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Dereck Chisora Brawls With And Threatens To Kill David Haye At Chisora Vs. Klitschko Post-Fight Presser

LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 09:  Dereck Chisora of England during a press conference at The Landmark Hotel on January 9, 2012 in London, England.  (Photo by Andrew Redington/Getty Images)

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5 months ago: LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 09: Dereck Chisora of England during a press conference at The Landmark Hotel on January 9, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Andrew Redington/Getty Images)

Even more from today's Dereck Chisora vs. Vitali Klitschko event, as at the post-fight press conference Chisora got into a brawl with David Haye. Chisora dropped a clear but hard fought decision to Klitschko, becoming only the fourth man to make it to the scorecards against the champion.

Much had been made in the build up of Chisora's statements that he "wouldn't back down" like Haye had when he fought Vitali's brother Wladimir. The tension between Chisora and Haye boiled over after the fight as described through these multiple tweets from SI's Chris Mannix's Twitter:

Wladimir Klitschko is yelling at both Chisora and David Haye at the press conference. This is awesome.

Bernd Boente to David Haye: "You're out. You can't talk yourself into this fight."

Chisora and Haye are now yelling at each other. Incredible

Chisora yelling "how's your toe" over and over. Now he's rushing Haye. they are brawling

Still brawling. Haye threw the first punch.,

Chisora: "I'm going to shoot you. I'm going to physically shoot David Haye."

Chisora claiming Haye hit him with a bottle. Vince McMahon couldn't make this shit up.

Wladimir is standing on a chair laughing. Gives me two thumbs up. He's loving this.

Chisora: "If David doesn't fight me, I'm going to find him on the street and kill him. I'll burn him."

Adam Booth is beeding from a cut on his skull. Chisora telling him, "look in my eyes, I'm going to kill your fighter."

I'm told that the police are waiting for Chisora outside. Don't know who called them, but they are here for them.

It's insanity of the highest degree and I'm curious what is going to come of this brawl, the police involvement and Chisora's multiple...I guess you have to call them death threats.

To be clear, Chisora is a bad guy and a bit of a loose cannon. He's assaulted a police officer in the past, picked up an assault charge for attacking his girlfriend, as well as possession of a weapon and has a history peppered with run-ins with the law. That's not to say that he's "actually" going to shoot Haye, but it may add some gravity to the statements and have driven the police intervention.

Wladimir enjoying two of his most hated rivals getting into it is pretty hilarious though.

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:D
Wladimir is standing on a chair laughing. Gives me two thumbs up. He’s loving this.

I really hope someone got art for this.

i hope it's as great as i imagine
i want to watch this!

As soon as there’s a video.

thank you for this epicness
please please please

i was dying laughing at twitter recount

I posted it above. There are other copies on YouTube too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhxxfp4hYAc

Hard to see the whole thing but it was drama alright :)

Anyone know if this is on YouTube?
i haven't been this entertained by HW boxing in decades

I covered this fight because I had a “feeling” that there’d be something entertaining. I kind of thought that might be Chisoa getting DQ’ed and then a big post fight brawl. But instead it was just a good fight and now insanity after the fight.

entertaining

but also sad that this is the most ive been entertained in a HW related boxing bout in a while

lolz

@boxingtruth Yea Chisora got arrested, threaten to shoot Haye

Klitschko must be all like, and quoting from one of the greatest thinkers from our time,

“It’s whatever.”

his face was more like


from what I’ve read. Can’t wait for the vidya

chirosa's fauxhawk....

looks like that of redguards in skyrim, just sayin.

Dereck! DereckChisora! Hey, get some fans on the Chisora train!

Cue up Ozzy…..goin’ off the rails on a crazy train…. and I’m on board.

What was Haye doing there anyway? Just watching the fights?

one of the tv stations

had him doing post fight commentary

He was part of the British commentator team, so he probably had press credentials.

