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UFC 143: Diaz Vs. Condit - Live Results And Play-By-Play For Undercard Fights

UFC 143: Diaz vs. Condit Poster by Anton Tabuena

UFC 143: Diaz vs. Condit Poster by Anton Tabuena

As with every major show, Bloody Elbow will be here to bring you live results, play by play and commentary for UFC 143: Diaz vs. Condit. Our live coverage will start with the Facebook prelim stream (roughly 7 p.m. ET) through the FX broadcast of the prelims (8 p.m. ET) and through the PPV broadcast (10 p.m. ET) so make sure to make Bloody Elbow your home for this event.

This post will cover live results and thoughts for the undercard on Facebook and FX.

The featured bout of the FX undercard sees featherweights Dustin Poirier and Max Holloway step into the cage. Also in action on FX is former Ultimate Fighter castmember Alex Caceres as he takes on Edwin Figueroa and a battle of former TUF fighters with Matt Brown taking on Chris Cope. The opening fight on FX will be Matt Riddle against Henry Martinez. On Facebook it will be Rafael Natal against Michael Kuiper and Dan Stittgen fighting Stephen Thompson.

Make sure to come back during the event and share your thoughts as the event goes down.

We are live on Facebook.

Dan Stittggen vs. Stephen Thompson - Round 1 - Thompson with a leg kick and Stittggen looks very stiff in his movement. Thompson is moving around pretty well. Stittggen tries to close distance and Thompson just uses a variety of kicks to keep him at distance. Stittggen tries to just rush forward to close distance. There's a lot of playing with distance here and not a lot of shots being landed. Stittggen with a leg kick. Thompson looks like he's going at sparring speed right now but Stittggen isn't doing anything to make him work harder, so it doesn't really matter. Stittggen with a leg kick. Thompson with a beautiful two punch combo with a head kick at the end and Stittggen is out. That was beautiful. He faked a leg kick and then whipped the kick to the face and Stittggen was out cold. Stephen Thompson wins by KO (head kick), 4:13 of round 1.

Michael Kuiper vs. Rafael Natal - Round 1 - Kuiper with a kick attempt, Natal with a big takedown and Kuiper scrambles. Natal tries to get a standing guillotine but Kuiper pops out. Natal gets some space and tries for a takedown but can't get it. Leg kick by Natal. Natal with a big takedown and Kuiper keeps working to get up. Kuiper stands up, gets underhooks and is up. Natal forces his way in and gets the takedown into half guard again. Kuiper manages to stand again but Natal is pushing for another takedown. Natal with another right hand and another takedown. Kuiper manages to sweep, almost gets armbarred but is on top now. Natal manages to look for the armbar again but Kuiper gets up. 10-9 Natal round on the takedowns alone.

Round 2 - Leg kick by Kuiper. Nice combination by Natal but Kuiper slides a bit and lands a left hand. Kuiper stalking a bit. Nice right hand by kuiper lands and stiffens Natal a bit. Right hand by Natal and he tries for a takedown but can't get it. Natal is tiring here and he's getting busted up a little bit. Natal with some hard shots and Kuiper with a left in return. Two huge right hands by Natal and Kuiper takes them well. Natal with another combination and he's starting to find some space for his punches. Right hand by Natal and a spinning backfist. Big right hand, another spinning backfist and Natal is really opening and scoring with shots now. His technique isn't great but he's scoring. Big right by Kuiper. Natal with a jab. Natal with a takedown that likely secures him the round. 10-9 Natal.

Round 3 - Natal reaching with punches. Kuiper with a big right that drops Natal. Kuiper following up with hammerfists. Natal is managing to survive. Kuiper isn't fully opening up, but as I type that he starts to. Nice right hand gets in but Natal manages to get guard back. Natal now looking for the takedown. Natal gets it and is on top in side control. Natal landing some elbows to the side of the head. Natal passes to mount with a little over 1:10 left. Natal gets the arm triangle. It's deep but Kuiper is defending as best he can and Natal is a bit too high on the elbow and there's too much space. Round ends and I guess 10-9 Kuiper but both guys were close to finishing.

Official Scorecards: 30-27, 30-27, 29-28 Rafael Natal wins by unanimous decision.

The FX broadcast is kicking off now.

Henry Martinez vs. Matt Riddle - Round 1 - Martinez misses a wild right. Hard leg kick by Martinez. Martinez with a left hand and Riddle with a leg kick. Right hand by Martinez and a body kick by Riddle. Riddle's style is getting him countered a bit. Riddle with a long right but Martinez cracks him with another counter. Martinez is doing a good job here but neither guy has been hurt yet. Martinez throws a big flurry and lands one shot. Another Martinez counter. Riddle tries a front kick to the face but misses. Leg kick by Martinez. Riddle just misses a knee and Martinez lands as the round ends. 10-9 Martinez.

Round 2 - Riddle trying to push forward again but Martinez has a very good sense of timing and spacing. Big leg kick by Martinez. Big left hand by Martinez. Nice two punches by Martinez snap the head of Riddle. Body kick by Riddle. Martinez isn't landing as much, but it beats the pretty much nothing riddle is doing other than body kicks. Right hand by Martinez. Nice left by Riddle and he tries to open up but misses and tries to flurry but doesn't really land. Nice moment for Riddle, but Martinez won that round in my eyes. 10-9 Martinez.

Round 3 - Riddle keeps trying to work the body kick as Martinez tries to walk forward. Kick by Riddle is blocked, Martinez misses the counter. Nice straight left by Riddle. Nice shot by Martinez. Riddle keeps going back to the kicks but only the body kicks are really landing for him. Left hand lands for Martinez. Body kick by Riddle. Martinez is taken down and looked to work a rubber guard but ended up giving up his back in a scramble. Head kick by Riddle as Martinez stands up is just blocked. Riddle with another takedown and Martinez again going to rubber guard but back to full guard. Riddle landing some nice ground and pound now. Riddle works the ground and pound to the final bell. 10-9 Riddle but I'd give it to Martinez 29-28 overall.

Official Scorecards: 29-28 Martinez, 29-28 Riddle, 29-28 Riddle. Matthew Riddle wins by split decision.

Matt Brown vs. Chris Cope - Round 1 - They trade leg kicks early. Right hand by Brown on the back end of a combo lands. Leg kick by Brown. Brown pushes Cope into the cage. Cope turns it around. Elbow by Cope. Big knee lands for Brown. Takedown by Brown. Brown working knees to the leg. Brown working for the takedown and Cope defends. Brown with a sweep takedown, Cope stands and Brown knees him in the gut. Elbow by Brown. Left hand by Cope. Jab by Brown. Leg kick by Brown lands hard. Leg kick in return by Cope. Both men land right hands. 10-9 Brown.

Round 2 - Right hand by Brown. Cope with a leg kick. Body kcik by Cope is blocked. Hard jab by Brown. Leg kick by Cope and Brown tees off with a nice combination. Big left hand hurts Cope. Cope lays on his side and gets hit in the face a few more times and is out of it. It was a right hand that started Cope's legs going and a left that dropped him before some bombs on the ground scrambled Cope's brain. Matt Brown wins by TKO (punches), 1:19 of round 2.

Alex Caceres vs. Edwin Figueroa - Round 1 - Caceres with a leg kick and Figueroa is trying to close distance. Caceres with a left hand. Very big shot to the groin by Caceres and Figueroa crumbles to the mat and is writhing on the ground. Right hand by Figueroa after he recovers from the groin shot. Figueroa can't quite figure out the distance here and eats a counterpunch when he tried to kick. High kick by Caceres just misses. Huge head kick by Figueroa drops Caceres. He tries to finish him off but can't land hard enough to finish. Figueroa lets him stand up and tees off again. Caceres pushing him into the cage trying to get his legs back. Caceres looking to go to the ground and he takes the back of Figueroa. Caceres keeps working for neck cranks/rear naked chokes. 10-9 Figueroa for coming closer to the finish with the head kick.

Round 2 - Kick to the face by Caceres is just short. Figueroa is trying to land a bomb and he does get in with a wild right. Shot to the groin but Herb dean says it was fine. Head kick by Caceres lands and Figueroa is stung by that. Figueroa tries to rush Caceres. Another huge shot to the groin by Caceres. Caceres is deducted two points for the low blows. Caceres is getting popped a bit as the fight restarts and he looks miserable. Caceres takes him down and locks in a body triangle from the back. Figueroa is just trying to survive here. Figueroa standing over Caceres now after getting out. 9-8 round for Figueroa as he lost the round but Caceres lost two points.

Round 3 - Figueroa trying to walk forward but he looks all messed up still. Not a lot happening until a Superman punch by Caceres. Jab by Caceres now. Figureoa slips throwing a kick and Caceres takes his back. Caceres has his back standing now. Figueroa tries to drop down and roll but is too slow so Caceres has his back. Figueroa ended up on top for a bit, looked for a kneebar but had his back taken. 10-9 Caceres and I have it 29-27 for Figueroa.

Official Scorecards: 28-27 Figueroa, 28-27 Caceres, 28-27 Figueroa. Figueroa wins by split decision.

Dustin Poirier vs. Max Holloway - Round 1 - holloway misses a front kick and Poirier with a hard leg kick. Poirier with a nice punch and leg kick. Leg kick again and a right hand but now Holloway comes back with a few nice punches. They're exchanging some nice strikes and Poirier looks for the takedown but can't get it. Holloway is defending these takedown attempts well but finally Poirier is able to just power through the double and passes right into mount. Elbow by Poirier. Holloway gets tagged trying to escape. Poirier takes an arm then ends up transitioning to a triangle, now a mounted triangle and now adds an armbar to it and Holloway has to tap out. Dustin Poirier wins by submission (mounted triangle armbar), 3:23 of round 1.

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UK

Will they show all prelims on facebook and ufc.tv as we dont have FX?

yeah first 2 are on facebook then ufc.tv

and ESPN is free this weekend
Time to see what Kuiper is really made of.
for the foreign timezone sufferers and google search useless,

how many hours from now is 8pm ET?

prelims stars in two hours, and PPV in five if im not mistaken

That’s a bingo

If you want an easy way to keep track of when things start in terms of Eastern Time, I think you can go into your account and click on Edit Account & Settings and under Site Preferences choose the Eastern Time Zone (GMT – 5:00). It will show everyone’s comments and the time a story is posted based on that time zone.

Pretty sure that’s how it works.

nice, thx for the tip
Another tip

Is to just know one conversion and work the rest out from that, eg. I know 6pm ET = midnight CET, hence FB prelims start at 1am and FX prelims at 2am.

cool

damn i’m excited for this card tonight. cannot wait for the main event. pulling an all nighter to watch it live.

That’s what I do too.. I just look at the PM ET time and add six hours (usually by counting on my fingers if I want to be sure). Of course you’ll first have to learn how many hours you’re ahead of them yanks for this to work.

Brandon Vera disappoints MMA fans again

By getting injured and pulling out of the Thiago Silva fight.

so much for the bongo remix
Meh,

I had Thiago winning anyways.

That's the point!
Well other than Earl,

I was the only one stating the obvious.

The outcome of that fight was more obvious than your signature

My signature failed me in the last fight, so I don’t about that.

get nose broken by fighter

call out said fighter
get rematch with said fighter
drop out of said fight

Does this mean

That Vera will call out Jon Jones next?

Maybe

I remember vera sounding pretty unimpressed with jones after having his face broken by him.

he may be good

But hes not ’I’m gonna win the title in two divisions’ good

LOL

I wonder if Vera can appreciate the delicious irony.

Wow, when did that happen?

Today

Actually I don’t think it’s been up on BE yet, but I’ve seen it on other sites

Bummer.

Would be interested to see how it played out with Thiago clean.

Probably the same

Minus the “Roid Rage” induced bongos!

See, I'm not so sure.

Vera has pretty good takedown defense, and was outstriking Thiago on the feet.

Vera got outstruck by Eliot Marshall

Brandon has regressed bad.

Didn't see that fight.

I heard it was shitty

The first two were boring but wins for Vera.. the last one was pretty exciting though, as Marshall mounted a comeback and broke Vera’s arm in an armbar. Couldn’t stop him though so Fishbob got the decision

How did Vera get outstruck then?

In the 3’rd round? I vaguely remember Vera getting dropped in the 3’rd or something

Yeah. To be honest I don’t remember exactly. But I think it was a lot of tentative striking, clinching, and maybe takedowns and safe top control by Vera in the first two. In the third Marshall came out guns blazing, and dropped Vera with strikes, and almost finished him with an armbar. It was all in all pretty exciting but he failed to get the job done. With better judging it may have been ruled a draw.

Gotcha.

Yeah, Vera lost his fire. He’s so apprehensive now.

Yup. Damn shame, he has a lot of potential but it didn’t amount to anything after he came back from his contract disputes (and especially after dropping to LHW).

Even though he was technically 0-2,

I don’t think it was very fair to cut him for that fight. Especially since his first loss was as a replacement fighter.

Well, you’re probably right. Personally I’ve never cared much for Elliot Marshall as a fighter though, so it doesn’t bother me much. But yes you have a point.

I wasn’t really interested in the rematch, I think it would look a lot the same. We’ve seen so little of T Silva the last few years, so I’d rather see him in a fresh match-up.

same

I’d still like to see the Rampage match.Or shogun maybe?

I think both of those fights

Would end very badly for Thiago.

hard to tell where any of these guys are right now. I think he gives Rampage a handful

"Handful"

Of Bongos I hope!!!

Doubt it.

Page stuffs his takedowns and busts him up standing, IMO. Thiago’s best chance would probably be the Thai clinch

Shogun would be pretty badass, yeah. I guess anyone really. Would be pretty fun to see him smash some lower level guy too. I want to say “any striker” but then again he played the ground game a lot against Vera last time around.

I really want Feijao to come over to the UFC

Imagine him fighting T. Silva, Shogun, Rampage, etc

Yeah, that would be sick. Hopefully we’ll get that Mousasi – Feijao fight in SF sometime soon at least. After that their LHW division will be pretty stagnant.

Yeah, I would love that fight
He should just rematch Houston Alexander

Until Houston can get a W. So forever. It’s sad because there for a minute I thought he was “FOR REAL”

Damn, you’re a cruel man. I think Houston and Kimbo should rematch each other forever until they retire. Best fight ever!

The worst thing about that fight is

Kimbo was actually trying to fight and Houston wanted no part in it.

Dude, he was modeling his style after Machida! Gotta evolve as a fighter. It’s just unlucky that it ended up being backpedaling around the cage not throwing any strikes.

I think he got caught up in the Kimbo hype for some reason.

If Houston had been braver, and just let loose with his low kicks, he would’ve demolished Kimbo in 2 rounds easily.

Don't try to take Kimbo's best win away

With your game planning!

I got bets on Pierce and Starks

also Barao/Figueroa/Luke Thomas parlay

I got a Werdum/Pierce/Barao parlay

But the betting lines shifted at the last minute so even if I hit it I drop from $10k exactly to $9219.

Pierce being a +580 underdog is bullshit.

Riddle/Luke Thomas/Barao for me

And the rest of my PG money on Pierce.

The Rafael Natal fight is the hot bout? God dammit.

Natal decision.. easy 22

My thoughts exactly

Although a lot of guys seem to like Kuiper. I hope it’s not the same kind of easy 22 as when you proclaimed the Kingsbury/Bonnar hot bout an easy decision win for Kingsbu.

Wait, did I really say that? I guess it’s possible.. I do really dislike Bonnar.

I view Natal as the MW Gleison Tibau. In reality he probably has done very little to deserve that status, but that’s how I feel.

Yup

I’m positive because I remember feeling stupid for having initially picked Bonnar by decision. Needless to say I changed my pick :(

And Natal = Tibau? THAT’S RACIST!

