UFC on Fuel TV Poster by Anton Tabuena
As with every major show, Bloody Elbow will be here to bring you live results, play by play and commentary for UFC on Fuel TV. Our live coverage will start with the Facebook prelim stream (roughly 6:20 p.m. ET) through the main card on Fuel (8 p.m. ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.
This post will cover live results and thoughts for the Facebook prelims.
The featured bout of the undercard sees Ultimate Fighter winner Jonathan Brookins square off with Vagner Rocha in a featherweight bout. Buddy Roberts will also be in action as he faces Sean Loeffler in middleweight action. Rounding out the undercard is a pair of lightweight bouts that see Anton Kuivanen take on Justin Salas and Tim Means battle Bernardo Magalhaes.
Make sure to come back during the event and share your thoughts as the event goes down.
The Fights are live.
Bernardo Magalhaes vs. Tim Means - Round 1 - Magalhaes misses with a leg kick and he's circling while Means is trying to stalk a bit. Means working the jab and missing the right hand. Magalhaes with a few leg kicks. Magalhaes looks for a takedown and Means drills him with a knee but can't follow up with any punches before Magalhaes starts to circle away. They trade some shots in the clinch with Means getting the better of it. Another knee, right hand combo by Means. Magalhaes hasn't done much but land some leg kicks and miss takedowns. Another big knee by Means and he is really dominating here. Magalhaes with a big overhand right that buzzes Means a little bit. Another knee to the chin by Means and Magalhaes is hurt and falls to the mat. Means tries to follow up with ground and pound and scores before looking for a d'arce choke but Magalhaes sweeps and they're back to standing. Means wrecking Magalhaes to the body with knees in the clinch and now some elbows. Impressive stuff for Means so far. Hard leg kick by Means and a left hand that follows. 10-9 Means easy.
Round 2 - Magalhaes grabs a leg right away but can't get the takedown. Means tags him with another left. Magalhaes is on his bike, not really doing a whole lot but circling. Means with a few punches. Big uppercut by Means when Magalhaes tries to get inside. Left hook gets in for Magalhaes and he tries for the takedown but Means just starts drilling him with elbows. Great body shot by Means and that hurt Magalhaes badly. Magalhaes to the canvas and Means pounds away and then tells him to get up and the round ends. 10-9 Means.
Round 3 - Magalhaes needs to figure out something here and he does land a left. Magalhaes keeps trying for takedowns and can't get it so Means forces him to stand back up. Means drops Magalhaes with another body shot and follows up with strikes and forces Magalhaes to stand up. Means is opening up huge now and following Magalhaes to the ground, pounding him with elbows. Magalhaes gets tagged with another elbow and the rund ends. Means just beat up on Magalhaes for three rounds. That was not a good showing. 10-9 Means.
Official scorecards: 30-27, 30-26 and 30-26. Tim Means wins by unanimous decision.
Anton Kuivanen vs. Justin Salas - Round 1 -Anton trying to get inside and Salwas circling to start it out. A lot of missed strikes early as they try to find a rhythm. Kuivanen with a few high kicks that get blocked and now gets a right hand. Salas' striking is very rudimentary looking early but he wants to get the takedown. Right hook lands for Salas as Anton tries to rush in. Salas finally gets the takedown with over two minutes left. Salas isn't really able to do much damage for 30 seconds before Anton manages to get to his feet after coming close to a sweep. Straight right hand by Anton. Not my favorite round ever. Salas with a takedown to finish the round and that may tip the scales in his favor in a close round. 10-9 Salas.
Round 2 - More of the same early, some leg kicks and body kicks by Kuivanen and Salas pushing him into the cage and not getting the takedown. Hard fight to really type the action from since not a lot of stuff happens even though both guys are moving a lot. Salas unable to get the takedown again. Salas almost trips him down but can't get it and Kuivanen with a body kick. I don't know why, but I find this fight to be impossible to enjoy. 10-9 Salas I guess.
Round 3 - Salas with a big takedown early in this round. Kuivanen almost ended up getting a calf slicer but Salas defended and was able to do some damage with strikes before Anton was able to muscle his way to standing. Low blow by Anton but the ref has them fight on and Salas lands a few elbows. Another big takedown by Salas and he ends up in side control. Anton gets to his feet but too late to do anything about losing the fight. 10-9 Salas.
Official scorecards: 30-27, 30-27, 29-27. Justin Salas wins by unanimous decision.
Sean Loeffler injured his ankle warming up for his fight with Buddy Roberts and that fight will now not take place tonight.
Jonathan Brookins vs. Vagner Rocha - Round 1 -Feeling out and Rocha lands a right hand. Brookins catches a kick and lands a right hand in return. Nice little flurry by Rocha. Nice flurry and Rocha gets the better of it again. Right hand by Brookins lands. Brookins reverses a takedown attempt by Rocha and Brookins unloads on him and Rocha is out! Wow! Brookins just showed some serious closing skills. Jonathan Brookins wins by KO (punches), 1:32 of round 1.
That's it for our coverage of the prelims, you can read our main card results right here.
0 recs | 704 comments
can't wait for WED UFC
also sup Brookhouse
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - February 15, 2012
He's overrated haha
JohnGee - February 15, 2012
I totally rushed and guessed on my picks..Feeling a terrible performance by me this card!
Tats16 - February 15, 2012
It's a pretty tough one to pick. 3 fights between newcomers and 3 other I'm not too confident about.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
I'm totally swamped on the prelims
SSreporters - February 15, 2012
Pssst guys
There are now naked pictures of all three current ring girls online. You didn’t hear it from me.
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012 via mobile
Oh really?
Who are the ring girls tonight? I’m at work so I can’t catch the fights
El Pablo Diablo - February 15, 2012 via Android app
Same as always
Arianny, Brittney, Mariah Ashton
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
found em. damnnnnnnnnnn
Kevin Jennison J. Zametov-St Pierre - February 16, 2012
I hope you guys picked Bernardo "Trekko" from Australia.
He is a good fighter but all his wins are by UD.
purplehazelett - February 15, 2012
Also, where the fuck is Earl?
purplehazelett - February 15, 2012
In honor of Bloody Elbow's 5th birthday, here's my crudely done 9 second tagline for this website
http://kiwi6.com/file/36a2y69b5g
I sound like a jazz musician, not someone who should be doing anything MMA related.
SSreporters - February 15, 2012
Reminds me of the radio DJ off of Reservoir Dogs.
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
Nice!
GreyedOut - February 15, 2012
Got a Watson, Markes, and Herman parlay
There better not be another bullshit decision to derail my parlay like Koscheck/Pierce last card.
SSreporters - February 15, 2012
A nice Wednesday card, I’ll have I take a rain check on my white whine Wednesday tribunal
Afrotikiman - February 15, 2012 via mobile
So, Anik and Florian are commenting tonight right?
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
Yeah
SSreporters - February 15, 2012
He could get grinded to a decision, or even submitted, but I’ve got Tim Means by KO. Just uh, throwing that out there. War Ned Stark’s Bastards.
Kaleb Kelchner - February 15, 2012
I picked Means last night
Switched it to Magalhaes because of the staff.
If I’m wrong, I will be pissed.
SSreporters - February 15, 2012
Magalhaes isn't looking good right now.
av1o3 - February 15, 2012
Wasn't impressed by what I saw and Magalhaes doesn't look like he'll shy away from a fitching.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
I have seen Means fight on the regional scene. Very impressive Thai boxing, dont trust his grappling accumen enough to pick him vs Malgahaes
KingLujan - February 15, 2012
Howdy-ho!
