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UFC 143: Roy Nelson Talks PEDs In MMA

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Roy Nelson and steroids aren't something you usually read about in the same sentence. Unlike Alistair Overeem or Junior dos Santos , Nelson doesn't exactly come across as a body builder. But he knows that he has fought guys that have were on PEDs before, and he knows that they're prevalent in the sport. He spoke to MMA Fighting about the subject, and doesn't seem too concerned about it:

"If I can compete with them, and they’re using, it just means I’m a better athlete," Nelson said. "That’s all it means to me."

Nelson also states that he's actually had fighters admit to using before he competed against them:

"You just know," he said. "You know by straight-out asking them. You can do it that way. Or you can go through their coaches or training partners. It’s a very small world."

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"There’s some verbal combat involved," he explained. "You have to trick them into coming clean, but it does happen."

Apparently Roy isn't competing against MENSA members. While it looks obvious to all the world that Roy isn't someone who uses PEDs, he does mention that his body type actually leads him to getting tested more. Why? Because the people doing the testing want it to look effective:

"I’ve probably been tested for steroids probably more than any other fighter that’s ever fought," he said. "...It’s like a football program. There’s always going to be some guys where it’s like, yeah, you’re the one we’ve got to test, because then the program looks clean."

That is something I never even considered before he said it, and is quite a valid point. Big Country squares off with Fabricio Werdum this weekend in the co-main event of UFC 143.

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Just because he's fat

..doesn’t mean he’s not doped up to the eyeballs. Not saying he is but.

absolutely

Just look at Emmanuel Yarborough

Would be some pretty shitty PEDs

that make you look like a burst couch. If he were on some and named the product, the company would go bust.

“burst couch”

bravo sir.

Tim Sylvia and Josh Barnett

aren’t exactly sporting world-class sixpacks. These guys aren’t using to get beach muscles, they’re using for performance and recovery.

Baby Fedor can attest to that

whatever happened to him?

Last I heard, he won gold in the Russian Combat Sambo Championships

Hasn’t fought in MMA since late 2010. I bet he’s still training, he is only 23

typo

“But he knows that he has fought guys that have were on PED’s before”

Typo

It’s spelt PIE’s

Roy's fat we know

WOCKA WOCKA!!!!!!

I think six exclamation marks is excessive

in anyones books. Also, Wocka?

Wocka Wocka

As was popularized by one Fozzy Bear?

You kids today

He called you a muppet.
Muppet? Wocka? Fuzzy Bear?

muppet? fuck is a muppet?

NO NO NO

NO WACKA FLOCKA FLAME. NONE NEVER NEVER

His points are vague and ambiguous, like almost any other fighter talking about PED use.

“You just know,” he said. “You know by straight-out asking them. You can do it that way. Or you can go through their coaches or training partners. It’s a very small world.” – any examples, Roy? Never heard of this happening, because, you know, it makes no sense.

“I’ve probably been tested for steroids probably more than any other fighter that’s ever fought,” – really? Care to qualify that statement? Because last time I checked you weren’t tested any more than other MMA fighters.

You seriously want him to give examples?

What industry do you think this is? He has nothing to gain and a lot to lose by ratting on people, especially if he’s already whooped them in a fight.

I’m clearly asking because I think those statements he made are the usual “look at me I’m talking about people using PEDs” bs.

I would say that's just some "look at me I'm talking about people who talk about people using PEDS" bs.

but that would just be some “look at me I’m talking about people who talk about people using PEDS” bs.

Typo - there's no apostrophe in "PEDs".

It’s not possessing anything.

your nitpicking
I'm an English major; it's one of the few things the degree is useful for.
Your degree

is useful for one less thing than you seem to think.

And yet you still managed to end that sentence with a preposition.
I've been waiting for someone to catch that.

I consider that a minor sin, since most people don’t even know what a preposition is (I rarely remember). I wonder when perscriptivists are finally going to give up on that rule. That and “never split infinitives” are my least favorite grammar rules.

It's been scrapped from a lot of style guides already.

You’re allowed to end with prepositions now. My irritant is two spaces after a period. God fucking help you if you put two spaces after a period intentionally.

I learned to type on a manual typewriter.

Two spaces after each sentence,

UNTIL THE DAY I DIE!

Ending sentences w/ a preposition?

“A practice up with which, I will not put” — Winston Churchill.

I used to avoid ending with prepositions until I tried to say “Which show do you want to put on?”

You go ahead and say, “On which show do you want to put?” with a straight face. Do this, we must not.

So, Roy's post-IFL opponents are:

Arlovski
Monson
Schaub
Struve
JDS
Mir
Cro Cop

Wonder which of these guys he is referring to…

Mir

Yeah that's what I'd guess too. He's got the whole hubris thing going for him at least.
Monson is a proud steroid user

If you couldn’t tell.

i have no basis for my guess. I just said it. I have Mir tourrettes

I was actually thinking about that before

Alistair had people all over him for rapid muscle gain, but Mir put on a good 20 pounds of muscle in less time.

Mir has fought in the UFC 20 times. Don’t make bullshit accusations.

B/c no one could use roids and test clean in the UFC

20 TIMES!

Monson is an AAS advocate
He enjoys proving right triangles congruent?

The commissions can just keep continually testing Nelson and Russow and have a 100% effectiveness rate.

On the other hand, remember Josh “The Roided Doughboy” Barnett…

“Hey, you’re pretty fat. Come take a drug test.”
“I’m not fighting. I’m in this guy’s corner.”
“Oh. Excuse me, I have to talk to Cole Konrad.”

Yeah, but no names

which makes the quote worthless. Why mention it at all?
Still, a funny article.

I originally just saw Roy Nelson and PED's

and I was thinking, “no fucking way”.

"You have to trick them into coming clean, but it does happen."

“Guywhousespedssayswhut.”

“I’ve probably been tested for steroids probably more than any other fighter that’s ever fought,” he said. “…It’s like a football program. There’s always going to be some guys where it’s like, yeah, you’re the one we’ve got to test, because then the program looks clean.”

I got pissed 14 times in my first 8 months in the Army back in the late 80s, for the same reason. They knew there was a 0% chance I had any illicit substance in my perfect body.

Dos Santos looks like a body builder?

If so, I’m Schwarzenegger.

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