You’re probably right then, I do have notoriously bad memory. I’m glad at least that I could influence you to join my stupidity!

Event locks in 20 min.. get your picks in, players

I count 11 players not at 100%

Including Subevil

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Most of them are at 91%, though

Likely due to the change of opponents for Riddle.

last i checked (last night_

everyone was at 100% except for KJZSP who had 91%

You're either blind or lying

i can only assume he means his own team. In which case… fuck em

exactly.

i dont give 2 drizzling shits what your teams are at!

for the record

100% you pirate hooker

Hey guys

Remember when we couldn’t watch undercards and undercard posts had about 20 comments. Man, those times SUCKED.

yeah man

uphill both ways in the snow barefoot for prelim results

Yeah

How the hell did we survive that shit?

Haha yeah

I remember having play-by-play from three different sites open at the same time and constantly pressing F5.

Did we actually have to read PBP for prelims?

God, those days sucked so bad I have blocked them from my memory.

I am still surprised Luke Thomas is fighting in the UFC but man I hate the nick name C-Murder
Probably the last time you hear it.
What's worse about Cope

The C-Murder nickname or the incessant “WOOOOOOOOOOO!” shouts?

I like to think WOOOO is at least a Ric Flair call back but that shits annoying to
the fact that he is employed as a professional fighter
But he's like a mini-Chuck Liddell!!!
And the fact that Ric Flair is

Still employed as a professional wrestler!!!

I’m convinced he died long ago and they’re using him as a marionette.

his skin looks like leather

so I could totally see that

dude i thought he was batshit insane when I saw him get suplexed off the top of a ladder live @ WM22

now he is certified insane/needs money

I'm surprised he isnt dead yet

Like most wrestlers

He can't die he owes to much money.

If he dies he has to continue to wrestle in heaven to pay the shit off so he might as well stay alive and do it.

especially after breaking his back in the 70's
Weekend at bernies?
the WOOOOOOOS, man that shit's annoying.
Cope 1st round KO.
His Tae Kwon Do will be the difference in the fight.
Final glance at my picks

4 decisions
7 finishes
6 in the first round

Hmm …

Spammy you so cray cray

I switched to Condit…figured none of us had him soooooo

I've tried using that reasoning before

But it just confuses me. Better to pick what you think will happen than what you think other people don’t think will happen (see? It’s confusing).

Last I checked Holloway had 0 BECW people backing him...

Maybe Afrotikiman should have picked him as well.

I thought there was one loner going for him

but i havent checked today

They must have reconsidered then, it's officially locked in at 0.

Looks like subbevil will be the only zero tonight.

Nope

alicks joins him (he’s not getting replaced till after the event, right?)

Ah, forgot about that.

So we’re gonna do a redraft for 2 people? LOL.

Unless someone else wants out, I guess.

Poirier is from my area…oh and he is good

I rewatched Daley fight then looked at Carlos’ record and just thought Condit is going to pull it off now…my brain is fucked

I have the same

except not as many first rounders

It's a matter of statistics for me

There are twice as many finishes in the first round. Unless a fighter specifically has a tendency to get late finishes or I have an idea he’s going to struggle to find his rhythm in the first round I almost always pick 1st round finishes.

It’s a matter of statistics for me

Isn’t everything?

Hahahahaha

Touché

Did anyone else play that game by the way? “Touché”. Old school point-and-click adventure game. It was pretty good.

just looked over my picks and I have every main card fight going to decision.

not too sure how to feel about that

I am at the UFC FB page

I don’t see the normal link for the prelims.

My legit picks now that playground's locked.

Wouldn’t want you guys copying off of all the success I’ve been having…

Diaz Sub 3
Nelson KO 2
Kos UD
Kuiper KO 2
Jorgenson UD
Figueroa KO 1
Brown Sub 2
Herman UD
Poirier Sub 2
Thompson KO 2
Riddle UD

Wow ours look sooo different

Some of mine are brave (stupid)

But I’m already out of contention for first unless I go against the grain and succeed.

I don't understand this approach

Doesn’t aiming for big scores just set you up for even bigger failures?

I'm still trying to figure out what went wrong between this season and the last one.

There are several people doing way worse than normal. And I’m beginning to believe you’re some type of AI with your abundance of statistics and success at predictions.

Agree on everything

Apart from just about all of it.

But if I'm right, everyone else will be wrong.

Diaz sub 3
Werdum UD
Kos UD
Kuiper UD
Barao sub 2
Brown tko 1
Herman sub 2
Poirier sub 1
Thompson ko 1
Riddle UD

Very close to mine

I have Diaz TKO-3, Natal UD, Barao sub-1, Herman sub-1, Thompson UD and the rest is the same.

These guys made incomplete picks

pridedaze09 91
KZP 91
milk 55
gugabe 91
alicks 0
dreamingoffighting 91
bodytriangle 91
micahthecynic 91
theworldismine 64
subbevil 0

Oh crap. Micah is on our team.
Better hope Martinez wins, then

If that happens then the 91% pickers probably didn’t miss out on any points.

You guys are crazy

Do you not understand how bad Riddle is? He’s like heavyweight-bad.

well hes going to be a heaveyweight compared to Martinez tonight

It’s only 15 pounds. Martinez is a better fighter, he should be able to overcome it.

Looking at them both, it has to be more than 15 pounds.

Martinez is gonna BJ Penn that shit. He don’t give a fuck.

Agreed but he was huge compared to Martinez

He has decent wrestling and seeing as how he's on a 2 fight losing streak,

I expect him to replicate his earlier performances.

That 9% adds up to less than 1% of total team pick percentage if that makes you feel better.
they should just count theworldismine

as a zero, cause that sucks for whoevers team he is on.

Subbevil forgot to make his picks?!

Really!?

Fucking PG has my Ed Herman pick locked in at UD instead of Sub/1
.

Tebow

Should be a bannable offense

at least you are griping at me about tebow not a pic in a live thread.

sheesh

these are the winning picks

Diaz UD
Werdum UD
Koscheck UD
Kuiper KO1
Barao UD
Figueroa KO1
Brown UD
Herman UD
Porier Sub1
Thompson KO2
Riddle UD

What up Fukers!
mmm wings

not much better than Wings + Hockey + MMA

Who’s your squad, Tats?

Leafs!

Well, then....

are we enemies now?

MUTHERFUKING PENS!

man that first game vs the pens was so heart breaking. dominated them..the game should have been like 9-1 if not for fleury, then we have an epic collapse.

So my official PG scorecard has 9 decisions...
and you meant for there to be how many decisions?
6.

Not that far off and I don’t mind Barao UD or Thompson UD. 9 just seems like a huge number.

YAY No stream in spanish

I hate it

Good Diaz article if you have nothing better to do, with input from Rousey and Faber: http://msn.foxsports.com/ufc/story/UFC-143-Nick-Diaz-searching-for-truth-behind-elusive-fighter-020312

I'm rewatching every death scene from the wire

I do have something better to do but will save for later.

I checked out Ultimate Heavyweights from my library

Rewatched CroCop/Gonzaga and realized Cro-Cop had nothing for Gabe that entire round before the head kick KO.

Also, Couture/Big Nog is a fight that should be shown to any MMA newbie. Epic battle.

My favorite fight. Which will be replaced in a few hours.

shamefully

never seen it

You've never seen Couture/Big Nog

Go to Netflix and get that Ultimate Heavyweights DVD now.

It’s pretty damn good. Make sure to ignore the fact that they’re over the hill and slow as fuck though

I’m permantely scarred by Couture/Coleman

Best main event ever.

Nog/ Barnett 1 was one for the ages, too
BE Prospects!

Where are you?!

WAR PROSPECTS!!!!!

Only two sounding off?

This is our first event. The prospects better not fuck this up!

We be silent killers dawg, our points will speak for themselves

Mr and Mrs Smith is the prelude to prelims…………I would smash the dvd on tv lady host though. she is like a poor mans Lisa Kudrow

Thats a good thing?
absolutely

pheobe is hot dude. at least was. i have no idea how the years have treated her

She looked pretty rough last time I saw her.

But, I not really into blondes.

not in the later days

she was like ten years older than the others and it showed

there was so much makeup on that woman’s face

and they turned her into some kind of maneating gutterslut who apparently had fucked every man in the world without us noticing

if you mean early 2000s four metric tonnes of makeup Lisa Kudrow I'll pass

just turn on FX and you can see for yourself

outside the US I'm afraid

would definitely have had a look

ah take a gander

dis be her

nice

gives early 90s kudrow a run for her money

missing… something in comparison though

Something else is on FX for me.

Catching up with some comics before we get this show on the road!

what you reading?

Some DCnU, specifically Wonder Woman, followed by I, Vampire

nice

I’m getting caught up on The Walking Dead. Hows Wonder woman?

Funny, we are just about to watch Wonder Boy make his UFC debut

Excellent series. Focusing on the mythological aspects. Always meant to start on WD. How far are you?

I've read a few WW but never fuly got into it (her)

Vol. 5 Its pretty awesome. Better than the show IMO

Never read WW either. Picked this up on hope, and it’s paid off. Quite a few good books in the DCnU surprisingly

have you read the Justice league ones?

Identity Crisis is one of my favourite comics ever

Been a Marvel guy mostly. I read one crisis (can’t remember which) and it soured me completely.
JL is meh.
Animal Man and Swamp thing are dope though

Seems safe.. I approve

It’s funny how your last parlay is the safest, by far, and also wins the most money, by far.

Are they showing the first two fights on Facebook and FX?

Diaz vs Lawlor free on UFC.COM

http://www.ufc.com/media/ufc-47-diaz-lawler

I thought it was Diaz vs. Tom Lawlor
notsureifserious

its robbie

Not serious

It’s Robbie Lawler, not Lawlor

oh good

Its a pretty fun fight. Maz told Diaz to not talk to him during the fight. Hope he doesnt do that tonight

I'm spending my time laughing my ass off at the City of Newark

Their police department foundation is still defaced and the City of Newark NJ’s 404 Not Found text is gunk written by Anonymous.

And these are the people who think they can globally control the internet? I love this shit.

Even relax

I have arrived

The fuck?

Even= everyone

You're not on the list.
Triple Threat is always on the list
thank God

now I can take the “Hello my name is Chris Hall” nametag off my cat.

I refuse to believe this is a joke

Leave the nametag

Changed to Sapo by decision.

If Kuiper wins by tko, I’ll have to leave this place in shame.

We’re in the same boat. Hopefully Sttitgen doesn’t disappoint me

Yikes.

That’s ballsy. You went with a massive underdog.

Yeah, I want with two-three underdogs this event. I’ll cry manly tears if they all pay off.

I think this event is going to generate the widest-base bell curve of scores to date...

There are going to be major outliers.

I can purchase UFC 143 with Facebook credits? Wtf?
seen that a well. wtf are facebook credits?
Our future overlords

I, for one, welcome them.

Another way to make money
Ugh. I hate facebook fights.

I bet at least four times tonight it’s going to get scrambled.

I usually watch the youtube stream

on the ufc’s youtube page because the fb one always messes up at some point.

you need this:

“Everything’s amazing and nobody is happy”

"You're sitting on a chair, IN THE SKY."

no one better than Louie right now

BLUE SMOAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Supposing I don't have FX,

is there any other channel I could watch the rest of the prelims on? elliotmatheny@yahoo.com

UFC.tv

at least in the UK

not now that the government is cracking down on illegal streams

LAWL

The e-mail I sent you last time

Should have you covered, I think.

Aight, cool man.

Danke schon

This music gets me fucking pamped

Time to see Stephen Thompson bring the karate aspect back to jiu-jitsu.

Biggest badass ever.

Why is everyone so high on him?

Harold Howard?

What’s there not to love?!?!?

IIIIIIIIIIITS TIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMME

I freaking love these Michael C. Hall Dodge commercials
ahhh

its dexter

This is gonna be one of the best main events in a while.

Had me chanting fight,fight,fight, under my breath all day.

quality is smoooooth

Thompson just won me over with that head turn.

Was it an ironic head turn? Hammy? Sincere?

Let’s do this, Karate Sydal.

IT is time to RUIN!!!!!!

POWER OF THE GI BITCHES
I also freaking love hearing the Fox Sports theme with the UFC now

Makes it sound so legitimate.

Alright INEPTs

Check your e-mail for the usual spreadsheet.

Does he drink his morning Pee too Goldie?
the american machida!! wooo

this should be good

Everyone who doesnt show up for prelims when they buy tickets is a fucking dipshit

I always think that
fucking vegas
its not just Vegas

LA, the bay its all the same

Or babysitting.
Kim Winslow, fuck yes.
Zach is now the first person in history to say that.

Ever.

Even if she makes a mistake here and there, she's dreamy to look at.
I like you and all, Zack, so I'll say this as nicely as I can,

No.

You just like the ponytail which can be used as reigns
I bet it smells like Heaven.

thompson UD

2nd
round tko?
no I was agreeing
i kno. Just playing

I had a UD but changed last minute cus Ihought I had too many decisions

This

I changed it from a TKO-1 to a UD at the last minute.

Prepare for the American Machida era?
No.

It was about 3 minutes ago.

oops reply fail.

WAR STIG-..Did they just refer to Thompson as the American Machida?

If anybody has DirecTV here

They’re showing the two Facebook fights on the PPV channel in HD and everything.

he looks lanky

So excited for this to start.

WONDERBOY!

What is the secret of your power?

the power of SHAZAM

man i cant wait to here rogan suck the karate kid’s cock

THE FRED ETTISH ERA
WHAT UP BVANDDP

Y U NO TWIT @ ME I SIGNED UP JUST TO HARASS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Oh shit, that was you??
I've also been pestering Roth

and Kid Nate

I blamed him for the SBN downtime a few days ago

shit looks empty!
What Brock never says to his doctor?
that is correct

and you still have control of the board

Damn just noticed that as well

When Stittgen wins he yells out “I AM THE ANVIL!!”

So, there’s that.

Ed Helms- esque in his chest hair is Stittgen, Joe

you could light a match on his chest
I got Stittgen 2SUB
I don't like the lady-ref...
Obligatory

LETS MUTHERFUKERS!!!!!

Wonderboy should win

Just because stitgenn stole his nickname from Jim Neidhart

It would be okay if his first name was

Danvil.

I enjoy your frequent display of wrestling knowledge, sir.

When does Wonderboy change his nickname to Superman?

season 7 I think

Thanks spoiler alert

>:(

tights and flights FTW

Wonderboy has more tools in his Josh Koscheck

Thomson is so ellusive, Joe.

lets go karate kid

Your boys gave my Pens a helluva couple games.

Like Toronto’s squad. We can haz Lupul?

for Malkin

hell yeah

Rosenthal is there

if he dies he dies

Rosenthal has a glimmer in his eye.

Does that mean someone’s going to die tonight?

Nice camera angle of the back of those chairs.

The beautiful chairs you mean

Stittgen should not be standing with him still

Little confused

As to his game plan here.

Just enjoy what Chuck Norris brings us

It’s always fun to see a guy abandon his skills in favor of getting KTFO’d.

Or someone who bullrushes him

Uh..that stance is not going to work against a competent wrestler.

Apparently Stittgen is not one, though.
I like this kid already.
Damn he keeps his hands low

This guy has Makdessi written all over him

:LAKJSD:LKAJSD:LJ Thompson fight is up and I'm missing it

thanks Youtube

Goldie is going to rape my brain with the Machida comparisons

they have already been making them left and right
Just give in, let it be consensual.
I think it is the only karate reference he knows

Can’t wait until he discovers Chuck Norris

You were asking for it with the way you’re dressed.

Is this live on fuel?
this fight feels like a decision
I WAS SO WRONG

Does Thompson drink pee?

He does.

But it’s unrelated to his training.