Box Nation

Haye was part of a 3 man commentary pre and post fight. He spent part of his post fight commentary campaigning to fight Vitali saying the contract is basically done and he wouldnt mind fighting Chisora.

Cool, thanks. That was not included on my broadcast so I didn’t see any of it.

these dudes look determined to bury the “not all UK fighters are pricks” argument that you hear every time bisping fights.

Yeah..the UK. Enough said. Wet limped and angry.
TC Engel takes offense to that

YEAH THAT GUYS A PRICK

Looks like a pretty good way to kick-start hype for a Haye – Chisora fight, if that were to happen. It pretty much has to, doesn’t it..

Forgot for a moment that there’s substantial heat between Wladimir and Haye too, that might get in the way. Ah well. Either one of those fights would be pretty cool.

Damn it, meant to write Wladimir and Chisora of course, not Haye.

The klitschko's matchmaking is hilarious

I wonder if any strikeforce matchmakers can work for their management company. Vitali beats Chisora but Chisora is spitting in Wladimir’s face. Post fight Wlad is posturing to fight Chisora in the ring still sour about the water spat. Vitali’s post fight interview he has no problem fighting Haye who lost to Wladimir already.Then post fight press conference Chisora and Haye get into it. Fighting the Klitschkos is a mess haha

Strikeforce matchmaking in boxing would be considered a huge improvement over what currently exists.

I never realise "all UK fighters" was defined as 2 boxers & 1 MMA fighter
not a whole lot of UK fighters are known....

here in the states, atleast not to boxing casuals like me. ricky hatton is a good guy tho.

Most of the Brits in the UFC seem like alright enough chaps.. it’s mostly Bisping (and to some extent Hardy) that seems to annoy everyone

no kidding

pearson, etim, hathaway all seem like chill dudes.

Hardy has been pretty cool lately

He had the asshole beat out of him I think.

Thats some top contenders there
$$$$

Well done, Dereck. You’ve just added another money fight. Retire young and enjoy Belize.

Wladimir is standing on a chair laughing. Gives me two thumbs up. He’s loving this.

This is too much awesome. There has to be a video, somewhere.

I never thought a Klitscko would ever have to stand on a chair

I demand motion picture documentation of these events.

im with you fratello!

What are the chances that Zuffa will eventually get into boxing promotion and try to become the one major storehouse of talent? Having all these different organizations with five pound increments between weight classes is kind of a mess. Do a boxing promotion with the UFC as a model? Might be worth a shot.

Not any time soon.

And if someone gets to do it, it won’t be them. They have their plate ful trying to launch MMA into mad profitability.

Imagine if this happened in MMA.

Sometimes

…these things happen in MMA.

And here I was thinking we'd have an uneventful weekend.
GODDAMNIT WHERE IS THE VIDYA OF CHISORA BRAWLING

ITS BEEN HOURS THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

atleast we have this......

at mania they are getting off at rachelle leah pics.

link, please
really now ?

you want a link to mania ?

Just for the pics.
dont blame me....

http://www.mmamania.com/2012/2/18/2808967/jon-jones-greg-jackson-will-be-in-my-corner-for-rashad-evans-fight-at

Meh, the pics aren't even that good.

Even there Mania finds a way to disappoint…

you should've stopped by....

after nick popped positive for MJ, swear one of those articles had more than 100 R rated pics/gifs, some dude was bitching how he is at work, and how much mania guys suck for posting NSFW stuff in a MMA blog for no reason.

that guy got banned for whatever it's worth

the one posting the random pics that is

aww wooly got banned ?

he went at it pretty hard, i guess he set a record and paid the final price.

Mike Tyson Approves of this Conference.

enough about klitschkos, some good boxing is starting on showtime right now.
he glassed me?

does that mean disrespect?

Or he used some glass on him?

Looked like Hayes hit Chisora with a bottle to me

Glassing is hitting someone with a bottle. Indeed pussy shit.

Rewind to the first punch

you can clearly hear the glass bottle breaking on Chisora’s jaw/face/etc

it was indeed david haye who got the ruckus started.