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
I float this again
What’s everyone eating and drinking? I have San Miguel and Doritos
MattParker117 - February 15, 2012
About to have some Tilapia
Late lunch.
SSreporters - February 15, 2012
By the time this finishes
I’ll be tucking into some Bacon, Sausage, Ham and Eggs. As it will be 4am and I won’t be bothering with sleep as one of my jobs starts at 8am.
MattParker117 - February 15, 2012
*6am
MattParker117 - February 15, 2012
Three types of meat eh.. if we ever needed a reminder that you’re British, we can always refer to that breakfast list.
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
Mofongo and Pork w/ hot sauce
IRodC - February 15, 2012
This card looks amazing.
Fucking hell to make picks for though.
kreally - February 15, 2012
Anyone on the facebook stream page thing
and just getting a screen?
No whoosh-whoosh-whoosh screen or play option or anything for me…
Chris Groves - February 15, 2012
I don't have the whooosh either.
But it’s supposed to start in 15 mins.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
In case the FB stream doesn't work
www.Fuel.TV has them streaming too, and you DO get a whoosh whoosh
http://www.fuel.tv/ufc/events/sanchez-vs-ellenberger/
Chris Groves - February 15, 2012
Minus the actual sound
Chris Groves - February 15, 2012
Thanks.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
It did that last time.
No worries. It’ll still play.
kreally - February 15, 2012
Okay then, thanks
Even if it doesn’t, I’ve got the Fuel website for a backup.
Chris Groves - February 15, 2012
It just popped up a second ago
Patrick Wyman - February 15, 2012
It's on.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
WE ARE LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MattParker117 - February 15, 2012
Howdy folks. Going to try to be in here tonight while I do PBP over at Gals Guide. Come pop in and leave a comment, if you’d like!
mountaineers101 - February 15, 2012
HEEEERE WEEE GOOOO!!!
IRodC - February 15, 2012
FIGHTING
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
Does anyone feel confident in their picks tonight? I sure don’t.
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
Nope.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
Same here.
kreally - February 15, 2012
Double AC/DC.
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
Andrei Arlovski called he wants his mouthpiece back.
MattParker117 - February 15, 2012
lets do this
MaZZacare - February 15, 2012
Trekko by decision
Tats16 - February 15, 2012
Feels good to hear Buffer again after that TREMENDOUSLY LONG week without a UFC card we just had.
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
Yeah, that was hard times. But the XFC and UCMMA cards I watched instead very pretty entertaining.
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
Playground has the fights in order!
I find joy in the little things.
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
who'd you guys pick for the hot bout?
i originally had Kuivanen by submission round 2 but then i saw the staff picks and pussed out and went with Salas.
I feel like that decision will haunt me.
Tats16 - February 15, 2012
I go for a decision most of the time in hot bouts
and Salas seems to be the favorite
IRodC - February 15, 2012
Welp I can't stream facebook at work..
So I’m stuck reading your guys comments. Haha.
NickaG - February 15, 2012
Try this.
http://www.ufc.tv/ufc/servlets/syndicated?id=2&trackname=ufcfacebook
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
Didnt work but thanks for the attempt.
NickaG - February 15, 2012
Does youtube work?
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
Nope they want me to do work or something.
NickaG - February 15, 2012
Those bastards!
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
I switched from Means to Magalhaes after seeing the staff picks.
:/
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
Honestly whenever I have no idea who the fighters are
I look at records, finishing rates, and then pick accordingly
SSreporters - February 15, 2012
Strength of competition!
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
The Dirty Bird?
What a nickname. I presume he didn’t come out to Surfin’ Bird, which is unfortunate.
Blair Russell - February 15, 2012
Is he from Atlanta in 1998?
IRodC - February 15, 2012
Well-Done, Sir
That was a nice reference. I started the stream right before the fight started so I didn’t see if he did any sort of Jamaal Anderson tribute before he got in the cage.
Blair Russell - February 15, 2012
means is looking good.
Tats16 - February 15, 2012
10-9 Means
Dallas Winston you are failing me
IRodC - February 15, 2012
:)
Kaleb Kelchner - February 15, 2012
10-9 Means.
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
so yyea those knees seem effective
10-9Means
MaZZacare - February 15, 2012
Right off the bat
Seems like I made an awful pick.
GreyedOut - February 15, 2012
Same. It makes you feel dirty
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
10-9 Means
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
Come on Means
knock him out in the second.
av1o3 - February 15, 2012
I hate one-dimensional grapplers
:(
SSreporters - February 15, 2012
I don't think I've ever seen so many knees landed in a round.
Anyone?
Chad Raynard - February 15, 2012
Ben Saunders
IRodC - February 15, 2012
Nah, weren’t that many.. I’d say Werdum vs Nelson last week or whenever it was had more
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
whats up, mutherfukers
skipping my 5:30 class to be here
TitanFan2K - February 15, 2012
Does anyone know how quickly ufc.tv puts up fight replays? Also will their be a rerun of this event.
mlzybaby - February 15, 2012 via mobile
Stream".........No!
Snatchl - February 15, 2012
My stream died too!
av1o3 - February 15, 2012
Same
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
Keep antagonizing anonymous...SEE DANA! this is why we can't have nice things!
Snatchl - February 15, 2012
Then have at thee!
http://www.ufc.tv/ufc/servlets/syndicated?id=2&trackname=ufcfacebook
GreyedOut - February 15, 2012
http://www.fuel.tv/ufc/events/sanchez-vs-ellenberger/
SSreporters - February 15, 2012
I hope Magalhaes lands a hail mary right hand and gets me 5 points cause hes got nothing else going on and is going to lose for sure.
Tats16 - February 15, 2012
Same.
Aside from the half gaurd sweep, he’s got nada
Snatchl - February 15, 2012
I'm liking this strike count thing they're doing
av1o3 - February 15, 2012
Alright you ugly mutherfukers I am here
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
Oh look everyone, the Earl of Montclaire has graced us with his presence! Take a bow!
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
......
TitanFan2K - February 15, 2012
Kiss the rings bitch!
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
LEEEEEEEEVER SHOT!
SSreporters - February 15, 2012
Bas just nutted.
Jonathan. - February 15, 2012
Fuck everyone. Here I am.
Jonathan. - February 15, 2012
Trekko has to finish this one to win.
MattParker117 - February 15, 2012
yeah his record tells me he wont
IRodC - February 15, 2012
Aw yeah, let’s go prelims.
KyroJudo - February 15, 2012
20-18 Means.
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
yea im thinking we might see some 30-26 cards
i like the live statistics thing not sure how correct they are but interesting.
MaZZacare - February 15, 2012
Wish Kenny would shut the fuck up about this overhand right. Means obviously thinks dude hits like a chump, and isn’t worried about it.
Kaleb Kelchner - February 15, 2012
You could at least commit to your guard pulling and ake me feel better about myself.
GreyedOut - February 15, 2012
20-18 Means. Trekko's getting his ass kicked.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
Cmon means
Get me a KO!
NickaG - February 15, 2012
Make it hot?!?!?!?!
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
I like midfight stats more than pre fight stats
IRodC - February 15, 2012
Copied from my Twitter page:
The UFC either needs to matchup one-dimensional grapplers against weak ground games, or just stop signing these guys. They look terrible.