WHOA HOLY SHIT
WAT!
I'm watching on TV

About 30 seconds ahead of the Facebook feed

you would think if you are fighting in the UFC you would know how to through a fucking leg kick properly

OH FUCK

WHAT?? TELL ME!

thompson headkick ko

Beautiful knockout.

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Son of a duck...

WHOA, DUDE. WHAT.

that was badass

dam nice finnish
Yes! 11 points!
Holy shit what did he just do after the finish?

That was almost as awesome as the head kick.

Matrix like in his celebrations in the wonder boy, joe.

YUS I love kicking!!

I like this kid.
did he just tebow?
is he a power ranger?

+7

That was a beautiful flip!

Is that what they call a question mark kick?

The question mark is more so when you start out as a middle kick and snap it up for a head kick.

Kinda, but thrown off the front leg.
Don't be a cigarette.
Yeah, definitely looked like a Feitosa kick to me
WOW

The kick started out SO low.

BRAZILIAN KICK!

Right?

5 points

But he tebow’d, fuck him

That was sick.

that dude was crazy

He's still down!

dude that guy that got KO’d sucks soooooooo bad

Looks like he’s dead.

Stittgen is STILL out
7 points.

Awesome kick!

Sweet kick, I'll take the 5.
That was fucking beautiful
Ninja flip for the win.
Wow

Wonderboy just killed that guy

z

+7

I have mixed feelings on my picks

On one hand, they look like I had a concussion when I made them. On the other, I’ll look like Nostradamus if I get a good score.

Stittgen, more like STIFFgen amirite?

I’ll show myself out.

Does he wear a thai cup?
Didn't look stiff at all

His muscles turned into pudding when he got kicked.

Crap, I missed it! Was it nice?

Oh yeah. It was purdy.

is sex good?

Depends on who you're banging

Bullshit, sex is like bacon. Even the worst is still acceptable.

I'm not going to pretend that Kathy Bates would be a freak in the sack

haven’t you seen Misery?

Yes. It's called being a Seahawks fan.

Oh you meant something else.

Depends....
Does the pope help pedophiles get away with their crimes?
So glad Jesus loves MMA
you have the best name on BloodyElbow
You have the worst.
I think

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ is underrated (I just spent a minute tryng to find ~ on the keyboard)

Totally worth it
my posting game is very underatted

I have strong snark thou

just curious

Do you have enter your name everytime you log on? If so isn;t it a pain having to get the exact amount of ~’s?

I have it so I don't, I stay logged in

but it’s 40 (forty) tildes which is the character limit

so it’s a) not that hard to remember and b) easy to hold down ~ till it fills

Did It really take you 45+ seconds to find Tilde?

I fell of my chair laughing

yes

and then another 45 seconds to figure out what Tilde means

I see your Schartz is as big as mine
your shit cracks me up everytime, I've even showed a couple of my buddies

and they love it

the avatar sells it as well

fuck

changed my pick from 1st round to 2nd. sick kick though. I’ll take the 7.

Same here

Sucks but 7’s not so bad

And my new found love for him crashes.

Hate when that happens

It was going swimmingly until...

Thank you, Jesus!

Start the night off right

11 points.

Another guy where his skills don't count

Because God wants him to win!

Lord Jesus Christ who died for our sins blessed that foot

so he could kick the fucking dogshit out of his opponent. How nice of Lord Jesus Christ who died for our sins blessed that foot to do that!

Fuck world hunger and inequality, SPORTS is where it's at
Damn no picture rule

But this is what I think of every time some athlete talks about being blessed by God, etc

http://i.imgur.com/aU71C.jpg

"Sorry AIDS and FAMINE, I'm just really into American football and MMA"

-YAHWEH

That is a Tekken celebration if I’ve ever seen one

yes. as impressive as the finish
fucking awesome celebration

someone gif that shit

Thanks to whoever did the write up on this guy

before the fight. Had no clue who he was but after reading that i picked Thompson round 1 ko.

“TebowNinja” Thompson, I love it.

Guarenteed

That will be on the ppv later

That was pretty friggin cool
It's HOT BOUT TIME
FUCK

I wanted an easy 22 points when Werdum UD’s Nelson.

Well you should get easy 22

When Natal UD’s Kuiper

died for our sins so I could get the ko win
Shit, why the fuck did I hipstered that pick going against the hype.
KAPOW

I love this sport.

Welp, let’s see how you do against a wrestler, kid.

TO THE FITCHMOBILE!

That dude

straight out of Marvel.

man what w/ the Tebowing

That was almost a Brazilian kick.. not sure, maybe. Either way, pretty damn sweet!

KO of the night.

Easy. I don’t care if pierce flattens Kos, this deserves the award.

is he with team jackson?

just saw gsp with him

He's with Tristar

I think he moves around.. he’s a yank so he’s not in Canada full time

Now that was a KO.......wow, Lyoto better take notes
rashadevansstankylag.gif
the fuck, leg*
now we wait 20 minutes?
And people don't turn up for the prelims!

I love how Goldberg was in the middle of talking about how he wasnt doing any damage, then BOOM KO

If I knew he was Tebow’s brother I would’ve picked him

INEPT through 1

Sweet Scientist: 0
Luke Nelson: 11
wonderfulspam: 5
Fullcircle: 5
kingofthedogs: 5
afrotikiman: 5
Unabomberman: 5
FightingFighting: 5
Tim Bernier: 11
PDG27: 11
MaZZacare: 7

Damn, a lot of decision picks for Thompson.

Not looking too hot so far...
I always pick decisions when I have no idea who is fighting

didnt know he was fighting an absolute CAN

I changed from a TKO-1 to a UD like three minutes before the deadline

:(

I swtiched to a TKO at the same time

I wanted to change from UD to tko-1 but was locked out

those two decisions on his record to guys with losing records tripped me up.

Those two decisions

Were my reason for changing to a UD.

wasn't impressed with either of them before but did't think Stittgen was that bad.

yeah he is awful….who could lose to that guy in a fight

Mark Stoddard, Curtis Bailey, Jason Graves, Trevor Garrett, Mike Arellano, Steve Styx, and Greg Killian.

they must not have one win combined

The lesbian security guard...

Looks manlier than the man in the red coat…

That's what John McCarthy would like like if he were a lesbian
omfg this board is moving so fast!
we've only had a few cards to start the year but some amazing KOs already

I think that kick tops Barboza’s.

fucking right it does
It was good, but no
Ehh

I still think Barboza has KO of the Year so far.

it’s close though

Michael Kuiper

Fight ends in round 2

KO / TKO

I got Natal Rd. 2 KO/TKO
Ah, how I've missed you

IKilled007

• MMA Playground season 12: The Dirty Dozen •
Record: 30 – 9
Point Score: 232 (#365 out of 4005)

this chat is too quick
GSP said

“You coulda done better”

Come on Natal, round 2 sub

Did I just see nadal warming up with firas?

Yeah Linkin Park

NO!

o god In the End Remix
Shouldve gone with Natal UD

Hopefully he gets the R1 sub though

And I missed it
It'll be replayed

That kick / ninja flip was AMAZING.

hot bout already

DAMN loved the KO

And the little jumping thing he did at the end

it doesn't even maaattterrrr
Finger Eleven

Fuck you couch DJ

Death of the Gladiator tonight!

Who isn’t excited for that

That opening should be incredible given the amount of money spent and talent involved.

And then followed by Face the Pain...

ಠ_ಠ

Fuck! I din't change my pick from Judo to Natal!!
why would you?

Judo is taking this

I have my doubts.

I just forgot…

Can we get a Judo Chop

on the post-fight ninja jump Thompson did?

I missed the KO because I was trying to refresh this thread...

…damn

why refresh>?

z that shit up

or "Shift A"

but then you miss all the world renowned BE witty humour

Never Shift A, unless you're already late to a thread
That's what she said.

Sorry…

dont apologise

It made no sense and I appreciate that

Cool.

Thanks for the tips.

Didn’t even see it coming.

Looked like a brazilian kick

Stop showing the KO ffs

Stop showing it?

Why would they ever do that? It was awesome

Nah keep it up

I haven’t finished masturbating yet

You didn’t cum after the ninja flip? I did!

are they going to show me T&A instead?
Nice try Stittgen's mom

If I lose the hot bout cuz i listened to you motherfucks i am going to go bananas

Don't worry about it
Whom did you pick?
Who you got?

This shit is bananas

Is this blue new?

I’ll take 5pts and that ninja flip to go please!

in the bottom of the FB player i see Edgar v. Henderson.

Holy fuck I cant fucking wait

That is such a killer card.

My friend’s brother is stationed in Japan right now. He thought he was going to be able to go to the event, but he’ll be on an aircraft carrier that night. That blows so hard.

Hip hop is dead (Y) One of the greatest rappers alive

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

I flip flopped about 200 times for the hot bout

I heard that black guy that shouts alot! WE ROLLLLLLLING

Is he a member of Blackzilians?
That's racist!
Works for the UFC
BURT WATSON

THIS IS WHAT WE DO BABY

looked and sounded like it was about 30 people at the arena
We ROOOOLLLLLLLLLIIIIIINNNNNNNN
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm so excited to watch Chris Cope fight!

I am, just to see him lose
Was that a UFC Jobber shirt
If Cope somehow wins..

Cope vs. Thompson.

I probably won't be around for much of the live thread...

Please do me proud, BLCFPC.

That was brilliant, in the classic striker vs. grappler matchup we seen something special tonite, A striker using kicks to keep the grappler at range. Usually throwing kicks are a death sentence for the striker. But either this “Wonderboy” is the real deal or that Stittgart(sp? idc) is that terrible. Anyhow what beautiful technique. I’m now a wonderboyfanboy

that dude was awful!!!!!!
Natal is the owner of some sweet eyebrows
Doing it wrong.

“Owner of some eyebrows sweet is Rafael Natal, Joe”

I hate close hot bouts.
Hot bouts tend to be close

That’s sort of the point.

The Werdum vs. Nelson bout would've been a little easier to call.
that is all hot bouts, silly
Pineda vs. Schilling was pretty easy to call.
True

That was an anomaly though.

Yves Edwards vs Cody Mckenzie?

That one’s pretty easy.

Was that a hot bout?

I can’t remember. That would’ve been easy, right enough.

not for all of mmaplayground evidently
Those who didn't call the fight for Pineda didn't know the subpar level of competition Schilling fought.
Wait, it changed from Nelson/Werdum?
yessir

this is YOUR hot bout

Mother of FUCK

I don’t even know who I picked for this goddamn fight

Yeah.

Bullshit.

No shit

I picked after midnight last night, I figured hot bout would stay set for twelve hours

Whaddoyoumean bullshit?

As in “boohoo, it’s not the fight I wanted it to be” or “boohoo, it’s unfair”?

Sapo is gonna shit in this mans’ cornflakes

got sapo as well and wtf lmao
Bad to the Bone walkout

Choice.

Phil Baroni approves
His shirt is so shiny
Born in Rotterdam

In the Netherlands

"....he comes with some solid MMA credentials

and he’s going to have to show them all tonight"

TKO via more trophies

National Judo Championship ......

I choose YOUUUUUUUU!

Natal is going to fuck him up. (I hope.)

I missed that Thompson fight...

From descriptions, did he hit him with a Brazilian kick?

It was fairly close. I’m not sure if it traced the same arch that you usually see, but it had the same impact.

He didn’t fake to the midsection before he went to the head.

rewind the stream dutchbaby.

its totally worth it

It was almost a Brazilian kick, yeah. Not quite Feitosa quality, but similar concept

zz

Kuiper wins the MOTN award so far

How funny would it be if they got to the cage and Stittgen is still laying there?

Tito Ortiz should dig him a grave!
Natal's one win is against Paul Bradley

Who is a welterweight. Count me unimpressed.

Does anyoen else think

Diaz/Condit is going to end up being one of those trilogy match-ups?

I think we have something like that on our hands here.

I would fucking love that. Wanted this fight for a long time

Don't want to jinx it

I can’t say that it would at all, but I certainly hope so.

Imagine Diaz winning both matches…it makes things really interesting with the title defenses.

Draculino is a grappling visionary
Yep. Cant wait for him to come back to the UFC
Vinicius Magaelhaes =/= Vinny Magaelhaes

Vinny is also Vinicius, though.

Yes, but for the purpose of this conversation he isn't... lol
Although Vinny is rumored to be coming back soon...

Woah VCR green lines

We really need to come up with a BE/UFC drinking game.
Too early in the morning, dude.

There is no early and there is no late. There is only drinking.

Your in Australia? A guess.

Matt Roth already has one!
Link dat homie
fuck I meant to make a fanpost after the last event.

I’ll do it tomorrow

LETS GO JUDO I NEED POINTS

I have my doubts, but I'm with ya.
i had no clue

I think I switched my pick a couple times..ended up on Judo guy

Wheres your judo, playboy?
what happened?
Has been taken down 3 times in 2 minutes

C"MON JUDO!!! DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT!

oh shit, Kiper & crew are wearing a gold foil MMA t-shirt. That’s like +15HP & +150Attack..

I want to see just enough Judo to keep me happy but not enough to where i lose 22 pointz

Im with you. Earl.
When I see Natal

I think of frogs.

ok your takedown defense sucks..

fuck

WHERE’S YOUR JUDO, PLAYBOY??

11 minutes too late with that one

hahaha sapo takedown takedown monitors

Guess I chose poorly.

Natal by wrestlefucking is looking more and more likely here.

Haitian rum is excellent I am surprised

This is world class judo?

Color me unimpressed,

K1 level, even.

Judo =/= takedown defense. See Parisyan, Kim, Ishii, Yoshida, etc.

you hear Ishii might have brain damage or some shit?

That was disputed by his BFF Ryo Chonan, who said it was a complete bogus report and that Ishii was fine

yeah just seen that. Hopefully hes okay

Relentless is Natal, Joe

Solid takedown defense?

Joe is high

Natal is gonna gas

For a Judo guy he is really getting tripped a lot

HAHAHAHAHAHA...Joe said great TDD....hes been taken down 5 times...now 6
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

That’s my boy Natal :). Just need a UD

Natal is 5 of 7 on takedowns............"Excellent takedown defense by Kuiper"

Jesus Christ, Rogan

Yup. Unbelieveable. Earl.

Sapo is gonna arm triangle this dude at some point

That was the slowest head kick ever
Good-ass round
10-10 BVandDietPepsi
Someone had to do it
Kuipper defending very well.

fuck i wanted that sub dammit

No, no

has to be in the second round.

I don't like all the energy Sapo is using getting takedowns

10-10

10-9 Natal easy. On my way!

LOL

This Civil War might not be for me. I can’t believe I’m rooting for someone to wrestlefuck to a UD.

War makes monsters of us all.

That's my favorite part as an outsider.

Everyone rooting for crap fights so they get points. I want to teach a psych class on it

WRITE FANPOST!!!!

We’re the same, you and me. I hope you fail miserably.

On a more serious note I try to ignore the PG shit when live and just enjoy the fights, and leave the sulking over lost points for after the event.

Good advice corner, take him down all day. Pls.

Unified rules: 10-9 Natal
Proper rules: 10-10

Judo’s just softening him up for a 3rd RD TKO. Trust me.

10-9 natal

Now just don’t get a sub or K/O!

I hope the 10-10 rounds are jokes. That shit was clear cut, even to Cecil Peoples
Natal is gassed already

fuck yeah

10-9 Ha-fee-el fo sho

Natal is gassing already...

Ohc rap, Natal is dead.

WHAT??

He’s so gassed he can’t even move.

I love how you have no idea whats going on

Natal is looking pretty winded. Those haymakers aren’t helping.

Natal gassing like mutherfuker! WOOHOO!

gas the frog does, joe

Natal is terrible

He is flopping and floundering — how is this dude losing to him?

