UFC light heavyweight contender Quinton "Rampage" Jackson returns to Japan on Saturday to face Ryan Bader at UFC 144. Rampage, a long-time fan favorite in the Land of the Rising Sun, did an interview with Fighter's Only and pulled no punches in his thoughts on the commentary of UFC announcer Joe Rogan.
I think would beat the sh-t out of Joe Rogan - as long as he don't get me to the ground, because his jiu jitsu is really good. I know he's got good jiu jitsu guy because he's so biased towards jiu jitsu guys. Every time a guy is a jiu jitsu fighter Rogan might as well be playing the rusty trombone like, ‘oh a jiu jitsu guy' [mimes bl0wj0b action].
I don't give a f--k man, I am sick of people putting their [opinions]... if everyone was a jiu jitsu fighter it would be a boring-ass sport. Everyone is not the same. Some people like to stand and bang some people like jiu jitsu. I don't knock people who like jiu jitsu. Sometimes its boring when they are wrestling but sometimes its boring when people are standing too.
Rampage also shares his thoughts on Bader, cold weather, fighting in Japan and much more.
1 recs | 167 comments
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The only criticism Rogan has ever thrown at Rampage is that he doesn’t kick or check leg kicks. I’ve never noticed a bias towards BJJ guys on his part.
mburtoni - February 20, 2012 via iPhone app
Maybe Rampage is just sick of that 10th planet lingo Joe uses all the time
I know I am.
menckenstein - February 20, 2012
Joe is very faithful to traditional BJJ vocab, unless the fighter is a known affiliate of 10th planet, like when KZ sub'd Garcia.
Snatchl - February 20, 2012
I wish the UFC kept transcripts from commentary
Because if you ctrl +f’d “mission control” you’d crash your word processor.
menckenstein - February 20, 2012
Maybe I'm just stupid, but I don't see how this is a big deal.
Like at all. I don’t care about the whole tradition BJJ vs 10th Planet debate, but the people who argue over names of positions sound like children.
Tim Bernier - February 20, 2012
My only complaint us “crack head control” doesn’t really belong in any commentary. Other than that, the terminology doesn’t bother me. Just that he dies have a habit of showing a bias towards fighters while he’s calling the action.
Chris Hall - February 20, 2012 via Android app
So what's the other name for the same position?
WheelieMonkey - February 20, 2012
crackhead control = mission control or high guard.
mission control is a bjj term. so im not sure where youre getting at, guy.
lukustra - February 21, 2012
Crackhead control is not the same as mission control
Neither of which are interchangeable with “high guard”.
So what would you have him call it?
WheelieMonkey - February 21, 2012
If you were watching boxing and the commentator (who is a shill for 10th planet boxing) called clinching "alphabet soup"
Would that not get annoying really fast?
menckenstein - February 20, 2012
Perfectly serviceable names exist and don't need to be replaced with something comparitively retarded
In other words, it’s like people burning history books and instead learning from the cast of Jersey Shore.
KJ Gould - February 20, 2012
Says the guy who rephrases everything in his own preferred terminology
WheelieMonkey - February 20, 2012
some things they do in 10th planet dont have traditional BJJ names.
hence why Rogan always uses 10th planet names when a 10th planet associate is fighting.
lukustra - February 21, 2012
People're grabbing that leg over the back more and more
Is he supposed to not talk about it?
WheelieMonkey - February 20, 2012
that's the 10th planet term though
Cunny - February 20, 2012
What's the "non-10th planet" term, then?
If it takes you more than ten seconds to come up with it, we already know the default term. Heck, name the one guy that was doin’ similar stuff before/concurrently with Bravo. hint: fpurzoev
WheelieMonkey - February 20, 2012
Nino Schembri
esquilinho - February 20, 2012 via Android app
Bingo
What did he call it?
WheelieMonkey - February 20, 2012
Isn't it just the rubber guard?
Cunny - February 21, 2012
Your suggestion is another 10th planet term?
