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UFC On Fuel TV: Sanchez Vs. Ellenberger - Live Results And Play-By-Play For Main Card

UFC on Fuel TV Poster by Anton Tabuena

UFC on Fuel TV Poster by Anton Tabuena

As with every major show, Bloody Elbow will be here to bring you live results, play by play and commentary for UFC on Fuel TV. Our live coverage will start with the Facebook prelim stream (roughly 6:20 p.m. ET) through the main card on Fuel (8 p.m. ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.

This post will cover live results and thoughts for the Fuel TV main card.

Six fights make up the evening's main card with Diego Sanchez facing Jake Ellenberger in the night's main event. In the co-main event slot is a heavyweight bout between Stefan Struve and Dave Herman. Aaron Simpson will face Ronny Markes in a middleweight scrap. Heavyweights Stipe Miocic and Philip De Fries look to make some noise in a division that is seeing unprecedented depth. Two bantamweight bouts serve as the broadcast opener as T.J. Dillashaw faces Walel Watson and Ivan Menjivar takes on John Albert.

Make sure to come back during the event and share your thoughts as the event goes down.

John Albert vs. Ivan Menjivar - Round 1 - Albert coming out quick and opening up and landing a right hand. Menjivar is trying to be aggressive but Albert is finding spots to really open up. Menjivar with a spinning backfist that clips Albert and looked to stagger him a bit. Menjivar with the takedown. He lands a few punches and Albert works his legs up high. Looking for the omoplata now but Menjivar defends and opens up a bit. Albert keeps attacking with triangles and elbows and now a heel hook. Menjivar defends and lands a kick to the body as he stands. Albert landing hard and now really opening up and Menjivar is hurt. Albert pounding away, looks like he got away with an illegal knee to a downed fighter but Menjivar manages to get the takedown. Menjivar gets the back now and is opening up with strikes. Now a rear naked choke is locked in and Albert taps. Incredible action there and a big win for Menjivar. Ivan Menjivar wins by submission (rear naked choke), 3:45 of round 1.

T.J. Dillashaw vs. Walel Watson - Round 1 - Dillashaw wastes no time getting inside and getting a takedown. Watson stands up and Dillashaw slams him right back down. Watson turning and regaining guard. Watson eats some punches and tries to throw his legs up but ends up having his back taken. Dillashaw looking to lock in the rear naked choke and Watson is defending and trying to turn. Dillashaw landing a hard elbow. Watson gets to half guard and now tries to stand but Dillashaw takes the back. Dillashaw with another choke attempt and Watson defends and ends up with Dillashaw in mount. Back to a rear naked attempt. Watson is defending all he can but Dillashaw is all over him. Dillashaw now trying to switch to just throwing punches but Watson makes it to the second round. Let's go 10-8 Dillashaw.

Round 2 - Dillashaw with a big right hand right away. Dillashaw with a takedown and Watson is trying to attack but Dillashaw gets to side control. Dillashaw landing elbows and punches while Watson tries to defend any sort of pass. Now Dillashaw ends up on the back, but Watson turns and Dillashaw has mount. Dillashaw landing punches and takes the back again. Watson is basically giving up. Dillashaw is just beating the hell out of him. Watson keeps defending chokes. Dillashaw is just opening up big here. Watson makes it to the bell. 10-8 again, if not 10-7.

Round 3 - Watson tries to fly forward and throw punches and kicks but misses everything. Dillashaw tags him and then gets a takedown into side control. Watson jumps into a triangle attempt but Dillashaw manages to pop out. Watson attacking the leg now. Dillashaw pops out of the leg attacks though. Watson tries for another choke, can't get it and Dillashaw closes it out with some elbows. 10-9 Dillashaw

Official Scorecards: 30-25, 30-25, 30-26. T.J. Dillashaw wins by unanimous decision.

Philip De Fries vs. Stipe Miocic - Round 1 -De Fries with a weird pushing overhand right but now opens up and lands some harder shots that back up Miocic. Now Miocic opening up and De Fries drops and Miocic follows up with some big shots and De Fries is out. Stipe Miocic wins by KO (punches), 0:43 of round 1.

Ronny Markes vs. Aaron Simpson - Round 1 - Markes lands a few punches, pushes Simpson back and is trying to get a takedown but Simpson is keeping himself upright. No action so they're restarted. Simpson misses an overhand right and Markes lands two leg kicks. Markes really tagging him. Huge uppercut by Simpson drops Markes and Simpson is pouncing and trying like hell to get the finish. Simpson with a series of huge elbows. Markes looks for an armbar but Simpson just drills him with a few punches. Now he forces Markes to stand up and he is unsteady on his feet. Simpson pushing him into the cage now. 10-9 Simpson round.

Round 2 - Simpson pushes Markes into the cage and is holding him there and landing short punches. Markes manages to get out and he's chasing a bit. Markes with an elbow and now they trade punches and Simpson gets the body lock and drives Markes into the cage. Markes ends up turning and pushing Simpson into the cage now. Simpson reverses it back, Markes reverses it back again and lands an elbow. Markes manages to get the takedown now. Markes landing some short elbows and Simpson manges to stand up and Markes tries to get it back down but can't. 10-9 round for Markes.

Round 3 - Simpson comes out and clinches up after a right hand. Uppercut by Simpson and then misses the overhand right follow-up. Straight right by Markes now. Big struggle for position against the cage. Leg kick by Markes. Markes clinches and starts working foot stomps. They're restarted for lack of action. Simpson lands a flurry now. Markes with a knee. Simpson tries for the takedown, ca't get it and shrugs away. Markes lands a shot and SImpson slips to the ground. Simpson stands up but Markes has his back standing. Markes manages to get a takedown with about 20 seconds left. 10-9 Markes.

Official Scorecards: 29-28 Markes, 29-28 Simpson, 29-28 Markes. Ronny Markes wins by split decision.

Stefan Struve vs. Dave Herman - Round 1 - Leg kick by herman. Another leg kick by Herman. Struve misses the jab and misses a head kick. Leg kick by Herman again. Herman tries to open up and Struve turns hima gainst the cage and gets out. slow here still and Herman lans a few big right hands. Herman with another combination. Big right by Struve. Jab by Struve and they trade right hands. Body shot by Herman. Herman catches a head kick an Struve hits him with a jab. 10-9 round for Herman.

Round 2 - Leg kick by Herman, Struve fires back. Struve with a takedown right into mount. Herman turns and Struve slips off his back. Right hand by Herman. They're trading soft-ish leg kicks and then Struve nails him to the body with a kick. Nice four punch combo by Herman. Nice combo by Struve. Struve starting to open up and lands a nice combo that shakes Herman a bit. Struve is chasing him down and landing a bit. Uppercut by Struve drops Herman. Struve into full mount. Struve tees off until the referee has no choice but to stop it as Herman was just doing nothing to escape or fight back. Stefan Struve wins by TKO (punches from mount), 3:52 of round 2.

Diego Sanchez vs. Jake Ellenberger - Round 1 - They fire right away and Diego lands to the legs. Huge "Jake" chant from the crowd. Body shot by Diego. They trade body kicks. Diego with two punches and Ellenberger backs up. Diego misses and Ellenberger lands a few wide punches that got mostly arm. Ellenberger lands a bit more to the arms. Nice big knee by Ellenberger. Diego closes distance and lands a few punches and Ellenberger gets out with a knee to the body. Leg kick by Jake. They end up trading big shots after Ellenberger couldn't get a takedown. Ellenberger lands a few punches and Diego drops for a second but gets back up. Ellenberger lands a huge right at the end of the round and Diego tries to fire back but the round ends. 10-9 Ellenberger.

Round 2 - Spinning back kick by Diego just misses. High kick by Ellenberger is blocked. Ellenberger blocks a body kick by Diego. Left hand gets in for Diego. Left hook gets in for Ellenberger. Jab by Ellenberger. Diego lands a solid right. Diego with an overhand right that glances off the cheek of Ellenberger. Ellenberger ducks under a Sanchez punch an gets a takedown. Diego tries to attack an arm. Tries again. Big elbow by Ellenberger and a few more. 10-9 Ellenberger.

Round 3 - Diego rushes forward and eats a punch from Ellenberger. Diego with a left hand. Ellenberger with a jab. Right hand by Sanchez, he tries to rush forward and Ellenberger looks for the single leg but can't get it. Head kick by Diego just misses. Knee to the body by Ellenberger. Diego is coming on a bit here and lands a hard left. Ellenberger gets a takedown and Sanchez is working to his feet. Sanchez has the back now and he is going nuts from the back. Diego is pounding away! Ellenberger manages to get out after eating a ton of shots by Sanchez. 10-9 Diego (i really want to make it 10-8 for a draw)

Official Scorecards: 29-28 across the board. Jake Ellenberger wins by unanimous decision.

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not sure ill be around for the fights but

LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!
WAR BUS FEEDERS!!!!!!!!!

Damn, and Struve too? Sometimes I DO know what I’m talking about! Two predictions, two correct! Hooray for me! Hooray for all these comments, too! Damn y’all! I can’t wait to read them all!

the previous comment was brought to you by the u.s. marines.

fuck yeah!

Yes. What's up with that?

I mean I love the marines and all but are they hiring for the war with Iran or WW III … oh well. Back to MMA

I too shall not be here tonight.

WAR CPC

I love the live threads

Just for Anton’s posters.

Thansk for the compliment man. :)
wont be around unfortunately, have Organic Laboratory until 11

making banana oil today -. Go Team Montclair, ruining some special nights today baby!

I will be Here for the fights

Until then I have a free trial and Rampage vs Henderson to keep me busy.

I just discovered that Hustler energy drink does not mix as well with vodka as I would have hoped. I think it’s not fiesty enough… damn me for being cheap and not paying the extra dollar for Red Bull like I considered!

On that Note what's everyone drinking tonight?

I have this lovely six pack of San Miguel and to eat Doritos.

That is nice, I have some pretty good “farmer crisps” to go with my drink.

Also I just noticed we’re in the wrong post. :(
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/2/15/2800490/ufc-on-fuel-tv-sanchez-vs-ellenberger-live-stream-facebook

mmmm, doritos sounds like a good choice

Taking the whole month off from booze

So…water?

Very strong screwdrivers, heavy on the Smirnoff, light on the orange juice! I think I may regret it in the morning!

Let us fuck mothers!
muthers.

Get it right, yeesh.

Jon Anik, love this guy.

I feel like he’s not great at filling the empty space

It'll come with time.
Those prelims left me empty

Who would ever have thought Brookins would bring the most excitement?

Ha!

I was banking on Loeffler to finish Roberts before he finished himself.

That sounds dirty
Sean Loeffler def. Self (Submission - Ankle) at 0:00 R1

Ahhh, the neverending excitement of watching Stefan Struve get punched in the head repeatedly.

And then winning by submission.

Jui jitsu doesn’t work on herman

Tonight

Yusuf Islam will make his head bounce

So the people watching FUEL right now really needed to be told that there were fights coming up?

I never know if there’s fights next unless Joe and Dana are screaming at me.

Enough time to watch an ep of Archer before the main card.

I like it.

Shit! I'm like 2 weeks behind on that show at least.
that's classic Zakkree

Watch the episode from last week…Serpentine Babu! Serpentine!

Just like a regular cat, only awesome!

I didn’t think the most recent episode was that good, the ad placement for dodge was overwhelming

Who else is watching Spike until the Fuel card starts?

I’m playing ufc undisputed 3.

about to fight Tiequan Zhang in career with my BJJ caf

Let me know if it’s realistic enough that Zhang attempts 8 guillotines in the first round.

They programmed it so it’s the only submission he can try.

That would be awesome if it actually did

he tried an arm triangle which i defended easily, but haven’t been in position for him to do a guillotine yet.

Enoungh Time to watch Anderson Silva perform Rich franklins reconstructive facial surgery with his knees.

Enough time to pour a nice glass of scotch.

Jon Anik, I love you.

Well I'm gonna watch Blue Mountain state on Netflix until the fights start

Come at me bros

Are we absolutely SURE Ellenberger isn’t related to Franklin?

The chin cleft

Makes me think he and Faber were separated at birth.

His face is a hybrid between Franklin and Joe Lauzon.

Poll: would you have sex with Adele?

Total fottie. I’ll say yes.

I had never discovered that term until just now. Thank you sir.

Gorgeous face…and I love Brits.

Is it only sex, or do we get to kick it and talk music afterward?
Even though I might say yes either way

Might be worth it for the story alone.

Put me down for a yes.
Who?
C'mon son.

Even if you’re kidding, she has the voice of an angel.

Just tell me this.

Is she fat?

She lost weight recently

So the answer is still yes.

A little bit.
I guess maybe.

As long as she isn’t really ugly along with that. I’m shallow, I know.

I'm way shallow. But there's something about her.
I know.

I looked her up. She does have a good voice. Maybe if you close your eyes, you wouldn’t have to see her and she’d sound amazing.

She's not THAT great live
She is great

When compared to other people that are famous for sounding good thanks to sound engineering and distraction by boobies

I'm a part time sound engineer

So I take offense to that.

You should feel proud

Your peers make Katy Perry famous

That's an interesting way of looking at it

I will feel proud that I will one day have the power to make really hot girls, really famous.

I’d make her squeal like a piggy!

Diego Sanchez has never popped positive for any hallucinogens? Ever? Wtf?

Diego no longer needs drugs. He gets high on “YES!!!!!!!!!”

They usually don’t stay in your system very long

Diego is now focused more…so he is snorting ritalin.

Doubt it.. he’s just a weird guy

I don't like Diego

THERE I SAID IT

Can’t blame ya. He has a definite “settle down, Francis” vibe to him.

I straight up dislike him
Why?
Everything he says annoys the hell out of me.

It all seems like such bullshit. He has his head in the clouds and doesn’t speak in anything but hyperbole.

I'll be honest.