Natal is gassed

and is still hitting more than Kuiper

Natal striking tech is scary bad.

Just knock him out already, Michael.

He’s waiting to do it in the 3rd RD

This is a sloppy brawl

Kinda fun, though.

Natal keeps landing flush

KTFO HIM, JUDOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s like his arm is 150lbs and he’s just trying to get it up there

If Natal is bad

Kuiper is worse and they should both be cut.

Why are they announcing like Judo is the second coming?
Natal is dumb

The fuck is he throwing spinning backfists for? Take this round to run away and rest up.

Why not knee natal in the head?

he’s bent in half half this fight…

Natal is still winning this round

even tho hes gassed and terrible..wtf is the judo guy doing hes just standing there

Fuck us...
Losing all the hot bout points :(

laziest. takedown. ever.

both is gassing

TAKEDOWN STEALS THE ROUND!!!!

Cut this judo loser.
Kuiper needs to throw some goddamn strikes
20-18 Natal

Now dont lose in the third

20-18 Natal. They both look awful, though.

Natal is sleepfighting.

why isn't this dutch guy throwing anything?
kuiper had the funniest prefight vid besides that pirate guys run in

WAR NATAL. 5 more minutes till I get 22

Most evil sounding cornerman ever.

Hey, Sapo, get KTFO'd. Thanks.

please 10-8 round 3 for Kuiper..make this shit a draw and no one wins

Natal is gassed but still managed to win back the round
Judo has NO FUCKING JUDO!!! I LOVE IT

How many tennis balls had to die to make those pants?

Fuck. I need some yellow fucking pants like that!
natal looks like me vs matt linland
I missed the first two rounds

Is it worth rewinding and watching them?

Not really

Second round had some sloppy punches, first round had 5 takedowns and nothing else.

20-18 Natal

Natal makes for a lovely blanket

Alright.

Don’t finish him Natal and don’t get finished or lose a 10-8 round.

c’mon sub natal….kuiper is KOing him :-(

Did Kuiper land any punches?

I feel like shitty judges give him the round

Wow, Natal is so sloppy, but he's been more effective thus far.
20-18 Natal, now one more round... No K/O or Sub!

OH PLEASE FINISH HIM

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FINISH HIM

Mazzagatti was so excited for this 3rd round

zzNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO GODDAMNIT DON'T QUIT

FINISH IT NOW JUDO!!!! NOW!!!!

almost a flash ko!!!

hahahah hafee-el is shitting the bed on everyone’s picks!

FINISH HIMMMMMMMMM

he probably forgot which buttons to press

Lots of folks about to lose point

You mother fucker.
BURY YOUR FACE IN HIS CROTCH

DON’T LET GO

FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COME ON KUIPER!!!!!

Shouldn’t this be a TKO?

He wasn’t even protecting his face for a few seconds.

He was

by covering his face on the other guy’s crotch, leaving only the back of his head open to strikes.

GET UP (in bisping voice)
pip in southpark?
GET UP (in rampage voice)
Wrong

Rampage: “Score points, score points, score points, score points, score points, score points, score points, score points, score points, score points, score points, score points, score points, score points, score points, score points”

END IT, FUCKING JUDO!!!!!!!!!
Here comes the 10-8 for a draw!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
ok, now....SURVIVE!!!
too little too late.

Come on Michael dirty-diaper Kuiper

Good shit Natal
GET ON YOUR BIKE RAFAEL!
haha no points for me
YES, come on natal

ughhhhhhhhh you fucking idiot

FUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

now

YES TAKEDOWN YES YES

Fucking yes Natal. where the fuck did that come from

Just Fitch him!

I need me my 22 points.

yes, no 10-8 for you
Hahahaha, how the hell did he have the energy to SLAM him?
NOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Im gonna get me a rafael natal tshirt

What will it say? Earl?
NO DON'T FINISH IT!

Go NATAL GOOOOO STAY THERE

hows taste mine elbow?

kuiper you just ruined your streak

I think there needs to be a wrestling test before you get into the UFC

I would not allow anyone with that kind of shitty TDD to fight. It’s ridiculous.

Time to move to San Diego

For Kuiper to train with Gustafsson and Pearson and the rest of the European transplants.

Damn it

just hold on now Kuiper. I need a decision.

MOTHER OF FUCK!

MOUNT!? REALLY!?

NONONONO DON’T FINISH!!! DONT’HAWOIWFEHOIAWHFE

SURVIVE KUIPER

no now you hold on JUDO YOU FUCKER

just tap out, loser

you lost anyway.

Don’t you tap, I need a UD

20 more seconds!

Just fucking hold on

Judo me this, Judo me that....I called it! like 200 comments up... the frog will arm-triangle him
FUCK that was lose

thanks for the 22 points.

Middleweight Gleison Tibau! War decision!

Told ya, spammy!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

My heart stopped there.

wow that was close
Wooooow, Natal won that round back
Aw, he gave him a lil kiss
wow, natal has heart. And chin.
FUCKING FUCK

I had sub and was freaking out at the end there

omg that was close I was so ready to say by by to +22

10-9 Sapo should be +22 close shit

z

Damn it. i had Natal by 3rd round sub. :(

damn he was trying to get me that sub

that was not a great fight joe
So glad I changed my picks!
Can we get a robbery

One time one time one time

Oh shit, I hope Natal actually won the second round.

Excuse me

I need to go burn a Judo gym.

HOLY SHIT

That was the most exciting round I’ve ever seen in terms of the Civil War

GET UP NATAL?!"?£!>:2. DONT TAP JUDO!!?!!?1

Not in the CW

But the whole time I was just screaming, please survive! please Survive!

22 points

27 so far

what a great back and forth fight, i'm giving it to Natal 29-28
29-28

not sure who took it though

?

WUT?

Thought Natal took 1, Kuiper took 2,

and they took turns nearly finishing each other in the 3rd

I thought

First round was a 10-10 but would go to Natal because of takedowns, round 2 was clearly Natal though, he landed much more.

hmmm

I had Natal winning all 3

quite a few people have

starting to wonder what fight i watched

So, here's the head kick KO for those who missed it

http://twitpic.com/8ft5c6

thanks!

damn! that celebration was almost as good as the kick itself was wow!

Glad my local sportsbook didn't have this fight...

I definitely would have put Kuiper in a parlay or two…

Alright, 22 points for me

30-27???
I scored it 30-27

And picked Kuiper

Good fight, suprisingly.

And I"ll take my 22.

lameeeeeeeeeeeeeee

that 22 points would have been nice

Oh they are very nice
2 x 30-27?

For realsies?

Full mount and almost finished submission for about half the round

I can see how it was given to him

He took control of the third round at the halfway point, got half, and put Kuiper in a tight submission
i'm cool with him winning

but taking the second?

He threw/landed more even though he looked terrible doing it
HOT BOUT VICTORY!
Typical Brazilian: "He's a veddy tuff guy:

Finally a hot bout that doesnt fuck me

With Natal's face so swollen

he looks like lil’er nog.

INEPT through 2

Sweet Scientist: 22
Luke Nelson: 11
wonderfulspam: 27
Fullcircle: 5
kingofthedogs: 5
afrotikiman: 15
Unabomberman: 5
FightingFighting: 27
Tim Bernier: 33
PDG27: 21
MaZZacare: 29
Sum: 200
Score: 195

which was the hot bout again?

The one that just finished. Natal v Kuiper

30 - 27? With that last round?

The w00tness.

He sounds like he’s holding in a bong hit.

ADRIENNNEEEEEEEEEEEE
MIGUEL (in Frank Mir voice)

Points at UFC on Fox 2: 35
Points now: 33

Anyone else perfect so far?

It’s BE favorite Matt Riddle

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
Riddle's constant smiling is really starting to creep me out
I gotta go to work guys. See Ya's
Have a good one

That sucks sorry bout your luck

I changed to Riddle, so fukker better deliver the goods.
Matt Riddle has a stoppage loss to Nick Oscipczak

which can’t be that encouraging for how good he is.

You think he's going to lose?
I think he'll win

But his fights are awful.

He's not...

But Martinez is a lightweight moving up, and Riddle is a titanic welterweight. He’s going to win just by virtue of size

Hopefully not finish him though.

Okay, so if anyone wants to add me on twitter or facebook for whatever reason, my name on both is. Agent Tunaghost

Holla!

I followed you
Awesome

I have no real plan but expect cats, gifs, and MMA related rants.

Can we expect lots of Swedish girls in your tweets?

Yes!
Then followed you are, my good man!
A better choice has never been made!

For you only I will make sure to post scantily clad women. Right now I am busy watching sweaty men wrestle though.

So long as the men are topless as well, I can understand.

There you are. I saw you talking shit.

The only one who’s going to fail is you. I’m taking your spot next season while you carry around my sig.

Hey, I’m glad you’re so confident. I have a proven track record as a top player, and I lead our team to victory against the Mania retards in the inter-SBNation competition when we couldn’t trust our leader MDH. You’ll learn your place. Or if you’re lucky, you’ll earn your name off of me.

Don't need luck to beat you, homie.

What the fuck happened to MDH?

He's a terrible leader
he is also a colossal douchebag
Ah. I see.

Must be why he changed his name to something so douchey.

its the only explanation

hot bout needs to be destroyed

No thay don't

You just jealous of mah 22 points

*ghetto fingerwag

I agree. I took this one, but it’s a dumb concept.

yeah agreed. everything should be equal

My first perfect hot bout this season.

What a difference a season makes.

Riddle's here, guys

You're gonna get spammed about not posting images in play-by-play threads

But I appreciate it nonetheless

Apparently not a rule any more
No longer BE policy.

Just no animated gifs.

For cereal?

Sweeeeeet!

SWEEET!!!!!!!!!!!
Just got off work.

My Cable is down so this will be the first online ppv I’ve ordered.

LETS.

blue smoke tribal drums continues
Blue "Immortal" Smoke
I'm kickin it at 15

I picked those endings all wrong.

started out strong lets go riddle, brown and caceres
cacares wont win duuude
im hoping on him winning
Matt Riddle reminds me of Jack Swagger a bit too much
I'll never see either of them the same way again
plus poirier dont fuck up
Special Night Ruiners

what you got for pointz???

I got 29

5
fuckin hot bout my ass
I thought we were supposed to make it a solidarity pick
Did not get the memo
15

Why did I have Natal by sub?

The Crack Pipe…. I need to put it down.

because half of Kuiper’s victories had N/A in them on fight finder

why'd I pick Riddle?

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

The other guy doesn’t even have a wikipedia page

Exactly. And he's so SMALL.
Quit?

Sniffing glue?

Riddle would never do that. Ever.

Event Parlay Wager on
R. Nelson
J. Koscheck
E. Figueroa

I got Diaz, Pierce and Barao

Who knew you hated money?
MMA Playground, dude
WE ROLLINNNNNNN! What's everyone drankin and/or stuffin??

Myself, have some Wasabi Peas, and, of course, Black Velvet and Diet Pepsi.

russian standard on the rocks.
burger fries and a cherryy coke
Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

omnomnom

Samuel Jackson’s Alpine Spring

A big sausage pizza

But not the pr0n kind

"Pizza delivery..."

Water, malta, and currently popping a bag of Orville Redenbacher’s popcorn

Bud light.....for....drinkability???......
Ya blew it

Kapisch?

How do you never learn?
Goddammit pdl

Don’t you judge me, I’m poor, and the woman bought the BudLight

I will judge you forever for drinking bad beer.

Get a bomber (22oz) of a craft brewed barleywine. It will have the alcohol of about six Bud/Miller/Coors lights for between $4-7 and you’ll get to feel like a real man while you drink it.

This dude gets it

You’re a better drunk than me. I’ll remember this for next time.

Well, it’s more likely that I’ll forget and hit you up on twitter about it

Hot dogs and some Kiwi with Do Bronx

Ur drinking aloe Vera?
Yes

Surprisingly tasty

soothing, right?
At least it doesn't have the consistency of snot
Tanqueray Lime Twist & Schweppes

It’s fucking delicious

That sounds like a winner right there.

Yeah dude, it's so good.

A little less alcohol content than the straight gin, but much tastier

Stone Sublimely Self Righteous black IPA.
You wouldn't think a place called "Moe's"

would have good burritos, but they’re pretty great.

Moe's Southwest Grill?

Is fucking awesome

Vodka + cheap generic energy drink and cheap generic animal-sized chips

Matthew Riddle

Judge’s decision

Unanimous/majority decision

same but i picked unanimous
It's the same thing
Goldie almost said Spike
Kuiper needs to cut to 170...he got man handled by Natal.
He had a couple shots at putting him away tho
he needs to cut to

not fighting in the UFC

matt riddles nose scares the shit out of me
Whatever goes on in Matt Riddle's brain scares the shit out of me
riddle looks like a giant next to martinez
He's around 2 weight classes bigger

There’s no reason he shouldn’t ragdoll him

Aaaargggghh!

When did the blasted hot bout change to Natal/Kuiper?

It was Werdum/Nelson last night?
yea, they fucked us
I would have switched to Natal if I'd known about that shit.
Not to brag

But I seen this coming because I relentlessly look at the stats on playground

where do you find who everyone on playground is picking?

I know how to find it for the camp but can’t find it for the whole site.

click on fantasy at the top

then stats by events. Then choose picks overview. Dont feel bad though. PG is a maze of awfulness

Thanks

I’d resigned myself to thinking it was impossible.

so which of these fights is The Brenneman Bout?

aka the fight where I can shower and get dressed without having to worry about missing anything.

This one.

Or last one.

You just missed it

Natal/Kuiper

that was the hot bout

always gotta watch the hot bout

This is your next best shot though

The rest are gonna have a ton of action (hopefully)

Dude, that chick's eyes are fucking huge.
Yeah. Her big, huge eyes.
she has beautiful hair
what chick?
ms winslow
Lady Death, you mean?

hollow eyes.

Shit! Sh-- it's terrible! She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!

man versus boy

that “berseker mode” of riddles is borderline as bad as that gif of him walking forward and not land any. in this instance the only thing he landed was his torso bumping into martinez.

Never watching tv only makes these ads seem worse

Bayou Billionaires????

Must be George W relatives or something

must see tv

Ever seen the Wonderful and Wild Whites?

Matt Riddle is a dork

JUKE BOX HERO!

EAT ALL THE DICKS, “EARL”!

Juke Box Hero!

fucking right

ENTRANCE SONG OF THE YEAR!

IT’S OVAH!!

riddle going to get caught early or he dominates a UD

So, did Riddle come in to inappropriate music again?
Thinking about ordering out.

Should I get
A) Pizza & Wings
B) Chinese takeout, or
C) Jimmy Johns sandwhich?

I had pizza and wings.
Jimmy John's if on a budget
Why not all three?

But get some Jimmy John’s and beer. Best combo ever.

Chinese is amazing fight food
Was just gonna say.

You eat during the prelims, then drink, then you’re hungry again for MOAR CHINEZE. Boom, leftovers.

This guy gets it

I always go for chicken wings when UFC’ing, just because it feels so AMERICAN! Any fat and unhealthy food is OK though.

I should've picked Riddle to finish.

even if his opponent was a sentence he’d be an underdog to finish

If Riddle weren't such an MMA-Retard

This would be the equivalent of a WWE squash match.

If Riddle weren’t such an MMA-Retard

Jonathan. coming through again!
He's the Jack Swagger of MMA

Nobody likes him but still has a job sucking

his nickname is deep waters?

Finally here. Thank god.
babysitting?
Working out

I am taking the month off of drinking, just as a detox/see-if-I-can-do-it exercise, and I have lost 5 pounds in 4 days.

^

Think that means I drink too much beer?