No, it isn’t. “Rubber guard” is like any other guard, a series of positions and transitions, not one single arrangement of limbs and torsos. The specific position mission control is what pops into peoples’ heads when you say rubber guard and they don’t know any better, sure.
So, what non-10th planet term would you have Joe Rogan use to describe that position?
WheelieMonkey - February 21, 2012
I chose rubber guard because that's how the position is generally known externally
but I take your point
man i need to start training soon
Cunny - February 21, 2012
if by known affiliate ... you mean" learned the twister off of youtube "
Because that’s where zombie learned it. He had no bravo affiliation besides his youtube channel.
Rogan said Bj was “doing rubber-guard wrong” one time. Bj isn’t a tenth planet guy and is three times the black belt bravo is. Bj is a world champion Bravo tapped a world champ once. Bj could give two fucks how bravo works his inferior guard.
Rogan calling jits gets annoying. I hate 10th planet nomenclature.
the-gentle-way - February 20, 2012 via mobile
ryanthewizard1 - February 20, 2012
I kinda want to vomit looking at this.
Patrick Tenney - February 20, 2012
I kinda want to learn all the steps looking at this
Where is the leg ride? Why Come people no leg ride in UFC?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - February 20, 2012
Yeah, thoughtful, planned out analysis
Disgusting.
WheelieMonkey - February 20, 2012
I look at your comment and i think DOCHEBAG! Isn’t that a Bravo position name?Well thought out indeed.
the-gentle-way - February 20, 2012 via mobile
Agreed. He gets excited by sub attempts, and rubber guard, but he's just calling the action.
Not saying he isn’t biased for fighters, but I think their skill of BJJ is far down on the list of reasons why.
Snatchl - February 20, 2012
He's biased towards people who train under Eddie Bravo
YPG - February 20, 2012
Any time Rampage gets taken down Rogan makes a point of saying his jits isn't up to par.
Which is true and hardly makes him biased, but that’s probably what he’s mad about.
lowellthehammer - February 20, 2012
To be fair
Ramapge has only been subbed once iirc. His offensive bjj is none existent but defensively he is very good
JG87 - February 20, 2012
Twice
Saku and Bones.
Your point still stand though; bjj defense seems to come very naturally to him, and his wrestling is often overlooked.
Shaun32887 - February 20, 2012
rampages defensive bjj
looks a lil something like this
Johnathan Willis - February 20, 2012
Yeah, but sometimes it's more like this.
gzl5000 - February 20, 2012
Ooohh I wanna play
It’s also like this
Mjub - February 20, 2012
:D
RolloTomasi - February 20, 2012
You evil evil bastard.
Empty Thoughts - February 20, 2012
lol
pud333 - February 20, 2012
I searched hard for a Sakuraba's RNC
So just imagine that here too.
FreeLightningLee - February 20, 2012
C-c-c-combo breaker?
CasualMMAFan - February 20, 2012
Victor Rodriguez - February 20, 2012
Photobombing whale?
SentientAndroid - February 20, 2012
MicahtheCynic - February 20, 2012
:D
RolloTomasi - February 20, 2012
Bas is a way better commentator than Rogan it's not even close
JG87 - February 20, 2012
No doubt
Have you ever seen the Shark Fights ppv where Bas teamed up with Don Frye?! I’ve never heard better commentary ever.
Buzzerbeat - February 20, 2012
Didn't actually hear it but I did read it was golden
Dana seriously needs to revamp the commentary team. At least give us Bas on fight night shows or TUF the ratings would go up for sure
JG87 - February 20, 2012
They were so drunk it was amazing.
menckenstein - February 20, 2012
Frye was out of his damn mind.
It was awesome.
gzl5000 - February 20, 2012
That was the most amazing thing ever
Charles Awad - February 20, 2012
Truly a high-water mark for MMA commentary.
I was here to witness it all live.
a tommy point - February 20, 2012
I hate Bas’ commentary. Come at me bros
Our Bovine Public - February 20, 2012
It's decent, getting worse though. He isn't a commentary god like some proclaim.