Ever since he started that shit about giving himself over to god and the ministry full time and changed his nickname to “the dream” I haven’t really cared about him.

hes alwayss been into his Jesus talk

I might be in and out during the broadcast

Family only has one computer, and every other person in my house needs to Farmville it up.

That is a sad, sad story
It is

Can’t wait till the family moves out and I’m all alone.

Of course, there could always be an “unfortunate accident”

/Menendez’d

Did I miss something?
yes, but not recently

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyle_and_Erik_Menendez

That was so shocking at the time

Now it seems like regular stuff

BV suggested off’ing your family..big story from ’93.

Well, when you put it that way, it just sounds mean.

I was about one year old

Before my time.

I read everything you type

In Ron Swanson’s voice.

Just wait until I make a fanpost comparing fighters to different types of wood.

There’s no way this won’t be gold. Or in wood-speak, rich mahogany.

You're watching the card online?
Nah

I’m typing to you on my computer. My phone is too shitty to do the whole mobile app thingy.

Oh, gotcha.

How you doing so far?

22 points

Outside of the hot bout I’m stinking it up.

Same.

But at the same time, I doubt anyone has more than 32 points right now.

This seems like it's going to be a low scoring card

Lots of unproven guys early on the card and a lot of flaky guys late.

Ahem. 38, thankyouverymuch
What else did you pick right?
First two perfect, Brookins Sub 2 got me 5

iirc first 2 fights perfect, 5 in brookins

Is it better if I skip the play by play and wait to see the video of the fights later since I don’t have cable or should I join in the play by play with everybody and still watched the videos of the fights later? Hmm…

It's always better

To watch the fights when you don’t know what happened.

Yup, never know the result before watching.
But..

I hate watching stuff that already happened. It takes the thrill away, kind of. Ugh.

Yeah, I never understood reading play-by-play. Especially if you know you can watch it later

This...my darling child, who refused to grow a 'stache for Movember, has given the whole family strep, so I'm sleeping now, watching later.

Why is Dana so mad about Dave Herman being hairy…?

A gorilla stole his frozen yogurt when his was boxercizing.

He has since developing an unhealthy hatred of body hair.

I think he disapproves of non-conformists in general

.

What is more wide-set? Diego Sanchez’s cut or Mariah Ashton?

she looks better naked than Brittany

Brittany looks like Flex Armstrong naked. Really rubbery and shiny.

playboy sucks

They ruin everything.

they didnt ruin her

her surgeon and tattoo artist did

And does she really have lips tattooed on her ass? Because if that was the case, I couldn’t do her without thinking of Billy Gunn.

Yeah, seriously. They’re supposed to be this bastion of nudie pics, and yet they fail horribly every single time nowadays. Pretty sad.

It would've been so, so easy to make an awesome UFC 144 promo

And they shit the bed.

i like Stann talking

He is a bit too aggresive though

it aint going down like that, homie.

yeah, it is

yeah you’re probably right.

Y U NO GIVE US NEW INTRO UFC?
JUST SILENCE YOURSELF AND FACE THE GODDAMN FUCKING PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Face the Pain is here regardless =\

I am facing the pain and my ears hurt

I hate how Canadians don't get all the pre-fight stuff on Sportsnet

Unless I’m missing something..

We just get an old ep of UFC Tonight (UFC Connected).

At least we get the main card on Sportsnet.

Okay yeah that's what I thought

Would be nice to see Stann and Helwani do their thing before the fights, Glazer I can do without

God damnit I am sick of this nu-metal bullshit.

GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
jesus christ

it’s the long version of this shit, too

TOO MANY FIGHTS! SONG ISN'T STOPPING!
I'll be that guy

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE that song!!!!!

I love it in a very ironic way

Face the Pain hipster?

Yeah. I use the irony and hipster mentality to hide my true identity. You could say I’m a closet meathed Just Bleed-fan

i also really enjoy it

This feels like the longest we’ve ever heard “Face the Pain” on a UFC show, right? FUCK YEA!!

AHOY! OMAHA IS MILDLY AMUSED! What's everyone snacking and dranking tonight, fellas?

Myself, I have some Wegman’s chili on this brisk evening, and, of course, Black Velvet and Diet Pepsi.

Mofongo and Pork w/ hot sauce

Lemon Juice

Lemon Juice?
I should say lemonade but it aint that sweet

I like it

Didn't you already ask?

Yuengling. Still Yuengling. And later, Yuengling.

I didn't ask, no.
Then someone's been taking your signature move
THE FUCK?!

OH SOMEONE GON DIE DANITE

Vodka and cranberry juice. Yeah, mock me all you want. It’s a great mixer

It's solid. Nothing too wrong with that.
I know I do this all the time but I can't ever let it slide.

What, are you on your period?

It's got vodka. It's allowed.

Any vodka drink is, in part, a manly drink. VODKA FTMFW!

Fruity vodka is the choice of teenage girls everywhere.

Still - vodka

Vodka is always allowed.

I have hair on my chest and baldness on my head! I’M A REAL MAN!

no mocking here

love me some vodka and juice

Good! It’s mostly one esteemed community member who tends to try to downplay my manliness. Then again, he’s never seen me in the showers.

valentines day chocolate and coke.

But what are you DRINKING?
I see what you did there.
He did, too, thankfully.

Johnnie Walker Black Label.

It's only 5pm, so no food

But I am pounding some serious water.

Nursing a serious scotch hangover from last night

Just drinking ze agua tonight.

wok fried chicken

broccoli, spinach, onions, garlic, miso sauce, soy sauce, lime juice, white rice.

Weihenstephaner Hefe Weissbier

osso buco with a glass of 1978 Montrachet

Well, look at this fancy man.

Would anyone be nice enough to PM me a link...

I don’t have fuel :(

What country you in?

Look at my Tweets

https://twitter.com/#!/TimBernier31

The average for this event is going to be so low.

Only 9 fights and a couple weird ones so far.

well you better let him out…

Ill never pick a guy with a fucking dick piercing nickname

in fairness

Bisping gave him the nickname, so there you have it

in fairness or in cementing it's lame brainless douchebaggery?
I bet it

It really is The Pride of El Salvador.

Menjivar is 29!? How!?
bizarre, huh

he was GSP’s first fight iirc

a while back he was curtain jerking at bantamweight on the GSP-Shields card

Talk about diverging career paths

The sweet dreams elf in the Kia commercial looks like greg jackson

The fuck is he coming out to?
Big John?
*Big Bad John

by jimmy dean

TRIVIA QUESTION FOR 0 POINTS!

Which current fighter did Menjivar once sub with a calf slicer? NO PEEKING.

Lauzon
SS takes it.
Shit, for a split second I thought you were talking to me
Lauzon
I gotta stop reading your sigs with your posts
I'd love to see the UFC use a fear factory song in one of the intros.

It seems like that would fit pretty well, and it’s better than nu metal. Something like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J64hEp63_I

Eh, it’s pretty damn close to nu-metal

To be fair

Fear Factory was a proto Nu metal band, in the sense that Burton Bell was one of the first metal singers to mix and clean vocals. The began as almost a grind core/death metal band, and have transition through many different styles. They’re very heavy though.

*all very heavy though.

Yeah, exactly, I know. I never liked them personally though. When I listened to metal back in the day I was more into classical black, death, and thrash metal

Watch any of Metal:Evolution on VH1?

Pretty good stuff.

Nope, never seen it. As I said that was from my teens to early twenties that I was a metalhead, pretty much stopped listening to it completely a few years back

Some of the new stuff is good

Big fan of All That Remains and ESPECIALLY The Sword. Damn, can that dude write some epic riffs.

Fire Lances of the Ancient Hyperzephyrians

New ATR = Horrifyingly bad

Old ATR = Fantastical

I liked Overcome. So I guess I'm one of the bad guys.

And their publisher’s lawyer was really nice to my kid when she wrote for permission to use “Two Weeks” in her video project for the school science fair. So I’m a fan.

thats awesome

If “Overcome” was their first album I could appreciate it but knowing what they did before makes it tough to appreciate

Kinda like me with Metallica fans who started with The Black Album, I guess.
to be fair, i started a lot later than that

but I loves me the first 5 albums

i can see how that relates
Im just happy as can be that Jesse Leach is back in KsE
HOLY SHIT REALLY?!
dont get me wrong, I LOVE Howard's vocals

but Jesse is gonna bring the pain on this next album and I cant fuckin weight

I hope so, but I'm still skeptical

Also gotta wonder if he’s over his health concerns.

Jesse has health concerns?

I know Howard is having battles with Diabeetus but didnt know about Jesse

He left because of throat problems

It’s why you didn’t hear him screaming in his other bands like Seemless.

Oh yeah, forgot about all that

I like Seemless a lot too though. I just know the last KsE album was atrocious so I hope they can bring me back

Love Seemless

I point to that for friends who listen to terrible radio rock as an example of good contemporary hard rock. But I want him to do old Killswitch WITH Killswitch. Worry that’s not gonna happen, though.

I gotta go back and find some KsE with him signing
Just get "Alive or Just Breathing"

That is all you will need

And Howard's gotta get Blood Has Been Shed back together

Spirals was fucking awesome.

kinda hard

Justin drums for KsE now

Get a new drummer

Not sure what the rest of them are up to, though.

Yeah man, I’m sure there’s good things out there. It was just, I went through some stuff and I need more positive and chill music.. nowadays I mostly listen to various electronic music, hip-hop, soul, jazz, reggae, that kind of stuff. My nerves can’t stand blastbeats and disted guitars anymore, haha.

Have you ever heard of Animals as Leaders?
Usually hate tech death

But AAL is excellent

AAL, The Faceless and Cynic are amazing Tech death bands

Basically, anything that combines jazz and metal is amazing.

I was getting shitfaced while listening to Carbon Based Anatomy last night

Beautiful stuff.

They're very listenable.

That is the best way I can describe it. They’re a group you listen over and over again.

Pretty much what I was doing last night

Rotating between that and the new Tombs.

Or just do jazz + hip-hop = Gangstarr

The early 90s were great for jazzy hiphop

my favourite era of any kind of music ever

THE SWORD

Are awesome.

Metallica added them to their 2-day festival in Atlantic City this summer

I saw one of the Metallica shows were they opened, back when the original drummer was with them. Damn, they;re good.

Yup

Outstanding live band.

I listen to a lot of different genres of metal.

I guess what I enjoy about FF, and this may be due to the concept nature of the early album, is the level of atmosphere that so many of their early songs possess. I really enjoy atmosphere in metal. It’s probably what as drawn me toward bands like Novembers doom, Burning Witch, and Earth, Sunn O))) etc.

The thing that is sort of unique about FF was that they were able to combine that atmosphere with some really crazy levels of aggression.

this is bizarre

such an odd walkout song and the commentators were totally silent throughout

/goes to tomorrow at 6pm on Fuel TV

//hits “record”

27 pts

On only 3 fights

HOT BOUT VICTORY

Slacker

38, son.

Dammit. You pick Brookins by KO or Means by dec?
Brookins by Sub

The other two by dec for perfect scores 11 + 22 + 5

Calle 13?

FUCK THIS GODDAMN DJ

Ah it was Menjivar?

Now I want him to lose, badly

not a fan of the reggaeton i see
Hear it everyday
Against my will

dont clap for yourself, damn.

“A cowboy karate fighter” ? – DOUCHE!!!

Cowboy Karate is best Karate

It’s as if his retarded nick name wasn’t enough. I hate this guy twice as much now

Cowboy Karate Fighter?

Um, what?

I’ve got a lot of fights picked by decision, but I’m hoping for more finishes.

It’s not a true sporting event in Nebraska unless Lawrence Phillips is throwing a woman down a flight of stairs.

That

And Houston Alexander is beating his son in the garage.

HE IS FOR REAL!
You would think his son would just double leg his father

Fight over.

Who is this can of a ref?

I’d say he’s more like a barrel.

Geez, Ivan's just all "Yeah, time for you to go to the floor"

lets gooooooo Menji

Albert looks threatening off his back so far
Not so much on his feet
Oh shit, typed that too soon

Albert at least can attempt subs better than Bruce Leeroy

Albert Everyone at least can attempt subs better than Bruce Leeroy

nooooooooooooooooooo

he kneed him when he was down!!!!!!!

God

I’ve been having the worst luck with betting lately. Don’t fuck me, Ivan!

fight should have been stopped

still pulling for menjivar tho

Love this so far
This is some wild stuff

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

great fucking fight

wow! what a comeback

Why did Albert give up his back so easily??
I'll take the 7

WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

roflmao

that was ridiculous. round of the year

Yes

Agreed. Awesome fight.

That was a fuckng crazy round

No fuckin way
YESSS!!!

Nice!! 7 points

Damn that was fuckin ill
5 points. 27 overall.

That was fucking awesome!

Ladies and gentleman, we have ourselves a fight night.
holy shit

Badass fight

Damn, I had Menjivar 1st round sub and changed it to TKO today.

I did the same exact thing.

GIMME ELEVEN BABIES
awesome awesome fight
Well....didn't see that coming.
YAS!

THAT WAS PHENOMENAL! 11 points and WHAT A FIGHT! CAN YOU SAY FOTN?!

What a fucking fight

I made it into double digit total points!!!!!

GREAT FUCKING FIGHT!

Albert didn’t even try to defend that rear naked choke

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS NUTS

Round of the night
Wow

Hell of a fight

Awesome fight!

Definitely FOTN contender

Looked like the ref was about to stop it when Albert was beating on Ivan, then Ivan came back..damn great fight

I think if Albert would have kept throwing, regardless of whether they landed, the ref would have stopped it.
lmao @ that RNC defense

holds his hands out wide, flails a bit, fucks it all and taps

That fight was awesome.
Dear Florian

Stop doing play-by-play. That’s Anik’s job for a reason.

He needs lessons from Rogan about how to yell into the mic

without it sounding like he’s actually YELLING into the damn mic!

He deserved to lose simply for going for that stupid fucking guillotine.

When you are about to TKO your opponent and you jump into a guillotine, you are an idiot.