Jukebox Hero?

more like Douchebag Queer-o

That's Foreigner's worst song to ever become a hit
Worse than Hot Blooded?

Methinks not.

That's a pretty bad song, too

Underrated song of theirs is Head Games

Worse than "I Wanna Know What Love Is"?

Do you remember how bad that song is? Choir and everything?

Matt Riddle is now winning the Music Of The Night

ok i hope matt riddle lose
Way to ignore your huge reach advantage, Riddle
You really want Riddle to actually analyze things?
Asking WAY too much from Smiley
I liiiike the waaaaay he moves
Why in god's name is

Riddle still in the UFC?

Because he's 5-3

Yeah, the blown up 155er might just win this. FUCK me!

Goddammit, why did I think Riddle's size advantage would compensate for his overwhelming lack of skill
i know right ?!?!

Martinez looks like an out of shape FW

Told you guys he’d BJ Penn this shit.

if riddle loses im never watching weigh ins again

that is a sooooooft 170
He fights at lightweight normally, so....
well that'd explain it

doesn’t seem to be hurting him too much.

THE STREAK IS COMING BAAAAAAAAACK...

I honestly can’t tell if Martinez is a good striker or if Riddle is just so bad that everyone looks good in comparison.

Martinez has pretty good technique

He keeps his hand up, moves his head, throws in combination, has decent hand speed, and doesn’t throw wild haymakers.

Why the fuck did I pick Riddle?
Why is Matt Riddle fighting shaven Charlie Valencia?

Why is Matt Riddle fighting?

I hear greg jackson?

am i drunk?

No, Martinez is with JMMA

awesome! cheers

Riddle

Just…… Fuck……

Well, Riddle is kind of like a big, dopey dog

Gotta hit it in the head a few times to get it started

hes getting beaten up shit

TRY A FUCKING TAKEDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe is basically saying:

“Look — just don’t do anything that Riddle does.”

Upgrading from a decent Facebook stream to FX on my roommate’s 55" TV is glorious.

still watching on ufc.tv

cant wait for ppv to start

"Roomate's 55" TV"?

Get your own damn place and your own TV already!

Riddle loves to WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

10-9 Henry

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
I also love storage wars

Did you think you’d actually say that?

i picked Martinez on HKL

Your earldom is well earned.

Was Natal still the hot bout come fight-time?

If so I have 29 after 2 fights.

atta boy Farthammer!!!!!!!!
Matt Riddle is the worst WW in the UFC division
the guy wonderboy KO'd......
He isn't the worst UFC Welterweight that's fought tonight.
Chris Cope?
Shit, forgot him

I hate both of them. They’re worse than Amir Sadollah

10-9 henry FUCKKKKKKKKKK
10-9 the little chubby guy I picked against

screw you Riddle.

Jesus Riddle!
What's big and bearded and in the clouds?
terrible cornering job i think'
No, he's not doing fine, dipshit.
This is the event where my score collapses.

oh well, fuck it. Revert to the mean. It’s inevitable.

Do you want some water? Yes please
It's the Brock Lesnar effect

We saw how big riddle was and forgot he doesnt have a great skillset

10-9 Martinez

On the bright side, Riddle isn’t punching the invisible man standing 6 inches in front of Martinez. On the other hand, his striking is hilariously robotic, other than a few decent body kicks.

Fan yells 'He's little Riddle!'
talking about his penis?
That fan's name:

Matt Roth.

bad corner. good corner
Not liking my Matt Brown by Rd 2 Sub pick right about now...
Have faith in Luke
There should have never been a time when you liked that pick
He's fighting C-Murder
Damn, got my Matts mixed up
Riddle I got by decision

That could still happen

I’ve got Brown winning, but not with a finish

im really hating myself right now

Riddle. Buddy. WTF?
COME ON LENNIE

WTF

GET THE RABBIT, GEORGE!
You know what's awesome about this fight?

Matt Riddle is losing to a featherweight.

Martinez has a HW mean mug though
I don't think it's a mean mug

Dude’s just ugly

Martinez via NOT BEING MATT FUCKING RIDDLE

Martinez mean muggin all fight

Riddle keeps eating shots on the way in
did anyone pick this little dude?
I did. nd then i changed my pick...fuck.
same boat

I picked against Riddle because he’s Matt Riddle, but then talked myself into thinking the short notice, smaller fighter was a bad bet.

i changed it to riddle this morning
little dude has superman logo haircut.

has to win

I did..For some reason I picked a second round submission :/

I'm confused

What exactly is the focus of Matt Riddle’s skill-set, again?

Shadowboxing standout

one strike combos

Shit this thread is golden already

stand and wang

I've missed most of this fight reading and typing

How do you guys manage so many tasks at once?

Laptop & Television combo
I've got 2 40+ inch TVs

Next to eachother!

And the 'z' key is your friend
I'm already fucking breaking my Z key right now!
I'm just better than you in pretty much every way
RIddle is just awful
awful like a fox!

Wait…wit?

Amir Sadollah, Matt Riddle, Matt Brown, CB Dollaway, Dante Rivera

Jesus Christ was TUF 7 awful.

Tim Credeur WARS
So, is a 0-0 round possible?

With or without Tyron Woodley?

There is a LOT wrong with Matt RIddle

That was a flurry
C'mon Matt, win round 3!!!

stole that round ………… i hope

Riddle better finish next round.
Riddle is unleashing the retard strength

Riddle awfully amped for getting completely crushed

Oh crap, what the fuck was that?

I really have no idea who won that round.
Little guy probably should have

Riddle probably did on the flurry.

fuck ya riddle
I LIKE GUYS THAT WAR!!!1111!
Riddle just threw 900 punches that missed

RIDDLE BY SPLIT DECISION

10-9 Martinez, 20-18

Nice flurry by Riddle near the end, but not nearly enough to make up for blocking hooks with his face for the previous 4:45

His cheesy smile and nod, what a fucking dork

Riddle by shadowboxing.

wtf was that riddle looks so weird
So is Justified any good?

My dad swears by that show.

Listen to your dad. He knows his shit.
I thought it was a great solo debut for Timberlake
yah it's great

WAR OLYPHANT

please judges give it to riddle
please beat him up.

TAE-BO NEVER DIE!

Dana's lost his mind

From Facebook…..

Dana White
This is a great fight!!!

Just about to post that

Someone take away Dana’s phone.

Riddle

must have picture of Dana in a compromising position or something.

That's Steve Cantwell

Who has lost 4 fights in a row and is getting ANOTHER ONE in Japan

Dana’s had a huge man crush on Riddle and Dollaway since the TUF tryouts

You never go full retard
You never go Full-Gurgel
Gurgelism is a serious condition. Nothing to joke about. Ask Demian.
Riddle is getting the Leonard Garcia decision

Bank on it

So sad if that happens
lol i hate the Leonard Garcia Decision

Same – very frustrating

He needs to fire everyone in his corner.
Riddle hits air 80% of the time.
The other 20 he hits hair.
The Leonard Garcia strategy
Riddle's moving forward so he will most likely get the W.
lol
danawhite Dana White
This is a great fight!!!
2 minutes ago
Oh for fucks sake......
I thought that the UFC hated freak show fights

Mental midget v. midget

I'd rather see Zuluzinho than Riddle again in the UFC

RUBBER GUARD

/Rogan Jizz

Black is his belt, Joe

I think you mean mission control

Oh thank god

with that little BS flurry in Rd. 2, and this takedown, I think Riddle might actually get the BS decision I need from him.

Just what I was thinking. Ha.

it motherfucking better
My god, it took him 2 and half rounds to figure out he was a wrestler
He's a slow boy.
A slow and simple boy
And his corner telling him that he was winning so he didn't need to look for TDs

…is that what he is?

He's a Riddle wrapped in an enigma

Or, in this case, wrapped in a Latino man

Dana has to be giving these guys hidden WAR bonuses

because his first three fights were grinding UDs.

How did he get his back that quickly…looked away for a second

I'm convinced Dana honestly thinks Leonard Garcia is a master striker

and Bonnar/Griffin was a technical masterpiece. He loves some random fights that are not that good.

please bs decision for riddle

Has his back and let’s him up

WHAT THE FUCK!

torso was to small
Martinez's picture on mmaplayground is hilarious

He looks like a short, chubby Pauly D.

Attention UFC fighters:

Never go full Riddle.

Hank Hill saw Matt Riddle and acknowledge

that something is wrong with that boy

29-28 Martinez

Which means UD for Riddle.

The judges call this a

10/8 for Riddle.

So if Rousimar Paul Harris is Lenny

What does that makes Riddle?

UD for riddle come on!!!!
29-28 Martinez

Come on, Riddle.

they better check on the octagon after all those strikes
Riddle did the same thing last fight didnt he?

get his ass kicked for 2 rounds, then end up gnp the guy for all of round 3.

He can’t even ground and pound properly. That was like 100% arm strikes.

Has Riddle ever thrown a non-arm strike?
Yeah Riddle's gonna win this

he shouldn’t, but he’s gonna. Good for me.

Riddle's actually gonna win this.

Should be a 28-28 draw though.
10-9 Martinez, 10-9 Martinez, 10-8 Riddle.

That’s a pretty light round for a 10-8

Yeah, but Martinez did nothing.

No way Riddle did enough to earn a legit 10-8

I just didn’t see Martinez mount any offense in return.

No mount, no sub attempt, no knock down, back control for 15 seconds and did nothing with it, strikes from the guard for the last minute of the round.

Seems like a 10-8

Martinez got this, no such thing as a 10-8 cough cough

Go full bigot, refs, give it to Riddle. i want me some 5.
10-9 Riddle, 29-28 Martinez

Could call the 3rd a 10-8, but I doubt the judges will. First two round were clearly for Martinez.

Riddle might actually take the decision

2’nd round was very close

The Cecil factor

Winning fights doesn't win fights
in great shape, gotta give him that
yeas even with round 3 its 29-28 martinez riddle fought incredibly stupid

The hells with Goldy spewing compustrike stats all of a sudden?

Part of the fox broadcast

Don’t remember them at all in the previous FOX/FX events

Probably fightmetric.

Definitely fightmetric.

Compustrike has Martinez landing 150 punches in round 1 and credits Riddle with 630 kicks landed in round 3.

hate that

Very strikeforcey

2nd round was riddle's

he hurt martinez twice

Judges might give that 2nd round to Riddle, shouldn't but might.

29-28 martinez = correct to me.

Draw = Eh pretty Shitty
Riddle = Win ? Judges = Fail

MY PARLAY IS STILL ALIVE

FUCK YES 7 POINTS FOR ME BABY!!!!!
Hahahahahahahaha

The judges went full Riddle, too

What the fuck is Riddle's nickname?
Deep Waters....yeah...
The irony is that he'll never be in a five rounder...
Argh. Got a Riddle decision, and STILL only get 7 points.

7 points…..my goodness that was crap hahahahhaa

Thank you, Cecil Peoples and company.
rofl

split for riddle..wow

that one 5 second flurry in round 2 won him the round?

What did EITHER guy do that round?
Martinez clearly outstruck him i thought
What - 3 punches to 2 punches?
SPLIT?

could have used those extra 4 points

bah…. sooo gay

Don't put the gays down by lumping them in with

Cecil Peoples!

Thank goodness

Had Riddel in two of my parlays

WOOOO 7 Points

THE LEONARD GARCIA PRINCIPLE LIVES ON!!!!!!!!!!

Me on Twitter

I bet you if Dan Hardy fights Matt Riddle it will main card over a more deserving fight, then Dana White will compare it to Gatti vs. Ward.

I'll take the seven. I feel a little dirty about it

but I’ll take em.

wow martinet got robbed

Hahaha good god
LET"S GIVE A HURRAH FOR SHIT JUDGING!!!
Bad call lol

Riddle does not fight smart.

Riddle is not smart
thank jeebus for shitty judging
Riddle via Leonard Garcia.
Riddle vs Leonard Garcia?

After all he just fought a FW

Why the fuck not?

It would be like two windmills fighting.

Riddle needs to learn to Knee

He is really not UFC calibre

Henry “i’m not your fscking gardener” martinez got the scam jam. Locker room bonus FTW

Not with how much Dana loves Riddle. He probably thought Riddle won twice.

INEPT through three

Sweet Scientist: 29
Luke Nelson: 16
wonderfulspam: 34
Fullcircle: 12
kingofthedogs: 5
afrotikiman: 22
Unabomberman: 10
FightingFighting: 34
Tim Bernier: 40
PDG27: 26
MaZZacare: 36
Sum: 264
Score: 259

how do i check my picks during the event?
go to the "Fight Companion"

link in the left hand navigation of playground.

thanks i have 36 then
i think i have 36

Since Riddle is fighting Featherweights

RIDDLE VS. GARCIA!!!

Oh god, this win just validates his derpy fighting style
14-11 is not a good record

but I will not pick that yelling jackass Kit Cope in any fight ever.

/notfighterbashing

Kit Cope Chris Cope is not, Joe.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i wanted to pick cope so bad
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I dont imagine many are picking Cope
I did.

His nickname is C-Murder so…

Una, why.

I don't know. Couldn't resist...
What the fuck are you smoking when you make your picks?
C-Murder is as awesome as Ja Rule

MURDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

Is the ‘real’ c murder still in prison?

Yep his appeal was denied

Which is bullshit because the only evidence in his first trial was his name and music.

Thought I read something about some eyewitness but I could be wrong

I could be thinking of another rappers trial but

I’m pretty sure it was his that had no murder weapon or eyewitnesses.

Every rapper needs a Shine to take the pinch

He made up with Diddy.

How could you be cool with someone who sent you to prison for a decade after handling his business?

$$$$$$$$$$$$

Thats how

He's a soldier

Like Wee Bey and Chris Partlow

And the baddest of all soldiers

Bodie

he found god

he’s jewish now

He was jewish until they allowed him back in the states

And he came back to rap with a weird voice.

Matt Riddle vs Wonderboy

Riddle likes to WAR!

murder isnt allowed in the ufc

I’ll take those 5 bullshit asshole pointz

i mean 7

riddle me this riddle me that

same.

that no-talent assclown couldn’t even get me a UD for 11.

That should have been 11 for me, with a martinez UD
it absolutely should have been

Henry got jobbed straight up

Isn't Matt Brown known to break his hands in fights?

That’s Mike Brown.

Ahhhhh that 's right

damn M. Brown’s gettin me all mixed up

Hopefully Chris can't cope with a trip to brown town
so bad

that it was good

LOOK AT THAT DOUCHESMILE

That’s the last sight any number of hookers have seen.

WAR Season 7 of TUF

24 so far...
"In battles with three guys that aren't even fighting in this company anymore..."

I hope Matt Brown decimates this assclown

For 3 rounds en route to a brutal decision
1st round Pete Sell tko
Not if Yves Lavigne had anything to say about it

Sell got TKO’d twice

lol no sir

a first round, hairy chest destruction

C murder is my favorite kind of murder, you know?
Average Murder?

his first name should start with a “F”

it's like the Goldilocks of murder charges
brown please sub by round 2
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hooters would probably do more business

if they hired attractive women.

Or just served better food with a decent beer selection

yeah

this

Most servers are fake smiling tip whorse at least Hooters have somewhat better looking ones

??????????huh????????
I get knocked down!

but i get up again

shitjudging.com
this will suck
not if cope get's subbed in the first round
I love Dana on TV. We need more of that.
So since the TUF fights are live

Will they now count towards their professional records?

Yes
For real???
I think they were only exhibitions before to avoid spoilers.

And the UFC already counts them anyways, so why not?

Depends if they get paid or not?

If no, they would be either amateur or exhibition.

that commercial sucked!
BROWN IS GONNA WAR
Fearless prediction:

The next 3 fights will all feature finishes.

My prediction for the year: Jon Fitch will finish his next three opponents
Wait...