He needs to only be listened to in small doses because then you just get sick of him. I wouldn’t be able to handle him calling 20 events a year like Rogan does.
Tim Bernier - February 20, 2012
yeah I could probably handle him in smallish doses. He’s just way too over the top for my liking. Personally I still think Bellator commentators are the best in the business ATM
Our Bovine Public - February 20, 2012
And talk about bias for certain aspects of a fight...
Just let someone throw a liver kick when Bas is paying attention (something it seems like he often takes a break from during an event).
Razreshat - February 20, 2012
...
CasualMMAFan - February 20, 2012
I’m sure one of rampages peoples told him this once and he believes them without hesitation
Afrotikiman - February 20, 2012 via mobile
Looks like Rampage's hands were cold that day
Really workin’ that left one….just sayin’….
( . Y . ) - February 20, 2012
Eight ball, corner pocket
menckenstein - February 20, 2012
Christmas pants with a hole in the pocket: something to wear and something to play with. Makes the perfect gift when money is tight.
( . Y . ) - February 20, 2012
Joe would kick the shit out of Rampage......at pool.
TheCode - February 20, 2012
Sheesh forget the Joe Rogan part
1. He won’t go train at a better gym because it’s cold in Denver. If there’s a more symbolic statement for Rampage’s recent career, I don’t know what is.
2. Is it just me or has he started stuttering a whole lot more recently?
joker24 - February 20, 2012
The truth hurts
Coeman - February 20, 2012
If I was gonna make one complaint about Joe Rogan
It would be how his bias about certain fighters can make listening to the commentary really painful. He’ll concentrate on one fighter, whilst completely ignoring anything the other fighter does. Seems to be happening far more often these days too.
Machida vs Shogun 1 really sticks out in my mind, raving bout every kick Shogun landed whilst ignoring every punch landed by Machida.
ZediiZ - February 20, 2012
Kenn Florian vs Jose Aldo
Our Bovine Public - February 20, 2012
Kenny*
Our Bovine Public - February 20, 2012
At UFC134 barboza-pearson.
Magaca - February 20, 2012
Nate Diaz and Donald Cerrone
The Lethal Haze - February 20, 2012
Florian/Aldo was pretty terrible as well.
discoandherpes - February 20, 2012
I get what all you guys are saying
But when one guy (Rogan) is really into the commentary and the fight, and may not realize he is focusing on only one participant/discipline isn’t it up to his partner to bring him back?
mmazing - February 20, 2012
That's way above Goldberg's ability
KJ Gould - February 20, 2012
Mike Goldberg once told Mauro Ranallo....
…that he was Joe Montana, laying it out there for Joe “Jerry Rice” Rogan.
I think it’s safe to say we’re not seeing any changes in the way these two call fights, ever.
Luke Nelson - February 20, 2012
I've said it before...
… and I’ll say it again. I’d pay $5 extra for a PPV channel with Goldberg’s mic muted.
loydb - February 20, 2012
Be careful where that goes. They might start getting really obnoxious celebrities for play-by-play, and charging exorbitant prices to mute them.
thirdparty - February 20, 2012
Joe's man crushes are getting out of control
I agree that we are hearing more and more “man crush” commentary from Joe. I’m pretty sure he follows twitter during the fights because ive called him out a few times lately and he seems to change direction, even mid fight. Condit v Diaz was the most recent, he started that fight w/ his head completely up Nick’s azz
Lizzardking - February 20, 2012
I wanted to shoot myself during Chuck/Wand because Joe was sitting on Chuck’s nuts the whole time or any fight with Joe/Chuck.
the jewish conquistador - February 20, 2012
BWV988 - February 20, 2012
hahahahha
Johnathan Willis - February 20, 2012
Funny gif,
but that isn’t anywhere close to how that fight actually went down
ElliotMatheny - February 20, 2012
lol no
yeah it’s funny, but not representative of that fight at all.. I was actually in the arena, didn’t hear Rogan and still scored it 4-1 for Shogun
Rob Young - February 20, 2012
i didnt see this fight going like that at all, even when watching it muted.
but this is a spactacular gif. hilarious.
lukustra - February 21, 2012
The one that sticks out for me is
Shields vs. Kampmann.