Frank Mir is not impressed by your comment.
Bantamweight now has:

Level 1 Gatekeeper: Menjivar
Level 2 Gatekeeper: Mizugaki
Level 3 Gatekeeper: WIneland

i want to see Menjivar and Mizugaki battle
FOR THE INTERIM 135 GATEKEEPER TITLE
Lovely little 1-rounder there, thought it would be over with those strikes from albert

Too confident in his submissions, against a guy like menjivar maybe albert should have kept up the striking

That finish looked too easy… I wouldn’t be surprised if Albert hurt himself somehow… That didn’t seem like he insta-gassed.

Glad to see Menjivar get the W though.

I'm here to ask the same thing

Not taking anything away from Menjivar, but John Albert just…quit?

No way this goes all 3 hours.

Guaranteed we see the Brookins/Rocha fight again.

so that will kill another 5 minutes of tv time..........

I sense a bevy of commercials in our future…

get used to Brian Stann's chiseled milk jug dome
that was crazy

thought the ref sucked though, menjivar was turtled for ages

another argument for waiting longer for a stoppage i guess

he was out on his feet after the headkick

I would have stopped it. Glad I wasn’t the ref tonight tho

That was weird

The headkick landed flush and didn’t appear to hurt Menjivar too badly, then he just stood around with his hands down. I assumed he was baiting him but I guess he was rocked.

He was turtled up on the ground after that for a lil bit... he's lucky other dude had horrible accuracy
i thought he was rope a dopin

but yeah he took some shots

if he was faking, he had me fooled
menjivar is such a bad ass
war mini vega
Cant wait to see the Dave Herman fight...

For some reason, I don’t think that dude is pretending. He isn’t fake crazy. He’s fucking weird. I love it.

*isn't pretending... duh
you had it right
holy shit youre right.

Im a slow person

Hahaha, Ivan with a “What Would Saku Do”?

What Would Sakuraba Do???

We need bracelets

WHAT WOULD SAKURABA DO?
WWSD

What would Saku do?

This needs to become a meme.

This kills the meme.
Coming from someone with a dead meme for a BE handle.

So the way to prolong a meme is to never directly associate it with the word “meme”?

Nah

LETS MUTHERFUKERS was deemed meme-worthy within 2 minutes (check the Strikeforce: Heavy Artillery thread, I think “this will become a meme” is something like the 5th comment)

Sakuraba shout out!
Saku ref

I like this guy. WWSD.

and a hado-ken to close it out
Remind me not to get into a fight at Montréal-Pierre Elliott Trudeau International Airport
WWSD

HEREBY MEME’D!

Ivan’s a Jacksons guy? Hmm. Fuck it, I still like him.

Kinda

He’s a Tristar guy.

Thaaaat’s right. He and GSP are boyz.

Actually, that post-fight photo op was the first time Menjivar and Jackson had met.

I wanna dedicate this to parents?

But… They just don’t understand

Trivia

What current UFC champion did Ivan Menjivar fight?

GSP

Pretty sure they just mentioned it in the walk out too haha

I've never seen a Menjivar fight

Where it wasn’t mentioned.

I need to pay closer attention
Saku ref Menjivar's awesome
i love this fucking guy

and i know nothing about him and only saw him fight once before

must be his aura or some shit

always seemed like a cool guy

and his fights are a lot of fun

All I can see is beard....
Watson is going to destroy Dillashaw
Man do I hope you're right..
I fucking hope not :(

$$$$$

People are sleeping on Watson

I picked Dillashaw, but Watson is rangey with improving strikes, and knows hot to use those arms to choke people to great effect.

Dillashaw too confident in his chin. I think Watson going to tko him.

I don't think he's dumb enough to stand

He’ll shoot quick and keep it on the ground if he’s smart. Otherwise this will be fourth UFC parlay that busts because of one fight.

still? I'm picking Dillashaw via conservative decision.

If i make some What Would Sakuraba Do bracelets yall want some of that action>>>

Yeah lemme just pick it up when I get my BE t-shirt.
im not like Ben Saunders and LBO

I’ll actually do shit.

;)

I blame Kid Nate

For the delay on the MUTHERFUKERS shirt.

as you should
I'm ready to blame you

If the WWSD bracelets don’t happen.

YUS

You know the drill

No gifs

That's 2 drinks according to OBP.
technically we're allowed

its just people frown upon it.

I thought it was we're allowed pics now but still no gifs
Kinda

It just fucks up with the loading of the comments if someone comes in later or refreshes the page

It also fucks things up

For guys who were there from the start – if you’re watching the Fuel fights on UFC.tv (or a stream) the BE live thread will eat tons of memory if it has to load tons of gifs.

my bad, won't do it again

kind of a live thread noob

I really just hate Dillashaw’s face. He’s like a mini CB Dollaway

Don’t you dare downplay the hateability of Dollaway’s face like that.

Dollaway does have the ultimate douche face

He has a solid fivehead.

I think RYU is now on the (small) list of MMA clothing I could stomach wearing.

Glazier…BANNED.

?

no comprende

Perfect Punch commercials. You seeing those?

nope

my stream is from euroland somewhere

No more glass making on BE?

Do Anik and Goldberg have different script writers?

Because Anik is actually acknowledging fighters losing fights and not having “TOUGH BATTLES”.

Goldberg gets his notes from a room full of monkeys.
That's an insult to the monkeys

Florian likes guys that WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He likes GUYS THAT FINISH FIGHTS

I love that post-fight interview.

Any mention of WAR should mean you take a drink
Well, I'm back for good.

Done playing with my dog for tonight.

is that what the kids are calling it now a days?
Lol... nothing like that.

I was goofing around with my puppy and she bit me in the balls. I’ve taken enough punishment for tonight.

Just got home from school, any prelims worth watching?
yes

brookins, menjivar

Brookins/Rocha.

And the first fight on the main card Menjivar/Albert.

Roberts/Loeffler was a quick one
On an unrelated note

Linsanity is continuing with an ass-kicking of the Lolcramento Kings. Knicks up 10 with 4 minutes to go in the first half, Lin with 5 points, 7 assists

Lin streak goes to 7?
It's Linbelievable

but it’s also the kings

O kinda feel bad for Lin

Carmelo is gonna take his shots away

As long as it means wins

I don’t care who scores

Bendo is the MMA version of Jeremy Lin

and according to my cousin’s husband’s facebook, Jeremy Lin is his distant cousin, so I’m Linning by association.

Happy belated vaLINtines day.

I support my Asian Brother..named Jeremy. #Linning

I guess the honor of Sacramento is in TJ Dillashaw's hands now...
Dear sactown

prepare your anus

That game winning 3 against Toronto was ridiculous

Guy’s got ice in his veins with under 10 NBA starts

White guys should not come out to Roy Jones

Dillashaw coming out to Roy Jones Jr.? Get killed.

I AM A LITTLE STONED.

LET’S GO WALEL

Unfortunately, I think DillaBRO wins this fight.
DON'T HARSH MY MELLOW BRO
LOOK BRAH

LOOK BRAH

wat

monkey style?

RACIST!

Monkey style?

he should lose for that.

I picked dillashaw, but now I hope he gets crushed.
Monkey-Style Fighter?

There are some weird dudes tonight.

and Dave Herman hasn't even fought yet

Always makes me think of Jardine/Alexander

Just in case anyone misses it

and HERE……………………….WE………………….GO!!!

I knew something was missing
It's nice when a wrestler remembers that he's allowed to wrestle
its nice when a wrestler tries to finish

instead of being content to pin his opponent too : )

It's horrible when the other guy is the one supposed to win

/CW bias

Lasted long defending but Dillashaw didnt stop

If Dillashaw's got the cardio and sub defense, this is already looking great for him.
My parlay is going to die before it starts :(
GAZELLES ARE NOTORIOUSLY DIFFICULT TO GRASP

round 1 ko for Watson probably not the smartest choice.

I made the same pick

I think it’s hard to not to pick that against Dillashaw .

Kenny channelling Rogan with the deep choke
It's in deep!

…and he somehow survives.
I miss Joe.

Yamasaki just DQ'd Dillashaw
dillashaw looks like he's snotting all over the place

or is he dribbling

wtf is that shit

10-8 DillaBRAH

In a more liberal system, that’d be a 10-7.

A liberal system?

You need a glassectomy

/Volkmannized

That was well played.
Watson is utilising the tire-out the other guy gameplan
10-8 TJ

Good job. Make me some money, monkey.

10-8 Dillashaw in my book.
I'm feeling pretty good about my Dillashaw UD pick
Not me.

I think at some point he’s going to submit him.

Anyone else got this 10-8 dillashaw?
10-8 Alpha Male #3
#3?
They're all the same. I figured Urijah and Benevidez are 1 and 2.
Where is Danny Castillo!!!
People talk about Faber/Torres,

but Faber/Benavidez is the dream.

Team Napoleon Complex #3*
If DillaBRO knew how to finish a choke...

I mean, how do you leave Team Alpha Male and not know how to finish a fucking choke? That’s ALL those guys do!

10-8 really?

No 7 by anyone?

10-7 is out of the question

Why? He was close to finishing him on more than one occasion and Walel literally didn’t do anything but survive ALL round.

10-7 …..zero strikes

this… don’t even think he attempted anything other than TDD.

watson looks a little dispirited
aaaaaaaaaaaand round 2 is over
Don't have a lot of experience in the live threads.

Should I even bother to rec things?

Holy hell Watson has no clue how to stop a takedown
Yeah, that was fuckin sad

Just laid down when he touched his knee.

No idea how to stop any attack below his hips

Dilla just took his ankle and away we go

Watson, showboating after getting hit gets you no points

Some say that is how Nick Diaz beat Carlos Condit
HIGH FIVE

JINXIES THO

nick diaz school of fighting

And getting dominated in the previous round.

10-8 minimum R1
Yes

A bit more damage and I would have given him a 10-7

I might set a season low score…….including subbevil

Did we land the hot bout?
everyobe except me and halitosis
I feel like a tool for switching from Means to Magalhaes after seeing the staff predictions
You are this events Unabomberman
What the fuck was Watson doing with his legs there?

Just flailing all over the place.

Watson is pretty bad
He's fucking awesome when standing.
he should look into kickboxing

mma might not be the sport for him

Cool

He’s not good at MMA, though.

Oh, I know.

Just sayin’. I picked Dillashaw.

YOU'D BETTER NOT FINISH HIM TJ
I was thinking the same thing. How dare he have an impressive finish and further his career.
Seriously. The gall.
Quit besmirching his good name...
keep your negativity to yourself.
Um, he's being sarcastic because he predicted a decision.
It's cool, he's trolling for fun

We actually know each other. Weird, I know

i didnt realize i was walking into your posse...
I'll posse you

I know you just got your first submission, but…

Dillashaw take my parlay out of its misery and end this
Watson looks awful

This is the fighter I expected vs Dodson. I was really high on him.

Dodson is a spider monkey who has learned the secrets of anti gravity.
Watson is getting molested.
We like to have fun here.

I think Dillashaw is a straight up punk, but...

…he’s a hell of a lot more exciting than Chad Mendes.

Not that hard to be more exciting than Mendes

Although Chad was hella exciting last fight

I hope every fight Chad has ends like his last one

=]

Seems a lil harsh…

THAT CHOKE IS PRETTY DEEP

lets go of choke 2 seconds later

doesn’t mean they aren’t…

This choke looks like it will finish it

oh but Walel is holding onto his other hand.

Good god just throw in the towel
Dillashaw vs Watson is the new missionary.

Let’s not forget that Dillashaw is a hell of a wrestler

It’s not all about Walels bad TDD

sure

that said he’s got terrible tdd

No, that was some bad TDD

Great setups for his shots by Dillashaw, but damn, Watson is clueless about TDD. I’ve seen 9th graders look better their first day of wrestling practice. That was sad.

I want this to go to decision

just to see the scorecards. 30-24 is not out of the question

Goddammit Dillashaw finish the choke

I can still get my prediction right!!!!!!!

Dilleshaw loves hitting Watson's gloves
and then his face
10-7

20-14 DillaBRO.

Watson is clearly just trying to get Dillashaw tired for the 3rd round.
20-16 Dillashaw

Yeah, it’s that bad.

Dana still thinks Mayhem vs. Bisping was more one-sided.

Anik always finds something nice to say
20-16

I’d throw in the towel.

God damn!

20-15 Dillashaw. 10-7 second round.

Watson should have evaluated things – spend the next 5 minutes getting beat up some more, or just let him choke him out.

or get the comeback of the year KO and get me 7 points!!!

I have a 3rd rd tko for Watson……just sayin

That would make this the craziest fight ever.
Watson has an insane amount of heart, really.

But heart can only get you so fucking far.

20-15

More damage this round so he gets a 10-7

I actually don't have a problem with that.
Fucking beatdown 20-16 TJ
Another 10-8 imo

20-14

20-15… second round was closer.

he landed twice instead of 0
Dillashaw should get a TKO

Stop going for the choke

I think he should get a decision
Just got home from work. Did I miss anything good?
Brookins ended a crazy fight in Rd 1

Really? Wow.

Fucking TKO, too.
as did menjivar
Shocked the hell out of all of us, trust me
Menjivar - Albert

WAS INSANE:

C'mon Watson

Bust out some Rolling THunder.

this gnp must be not the strongest, so many shots landed from such a dominant position
Don't throw kicks Watson
Holy shit. Dillashaw has almost 40x more strikes than Watson.

This has to be one of the biggest striking differences I have ever seen in the UFC.

i like that they were showing all these stats during the fight.

were they doing it on the PPV now too?

First I've seen it

Goldie were spouting them like crazy on Diaz – Condit PPV. Don’t think we got to see the on-screen graphics though

10-8 TJ

How the fuck are we going to a third round?

Guarantee some dipship judge has it 20-18.

yay, jumping knees against a wrestler!

grapple-owned

Watson can get a 10-7 here and still lose, in the weirdest scorecard of all time. 27-23.

oh that was sweet

nice transitions to get the TD

Dillashaw can't get lazy, needs to flatten Watson out when he gets the back.