Is Cope the WOOOOO! guy?

Oh fucking hell
I hope it's like his last fight

Where he got KTFO and then the crowd started fucking with him by screaming WOOOOOOOO as he was walking back in defeat.

oh noes winslow
Oh yes Winslow

Cope is gonna get fucked

oh shit its the white skinny witch
BAHAHAHAH

Boos for Winslow. YUS!

i came to post this
wow dude

you are really into it

my hate for winslow inflames my sexual ardour
Feel bad for Matt Brown

Who’d want to be immortal if they sucked this badly?

Has there ever been a card with such terrible non UFC level talent?

Not hating. I’m enjoying this card but Riddle, Cope, That judo guy, Matt Brown, Cacarers, Ed Starks??!!

Natal, too
Natal is slightly above those named. At least he can get some takedowns
Caceres will shut you up

even if he wins. I’ll still think hes terrible. I;m stubborn like that

hahaha

lets go ashley schaeffer

good thing those suspensions are tehre

He works that hard?

What happened to “work smart not hard”?

I’m wondering if torrenting would severely impact how frequently the board would get updated…

Cope is so fucking awful

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cope's striking looks slow and predictable.

Like Butterbean wearing wrist weights.

Brown does that same kick every fight

Where he holds the cage and kicks.

Cope’s striking is sooooo sloooowwww.

How tall do we think Kim Winslow is? She's gotta be close to 6'

up until now i thought Luke had dirt on his side.

turns out its a tat outline

Picked this one wrong

Matt Brown

Fight ends in round 1

KO / TKO

Dammit I shoulda picked 2nd round TKO and not 1st
JDH is missing out on his girlfriend reffing the fight.

All these comments are making my shot glass lonely

Stop typing and start drinking!

Two shots between rounds is what ive been doing

Is cope's back bleeding?

BACNE?

Matt Brown vs. John Howard was awful

Full Metal Jousting on the History channel? Fucking aliens man

History Channel is abysmal

They’ve been sucked in to all this “reality” bullshit because it’s cheap to film.

I swear its like some youtube jerk offs got hired

This is like, Titan Fighting Championship caliber shit right here
This is like a proelite main event
This is a long five minutes
How can someone be in the UFC with a 12-11 record?
14-11

Total 23
Wins 12
By knockout 6
By submission 5
By decision 1
Losses 11
By submission 9
By decision 2

Do it the UFC way and add a bunch of amateur and unsanctioned fights on, bro.
That's only for main cards on FX and Fox
Because Brown brings the WAR
he is damn near in Randy Couture levels of record
WAAAAAAAAAAAAARR
im sure Dan Hardy will accomplish that
Brown looks tired

get ready for a WAR!

well shit

10-9 Luke

Someone needs to steal Matt Brown's chaw
Never seen a boring Matt Brown fight, eh Joe?

Sure about that? John Howard? Wilks?

I worry for how bad Chris Cope is.

Can someone tell me why I though Brown had a KO in him?
One person said it and it spread like wildfire

Tons of people picked that.

Cope literally strikes like he’s shadowboxing. And Brown’s shitty enough to eat them.

I'm playing the simpsons arcade game while this fight happens
i think you're controlling them
SO GLAD IT'S FINALLY ON XBOX LIVE ARCADE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Damn, didn't see that coming.
Winslow fucking STROLLED in to that stoppage
She is gonna gt someone killed
she hesitated a lot once she got there

you could see her second guessing the stop

BOOOOOOOOYAHHHHHHHHHHHH

11 points

7 points…. yippee

Brown war cry FTW
7 more points for me thats 43
Don't get in there to fast Kim!!!
LUKE THOMAS JUST BANNED COPE BITCHES!
I'll take 7

Shoulda been a sub…

Damn, I've already beat last week's event
WOOOOOOOOOOO

11 Fuckin finally!!

Yussss!!! 11 !!! Good Job Kim!
Can't believe they didn't see that punch that hurt him live

Rogan slipped there. Shit was obvious.

Yeah when a punch turns the other guy into a Space Invader, something bad is happening.

Well, you have to realize-

Rogan is sitting Cageside. There are alot of visual obstructions that we viewers at home don’t have.

And YOU have to realize

This is the internet. Fuck him.

Haha, you're incorrigible
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
boom

goes the dynamite

If Chris Cope is not cut

Dana White is a sadist.

Wonderboy needs another highlight reel KO
If cope doesnt retire
he is a mascochist
7 points. 1 round too late.
36 points

Should be 47…fucking Riddle.

I have 43
Nice

Now tally up our team scores and have a spreadsheet to me in 5.

you are looking for a GOOD captain

5 points

war new mma fighting writer matt brown

that was one of the most anticlimactic KO's I've ever seen.

but I’ll take it.fully expected.

Alright, Brown is 6'1" and Kim is noticeably taller than him.
We'll see it easier during the decision
War Immortal!!!

11 more for me.

Credit to Winslow, that was a good stop.
Brown vs. Das Wunderkind?

Cope started wrestling Winslow. I’d take Winslow in that fight.

Now what?
danawhite Dana White
How horrible SERIOUSLY is this ref?
1 minute ago Favorite Retweet Reply
lol @ Dana White's grasp of the English language.
What did she do? Perfectly fine stoppage to me.
She didn't let Cope get punched enough
About 3shots too late, and far too casual, unless you hate cope.
which, lets face it,

we all do

oh shut up Dana

seriously fuck right off

she wasn't that bad in this one

but fuck her, she’s terrible

Perfectly fine stoppage, IMO.

More of a late stoppage than an early one
Whaaa?

That was a great stoppage, no joke.

Yeah, I thought it was very good.
It's how she doesn't grab the fight and make him stop.

She just slowly leans down and puts her arms in the way. Someones health is on the line you have to be more aggressive then that. What if she just puts her arm in there and Matt decides he doesn’t want to stop yet she has no control over his body.

Okay, good point. I was just focusing on it being an appropriate point of stopping the fight,

wasn't slow

just looked that way because she was so unsure of herself

INEPT scores through four fights

Sweet Scientist: 36
Luke Nelson: 27
wonderfulspam: 41
Fullcircle: 19
kingofthedogs: 5
afrotikiman: 29
Unabomberman: 10
FightingFighting: 41
Tim Bernier: 45
PDG27: 37
MaZZacare: 41
Sum: 331
Score: 326

damn i got 43 so far
whats up with kingofthedogs?
Another late stoppage by Winslow
It's not like she was risking Cope any brain damage
Chris Cope vs Dan Hardy @ punching bad weight

Hardy isn’t a bad striker. He was giving Condit a few problems before the KO.

it was more of a response to matching up crap UFC records

Holy shit someone found a fight which is a 100% certainty of being a Dan Hardy win.

Hardy vs, Riddle

Now you hace 2

Riddle has wrestling.

ha!

he’ll forget

Height of mediocrity

Another 5pts for 17.

HUMAN COCKFIGHTING!!!!!
winslow so tall god damn
33 points. Double thanks to Matt Brown

1) for getting me my first perfect score of the night and
2) for running Chris Cope out of the UFC…probably

cope with the iateass face
What's wrong with Luke's voice?
so when will Matt Brown get submitted again?

Wow, Brown’s realized that his BJJ sucks, and he’s gonna stop grappling with guys.

More WAR less grappling
It only took 4 submission losses in the UFC, and 9 career sub losses for him to realize that.
As long as his opponent has zero ground game or submission acumen...

Matt Brown wins every time.

And as long as the guy is in the bottom 10 WWs on the roster

He's actually really good at getting up off his back

He just really enjoys using his hilariously sloppy BJJ. Which gets him subbed.

matt brown vs dan hardy

wanted brown to lose

but cope sucks

so im torn

A Matt Brown haiku?
has potential

wanted brown to lose

but cope really fucking sucks

so now i am torn

I wish Martinez had fought Rumble when he was still fighting supposedly at welterweight
Hahaha... maybe in Japan..
Stoppage wasn't that bad...

…after re watching in slo-mo, Winslow did OK, IMO.

bit slow to come in

But not the worst. If it wasnt her there wouldnt be as much of a fuss

If she didn't seem so unsure of herself it would be fine
Bruce Leroy is gonna wreck this kid

Figueroa looks like a cross between A Banuelos and Dan Hardy

tito's punishment clothing is doing better than i thought it would

i thought they would close the company by now but they keep sponsoring some decent fighters. good for tito.

I’ve heard some awesome things about this Max Holloway guy whose fighting Poirier. Kinda interested to see that fight now.

When will this 3D craze die?

When James Cameron invents smell-o-vision.

The new Spy Kids movie was 4-D

Robert Rodriguez continues his downward slide

Isn’t UFC 143 in 3D? I don’t even know how that’s possible…

It isn't based on cheesy "in-you-face" movie 3D but just giving you a sense of depth instead of just a flat screen

They use special cameras that record what is functionally a left eye image and a right eye image

Yes please!!!

I tried to go see the new Underworld last weekend and it played twice in the morning and the rest of the day was 3-D.

Alright Caceres, let's prove the doubters wrong, again.
alright caceres give me a unanimous decision please
Don't wake up in a roadside ditch
or train yards.
Cacares will lose.
NO HE WON'T HE HAS THE GLOW

Figueroa is gonna crap on his heart

We can only hope.
F you both!

Caceres is one of my least favorite fighters. I refuse to call him Bruce Leeroy.

Bruce Leroy's gonna style all over him
I hated him on the show

but I turned the corner on him since he’s been in the proper UFC. Like Meathead.

Any Tech guys here?

I just bought my buddies Ipod Nano 4th Gen off of him. He used a Mac, and I have Windows. When I plugged in the Ipod, it asked if I wanted to format the Ipod, and without knowing any better, I said yes.

Now the Ipod isn’t being recognized by itunes and it says “Use Itunes to restore”

I have the most updated version of ITunes, but it still wont recognize the Ipod…

Any help?

Throw it in water
Then burn it
Yep.

Still the good ol’ internets.

along with a plugged in toaster
Then microwave it to dry it off

Then magnetize it.

Smush fry it

does it come up in my computer or disk management?

it comes up in my computer

But when I open it on my computer, there are no files…

go to disk management

Think its right click my computer and go to manage. Youy should be able to format it from there

How do I format it lol

I know so little about technology..

Um right click the icon for it and format should be there. Make sure to format it for Windows which I think is FAT 32 instead of HFS Plus

Yea

I think that is what I did when I originally plugged it in…and now all the files are gone.

I don’t know if by formatting it, I deleted it (I don’t care about the songs…just the actual Ipod software needed to continue using)

oh yeah all your files willl be gone. The ipod should still run though

worked it out...

Thanks for the help though!

wow goldberg just said a battle at 145 for a bantamweight fight
Caceres looked good bexcause Escodedo is awful

Figueroa by sub

i got a first round sub in mind
Escovedo might've been a punching bag,

but Caceres has the physical tools to be a beast at BW.

what a terrible fight

these two guys are fighting like toddlers new to the world

pointless

pointless

They showed highlights of his fight against Mackens
He looked like a punk kid in that fight

Edwin Figueroa

Fight ends in round 2

KO / TKO

This I have too, Joe

It will be a submission, but everything else is right.

Hmm, just realized that the guy from mad men is the guy from that Justin Timberlake movie
Pete Campbell on Mad Men
Hate that guy in every show he is ever on

because of Mad Men

Yeah I know, Pete is such a bitch sometimes

I liked that movie, really cool idea

I'll probably watch it if it goes to Netflix
Watch Logan's Run

I watched an episode of Mad Men once, but I only remember how hot Christina Hendricks was. Not sure what the actual show is about.

I actually think it's a really cool show.

It’s about ad execs in the ’60s. Pretty good acting

Figueroa has a blackbelt in Bro Hugs
Did he get it from Pat Barry?
Snowden probably has a voodoo shrine of Fig in his bedroom closet, then
Shit

I just started hitting the z button to try and scroll through posts on tumblr…

Alex Caceres

Judge’s decision

Unanimous/majority decision

unsupervised...

Is that representative of how far American culture has collapsed?

I will NOT let you badmouth anything produced by the creators of Always Sunny.

have you watched it?

not as good as it should be

Yeah

But that’s because people are expecting it to basically be Sunny, but cartoon and with kids.

Yo offtopic but I just ran across a super funny commerical

so if anyone wants to see it while waiting for the next fight to start…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1bC8wPmv90

what a douchey photo on his banner LOL

super bootleg too
Sweater vests and the people who wear them suck

or ar part of the Mean Street Posse

My brother actually said he wanted one

I just started laughing my ass off and got up and walked out of the room.

I hope he doesn't have the glow tonight.

Oh god that poster. It’s like the douchiest profile picture possible

i love how he has a giant pic of himself

right in the middle of his banner

OUCH

RIght in the mommy daddy button

ohhh owwww!!!!

Low blow of the year?

wtf

I look away for a second

That's gonna take at least 5 minutes to recover...

That was the most dramatic dick kick I’ve ever seen.

That's one way to take the fight out of your opponent.

Best Dick kick EVER

that was a loud one.

How does a DQ work on MMA Playground?

It doesnt

Tey probably just remove it

no points

Either that or a second round sub for Figeroa

The Silva/Prater thing just gave 5 points to everybody who voted Prater.

You know...

Diamond MMA makes a cup…

Roll to safety?

right on the button

ouch

I just spit out my tea when that nut shot landed. just a reaction

The sound of that was horrible.
Hickory Nut Crunch
He reacted so violently...
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL
wow thats fucking nuts

Chandella laughing her ass off. That’s cold girl.

"Shot to the peninsula south of the equator"

Mauro Ranallo

Should that be a point?
no way totally accidental

Off the first kick? Especially if it’s accidental? No way.

strong warning given
accidents happen

but that takes a fucking lot out of a guy to get kicked in the dick that hard..its kind of cheap because guys can do it once knowing theyll only get a warning.

or multiple times which happens and no point taken.

Figueroa looked pissed
bruce leeroy gettin hurt now
Didn't that also happen to Cole Escovedo?
GONNNNNNG!

seriously, that sucks. hurts watching :S

Haunted by the ghost of Chael Sonnen's missing testicle

He took massive bombs from Mayday and Bruce almost kicked his testicles up his rear end

he is tough

The Cerrone school of victory

1. Kick balls
2. They recover and fight at 70%
3. Victory!

notice that cerrone didn't dick kick diaz

the formula must not be tampered with

Strong warning? He threw a kick

Oh shit, a strong warning

Way worse than a regular warning.

Coulda been worse

Coulda been a strongly-worded letter.

better than

double secret probation

Dude, if they're gonna give you 5 minutes....

TAKE IT!!!!

Sometimes the adrenaline wears off and your nuts start to hurt more.

4:59

“I’m good”

Dick kick = 3 shots

Great dick-kick, asshole!

Gonzaga/Tushererereere

was the most sadistic fight ever.

i bet on Tushererereere
HAHAHAHA KNEW IT!!

Hahahahaha Joe Rogan’s doing it! HE’S DOING IT!

He is a Tie Fighter!

My response was going to be the SFX made but you can’t exactly spell that shit.

caceres doing work

THAI STEEL CUP

K-1 level dick kick
Diamond MMA

DRINK!!!

fuck dont lose caceres
MUTHAFUCKER KICK ME IN DA DICK AGAIN, I DARES YA!
The better headkick

everyone finish your drinks

FUCK HIM UP Figueroa

Want to see Alex die in the cage vs picking Figueroa by decision is really tearing at me right now.

Glad it's not just me
Dayuuuuum!
wtf is happening
Dude Reinhardt took this dude's back
I don't get it.

Jason Reinhardt is the worst of the worst.

