of ways.

Gustafsson was never this cage-retarded.
How do you train with Drysdale

And “attempt” a RNC like that :’(

Dryasdale is just going to snap his arm in training as punishment.
Too little too late.
That was a little weird.
god dammit
sup fellas

how were the first two fights?

Nothing to write home about.

First one was fun

This one was fucking horrible.

This

Liked that last minute or so.

The RNC looked almost like a bit of a neck crank or something.
would you say that the last minute was....

epic?

Bearded mayhem with no dyed hair?

Whoa…

Fitch with Jorgensen hair.
Calm down, Mr. Blackwell.
crisis beard
I guess Spang had Bisping in his corner.
"Yeahhhhh here cooomes the Douche-ster...."

Not interested in seeing this douche-haired mini-Fitch again

LOL @ non-Mauler Swedes.

YOU ASS!

SHUT UP!

You turn into such a diva when you're hungry.

Here you go:

Actually, I just chugged down half a liter of yogurt to ease my hunger. It’s 03:09 here so it’s too late for burgers. The yogurt was okay but it had large chunks of berries in it, which I don’t like. I want it smooth.. just put it in my mouth baby!

I can't even be in the same room as someone who's eating yogurt.

I have a crazy intense aversion to it.

Why?

Story goes I ate too much when I was very young.

Haven’t been able to even stand the smell since.

Ah, well as long as you weren’t force-fed it and then fucked in the mouth I guess.

I call that Wednesday.

That fight was pretty terrible
that was kind of like Sonnen vs. Marquardt except Sonnen did more GnP
Over under on when Villante gases: 3 minutes
The whole fight won't last that long...
I am going under, for the record.
We might both be right then
This fight should provide an action infusion to the card.
I'm hoping Villante finally puts it all together

Keys to victory against Gian VIllante
- Mutton Chops
- Brawlin’

A can of 5-hour Energy
Hot sauce? Really?
"Hot Sauce sprawls ALL OVER Villante!"
oh yeah I remember hot sauce now.. he wasn't too impressive last time I saw him IIRC

the fist guy won the walk out battle

first*
You could say Villante is "The Fist Guy", too.

That would be a great nickname.

no idea who these guys are but i like it

Wrestled under Cael Sanderson?

I pick him.

There's about as many people there as what I had in my living for Overeem vs. Lesnar last weekend
I like it

when Kim Winslow does that coke-snorting thing to open up a fight. Anybody know what’s up with that?

She used to be an addict, before she found christ and became a MMA referee. So it’s an homage to her old junkie friends

Refereeing > 12 step programs/Slam poetry
it's her version of the Yamasaki hand-heart.

She’s communicating with her coital associate which is endearing and deeply, deeply horrifying.

GAH he said coital associate

I’m going to have nightmares, thanks.

at the bar last night...

we were trying to come up with more uncomfortable euphemisms for couples than “partners.” I came up with coital associates™.

lol

he tried harder for the takedown once the fight had stopped

horrible reffing

Takes shots to the back of the head and then stopped?

Looked like shenwas stopping the back of the heaad shots, not the fight...ohmwell.
Eat your heart out Vitor!!!
That is why you don't have a 13 pound ref.
Strange stoppage

But good to see Villante looking good. Awesome strength to just hold his leg.

if you ever think Kim Winslow is guilty for stopping a fight too early

Slap yourself.

why?

because Cyborg vs Cuddles

whos cuddles? Finney?

Villante beat the piss out of Hot Sauce
Is that chris weidman?
With villante, that is...
yeah

teammates.

Say what you will about Serra's weight, but he seems to be a great coach.

Not a fan of that stoppage..

GOD DAT HAIR

SWOON

So much stupid, Heidi Androl…

I don't suppose they've addressed the whole Cyborg thing on air, eh?
They won't

Consider it swept under the rug

Just like the rest of the 145 division, I guess

Gonna get retconned Stalin style

crack team of photo editors removing her from all strikeforce official images and videos

I forgot about this. Miss anything awesome yet?

Payan had great boxing in his win. Villante looked good in his win.

Second fight with the douche hair and the stupid Swede was terrible.

You missed Kim Winslow being not awesome.
Ugh. I consider any time I miss seeing her a success.

Unfortunately, I can’t ever criticize her abilities as a ref because then I’m sexist.

I'll be sexist

She fucking sucks as a ref

I don't understand the point of Heidi Androl

oh my god they put boxers in the virtual realityspace

Victor Ortiz is such a goober

Can’t stand to hear him talk.

maybe it's something inherent to having the last name Ortiz.
This Kim Winslow hate has to stop.