Break him down, stop him from turning back in.

Nice move by TJ to get on top again.
...and the fight is over
and yes, rd 3 is over

I swear to fucking god, if a judge says 30-27 I may have to choke a bitch

You'd probably be better at choking a bitch than Dillashaw is.

So Alpha Male or Nova Uniao for best camp for the little guys?

Deathclutch
best camp to eat the little guys?
Nova Uniao

Best camp period.

Chris Leben’s Gym

Nova

Not even close.

Any 30-27 card for Dillashaw should result in an immediate firing

oh snap

damn that woulda been sweet

That would’ve been two incredible comebacks!

Walel Watson WILL. NOT. DIE.
That was nearly the coolest thing ever
Son of a bitch, Dillashaw may still lose this
yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa

no

If only he knew what the fuck he was doing with these subs..
Same could be said of both

Armadillashaw has no idea how to finish an RNC.

SUB THIS FOOL!!!
Damnit, my dear watson
Way to just give up your back randomly.

Ride out the round

DON'T CHOKE HIM OUT

I need my points!

Watson seems to think Dillashaw is Californian slang for Sonnen
This fight has me curious...

Of what the fight with the most failed submission attempts from both guys is.

Bruce leeroy- Figueroa
yeah that was just silly
Cerrone vs Bendo I has to be high up there.
Man, that would have been one of the great comebacks...
HA! And he gives up his back.
Bendo-like in his submission defence is Walel Watson
Caceres-like in his inability to finish is Dillashaw
Yus!!

11 points!!

Shut up Kenny

Dillashaw was in the best position to get out of the heelhook, and was doing so correctly.

Why are you pumped up Walel

11 more.

That’ll be 56, thankyouverymuch

10-9 Dillashaw

30-23

30-25 Alphadouche

40 points for me so far!

Team Napoleon Complex

Something about them that I just do not like.

Yeah, I’m not a fan either. They generally seem very jocky and douchey. Wicked headband, brah

That was an absolute clowning

Walel Watson will be back…….why?

Because he has long limbs
Maybe he wars?

Or has incriminating photos of Joe Silva.

getting told he was too small to ride the teacups at Disneyland
30-25, maybe 30-24
never a 10-8 last rd
good point, i'm full of shit

30-25 it is

Possible 10-7 for round 2.
Fuck this event.
pretty good so far
Neither of these guys are all that great.

Dillashaw just looks good against guys who can’t handle his wrestling.

10-9, 30-25 for Dillashaw imo

props to watson and dillashaw looked great 30-23

30-24 or 30-25?

Shit was a class A beatdown. Walel Watson didn’t even win the standing.

Dillashaw is green, but has a ton of potential.

He reminds me of Diego.

His pace helps him take guys out of their rhythm.

No way that last round was a 10-8

Watson at least threatened for a brief bit.

first round could have been 10-7 with the last round 10-8
shit, last round 10-9
30-24

10-8, 10-7, 10-9

30-27
No 10-8?
last round i like the sub attempts, so i stupidly scored it even

I shouldve watched the 2nd rd more though tbh

also, thought judges would be too conservative

don’t feed the trolls

10-7
10-8
10-9

30-24 IMO

Matches to make:

Dillashaw/Figueroa
Caceres/Watson

I think Dillishaw destroys Figueroa

It’s a step down from Watson, he needs a step up

It's about the same level.

He can work on his finishing skills.

Whooo Dillashaw!

Also is it me, or do Anik and Florian seem to not be excitied at all when good shit is going down?
We need good ole JR in the booth
Seriously

They talk over huge shots, then exaggerate minor stuff.

That was one of the most embarrassingly one sided fights of recent memory in the UFC.
Walel might get cut after a beatdown like that. Lost his last two.
Don't count on it

Walel is exciting and likes to bang

172-12

Total strikes

SURPRISE

Does that mean strikes thrown or strikes landed?
DA-YUM......
YES

JUDGES GOT IT RIGHT FOR ONCE

Good score cards from the judges
30-26? lolwut

Should have been 30-25 at the minimum.

Yay for good judging.
WOW

Judges did right…

My next comment will be my 20,000th on SBNation…..what should I say???

"I have too much time on my hands" :D
SOMETHING ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A DIABOLICAL HATER YOU ARE

OR DECLARE ME AN EVEN MORE DIABOLICAL HATER

Something memeworthy
Thomas Jefferson still survives
Good judging

this event is nice so far

When is Dodson fighting?

UFC ON FOX 3! May 5

FLYYYYYYYWEIGHTS

They should have done that shit in a one night tournament. Those guys have cardio FOR DAYS!

The Move of the FIght

Should just be any random takedown. Choose one.

And in more Linsanity news

54-36 NY Lins at the half. MVP with 6 points, 9 assists, 1 turnover.
Kings can’t buy a bucket

Still can't believe what's happening with Lin

If he keeps playing like he is he’ll probably be better than CP3 or Nash by the end of the year.

M

V
fucking
P

I'm just pissed

the Lakers didn’t pull the trigger on him before the Knicks let him play.

It's a shame that all-star voting was only a month into the season

otherwise we’d see his talents lindicated in the all-star game.

I don't see him keeping it up for that much longer.
I do.

Why would he slow down? Players just don’t “appear” like that and disappear.

Guys will have stretches of 27 and 8 if you don't care that they turn it over 8 times

He’s good, but the numbers are gonna come back to earth.

I don't think so, at all.

He’s the real deal.

He's not the best point guard in the league by a wide margin, which is what 27-8 would be
I don't think he's that far off actually,

The Knicks are 14-15 at this point. If they sustain their huge lead tonight they’ll be 15-15. 7-0 with him, 8-15 without him. That’s crazy.

if tonight is "back to earth"

I’ll take 12 points and 16 assists from my PG

He's up to 16 assists now? Damn.

What’s his FG percentage though?

i'm projecting to the end of the game

he’s 3-5 with 8 points, 10 assists, early in the 3rd

It's about 50%
Can't ask for much more. I'm enjoying the linsanity.

I liked Super Lintendo for a nickname though.

I don't know how it's NOT the Linja

Sneaks up on everyone.

I'm thinking about writing a fanpost about Bendo,

MMA’s answer to LINSANITY

Tons of reason for players to not consistently be that successful.

Defenses are just now starting to plan strategically against him, I imagine.

and they aren't slowing him down much
I don't know about that

i’m starting to think that this hype is real.

It's unrealistic to think he'll keep playing at this level,

but he’s proven that he’s no one hit wonder.

Move of the fight

Then showed 4 different clips

11 more points

49 overall.

Woodhead trains at alphamale

He’s like 4’ 1".

DEAR NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

HOW BOUT THEM GIANTS?!

30-26

Is almost criminal (should’ve been a 30-25 or 30-24).

Well, it’s better than 30-27 at least..

freedom fries is going to lose.

My knicks are actually good

Which means it is all going to come crashing down any second now.

Just wait until Carmelo is back

I have a feeling the team might start doing bad again.

I'm hoping that Melo is just awesome with an actual point guard

he had some of his best games with Miller at the PG

Well they don't have to rely on 2 Iso players going Iso anymore

So that’s a start.

A successful pick and roll D'Antoni offense winning with a competent point guard

whoda thunk it

How is the military going to stop natural disasters?

Shoot the clouds and ocean?

im still at 22 this sucks
Yayyyy, phil!!!!!

I thought americans liked fries?

Sorry I was taking a nap,

wake up find I got 49 on this event, suck it benten20.

I'm 2 for 5

With 33 points. Thanks god for two perfects.

Same here

Hot bout <3

4-1

49 points.

You are my favourite draft pick

ouch

Sorry

But fellow European + insane overperformer + top 10 overall = wonderful

(btw, that was an attempt at Brazilian English, not me talking about myself in 3rd person)

Can you do picks on BE or is this for another site (not sure if I’m allowed to be specific or if that’d be spam, but starts with tap)?

3/3 1 perfect

4/4 2 perfects

We do it on mmaplayground.com

Watch out for a new season after the UFC Sweden show

My score isn't great,

but only one wrong pick tonight.

Dillashaw is the new Dolloway for me.

One of those guys I just don’t like because of the way he looks. Meh.

Look + name. Stereotypical jock douche

brent if you are reading this

I disagree with your tweet:

hope Dillashaw learns to stop going for the choke and just punch away until the stoppage. He could have finished for 8 of first 10 mins

I thought he was smart about not punching himself out. Seems like he favored control over putting all his power into the strikes. But holding Watson’s head in place against the canvas while throwing punches was +100

Watson was helpless

Dillashaw should’ve kept throwing

He won, that's all that should really matter for a prospect like him.
The ref should've stopped it

But yeah, Dillashaw shoulda kept throwing.

Arm triangle.

It was right there many times. At least try it once?

That should be a go-to sub for anyone with a wrestling background

It’s just a folkstyle headlock with an attitude

I think it was a good performance. God knows he tried the RNC enough times.

43
2 perfects
4-5

56

5/5, 4 perfects, 1 winner

I’m drinking Steven’s Pointe brewery’s “EinBock” and loving it…

So, wtf happened to Albert to make him just…stop fighting?

And what the hell is with all the comedy fighting styles? Cowboy Karate (does that mean six gun at fifty paces, high noon?) Monkey Style?

I dislike T.J. Dillashaw.

Me too

and the entire Team Napoleon Complex crew.

Even Benavidez?
Nobody dislikes Benavidez

I’m sure of it.

I don’t dislike them. I dislike someone ASKING for a simple path to the championship. Especially when you know your coach is a big enough tool to give you that path.

And then you proceed to get pwned by a flyweight.

mdh post and we shall green

I think he should retire at 19,999

I think he should go out with a bang and become legend.

Now I feel like less of an idiot

I was just about to post, “Whatever happened to MDH? Haven’t seen him around.” Missed when he changed his name to his, you know, name.

ahhh 39 pts for the Bastards, where you at Tats aka “Blondie” ?

33 I think, thanks to hot bout.

"Always durable Joey Beltran"

except last fight.

"Usually durable" doesn't have the same ring to it.
lol

Sounds like a condom commercial.

We still have four fights.

Fuck yeah.

There muthafuckas look like twins...
yeah, over there... those guys look like twins
I think this Heavyweight fight is going to suck

I picked De Fries for some reason. I’m thinking Miocic now. But who knows.

Yeah if this goes past the first there’s gonna be a whole lot of meat staggering around that cage

The British connection, obvi
yeah, over there... those guys look like twins
Just checking in

since I can’t watch this bad boy. Looks like I’m sittin on 43 points.

Work? School? Or no link?
No link

and I feel like the worst sort of feverish ass.

Email and I can hook you up
As soon as I see unproven HWs on the card

I think ugly decision

STANDANDBANG

This is clearly going to be fight of the night.

Earl ain't commenting because he's still composing his comment.

Sup Earl. Don’t say anything if you’re stupid.

He don't just want position, he want submission

I’d rather have a stroke than watch this fight

Seriously?

Cause it might end in an awesome KO.

It was a lame joke. De Fries came out to The Strokes

This poor mans cro cop better win.

He’s the last fight on my parlay.

Oh, Linkin Park

Cool

Yeah no

My spotty adolescence disagrees

Terrible walk-out song. Insta-lose

Hybrid Theory was the shit

When I was 13

that topic line

has one word too many

Agreed.

It was a good album.

Is raw cabbage and cauliflower a strange snack?
Nah

It isnt tasty but it isnt weird either

I actually love the taste.

I’m basically vegetarian at this point lol.

Is anyone seeing these fucking Jay Glazier infomercials? It must be my stream…of consiousness.

I bet his tattoo says something like...

… “This dumb ass got these letters on his back.”

Love the codpiece flag
Also

Linkin Park. Haha.

Crap, I picked against a wrestler

I won;t win another fight tonight.

The guy who wants to be cro cop is going to win

How can a guy that's sponsored/friends with Derek Hess come out to this shit?

Hess has some amazing work, i’m not sure.

That he does

All four of my tattoos.

Nice. Post pics!

Are live threads still no-pic zones?
pics are fine

no gifs tho

Here's one of them, kept it small..

Right on. I’ve done tattoo commissions and it scares the hell out of me that someone would use my work. Hess has a great body of work that translates well.

British fighter = Concussive KO incoming
BUT HE BEAT ROB ROTTEN
Heavyweights=no decision
Those guys were from the northwest of england, this guys from the north east
This post was surprisingly accurate!

hey he changed his shorts.

Cro Cop hired Apple's lawyers to sue him over the infringement.
Stipe's nickname should be Red
Where is Mariah Ashton tonight?
Right here, bud
She's on my computer screen right now.

With her friend. Not Phil Davis. Unless Phil Davis is a hot chick.

“The crowd is lathered”

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

epic striking defense.

How could he forget to mention Chandella after Arianny?

GIMME GIMME GIMME I GETS THAT 11
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

gg

Yeah!

11 points.

11 POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

on BE or….?

@FakeMirkoCrocop WAR

that was some retarded striking defense by both guys

OOH AAH

VIOLENCE

That's 5

Why the hell did I pick a sub?

61, anyway.

Lol that is a good looking UFC heavyweight eh Anik

47 seconds of two men fighting with their chin straight in the air
Lets see if Philip

keeps his undefeated streak going.

pretty much as expected, minus him actually hurting miocic briefly
oh balls, how did i put round 2. ugh :(
AAAAAARGGGHHHHH

I did the same.

Well

That was quick. Thanks for saving us the sight of gassed heavyweights, Stipe.

11 points

38 total

you are kicking my ass

i gots 21

can you do picks on BE?

Nah it's on mmaplayground

it’s on mmaplayground.com

Whoa

So I think a fight just happened.