Figueora isn't the best on the ground

Is what I’m getting at

WHAT IS HAPPENING??!?!?!?!?!
NOOOOOO

UD HIM LEROY!!!!

Leroy’s positional grappling is pretty poor, but I want him to win just to piss the majority of BE off.

you know Alex is not great but he is showing some improvments
Figueroa is TURRIBLE on the ground
10-9 Power of the Glow
10-10 would be acceptable also
Caceres is a fun fucking fighter

10-9 Cerrone Caceres

how much does the knockdown weigh on the judges?

Not enough to win that round, I’d argue.

Awesome fight

10-10

Just realised that Bruce Leeroy looks like Dookie from The Wire.

fights like him too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2WjFhyfGMk

I havent clicked on the link but I assume it is Dookie’s illadvised attempt to take up boxing.

nah its Namond and him fighting over the pigeon thing in the first episode

that was pretty cool

almost gets ko’d then comes back and dominates him

10-9 Leroy

I could see 10-10 as well

I have to give that round to Leeroy.
Great first round...

10-9 Caceres for me….

u guys seem to be 10-15 sec ahead of me :/

VICIOUS FLYING BACK-FLIP KNEE KO. UNEXPECTED SHIT OF THE YEAR!

Do you have satellite?

This is a really good card.

Bruce has some surprising jitz
he's always been nice on the ground

Friend just told me that Figueroa looks like the hispanic version of Waldo from Family Matters

That’s pretty good.

10-9 Caceres. could be 10-10
leroy was getting the better of the striking out of that headkick that rocked him

and he got the better of the grappling so…10-9 leeroy?

Why u no finish Edwin?

Oh yea your dick still hurts.

Yeah, the headkick

landed with foot, not shin.

CMON CACERES!!!
Loving weird things about this fight

Love that Figueroa didn’t bow to pressure and took his time and good non stoppage by herb as well.

10-9 Caceres, wouldn't argue with 10-10 though

He knocked some jitz into that boy.

CMON CACERES!!!
I hate it when someone fakes a dick kick

Douchey move.

Did Figueroa fake getting kicked in the dick?
Yep, and Herb set him straight
I am not happy with my pick now.
Man

I actually like Bruce Leroy and I picked Edwin.

bah

This displeases me
God DAMN it, Alex.

Dude gets air when he gets kicked in the dick

Point deduction if it continues

DQ win for Figueroa if he can’t.

Take a point away

Penis head kick me……

Just quit and save us all some time
Did Alex train with Cerrone for a month practicing that?

And bring in Cheik Kongo as a guest clinician?

DICK KICK, It’s Cerrone territory now

gotta be a point?

After a hard warning? For sure.

this guy dives like soccer.

i know it hurts, but man, people are watching you son

Jonesian in his fleeing from flurries is Bruce Leroy

giving Cheick

a run for his money is Bruce Leeroy, huh Joe?

Cerrone laughs at their feeble dick kicks
Figueroa doesnt have the balls to stand up and fight

Haha…he just sits in the middle of the cage thinking about his balls.

Gotta be at least a point away
Nice dick-kicks, asshole!
Have to take a point
Caceres been training with Kamal Shalorus
"How are you feeling?'

“I’VE BEEN BETTER.”

Caceres going Kongo in us, now?
Sir....you've just been kicked in the nuts.

Had Figueroa not tried to milk it earlier in the round on a legit strike Herb would have taken a point away there

That's what you get for faking!
he deserved the second one

faking dick kicks like a snivelling coward

Moral of the story:

Don’t be a beech.

"This fight is AWESOME" - "Cup" Cheick Kongo
Why isn't Herb taking points?

Worried about whether the fight can continue, right now.

he's gonna wait until Fig is ready and then take it
Rogan has taken alot of dick kicks in his day

I love how Herb is talking him through it

That's not what we're talking about yet
what was that a response to

didn’t hear

breathe....breathe
That should be a point deduction, but I'm not a fan of Figueroa's performance
Dick kicks

Dick kicks everywhere

Bruce Leeroy single handedly taking it into the championship rounds.

This is an amusing comment.
lol Goldie talking about significant strikes

Great timing.

LOL GOLDBERG
So you wanna be an ultimate fighter...
Herb showing no mercy.

I think if the fight can’t continue, Herb will send it to the cards. He does not want this guy getting a DQ win, you can tell.

I wouldn't either. Figueroa's seems to be angling for it.

After a strong warning, the point should be deducted

I wonder if Rogan got in trouble for talking about Diamond MMA so much last time... lol

whats the point of giving a strong warning if you’re not going to deduct a point? cmon herb

He gotta make sure Fig is going to continue

Take a point, DEAN!

im calling another one before the fight is over

Video game characters don't have balls, Joe
fuck a point is now gone
Here comes the deduction.
two points???!?!?!?
2 POINTS?!?!?!
Herb Dean

Psychologist

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

wow 2 points, damn son

Can you deduct more than 1 point?

Holy shit – 2 fucking points?

Two points is fucking bullshit
Rogan made a health bar reference

take a shot

2 points holy jebus

TWO points?????

How do you go from a warning to two points?

2 oints???

WTF Dean?

that's fucking horse shit

so much for a lee roy UD

This is the worst fight ever
Keith Hackney disagrees.
make it a 10-8 round then caceres!
two points.

woah

See, that's bullshit

nut kick someone a few times, get the win.

2 points is ridiculous

give him another dick kick

might be the first time i've ever seen someone get 2 points taken away from one foul
2 points is harsh
2 points is crazy...

You deduct 1 point since he was already warned, if it happens again, you take another…

feels like it was a make up call

you can’t give a warning then take 2 points the next time…

I think since Fig was so hurt from the first kick that Herb felt bad only giving him warning so he tried to make up for it with this one. But thats not how it works. Like… at all

Two shots – both accidental and part of the normal course of the fight and he gets two points taken away.

MMA everybody.

So was the DQ on Erick Silva

Shit happens in MMA

Right

you should be able to nut kick someone 1000 times on accident with no penalty.

Its the severity and the arbitrary nature of the amount of points taken thats the problem.

That’s like awarding a 20 shot foul in basketball

What about the severity of the nut shot?
I think its good

He kicked him in the nuts hard twice. I think they should just call this fight a NC and move on, because its just not fair.

The two points is because Herb realizes the immense advantage Alex has now is huge.

Is it bad that I hate people who grab on to the chokes before putting the hooks in

We don’t get nearly enough 9-8 rounds these days.

Please, someone in the UFC, learn your neck cranks and apply them.

I'll allow the finish Leroy. Go get it son!

Why the fuck did I think Edwin Figueroa had a submission arsenal?

Wondering that myself…so much for a Round 2 submission victory :/

same? I really don’t know where that came from

This reminds me, forget bonuses for incentivising fighters

Point deduction for stalling will sure and shit get fighters fighting.

stay alive damn you!
2 points ruins the fight

Hoping Leroy gets that finish

8-8 please!~!!!!!
So, is it 9-8 Edwin?

The funny thing is, Caceres might still take a decision. I could totally see the judges giving him the first round, even if he doesn’t deserve it.

KICK HIM IN THE NUTS!
Say what you will about Bruce Leroy...

but he is an ENTERTAINING fighter.

Getting a lot better, too.
9-8 Figueroa

18-18

19-17 for Figueroa
yup 18/18 now
he really should be fighting at 125lbs

Who won round one? Figueira just needs to not get finished and win one round and he takes it.

I scored it 10-9 Caceres and have it 18-18
Power kick?!

What the hell is a “power kick”, Rogan?

Damn, Fig had the perfect position for a massive nut shut at the end of the round
was hoping for an updickkick myself
Has there ever been an 8-8 round?
There's never been a 2 point deduction before... so no
Really close

But he reversed position. Otherwise, we might have seen one.

there might have been one in the Marquardt vs Leites fight

the final scores were 28-27 28-27 and 27-28 for Leites

DON'T TWEET ME DIFFWUNT
That movie does not look good.
There's a reason it went straight-to-DVD
Don't mekk fon of mah movie,

it’s vurry idsputashinuhl

18 all going into this round
so possibly an even fight?
SLAP HIM IN THE TAINT!
This will end in a draw
Edwin is not so good.
doesn't look like he belongs in the UFC
he looked great against Micheal McDonald, he is just fighting at the wrong weight class, he's too small for bantamweight
Figueroa's ground defense:

Turn over and give up back!

So he doesn’t have a good ground game. I am pretty sure nut shots inhibit your ability. He delivered a tremendous head kick round 1.

Jason Reinhardt took his back...

One headkick doesn’t make up for having your back taken 7 or 8 times now without resisting.

I thought he did decently enough on his feet.

Bottom line is they scored it round 1 for Edwin for the kick. Round 2, we know how that happened. -2 for -2 testicles. That’s 2 rounds and that’s all he needed.

he makes Pat Barry look like a black belt in BJJ

Did he just throw a backhand?

He did. Incredible striking technique, does this one have.

It’s technically called a pimp slap.

Caceres should add dick kick feints to his arsenal
Wow, Fig's wrestling is horrific.

UFC 119 thinks this card rules.

I just want this fight to end, Alex's inability to finish is shameful
seriously

its like he has heard of subs but doesnt know how to, you know, do one.

At the same time

Its not like anyone expected him to win.

You might wanna sit this one out
What a fantastic introduction to this sport for any new fans watching tonight.

Too bad Cro Cop isn’t fighting.

What's Caceres' camp?
Kimbo Slice and Da-Da 5000

But seriously, I don’t know.

He was with Firas.

majority draw coming up

I’ve lost count of the scores. Whos winning?

SURVIVE DAMN YOU

Bruce Leroy looks really very good.

Yeah he does, improved from the last time I saw him. Just needs to work on ’em submission techniques

I need a thesaurus,

Does “good” mean “mediocre” now?

He's got a bright future

GABLE GRIP!!!

I just want to scream that at him.

Caceres is going to win after being deducted 2 points.

And yet Figueroa is going to stay in the UFC and be shitty for one more fight out of pity for being nut-shotted twice. There is no possible good outcome for this fight as of now.

I think the judges might ahve gave Fig round 1
this might be the longest 3 round fight of all time
And the sloppiest
It was essentially 5 rounds
lets make it a 5 rounder!
Edwin just giving him submissions
Does fig have a shot of getting the decision?
Wouldn't be surprised if the judges gave him round 1

that’s all he needs

If two judges gave him round one due to the knock down and being close to finishing the fight

ok please somehow let bruce leeroy win this fight
Uhhh, 28-27 Figueroa

Fucking fuck. Leroy is going to take this decision. Only time he was threatened was the high kick.

This might be one of those great

“So bad its good” fights.

10-9 Caceres

28-27 for the win, despite a 2 point deduction.

10-9 Leroy, 28-27 same

He won all three rounds. Even with the deduction, that’s a win.

he did not win the 2nd

The round where he had the back for 2 minutes?

that depends

Does a takedown steal a round

28-27 Caceres
and hopefully 11 points and $20
The saving grace of this awful card

Dustin Poirier, Renan Barao, Carlos Condit, and Nick Diaz are all fighting

First few fights before this have been good
4-0 leafs right now

yeaaaaaaaaah

i have it 28-27 for Figueroa with the rounds going like; R1 - 10-9 Figueroa, R2 - 9-8 Figueroa R3 10-9 Alex
Consensus score card
I expect Dana to tweet any second

WHAT A GREAT FIGHT

wow ... I am impressed

Bruce Leroy is for real!

His grappling was sloppy though
He'll improve on it
If I were a judge I would DEDUCT points from Bruce LeRoy for his complete incompetence at finishing fights
It will be a draw

10-10
9-8 Fig
10-9 Bruce

Please!

Caceres 28-27.

It all comes down to rd 1...10-10 or not?
where's that guy with the yellow pants?

he needs to get in on this

If Bruce Leory miraculously gets this decision, I’ll eagerly anticipate the next fight to see him get the ever-fucking shit beaten out of him.

c’mon porier kick some ass

hahaha 5 points for me !

PPFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
FUCK YOU HERB DEAN YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

HAHHA YES. EDWIN WINS. KICK A FEW MORE IN THE NUTS, ALEX!

Fuckin' split decisions starting to piss me off
Fig getting the win is bullshit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

Judges scored the 1st round to Figueroa

5…..this is a dirty dirty card

BULLSHIT!!

I want a rematch!!

damn

bruce leroy lost the fight but he won many fans i think. he won me at least.

knew that was going to happen.

I wanna see the scorecards on this one. This was just craziness.

I'll take them 5 points mofos!
No seriously

lmfao

wow.... bad bad bad...
YEEEESS FIGUEROA!!!!!!

Fucking stupid.

Fucking lulz. 5 pts.

omg

he won by getting kicked in the nuts.

better than winning by kicking nuts.

This fight started like 45 minutes ago.

ha, same score as the Marquardt vs Leites

Figueroa should really drop down to 125.

And improve

greatly

BOOOOOOOOOOO
Figueroa? Heh 5 points.
im really pissed off caceres should have won that damn fight
5 points and I hate Caceres

YAY!

He's sticking around

Ah shit pussy monsters brother is here

bad decision imo.

does a headkick out weigh 3 rounds of superior striking and grappling

Caceres was controlling the action for the most part,

but I think Figeroa landed the harder shots and did more damage. There were a few moments were he was really pouring it on.

No

It outweighed ONE round of superior grappling.

It shouldn't have

and usually doesn’t.

I had the fight 28-27 Caceres

Just pointing out that it was only the one round that went to Figueroa in the judges’ eyes.

Round 1 could've been a 10-10, but it shouldn't have been.

That’s not how points work.

Let it be known: don't fucking kick guys in the dick in pro fights! LEARN HOW TO KICK RIGHT!
It was the stances

Alex is a southpaw and Ed was standing really square with his legs apart.

At times it almost seemed like he wanted to get kicked in the nuts.

Still, the 2 point deduction was a garbage decision.

Eh, I tend to think the guy who kicked is the one who is wrong. I get what you’re saying, but it’s a foul, and people need to adapt to that.

Figueroa was pretty shady.
But 2 points!?

That was excessive on Herb’s part.

I agree with one point

But two for an accidental foul?

For two accidental fouls
You usually get a warning

Then a point.

They were accidental and he was already punished for the first foul with a warning.
He already got warned for one

You don’t retroactively punish.

Precendence people
Fights like these are why basketball will always be my favorite sport

I watched my first ever NBA game on Friday night!

How was it?

Was good. Knicks/Celtics. Might not have been live

Was it the Heat game? And what did you think of it?

Knicks/Celtics

I enjoyed it but I don’t think I’d watch it on a regular basis. Far too many matches

Genetic mutants bouncing a ball and shooting it through a circle

while yelling FOUL! when getting touched on the wrist?

Fuck that. I’ll watch fighting.

LeBron James literally jumped over another player to throwdown an alley-oop
Basketball and MMA are my 2 favorite sports.

Ultimate team sport and ultimate individual sport.

I thought Leroy won the fight, but I can’t exactly complain that a guy who survived two huge nutshots got the benefit of the doubt.

Alex Caceres needs to be cut

Or fight Leonard Garcia

For winnin?
Figeroa landed the better shots throughout, I think

I could see it going his way.

They were cleaner

But he really didn’t throw a lot of shots.

I'd be interested to see the FM report.

Caceres landed some good kicks and knees himself.

Me too.

It was competitive on the feet, but it was a washout on the ground.

Don’t agree with two points though.

I've never seen a 2 point deduction,

but somehow it doesn’t seem unfair to me.

Bullshit

Figueroa gets dominated and wins.

Dominated by nut shots

Which basically dictated the rest of the fight.

So then Figueroa should have said he was unable to fight.

If he can fight, has nothing to really complain about.

And justly, his opponent is docked points for multiple infractions.
Two kicks

Usually people aren’t even strongly warned until the second one.