She’s a better ref than given credit for and smoking hot. I’ll not abide another slanderous syllable against her and her strangely endearing overbite, you misogynistic pigs!

Does she still touch her damn nose before every fight? Stupid gimmicks like that are enough for me to hate you.
Just signalling her coke dealer...
I never thought of this. She is awfully skinny, and has some erratic decision-making in the cage...

You, sir, may be on to something.

She’s a weird combination of boobs and excellent arms for defense in the NBA.

She could also probably beat the shit out of Tyson Griffin.

That’s a plus if I ever thought of one.

she looks like the next step in the evolution of human arms...

from Sean Sherk.

OK

That’s fucking hysterical and made me spit out my drink

Kim's hair turns me erect
how dare you!

you’re the biggest offender! you and BV.

she sucks

in all seriousness...

I totally disagree. I think that she commands the cage very well and I can’t think of a single thing that she’s done that’s driven me crazy like the Yamasaki brothers Flying Standup Circus and everything that Maz does. Can you think of a fight that she’s done something terrible?

She let that one girl get brutalized by Cyborg...

That’s probably the most famous one.

didn't realize that was my Kimmy.

Yeah, that was awful. But you know, that’s what WMMA is for: practice for refs and judges. Thank god she hasn’t done anything like that in real fights!

LOL.

Shotokanman, is that you, you sexist bastard?

The Cyborg vs Jan Finney fight was pretty terrible, but a part of that was horrible matchmaking and Finney just kept getting up.

apart from that last fight? The cyborg/finney (i think) fight she let go on for ages. TBH my dislike stems from the fact that if someone is getting wailed on she isn’t gonna be able to throw a big strong man off another one or throw herself in between them

You rarely see finishes where that type of intervention is needed- and refs can really eliminate those kinds of stoppages by just being on top of shit and in good position.

And back in the days of the WEC she was timid to stop fights...

She’d halfheartedly get in between them to try to declare the finish, and people took extra shots as a result. I want a referee like Mirgliotta who can control a situation in the event of a Daley-Kos situation.

she's gotten better since then.
Me and my buddy were just talking about how this chick was hot...

Yeardley Smith – Maximum Overdrive. You’re welcome.

I wish his name was "Nah Son"
wow, last prelim fight already.

please tell me his nickname isnt intensity

lol his nickname is "intensity"
Kim Winslow is the WNBA of reffing

Supposedly good fundamentals, but really… not.

Cung le product, is the intensity, joe

Herb here to save the day

His key to his key.

Crowd cheering for Herb Dean

James Terry is well good at applying is fist to people’s faces

Cung Le’s nose looks better

war nah-shon

Best name in MMA since Maximo Blanco

Kinda new to the community/commenting

What does it mean to unmark a comment?

They start off yellow as new comments, you can mark them a variety of different ways to indicate they’ve been read to navigate through the comment section easier. I use Z to scroll through. It’s amazing.

It’s for easy comment reading. Press Z to go to the next comment. It’s rad.

I wish I had the sense to ask this question when I first started

Cool. This may be stupid, but what does Shift + A do?

Marks all the comments as read rather than scrolling through them with Z

marks all comments as read

Useful if you come late to a thread and don’t wanna read them comments already on it like I did tonight

I had no idea that existed
also you can press R on a highlighted comment to open a reply box
What in the fuck? Seriously? I really need to read this list.
I always used to refresh to grey out the yellows

That is highly useful

thats awesome. I used it to reply to this

It's in plain view, but everyone misses it. I went a damn year here before I found out.
How?

I was so excited about all the new-fangled features registering gave me. Tried them all instantly!

Cool. Starting to get the hang of it a little better. I'm a straight tard with computers.
same

It was really annoying when on a live thread I would bd reading a comment then it would fly back up to a marked one

Inappropriate

“He must salivate working with a kid like this.”

Is Hermes Franca in the building?
I was thinking due to him talking about a kid from PA.
let's stop talking about penn state already

I’m just kidding, we like to have fun here.

What an escape from mount.

Holy shit

herb is on dope if he stands them up from a back mount...
Didn't he just do that in the last UFC event?

I want Rosenthal, dammit.

nah shon will lose...

all the guy i picked have lost so far, i picked him too, poor guy. James Terry is really wrestling up a storm here

Will Nah-Shon win?