WTF kind of striking was that?
From Brent

“Golden Gloves boxing champ” is one of the most worthless credentials on earth

Bullshit, Avon Barksdale competed in that tournament

Depends on your state
What happened to Wallace, String?????????
(Yes, I know Avon didn't say it, but he caused it)
Stupid to get in that slugfest
+1

Miocic needs to be smarter. He could have finished it just as easily without taking any shots.

BRUTALITY!

60 points

HOLY SHIT

Why did I listen to BE instead of you?

I liked that fight

They went to WAR
JUST BLEED

YESSS!

He just won me $9000 on the playground.

he won me about 60 real dollars
How worried were you during those exchanges?

That was close for a while

a tad

that’s the problem with heavyweights. stand and wang can fuck your night up real quick

I wish i had 60 real dollars.

Pffft

Real dollars.

+7 and Miocic/the winner Barry/Johnson would be fun as fuck
I like that idea.

On the edge of my seat, waiting for the Final Decision on that fight..

I knew I should have changed my pick

Now it’s time for the 2000 year old wrestler

2001 years of wrestling

must wear on the body

fuck, we have to watch that, don't we?
On a purely points battle phil would have won on volume of strikes
43 pts

This card has been stellar, but Aaron Simpson is next, so 15 mins of nap will happen.

Looking forward to the new TUF.
More looking forward to Brazilian TUF, to be honest.

Looking forward to both! haha.

Not looking forward to Indian TUF if it ever happens.
Y'ALL PUMPED FOR THE NEW SEASON OF TUF LIVE???!?!??!!!
29 now

45 for a fellow bus feeder

They keep saying Omaha

I feel like having a Runza. Sp?

Stipe looks like a non-baby fat Josh Barnett.
I expected Stipe to sound all like "If he dies, he dies"...
Phil wearing lipstick?

Deserved to get knocked out.

NEVER step into a HW fight looking to kiss your opponent. It’s bad form.

Heath Herring agrees.
Frank Trigg disagrees
Yeah, but he has a tramp stamp.
Heath Herring does Octagon Gymnastics
BECAUSE HE'S KRAZY.

I wish someone would be like “fuck this city sucks, I can’t wait to get out of here”

Kos isn't on the card

and they’re not in NJ.

hey you do not disrespect the home

of uh.
uh

Koscheck did that and lost vision in his eye months later
Lol

That seems like a Koscheck role.

He was the first person I thought of.

I do not cringe when Anik holds the mic. Plus he’s not yelling all the time.

The only thing I don’t like about Anik is that he doesn’t have a great voice for broadcasting. But that’s nitpicking, he’s a pro and a definite improvement overall

Anik

Has been terrible tonight. He does everything Goldberg does, but way worse.

Really? Well, I guess I haven’t been paying attention enough. He hasn’t annoyed me nearly enough as Goldie usually does though.

I thought Anik was really good

In his debut. I like him a lot, but he’s been really, really poor tonight. He seems totally bereft of confidence.

Not even close. Goldberg hasn’t learned a damn thing in a decade. It’s unprofessional.

Miocic vs. Mitrione

Don’t care that Mitrione just lost.

I'm thinking

Nelson/Mitrione
Miocic/the Barry/Johnson winner

I should replace Joe Silva

Hola labia majoras....

55 so far…. how’s everyone else doing?

Are we comparing thetans?

I’ve got like… 100,000

My midi-chlorian count is off the charts
Cool

You destroy the death star and I’ll summon xenu.

sounds like you need a cleanse to get back to 0. Your 0 will only be recognized with a minimum donation of $1K.

39
you outed my name....

DIE!!!

You outed your own name

By posting youtube videos that named the conga player.

So tired of every fighter saying "It's up to Joe Silva, we'll see what the UFC wants, etc."

Say something exciting. Call someone out. Check on Machida. Get some fans.

I thought the same

Miocic/Del Rosario when the latter is healthy?

hello soon-to-be UFC lightweight champion of the world

We get an interview THROUGH CHRIST!!!!!

Everyone ready to watch a man get held against the fence for 15 minizzles?

as long as it's Simpson doing the holding I'm fine with it
Depends on who is doing the holding.
Ronny Markes recod: 12-1

FUEL graphic: “Won 12 of last 13 fights”

No kidding.

Ah, the benefits of the Fox deal
LOL

helpful in their graphics is Fuel, Joe

Would have been better if FUEL graphic said he was 203482304-1.

You know. All those random wins they pull out of their asses.

Ronny Markes is the lineal Croatian wrestling champion

Lest we forget

what the fuck is Golden Corral?

some buffet place

flyover states mostly

i live in NV where buffets are religion....well that and compulsive gambling
yea they're lower class

than the belagio

Bellagio is the best buffet on planet. I went before ufc116 and it was bonkers
Belllagio also will let you get Macallan while gambling even at the min tables
on the good news

when HKL does a meetup, we’re going to your place imo.
Vegas > most. Probably cheaper than you all coming out to NYC

I am in Northern Nevada but I'll make the hour plane ride to Vegas fo sho

You don’t wanna know.

Where gluttony is law
A place where America's obesity epidemic is born
10 bucks gets you anything you want
Except blowjobs
can't be to sure about that.

I’ve never been around back before. It wouldn’t surprise me.

Man, I ALWAYS miss the Blowjobs Special night

What do I get? Lemon Meringue Pie.

Eh, in parts of WV, it may get you a few.
You'd be suprised
Really?

Maybe it’s a regional thing, but it’s a pretty crappy buffet-style restaurant. Choose and entree, iirc, and then grave at a salad/veggie/stuff that’s bad for you bar

Apparently the only place to get the chocolate wonderfall.

Duh

it made that guy's YEAR!
You obviously aren't hitting the right bars
They have a chocolate fountain there. :)
Knicks up 21 late in the 3rd

FOR FUCKS SAKE DANTONI LET LIN REST!

What an awful sport.
don't hate

because the raptors are useless and vancouver couldn’t even hold onto their team

Lin is playing fantastic tonight

Dishing and dishing and dishing.

I went to my first raptors game a few weeks ago, they are the worst team in professional sports

then you haven't seen the Bobcats play
You obviously haven't seen my Orioles play baseball in the last decade and a half.
I was about to say that my Astros had a worse future

but then I remembered Peter Angelos is still the O’s owner.

Lunhow was an absolutely great hire

/Cardinals fan

The Columbus Blue Jackets would like to speak with you.
Don't you dare speak ill of the Grizzlies

WAR BRYANT ‘BIG COUNTRY’ REEVES

No, everything about it sucks.
your opinion is bad and you should feel bad
i'd post gifs

but this isn’t the place for it. safe to say it’s better than any random hockey/soccer/curling/ice fishing you flappy headed rioters have

Just realized I hit my parlay

Miocic, dillashaw, brookins

On ufctv we dont get all these lovely hyping promos. i feel sad
Ughhhhhh.

I hate these fucking promo interviews.

They are so fucking awkward.

sooooo awkward. They’re pretty much always brutal

ben admittedly needs to spend some time with chael p sonnen
So is Jeremy Lin eligible for the rookie/sophmore game

all-star weekends needs some LINSANITY

not unless he's a late addition
He should be

All star weekend needs as much eyes as they can get

they should just put him in everything.

3pt contest, dunk contest, rook/soph game, all-star game, everything

Apparently the NBA's considering squeezing him in the shooting stars competition
oof

that’s not his game at all

They should make a new all star event:

get 4 players/analysts to list as many Lin puns as possible in a minute

I saw that.

They should put him in the skills challenge that the PG’s do. That’d be fun to watch.

Will Bieber play in the Celebrity game? I have priorities.

Most awkward 3s ever
cut these interviews out

the leafs play at 10 and I need to see them lose 5 in a row and become depressed.

I have Gardiner and Khabibulin going on my FanDuel team tonight.

I always LOL when Leafs fans think Gardiner is as good as McDonagh.

He’s not at all. But at least the Leafs haven’t traded Gardiner for Scott Gomez.

Leafs lost to the JETS the other week, how you like us now son

Have the Jets won on the road yet this year?

good question.

Ruh-Roh Tats

Bob McKenzie tweets that Schenn is gonna be scratched tonight. TRADE!!

oh snap

RICK NASH

nah I doubt it.

More like Jeff Carter, homie.

Enjoy!

Yes…..just not often. But honestly they’re doing better than expected

they will beat the Oilers.

hope so, cause we’ll prolly lose to vancouver on saturday…tough times.

just riot

thats apparently the thing there

That main event is SICK.

Damn

Reservoir Dogs and the Crow in one night? Not bad.

They Gould have a card every Wednesday, getting me through the week

Fucking phone …should*

I sure hope Fuel is an uncensored channel or Reservoir Dogs wouldn’t even be worth playing.

What, you don't want to be up in the alps

with the big lebowski?

"That's marvelous

Phillip Seymour Hoffman is the Man

After Gary oldman of course

Have you seen Before the Devil Knows Your Dead?

i have not
Great fucking movie.
Although

Happiness >>> Before The Devil Knows…

The first 5 minutes certainly is....

I love Marisa Tomaei.

I especially love her naked.
Untamed Heart was filmed on my street

I met her while they were filming. She was a spank bank superstar for several years of my youth.

She’s aging a bit now, but she’s still hot.

Ides of March and Pirate Radio

Watch em

Fun fact: Ryan Gosling was in the Mickey Mouse Club
Another Fun Fact: Fuck the Oscars for not recognizing the awesomness of Drive

Second that. Oscars mean nothing. Hitchcock and Akirasawa got jack shit.

Kurosawa, you mean?
Roshoman is the coolest concept ever
Don't like Pirate Radio.

I don’t want to spoil it, but watch the first five minutes. Awesome AND DISTURBING. Hoffman is awesome.

There is no more disturbing scene in any Hoffman movie than when in Happiness...

…the dog licks the “male fluid” off of the railing.

You have to remind us.

Truth

Well

At least this week’s “Action Cinema” has Reservoir Dogs and The Crow, which is more action than the one time that deal showed Clerks.

Yes, CLERKS as “Action Cinema”. A typical FOX fail, I say

Whatever action is, Clerks is the opposite of that.

I love that movie, but 95% of it is just two guys standing motionlessly behind a counter top.

That's low budget cinema for you
I still have no idea how that movie cost 30,000 dollars to make.

Did they build the Quick Stop or did they just have to pay the medical bills of somebody who fell off of the roof?

Depends on how much days it took to shoot

and how much went into post production

Brent needs to start using punctuation other than periods in his fight descriptions.

Reading them, he always sounds so bored.

Anyone ready for the earmarked dud?

So Ronny Markes is streaking...

Anyone else catch that?

WE'RE GOING STREAKING!

Through the quad, and into the gymnasium!

Ben Henderson, title challenger, whose last fight was on http://Facebook.com, is now being interviewed on FUEL TV. UFC has some thinkers.

He still has it better than JDS.
This will either be epic or very boring
Looks at who's fighting...

Aaron Simpson?… going to watch Linsanity.

espn?
Internet

seems like they’re not playing it over here on the West Coast.

fuckin whatever

Ill watch Simpson bear hug this dude then

If you want a link to the game

I found it on the website Tim Bernier posted on his twitter.

What's this linsanity mention, and why is it/he linsane?
He's this basketball player who never got to play

and was on the verge of getting cut. Then everybody on the Knicks got injured and he got to play. Turns out this guy is amazing because he’s averaging 28 points and 8 assists since he got to play and nobody expected it.

also the first american-taiwanese player.
and Harvard graduate.
And his name is so pun
I just saw a sign

that says Linderella with a Cinderella picture with a face cut out.

still dont get it.

he’s insane as he’s a harvard graduate? and part taiwanese? or is it just becasue of the unlikeliness of the situation

He's like Bendo

a guy who, by all means, shouldn’t have succeeded at the highest level of the sport, but he’s done it in impressive fashion. And Asian people aren’t exactly known for athletics, so that just adds to the legend.

It's New York #1 so everything is multiplied times 10

And he’s an undrafted, out-of-nowhere guy who has put together 6 games that you’d think would have come from the best point guard in the league. It’s basically impossible. Non-1st round picks typically don’t even have a career in the NBA, let alone undrafted, let alone playing like a star.

He also took a team who was doing terrible

and lead them to an impressive 5-0 run.

Simpson wins the music war

Metallica’s version of Turn the Page is quality

You are correct, sir.
And now Metallica
Damn straight

Simpson looks strong for a 300 year old

old man strength
Wasnt FUEL on some free preview tonight?
some places

not for me

It's only free if you actually have FUEL in your Comcast area
Im on comcast

and my area, or at least my channel guide, has FUEL.

Strange…

Marks looks big like goddamn Overeem out there

he apparently cut 53 pounds

in the last 2 months

He said he's cut 51 pounds over the past two months

fucking ridiculous.

Markes looked good last figh.

Vemola looked turrrrible.

I hope it keeps going like this.

Go Markes.

I picked Markes to win, but read he cut 50+ lbs in 2 months… Cardio makes me nervous.

Good God, that ref looks like he could eat them both and still have room for an after-dinner wafer...
Ref looooooves Golden Corral

Simpson’s striking reminds me of Kos

disagree… His movement is better and he throws straighter punches.

those kicks are just with the foot, why are we acting like they are brutal, Kenny?

they're snapping tho
Markes does look huge...

That’s crazy…how did he make weight?

That uppercut was fucking awesome
Someone's been watching Cigano highlight reels
Holy uppercut
Markes is big for middleweight.

Was once heavyweight

hes about 220 today

According to his twitter

Looks every bit of it, too.

No fucking weigh!!!

Yeah pretty crazy

From his twitter:
Ronny Markes @Markesoficial
Last weigh in before going to the fight: 216 pounds. Última pesagem antes da luta: 98kg @ufc @ufc_brasil

How did he NOT finish there????
He's been training with Pat Barry
damn this fight is a WAR!
Awesome fight so far

10-9 Grandpa Simpson

Marks was going really well until that uppercut.