Crimson King 45 - February 20, 2012
rampage
Always classy
TheDreadedMarco - February 20, 2012 via mobile
I've said it on other boards on this same topic...
i wish Rogan would start taking his job a little more serious and do a better job. His interveiwing is pathetic (same questions over and over) and his calling of the fights, is shottty at best. He says a lot of things like they are fact and he is way off.
Just my opinion and I loved the comment “8 ball, corner pocket”. That was freakin funny!
Taiter - February 20, 2012
Rampage Jackson Bashes Joe Rogan For 'Biased' Commentary
Sensationalize much.
Shatto1 - February 20, 2012
Huh? It's exactly what happened in the interview.
Magaca - February 20, 2012
psychoblack doesn’t think so…
Sonnenmeister - February 20, 2012
On my phone, so I’m having trouble finding it, but does anyone have a link to the old show Rogan used to have on UFC.com – when Rampage was the champ, Rogan went to train with him and tapped him with a guillotine. Also showed them hanging out on the back of (I think it was) a truck eating lunch. This was probably before the Griffin fight. Seems relevant now.
Tsubame - February 20, 2012 via mobile
Someone tapped a fighter in training?
I am shocked.discoandherpes - February 20, 2012
I’m interested in seeing the video again in light of the highly relevant topic at hand, not to display some kind of proof of Joe’s superiority. I doubt anyone in their right mind thinks Rogan could submit Rampage in a legitimate fight. There just seems to be a lot of dislike on Rampage’s end and the show I’m referencing had them hanging out, eating lunch and training together like old friends.
Tsubame - February 20, 2012 via mobile
Its time to book this fight!
I believe the only way this will be settled is, if they book the fight. So instead of Joe fighting Wesley Snipes, time to take on Rampage. Book it Joe Silva!
Kung Foo - February 20, 2012
What are the chances Rampage retires after this fight?
boscomma - February 20, 2012
Time to open up the BElitest floodgates of Rogan hate
I don’t get it. I’ve heard other commentary teams from Pride, Strikeforce, eliteXC, and some regionals on youtube. Rogan crushes them. Pride commentary was better? Really? Did you actually have the volume up?
I believe Rogan calls things how he sees them. Sometimes he’s only seeing one thing and doesn’t call the others, but the way “mma hardcores” get all weird about him defies logic. Dude is pretty good at what he does. Definitely not perfect, but he does a pretty good job. Better than Baas or anyone else I’ve heard.
Tacoknight - February 20, 2012
Agree +++
The only thing that makes me wince is when Joe screams : ‘’rubber guard’’ ‘’mission control’’. Like something awsome is about to happen. Rubber guard is a weak, low percentage move. We have tried it in the gym and it is easy to get out of and requires too much effort to keep applying it, if you are lucky enough to lock it in. IMO, that move would only be effective against a white belt.
Otherwise, Joe is Joe. He is also a huge fan of the sport so yes, he may show some bias at times.
voiceinthedesert - February 20, 2012
Joe Rogan is probably the best by a margin
But he has his terrible nights.
discoandherpes - February 20, 2012
This.
Empty Thoughts - February 20, 2012
Schiavello and Trigg are great.
Thats It For you! - February 20, 2012
Schiavello's style isn't for everyone
But I enjoy his commentary during an exciting fight. I think him and Rogan would be a good team.
discoandherpes - February 20, 2012
his kickboxing commentary is phenomenal, but his style doesn’t translate so well to MMA – and i love the guy. Mauro Ranallo is good when he’s reigned in and doesn’t have the freedom to spout off all the shitty puns he wants.
but Frank Shamrock is pure evil.
Victor Rodriguez - February 20, 2012
Can't stand Schiavello, personally..
