A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA Twitterverse
DOUBLE RAINBOW, WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?
" :) " -Dana White, wait. did Fedor lose again?
There's a ton of tweets after the jump, but first, don't forget to follow me on twitter: @antontabuena
Oh, and these guys are probably worth following as well: The Official BloodyElbow Twitter Account, Luke Thomas, Kid Nate, Brent Brookhouse, Leland Roling, Richard Wade, Chris Barton, Damon O, Scott Broussard, Tim Burke, Matt Bishop, Fraser Coffeen, Dallas Winston, KJ Gould, Matt Roth, Ben Thapa, Josh Nason.
RANDOM TWIDBITS
"Thinking of filling my bath tub full of chocolate milk and getting twenty boxes of cinnamon toast crunch and having a cereal party who's in" -Demetrious Johnson
"I like 2 thank all my tweeples! U fans add more excitement 2 fighting!" -Rashad Evans, I'm all for weird twitter words, but please don't use tweeples. Unless you really are thanking your twitter nipples.
"yooooooo who wants to see some ASIAN on ASIAN CRIME. battle for the king of ASIA!!! round 1 BEGIN!!! Nam Phan vs Tiequan Zhang" -Nam Phan
"Hey guys I need more gems on dragonvale! My gamecenter SN is rowdyronda - friend me and send me gems! I need to get an epic breeding island!" -Ronda Rousey
"Wonder who would win a fight between Big John Mc Carthy n Herb Dean? I've seen herb throw nasty head kicks in King of cage! #wondering" -Jeremy Stephens
"At the end of the day I'm just a man with an awesome haircut who gets paid to crush another mans hopes and dreams." -Miguel Torres
"After doing hot yoga I feel like kind of a wuss so I make sure to rehydrate by drinking from water hose outside. To even everything out" -Forrest Griffin
RONDA ROUSEY VS. PROELITE RING GIRL
"Thank you to @RondaRousey for teaching to me today." -Jennifer Swift
"We're sexy and we know it @RondaRousey" -Jennifer Swift
"Post sparring..." -Ronda Rousey, BloodyArmpits.com
TWICTURES
"Had to share his pic of me with the legend himself, @basruttenMMA!" -Laura Prepon, who's known for starring on 'That 70's Show'
"Just picked up my crackin new custom suit from @D2Kill in downtown ABQ" -Carlos Condit
TWIDEO
"Free fight - @JoshKoscheck vs. Yoshiyuki Yoshida http://www.ufc.com/media/UFN23-Koscheck-Yoshida-UFN-16-Full-Fight ... Free fight - Carlos Condit vs. Dong Hyun Kim at UFC 132 http://www.ufc.com/media/ufc-132-condit-kim " -UFC
"Fiiiiiiiiight Weeeeeeek!!!!! Diaz vs Condit. Check this out. Lol!" -Dana White
"Great to be back in Montreal and start training again with my gymnastics coach Pat Beauchamp!" -Georges St. Pierre
MOAR TWICTURES!
"Handstands in my workout keeping it interesting.." -Arianny Celeste
""@Richitar_Timis: @BrittneyPalmer girl beautiful and nice body"- lol booty booty booty" -Brittney Palmer
"Happy Hump Day!!! :* " -Natasha Wicks
"I found @clayguida" -Brittney Palmer, Guida looks much different with that beard.
"New shoot photo! What do you think?" -Brittney Palmer
0 recs | 93 comments
FTC investigation is over.
I’d tweet a smiley too
IRodC - February 1, 2012
thats what I figured as well
Our Bovine Public - February 1, 2012
Because we're all bitches
And we love smiley faces.
deliberately tuna - February 1, 2012
Or the FBI caught some h4x0rz
And now Dana is doing the happy pants dance.
menckenstein - February 1, 2012
They did
And he is 13.
Cage Potato
BKdroid - February 1, 2012
I didn’t think anyone picked him up though, he gave an anonymous interview. He’s an Australian kid.
Patrick Tenney - February 1, 2012
What will they try next?
Machiel Van - February 1, 2012
Don't like your job?
Go get a new one.
ChillMike - February 1, 2012
Because that right there is how easy it is.