I'm gonna hope Simpson gasses as usual in the next two rounds
I doubt Markes is going to be a ball of fury after all the weight he cut.
I'm thinking Markes gases first

Huge weight cut, plus that uppercut…takes a lot of cardio away

10-9 Simpson.

I feel a little more comfortable picking simpson now that it’s out of the 1st. Markes reportedly cut 53 pounds in 2 weeks.

2 months, i'm pretty sure

still a lot though

That's stupid

I know, super dangerous

10-9

Not enough for a 10-8 as it was all even up until Aaron landed

Just to talk about Lin and the Knicks again...

… boy did Baron Davis fuck himself by not getting healthy faster.

Exactly

Lin started playing the week Davis was supposed to be ready by.

It's all good

He can chill out and collect more money than any of us could ever dream of.

Perfect time to trade Baron to the Lakers

for nothing. I hope they Lamar Odom him.

Arenas!
Him too

or JR Smith, or Sessions. Supposedly Arenas did Kobe’s miracle German shit and I want to see how he does.

When the uppercut landed,

I shouted so loud the neighbors probably heard.

Markes got this

Is his leg BLEEDING??
Time for haymakers
Referee has Bad Boy eyes tattoed on back of skull?
wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOLOL

Holy Cow

I think he does!

Well, I guess then that he’ll eventually get interviewed on Bloody Elbow Radio…

He's the dude in the facebook pics. I think he's doing a good job so far regardless
Lame or awesome?

I’ll go with awesome for now.

A little bit of both

Marks looks fucking gigantic good lord

I guess Simpson isn't boring after all.
No, Kenny, it's all about hip position

Simpson on his back… weird

Markes looks gassed.

probably not smart to cut 50 pounds.

TAKEDOWN

Here we go

Booing 2 seconds after it hits the ground?
Yeah. Fuck Nebraska.
Simpson is a hometown dude

sort of

yeah i was suprised

normally its 5 seconds

Sadly, I think it depends on the nationality of the fighter.

Time for a big round A-train, I need points

Should be 20-19 Simpson

Will be 19-19.

I feel like scoring R2 a 10-10
But.

Takedown.

Nothing was done with it.
FOTN?
nah

Menjivar Albert

Too much filler

Not enough consistent action, or ‘thriller’

so there needs to be a group zombie dance to qualify for FOTN?

so impressed with Markes’ wrestling.

I need another uppercut of doom here

How’s it feel to get wall n stalled Simpson?

Who's winning?

I have zero interest in this fight but I need my points.

Close

But probably Markes

Me too.

I think it’s even.

oh sweel justince...

please let Markes win this via fence clinch….

Why is cutting so much weight not viewed in the same way as using PEDS?

I just don’t see how being so fucking huge shouldn’t be viewed as an unfair advantage.

derp

he made weight

I never said he didn't.
Maybe I'm paranoid

but I always see this as an anti-wrestler sentiment

Because it's not an UNFAIR advantage
I think you can use the same logic against serious weight cutting as you could against most PEDs.
And I think you would be wrong to do so
Why?

it’s pretty dangerous and unnatural to cut massive amounts of water weight. Because a fighter doesn’t want to put themselves through that, they have to fight somebody who may be considerably larger than they are? What is the point of weight classes in that case?

No, it's not

I have HS wrestlers cutting 20 pounds over the course of a season. It can be done safely under supervision and correct diet. Just because BJJ guys never had to do it before doesn’t mean it should be outlawed.

OK, maybe not 53 pounds over 2 months, but I’m not gonna get my nose out of joint over Rampage dropping 35 pounds in 3 months to fight at 205.

It's still inherently dangerous.

The fact that it can be done safely under specific conditions doesn’t change that.

Hey Corky...

what have you been doing since Life Goes On?

lol

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH AMERICAN CULTURE????

I have no life.

So?

I know American’s with no life who don’t have half the knowledge of American pop culture than you

Scandinavia is extremely Americanized culturally, bro.

but Life Goes On level Americanized?

America’s barely that Americanized…

I do pride myself on my cultural knowledge. The order right now goes: MMA, Turkish psych, American TV shows, country music, British TV shows, obscure American TV shows, more MMA,

I guess you adore BJ and The Bear
Never heard of it
A trucker and his pet monkey travel the highways of America, getting into various adventures and misadventures along the way.

That sounds pretty awesome, though.

if Markes scores this takedown hell win

but I think Aaron Simpson fought a great fight

This ref is pissing me off

Fucking can refs

did he get dropped?

Rogan could have been counted on for a replay as soon as there was a break
yup this wins the round for Marky Wahlberg
fffffffff

damn

Well 0 points for me

Pretty sure I'm finally taking a loss with this fight

Simpson, y u no win?

Markes gets the win
30-29 Simpson

10-9
10-10
10-10

how the fuck do you score that 3rd round a draw?
I'm bored and drunk?
Simpson loses by Wall n Stall

thats 10,000 spoons level of irony

but all I need is a knife

Smell a split for Simpson …28-27 markes

29-28 my b

ugh that takedown from markes was HUGE for points

..im gonna say 29-28 Simpson

Ficking win this, Simpson.
29-28 Markes

close last round.

Fully expect Simpson to take the split decision
That would be lame
Doesn't he always
10-9 Markes. I could score it 29-29 draw
Given last 2 rds equal on most fronts marques should win on effective grappling, although simpson's good defense might give him some credit?
It shouldn't, as his offense was minimal

Just my opinion. R1 Simpson, R2 draw, R3 Markes. 29-29 draw.

But it won’t be.

I hope its a draw

I'm hoping for a bs split decision.

Come on, Simpson!

Come on unanimous decision for Markes

I have no idea how this fight went.

damn.

right guy won tho

I don't see how either guy deserved to win that.
Markes got this.
Damn you splits
DAMMIT ONE JUDGE WHO SCORED IT FOR SIMPSON!

Shoulda been UD. Robbing me of four points.

fucking split? Howe can you possibly give that fight to Simpson?

Jingoism. Always jingoism
7 points

For 45 total.

Do they always call the scores for the guy who wins the split decision first?
Not quite sure why that was a split for Markes

I always mark out for wrestlers, bet on Simpson on MMAP, and there was no way he won that fight.

29-28 simpson?

Not sure how, but at least the right guy won. Decent enough judging tonight

Stole 4 points from me dammit!!!!

at least the right guy won, but don't see how someone gave that to simpson
Simpson won the 1st, Second to marks, third was pretty even, that takedown was huge for Markes though
Maybe 10-9 simpson and 2 10-10s?

5 points, I’m good

2 of 3 got it right

ATTN: Basketball fans

HUMPTY BALKMAN JUST GOT IN THE GAME. OH SHIT.

Human victory cigar 2.0
hey Sun...

what do you think of Lin?

I'm not gay, but I wouldn't mind getting lintimate with Jeremy.
You'd let him Lin you?
I'd ask him to teach me his ballhandLin
Well, finally Mike rested him
wrong nickname

Renaldo!!! My name is Humpty, pronounced with an Umpty….

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom....

SAMOANS!!!!

bafroom
I'm too white to get away with spelling it that way....
never stopped me

all my grocery lists say “toofbrush” OR toofpaste.

Then I leave them in random places throughout the store. I like to think people find it and get a giggle out of it

purple drank

Water, sugar, purple.

i also enjoy pluralizing shit that should be singular.

Milks and Meats

Meats sounds British.

Bisping would say that shit.

fuck you
Yeah, you just got called Bisping, bro.

Sorry.

sorry

Iman has the inside line on that, what with being named Shumpert

Humpty had it first, man.
Should've been a 29-29

But I’ll take the 7 points.

And btw, FUCK AMERICA. Stop booing, you wankers.

Hey fuck you, buddah.
Draw in my eyes, haha

No one won watching that.

Agreed.

No one deserves to win that.

7 points .

67 overall

Damn, you finally passed me
FUCK

I just realized I changed my pick to Simpson. Doing terrible this event.

57 pts for the Bastards, still respectable.

46pts

Denied 4pts

It’s Yusuf Islam Time

I'm being followed by a moonshadow
Ooooh, the Brookins fight again? Can I get 5 more points?
Pee Wee and the Skyscraper

up next.

I knew it.

Called it above.

I think middleweight is worse than heavyweight in terms of interesting fighters and fighter depth

that is why Anderson is able to keep his belt for so long.

he sucks.

So Chael was right all along?

he was crap in pride after all

Yeah man, got subbed by those scrubs.

Welterweight and Light Heavyweight have monster wrestlers

Lightweight has a good number of them, and Heavyweight started to fill out with wrestlers but not so much. Middleweight outside of Sonnen, Munoz and Henderson has been largely devoid of talented wrestlers. It’s benefited Anderson Silva greatly.

HW will always be the worst division.

Vanilla Gorilla by KO

Just sense it

The Guard is dead, RIP The Guard.
oh man, the backflip woke him up

great stoppage by tan dan too

he wasn’t sleep yet i think

nice arlovski impression by rocha

LOL @ whoever picked Rocha.

44% of the CW camp took Rocha
lol @ 44% of the CW camp
morons.

really, I don’t see how anyone could have thought Rocha could win that…

yea, I don't get it either
But he looked so good against Cody McKenzie

Better grappler.

This
obviously not.

considering he got reversed….

Hey, if he hadn’t gotten KTFO’d unexpectedly like that, he’d have gotten the second round sub like I picked for sure.

Also, Brookins sucks

Of course

But you were asking how anyone could’ve thought Rocha would win. He had better grappling credentials and Brookins has shown deficient gamplans in the past.

This. Also, they both suck equally standing.

Thats the best looking we've ever seen Brookins imo

I still don’t see him going places, but if he keeps winning, I got nuthin

Brookins is strangely charismatic
its that beautiful beautiful mane of his

Stoner charm

Stoner library-nerd charm
Brookins sounds like a younger, slower, happier Nick Diaz.

with wrestling in place of bjj/boxing

oh… sounds… I’m dumb.

except i can understand the words that are coming out of his mouth
Well, yeah. His weed makes him happy. Happy dudes speak clearer.
Man

Manmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanman

This is their second show in Nebraska.

I hope they never go there again.

Holy shit

Has anyone actually read Mike Goldberg’s twitter?

His responses to him being terrible are quite vulgar.

https://twitter.com/#!/MFG16

He has a Twitter? Oh god guys please be nice to the man. He means well.
Does he misspell hard to spell names?

Would go hand-in-hand with his lack of pronunciation.

hes like the bob saget of mma

haha

the Carlos Menstealia of MMA

Dear god they changed Twitter again it looks like SHIT.

implying it ever looked good to begin with

It had its moments. Your not even on Twitter DUDE.

People are fucking dicks to him.
Everyone is a dick on the internet
Dana told me Twitter's not part of the Internet.
Hahahaha

he’s like a fucking child.

He's a douchy douche.
@Jesus_Christ_01 what a loser to use the lords name in vain…you disgust me

Class act?

i think he's drunk
hopefully he doesnt threaten to missionary anyone

At the q&a @141 he was hammered and they we’re bringing him drinks on stage.

i dunno its hilarious to me

I wish there was a sound board with some of the insults hes dishing on twitter

if Struve loses

i hope he isnt sent to La La land

Struve is gonna get blasted

Mini de niro next

I think Struve is going to finally step it up here

I have the same hopes

He'll throw a fliying knee and get hit with a flying punch

Nah Big Country said in five years he’ll be awesome. It’s only been like one.

Hope you continue ruining your special night

hahaha

my special night is horrible. Its like I had a special night but then i fell down the stairs pooped my pants and then took my pants off and put them on my head

I hope I deserve more than Hooters

They couldn't even make that burger look good?

Shit looked nazzy.

All Hooters food is nazzy

Definitely

Excellent sig by the way

Thanks

Gotta raise awareness about fuckin elbow spinning dicks.

I read it in the terence and phillips voice

I'd eat the shit out of it

but I’ve been on a diet so I’d even eat Arby’s right now

"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!"
5 for 5 mutherfuker

5 for 5 = exploding number 2

New Simpsons makes me sad
they could make shit for the next 20 years if they want to

it still won’t take away that Seasons 3-8 is the greatest run in TV comedy history

Arrested Development?

same level of genius

but only 3 seasons

I'm in the process of rewatching the first ten seasons

and it’s just sad to see how far it’s fallen

Season 1 of Whitney?!
Don't ever knock the Arby-Q
The Arby's near me closed down

I now feel safer.

So do the local stray cats

They lost me when they took away the Pot Roast sandwich.

I’ll never forget Hooters since they were the only ones to offer me UFC 80.

CAT MOTHERFUCKING STEVENS
I love that crazy bastard.

YUSUF MOTHERFUCKING ISLAM!

That's a fucking badass name.
the talent-rich heavyweight division
Dave Herman was terrible against JOE

JOE just happened to be even more terrible.

Something tells me that fight will have no bearing on this fight.

Not unlike Sisyphus

I will continue to root big for Stefan Struve.

OT: Anyone here ever play Nexus War?
Bizarre MMORPG games FTW!!!!

The speed of the comments in here reminds me of live chat and raids…

Over under 2.5 times Struve will get knocked down

Under – don’t think it will be a knee though

wtf........

hair…..

He's the emboyment of ZANGIEF, or was, I dunno if he shaved it or not. Ain't watching it where I am.

welcome to yesterday

The hell is Dave Herman doing?

Not going for a Randy Savage vibe.

Pee wee gonna be crying like a bitch

AMIRITE?

Those Hooters girl were awfully generic and boring looking..

They embody the spirit of hooters.

Bill Blair @samson2279
@Punklestiltskin @MFG16 @BloodstainLane @MFG16 SUCKS ! He believes that every knee thrown lands. I can’t take it anymore


Mike Goldberg @MFG16
@samson2279 @punklestiltskin @bloodstainlane mine would on you..good night
Fucking hell are those girls real Hooters girls?

Australia needs them bad

Struve has been in 10 UFC fights????

Where the fuck have I been?