Nah son

I think Terry will gas at this rate

It’s a short notice fight for him

yup

Terry is officially gassed

come on herb

You gotta keep EM separated

after all

this is EXTREME

I am gonna teach takedown defense.

Someone has to teach non wrestlers how not to look like punks.

Terry is going to own Burrell. Damn.

Terry is just a more complete fighter so deal with it okay

Deal with it

:: Sunglasses on ::

Howdy gents. Been busy fighting with my dish about getting Showtime. And/or kicking various household appliances.

Mmmmm, homemade chocolate strawberry smoothie.
Frank sounded really creepy there
and when doesn't he?
it's only the braces.

and a childhood filled with trauma. And Ken Shamrock: stepbrother.

No, you don’t.

Burrell, you were supposed to starch this dude!

Terry slowing down, volume of strikes lowering and looks like he’s just going for occasional hard punches now… 3rd round should be interesting

WAR SPILLED BAG OF ICE TWITTER ACCOUNT

Mauro vs.The Ice Spill

Damn

Someone on the Lions just mid-air body slammed a Saint in the end-zone

Broke up a touchdown pass, too
play offs?

whos winning?

14-7 Lions so far. 16 seconds left in the 2nd

havent watched nfl at all this season. Hows the Ravens doing?

The Ravens were weird this year

Looked great some games, God-awful other games.

I hereby pledged my allegiance

I can't believe they still have Flacco.
Shiiiiiit I'm forgetting everything tonight!
Was a sick-ass play. He basically choke slammed Colston mid-air onto the turf

Looked like hit hurt a lot, but Colston was a boss and got up.

I'm tired of all the new rules they've implemented to protect everyone.
The mid-air choke slam is apparently still legal
round 3

lets see if we can get a 10-8 and have a sweet draw

Not at the pace Nah-Shon’s working at.

Spoke too soon

the $4000 win bonus question

who is more gassed out at this point?

The technical guy is more gassed.

The explosive guy still has something left.

Terry, methinks.

Lions-Saints update:

14-10 Lions; first half over

playoffs

doing a FF playoffs draft w/ the mates as we speak, kinda funny someone accidentally took Cedric Benson

I thought the Saints would run away with it.

They’d won like 8 in a row to close the season. Lions are only in because Jay Cutler got injured and the Bears imploded.

holy shit terry has a good chin on him

Terry is Starnesing his way into a draw...
draw incoming
Calling it:

Split dec. for Terry

Calling it: I will recieve a shot at Rockhold's title with six more months of muay thai training.
Calling it:

I’m gonna bang Kim Winslow.

The lack of use of sarcasm font means you have to do it now, bro.

you say that like it’s a bad thing….

She would whip her hair back and forth on top of you, son.
excuse me while I change my underwear.
poops

That kind of looks like Kim with short hair.

you just can’t see the ponytail cus its neatly tied up behind her

JDH wants to pull that tail so bad.
You should get on that, before her modeling career takes off...
true

she’ll get all famous and leave me for Pauly Shore.

That's all you, money. Wouldn't tap that with my brother's dick and my best friend pushing.
What would you tap

with your brother’s dick and your best friend pushing? Hmm?

If you call me money again....

I’ll call your brother and best friend and pay you a visit in the night…

You left that open ended

Would you have his brother and best friend gang up on you in front of Kent to give him nightmares?

that's up to you and your imagination

like Choose Your Own Adventure books. Zork, FTW!

I don't know man

Just seemed like that was your angle there.

I really shouldn't be using my real name on the internet.
Spokeo-ing as we speak...
Frank: "This guy is borderline retarded, and I love it!"
Split decision???

HOW THE FUCK?

Urgh!

“Doesn’t know when to punch, but just punches! I love it!” -Frank

THE BLACK GUY WONNNN?

Holy shit.

Lolololol

How.

boom

collect $2000 win bonus and pass GO!

That is highway robbery
Explosive >>>> Technical
LOL!!!!

ROBBERY

BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck?

Terry won that shit.

Got a contender

for Robbery OTY early!!!

I've seen some stinkers, but this is worse than most/all of Garcia's SD wins.

That was a very good call. Tachi Palace, always unpredictable!

DREEEEE
DETOX

WTF

I don't even need Detox.

Just 2001

It’s just annoying how long its been delayed

Rip nate dogg
Pour one out for my dead homie

They talk better shit than Rogan about a questionable decision.

LOL King Mo looks like he thinks this chick has scabies!

He’s leaning away keeping distance.