“His entourage’s got nothing on my entourage!”

after watching that

it seems to me that haye is the one who the cops should be talking to.

Yeah me too
yep he was the ariel helwani of the night.
lol

I haven’t seen Helwani swing at anyone yet

much less

swing a bottle and a mic stand at someone

now THAT would be entertainment!

where im from he is known as "The Instigator"
Yea I was all set to blame it on the insanity that is Chisora

That’s clearly Haye’s fault. Assault with a weapon imo

assault with a deadly weapon

in the united states at least

Getting serious for a moment: Problem is that Chisora has a hell of a lot of gravitas.

His presence alone took command of the whole thing, and some folk will get confused as of who the true instigator was.

For everything Chisora said, he wasn’t the one waving a glass bottle.

Still, threatening to shoot someone tends to get you in trouble. But Hayes…what a bitch move.

I don’t know if repeatedly shouting “He GLASSED me!” smacks of gravitas, but I get what you’re saying. I’d compare him to a human maelstrom….

Of course..

..Chisora is the one who instigated by his threatening behaviour. He crossed the whole room with the direct intention of getting right in Haye’s face. Man’s got history.

David just ‘self-defenced’ himself. [Props to streetcrimeuk for that fantastic new verb.]


“He glassed me!”

Being called a ‘Bitch’ and a ‘Pussy’ with an english accent is somehow not that harsh

Yeah.

Dereck has a lovely accent, and I ain’t kidding.

I never noticed Subo having an accent, but that’s a nice compliment nevertheless.

These guys make most MMA fighters look like hard working gym rats who basically don't bare a grudge and are just fighting for the prizemoney and the competition

Is this what happens when a sport is flooded with money? I don’t know much about boxing, how much are the two guys who brawled making per fight? More money, larger entourage, more pressure to look good and be the big man?

i dunno, i think it’s because in the ufc if you pull antics like this you get paul daley’d

in boxing it’s rewarded

and we're the ones people say that isn't a sport

pfffft

Whether it's an act or not I don't see many mma fighters letting things go to their head though

Maybe I’m just a poor judge of character, I don’t really see any of them sitting around at press conferences simmering and ready to explode.

and I don’t judge boxing as a whole for these sorts of incidents. hell, where’s the popcorn. i just find it interesting, the comparison

Well it's not like most of the fighters work for one big organisation like in MMA, who have the power to punish fighters-there's plenty willing to saction a fight in boxing
nah, chisora's just a shit talking criminal

and apparently so is haye

so this is the pinnacle of british boxing these days

i’d be ashamed if i cared

happy to have chisora, he makes me laugh

Chisora is a fucking G!! To hell with the 5-0.

While reading this

What a fiasco, has anyone explained to these gentlemen that threatening to shoot someone is a criminal offense?

Also the slapping and spitting water at Klitchko wasn’t cool IMO, very unsporstmanlike

how come haye.....

left the building, and left his manager to deal with his shit ?

I think the unanimous verdict is

Haye’s a bitch

Does anyone else feel sorry for Adam Booth?

Gets smashed in the back of the head with a camera(looks like by his own fighter), stays behind to confront chisora, who he looks tiny in comparison to and his entourage, and still has the balls to calmly ask him to act like a man, and then slam some home truths on the Klitschko’s manager. Guy with most balls in the room

he did get clobbered by his own dude

2:51 of the vid

yep

for being the only bleeding man in the room, he handled himself rather well.

Wow, you can clearly see Haye grabbing a bottle before Chisora approachs him

That’s weak, man. Shame on Haye.

“Who bottled me?” “He GLASSED me!” LMAO there are some gems in here.

Sometimes, these things happen in boxing
Shame

This totally took away from the Nightmare putting a wrap on Eric Molina’s consciousnesses in the first round of their first on the Cloud/Campillo under card.

i already hated haye

now he interrupts the conference to talk shit, glasses chisora and runs

such a coward

i’ve always said he’s a tryhard, it drips from him

It’s funny because Haye would never pull this on Arreola or Seth Mitchell. As a matter of fact, I doubt neither Haye nor Chisora would pull this stuff in the States.