Is anyone seeing these Hooter’s commercials? Am I tripping balls?

Mike Goldberg's bashing twitter got me distracted
btw

Herman dyed his entire body

When the fuck did Herman get so hairy

Well we know who found Arlovskis chest hair

The people behind the cage are standing on a box

and Struve is still taller than them

You Know

I think I ALMOST would rather see Hallman in his Speedo trunks rather than this bizarre dude’s hairy body!

HOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLL!!!!

Dana is mad jelly over Pee Wee beautiful hair

They could shave Dave and put it on Dana's head.
Except his neck wouldn't be able to withstand the weight, and would snap.
Having now seen Dave Herman

The Yusef Islam jokes finally make sense,.

He must have been waxing for JOE

Makes sense

You don’t want a BJJ guy like JOE to get a good grip on you

Herman looks like the wolfman

If anyone deserves to use the Arlovski mouth piece its him.

Herman is harrier than Ebersole.

jesus, Pee-wee’s small next to that oaf.

SASQUATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow

It sounds like someone has Lil’ Jon in their corner! That’s what that yelling voice reminds me of, anyway.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

who doesnt find the range against Struve??

Struve is so slow

No more "Early Numbers" please
I deserve hooters
Struve, you are a freakishly gigantic man. Act like it.
Struve, Riddle and Kos need to start their own camp

THEY TRANE WAR

Whitezillians?
What about Kos?
I thought he was white and tan
Add Maia and make it happen
The hell is Struve doing?
Bein Struve

You can’t be surprised

What is expected.

Struve is confident, he shouldnt be

wtf struve

is he ok? he normally throws more

Struve almost hit his head on the camera
I picture every Struve training camp goes like this:

“Coach, people say I need to use my range and length more.”

“Nah fuck that. Let’s work on keeping your hook and cross super short and tight.”

Except they don’t have him throw crosses… just left hook/right hook.

No can defend.

“Okay, now let’s work on turtling up against the cage and trying you cover your head with your enormo arms….good, good…roll with those punches to the head…”

Struve is the agrument against Jon Jones only having reach
Well

That and wrestling, chokes, top control, hellbows and gameplanning.

Now, you know, Jones only has reach!!!!

That’s the only reason he wins! It’s not fair!

The man has no real skill
Struve's Reach-Based Striking vs. Gurgel's BJJ

WHO YA GOT?!

At least Gurgel has an excuse

Struve…………dude…..

please get knocked out this round

thanks

Sleep him now Herman

Herm, I just love this dude.

Struve

Seriously need to start using that jab

Subtle dig by Anik at the HW class

wow right into mount

Time for Struve to sub him in the 2nd round.
Fucking pull guard

Semmy Schilt also graced that octagon. He’s 6’11 and a half according to wikipedia

Meaning = Anik was wrong when he said Struve was the tallest fighter ever in the UFC

When have facts ever mattered to the UFC?

How does he allow that escape?

YOUR BJJ DON’T WORK HERE

Herman gives 0 fucks about Struves BJJ

well bjj doesnt work
hair jitsu ftw

He really got out of a hairy situation.

Jui jitsu doesn’t work on herman

Herman looks tired

He's having to carry around all that hair...
you'd be tired too

if you had 30 pounds of hair on you

Herman beats Struve's BJJ with his beard
There may never be a more apt "X gonna X"

Than “Struve gonna Struve”

(bangs head against wall repeatedly)

This is like a sparring match

Nice seeing Struve aggressive for once.

Pee-wee’s man sweater means that he waxed him in the past. I am dissapoint.

Struve wins ugly

Again

Holy fuck

I don't like that stoppage
I'm ok with it

this was like Nelson on Kimbo. Maybe he wasn’t KO’d, but he landed like 30 unanswered

he rolled over and covered up

thats basically a tap

I get why they stopped it, but very few of struves strikes hit anything but arm

That’s not a reason to stop, IMO.

it is in the sense that Herman wanted out
Herman covering up and turning away was as good as tapping to strikes
It was fine

Herman wasn’t doing anything to get out of the position.

Weird that he decided to fight back and protest after Rosenthal stopped it
He was only getting hit in the arms

It was fine. You’re wrong.

You're face is wrong, Tuna!
Why do people keep using "you're" instead of "your."

It makes non English speakers like myself very confused.

Because they missed 3rd grade, apparently.
I have an English degree....
Is it an actual trend or not?

I’m not being glib.

It's not premeditated, if that's what you're asking
I'm asking in terms of how language changes.

Trends start, they catch on, and then the language starts adapting to them, and the way it works is that they, over time, start becoming accepted. And since I see the you´re/your thing all the time, I figured Id ask.

In that sense, then no.

It’s just lazy typing on my part and not paying attention.

Crackerjack boxes

give degrees now?

Is it not, like, a growing trend?
I have no idea, I've had no problem with it until recently....the internets are destroying my grammar

Dude, your life would be ten times better if you had my beautiful mug! Then again, you probably don’t suffer from my crippling amount of psychological and venereal diseases.

Meh

Herman wasn’t even trying to get out of mount at that point. That probably would have continued until he was knocked out because there was still a lot of time left.

Perfect stoppage

Fighter stops defending = stoppage.

He wasn't taking any shots to the head. That's defending.
Intelligently defending yourself.
Stopping a guy in mount from punching you in the face seems pretty intelligent to me
Less intelligent than not trying to get out of the mount
He was blocking most, but still taking too many punches with no reply, trying to improve his position
Covering up while taking 30 unanswered strikes from mount isn't intellgently defending yourself.

I have no issue with the stoppage, should have tried escape from mount.

Like I said, I understand it, I just don't like it.
He was just lying there with his hands over his face. He wasn't doing anything to get out of the position.

Herman looking for the sunset flip

That fight sucked and you all suck for watching

7 POINTSSSS

Did you have a 2nd round sub like me?

Or a KO in another round?

Had the sub, but I'll take the 7 anyway
BOO THE NON AMERICAN
Herman just got wore down
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Maybe you should learn some fucking jiu jitsu herman

BIG FOOT STRATEGY FTW

Wow you kidding me

19 points so far....
Yes

Now we’re going to get what Forrest Lynn loves, which is the awkward Struve post-fight interview!

inverse sampson

*samson

who is delilah?

Is that why Chandella lost her power?

Well, I'll take the 5
I wanted Herman to win

I’m a mildly disappointed panda

Glad I stayed away from adding Herman to my parlay. Phew.

I got 0 on that one

BOOOOOOOO

Dave Herman apparently forgot to take his first white belt class where you learn to escape mount. It looks like he learned from mount defense from Marloes Coenen.

Anyway, that was a pretty terrible fight. Worst off is I picked Herman by second round tko, but I knew Herman was a flake and wasn’t even surprised by the outcome.

I'm beginning to be a big Struve fan. He always has interesting fights.
alright.. back to reading goldberg twitters instead of watching commercials

Herman I am disappoint.

Fuck me with a thorny stick.

I can’t believe it…

Struve wins by Struve!

That’s the Struve, Struve!

Way to Struve that Struve!

He's becoming a verb, like Fitch...holy cow.
He set that uppercut up with a nice jab

He’s looking better IMO.

He's looking

Struvier

7/7, 3 perfects

here, better late than never. and thanks struve!

That shot of Dave Herman is a waking up in trainyards kind of picture

I think Rocha earns that (dis)honor
man

I made some shitty picks for this card

stefON struve? new guy? he kinda looks familiar!

No his striking isn’t getting any better. Its been pretty much the same since he got here.

And it's a damn shame that wins like this will validate his propensity to stand and bang
Looked better

Wasn’t wildly rushing in, and took time with his shots.

Goddamn Struve is one likable mutherfuker

How the fuck is he only 23
Seriously..like wtf
How has he had 10 UFC fights?
curious case of stephan struve
Struve sounds like Hamill
Yep

Another awkward interview, but it was pretty awesome and I’m sure Forrest enjoyed it… if he’s watching the show.

Herman should have given his back, tripod and roll through

I think the punches bothered him too much

Sad to see Herman lose

I need a gif of Diego warmups

I love that D-BRY has added it to his gimmick
Well he is awesome

AND A VEGAN!!!!!

Too bad he’s not watching these fights..probably off on a hike right now.

He needs to clear his head
WWE needs more fans like the black guy with the BK crown

and the guy who kept asking Cena if he was happy.

That cracked me up

There is also bad news: Funkasaurus got pulled from TV

Vince can be such a dick sometimes
Sometimes?
Broadus Clay is off TV for being too green

Great Khali is main eventing on sunday

He’s senile

And somehow Heath Slater is still employed
Diego's getting trucked

He just can’t help but get in a fire fight against his opponents.

I've got Diego

I can’t shake the image of Rocha toying with Ellenberger instead of sinking in something easy in the first round.

Why do I find it funny to see Diego get trucked?

I like that guy, but him losing amuses me.

YES!
Why was Struve trying to talk to Dana through the cage?

And Dana was all “just call me, dude”

Struve vs. Werdum?

I know that’s a massive step up, but who else is there at his level that he hasn’t fought? Schaub if he wins maybe? Mitrione? Kongo/Hunt winner?

I like Kongo/Hunt

Werdum would murderize him

I get that, but Werdum literally has no one that makes sense. Brock is done, Carwin is dead, the UFC wants Cain vs. Mir, he beat down Roy, Kongo has a fight.

Just not sure who he can fight without it being a step back.

Hard matching guys up in such a wack division

Such a step back for Werdum though. Kongo/Hunt winner would probably make more sense

I'd watch Mitrione vs Struve

Mitrione would totally get Struved, though

Ellenberger is gonna puncha hole through Diego’s crazy mug

For my BECW sake, I hope so.

But, deep down, I want Diego to own that shit.

hoping karma will take the form of the juggernaut's fists and hand Diego a solid loss

This’ll be my worst event all season..I’m at 43 points right now..

So while we're waiting

Do you guys want me to organize and run a prospect camp for the next season? Or do you guys think you’ll be good? Just let me know.

You gotdrqafted to pistonhyundai's team this season....

I think that you should hand the camp off to someone else, because I think it’s really great to have for guys to prove their reliability and skills….

Wait, really?

Did I miss something?

3 replacements got brought in prior to this event via e-mail exchanges.

You were one of them.

The only email I got in the last couple of days

Is someone trying to convince me to buy pills that make my dick as big as Ron Jeremy’s.

How many bottles did you order?
A lot

Cause apparently it help me get laid. But if I’m already in a position to show my penis to a girl, I’m probably getting laid anyway right?

In all seriousness I never got any notification.

I don't think the 3 people were notified. Just selected.

Everyone in the prospects camp should be making picks anyways.

Damn man Diego cracks me up, just looking at him

“I blew it all on beer and marijuana” Lmao

Oh Diego smokes pot, he's so cool. Hopefully his opponent doesn't run away from him like a bitch.
Diego has the wierdest promos
was a 'little moving

nice editing

* is this a 5 rounder?
3 rounds
so any fox main eventer is 3 rounds? ppv is 5?

Big Fox and PPV is five, FX and Fuel is three

Fox and PPV will be five

Fuel and FX will be 3 for some unknown reason

This is a HUGE night in the life of Jake Ellenberger

Diego should do the "YES" cartwheels all the way to the ring
quick side story:

I got punched in the mouth by a psychotic patient on Monday. It happened quick, but I had enough time to contemplate taking him down 3 times before he actually hit me, but I also had enough time to realize that I’d get suspended without pay for doing anything other than deflecting, so I backpedaled and got to the end of his punch. Just cut the inside of my lip….

should've hellbowed him

So you pulled a Condit?

In other words, you ran

Pussy, did you throwing spinning shit too?

It's an asshole move, dude.

Only assholes throw it.

Shouldve Samman Double Punched him
You work in a sanitarium, or something?

Where do you work where valid self-defense would get you suspended w/o pay?

Word

I would have layed the smackdown on some unfortunate candy asses.

Probably a mental health facility

You hit a crazy you get suspended

Or a high school
DIDNT HE KNOW WHO YOU ARE?

I used to work in a suicide ward in a Vegas hospital. Had someone spit on me, throw ice at me, try to hit me with an iv pole, etc… Never fought back.

Diego’s day has come and gone.

Lol Tan Dan is a fan of the Juggernaut
GET READY

FOR LA BAMBA

booo bad music

no LA BAMBA? derrppp

the kampmann thing

his prefight interview, combined with changing his name to the dream and la bamba was so out of this world and strange

Ellenberger is built like a mini Brock Lesnar.

lol at them booing diego

also prefer mariachi

LOL look at that guy
DIEGO SANCHEZ: VAMPIRE HUNTER
Haha, woops, you beat me to it... somehow...
Haha

Saw that, too.

…and I actually almost went all caps too…

OMG OMG

OMG NOOO

Holy fuck, Diego is weird.
Yes

He just may be weirder than the guys who fought Cowboy Karate style and Monkey style, and even the really hairy dude. What a distinction to have amongst those guys.

what the fuck is this?
Diego is one crazy motherfucker.
WHAT HAPPENED?
He came out with a cross

Waving it in the air

WTF?

It’s exactly what it sounds like.

HOLY SHIT

JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Does Diego think that Ellenberger’s a vampire?

Diego looks cross ...
holy shit...

that’s the mnost British joke I’ve heard in YEARS

That a good or bad thing?
Bad

Only TC Engle gets it

Depends

…on if you’re being ironic or not.

Bwahahaha, I see what you did there……

Does he think that Ellenberger is a vampire?

He doesn’t sparkle, clearly not

Diego Sanchez: Vampire Hunter
"Coming Home" is such a sad walkout song when home is Omaha
in Soylent green home means retirement by death..
THE POWER OF DIEGO COMPELLS YOU!
I can't believe I just saw that
WHAT HAPPENED??
He walked to the ring hold up in the air, a silver cross while screaming nonsense

Literally like a crazy person

That may be the worst sentence I've ever tried to put together
If I ever needed a reason to root more for Ellenberger

Thanks, Diego.

the power of christ compels you

That is going to be the GIF of the year
Even Fedor has more sense than that.