Violent Newt - February 20, 2012
yeah, I love hearing Schiavello scream "goodnight Irene!" after every knockdown.
not.
lukustra - February 21, 2012
I really like Jimmy Smith from Bellator
He’s a former fighter with good striking and groundwork knowledge, speaks clearly, rarely lets his emotions get in the way of the fight, and when it is an outright robbery he is willing to say so. I’ve been a fan since Fight Quest.
Enmascarado - February 20, 2012
Huge fan of Jimmy Smith too, I think he’s the best right now. I was sooo bummed out when I heard he was not returning for Bellator last year but was glad when a deal was reached and he returned. He’s awesome.
RagingNoodles - February 20, 2012
Smith-Wheelock is the most solid MMA announcing tandem on air these days.
( . Y . ) - February 20, 2012
Without a doubt.
Crimson King 45 - February 20, 2012
Yup.
Sweet Scientist - February 20, 2012
agreed
Our Bovine Public - February 20, 2012
Forgot about Bellator
never had a problem with their announcing team, maybe because I’m usually asleep.
Erasedhead - February 20, 2012
I really dont understand why people dislike Mauro.
I think hes a great commentator. gets a little over excited sometimes but it keeps the audience paying attention. but he knows his mma and the various techniques. if it wasnt for Frank Shamrock’s (who is SUPER biased and openly admits it) braces and constant reading straight of the prompter while bobbing his head for no apperent reason and whatever the boxing crossdressers name is, Strikeforce would have very good commentary in Mauro and Militch.
lukustra - February 21, 2012
And Jesus Christ
If you are gonna blast someone from that pair Goldberg is the one that’s gotta go. Ron Burgundy has better things to say.
DankNabbot - February 20, 2012
Agreed
The fight announcers on Fuel were horrible, somehow worse than the Strikeforce team. All the Pride videos I’ve watched were mediocre; Bas will say something ridiculous, and the other guy makes a really bad simile. Even all the Showtine kickboxing and all the big PPV boxing events are a shot below the UFC team.
Goldie is silly and Rogan goes overboard, but there aren’t any better announcers I can think of.
Erasedhead - February 20, 2012
agreed
nobody is going to be perfect. Joe does a good job of explaining technique to people who would otherwise have no clue as to what was happening. I can’t even say how many times he basically predicted what was going to happen on accident while he was explaining technique.
attgnp - February 20, 2012
I love Rampage
Yes, still.
Charles Awad - February 20, 2012
hes getting on my nerves lately.
seems to lash out on anyone who has anything remotely critical to say about him.
lukustra - February 21, 2012
Rampage is right and wrong about Rogan at the same time.
Yes, he does show bias to people that train under Eddie Bravo or anyone that uses any rubber guard technique but he doesn’t always show bias for BJJ guys
IRodC - February 20, 2012
he does complain about early stand ups when a fighter is in any position other then guard.
lukustra - February 21, 2012
I really really hope someone presses Joe for a response to this.
Yes i’m a drama queen. You know you are too.
Magaca - February 20, 2012
Rampage’s post match victory is gonna be awkward now
Our Bovine Public - February 20, 2012
"Y-y-you know what I'm gonna do?"
“I’m go ahead and let you talk to Ryan Bader. I’m through, hey put somebody else through to give me an interview. YOU NEVER GIVE ME A FAIR SHAKE! THE UFC NEEDS TO FIRE YOU! YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MMA! YOU AIN’T SHIT! YOU GOT SHIT!”
Sugel Mendoza - February 20, 2012
or it could be fucking hilarious. that’s where i’d put my money.
Victor Rodriguez - February 20, 2012
On the UG
Rogan agrees that Rampage could kick his ass.
Farthammer - February 20, 2012
just wait for his podcast. that train is never late.
if he answered that idiot ‘Monkey Spinning Arm Lock’ Sifu, he’ll have something to say about this.
Victor Rodriguez - February 20, 2012
Joe Rogan can be extremely biased and bad sometimes
Yelling that Condit needed a stoppage in the Rory Mac fight when he was on his way to winning a split decision, his dismissal of Frankie Edgar beating up Spencer Fisher, him and Goldberg so convinced that GSP was going to truck Serra they didn’t even notice that Serra had him on the ropes, amongst other things.