Chill, mike.
bigstupidsmile - February 1, 2012
No one is forcing them to work there
ChillMike - February 1, 2012
Yea
it’s super easy…
Chris Barton - February 1, 2012
Snowden's next Bleacher Feature
menckenstein - February 1, 2012
....
Avap - February 1, 2012
Brittney Palmer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpDxHp7M3LQ&feature=related
RealIrish - February 1, 2012
Blocked
HuskerHammer - February 1, 2012
Bas has one long ass finger
VoodooSteve - February 1, 2012
Bas and long digit
I have always thot that…freakishly long and thin, I wonder how they didn’t break in his fighting days
parkerino - February 1, 2012 via mobile
Bas and long digit
I have always thot that…freakishly long and thin, I wonder how they didn’t break in his fighting days
parkerino - February 1, 2012 via mobile
If you call yourself sexy
I immediately downgrade you.
discoandherpes - February 1, 2012
I'm sure she's devastated.
drain - February 1, 2012
She is in the corner shedding tears on the cage mat. WAAAAAHHHH!!!!
But then again having someone named disc and herpes avoiding her could be good for her health.
dandeman - February 1, 2012
Check. Mate.
Krimson - February 1, 2012
Carlos looks like he bought a suit for Nick’s funeral.
castleeb - February 1, 2012
god I fucking hope so.
colortheworld - February 1, 2012
I don’t like his chances but when it’s fun for me to love Carlos and fun for me to hate Diaz, it’s pretty easy to see who I’m rooting for. That said, lotta respect for both fighters in the cage.
castleeb - February 1, 2012
guys guys
is
is there a horizontal line going through the @ signs
Pyrgz Krum - February 1, 2012
Mighty Mouse reveals the secrets of the Dolce Diet
UFC glory, here I come!
menckenstein - February 1, 2012
The secret to that diet is that Mike Dolce if you pay him enough stands next to you and slaps bad food out of your hands. Other than that everything in his “book” is essentially the paleo diet.
Patrick Tenney - February 1, 2012
He puts up goatse and tubgirl wallpaper in your kitchen/dining areas
And brings in his old veteran grandfather to talk about what he saw in the war.
menckenstein - February 1, 2012
So that's the trick to them quick weight cuts. The great purging.
NickRingp4pGOAT - February 1, 2012
waiting for someone, anyone
to acknowledge that brtittany is really kind of busted.
gspmademegay - February 1, 2012
busted?
THEFILMGUY - February 1, 2012
Go sit in the corner.
Patrick Tenney - February 1, 2012
me?
THEFILMGUY - February 1, 2012
No not you, you can stay. I speak to the one who is saying she’s “kind of busted”, that’s not an acceptable opinion.
Patrick Tenney - February 1, 2012
She's no Michael Bisping
menckenstein - February 1, 2012
She's no GSP
Charles Awad - February 1, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4
Elitex10x - February 1, 2012
We have a different definition of “busted”
DayGeaux - February 1, 2012
The fuck?
Charles Awad - February 1, 2012
Are you fucking high?
Redconsensus - February 1, 2012
obligatory
brad23 - February 1, 2012
Coming from a gay
that means nothing.
RolloTomasi - February 1, 2012
Don't you mean busty?
WARistotle - February 3, 2012
saw the pic of palmers bum and i was all
THEFILMGUY - February 1, 2012
They made you fat and annoying?
Broseidon - February 1, 2012
made me laugh!
drain - February 1, 2012
Gi tops and yoga pants on hot women? I’m completely ok with this.
Also yes to Nam vs. Zhang
Patrick Tenney - February 1, 2012
A Vietnamese versus a Chinese fighting in Japan
hmmm..
Elitex10x - February 1, 2012
Would be awesome.
Patrick Tenney - February 1, 2012
topless would be waaay more practical.
drain - February 1, 2012
I'm getting tired of the
lame postings of the attention whores, er, Ring Girls
SteamboatWillie - February 1, 2012
Everything on twitter = attention whoring. They’re at least attractive while doing it.
Patrick Tenney - February 1, 2012
So...
…you don’t believe that handstands keep workouts interesting?
INGO B - February 1, 2012
If she handstanded through those windows, that’d be interesting.
sexysassytravismmafan - February 1, 2012
lol.
Patrick Tenney - February 1, 2012
be careful!