SSreporters - February 15, 2012
Magalhaes has a name in the Australian regional scene, his signing serves more purpose than simply him being a prospect.
Kaleb Kelchner - February 15, 2012
Wouldn't it have made more sense to put him in the Aussie card then?
SSreporters - February 15, 2012
FML, I thought this was the Aussie card. Point well taken. lol
Kaleb Kelchner - February 15, 2012
I need Magalhaes to Russow him for 5 pointz
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
A la Manny pacquiao
yeah Kenny is annoying me already
IRodC - February 15, 2012
Couture is the best analyst to do this kind of job, IMO
SSreporters - February 15, 2012
Damn
Afrotikiman - February 15, 2012 via mobile
Another leever shot
IRodC - February 15, 2012
This is like Bedford vs. Gaudinot
Snatchl - February 15, 2012
It's bad
but no where near that bad.
It looked like Bedford was beating the shit out of a child in that fight.
av1o3 - February 15, 2012
Well, I like to think that Gaudinot is slow enough to be considered "like a child".
Jonathan. - February 15, 2012
zero points for me.
Tats16 - February 15, 2012
30-26 Means
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
Goose egg
IRodC - February 15, 2012
30-27 Means
Will we see Trekko again?
MattParker117 - February 15, 2012
Not unless he drops in weight...he looked tiny compared to means
Snatchl - February 15, 2012
Just 5 :(
NickaG - February 15, 2012
wow 0 pointz to start. nice
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
ditto
Afrotikiman - February 15, 2012
same.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
Yay team!
Farthammer - February 15, 2012
i know right
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
Fucked him up well and good
WanderChe - February 15, 2012
This is your fault, BE staff.
I did the same shit when Shalorus fought Khabib whatshisface.
SSreporters - February 15, 2012
when will we learn that these goofs have no idea what they are talking about????
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
Guess that means I’m about to see Salas lose my 11pts.
GreyedOut - February 15, 2012
22
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
0 either way
GreyedOut - February 15, 2012
I feel sorry for you guys who picked Trekko because of the staff picks.
Kaleb Kelchner - February 15, 2012
I picked him because of his Brazilian surname
Snatchl - February 15, 2012
That was a pretty bad beat down.
Jonathan. - February 15, 2012
30-27 Means.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
I'd totally be fine with cutting Magalhaes after that performance
That’s a showing worth not deserving a 2nd fight.
SSreporters - February 15, 2012
I wouldn't be fine with keeping him
To be fair, I only watched the last round and a half of the fight.
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
He didn't look good in the first two either.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
Dirty Bird wins
Jamal Anderson approves!
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
Dammit.
I wanted to go with Means by tko. Shitty way to start off the night.
kreally - February 15, 2012
What's up, bitches?!
Why the fuck did the BE staff tell me Magalhaes would decision Means? And why didn’t Ladbrokes give me my free $25 so I could make a Watson/Means parlay?
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
Youre a bitches.
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
Shut up, Earl of Whirl
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
Heeey! Pølsemannen
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
dude is getting cut
faster then burt watson can say “and we rooooooooollin”
milliondollardreams - February 15, 2012 via Android app
HOTBOUT
IRodC - February 15, 2012
hot bout time..
please win Salas
Tats16 - February 15, 2012
I'm even less confident for that one than I was on Means-Magalhaes.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
Get rid of those ads ZUFFA!
If I’m watching the prelims I’m probably going to check out the main card and know how to find it
WanderChe - February 15, 2012
would u rather have dead air?
MaZZacare - February 15, 2012
Finland gonna beast here
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
I hope so...picked him based on superior Number of pointy consonants in his name.
Snatchl - February 15, 2012
i picked him because the other guys name is very close to Salad
and fuck salad
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
you dont make friends with salad
Our Bovine Public - February 15, 2012
Come on Anton
I have no idea who either of you guys are but picked you.
av1o3 - February 15, 2012
Whats upppp.
Disappointed in Magalhaes.
Luke Nelson - February 15, 2012
Will Salas’s feet melt agin?
MattParker117 - February 15, 2012
5 day weekend begins now, jotos
Farthammer - February 15, 2012
Got a day off from babysitting?
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
Got Kuivanen in this one
All-BE Scouting Report SHOWDOWN
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
One look and you can tell Kurivanan or whatever is going to win
WanderChe - February 15, 2012
Salas is a wrestler against a european fighter. I feel good about this pic
IRodC - February 15, 2012
He’s pronouncing Kuivanen wrong :( – Kujjvannenn
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
Yup
Emphasis on KUI (pronounced like the second half of Tony Ferguson’s nickname, El Cucuy, right?)
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
Yep, that’s it
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
Or like the latter part of the word “decoy”, only switch the o for a u
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
c’mon salas
Afrotikiman - February 15, 2012
Salas gots this one.
Luke Nelson - February 15, 2012
Justin Salas has an excessively punchable face.
Not quite Dollaway-level, but punchable.
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
Sweet walk-out.
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
Didn't realize Salas was a wrestler...
Starting to regret going with Kuivenan
Chad Raynard - February 15, 2012
he gonna sub him
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
Hope you're right
Chad Raynard - February 15, 2012
Fuck that, I need points more.
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
Wreslefuck all the way to a UD!
GreyedOut - February 15, 2012
YEAH
lets go salas!
NickaG - February 15, 2012
WHat happened to team unity?
Farthammer - February 15, 2012
i was at work when you all were unifying
so i couldnt change
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
Salas
winning in the walkout music section of the fight. What song is that?
GreyedOut - February 15, 2012
If Kuivanen wins I bet you Goldie would be at home saying
“AND THE FINISH PROSPECT FINISHES HIS OPPONENT, Joe.” next to his Rogan cardboard.
SSreporters - February 15, 2012
Now I really want Anton to win, just so we can relish the goldieisms
Snatchl - February 15, 2012
Anyone else think Salas looks like a white version of Carver from The Wire?
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
Herc and carver's love child?
Snatchl - February 15, 2012
There was always some... sexual tension going on there
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
They had the bickering couple dynamic
IRodC - February 15, 2012
Man, I'm always blown away by the audio/visual quality of the facebook live stream.
If the UFC streamed all their events via facebook and made them available for 10$ instead of 50$ I’d be buying more often.
pornflake - February 15, 2012
Sweet music from both guys.
GreyedOut - February 15, 2012
zz dude is shredded
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
WAR KUIVANEN!!
Trivia: I’m 50% Finnish genetically speaking.
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
thats way more Finnish than Jon Fitch
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
http://instantrimshot.com/
TitanFan2K - February 15, 2012
My last name is derived from the word Koetter which means hangover in German.
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
Germany reporting in. We're sorry to inform you that Koetter doesn't mean hangover. It doesn't exist.
Kater means ‘male cat’ in German.
Koeter (Köter) means ‘mutt’.
That is all.
pornflake - February 15, 2012
I've been told that both definitions have been used.
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
Kater does mean hangover, but not koetter. :)
pornflake - February 15, 2012
Ah, now I understand!
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
And not that it's a good source...
But if you put in “male cat” and “hangover” into Google Translate they both come back Kater.
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
UD him, Salas!
TitanFan2K - February 15, 2012
Damian for the first guy
Stephen for the second.
Awesome.
I was walking out of the room and heard “It is written” and had to stop and see what bad ass came out to that.
TheFilt - February 15, 2012
J Bomb???