The opposite of Rampage (who probably gave her scabies when he tried to motorboat her or something)
king mo

it would be sweet if he ends up on the opposite end of a highlight reel KO

from your mouth to the MMA gods ears

WAR DA MONSOON

did she just call him Kimo?

Swear I heard that too

She said Kimbo.
You know what they say...
Any chance we get a Psychoblack judo chop breakdown of how Nah Shon won that?

/slaps self for fade attempt

http://www.galsguidetomma.com/2012/1/7/2690547/strikeforce-rockhold-vs-jardine-play-by-play-results-and-discussion

Guys, you don’t have to stick around on Gals Guide, but just want some opinions on my commentary. This is my first time, so it’d be cool to know what you think.

You did great!

Richard Wade will find you
Deo can't touch this

Diplomatic immunity?

I was grandfathered into the sarcasm font

Being that I post on Amazin’ Avenue. It’s in my contract.

Deo's not the one you have to worry about
COME ALL MOTHERFUCKERS

Good stuff good stuff
You’re made for play by play

Needs more liquor.

Being 18 and living at home will stifle that.

living at home

This phrase makes me nostalgic.

sorry mountaineers, had to do it.

As long as you did it out of love, buddy.

I enjoyed the background information on Spang

“He’s… SWEDISH!”

boo 20 minute break

boo boo boooooo

football!

john madden. john madden. john madden.

Football!

BOOM!

Tough actin Tinactin!

This is random, but

where the hell can I find (at least a .gif) of the Fodor/Wilcox fight?!!!?

That Shameless show looks hot

the UK one is good

Is there a lot of naked chicks in it?

They use the same song as Skins and it looks like it is the same context (lots of fucking and hot chicks, but actual nudity since it’s on Showtime).

not as much as Skins but enough to satisfy

Emmy Rossum's tits.

Need I say more? I’ve seen every episode, and I have no clue what that show’s even about!

It's clearly just about Emmy Rossum's tits

Do all shows with a British origin just seem to work out for the good?

you mean the British versions or the US ones? Cus people here hate the US version of shameless and skins

I actually REALLY liked the US Skins

And I loved the British version. it got really good after the first two episodes. Fucking lame that MTV canceled it.

havent watched the US version but the UK one was great. Especially the first two seasons

caved to pressure from advertisers.

meanwhile, 16 and Pregnant 2 is coming out, so… yeah. America, Fuck Yeah!

I want to see the spin-off of that show.

17 and Suicidal.

That’s called Intervention.

There already exists a spin-off from “16 and Pregnant”.. it’s called “Teen Mom”. No joke.

I know. Fucking joke.

I <3 Tea (Sofia Black D’elia)

you mean the original British shows?

Or the US remakes? Cause the remakes have a terrible history… anyone remember Coupling?

Meant the US versions

But forgot about that one

after loving the UK version of the Office...

I was so resistant to the US version at first, especially when they were trying to copy the UK version line for line. Once they started finding their own voice, it got great. I’m stoked for the Take, with Tom Hardy.

this

Just started watching the US version The first season was annoying cus it was copying the UK one exactly but its surpassed it imo

It is. It's awsome.

It’s weird seeing her fucking knowing she was the little girl from “The Dat After Tomorrow” though

As long as she's hot and naked, man.

All that matters.

No objections here. She has a killer body and isn't shy about it
I am going to torrent the fuck out of that show
SOPA is all your fault.
Any show having Emmy Rossum naked is asking to be torrented.

I mean, Google Image Search is nice and all. But I need MOAR

If you want to look at attractive women without clothes on

There are better things to torrent

Just saying

I mean I get it maybe there’s some appeal to seeing celebrities naked because they’re celebrities and thus better than average people

but whatever

I just have a huge crush on Emmy

Interested in the story more

You are what has ruined porn.

I had to delete Pirates because I was more interested in the funny story than in the fucking.

Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge is a skinematic masterpiece.

I hate Don Cheadle but has anybody seen The Guard?

Why do you hate him?

He’s a damn good actor.

No one should try and fade Cheadle
I enjoyed him a lot in Hotel Rwanda.

Crash, Iron Man and Hotel for Dogs outweigh any good work he may have done

Why am I getting a movie and not the fights...?
Cause Showtime is out to get you
Because you're on the wrong channel.
Prelims were Showtime Extreme, not regular Showtime.
Jardine... A villain? Ooook.
OK. Fuck y'all guys

Switching threads.

KEY IN THE CAGE

Hair whip!

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