He Glassed Me haha

that video was hilarious
Haye showed his true colors

As for the “Im going to shoot you” stuff, thats not really anything new, James Toney constantly talked about dealing crack and having guns, he threatened Roy Jones with trigger Tai Chi and Bob Arum just billed it as the “UnCivil War”.
Look for Chisora vs Haye coming soon.

Also this was not similar to an american boxing promotion.

Haye wins the fight because he’s the more gifted fighter overall. But he’d still lose to Vitali so it’s a wash in my book. This is how David wants to regain his relevance? Fight David, in the ring, not at a press conference for a fight you weren’t involved in, and with gloves next time not a bottle of Vodka or whatever it was.

So Haye's strategy ...

… if he should face a Klitschko again, would be to bring a bottle?

At least he’d be doing something.

Chisora made it a fight, at least.

Hello, I just want to come here to wish that

my brother and his expectant girlfriend’s second child be cursed, for making me miss this was

Sorry about that, accidentally hit post...

making me miss this awesome turn of events, to be at a damn baby shower.

david haye fought better at this press conference

than his last fight against wlad

Coward

Haye is the true meaning of coward. Before you get offended let me explain with a story. One day Im a work talking to a buddy about ketchup and this little 135 -140 pound kid thats standing close to us in the lunch room says" ketchup is disgusting and garbage" we kind of laugh and say "thanks for your opinion but this was an a b conversation then laughed ignored him, he then says " you think your funny ? Funny like a clown then he laughs. Now im 200 5’10 hit the gym regularly, i’m no0 mma fighter but have been gifted with the type of power in both hads that breaks faces and am a natural wrestler that never was taught, im also 35 , a father of three boys , have a wife, and trying to be a christian and be a good person. Ive come from some bad places. So I blow it off those are fighting words but hes no threat so whatever. After lunch this guy come up to me saying" Jasons says your a bitch says he mouth you off said you where a clown or something said you did nothing" I work in factory 170 employee im pretty furious this will go around shop make me look bad, I say to the guy" that kid is the little bitch I ever met i think he is laughable at best it was a joke to me" Now i go back to work like 3 minintes later this kid is coming up to me in my unit area I dont want to make this any longer so in short he come up in my space and says"you call me a bitch" etc. this goes on for a bit I look at people around me I say to them "you see he is in my space and wont leave right they say yup all witnesses I then rip off my shirt and do like a hulk scream and pose and then say to the kid " don’t you no I would fucking destroy you are you fucking retarded? you little bitch" my coworker grabbed me and he left at that point. We get call up to management shortly after, I almost lost my job for doing nothing, kid got suspended from work for 2 weeks. Kid In management offices asked me why hes a bitch said he lipped me of got in my face, I said “a bitch is someone who acts tough to or treats people poorly when there in a place of protection using the fact that I cant lose my job or have police trouble etc. If you where a real man you would wait till after work endanger my safty with witnesses so I have no choice but to defend myself, if you really have beef and want to prove something like your tough that takes balls” kid says after that " if you try anything after work ill call the police on you" kid still doesn’t get it. Haye is the kid in this story talking shit now hes in a place of protection again not fighting gsp and he will never learn. Chisora is me thinking this guy must be mentally delusional or something and don’t even see him a threat more of an annoyance.

That's the worst thing i've ever read.
WTF is this shit.
I'm pretty sure it's a joke...

Wasn’t there a meme about ketchup and some little kid a few months back?

If there was, I have to issue a 10/10. Would rage again.
Here it is...

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2011/9/14/2425440/youre-doing-it-right-establishing-historical-be-meme-or-why-bloody

It’s not the original thread from which the meme was created, but rather a discussion of the meme. And it is almost identical to the post above. Well done Sugel.

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