2 points is unheard of.

I think points should be deducted more frequently

Also notice how Caceres fought with more urgency. That makes for better fights.

I would agree

If it was fairly applied.

INEPT through five

Sweet Scientist: 41
Luke Nelson: 27
wonderfulspam: 46
Fullcircle: 26
kingofthedogs: 12
afrotikiman: 34
Unabomberman: 10
FightingFighting: 48
Tim Bernier: 52
PDG27: 42
MaZZacare: 48
Sum: 386
Score: 376

There goes my eleven points. thank you judges...
did you pick for kingofthedogs?
Haha

No.

did he make 100% picks?

Yup

You drafted Subo?

He's 2nd overall if I'm not mistaken

Well nevermind

Btw

As already mentioned by someone else: if it weren’t for the underscore, you’d have the pound-for-pound best username on BE.

Thanks that fucking underscore haunts the shit out of me I wake up in the middle of the night with the sweats wait no thats the coke

E-mail the mods

They can change it. Don’t know if they will but they can.

Not a bad idea but I doubt they would for a n00b

It's worth a punt

Yeah probably. Any rec on who to email?

Maybe one of the community moderators

Chris Barton, Scott Broussard, Damon O. – go to the mainpage and their names should be in the left column.

kingofthedogs' picks

Diaz
2
TKO

Werdum
Dec
U

Koscheck
Dec
U

Kuiper
Dec
U

Jorgensen
Dec
U

Figueroa
Dec
U

Cope
Dec
U

Herman
2
Sub

Poirier
Dec
U

Thompson
Dec
U

Martinez
Dec
U

Decisive picks?

ROFL LETS GO FIG! Makes up for that bullshit Riddle decision

Both decisions were bullsshit

But I get points so fuck it

How bad to you have to be to win a split decision over Alex Caceres after he has 2 points deducted

Edwin Figueroa Bad
You try fighting after those nut shots...
true

meant to mention that in the post. But seriously he looked awful on the ground

Awful?

He showed stout sub defense. His problem is giving up his back too often.

Cacares has an excellent frame for this weight class, but he's going to get crushed by the MacDonalds of the weight class who have the same reach with power.

Figueroa was beating him up with the ground and pound; the difficulty was finding away around those lanky legs.

he put himself in many different submissions especially triangles. Cacares just sucked at finishing. Which is weird cus he has a few wins by triangle

Figuroa is my new favorite fighter...

just for beating Bruce Leroy. Please let them rematch so Figuroa can finish what he tarted with that headkick in the first round.

He didn't beat him.

He won by getting his nuts beat.

He didnt win though

Its based on a round by round basis, and Fig got a knockdown in the first, and Caceres had 2 points deducted.
Wow, they score MMA on a round by roudn basis?

No shit. Never knew.

I guess I reply failed,

I was addressing a guy that said that one head kick should not override 3 rounds of dominance.

Caceres still won a majority of that round

A ten ten if I ever saw one.

Juanito Ibarra? Is that you?

Knockdowns in MMA should be an automatic point loss like in boxing!

That was bullshit, but whatever.

I’ve still got 47 points.

Figueroa wins. His twig and berries? Not so much.

His future girlfriends lose.

Society wins though. Dude is ugly.
DiamondMMA.com, Goldie!
For me, it wasn't Edwin winning, it was Caceres losing

Like BJ and Rivera say if you go to a decision it should be a loss, if you take a dudes back that many times and have so many possible submissions and you can’t get it you deserve to lose.

Oh and if you kick the other dude in the nuts twice

Sitting on a shitty 24 right now.

I feel a little bit better…27

At least it isn't 17
Figueroas afterparty is gonna suuuuuuuuck

There’s a joke somewhere here, but I can’t find it. Something about ice and staying very still, methinks.

Figueroa with the first "Pinkberry makes it all better" bonus

You can look into that however you wish.

Porier via murder
well see
i will eat my words

the kids got some serious skills on standing

Dustin Poirier

Fight ends in round 2

Submission / Tapout

I never pick Rd 1 stoppages

but I got Dustin Rd 1 sub

please poirier submit him in the first

I picked Poy-yay but I want Holloway to win because he’s crazy and crazy should have its day.

Pitbull

gtfo

Douche wears sunglasses in the club.
What does he do?

Professional douche?

i am now officialy older than a UFC fighter...fuck i don't think that's a good thing

Max Holloway is going to surprise some people.

Too bad his tattoos are an idiot.

Pitbull's music is beyond shit
I just did some public service through twitter

Hi @EdwinElFeroz your balls will thank me for this http://diamondmma.com/

That does look pretty nice.

My shock doctor jock strap is getting worn out, I might buy this

Hoping this fight goes 3 rounds.

Would love to see Holloway’s arsenal. Been compared to Pettis.

Herb took one point away for each testicle Edwin is going to have to have removed.

"I don't know why you guys are complaining. That was an awesome battle!" - Diamond MMA

Shit yeah. Digging the walkout music from both dudes.

You guys have to check out my prelims recap on HKL after prelims are over.

I think my recap of Caceres/Figueroa is equally as much of a clusterfuck as the fight was

Gah, 20 years old

He’s like the fifth UFC fighter who’s younger than me. I feel so old.

Holloway is 20

Does he have a licence that says Mclovin?

Hes old enough....

To party

Holloway gets schooled or knocks him out now.
He looks like a human chihuahua
"Erik Coke"?

Is that how Koch’s last name is pronounced?

Sounds better than Eric Cock.

or cook
My friends name is Matt Koch

But it’s pronounced cook.

Hmm, I always just assumed it was "Kotch"
I always thought it was COCK
kids holding his own so far
hes looking to land that left hook
Is Holloways tattoo artist the same as Bendos?
Yeah it is "Sinful T-Shirt Company"

Angel wings tattoos. People still get those?

They could be Pegasus wings

I think he just pushed off the matt with those wings to avoid that armbar.

…he just tapped. So nevermind on that joke.

Jesus, Holloway is a fucking natural. This kid’s gonna be great no matter what happens in this fight.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

He looked very good standing, definitely needs to shore up his ground skills, and seal up that takedown defense.

Really really want a Newport but I really dont want to miss this fight

4-0 is only 4 fights - Goldberg
Holloway is screwed on the ground though
this kid looking good
that was sick

11 points

fuck ya 11 points !!!
Fucking awesome
I like Holloway though

Crafty submissions, that was awesome.

Thank god

We didn’t have to see that.

The arm break

that is

how bout we give Holloway a easier fight next time huh?
Damn, that was impressive

+7 for me.

Poirier is slick.

only 5, but I’ll take ’em.

That kid brought it and has a future for sure

But Poirier is next level.

That was awesome

Awesome ass sub. Bravo to the guy who picked a round 1 submission victory for him

A lot of guys

Me included

fucking siiiick. Kid looked good for a while though

he did

looked like a pretty game fighter. Might see him again.

definitely see him again. Kid is 20 years old

also fighting Poirer in your debut is brutal

Whew. Thought that arm was gonna go.

You’re not the only one. If he would have had his leg over… rice cakes.

I covered the screen with my hand i thought he was gonna break it

Wait what? You covered it because he might break it?

Still manlier than T.C. Engel
+11 and SOTN

and again, fuck that last fight.

brilliand indeed. Great sub my Porier SOTN so far
Finally! 11pts!
HOLY FUCK

I LOVE DUSTIN POIRIER!!!!

Holloway looks sick, though.

nice job by poirier

but holloway got some serious skills on standing. im impressed big time.

Ow. Sitting on his head, triangle choking him, and bending the arm back.

Sub of the night

Mounted Triangle/Armbar

Sweet.

58 points.

That's how I like to see triangle-armbars finished

From top position, not from your back.

Real men

finish on top

For most guys

Its easier to get leverage from your back because you can drive your hips up off the mat.

Full-body leverage > hips

On top, you’re not fighting gravity or your opponent’s body weight.

Top side triangle is my favorite move

triangles from mount look awesome too. How come we dont see them as much?

Much harder to actually finish

At least the choke is.

That and most people don’t train that position.

oh really? How come its harder?

I’d love a judo chop on the differences etc

It creates space

So the blood choke is almost impossible from that position.

Most of the time, the position only comes about because the man in bottom position used a triangle to sweep.

Maia actually swept Chael in to top position so he(Maia) could finish the choke from the bottom.

In a practical sense, if you were on top and achieved a high mount, it would make no sense to try to apply a triangle.

What KJ was saying is right though. If you can achieve the arm bar from top position you can get more leverage. Its just not easy to do with the triangle. High level shit.

Yes and no

Its extremely difficult to get full extension from the top position.

Only if the ground blocks the extension

Belly down Achilles locks though are golden, and from the mounted triangle you can posture up and drive out. Maybe more difficult to get the triangle choke as you’re focusing on your abductor muscles to close the space, which is why the setup has to be perfect. Only way triangle choke off the back is absolutely more powerful is if you take a perpendicular angle and end up using your quadriceps and hamstrings to close the choke, like Ryan Hall and others advocate.

You're right

I was just picturing the circumstance you mentioned, with the ground blocking the extension.

That mainly has to do with my general lack of technical ability.

Well that was a man beating up a boy.

On the ground.

Standing, Holloway didn’t look bad.

Yeah, I guess I’m talking more about the general size and strength advantage.

+5

Oh well.

Can’t wait to see Holloway again, some real talent there.

If I get the round right but not the method, do I still get the 2 points?
Yuuuuuuuuuuuup
The 7 it is

YAY!!!

I think so. The round/method are bonus as long as you pick the victor iirc

+11

damn Poirier’s a beast

And just like that MMA pulls me right back in. Fuck this is a great sport.

INEPT through 6

Sweet Scientist: 52
Luke Nelson: 38
wonderfulspam: 57
Fullcircle: 33
kingofthedogs: 17
afrotikiman: 45
Unabomberman: 17
FightingFighting: 55
Tim Bernier: 59
PDG27: 49
MaZZacare: 55
Sum: 477
Score: 460

5 scores above 50 before the maincard, I like it! Even though this looks like a REALLY high scoring event.

Everyone talking about their scores makes me want to join the BECW yes I am somewhat a conformist

Join the prospects camp and play along at home

it can make crappy fights entertaining.

Thought I missed the boat on that

No no

You can always join the prospect camp.

Gives me something to do tomorrow during the terrible halftime show

DO IT

Seriously. I am not kidding when I say my enjoyment of MMA has increased a ton after I signed up (and later became a captain) for the Civil War.

Do it it's fucking awesome!

Next season I probably will and yes I will (if I do) make all of my picks

looking like a really high score event

Dustin, "The Diamond" Poi.... (trails off)
"Come on guys"

Where we going?

They threw Holloway to the wolves for his debut

mean bastards

He fought the wolves like Liam Neeson

But that wolf had a sick triangle

true

didnt he step up for someone else though?

Poy-yay’s evil twin Eric Koch.

that would have been an awesome fight too. Wouldnt mind seeing it now for number 1 contender

Well he was a replacement four weeks out. I doubt they’d intentionally put him up against Poirier.

I'm at 45, not too bad so far.
Thompson KO gettin love on FX
We get to see this HD!

Resolve an argument I’m having with my roommate: Do the unified rules ban purple nurples?

Not specifically,

but Herb will take two points.

i think that falls under small joint manipulation...
Dustin diamond?

Like screech? Please tell me that Isn’t intentional.

So far:

FOTN:
Natal vs Kuiper
Riddle vs Martinez

SOTN:
Dustin Porier

KOTN:
Stephen Thompson
Matt Brown

Thompson over brown for sure.

And I think Caceres/ Figeroa is FotN so far.

the action was good, but the 2 looong pauses after nut kicks kinda killed it for me

Stop showing this ffs

What else are they going to throw in to cover about 10 minutes? All of those other stoppages so far? It’s a nice KO, man.

Wouldn’t mind the ring girls parading around :P. But yeah it was one hell of a KO. Flick, off switch

Not a fan of beautiful knockouts?

I am but…sadly I picked against the guy who had the beautiful ko. Just “e-raeg”

48 going into the main card would be pretty great most events.

but people are killing today. I haven’t missed a winner yet, but I’m not doing so good on methods/rounds.

48 is solid

I’ve got 51 and got all the fights right too

I know the gladiator is gone

but is the cheesy music staying?

No brand new music
Still gonna hear Face The Pain
No, Face The Pain is gone

Hans Zimmer has composed music for it

No

First Hans Zimmer, then Face The Pain. Trust me! Stemm even tweeted Dana to say thanks for keeping Face The Pain.

no.1 Hans Zimmer probably didn’t it was his company. No.2 face the pain is still gonna play after I do believe

I haven’t got a pick wrong yet and yet I’m only on 36 points. Balls.

Not possible, I think

Just picking winners:
1 hot bout = 10
5 fights = 25

That’s 35 points.

Wait, which one was the hot bout?

Natal vs Kuiper

Changed today.

41 points then. Still pretty balls though.

UFC is getting on the Wonderboy hype train BIG time by showing this fight

Or have not much else to fill time.

True

But they could have spent the rest of the time hyping up Diaz/Condit tryign to sell PPVs

They could, but it might be hard to not get repetitive. You know how Goldy gets.

wouldnt it be better to show it on the ppv?

Sometimes

they show it on both

Holy fucking shit. That KICK.

God I love lead head kicks.

Anyone care to email me? cough cough

email?

mrmojorisin0101

yahoo

mind emailing me too?

cmcshann@gmail.com

If he doesnt I’ll email you bro after he emails me that is

Just sent it to both you guys
mucho gracias
You're the best...arrrrrouuuunnndddd
Haha

I didn’t notice the spit flying out of Stittgen’s mouth the first time around.

That's cuz it was on Facebook and in terrible quality

That post fight celebration was badass.

UFC 143: Shoutfest Rogan vs White
Alright gentleman- see you in the main card thread

The fuck was that thing.

I really want to fight in the UFC so that I can thank the flying spagetti monster after my win.

As athletes go

MMA fighters are pretty light on that old timey religion, thankfully. Except for Bendo, and he’s so awesome that it’s hard to care.

He didn't thank god for granting him victory, so I'm fine with it.

So far this season I’ve picked 75.5% of the fights correctly. 34 for 45.

Anyone else doubting how hard that kick actually landed? Or am I just being ignornant of the awesomeness of Karade/whateveritishedoes?

I think it was more that he never saw it.

didnt look to land hard though? Like the foot and not the shin

It was solidly in there. Doesn’t always have to be the shin. I know what you’re saying, but with the angle and how skilled he is at that move, and the fact he stuck it in there perfectly… it was a solid kick.

it was pretty sweet so I shall shut up lol

A lot of it was the angle. His opponent never saw the kick and was not prepared for it. That said, you take a guy that’s been throwing that kick since he was a child, and it’s got more power on it than what most people think, since most folks are used to seeing rear leg roundhouses.

I thought it didn’t look that heavy in the replays, but in real time the sound of the impact was pretty impressive.

please stop shouting

The hype is justifiable.

I won’t complain about the shouting for this one.

NICK DIAZ VS CARLOS CONDIT!?!?!?

Not the best PPV card evar

but I gotta buy it. Such an amazing main.

Do they never watch these back and realize they don't need to scream?

I think they think it sells more cards or something? ALL THE RAW EXCITEMENT AND ENERGY!

looool

exactly, da fuck was that ?

Rogan is about to come through the TV and kill me if I don't buy this PPV.
Holy fuck.

Did someone lace Joe’s weed with meth or something?

LOLZ

Joe really went for it.

I almost shit my pants laughing
The gladiator intro is gone.

However that fucking Stemm song sticks around. Come on!

I have never been so excited for a card in my entire life.
Fucking Awesome!!

11 points! 69 overall!

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