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
Mark Powell seems like a nice man lol
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
salas looks like peter rosenberg
milliondollardreams - February 15, 2012 via Android app
Chop Salas' head off and remove the tattoos
and you’ve got Shogun’s body
MPos - February 15, 2012
That is quite the phallus tattooed on Salas back
Justin “The Spinal Phallus” Salas!!!!!!
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
Inadvertent Dong
Snatchl - February 15, 2012
I switched this from a Kuivanen UD to a Salas UD this morning as well...
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
Can I no longer depend on debuting wrestlers to LnP their way to victory anymore?
GreyedOut - February 15, 2012
Is this the first Finnish fighter in the UFC by the way? Can’t recall anyone else
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
Rooting for the Fin since he has no tattoos and Salas has terrible tattoos.
Jonathan. - February 15, 2012
Niceeeee job Fin
Jonathan. - February 15, 2012
Anton (the fighter) looks good
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
10-10
IRodC - February 15, 2012
10-9 Kuivanen
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
I dunno, two takedowns? probably gotta be 10-9 Salas
Luke Nelson - February 15, 2012
who are you trying to convince?
Afrotikiman - February 15, 2012
he did jack shit with the first one
and then got the second one with 2 seconds left.
Got lit up with body kicks the whole time in stand up
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
TAKEDOWN STEALS THE ROUND
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
The Fin 10-9
MaZZacare - February 15, 2012
Salas, I guess, won that with the takedowns even though he did jack shit with them
Should be 10-9 Kuivanen. But probably not.
Jonathan. - February 15, 2012
2 judges for salas
1 judge for anton
Afrotikiman - February 15, 2012
10-9 Kuivanen
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
Should be 10-9 Anton
Will be 10-9 Salas, I bet.
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
I just want to say
FINNISH HIM
IRodC - February 15, 2012
10-9 Salas
/CW bias
TitanFan2K - February 15, 2012
close round. 10-10 but will be 10-9 Salas
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
Finnish dude looks like he just cut weight
av1o3 - February 15, 2012
Is anyone else encouraged by the two 30-26 cards in the previous fight?
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
yes, for now....
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
No
just because I know I’ll be disappointed later
IRodC - February 15, 2012
We shall see.
NickaG - February 15, 2012
Salas looking better in this round!
And on cue, Anik makes note of it.
Luke Nelson - February 15, 2012
the difference is drinkability
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
Hello fellas.
I’m late to the party
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
Kuivannen is getting caught off balance way too much, makes Salas punches look better than they are
IRodC - February 15, 2012
I could use a sweet grappling-heavy fight tonight.
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
These fights have been pretty meh so far.
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
These are Fuel event prelims
I’m expecting regional level MMA
IRodC - February 15, 2012
Sometimes these guys are hungry enough to put on pretty good fight.
I think it’s one of the reasons why WEC was so awesome (aside from how much little guys WAR)
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
WEC Never Die.
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
19-19
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
I agree
But I bet the judges think it’s 20-18 Salas.
Farthammer - February 15, 2012
10-9 Salas
20-19
IRodC - February 15, 2012
I’m hoping for a Salas UD
NickaG - February 15, 2012
Me too
IRodC - February 15, 2012
20-19 Anton
GreyedOut - February 15, 2012
20-18 Salas
/CW bias
TitanFan2K - February 15, 2012
10-9 Salas 20-19 same.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
19-19
No way the Finnish dude isn’t gassed by now. He seems too big for this class
av1o3 - February 15, 2012
Oh hi Brittany I saw your boobies today
IRodC - February 15, 2012
A bit lackluster, just like Arianny.
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
Lmao, I dont understand that sentiment? Lackluster?
KingLujan - February 15, 2012
Lackluster is a bad word. Disappointing. I was expecting better.
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
I mean … there boobs. What more could you have expected. I mean I am willing to wager you have seen a few pairs in your life. What were you expecting?
KingLujan - February 15, 2012
The pictures simply aren’t very good. Nothing wrong with their bodies, just that Playboy seems to not do so great things with it
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
Lackluster
Wasn’t the reaction I had when I saw the picture of Brittney!
Blair Russell - February 15, 2012
I blame Playboy's photoshop people
IRodC - February 15, 2012
Same here
They always do weird shit.
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
I didn't even bother whipping it out
Never thought that would have happened
WanderChe - February 15, 2012
19-19
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
19-19
MattParker117 - February 15, 2012
Wait.. there are six main card fights? Damn.
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
Correct
The card will go from 8 to 11 Eastern, but it’s not like they’ll be pressed for time, as who cares if it does go a little long.
Blair Russell - February 15, 2012
Yeah, guess so. Doesn’t matter really, it’s just that until right now I had thought we were getting six fights on FB and four on main card. Guess I must have misread the info leading up to this
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
yessssss
Tats16 - February 15, 2012
GO FOR CALF SLICER
halitosis - February 15, 2012
These guys are really evenly matched
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
This is the 3rd round, no?
graphic says 2nd.
SteveevaD - February 15, 2012
Yeah, it's the 3rd
They seem to be messing up with the timer a lot lately.
halitosis - February 15, 2012
yea i noticed
Elitex10x - February 15, 2012
Yeah, just noticed that too.
RonSwanson - February 15, 2012
Haha yeah, not the first time they've made that mistake.
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
Ha! Didn't notice until you mentioned it.
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
you sir are correct
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
They just took it away and fixed it
halitosis - February 15, 2012
And they took the graphic down. Aaaand its fixed.
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
C'mon Salas
Hit a double leg and ride out the end of the fight.
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
Brittany Palmers cans look just as bad as I imagined they would
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
Dat ass > bewbage
IRodC - February 15, 2012
they look like pecs.
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
Really?
I know I get shit when I say this, but there are women who look way better with clothes on.
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
What?
I thought that was a fact.
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
To be fair
All my friends are drunken party heads who think just because they took some boxercise classes I would be able to judo them to the ground and beat them up.
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
That doesn’t make any sense
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
I have a lot of dumb friends
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
They certainly have interesting thought processes
halitosis - February 15, 2012
Dude, I need new friends
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
Exactly what I thought reading this
halitosis - February 15, 2012
I know.
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
I'm here
Can I rewind the youtube stream, or do I just have to ask you guys what I missed?
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
Answer: nothing much
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
I see
It’s hard picking these fights between unknowns. Apparently Means beat the shit out of Mal. I didn’t pick Means, but I wouldn’t say I was shocked.
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
Yeah, that was one of those fights were you were made feel stupid by your pick (I had Magalhaes). Very onesided, was okay I guess but nothing to write home about.
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
I don't beat myself up about it
Both guys are for the most parts unknown quantities. At that point you’re just rolling the dice.
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
Yeah, that is true.
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
I always beat myself up about it
When it’s that one-sided. I feel like I could’ve done more research or whatever.
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
I do a fair amount of research on the fighters myself
But at some point you just have to say fuck it and take an L.
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
So do I
But I never feel like I know enough.
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
Me too
But to be fair, there is a TON of MMA out there.
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
Nice. That should seal the fight.
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
who's commenting with KenFlo?
I missed it earlier
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
jon anik
Cory Braiterman - February 15, 2012
Jon Anik.
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
Jon Anik, my lord and savior.
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
Jon Anik
he used to be on MMA Live on ESPN
Elitex10x - February 15, 2012
I score this fight 29-28
Cory Braiterman - February 15, 2012
Damn.. that’s a tasty looking salad.