That said, it isn’t as bad as his commentary during the Phan vs. Garcia fight. You would think that Garcia was winning and not being dominated in the stand up outside of about a minute of the third round.
When Rogan is on he is on, but when he is bad he can be pretty terrible. It drives my dad crazy when he calls a move “new” or “unorthodox” when he has been training for years and has seen said technique in other martial arts.
discoandherpes - February 20, 2012
In his defense, at least in the Rory / condit fight, a lot of people had Rory up twp rounds going in to the 3rd.
Chris Hall - February 20, 2012 via Android app
Except the judges
And rightfully so. Rory did jack shit with those takedowns in the first except get punched and elbowed in the face.
discoandherpes - February 20, 2012
Right, I’m just saying it wasn’t unreasonable foe him to say he thought condit was behind.
Chris Hall - February 20, 2012 via Android app
At that point he is saying something that is straight up wrong
He is inserting something very subjective into his commentary that is wrong, instead of taking a bit more of a conservative approach. Instead of saying “I think Condit is down two, he might need a finish” his tone was “What is Condit doing? He needs a finish here”. This would normally be okay, but assuming Rory won a close first round when he didn’t informs his (wrong) commentary.
That’s only one example, but he has had some terrible nights on commentary (truly some of the worst commentary) and it’s only made worst that every tapout wearing douche nozzle takes Rogan’s word as gospel.
discoandherpes - February 20, 2012
I agree he has some awful fights, namely phan / Garcia 2. I just don’t thinks that’s the worst by far. But he may have been more extreme than I’m remembering.
Chris Hall - February 20, 2012 via Android app
Paraphrasing: Leonard Garcia has so much power it's a curse
Also saying that if you don’t like Garcia you don’t like MMA is pretty awful. This is a guy who should be on a nine fight losing streak and has very little technique. there is nothing wrong with not wanting to see this guy in the UFC. He’s a worst version of Dan Hardy.
discoandherpes - February 20, 2012
That ws bad, I usually don't mind Rogan but he was awful in that fight.
Sweet Scientist - February 20, 2012
Not to mention that compared to people looking at the big screen,
They don’t have an ideal viewpoint, which I think at times can lead to some bad commentating in itself. Which is my same argument about the judges. Ringside isn’t the best way to call it, sometimes.
DankNabbot - February 20, 2012
Via MMA Junkie.
Sugel Mendoza - February 20, 2012
Yeah, Rory was going to at least get a draw in that fight, if not win. I don’t know why people keep insisting Condit would’ve won that decision. Your quote confirms that the judges had it for Rory.
Hardcharger - February 20, 2012 via mobile
Because the judges released their scores and condit was going to take a split decision.
Chris Hall - February 20, 2012 via Android app
me thinks that rampage doesn’t know what a rusty trombone is. he’s got the trombone part right, but not the rusty.
tha dude - February 20, 2012
This just in:
Human being not perfect. Tune in at 11 fir more details.
TMadeBurner - February 20, 2012 via mobile
Or for more details. You can tune in for fir details but I don’t think the story about trees is due to run until tomorrow.
TMadeBurner - February 20, 2012 via mobile
well played.
tha dude - February 20, 2012
nice save Thomas
TheCode - February 20, 2012
Joe Rogan's strength is also his weakness.
His fandom really shines through and gets people excited, but someone so emotionally tied to the sport is bound to develop favoritism.
I_Mad - February 20, 2012 via mobile
I don’t think his strength is his fandom. In my opinion its his BJJ knowledge. He is able to explain what a fighter is doing and what he should be doing in every situation on the ground. That is incredibly useful for new fans or fans who dont fully understand the groung game
Our Bovine Public - February 20, 2012
And thats why Joe is great...
Top notch BJJ knowledge and authentic enthusiasm that always delivers, even if he is a bit bias. Who isn’t, besides that talking robot Goldberg?