There are many members whose neckbeards will get ruffled if you voice this type of opinion. Trust me bro I’ve made bongs with less.
..wut
nicey - February 1, 2012
This needs to be said more often just because
Krimson - February 1, 2012
Bong form is a Troll doll's ultimate destiny
Put the bic pen casing in the butt for added highlariousness.
menckenstein - February 1, 2012
Er... pipe not bong.
I’m totally cheech and chong, I swear!
menckenstein - February 1, 2012
Ingo B
I tip my hat to you, sir or madam. Well done.
SteamboatWillie - February 1, 2012
Condit looking like a badass in that suit...
Is he a cage fighter or a contract killer.
I_Mad - February 1, 2012 via mobile
silly
he’s a ‘natural born’ killer
Thor77 - February 1, 2012
Condit looks like Cole Phelps with that three piece suit on.
and the presser will be in Vegas anyway I’m sure he will be burning up.
Elitex10x - February 1, 2012
Hoping he shows a little more fight in the cage than Cole did in the war.
BVandDietPepsi - February 1, 2012
Cole was an animal.
That Queensbury Rules stance, the occasional headbutt, he’s unstoppable.
Avap - February 1, 2012
Nah
he was a bitch.
Glad he’s dead.
RolloTomasi - February 1, 2012
Need to see a real life badass, look up Chris Kyle.
drain - February 1, 2012
SPOILER ALERT!
Avap - February 2, 2012
I thought
He looks like Joey from Friends.
DankNabbot - February 2, 2012
Bad boobjob.
dancingChicken - February 1, 2012
Hmm
They look a little weird, perhaps we get to see them in March when she poses for Playboy (regardless of how they look, I would still motorboat´em)
Hugin - February 1, 2012
No such thing as a good one.
ChillMike - February 1, 2012
You are a FOOL
Big fake tits is where it’s at. Rollo knows this, Jesus knows this, Sly knows this.
LEARN TO KNOW THIS.
glib_mf - February 1, 2012
what are we talking about?
fake tits.
I LIKE EM!
RolloTomasi - February 1, 2012
Man I know this...
Hit the jackpot when my new GF got them.
In this sport, timing is everything!
ThatsHowIRoll - February 1, 2012
I'd rec this because it's true, but your idiotic statement about work earlier negates it.
James Brady - February 1, 2012
I woke up and was scrolling through my facebook page
and saw Dana’s :)
I went uh-oh what the hell happened and clicked on BE. Kinda disappointed, actually. On the plus side, ho pics.
Cory Braiterman - February 1, 2012
The ring girls are boring.
Condit looks hot.
mollcutpurse - February 1, 2012
HEHEHEHEHEH....she said "breed"
I guess I’m the only one that saw the tweet from Rhonda about breeding and went There, huh?
“Oh, Rhonda, I am more than willing to help you with that breeding island…so, who will be there, besides you and I?”
RobtWeaver - February 1, 2012
In a pure genetics sense
Someone could probably have some pretty good children with Rousey.
discoandherpes - February 1, 2012
"In a pure genetics sense"
what makes you say this? and what would you classify as “good children”?? Athletic attention whores with funny noses?
drain - February 1, 2012
She's not an attention whore anymore than everyone else who uses twitter, or promotes his/her twitter, or someone else's twitter.
It’s part of her job description to go and get her name and image out there.
And on the other hand we have you: a pretty clear douchy-douche.
Unabomberman - February 1, 2012
douchy douche?? major fail there bucko. lol
drain - February 2, 2012
Your reply
is ironic
DankNabbot - February 2, 2012
Actually I believe Tweeples are "tweaked nipples".
Ikuhisa Quinoa - February 1, 2012
Twitter is stupid
But at least there are some decent pictures…
rarson - February 1, 2012
The Koscheck-Yoshida fight is a free download on iTunes.
I think it was on the knockouts “album”.
jason18 - February 1, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjAyQzjBmhE
Elitex10x - February 1, 2012
Whatever, I do that after every match
Krimson - February 1, 2012
Using the wall is cheating.
Patrick Tenney - February 1, 2012
I'm surprised she's tilting backwards considering there's nothing there to weigh her down
menckenstein - February 1, 2012
RIMSHOT!
Patrick Tenney - February 1, 2012
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