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
I thought tossing salad wasn't in the unified rules
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
SUBMIT HEEM
halitosis - February 15, 2012
*SOOBMEECH HEEM
halitosis - February 15, 2012
What the hell???? That was the most blatent fence grab i've ever seen! (by Salis)
What was the ref doing? He held the fence for like 6 or 7 secs. And the other dude was going for sub. SHITTY REFFING!
J_Maddux - February 15, 2012
did not notice that!
Luke Nelson - February 15, 2012
was this during the heel hook/kneebar attempt?
Luke Nelson - February 15, 2012
How did you not notice? How did Kenny not notice? How did the Ref not notice?
He was going for the Sub and Silis was holding the fence forever while the European fighter was going for the heel hook. That was bullshit. That should have been a point deduction if you are ever gonna deduct a point for fence grabbing.
J_Maddux - February 15, 2012
Kenny doesn't say shit when the officiating is terrible
One of the biggest knocks on his commentary.
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
I was looking at the heel hook attempt.
I have to imagine that’s what everyone else was looking at too.
Although the ref is supposed to be paying attention to everything.
Luke Nelson - February 15, 2012
I have to agree with Maddux
It was beyond blatant.
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
Yeah. Ridicules.
J_Maddux - February 15, 2012
FELLOWS! LOVELY LADS!
HAI
BVandDietPepsi - February 15, 2012
Dude when is the first installment of your top 50 coming?!
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
*250
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
30-28 Salas
IRodC - February 15, 2012
same.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
i like 30-28
better than 29-28. solid 10-10 rd in the 2nd.
Cory Braiterman - February 15, 2012
22 points yeaaaaaa
Tats16 - February 15, 2012
29 – 28 no points for me
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
Gonna sub him?
…
Chad Raynard - February 15, 2012
yeah well......shit happens and shit
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
29-28 Salas
MattParker117 - February 15, 2012
29-28 Tossed Salas
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
Shit
That was the hot bout
halitosis - February 15, 2012
lets go salas
Afrotikiman - February 15, 2012
22 points for me
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
Was anyone else kinda “meh” about Britney’s spread?
I know, I know, neckbeards, beautiful girl, and no, I couldn’t do any better, but I was kind of underwhelmed.
BVandDietPepsi - February 15, 2012
Again
Fuck Playboy’s photoshop people
IRodC - February 15, 2012
All the magazines
Playboy, Sports Illustrated…Photoshop is out of control. Playboy makes everything look like CGI.
Farthammer - February 15, 2012
Well, that.
But her breasts were as ridiculous-looking as I’d expected. Armpit cleavage.
BVandDietPepsi - February 15, 2012
I honestly didn't that much because
I’M AN ASS MAN
*cue song
IRodC - February 15, 2012
As am I.
That part was pretty solid. Didn’t see much of it, though. Her tattoo choices are also very suspect.
BVandDietPepsi - February 15, 2012
She went out with Donald Cerrone
I guess many of her decisions are questionable
IRodC - February 15, 2012
Very much missing out on ass shots were Brittney’s playboy pics, Joe
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
Also: snatch
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
Agreed.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
You are a crazy, She is a beautiful young woman both clothes and unclothed. What were you expecting?
KingLujan - February 15, 2012
Read the thread about it and get everyone's reaction
Mjub - February 15, 2012
Is that how that works? I’m new here.
BVandDietPepsi - February 15, 2012
Yup it sure is
but yeah they were super disappointing and Playboy is definitely the one who could fuck it up
Mjub - February 15, 2012
I could have went with a spread more similar to Mariah Ashton's.
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
29-27?
9-9 round?
Cory Braiterman - February 15, 2012
I know
WTF?
halitosis - February 15, 2012
I'm guessing
10-9
9-10
10-8
Meathole - February 15, 2012
no way there was a 10-8 in there
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
10-8? no way.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
Methinks they screwed up adding a 10-10.
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
22 points
YAYAAAAAY
IRodC - February 15, 2012
22 points.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
22 points RYSN
Farthammer - February 15, 2012
yea
gimme those 22
TitanFan2K - February 15, 2012
22 MUTHERFUKERS!
Should’ve been a 29-29, though.
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
This was the hot bout?
Nice! I got 22 points for that.
Not sure what 29-27 is all about.
Luke Nelson - February 15, 2012
oooo yea 22 points
MaZZacare - February 15, 2012
J Bomb. horrible horrible horrible nickname
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
Mad?
kreally - February 15, 2012
you disagree?
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
It is pretty annoying.
kreally - February 15, 2012
It really is a bad nickname
halitosis - February 15, 2012
It's #2 on the P4P list
Just behind C-Murder.
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
what about Nick "Promise" Ring?
TitanFan2K - February 15, 2012
i love that nickname
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
Why no one pick Anton?
Elitex10x - February 15, 2012
2 fights, 33 points. I'll take it!
duck - February 15, 2012
22!
NickaG - February 15, 2012
22 points.
kreally - February 15, 2012
Thank god
makes up for a zero on first fight
BROCKLESNAR!!!!! - February 15, 2012
finally a perfect hot bout, but i suppose everyone had it
Afrotikiman - February 15, 2012
Yup
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
0 for 2.... :S
jason18 - February 15, 2012
That's the first hot bout I've gotten right in a while.
Sorry for scorning you, BE staff.
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
Dammit
I’m faltering now. I don’t think I’ll be #6 come tomorrow.
halitosis - February 15, 2012
hot bout..YAyuh.
Jeremy Couturier - February 15, 2012
whose underwear is on his head?
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
Gimme those 22 points.
What’s up, Voices in Palhares’ Head?
RonSwanson - February 15, 2012
Welcome new teammate!
Patrick Wyman - February 15, 2012
76% of the CW camp had Salas winning
TitanFan2K - February 15, 2012
Not so proud member of the other 24%
I hate the hot bout. Except when it helps me and not you guys. Then I like it.
halitosis - February 15, 2012
When in doubt, go with the wrestling
duck - February 15, 2012
most definitely
TitanFan2K - February 15, 2012
I got Buddy picked for the next fight
Elitex10x - February 15, 2012
Fuck I missed the Hot Bout
i’m pretty sure that means i’m going to do bad this event.
av1o3 - February 15, 2012
how do u see your points
Clay Davis - February 15, 2012 via Android app
You have to add it up yourself
theres a fight companion thing though on playground.
av1o3 - February 15, 2012
thx
Clay Davis - February 15, 2012 via Android app
Anyone else digging the promo they just showed?
Luke Nelson - February 15, 2012
Nah. Not a fan of the video effects.
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
Heh, I actually liked them.
I feel like the standard promos they do are getting a little stale, so I enjoyed seeing something different.
Usually I think the promos are silly but for whatever reason I thought that was a cool one.
Luke Nelson - February 15, 2012
I think it looks hilarious. Someone needs to DBZ these promos. Super Sumo style
X5-452 - February 15, 2012
No.
halitosis - February 15, 2012
Buffer just announced a 10 minute break.
Get your refills/piss breaks in.
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
1 less fight
IRodC - February 15, 2012
WTF
Elitex10x - February 15, 2012
Fuck!
Well that sucks. Loeffler fight cancelled.
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
Well that sucks
halitosis - February 15, 2012
there goes about a third of my parlays….shit.
Ak.Death - February 15, 2012
fight canceled. lame
Tats16 - February 15, 2012
Dammit
No Freebird Buddy Roberts!