I_Mad - February 20, 2012 via mobile
I think a huge part of the UFC’s success is Rogan, I don’t buy PPV if he’s not commentating, his personal touch is what makes the UFC the UFC. I’m not even joking, something is missing when I’m watching MMA and I don’t hear his voice, i will watch but I’m not willing to spend 60$, Rogan is part of the UFC experience.
Kenya_MMA - February 20, 2012
So if GSP fought Silva, you wouldn't buy it if Rogan wasn't calling it?
You sir, are crazy.
discoandherpes - February 20, 2012
I feel ya.
Something about his unique touch just makes the event come alive to me. Similar to if NPH ever left How I Met Your Mother. I’d hardly ever watch it again.
Dustin Luff - February 20, 2012
So, you didn't watch UFC 134 then?
I agree with discoandherpes, you’re crazy.
Sweet Scientist - February 20, 2012
Wouldn't go that far..
but at the same time, really feels different without Rogan to me.
Violent Newt - February 20, 2012
The main criticism I have of Rogan’s commentary is that the guy doesn’t explain the striking game very well. He’s constantly screaming “LOOK AT HIS FOOTWORK!” without explaining what exactly constitutes good footwork. It wasn’t until I read a lot of BE’s judo chop articles and took some muay Thai/kickboxing classes that I understood the basics of striking.
On a similar note, I wish the UFC’s production crew would have more full body shots show you can see the fighters’ feet while they’re fighting. It’s so hard to understand why a fighter’s standup skills worked without looking at their entire body.
head-splitter - February 20, 2012
so you can see*
head-splitter - February 20, 2012
Rampage just telling it like it is
The good thing about rampage is he lets the critics know wsup he doesn’t take any shit from them.. They can’t fade him
psychoblack - February 20, 2012 via mobile
Indeed, sir.
thirdparty - February 20, 2012
My favorite user on this site..
Dustin Luff - February 20, 2012
Funny you call him a user
I’ve always suspected PB of hitting the crackpipe
ElliotMatheny - February 20, 2012
slap yoself
Dootch - February 20, 2012
RIP Whitney.
Dustin Luff - February 20, 2012
Quinton "Big Baby" Jackson
He seems awfully tough when he’s picking on announcers and reporters like Aerial and Joe. Maybe he should stick to actual fighters instead of calling people out for doing their job. I’m going to make a prediction that if he loses this fight he will retire on Japanese soil. I for won’t lose any sleep over it.
CRWHITLOCK - February 20, 2012
The Joe Rogan Experience is the shit
Not that it has anything to do with this, but I love hearing him go on epic rants about society and psychedelics.
savik - February 20, 2012
i'll just leave this here
Rob Young - February 20, 2012
His tongue is obviously under the wrong cheek
If Rampage were really sucking a dick coming from a diagonal angle to his left, the resulting impact of the schlong would be on Quinton’s LEFT CHEEK, not his right cheek. Ha HA!
ElliotMatheny - February 20, 2012
Experience talking?
nick_yuji - February 20, 2012
Yes, I'm very experienced
at watching the effects of my big fat cocking slamming into
my gf’syour mother’s mouthElliotMatheny - February 21, 2012
He forgot to cup the balls ...
… show him how it’s done HBK!
Steve4192 - February 21, 2012
he put far too much effort into guzzling that phantom cock
and how did he do the whole thing with a straight face
Cunny - February 21, 2012
I think the best color guy is Frank Mir. His work on WEC was so good. He was able to call moves 3 or 4 steps ahead because he knew what guys were going for. I know he is till active but I would rather listen to him than anyone.
Rogan has an orgasm anytime someone throws a high kick regardless if it is close or not.
Scott Whitt - February 20, 2012
Never gets old
I laugh a little every time i hear Rampage say “wrasstle”
CrazyHandsCam - February 20, 2012
pretty funny
i think Joe does a great job getting viewers interested at times and sometimes he tries too hard to sell someone on the ground “looking for a submission”
Rampage is pretty childish but the bj part was hilarious
elmojo - February 21, 2012
Joe talks about this on his #187 podcast at about minute 37
iddqd - February 21, 2012
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