Diego is awesome

I have an irrational hatred of Jon Anik. I think he sucks.

I like him

But he’s been TERRIBLE tonight.

I couldnt agree more her is terrible and he wont be getting any better

Diego via exorcism.
It's ok, it'll take a couple of days to resurrect Diego

Since Ellenberger is about to bury him.

That was a new level of crazy
fight hasn't happened yet
cant tell if anik or florian

said that diego thinks jake is a vampire

Diego should make a lot of money out of his movie deal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34×6m-ahGIo

That was a new level of crazy dreamy

he has lost his mind

Getting swindled and smoking pot and raising your non-son for a year and then having him taken away and finding Jesus...

does that to you.

big Dan

who punched Big Dan in the eye? yikes

Diego looked like he was on his way to an exorcism during his walk-in, not a fight.

he's summoning angels....
Come on Jake, knock the silly out of him
He'll just pull a Fedor and call it 'God's will'

Oh Diego, you so crazy

If Diego rushes him hes going to get ko’d

I’m at 61 and if jake wins by TKO1 I’m at 72…peace brothers

Jake Ellenberger lloks like he wants to commit a felony and get caught doing it
He probably will
Oh my god they mentioned Omaha, IM FROM OMAHA WOOOOOOO

I’ll never understand regional pride.

You will when there's a Turkish fighter
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

People like to be part of a collective. It’s not limited to geographical pride.

I get that there's an affiliation,

cheap pops are lame.

It’s the last relic of civic pride left.

Ellenberger is going to destroy Sanchez.
BUT HEAVENLY CROSS, DUDE!!
His nose is smushed
Just to say, props to whoever posted that valentines day promotion for free ufc.tv

Saved me a crappy feed

Love it when two fighters decide they're both going to counter punch
Ellenberger is pacing himself

Smart considering he’s fizzled out before.

Why does Florini keep calling him Jago?
Man, now that's all I'm gonna notice from him the rest of this fight!

Diego needs to unleash the crazy, its his only chance.

Ellenberger by KO
And now that I think about it, Ellenberger does kind of look like a vampire

Or maybe that’s how everyone looks in Omaha.

nice

this fight just became a war

Hell of a first round

10-9 Ellenberger

nice shot at the end, too

10-9 berger

Ellenberger has bricks for fists.
10-9 The Ellenberger

10-10 BVandDietPepsi

10-9 OMAHA!!!

Ellenberger lookin solid

holy shit

diego is avoiding strikes but damn juggernaut hits HARD

cup

“Ellenberger looks like he’s got a boner” – my wife

after the knockdown “Ellenberger’s boner got bigger”

She sounds like an entertaining person to watch fights with.
Two pairs of socks will do that

we think he has 3 cups on..

a steel tie cup on each of his balls, and a 3rd cup on the doogan

10-9 Ellenberger
The only way Diego wins

Is if he stabs Jake with the fucking cross.

Diego's nose was pretty busted looking to start with, Kenny
Speaking of Kenny, I'd still like to see a rematch with Diego
Any more news about his recovery lately?

I hope he gets to fight again.

Ellenberger has serious power.

Even when stepping backwards.

Jake Ellenberger: Anderson Silva level striking.

Those counters are beautiful
10-9 diego for blocking 2 solid shots with his face. also superb air punching
That is not at all "Anderson Silva stuff"
spinning kick

fuckin pussy shit!

K-1 level striking!
Jesus is an Ellenberger fan

Is it just me or does Sanchez look unusually bad this fight?

Nope, he's just predictable and people have figured him out

Also, Ellenberger is a pretty bad style match up for him

He's digressed a lot, imo
you mean regressed right?

That’s part of it, but he seems slower and pudgier

MAN THIS ELLENBERGER

FUCKIN KALIB STARNES RUNNING BULLSHIT SPINNING STUFF WHATEVER

oh we are throwin spinning shit now ?

man that never gets old.

Did Berg hurt his hand?
I'm guessing yes

Otherwise, why all the elbows?

I think he hurt his left
If Ellenberger and Kampmann both win, that'd be a great #1 contender's fight

i think they’ll just do condit vs ellenberger

I thought Condit was waiting for GSP
Hope not

No reason to have an Interim Title if thats the case

In a way, I selfishly hope GSP stays out a little longer

There are so many more interesting match-ups now.

idk

I hope not cause thats mad lame.

saved by the bell again
Good.

Now no one get finished and I’ll be good.

ELLENBERGER DONT NEED NO JEEBUS

HE GOT HELLBOWS

was thinking the exact same thing, haha

20-18 OMAHA NEBRASKA

am I the only one that thinks Diego's gotten significantly worse?
BJ stole his soul.
BJ messed his shit up.
20-18 Edward Cullen
Hellbow. Say hallelujah Diego

jackson should just say ok everything ive shown you isnt working here… just do whatever you did before we started working together

Good adjusting by Ellenberger to deal with Diego's guard

Kept his feet active and not allow Diego to hip out and attack.

Wish I would’ve stuck with UD, Diego is so tough

I like how they always show the most lopsided stats on screen
Sanchez will always be good for two things

really beating someone up or getting really beat up

which be writer said brock dances?

someone has a crystal ball

What if Diego wins this decision?

The Kampmann fight wasnt much different

Diego had advantages on the ground in that fight.

Did he?

Allz I rememberz is Diego getting trucked and bleedin

He had exactly 1 takedown completed in that fight. And he gained zero offense from it
So, how are the judges going to fuck this one up?
Impossible.
See Sanchez v Kampmann
Not near as one-sided from what I remember.
Uh oh
The ending changed what I said.
yeah no way in hell

juggernaut also scored take downs

oh you didn't know Diego, your ass better call somebody.
We have went an entire card without a single nut shot so far.
Berg's tiring

let’s see if he can last

this is the true factor in the fight

we got a fight now..Why isn’t this 5 rounds

I honestly would've picked Diego if it was 5
Nice use of TD attempts to eat clock by Ellenberger

Whether they land or not wasn’t really the point – he ate clock, and the breaks would give him a chance to land strikes.

Wow. Could be Kampann 2
jake is quiting
oh god the dream is gonna win

split decision… just because judges are bad mkay

JAKE GET THE HELL UP!!!!!
dude this fight is going to be stopped
Still a pretty clear 29-28

Hopefully…

Sanchez wins this fight if its 5 rounds
Hahahahaha, WHAT A FUCKING FIGHt

I WANT FIVE ROUNDS!!!!!

Wow, who wins?

here we go

Ellenberger

All Sanchez really had was that last minute where Jake slipped.

Oh, it's Jake, 29-28

He clearly won Rounds 1 & 2, and Rd 3 wasn’t a 10-8 round.

Wow. Great Rally by Diego, but It shouldn't be enough

Awesome ending

That was fucking amazing. I wish this was 5 rounds

Got a little crazy there at the end!
29-28 leonard garcia

why isnt it 5 rounds? why did you lie to us Dana

That was WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too damn close to getting finished

Damn, Jake, you gotta see it through!

Ellenberger 29-28

great ending

Berg gets the win, but good on Diego for not giving up when he was going nowhere

2 more rounds! 2 more rounds!

Anyway, 29-28 Ellenberger

Sanchez loses but he’s still awesome.

Can't disagree with that
I got a bad feeling about this decision
Somehow

The Dream is gonna win by decision . . . a very nonsensical decision . . .

Great finish. Ellenberger doesn't have the tank to beat GSP or Condit
29-28 Ellenberger

good rally by Diego

also 2 more rounds please.
This so much

Jake would have been screwed, What is it about Damage and Blood that turns Diego into an animal? Someone should just beat the crap out of him in the locker room before he comes out, Dude would be unstoppable lol

29-28 Ellenberger

Probably would have been 30-27 if he didn’t slip at the end.

I’ve got mad respect for Sanchez, guy never quits. He would have won that if it was 5 rounds

No way Diego wins this

He may have taken that round but Jake took the first two.

I can’t lose a fourth parlay in a row. Refs better not fuck me. :(

Most judges score that 30-27 Sanchez

Awesome finish to the fight!

Ellenberger 29-28, but 5 rounds would have been interesting

i say 29-28 jake

I give last round to Diego

lol never saw anyone fall off back mount so strangely
30-28 ellenberger

to be different, last round a draw

please jake 29-28
HOWD YOU DO BENT? PRETTY AVERAGE HERE.
You could make a case

For a 28-28. Not under the current rules though – this has to be a 29-28 Berger decision.

How?

If you score the last round 10-8? It was even until Ellenberger slipped

I quite like

Relative scoring. The damage Diego landed was twice as significant as the damage Jake landed.

As I said, under the Unified Rules Jake wins that fight 29-28 every day.

It sounds great in theory

But in practice it’s a bit lame.

Have you ever seen it in practice?

Just like “Diego would’ve won if it was a 5 round fight”, relative scoring would have a big impact on how guys would fight.

I'm not sure about that

if you’re going by damage I think the first round would have been 10-8 for Berger then considering the knockdown and the damage to the nose and cuts.

Condit would beat Berger over 5 rounds
He already beat him in 3
Technically yes, but that was a close, almost controversial decision.

Over 5 rounds though, Condit definitely takes it.

I don't disagree with any of that
Nice work judges

Juggernaut Bitch

Fucking awesome card.

That probably 300,000 people saw.

thats optimistic
Well, free weekend and all.
look at that

they got it right

Hells yeah - 77 points!
I think I got 65 which is sadly the best all season from me.
This is by far, the best I've ever done on a card

Aaron Simpson screwed me from a perfect card for winners.

1st place in the camp!
Awesomesauce!
This annoncer is better than Joe

You misspelled “more boring”.

Seems the judges got it right

But I expected at least one 28-28.

5 points

72 overall
Great card.

Once again

Why did I listen to the BE staff instead of you?

How did you do?
I dunno how I did, myself. Probably awful.
Results are up on playground.

You got 42.

52

60th. I sucked BAD.

nasty cut on jake
thats fair

29-28

Jake won 2 rounds, diego won the last

WORK ON YOUR CARDIO JUGGERNAUT!

Now to check civil war scored I think i got 60+

77 here - Trainyard Sleepers IN DA HOUSE!!!!!
Suck it all other teams
Make mine 79

I got 18th out of 2802 overall on MMAPG. I may as well retire right now, I’ll never top that. But I gotta finish out the season…

I think i got 53 :( turrrrrible

Book it:

condit vs. sanchez for interim title on a fox card.

damn I thought diego won nvm

booking jake vs. condit on fox is just as good if they lead in with a primetime about the first fight.

The ellenberger hype train might slow just a little with that last round, but a well deserved victory
I don't think slipping would slow a train down.
My evaluation about Ellenberger might be correct

He can stop anyone in the first, but is never going to win a fight that goes to those championship rounds.

The seeming turnaround from almost domination in all aspects to trying to avoid sanchez's shots waspretty interesting
Who knows how he would look

In a 5 round fight? He trained for a 3 round fight and won it.

(I would pick Condit over Ellenberger, though)

He paced himself pretty well in this fight

And still ran out of gas. It’s not like Ellenberger has ever showed great cardio.

This is why three round main events are lame
Jake may be the best first round fighter

Crushes everyone in the first round, but if you can take him later in the fight he seems to get winded

Dammit Sanchez.
I'm cool with Ellenberger being a polite guy, but c'mon call Condit out
This
i fucked up this week man with 40 but i feel awful now knowing my last weeks accomplishments are going to be completely forgotten

Applaud this man! Diego is awesome.

Nebraska applauds Jesus

First time for everything

holy shit, dat nose

Sanchez is proper batshit crazy.

Well that explains the pudginess.
the grace of god saved you from being KTFO'd
This crowd fucking sucks.

Seriously. Hope the UFC never goes back to this garbage city.

they're unpredictably emotional about everything
yeahh

they boo way too much

2 more rounds!

Never been a fan of Diego but that man just earnt my respect, Awesome fight!

11 points. 60 overall.

Not on my game tonight at all.

i got 40 points after i had 103 last time
Holy shit.

I know that feel, bro. I brought it with 85 points on the FX card, only to get 43 on the Fox card.

its fucking depressing because there was spam got sick so i didnt have my praises sung and now i had a horrible picking this time
Same here. It was my best at 98.
WHATD DIEGO SAY?
Thanked God for allowing him to fight with an injured ankle.
He kind of made an excuse for losing

said he sprained his ankle

god talk they cheered, injury talk they booed
He said it was a miracle that he even fought tonight

because he injured his ankle three weeks ago.

Sanchez did not deserve the boos
He kinda did

no need to talk about an injury that happened weeks ago right after a fight. Especially since his opponent was from Omaha

Diego vs Bendo, who will God choose?!
He'll let Moses and John the Baptist take care of the gameplanning for both of them.
No I checked

66 points putos

Also

That shit should have been five rounds.

Any chance Sanchez heads back down to lightweight? He looks pudgy at welterweight.

BJ's gone, so why not
Have a good one gentlemen

TRAINYARD SLEEPERS 4 LIFE

64pts

Is that top prospect material?

Beat mine.
You have no idea

how happy that makes me

Don't get too excited.

You’ve got a lot of catching up to do. ;)

i was the point leader last week with 103 and this time i got 40
review shows now live for BE radio
39 points from 7 fights

Anyone do any worse? Hahaha

I skipped a couple fights as i didnt want to hurt my fight record picking fighters i havent heard of before.

i got 40 from all the fights
Haha i probly won have too, I hadnt heard of any of the fighters.

I had Simpson by UD and Herman by 2nd round TKO… Not so great lol

I should also mention

that Brian Stann is actually very good. Complements Glazier well.

Really like Stann there, honestly

Glazer blows though.

Glazer is terrible

fucking comcast...

cant believe i missed a UFC event that wasnt on ppv but was on free tv!

I know my team's score, anyone else wanna come forward?

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