Blair Russell - February 15, 2012
bullet dodged methinks!!!!
Afrotikiman - February 15, 2012
that ankle is rocked
Cunny - February 15, 2012
Fuuuuck
Jonathan. - February 15, 2012
AWW SHIT
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
that is a horrible swollen ankle
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
no Loeffler-Roberts.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
Wasn't confident in my pick anyway.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
Same
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
The destroyer not getting submitted by Buddy tonight he hurt his ankle
Elitex10x - February 15, 2012
LOL
I was calling Loeffler as Reinhardt 2.0, so whatevs
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
Did you guys miss the fence grab too? That was no ordinary fence grab.
J_Maddux - February 15, 2012
When was it?
I have time now
halitosis - February 15, 2012
During the calf slicer/heel hook attempt
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
3nd round. When Salis was defending the heel hook/ knee bar attempt.
J_Maddux - February 15, 2012
it was held for a long time. the ref walked past it a few times
Clay Davis - February 15, 2012 via Android app
How did the ref miss that? The refs are getting worse and worse. Maybe Salis would have been Subed if he didn't grab the fence.
J_Maddux - February 15, 2012
Where is fingers definitely through the cage?
Or did he just have his hand resting on it?
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
Definitely through the cage
He was hanging on for dear life.
Patrick Wyman - February 15, 2012
That is pretty bad then.
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
Dunno if it was mentioned earlier
But the ref for the first fight totally missed Magalhaes grabbing the hell out of Means’ shorts on a couple of takedown attempts.
Patrick Wyman - February 15, 2012
So long story short, the reffing has been consistently bad
Patrick Wyman - February 15, 2012
Loeffler NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Machiel Van - February 15, 2012
I do believe there's a Yuengling calling my name in the fridge
duck - February 15, 2012
damn I miss Yuengling!
I used to live in FL when I went to school….was my beer for choice down there. Now I’m back here in Seattle and can’t find it anywhere
DSAhawker - February 15, 2012
MD here
Just started drinking it last summer. I like my beer to not taste like anything, and this fits the bill.
duck - February 15, 2012
Aww that sucks
av1o3 - February 15, 2012
I thought the ankle was the guy who lost in the first fight.
av1o3 - February 15, 2012
Me too until I saw all the tattoos
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
Vagner sucks!
Elitex10x - February 15, 2012
Well that sucks...
jason18 - February 15, 2012
I have to poo
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
should be a cake walk for Brookins, Rocha sucks
Elitex10x - February 15, 2012
I want to see some lateral drop action
Elitex10x - February 15, 2012
As for Loeffler
I still have to throw out there that I laughed and laughed yesterday when I looked at his Sherdog entry (and by the way, their new site does look rather nice) and saw he was affiliated with something called Manufractured Fighting; that’s definitely the name of a smaller fight camp!
Blair Russell - February 15, 2012
why the cut to blue flame?
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
There's Only One Fight Left
on the prelims so there is no hurry to get it started. It should be back up in a few minutes… and yeah, that’s what she said.
Blair Russell - February 15, 2012
I stepped away for a minute and now it's on the blue smoke screen
don’t they usually keep the camera on?
BROCKLESNAR!!!!! - February 15, 2012
either your SNAR or your BROCKLE is to blame for it
i’m sure of it
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
I imagine they don't know what to do with a cancelled fight
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
i've never known them to be shy about slinging ads at us
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
they do.
But they know that BE loves the BLUE SMOKE.
WAR BLUE SMOKE.
Jonathan. - February 15, 2012
The next bout was scrapped due to a freak ankle injury.
Machiel Van - February 15, 2012
did they say how he hurt it?
TitanFan2K - February 15, 2012
He had a classic case of
hegotscaredhomie
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
Buddy Roberts says on Twitter that Loeffler broke it while warming up
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
That must be the worst feeling for both guys
KingLujan - February 15, 2012
Not yet. Probably warming up. Weirder things have happened in the moments before scheduled bouts (see: Randleman, Kevin and Shamrock, Ken).
Machiel Van - February 15, 2012
What up Bitches??
Rutager - February 15, 2012
Awesome to see Salas pick up the win, he’s a local guy here (CO) and fights out of Grudge.
Democritus - February 15, 2012
Some between-fight entertainment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUyyHYkBHk
GreyedOut - February 15, 2012
That guy is obviously the best.
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
Fixed it for you:
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
Or this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxEsJF4H0Ns
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
fight got scrapped last minute
how bout an impromptu interview with local Omahanians?
Scribonius Curio - February 15, 2012
the dream sounds terrible. He’ll always be The Nightmare to me
Tats16 - February 15, 2012
Dirty
He needs to change it to “Dirty”
Mjub - February 15, 2012
Diego Dirty Sanchez. Active Preacher Man
Scribonius Curio - February 15, 2012
I've been saying this for years.
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
there's only one Dream to me
and his name is Hakeem
TitanFan2K - February 15, 2012
Dean "The Dream" Meminger would like to have a word with you.
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
Is He Related
to Bellator Brian Hemminger?
Blair Russell - February 15, 2012
Does Salas have a giant vagina tattoo on his back?
LeDuc - February 15, 2012
Mandingo "signed" his back
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
That was very nice of Antonio McKee
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
Can I just use this unwanted break to say
That I called the Brittney Palmer disappointment?
From the crazy Editorial Alumni live chat:
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
Will people hate Donald Cerrone a little less now, I wonder?
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
Unlikely
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
What's worse: Her Playboy pics or his cowboy hat?
(I haven’t seen them)
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
Her boobs are pretty awful.
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
They're not that bad
At all.
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
dude they are bad bad bad
she could have breast sex with an elephant
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
Plastic is your favorite material, I assume. And you love the fakeness
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
I don't think they're great, at all
But compared to the cowboy hat? I’ll still take her tits.
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
so, at least they're not shaped like cowboy hats, is what you're saying?
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
Here’s an idea: get yourself a Tapout cowboy hat, and maybe you’ll one day experience those magnificent, artificial mammaries
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
Stop twisting my words, goddamnit
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
Better words than nipples, eh?
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
Given your insatiable need for fags when you're drunk
Yes, yes it is.
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
Just had one, bud. I like putting them in my mouth
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
NAME 5 CEREALS!
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
Is there any prelims left now?
Rutager - February 15, 2012
Brookins-Rocha
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
Just one
Patrick Wyman - February 15, 2012
Dammit, Loeffler!
kreally - February 15, 2012
Saw the fence grabbing
I’m protesting that they give the other guy a submission victory to salvage my score.
halitosis - February 15, 2012
Alright guys.
Off work heading to class good luck to my team on their picks. The rest of you can fuck off!
P.S. I love you.
NickaG - February 15, 2012
I’m in class right now! What’s up, grad school?
RonSwanson - February 15, 2012
Wow, Ruining Your Special Night. HOW WE DOING SO FAR? Check your emails, bros.
mountaineers101 - February 15, 2012
horrifyingly bad
halitosis - February 15, 2012
I’m at 22. You?
mountaineers101 - February 15, 2012
5.
halitosis - February 15, 2012
Piss. Oh well.
mountaineers101 - February 15, 2012
yeah i got 0 points
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
Come on guys! I thought we were all on the Salas UD train!
mountaineers101 - February 15, 2012
i was at work and didnt have a way to change it
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
MMA > Real-life responsibilities. Everytime!
mountaineers101 - February 15, 2012
yeah. I know.
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
Oh well. Hopefully we can see Diego Sanchez get knocked out into stevia land or whatever astral plane he goes to.
mountaineers101 - February 15, 2012
I usually don't look at the email conversations until friday
halitosis - February 15, 2012
Orlando’s Brookins
Elitex10x - February 15, 2012
Rocha sub1
What the fuck was I thinking?
halitosis - February 15, 2012
I've got Rocha, but by decision.
kreally - February 15, 2012
I only saw Rocha’s Cerrone fight and that was a horrible performance
I picked Brookins UD
Elitex10x - February 15, 2012
Looked great against Mckenzie.
kreally - February 15, 2012
I have the same!
Brookins sucks.
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
8 mile
Ugh
You know bad meets evil came out right Rocha?
IRodC - February 15, 2012
What?
You’re criticizing this because it’s old?
halitosis - February 15, 2012
No
Because it’s overused
IRodC - February 15, 2012
Okay
If I was ever to be a fighter, I’d use the best, least used rap songs ever.
halitosis - February 15, 2012
Eminems new shit isn't that good
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
Recovery was pretty damn good
BROCKLESNAR!!!!! - February 15, 2012
Yeah
Never understood people disliking it.
halitosis - February 15, 2012
I disagree
At the same time I’m someone who wrote a thesis on 1999-2002 era Eminem.
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
Sounds interesting
What about?
BROCKLESNAR!!!!! - February 15, 2012
Note this is in high school not college
Just about his mastery of rap and the techniques he employs that make him one of the greatest of all time during this era (internal and external rhyme structure, wordplay, ect.). Also I wrote a lot about how his style is an combination of Masta Ace and Pharoahe Monch (he uses Ace as an influence on his content, and uses Monch as a HEAVY influence on his rapping technique).
Pretty boring stuff to anything that wasn’t my English teacher.
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
Oh okay, still interesting.
You’ve probably seen this but this video highlights some of Eminem’s writing talent….Even if it is Lose Yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miIxNCn-vjY
BROCKLESNAR!!!!! - February 15, 2012
No
Because it sucks
duck - February 15, 2012
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
Nice!
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
Is anyone doing
OBP’s BE drinking game?
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
I think I’m going to try it for the next PPV
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
RIP.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
that's right. secure your will
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
It was mostly based on Joe & Goldie though
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
I honestly don’t see how Brookins wins this. His striking is laughable, and I don’t think he can out-grapple Rocha
jammin.. - February 15, 2012
He might be able to
He’s tough and he got Aldo down. I think he loses, but he has a decent shot.
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
Eminem music should be banned from walk-out songs.
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
pretty sure he/his label pays fighters to play his tracks.
Luke Nelson - February 15, 2012
His stuff on the radio sucks
He does have some pretty impressive songs though
halitosis - February 15, 2012
in general or lately?
Cause I mean, early Em was some of the best rapping of all time…
Luke Nelson - February 15, 2012
Easily
Probably the best person at combining internal and external rhyme structure simultaneously.
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
Listen to his BET cypher with Shady 2.0
Every verse was very good, his was incredible.
His song with B.o.B. on B.o.B.’s mixtape was good
Some stuff on Bad Meets Evil was pretty good
Recovery had a few good tracks as well
halitosis - February 15, 2012
I prefered Mos Def's verse myself
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
Bedazzled shirt
I’m regretting my pick of Rocha already
halitosis - February 15, 2012
Eminem's "Lose Yourself" as entrance music?
Yup, he’s gonna lose.
duck - February 15, 2012
he's on a wrestling limit
he only has one shot
Sean in Vancouver - February 15, 2012
That's a rec
duck - February 15, 2012
OUTSTANDING!
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
and... green
Cunny - February 15, 2012
whats up with the pole?
Sean in Vancouver - February 15, 2012
Brookins gonna grind out a W
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
Hope to see some random lateral drops from Brookins
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
Light complected Jon Jones about to happen.
Rocha is going down
Snatchl - February 15, 2012
he does look kind of like jon
Elitex10x - February 15, 2012
michael jacksonfied jon jones
Elitex10x - February 15, 2012
-100 for using Lose Yourself
MaZZacare - February 15, 2012
Is it fighter bashing to point out that Brookins looks vaguely ape-ish?
jammin.. - February 15, 2012
Soooo are they waiting 15 minutes before the next fight?
LeDuc - February 15, 2012
No next fight.
Loeffler hurt himself warming up.
kreally - February 15, 2012
Jonathan Brookins may be the ugliest man alive
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
Don't watch much baseball, do you?
There’s some ugly, ugly dudes in MLB
duck - February 15, 2012
I watch a ton of baseball
I reiterate my previous statement.
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
I give you...Don Mossi
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/1448/mossi.jpg
duck - February 15, 2012
And Eziquel Astacio
http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/6056/astacio.jpg
duck - February 15, 2012
Yeah he’s not pretty..
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
Brookins via having an awesome walkout song.
av1o3 - February 15, 2012
Yea what is this?
MS_Dos_Santos - February 15, 2012
Midnight City – M83
BROCKLESNAR!!!!! - February 15, 2012
Gracias
MS_Dos_Santos - February 15, 2012
What is that entrance music by Brookins?
Sounds so familiar.
Chris Groves - February 15, 2012
Yeah can't put my finger on it.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
Midnight City – M83
BROCKLESNAR!!!!! - February 15, 2012
Dammit
You got it just before me; I had to look it up on Twitter.
Blair Russell - February 15, 2012
Thanks
Chris Groves - February 15, 2012
Brookins might be worse than Fitch
At least he loses more often though.
halitosis - February 15, 2012
the difference is coachability
TitanFan2K - February 15, 2012
So is it Stann and Glazer announcing?
jammin.. - February 15, 2012
Nope
Florian and Anik.
Blair Russell - February 15, 2012
Wandy and Mauro
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
The Voice and Bas
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
Bas and Quadros
Mjub - February 15, 2012
:(
jammin.. - February 15, 2012
Anik and Florian have dibs on all Fuel and FX cards from now until forever.
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
Yeah that’s what I though, but someone up there mentioned Stann, and Florian sounds a little strange tonight
jammin.. - February 15, 2012
Love those Hayabusa fight shorts Brookins is rocking.
Luke Nelson - February 15, 2012
Don't worry Brittney
Even if everyone hates on your Playboy pics, I’m still here for you.
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
Midnight City by M83
was Brookins walkout music. Probably sounds familiar from Victoria’s Secret commercial
JJB73 - February 15, 2012
I was thinking M83 but wasn't sure.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
o wow
outta nowhere
Cory Braiterman - February 15, 2012
HOLY SHIT!
Did not see that coming.
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
5 POINTS!!!!!!!
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
wow the fuck
Tats16 - February 15, 2012
WTF?
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
Poop.
RonSwanson - February 15, 2012
WOW
Jonathan. - February 15, 2012
Nice!
Snatchl - February 15, 2012
AMAZING
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
for realsies?
who saw that shit coming
Cunny - February 15, 2012
man thats some power from brook that i haven't seen before
Cory Braiterman - February 15, 2012
goddam
TitanFan2K - February 15, 2012
Nicely done Brookins
MattParker117 - February 15, 2012
OMG Rocha sucks
Elitex10x - February 15, 2012
Holy shit!
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
OH. MY. GAWD!
That was unexpected!
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
HOLY SHIT
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
glad I picked Brookins
Elitex10x - February 15, 2012
Wow your streams are all way ahead of mine
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
Hit ze Go Live button.
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
Yeah I noticed that the youtube stream is approximately 30 seconds ahead of the Facebook one. I still watch FB for the better quality though.
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
Foot, meet mouth. That was impressive
jammin.. - February 15, 2012
I picked Brookins Rd 2 Sub
BUT I’LL TAKE IT!!!!!
duck - February 15, 2012
Holy shit.
Did anyone fucking pick that?
kreally - February 15, 2012
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
Violent Newt - February 15, 2012
5 points I'll take it.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
Good job
I doubt a lot of people got 11 or even 7.
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
BITCHED
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy - February 15, 2012
At least I know the most anyone got from this was 5.
halitosis - February 15, 2012
Damn, that was weird
Those shots looked soft
Either way 5 points
IRodC - February 15, 2012
But they were dead on with no defense
duck - February 15, 2012
5 clean shots to the same side of the jaw. No def by Vagner there.
Snatchl - February 15, 2012
OH HOT DAMN
0 points but awesome for Brookins he’s a likable guy
BROCKLESNAR!!!!! - February 15, 2012
5 points
Tats16 - February 15, 2012
nice
MaZZacare - February 15, 2012
WAR nice guy!
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
Those were fucking clean shots to the jaw
they didn’t even look like they were that hard.
av1o3 - February 15, 2012
Those punches didn’t look very powerful in the replay, I’m surprised they put Rocha out like that
jammin.. - February 15, 2012
Goddamit
GreyedOut - February 15, 2012
wow Brookins finishes fights!
Jeremy Couturier - February 15, 2012
albino ape power right thur
straight up dangadadanged him
Cory Braiterman - February 15, 2012
Easy on the albino jokes, please
Some of us have kids with it.
duck - February 15, 2012
No need to be so serious about it
Got cousins with it, no need to be overly sensitive.
GreyedOut - February 15, 2012
It just seemed unnecessary
duck - February 15, 2012
That sounds borderline racist.. that being said, I laughed.
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
Damn, I had Rocha,
but that was impressive. Good for Brookins.
SteveevaD - February 15, 2012
That was pretty damn impressive
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
The reversal on the takedown attempt was awesome.
And quite a good finish.
Luke Nelson - February 15, 2012
That was pretty damn good.
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
No points
But we’re all winners here today.
Bookhouse - February 15, 2012
I picked Rocha, but that violence was worth me being dead wrong.
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
I'll take the 5, I know no one got more than that haha
Violent Newt - February 15, 2012
Lol Brookins is the nicest guy ever
jammin.. - February 15, 2012
I like this guy
I hope he doesn’t fail his drug test.
av1o3 - February 15, 2012
Patchouli isn't banned, i don't think
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
Man man man
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
Come on, man
there’s no need to be like that man, the dude, man, he’s just hyped man. I mean, did you see that finish, man?!
Damn, man!
R1 KO Brookins, anyone pick that perfect?
SteveevaD - February 15, 2012
Why didn't I listen to my super hot english teacher who I used to hit on
She told me to never change my answer unless I knew for a fact I was dead wrong.
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
wow man you’re so cool
Hendo_One-Shot - February 15, 2012
You forgot to use the sarcasm font.
discoandherpes - February 15, 2012
Implied sarcasm is implied.
Machiel Van - February 15, 2012
Really? I did not know thatdiscoandherpes - February 15, 2012
Vagner "Glass Jaw" Rocha
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
Dude, he took monster shots from Cerrone and survived.
kreally - February 15, 2012
to quote PDL:
/jk
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
He took off balance, all arm, punches from Brookins and went to sleep fast
Day Man - February 15, 2012
agreed. only joking here fellas
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
I have to think
The cut played a part.
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
agreed
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
Good point.
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
So learn how to fuckin' cut weight, Vagner.
duck - February 15, 2012
I'll take 5pts for 27.
GreyedOut - February 15, 2012
That was pretty cool, despite the 0.
22 overall still.
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
Stop pulling guard in MMA
KJ Gould - February 15, 2012
was that really pulling guard?
looked like a failed take down attempt.
DrTopo - February 15, 2012
They'll never learn...
duck - February 15, 2012
Unless you know 100% you will sweep
KingLujan - February 15, 2012
Awkward knockout of the year
Hendo_One-Shot - February 15, 2012
I'm surprised so many people went with Rocha
TitanFan2K - February 15, 2012
Well I figured they’re both ground fighters, with Rocha being the better submission fighter. Stand-up, they both suck
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
CERRONE IS EXPOSED!
pdl - February 15, 2012
ha
AwkwardwithwordmakingisGoldberg,huhJoe - February 15, 2012
Cody McKenzie is exposed!
Hendo_One-Shot - February 15, 2012
Beat me to it
halitosis - February 15, 2012
See you all in the main thread.
Earl Montclair - February 15, 2012
So is this it for the prelims?
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
yep
Elitex10x - February 15, 2012
I turned on the facebook prelims and the takedown happened.
Perfect timing.
rkilla - February 15, 2012
NOT
rkilla - February 15, 2012
so easy a caveman can do it.
Tats16 - February 15, 2012
Those shots were so clean
av1o3 - February 15, 2012
I'M THE JUGGANAUT, BITCH
Tim Bernier - February 15, 2012
whats all this points business
am i missing out on some sort of fantasy mma league?
flibit - February 15, 2012
Yes, yes you are
duck - February 15, 2012
Yuup
av1o3 - February 15, 2012
mmaplayground.com has a predictions option
Elitex10x - February 15, 2012
glad one exists at least
even if it looks like i’ve missed this one
flibit - February 15, 2012
Two exist
MMA Playground and Tapology. The latter is probably slightly better but MMA Playground allows you to form a league which is what we’re doing.
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
If you wanna join the prospects league for next season follow the link in my sig.
Zachary Kater - February 15, 2012
If you want in for Season 3 in a month or two..
go here: http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/1/31/2761068/becw-the-prospects-camp-sign-up
Make some picks, and you just might get yourself drafted for Season 3 of the Bloody Elbow Civil War
duck - February 15, 2012
Everyone who signs up gets drafted, but yeah, always good showing you’re reliable.
Horselover Fat - February 15, 2012
done!
flibit - February 15, 2012
Brookins....
great showing
rscott94 - February 15, 2012
this does not bode well for me only 22 points so far
benten20 - February 15, 2012
And to make matters worse you only get to enjoy my sig for 1 more week!
Machiel Van - February 15, 2012
you are cruel good sir
benten20 - February 15, 2012
At least
Nobody got 11/7 in the Brookins fight. I’m at 22 myself.
wonderfulspam - February 15, 2012
true that thank god for the hot bout but no one picked brookins first round tko
benten20 - February 15, 2012
Oh yeah? Well I'm at zero!!! Ha!
fml
jason18 - February 15, 2012
I'm at 5
halitosis - February 15, 2012
I'm at 27
Sweet Scientist - February 15, 2012
To quote the thespian and scholar, Bryan Callen,
“Jake Ellenberger’s head is shaped like a fire hydrant.”
Warbreezy - February 15, 2012
I love it, Herman and Sanchez on the same card. Let the crazywar commence.
Jeremy Couturier - February 15, 2012
does Dave Herman normally shave his whole body? I hardly recognized him, lol.
anamal - February 15, 2012 via mobile
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